《The Wielder Of Two Abilities》 The parallel World By J. TNANGA Hello world, if you are reading this that means my transmission got successfully sent to another Earth similar to mine. First let me explain my Earth¡¯s current predicament: A Mad-scientist got on the crazy notion that parallel worlds truly existed and went on a rampage trying to connect my world to yours and the machine known as the vortex alignment accelerator, exploded while trying to aligned my world to yours, to connect them if you will, and because of that massive radiation was released from the accelerator. Only it wasn¡¯t just limited to the city. It went and spread to the whole entire world. At first, everyone thought it would only affect the city but then the radiation caused massive wind and tornadoes, and I guess, that just carry it to the whole world, and because of that, everyone got superpowers, or at least everyone that survived.... My parents and I survived, we all got superpowers, but then again, if the whole world got superpowers, you would think it would become a typical thing, but no. Banks collapse because people were stealing money, villains from all around the world started rampaging. It is as if that most people were hoping to get superpowers to get away with everything. With the way my world is turning, I am sending this single transmission to you as a warning, beware of mad-scientists but if you want powers then don¡¯t mind them, trust me, powers are cool, but you probably wouldn¡¯t want that, would you? Anyway, with the world turning like that, I decided to take the lead role, and I know what you might be thinking, why would a neet that does nothing but play video games all day, read manga/light novels and watch anime, suddenly decide to take a lead role like a protagonist? Well, the answer is simple, THIS IS THE FREAKING REAL WORLD, THIS ISN¡¯T A MANGA OR ANYTHING, IF I DON¡¯T TAKE THE LEAD ROLE, THEN WHO WOULD, and besides, I read light novels similar to what¡¯s going on, so I am going to used my otaku knowledge to give me a slight advantage against the average Joe. First thing first, I had my parents and neighbors (well, the neighbors we trusted) used metal to build a wall alongside our neighborhood to keep people, unless government officials, away, until a solution can be found against all those superpowers villains wreaking havoc and chaos in the country. We made sure the wall was high enough that you would need to have a superpower that allowed you to jump seventy meters up, or be a freaking Titan from (Attack on Titan) to get to my neighborhood. Do you think I might be a bit crazy? Well, that¡¯s what my neighbors and my parents thought too, but guess what? They came begging my forgiveness three days after the accelerator exploded, three days after we all got our powers. That¡¯s right, prisons got destroyed, government had so many emergency messages, in fact, some government official was even killing people on Live TV for that matter. Yeah, everyone was grateful for my intuitive genius idea (I kept that my idea came from Attack on Titan a secret). You are probably thinking, wow, I am such a good person, and you are probably expecting me to be some cool looking protagonist ready to go on an adventure and defeat bad guys, but the truth is, with my superpower, even though i really could. I am not going to do that (not only do my parents not want me to go outside (get the joke, outside, like in Attack on Titan)), I myself have no reason to help others, as long as my parents are safe. I¡¯ll only protect this small neighborhood area. I am going to make this place a safe place for everyone living in it. That¡¯s all, and besides, why would I go outside and help people, everyone has superpowers help yourself, and also I would prefer to just watch anime online than do all that work, which is exactly what I am going to do right after I finished this transmission. So as you can see, the radiation did more for me than most people. I am not sure if it¡¯s because of my exact position when the accelerator exploded (I was in my room reading a popular light novel), but it changed my looks completely. By change I mean, I am hot. Like really hot. You are probably thinking, just how ugly was this 16 years old kid? Well, let me answer that, I wasn¡¯t ugly-ugly, I mean, I wouldn¡¯t say good looking, but I wouldn''t say ugly. You know, I had average looks. And no, no girls confessed their love to me when I had average looks like all those guys in anime, but I must say, now that I am hot, the world feels different, especially the way the girls in my neighborhood are looking at me. By the way, as you can see in this transmission, I have long brown hair with light blue eyes that you might be able to see how beautiful they are in the sunset. I am six-feet tall. Hey, I am not trying to brag or anything, I was like that since before the accelerator explosion. My dad is like that too, you know, so I guess, my tallness runs in the family. I¡¯ll tell you one good thing that happened from the accelerator explosion, besides getting superpowers. NO SCHOOL. EVER. With the way the world has turned right now, the probability of me going back to school is NEVER. That¡¯s right, since you are in a parallel world you are probably forced (I mean, have to go to) school every day, right? Well, if that¡¯s true, then I beat you to it. The ultimate NEET OTAKU DREAM, NO EDUCATION, NO EMPLOYMENT, NO TRAINING DREAM!!!!!! Yeah, I am a winner, I am so lucky. No school. That¡¯s right, schools are shut down, and even if schools weren¡¯t, nobody would send their kids there, I mean, the world have become a crazy place. It is now survival of the fittest, (or what I like to call it, Who¡¯s the Otakuest of all). I am using my otaku way to help my neighborhood strive, well, when I get the motivation, which the last time I got any motivation was when I realized that bad people could be heading here, so I told my neighbors and my parents to build a wall. (Yeah, that was a month ago). So far everything is going well. They were some people that try to get in the area, but we did not open the gate for them. The whole neighborhood heard screams and then the voices of the people begging us to open the gate and let them in, disappeared. I know, you are probably thinking we did a bad thing, well, I was thinking that too, but then, I realized the people that were trying to get in were people with illusions ability. How do I know when no one else knew? Well, it has something to do with my power or to be exact, powers. Anyway, people would try cheap tricks to get in. Thankfully we haven¡¯t met a person that can damage the wall to a significant level yet, but some have tried, but most gave up and move on. I¡¯ve been getting lazier and lazier the past few days, I am not sure why, but i think it have to do with all the free-time that I have with no school and everything, (Yeah, that¡¯s right, I just wanted to drop that sentence in there, just to see your piss off face when you have school or have to go to work, and I don¡¯t), but anyway, I been so lazy that I couldn¡¯t get motivation to go down the stairs from my room to the kitchen to eat dinner with my family. My mom had to bring the food to my room. Yeah, that¡¯s how lazy I have become. This story has been taken without authorization. Report any sightings. At first, my parents would tell me to stop being lazy and try to get more motivation (you know that same speech, if you are an otaku, you probably heard hundreds of time), but I just told them, remember when I gave the idea for the wall, and my parents were like: ¡°Yes, sure¡± said my parents at the same time. ¡°That¡¯s when we realized how smart you are, for coming with that idea in such a time of panic and chaos when no one really knew what to do¡± ¡°Well, I get my ideas from long hours of stimulating my brain by watching special programs and doing reading to increase my knowledge¡± I stated, trying to keep a straight face. ¡°So when you see me reading manga or watching anime, it¡¯s just that I already did those special readings already, so, I am just relaxing my brain for a bit. Trust me you will see some beautiful changes in this neighborhood area soon¡± ¡°Really?!!¡± asked my dad with a shocked expression that he tried to cover up. ¡°I always thought you were lazy and didn¡¯t care about anything other than watching anime, as long as anything doesn¡¯t affect you directly, you wouldn¡¯t do anything. Guess I was wrong about you, son, my beautiful son, Tom¡± What? were you expecting me to be one of those protagonists with really cool names or nicknames? Don¡¯t kid yourself. I have a very common name. ¡°Wow, that accelerator really brought good change to you at least, Tom¡± said my mom. ¡°I am expecting great things from you. I waited so long to say those very words¡± ¡°Oh shit¡­¡± I started to say until I noticed my parents staring at me. ¡°Of course, leave it to me. You two don¡¯t have to worry about anything¡± And that¡¯s how the day went by. Truth be told, I wasn¡¯t expecting my words to have such an effect on my parents, and the worst of it all, they seem really taken by what I said, I even noticed some tears in my dad¡¯s eyes, and my mom was so happy. I guess with coming with the idea of making a wall to protect the neighborhood, my social standing in my family have improved, and with that improvement comes responsibility. Shit, I messed up didn¡¯t I? What I was trying to do was to let them think I was working hard, but that I was just going to continue watching anime, read manga/light-novel all day and all night nonstop, but now, my own plan of tricking my parents backfired on me. At first I thought they said all those cheesy Hermione Granger cheesy lines on purpose, but it seems it wasn¡¯t. My parents just had to throw something straight out of Hermione Granger¡¯s series at me. Literally. That whole I expect great things from you line, directly from Hermione Granger¡¯s series. Since you are in a world like mine, you should about Hermione, the protagonist in a very popular series, it also became a movie series as well. Well, the greatest line in it is, ¡°With great power comes great responsibility¡±. Man, not a big fan of that line, but I did enjoy everything in the movies though, and how Hermione got the guy, Harry, we all knew since the first movie that it was going to be Harry, but man, everyone left the cinema with a smile in their face. Those were good times. But anyway getting back to the main point, my parents should have said something from Android-Man-Spider. Since you are in a similar Earth like mine, you probably heard of Android-Man-Spider, you know the movie with that android that got bit by a spider and since he has human DNA, he could use spider webs, and the line in that movie was: With Great Spider Webs come Great Cleaning Up after Them. You know that line, man, those were good times, that line made everybody laughed, it was keeping it real. Because you know the Android decided to be a hero, and started using the spider-webs all over the city trying unsuccessfully saving people and stuff (Yeah, that¡¯s right, unsuccessfully, not a typo, that was the whole point of the movie), but guess what? Someone had to clean all those spider web lines all over the city, and that¡¯s where the line come from. Seriously I would love it if my parents said that line, I¡¯ll just be like, yep, that¡¯s me, flying around all relaxed around the city, and there is some old guy stuck with a low-paying job of removing those spider-webs from my failed attempts of saving people. That movie was hilarious though. It was a big hit. I mean it was so ridiculous, some random guy (well android) trying to save people in the city with spider-webs? Where would you see this? I mean spider-webs? Really? Is that even sturdy to hold someone? You would think in a world with so many individuals with powers someone would decide to be Super Hero, don¡¯t kid yourself. If you had superpowers just like everyone else, and the world and society haven¡¯t adapted to people having superpowers, what would you do? What would you do if you knew you could get away with anything? Would you kill someone? Don¡¯t you have that person that if you could punch them you would, well, here¡¯s your chance. (my bad, I meant here¡¯s my chance, there was this kid at school that was being bully, and I couldn¡¯t do anything about it, now, I am going to, oh, don¡¯t worry, the bully¡¯s power is the ability to shoot lasers from his eyes, nothing, I can¡¯t handle with my superpower). You are probably wondering what superpower I got. Well, let me give you a hint. I got the craziest and wildest power you have ever seen. I am not invincible like Super-Android-Man (you probably know this guy since you are from the same world as me, you know the guy from planet Kryptonoid), nor am I strong like him, or be able to shoot lasers. But my power is the coolest of them all, and that¡¯s not even the craziest part. Everyone in my planet have only one power, they may have many skills with them, but only one power. For example, having the power to control metal, you can use that in many different ways, such as using the metal to kill people or make stuff, stuff like that. But as for me, I am not like that at all. I don¡¯t have two separate skills, but two totally different abilities, that once used together, make me the most feared and powerful entity in this new world, that is as long as my parents allowed me to use my powers. Technically, I didn¡¯t tell my parents that i have two powers, to their knowledge, I only have one. So, enough strolling, allow me to show you what my powers are, and the reason why when they work together, no one is capable of defeating me¡­..Why, I am most likely, the most powerful individual in this planet.... Chapter 1: My Special Abilities are........ By J. TNANGA Chapter 1: My Special Abilities are¡­¡­¡­ (Oh, cool, a new chapter of LMS just came out¡­..got to read that first before I tell you anything¡­¡­.) Hello world, ¡­¡­¡­.if you are reading this than that means my second dimensional transmission is a success¡­¡­ Glad to see you are back (Or at least you are glad to see I am back), now, let¡¯s see where were we??? Oh, right, we were discussing superpowers, about the reason why I have the coolest of them all!!!!! The two ultimate powers in this universe or any other¡­.About the reason why I am so OP that people should be worshiping me as their God (well, not literally, I wouldn¡¯t want that, that¡¯ll be way too annoying). First let¡¯s start with my first superpower, it is my personal favorite that makes me laugh each and every time when I used it, not even kidding that ability is mad funny LOL, and you are going to learn why. ¡°My first power is---------¡° I started to say but was interrupted by another voice. ¡°What is it dad?¡± ¡°You are talking to yourself again, I am starting to get worried about you, you are becoming like that 7 year old girl that lives across from us, you know the one that you always hangout with and play with during those rare times you actually leave the house¡± Stated my dad. ¡°I am starting to wonder if it¡¯s a disease or something¡± ¡°Um, no it¡¯s not that, dad¡± I said as I start to walk towards my room, in order to finish my conversation about superpowers with you. ¡°I¡¯ll talk to you later, dad¡± ¡°wait¡­ I want you to come and help me with something¡± said my dad with a happy-proud face. ¡°I¡¯ll like us to work like we used too, before I bought you that Xobx 063¡± ¡°Really? Do I really have to help you, I mean, you are pretty strong dad, I am not that strong, I don¡¯t know if I will be able to help much¡± I state trying to be as honest and flattery as I can. ¡°That¡¯s why I always leave all the work to you, dad, you are amazing, I am not sure I¡¯ll ever be like that¡± ¡°Oh, I am not falling for that pathetic trick again, Tom, we are going to work together, and that¡¯s final¡± states my dad with a firm reply. ¡°Damn¡± I silently thought. ¡°There goes my whole smooth flattery-to-get-my-dad-to-let-me-stay-at-home-playing-Xobx-063-all-day-today-plan. I really need to work on my flattery, at this rate, I am really going to get pushed around to do work. Need to avoid this!!!!¡± So, my dad and I headed to town (I mean, to the front of the house) and started making massive repairs to the house that took 10 hours of work and I sweat like a true man (it was actually a small insignificant repairs that took thirty minutes to fixed which took all my will power to not start running towards my room to read the latest of Martial God Asura or some other light novel) and after all that work, my mom decided to make me help her distribute whatever food we have to the other neighbors (Yes, that¡¯s right we are sharing food with the neighborhood). WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON???? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SUPERPOWER CONVERSATION???? (I MUST ADMIT, I actually almost forgot about that with all that work I am (pretending to do and actually letting my mom and dad do (and pretend to be helping them)) doing. So, getting back on the story¡­¡­ my mom and I started carrying what little food still remained in our house and we went to house after house distributing and sharing the food, of course it isn¡¯t just us that sharing food in the neighborhood¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­(What? Were you expecting me to start telling you what my two superpowers are right here and now? Ha, got you, you fool, you are so GOING TO HAVE TO ENDURED this) (Ok, actually, I am sorry about this, I love playing mind games with people, I am actually good at this!!!) (I¡¯ll tell you something you might like at the END OF THIS TRANSMISSION, if I remember (I mean, I¡¯ll try to remember, Joking of course, ¡­..¡­. I wouldn¡¯t forget¡­¡­..), bear with me, I have terrible short-term memory¡­¡­.) So, after my mom and I distributed those food, I had to go and inspect the wall again, some idiots from God knows where, were trying to get in the neighborhood, thank God those stupid metal walls stopped them. Thankfully, I will never meet someone so strong he could destroy that metal wall. So, I made my round and I noticed people were staring at me, I guess coming up with the whole wall idea gave me quite the popularity. Yep, I am pretty famous now, and the metal wall wasn¡¯t even my idea, (Attack on TITAN rule!!!). So, listen up, I am finally home. I can now talk to you as much as I want now. So, where were we? (Love dropping that whole ¡°Where were we?¡± question in there? How does that make you feel? Because it¡¯s making me feel fabulous!!!!!!) so, if I remember correctly, we were discussing something about powers¡­. Oh, right, come to think about it, I never told you what the powers of some of the select few neighbors that I bother to remember their names (even though I live with them for the past God only knows years). First let¡¯s start with my parents. My Dad have Fire-ball ability (And yes, similar to the Uzumaki Clan in the anime called: The tale of Sasuke and his friends, usually shortened to just Sasuke). My dad is capable of creating fire from his hands and if my dad concentrates a little, he can create a fireball, though, he can only do that for a limited time, but I believe he once said he is getting better and better at creating them, and he can create a lot before he gets exhausted. This tale has been unlawfully lifted without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. My mom on the other hand have the water-ball ability (Don¡¯t ask me, I didn¡¯t make those names, they really are legit names, and No, I am not saying random superpowers name, I am literally saying it the way I see it, even my parents agree with my name) (Oh, actually, I remembered watching an anime with a guy with water-abilities, don¡¯t remember the name though¡­.oh, well¡­.) My mom is able to do amazing things with her power, she practiced so hard, she could create waterslides, freaking waterslides¡­¡­(¡­..oh, wait¡­¡­..I guess that solves our water-problem for the time being, wow¡­.I am so smart¡­XD) If I remember correctly, last time I mentioned that bully that¡¯s always bullying people in my neighborhood, right? Well, short story short, (he won¡¯t be bullying people anymore¡­..At least not after what I did to him¡­..(Laugh with a Darth Vader laugh or laugh Darkly) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA¡­¡­.. (Just joking, I didn¡¯t kill him, I am not a killer you know, I am just like you (Oh, wait, I am not¡­.At least not anymore¡­.Did my sentence, ¡°I am just like you¡± made you feel good about yourself a little bit, but then you heard me say in a very jerky voice, ¡°NOT ANYMORE¡±¡­.HAHAHAHAHA, just messing with you, I am not that mean), so, short story short, I used my first power on that kid, it only took fifteen seconds, and that kid, that bully, was begging me to stop, yep, that¡¯s how OP, that¡¯s how powerful I am. The bully was just begging me to stop, he literally swore complete loyalty to me, that he¡¯ll never bully anyone ever again, by the time I was done with him. Yep, just with my first power alone, I am already that powerful, powerful enough, like I probably don¡¯t even need my second power, (I am being serious here, guys, I am not making stuff up, you are free to make whatever judgement you want, but just know one thing, YOU HAVE NEVER MET AN OPPIER (wait¡­.is that even a word¡­.oppier (as in more OP or something)¡­.) THAN ME, got that. Trust me, once I tell you what my 1st power is, you are going to be laughing so hard because you so did not expect it. Yeah, that¡¯s right, most people are like: ¡°JUST WHAT KIND OF 1ST POWER DO YOU HAVE?¡± Well, let me tell you, whatever power you are thinking is most likely wrong. First take away whatever awesome power you are thinking off the list. Allow me to give you hints: 1) It is not IMMORTALITY 2) IT IS NOT SOME KIND OF INVINCIBILITY 3) IT IS NOT TELEPORTATION (Although I would love to have that!!!!) 4) IT IS NOT SOMETHING THAT MOST LIGHT NOVEL CHARACTERS START OFF WITH OFF THE BAT, BUT SOME DO HAVE IT. 5) And finally it starts with the letter F If you still couldn¡¯t figure it out, then, maybe you should read some more light novels (Actually, I should go and start reading some light novels right about now¡­¡­¡­Just kidding, I wouldn¡¯t want to keep you in a cliff-hanger like last time, now would I?????? THE END OF TRANSMISSION 1st power: Ability to induce FEAR in the opponent, so powerful can make opponent runaway crying back to their mama (Not even kidding, that bully really started to not only run back to his Mom crying but he was so scared he even urinated on himself.) My 1st ability is so strong if I increase the intensity of the induced fear, I can kill any opponent with shocked (HEART ATTACK due to the intensity of the fear) from 30 ft. or less. All it requires is for my opponent to look in my direction. YEAH, THAT¡¯S RIGHT, JUST ONE LOOK AT ME, AND YOU ARE DEAD, EVEN FROM 30 FT., THAT¡¯S HOW OP I AM, AND WAIT A MINUTE¡­¡­.YOU ARE LOOKING AT ME RIGHT NOW, AREN¡¯T YOU?????¡­¡­INDUCE FEAR ABILITY ACTIVATE¡­¡­. (2nd ability is even more powerful and is so powerful that it is similar to a character in GENERATION OF MIRACLES (since you are from the same world as me, you probably heard about them, well, my second ability is similar to one of those characters, guess which one? It is of course, the one and only, my all-time favorite character in the whole GOM Anime, it is¡­¡­¡­) Chapter 2: Guys!!!!! I am in Trouble!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom Gaderlaaskie Age: 16 Leadership/fame: 1 Rank: Beginner Lvl. 1 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ABILITY REPLICATOR DATA CENTER Special Abilities: Fear Inducer: This special ability allow user to make any opponent very intimidated and afraid. If user so wish, can intensify level of fear in opponent to make them run away in fear, urinate in themselves, stop rational thinking, or died immediately of shock (Heart Attack). [caution: opponent must be 30 ft. or less for fear to take effect. Distance will change when ability leveled up. [Current Lvl. 2] Ability Replicator: This special ability allow user to copy and reproduce perfectly anyone¡¯s special ability or skill with two times the original power. This ability allow user to store data of anyone¡¯s special ability and be able to use anyone¡¯s ability at any time. [Caution: this ability is activated 24/7 nonstop, automatically copies others ability and save data from anyone as far as 150 ft.] [Skill acquired notification will be displayed every-time a skill has been acquired] [current Lvl. 10] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Skills Acquired: Parallel Dimensional Telepathy: Allow User to send telepathic visual and voice messages via telepathic waves to other parallel Earths. (Current Lvl. 3) [Caution: If used too many times during the day or week can lead to dizziness or death!!!!] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fire-ball technique: Allow user to create a gigantic fireball capable of astonishing damages, and is able to use as propulsion to enable flight. Also grant User immunity to fire. (Current Lvl. 1) [Caution: Lvl. Too low for flight and immunity to fire] Fire Immunity require: Lvl.: 100 Flight require: Lvl.: 20 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Water-ball technique: Allow User to create gigantic water-ball, waterfall, waterslides, to heal, as well as to use as a form of propulsion to enable flight. (Current Lvl. 1) [Caution: Lvl. Too low for flight, heal, waterslides, and waterfall] Heal Require: Lvl.: 70 Flight require: Lvl.: 50 Waterslides/fall require: Lvl.: 20 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Illusion Making: Allow User to create illusions that can move and speak as if the real deal. Can be used to trick opponent. (Current Lvl. 1) [Caution: If used too much can lead to dizziness or death!!!!] [Warning: The greater the Illusion the greater the imagination, requires energy] [Warning: Due to not meeting energy requirement, skill: Illusion Making will be unable to activate] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eye Laser: Allow User to shoot lasers from his eyes. Opponent must be 30 ft. or less. [Warning: Due to not meeting energy requirement, Skill: Eye Lasers cannot be used] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 2: Guys!!! I am in trouble!!!! (I know you are probably laughing at me, saying stuff like, ¡°Finally you got what you deserved from making all those cliff-hangers in the story¡± and I am really sorry about that, but I am really in trouble¡­¡­.at this rate¡­¡­.I am going to have to start doing real work¡­..ugh, I hate doing work, I am too lazy to do that, why do I have to do work!!!!!!) So, today, I am going to be mad honest. My second super power is¡­¡­.that¡¯s right an ability similar to Kise from GENERATION OF MIRACLES, but there is a slight difference from Kise¡¯s power and mine, and that slight difference make me ABSOLUTELY HATE MY SECOND ABILITY EVEN THOUGH IT¡¯S AMAZING¡­.. allow me to explain¡­. You know how I told you that I am the best of the best, WELL, SCREW THAT. I am going to be mad honest about this, guys. My second ability, you probably realized how cool it is from when I opened my ABILITY REPLICATOR DATA CENTER in my mind just now, but the truth is, it¡¯s just a drag. I mean think about it. Read the description over again, and you tell me. You still don¡¯t know what I am complaining about? Well, allow me to explain, my second ability, no matter where I am, no matter what I am doing (playing video games, what else do you think I am doing??) will continuously display when someone with a superpower is approaching me, or is neared me, and it will state something like: SuperPower detected, automatic Replication being created and copied, time required 2 minutes and 49 seconds. At first I was like, cool, now I will know when someone is getting near me, even if they have an un-detection ability, but no, I DON¡¯T THINK THAT¡¯S COOL AT ALL, GUYS. I mean, EVERYSINGLE DAY of every single hour of every single minute, that notification will be display, and if I want to copied that power all I have to do, is stay near that person with the power, and in a couple of minutes I will have obtained a 2 times stronger version of that power. Yes, I know, that¡¯s the most amazing power in the world, but come one guys, help a brother out, I DON¡¯T WANT TO SEE THAT NOTIFICATION EVERYTIME. I am taking a shower and my mom is on the other side of the wall in the living room: SUPERPOWER DETECTED, AUTOMATIC REPLICATION IS IN PROGRESSED. TIME REQUIRED 30 SECONDS. If you encounter this story on Amazon, note that it''s taken without permission from the author. Report it.(30 seconds later) SPECIAL SKILL: WATERBALL TECHNIQUE LEARNED AND COPIED (WITH 2X POWER FROM ORIGINAL) Do you really think, I want to see that every day of the rest of my beautiful hot life (and yes, I wanted to bring the whole ¡°I am hot subject thing out again, just to piss you off¡±). It¡¯s really annoying, I¡¯ve even been avoiding going outside in my neighborhood, just so, I don¡¯t see those notifications, you know. It¡¯s just that annoying. (Ok, fine, I just been in my room all day nonstop playing some good video games, but I am also in my room trying to avoid those notifications too (Kind of)). So, I know some of you might be wondering how does having Fear inducer and replication ability make me the most powerful entity there is in my world, well, think about it. The moment I used fear, my opponent, will be unable to make any rational decisions and will runaway crying like a baby and will be hoping to never see my face again, and with replication ability, I can copy and replicate anyone¡¯s power at two times the original person¡¯s power. I am just too OP to ever care about fighting people. No one can defeat that combination, LOL. And even if I were to meet someone with Saitama¡¯s power (From an anime call One-Punch Man), I would still win, all I have to do, is used my Induce fear power to freeze the person. Make the person so afraid, he is unable to move a muscle, then sit there in the road, and eat some chips, (maybe watch anime from my smartphone as well, wait¡­. How come internet still works when the world has become like this??? This makes no sense¡­.) and wait for my ABILITY REPLICATOR to finish the time requirement to copy my opponent (Saitama¡¯s power), then I¡¯ll be 2x more powerful than Saitama. But knowing Saitama, and how powerful and OP he is, I think my time requirement to copy his power is like: ¡Þ. Do you know this symbol? Yeah, that¡¯s right, Saitama is so OP, it¡¯ll probably take infinity to copy his full power, which means infinity Chips and anime watching time while waiting!!!! LOL Getting back on the story, nothing much has been going on lately. My parents are still waiting for me to take an active role in helping our neighborhood strive thing. I guess I¡¯ll keep my parents waiting for a little while, and then suddenly, I¡¯ll used one of my otaku knowledge to help this neighborhood. Oh, yeah, I¡¯ve been thinking about expanding this neighborhood, and since we are all sharing food, we are going to runout of food soon, guess we are going to have to do the old fashion way the way our ancestors used to do. That¡¯s right, Hunting animals for food. Oh, yeah, I am not sure if I discussed this with you before, did I tell you what happened to those animals with the whole radiation thing going on. Well the truth is, the creatures that were in the center of the radiation got affected by it too, thank God, it didn¡¯t give them all SuperIncreased Intelligence or something. That would have been really bad. But anyway, the tornadoes spread the radiation in the jungles, the amazon forest, and a bunch of animals, like lions, tigers, kangaroos, cheetah, rather large monkeys (or should I be calling them Apes, damn, I got bad luck, I was crossing my hands for ¡°THE RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE CATS¡± but it ended up being large monkeys instead!!!) I was really hoping for cats, (I love cats), I am a cat person by the way. So, the rather large monkeys (or should I just start calling them apes, I mean, they are not small monkeys anymore, they are large, and I mean large, THINK BIG, guys, I am really not joking about that, plus they can run and jump way OVER THAT TINY 70 METERS WALL I GOT IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD or so I saw on Live TV, before those dam apes destroy the television while screaming something that sounds like: ¡°Damn you humans, die, die¡± said a rather HUMONGOUS APE on live TV before he destroyed it. But you know, got to be my imagination¡­¡­in what planet or MOVIE would there be THE RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES.......BUT THERE WAS A RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE CATS THOUGH........PLUS APES CAN''T TALK, right?????......OR can they?????....... So, all that is going on, and (you are probably thinking, OMG, aren¡¯t you going to make the wall bigger like Attack on Titan bigger), I can only say this guys, this is real life, not Attack on Titan, and I know this is probably the worst mistake I could make, but I am not going to make the wall bigger, do you know how much work it took??? It took two-three weeks to make the wall?? Do you really want me to get out of bed, (And finally take that shower I been meaning to take for a while now, sorry girls, I am going to take it right now, don¡¯t worry, I don¡¯t smell bad or sweat, I have A/C¡­..oh, wait¡­.. come to think of it, I thought Electricity was taken down, how come I still have that???? I will answer that on the next transmission¡­my little secret¡­. So, no, I am not going to do that much work again, my back still hurts from thinking about it. Also where my house is located and where those Apes are is quite far, it¡¯s like a short 30 miles away¡­..wait¡­.I mean, more than 300 miles away¡­.oh, damn, why is it that every time a main character say: ¡°Man, if that¡¯s all the bad guy can throw at us, then, we got this¡± And then, something really bad happened, and everybody is like, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT? SEE YOU ARE BRINGING US BAD LUCK. I feel like the more I think about good things, the worse things are going to become. Maybe it¡¯s just me, but I have a bad feeling, a bad feeling that things are going to start getting serious real soon, which mean one thing. Action. Action is coming up soon. Which also mean, my beautiful hot life (And lazy life) might be coming to an end soon¡­...... .......Damn it, I knew I shouldn¡¯t be talking to you?? DO you have a superpower in your world? Is that your superpower? To make my life miserable?? If that is, I ABSOLUTELY HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!! XD Chapter 3: The Troubles start...... BY J. TNANGA Chapter 3: The troubles start¡­.. (Prologue to ¡°The rise of Talking Apes¡­.¡±) Hello, world ¡­¡­.If you are receiving this, it means my third transmission have been a success¡­.. Something terrible have happened (I am not joking this time, it really is for real!!!). It all started two weeks ago, after my last transmission to you (Wait¡­.did you do this???IS that your Superpower??Because if it is, then NOT COOL DUDE, just not cool at all!!!). So, to explain everything that¡¯s been going on, I will need to do some rather large (NOT BORING) explaining about the situation of the world. To explain, I¡¯ll begin from where I (Lazily started last time but was too lazy to finish) was last time. So, remember those talking Monkeys (APES) that I was talking last time, well, my neighborhood just got attacked by them. (Now, you are probably wondering, ¡°I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY WERE AT LEAST 300 MILES AWAY, WTF HAPPENED IN JUST ONE DAY??) and to explain that, I will first off tell you, it¡¯s been two weeks since I said that sentence, and yes, as you can imagine I decided to take a couple days off from sending transmission to you (Hey, hey, not my fault, remember, if I send transmission too much, I¡¯ll get dizzy and might even DIE, you know) and (Yes, I am using that as my excuse to not send transmission every single day, but don¡¯t worry I¡¯ve been working hard, playing video games, playing that new HALO game and everything) So during those two weeks and my parents expecting me to CONTRIBUTE TO THE COMMUNITY (Man, I hate those four words), I decided to actually do something (well, not do exactly just tell everyone what should be done for a safer environment, and yes, I, of course, let them all, do the work) during those times, people were following my advices which was to: 1) From 7 pm-12 there will be four people keeping an eye on the wall and the shift will keep changing from then every 5 hours. (We don''t those people keeping an eye during the day since everyone will be awake) 2) Everyone in the neighborhood need to ¡°register their powers on a large board to be display to the whole community¡± (Truth be told, I only told them to do that so I can see what cool powers the people in my whole neighborhood got so I can copy only the coolest) 3) to start making daily training both physical and those with powers (¡°And TRUST ME, I¡¯LL EXPLAIN WHY I DID THAT REAL SOON¡± I LAUGHED WITH A DARTH-VADER LAUGH) to prepare to go hunting for food/and gather food and plants to get start producing fruits and other agriculture stuff. 4) To start preparing weapons and create a large house where we can keep our weapons to protect ourselves as well as build two other large houses only this time to be used as factories to build weapons. (Get it, I am taking some stuff from reincarnation light-novels such as RE: Monster) 5) To make teams to guard and protect the community/and teams that will go outside to gather food/and teams that will go outside as investigators to analyze and research what other groups and neighborhood are doing in secret and to report back immediately should anything be interesting or worrisome, and I made it a rule that every team should have someone with a strong power capable of saving and protecting people if worse comes to worse, of course I told them that I can¡¯t with my power since my power is capable of freezing the enemy with cold fear and I am needed in the neighborhood (Actually we started calling the neighborhood a community recently since we are way more open than just a simple neighborhood) (Of course everyone named me the captain commander, I am the only person that (Kind of know what he¡¯s doing, so everyone just naturally wants to follow my lead) aren¡¯t I amazing???? (wait¡­..come to think of it¡­..isn¡¯t this going to be a lot of work¡­giving orders and everything¡­¡­????) 6)There will be agricultural groups in the neighborhood (Most of them are some of the old people ( and I mean old, like grand-parents that can¡¯t move around much) are in the agricultural groups (so to make things lively I made anyone under 8 years old have to be in the agricultural group to help the old people and anyone with knowledge in agriculture have to be there, so, it ended up with my mother since my mom have water-ball ability and knows how planting stuff works) (While I was having fun sounding cool in front of the community and being looked up too, (The TALKING APES have been steadily getting closer and closer, that 300 miles have been shrinking and shrinking, and before you know it, it wasn''t in the hundreds anymore, and still they continued on their path of havoc and destruction, little did lazy me know what will happen in the future, little did I know that my worst nightmare would come true (I am actually going to fight???What???) (And no that¡¯s not my nightmare, it¡¯s ¡°AN WHOLE DAY WITHOUT MY COMPUTER WATCHING ANIME/VIDEO-GAMES PLAYING/LIGHT-NOVEL READING/MANGA READING????NOOOOOOOOOOOO, AN WHOLE DAY?? In a day there is 24 hours, in 24 hours there is 1440 minutes, which mean, it¡¯s similar to a whole otaku month!!! It will feel like a whole month to me, I¡¯ll DIE!!!!!) If you spot this story on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. So, after I told all those things to the whole community, it was decided all the stuff I said will be written in a large tablet in a poll in the middle of the neighborhood road for anyone to look (Man, my community really see me as some-kind of leader (wow, and I took all that from basic reincarnation-building-a-community-manga-light-novel and stuff like that, Manga can really make someone amazing, really being serious right now!!! LOL XD). Soon, after I said all that, I went and took my shower. And since I love water so much, I decided to take a bath everyday (We don¡¯t have water problems thanks to my mom) After I finished my transmission last time, I decided to take that shower I¡¯ve been meaning to take. So, one typical day after playing HALO and watching anime way too much, I went to the bathroom to take my bath, I did the usual things I always do, I took off my clothes, and finally managed to relax myself like I always wanted to do since you know I been too busy to do it (And yes, PLAYING VIDEO GAMES/watching ANIME/READING LIGHT-NOVELS count as hard work to me). So, right when I was relaxing in the bath tub, loud noises could be heard outside. ¡°BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM¡± At first my natural laziness instincts kick in and it was to ignore whatever that noise is (I know, WHAT KIND OF PERSON IGNORE SUCH A LOUD NOISE??? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???) but truth be told, I really didn¡¯t want to go and check it out. So, I just took my time bathing. Then people running and screaming could be heard. That¡¯s when I first realized something was really going on, but I didn¡¯t realized how bad it was until I heard¡­.. ¡°All Humans shall DIE¡± yelled one rather large ape. ¡°Kill all of them!!!!!¡± Yep, that¡¯s when I realized that my life just got turned upside down. As I quickly rushed to dress to check out what yelled that sentence, even though it did feel a bit familiar, (I didn¡¯t put the connection until it was too late.) I rushed to the kitchen and found my dad and mom, laying low in the floor, and they were signaling me to be quiet, but of course I had to be the idiot and say¡­. ¡°WTF is going on? Why are you guys on the floor like that? That really scared me!!!¡± I said with a loud voice. ¡°Humans¡± yelled an Ape that was close to the house but would have ignored the house and think no humans was there but then I said something loud and he realized my parents and I are inside the house. ¡°Oops¡± I said with a low voice. ¡°I screw up really bad, didn¡¯t I?¡± ¡°YES!!!!!!!!¡± yelled both my parents simultaneously. ¡°Ok, I get that we are in a life and death situation, but you two do not have to yelled YES so loud like that. I get that I made a mistake, but I am pretty sure we can survive this¡± I said with a calm worried-free face that disappeared as quickly as it came as I look on the kitchen window and see a gigantic car that was lifted up by one of the Apes and was thrown in the air, heading straight for me (Straight for the house, but I am in the kitchen, I¡¯LL FREAKING DIE!!!!!!) Without thinking at all, I froze¡­¡­.I watch as the car is coming straight for me¡­¡­.you know the saying ¡°When you are about to die everything move in slow motion¡± well, that¡¯s what was happening to me¡­¡­And I still couldn¡¯t move¡­¡­¡­Well, guys¡­..it was really nice knowing you guys¡­¡­this was a beautiful connection you and I had¡­..nice¡­..knowing you guys¡­..goodbye¡­. THE END OF TRANSMISSION As the car approaches me with a speed I couldn¡¯t even begin to imagine, my dad used his fireball special ability to blast the car out of my way just in the nick of time. And regaining control of my body, I activate my induced fear ability on the Ape that dared attack me, and to my surprise the ape is¡­¡­.immune???? ¡°HAHAHAHA¡± said the APE. ¡°You think your puny ability would work on me? I have the greatest superpower of all time, I have Fearlessness, I AM NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING¡± I was just standing there and staring at the talking apes and watching as more and more Apes are coming in my tiny neighborhood and destroying stuff and I had no control over anything¡­..(Wait¡­. WTF¡­.Immune to Fear) (My brain so could not comprehend how one of my great powers could not overpowered my opponent right now, that my own brain almost stopped working¡­) Immune to fear? What kind of messed up power is that??????????????This isn¡¯t how it looks like in a manga???Isn¡¯t the protagonist¡¯s first fight always the easiest???What kind of messed up TWO-POWERS-CANCELLING-EACH-OTHER-OUT-IS-THIS???? I want my MONEY BACK!!!!!!! Chapter 4: My STRATEGICAL genius plan..... BY J. TNANGA Chapter 4: My STRATEGICAL genius plan¡­¡­¡­. that would put other geniuses to shame!!!! The ape then approaches my direction, then, just like each and every time someone with superpowers approaches me, my Replication ability automatically activated¡­.. SUPERPOWER DETECTED¡­..AUTOMATIC REPLICATION HAS BEEN ACTIVATED¡­..COPYING ABILITY¡­.TIME REQUIREMENT 45 SECONDS SUPERPOWER: FEARLESSNESS I knew I had to do something or else people could end up dying, so, I did the one thing I could possibly do. (I ran like my life depended on it, which of course it did. What? Expecting me to fight those GIGANTIC APES CAPABLE OF LIFTING CARS? Don¡¯t kid yourself, my life is way more important than a suicidal mission, this is NO SUICIDE SQUAD!!!!) Just kidding. (But I did run to my parents though) and that¡¯s when things started to get real. Yeah, that''s right, things started to get REAL. Another ape came out of nowhere, he was all out of breath and everything and even though my parents and I were hiding under the ruins of our house (What? Ruins? What, did you think our house got superpowers and somehow survived the car that was thrown at me with remarkable precision?.....) Come to think of it, I only noticed the Ape that lifted the car and threw it at me because I was looking out the window, yet, it knew exactly where I was and where to throw the car, it was almost as if he could see the whole neighborhood. (No, really, this whole invasion thing was way too precise, waiting for evening time, and attacking the neighbors with such precision, that can¡¯t be a coincidence. Therefore, I shook what little amount of laziness I had in my system out (And yes I know the joke, I don¡¯t have a ¡°Little¡± laziness but a huge amount, but it¡¯s just an expression, so just be cool about it), and decided to pay attention to everything that¡¯s going on and figured it out. I decided to concentrate on every movement that those talking apes invaders are doing¡­¡­and that¡¯s when I figured it out¡­.. One of those Apes have the ability to see all (Well, I don¡¯t mean everything, just the whole neighborhood) and another must have telepathic ability and is telling the other apes were we humans are¡­..I have to actually give them credit this whole scene and planning/strategy is just like people when they are playing video games¡­ (You know those team players in live games (Online games) that have strategies and know exactly what to do and how to coordinate with each other very well, well, that¡¯s how it looks like) except I noticed some apes didn¡¯t seem too happy with hurting and attacking humans. Some even look sad and as much as I couldn¡¯t believe it, I had no choice but to assume it, someone have the power to mind-control (but since some of the apes didn¡¯t seem too happy to do what they are doing, I have to assumed there is some level of awareness left) so it¡¯s either mind-control or persuasion ability. (Damn it!!!! I really wanted that power!!!! That¡¯s one of my top 5 dream superpowers, you know the typical list : 1) TELEPORTATION 2) ABLE TO MAKE MONEY RAIN 3) GENIUS INVENTOR to create my own video games and light-novels 3) MIND-CONTROL to get free French fries at MC Donald every day for the rest of my life 4) BE AS STRONG AS ONE-PUNCH MAN 5) turn into goku just so I can eat CHICHI¡¯s food¡­.) You know that typical list of what-five-superpowers-if-you-could-get-would-you-want-and-why. So, with my mind crying for over-time pay (No, seriously, I can totally imagine my brain cells in my mind saying: ¡°with all this concentration and everything going on right now, you better start paying us over-time, you know, we are missing our laziness vacation for THIS!!!!). So, I decided to finally, since the start of my first transmission, to put my life in danger and be (A RUNAWAY HERO) (Ha!!! Got you again! Expecting me to say: ¡°I am finally going to be a hero and fight¡± no way, this is me we are talking about, I¡¯ll never put my LIFE in danger, but don¡¯t worry, I have a plan, and if my plan works, than all this mess will be fixed, and I¡¯ll be able to go back to anime watching soon) TIME TO RUN AWAY WITH EVERYTHING I HAVE!!!!! (No, seriously, that¡¯s my plan, but trust me, next transmission, you will be calling me a strategical genius for my splendid idea that will save my life (I mean, everyone in the neighborhood¡¯s life as well)) So, with everything I had, I ran towards the ape that threw the car at me, and while the ape jump towards me and started acting like a completely wild ape, it tried to punch me using both his hands, and I barely managed to dodge. My replication ability told me it has finished copying the ability and states the following: SUPERPOWER FEARLESSNESS COMPLETE¡­¡­..STATUS REPORT: A USER WITH FEARLESSNESS ABILITY CAN REMAINED FEARLESS FOR A TIME LIMIT OF 30 MINITUES. A USER WITH FEARLESSNESS CANNOT FEEL FEAR NO MATTER WHAT, THEY ARE ABLE TO MAKE DECISIONS OTHER USERS WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO SINCE THEY ARE NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING NOT EVEN DEATH. CURRENT LVL. 1 [CAUTION: Fearlessness can be activated if user feel threatened by something] ¡°You got to be KIDDING ME¡± I said with a very loud voice. ¡°THIRTY MINUTES, I can¡¯t do this¡± [FEARLESSNESS SKILL HAS BEEN ACTIVATED AUTOMATICALLY DUE TO DETECTION OF HIGH LEVEL FEAR COMING FROM USER.] Then I saw something I could use to pierce the ape. With all the destruction going on I found a sharp metal blade, it must have been used by one of the neighbors to attack the apes. Then with an evil idea and evil grin appearing in my face, I pretend to be unbalanced and fall. The apes completely fall for it and let his guard down, and the moment the ape approaches me to punch me to death, I made one turn around and pierce him directly in the chest (Of course ape skin is very rough, the ape didn¡¯t suffer much damage but he did bleed a little, the sharp blade was unable to penetrate his skin), the ape back away from me a little bit (Not yelling in pain, it came to me that fearlessness also makes you painless?) and the moment he did that, my father was ready for him, and used his fireball to blast that ape out of here!!!! It was a triple trap (Me falling down and looking helpless, having the blade, and then my father) I completely deceive the poor ape without using my illusion technique (which I couldn¡¯t use anyway with the whole energy requirement thing¡­..seriously though¡­..what is THAT ENERGY REQUIREMENT¡­¡­..) ABILITY REPLICATOR: [WITH USER BEING SO EVIL THAT HE TRIPLE TRAPPED A PERSON (APE? BUT CAN BE INTERPRETED AS A PERSON) USER MEETS ENERGY REQUIREMENT FOR ILLUSION SKILL WHICH WAS TO BE REALLY EVIL TO ANOTHER PERSON] This tale has been unlawfully lifted without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. [CAUTION: SINCE ABILITIES COPIED FROM OTHER INDIVIDUALS FIT OTHER INDIVIDUALS PERSONALITY AND CHARACTERISTICS, USER STILL NEED TO ACQUIRE CHARACTERISTICS AND/OR PERSONALITY] [TITLE ACQUIRED: SHAMELESS] [DESCRIPTION: HOW SHAMELESS CAN YOU BE TO RELY ON TRIPLE TRAP TO WIN A BATTLE OF MEN BATTLING AS EQUALS WITH NO FEAR?] ABILITY REPLICATOR: [WITH USER BEING SO EVIL THAT HE PIERCED A PERSON (APE? BUT CAN BE INTERPRETED AS A PERSON) USER MEETS ENERGY REQUIREMENT FOR EYE-LASER SKILL WHICH WAS TO HURT SOMEONE AND MAKE THEM BLEED A LITTLE] ABILITY REPLICATOR: [EXPLANATION OF ENERGY REQUIREMENT: USER LACKS A CHARACTERISTIC THAT GOES WITH USING THE POWER COPIED FROM THE INDIVIDUAL. I.E.: AN EVIL BULLY HAVING AN EYE-LASER ABILITY, THAT BULLY HAVE HURT PEOPLE AND HAVE EVEN PUNCH ANOTHER INDIVIDUAL TO CAUSE THEM TO BLEED A LITTLE, THEREFORE USER NEEDED TO MAKE SOMEONE BLEED TO USE EYE-LASER TO ESTABLISH SAME CHARACTERISTICS/PERSONALITY AS ORGINAL USER OF EYE-LASER] [TITLE ACQUIRED: BULLY] [DESCRIPTION: YOU ARE BULLYING THE WEAK, HAVE YOU NO MORAL?] The moment that last notification disappeared, I felt like I wanted to rip this stupid ABILITY REPLICATOR of mine away. Seriously, that was the energy requirement, if I known that I would have been more prepared, but there goes my ability replicator not giving me information about anything until I finally solved it myself. Seriously, AND WHAT¡¯S UP WITH THOSE TITLES, BULLY, SHAMELESS¡­¡­WTF¡­¡­.did my ability replicator NOT DETECTED that I was trying to survived over here, that I am risking my life, like seriously¡­..Not funny (Get the joke? I said ¡°Not detected¡± get it? My ability replicator cannot see anything, but detects stuff, that¡¯s my revenge on you, you stupid ability replicator even though you are really amazing, you can be very annoying at times, but I¡¯ll give you one thing though (If I meet someone with immortality but that person have killed many people, does that mean I¡¯ll have to kill a lot of people to activate the skill too?) I didn¡¯t want to imagine something like that, so, I quickly stopped thinking about it and moved on to another area in the neighborhood where I see my neighbors fighting a bunch of apes but for some reason all the apes are able to dodge all the attacks (And I mean all, that remind me of what I was discussing before, the see all ability, I am starting to wonder that it is similar to PAIN FROM SASUKE ANIME). I remember how OP pain was with his eyes ability, so, here¡¯s the question to you, ¡°HOW IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD AM I GOING TO DEFEAT THAT?¡± I DON¡¯T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE REAL ONE WITH THE EYE-SEE-ALL ABILITY IS HIDING, FROM THE ADVENTURES OF SASUKE AND HIS FRIENDS, SASUKE HAD TO GO REALLY FAR TO FINALLY FIND THE REAL PAIN TO BEAT? (I am Tom; I am no sasuke!!!!!!) So, I being me ran by my neighbors pretended to be fighting but mostly stayed there until I could copy my neighbors¡¯ ability, and I did that to every battlefield, by the time I was done, I have already obtained 20 new skills, and only 10 of those had energy requirement, seems that my ability replicator looks in my memories and check for things I did already, and if I meet the energy requirement then I am already able to use those abilities, and if I have never done what is required for the ability then I have to do, so during the battle with everyone risking their lives, I was just minding my own business. I was just walking by talking apes, automatically sensing the apes movements behind me and dodging them(¡­..oh¡­wait¡­.wtf? did the protagonist of this story suddenly become a martial artist??) well, yeah, pretty much¡­¡­there was this kid that got the whole sensing/automatic dodge ability going on, the kid was this bully always running from his bullies (remember the kid that was always getting bullied that I talked about last time, where I made the bully that was beating on him feel really bad (Get it, ¡°really bad¡±, I used my fear ability¡­.) So, yeah, that kid ended up with sense and dodge ability (And yes it is a single ability that does two things, not two different ability (I talked about abilities uses before right? How an ability can be used in different ways¡­) so that¡¯s what the kid have been doing so far¡­. It¡¯s a pretty neat ability, I thought I was going to get a requirement of ¡°Run away from bullies¡± or something, I am guessing whatever requirement it might have been I already did it, maybe by stepping up and using my ¡°fear¡± on the bully. So anyway, been using that a lot, as I make my way around the community and figuring what requirements are which and doing random things (AND YES, I AM TAKING THIS BATTLE AS SERIOUS AS I CAN, I MEAN MY LIFE IS IN DANGER, IF I CAN FIND SOME GOOD COMBO OF ALL THE ABILITIES PUT TOGETHER TO ATTACK ALL THE APES SIMULTANEOUSLY WITH ALL OF THEM, THEN IT WOULD BE AWESOME¡­¡­.come to think of it¡­..i may have a way¡­¡­) Then an ape way bigger than any other ape that I saw before jumped to where I was walking, and stood before me¡­. ¡°I am the one showing the apes¡± said the ape with a sad tone and facial expression. It took me a couple of seconds to understand what this female ape said, but then I understood it soon enough, as a notification appeared¡­.. SUPERPOWER DETECTED¡­¡­¡­AUTOMATIC REPLICATION HAS BEEN ACTIVATED¡­¡­..COPYING ABILITY¡­..TIME REQUIREMENT 2 MINUTES AND 20 SECONDS SUPERPOWER: SPIRIT¡¯S EYES ¡°Spirits¡± I said. ¡°Spirits as in ghosts¡± ¡­¡­..And a terrible feeling awakened inside me as I start to feel goosebumps throughout my whole body. (NOT MY FAULT GUYS, NEVER BEEN A FAN OF GHOSTS ESPECIALLY WITH THAT WHOLE POSSESSION THING GOING ON (What? But I thought you were a fan of mind-control, isn¡¯t in the same thing? And the answer to that is: NO IT¡¯S NOT, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE PERSON BEING POSSESSED START SPEAKING IN LATIN AND ANCIENT GREEKS WITH THEIR HEADS MOVING IN THOSE STRANGE PLACES¡­¡­.) Chapter 5: Counter-Attack By J. TNANGA Chapter 5: Counter-Attack As I try to stop thinking about ghosts and focus on what¡¯s going on here, the Ape got even closer to me, and I instinctively move back. ¡°I know powers you¡± said the female Ape. ¡°Make mine¡± ¡°Whoa whoa whoa, you know my powers¡± I said with a worried voice. ¡°You must have seen me using them from faraway¡± ¡°Make mine¡± repeated the female Ape, as if she didn¡¯t have time to talk. ¡°Yeah, it¡¯s already being copied, only 1 minute and 57 seconds left¡± I said with a face starting to regained its calmness. ¡°But tell me how do you know that¡¯s my power, I mean if someone saw me doing the same thing as them, they might think I just happened to have their same exact powers, how could you do the difference?¡± ¡°I can see things¡± she said with a sad facial expression. ¡°That¡¯s why they use me¡± I wasn¡¯t too sure what was going on, but I understand basics. Some Ape have the ability to make other Apes do whatever he wants and is making this particular ape to use her powers to find where the humans are. (Wow¡­¡­That¡¯s one mess up Ape, taking his anger on every human being). ¡°Which one is the Ape controlling you?¡± I asked. The female Ape then pointed at one of the Apes that doesn¡¯t seem to be doing anything. That ape is just sitting there and relaxing with no care in the world. As I watch that, my anger inside me start to really boil¡­¡­(HOW COME HE GET TO SIT AROUND LIKE NOTHING IS GOING ON AND JUST CHILLING AND EVERYTHING, AND I HAVE TO WORK HARD TRYING TO DEFEAT THEM)¡­¡­Whoa, I am supposed to be the Apes¡¯ enemy and I am getting jealous¡­..Man¡­I could be watching anime right now, such a shame¡­. As I gain back control of my emotions, the time limit has finally finish. Tom Gaderlaaskie Age: 16 Leadership/fame: 20 Rank: Beginner Lvl. 4 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ABILITY REPLICATOR DATA CENTER Special Abilities: Fear Inducer: This special ability allow user to make any opponent very intimidated and afraid. If user so wish, can intensify level of fear in opponent to make them run away in fear, urinate in themselves, stop rational thinking, or died immediately of shock (Heart Attack). [caution: opponent must be 60 ft. or less for fear to take effect. Distance will change when ability leveled up. [Current Lvl. 4] Ability Replicator: This special ability allow user to copy and reproduce perfectly anyone¡¯s special ability or skill with two times the original power. This ability allow user to store data of anyone¡¯s special ability and be able to use anyone¡¯s ability at any time. [Caution: this ability is activated 24/7 nonstop, automatically copies others ability and save data from anyone as far as 150 ft.] [Skill acquired notification will be displayed every-time a skill has been acquired] [current Lvl. 10] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Skills Acquired: Parallel Dimensional Telepathy: Allow User to send telepathic visual and voice messages via telepathic waves to other parallel Earths. (Current Lvl. 5) [Caution: If used too many times during the day or week can lead to dizziness or death!!!!] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fire-ball technique: Allow user to create a gigantic fireball capable of astonishing damages, and is able to use as propulsion to enable flight. Also grant User immunity to fire. (Current Lvl. 15) [Caution: Lvl. Too low for flight and immunity to fire] Fire Immunity require: Lvl.: 100 Flight require: Lvl.: 20 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Water-ball technique: Allow User to create gigantic water-ball, waterfall, waterslides, to heal, as well as to use as a form of propulsion to enable flight. (Current Lvl. 22) [Caution: Lvl. Too low for flight, and heal] Heal Require: Lvl.: 70 Flight require: Lvl.: 50 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Illusion Making: Allow User to create illusions that can move and speak as if the real deal. Can be used to trick opponent. (Current Lvl. 1) [Caution: If used too much can lead to dizziness or death!!!!] [Warning: The greater the Illusion the greater the imagination, requires energy] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eye Laser: Allow User to shoot lasers from his eyes. Opponent must be 150 ft. or less. (Current Lvl. 10) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fearlessness: Allow User to temporarily become immune to Fear, think strategically and not get carried away. [Caution: User should beware that fearlessness does not mean you are more powerful than the opponent, you are merely not afraid. DO NOT CONFUSE THE TWO] (Current Lvl.: 3) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Power-up: Allow User to increase rank and power level by 5000. [Caution: can only be apply for up to three skills or one special abilities] [Caution: This skill merely requires activation, it does not have Lvl. or rank, it is merely a power-boost] Speed-Force: Allow User to borrow speed from the speed force. User will be able to run at a great speed where there would be nothing but after-images. [Caution: Time limit is 15 minutes, after that, skill: Speed-Force will not activate for 24 hours] Reading on Amazon or a pirate site? This novel is from Royal Road. Support the author by reading it there.Current Lvl. 2 Super-Size-Me: Allow User to become gigantic. As gigantic as a 50-meter Titan. [Caution: clothes for some reason also get super-size, time limit 1 hour] [Caution: After 30 minutes since activation, can lead to memory impairments and rampage until mastery is super-high. Time limit will remain the same until mastery has increased] Current rank: Mastery-Super-Low Angel¡¯s wings: Allow User to fly. Bright wings will suddenly appear and allow User to fly around in the air. Wings can disappear at any time User so ever wish, as long as User repeat the following phrases: ¡°I AM AN IDIOT AND I KNOW IT!!!!¡± [Caution: time limit 2 hours] [Caution: As fast as a hawk but can become faster when mastery has increased] Current Rank: Mastery-Super-Low Automatic Regeneration: Allow User to regenerate at a speed that exceeds human scientific standard. [Caution: Please do not confuse with Special Ability: ¡°IMMORTALITY¡±.] [Caution: If suffer significant injuries, User will die!!!!] [Caution: current Lvl. is 30, too low to regenerate from head being cut off or body cut in half] [Caution: To regenerate from head being ripped out or body cut in half, requires Lvl. 98] Automatic Mana Power-up and retrieval: Allow User to gather even more energy in the air or the sea from the air molecules or water molecules. As long as User is somewhere with air or water, User will never completely run out of energy. [Caution: current Lvl. Too low for complete and absolute energy] [Caution: ABSOLUTE ENERGY requires Lvl. 200] [Caution: Lvl. 200 is a special requirement for special skills. Special Skills with such requirements are considered DRAGON LEVEL POWER] Current Lvl. 20 Absolute Memory: Allow User to remember everything and everything about User¡¯s entire life, similar to a video camera always turned on. (Passive Skill) [Caution: Once activated, cannot be stopped] Current Rank: Mastery-Super-High Pet Dragon Summon: Allow User to summon creature [DRAGON] from another dimension and raise as pet and familiar. [Caution: Dragon summoned, will be that of a small baby, thus, User will have to raise it from scratch, similar to a mother taking care of a baby] Dragons are creatures thought to not have existed, from myth and legends. Dragons with their overwhelming power can rule the world. Dragons are an invincible forces with complete and absolute immortality, which allow them to regenerate from anything no matter how significant. Even with that, due to Dragon¡¯s unique DNA, they still age and grow old and died of old age. 10 years in human terms are 1 month for a dragon. Current Rank: Mastery-Low-Medium Powers of Kings: Allow User to speak in a loud clear voice and think super-fast. Allow user to have a King-like presence and existence. People will naturally feel a difference between User and themselves. Allow User to grow taller than most. Current Lvl. 10 Ultimate Weapon Summon: Legends have it that before human evolutions, during those dark days that are ancestors used to live, battling for their lives, legends talked of a special ritual that used to take place, where the clan leader would use magic to summon a weapon made by the rulers of the world, the world creators themselves, and borrow that weapon for a limited time. [Caution: If User borrow Weapon from the creators, then User¡¯s life span will be cut in half. To explain: If User was supposed to live for up to 90 years, it will be cut in half, 45 years. Once Weapon summon, it cannot go back to the dimension it came from until User have died] [Caution: Only Users that have summon a Weapon can channel a Weapon¡¯s power. I.e.: If another User summon a Weapon, they can use another person¡¯s Weapon as well] [Caution: Even though Skill is named UWS, it doesn¡¯t necessarily have to be a Weapon that is summon, whatever the User wants will be summon, a power that suits the user¡¯s special ability and personality] [Caution: This spell can only be used once, for it will last as long as the User still live] [Caution: Creators do not like to be cheated, this is a contract ritual with half-life as its price] Spirits Eye: Allow User to see a whole entire area [with current Level. A whole stadium, I.e.: An whole basketball stadium and to see everyone in it and everyone all the way at the back with some distance left] with perfect vision, allow user to see everyone individually and see what others see [require a certain distance to function] and allows User to transmit what User sees as well [also requires certain distance]. Skill: Spirits Eye can also be used to see into the future, by watching and observing someone so much that User will be able to predict what the person will do. [Caution: Distance of 400 feet requirement] [Caution: requires imagination and thoughts to transmit] Current Lvl. 69 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It is finally time for me to begin my counter-attack. And my counter-attack is to use all my skills and powers together, and I think I know exactly how to do that. A combine Attack from every single ability I have at their maximum, to do that, I am going to need to use the skill¡­¡­¡­..yeah, that¡¯s exactly what I need to do¡­¡­¡­it¡¯s going to get really heated up real soon¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­. Chapter 4.1: No, not my xobx!! Chapter 5.1: No, not my xobx!! Hello World, if you are reading this that means my transmission got successfully sent to another Earth similar to mine¡­¡­ It has been a while since I last sent my transmission (and yes, a bunch of stuff happened, and I¡¯m not making stuff up as some form of excuse to not send transmissions daily!!!). OK, to get back to what happened from last time, I will need to go back in time to when we last talked about, so listen up: I learned from a female Ape with the special ability Spirit Eyes, who the person (well, Ape in that case) that was mind-controlling them was. So, all I needed to do was to defeat that Ape and everything would be fantastic, is that what you think? Think again. Defeating him was NOT EASY. There, I¡¯ll admit it, EVEN THOUGH I¡¯m most likely THE MOST OP character (real-life person) you¡¯ll ever see, I couldn¡¯t easily defeat him. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO SEND THIS TRANSMISSION TO YOU? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? CHECK THE DATE I SENT THIS TRANSMISSION TO YOU AND THE DATE I SENT THE PREVIOUS ONE? HOW LONG WAS THAT? YOU¡­..TELL ME? So, short story short, I had the best idea in this whole wide world, I needed to get revenge (jealousy fight!!) on that Ape for destroying and wreaking havoc in my neighborhood (mostly for sitting there and acting all high and mighty and letting his lackeys do all the work, WHICH IS WHAT I WANT TO DO, DAMN IT, how come the good people that just want to be lazy has to work hard and the bad ones get to be lazy? Life is just unfair sometimes¡­.). So, I needed to use all my powers, to use all my powers simultaneously and take that (DAMN STUPID FREAKING APE DOWN, FEEL ME?) and show that Ape who the real BOSS is. But unfortunately, life took a turn for the worse. Of course it did. (HAVE YOU EVER TRIED REALLY HARD AT SOMETHING, AND YOU DID YOUR REAL BEST (NO, SERIOUSLY, YOUR REAL BEST THAT YOU COULD POSSIBLY DO) AND THEN SOME RANDOM PERSON (IN CLASS) POINTS OUT SOMETHING YOU MISSED AND YOU ARE LIKE: OMG!! HOW DID I MISS THAT???!! And you ended up looking really bad and embarrassed in front of everyone??) Well¡­..that¡¯s what kind of happened to me¡­..Let me explain my excuse that I came up with this time¡­No, I mean, let me explain what I came up with¡­.. (wait¡­a minute¡­..usually I am not so bad at lying¡­¡­.((How come I am stuttering and making those basic mistakes)¡­¡­..Did you perhaps¡­.while I was gone¡­..did you suddenly gained a new ability¡­¡­.Is that what¡¯s going up??? Well, guess what? WHO DO YOU THINK HAVE A POWER UP THAT CAN BOOST POWER UP TO 5000?? Yeah, that¡¯s right¡­. It¡¯s me. Now, I like the way you are looking at me. That¡¯s what I call respect right there¡­¡­Now, you know your place¡­¡­ Life can be such a hassle. (By can I mean always is). (By hassle I mean a real torture). But I always dealt with life the same way I usually deal with most things in my life until now: Life: Hey, want to go watch a movie this Saturday? ME: Oh, yeah sure, I would love to *Giggle inside like a little boy getting asked out by a hot girl!! Life: Oh, by the way the movie is about you¡­ just thought you should know ME: Um¡­..Okay¡­¡­it¡¯s kind of creepy the way you put it, but ok (what do I know? You are Hot, I would do anything for you!!) Saturday arrives: ME: What is this pain?? LIFE: It¡¯s the start of the movie ME: What??!! Life: Yeah, your movie ME: I am feeling sick Life: Just the beginning, baby, trust me, the good part didn¡¯t even start yet ME: What about the date (and starts to throw up) Life: the kissing part is about to start!!! XD ME: What??!! Kissing!! We are going to kiss The genuine version of this novel can be found on another site. Support the author by reading it there. Life: Yeah sure!! ME: Oh, let me get ready Life: ¡­. ME: All ready!! A bee stung me in the lips!! (had to go to hospital) ME: I feel so terrible Life: the good part is about to start ME: Go away Life: Oh, trust me, I will¡­..soon DOCTOR: We managed to fix your lips, but you are going to have diarrhea for a few days ME: (looks at doctor and smiles at him with a creepy smile) U said what? DOCTOR: (Hesitates as a sweat fall off his cheeks) No, nothing¡­ Me: I see, I¡¯ll be leaving then DOCTOR: Ok Life: XD ME: (Gives Life one menacing facial expression) Life: Um, I think that was enough messing with your life for one day ME: (Gives Life an even more menacing look) Life: The finale is about to start ME: (Goes home and start playing Xobx) Life: The finale!! ME: (Continues playing Xobx with headphones at highest volume) Life: Don¡¯t ignore me, baby ME: (Still playing Xobx) Life: Why are you being so mean?? (Starts crying in a corner and is all gloomy) ME: (Puts headphone down and look in life¡¯s direction) Life: (Still crying and tears falling) ME: (Falls inadvertently in love with Life again) Life: (Crying really cute) ME: (Resist, resist, resists, resists, resists, resists) Life: Please stop ignoring me (and looks at me with cute puppy green eyes) ME: (Stay Strong, young Gaderlaaskie, stay strong young Gaderlaaskie, stay strong¡­) Life: Will you give me some candy and hug/spoil me? ME: (It¡¯s a trap, it¡¯s a trap, it¡¯s a trap, it¡¯s a trap, it¡¯s a trap, it¡¯s a trap, it¡¯s trap, it¡¯s trap) Life: Please (and looks at me with those cute green puppy eyes and I fall even more helplessly in love) ME: Ok, fine (gets up and go to the kitchen) Life: (gets up and goes next to where I was sitting) ME: (Hears something getting smashed and destroyed) (Hurries to check what it was) Life: Got ya ME: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Life: YESSSSSSS ME: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Life: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ME: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Life: I¡¯m outta here!! I did what I came here to do!! See you next year, lol ME: (Hurries to the smash pieces of Xobx) my treasure, my beautiful treasure, I can¡¯t, I can¡¯t live without you, stay with me, stay with me, be strong, be strong young one, be strong, the ambulance is on their way, you going to make it AMBULANCE: There¡¯s nothing that can be done. We are sorry for your Xobx ME: (In complete emotional breakdown) My life is ruined¡­..Why? In the distance, on top of a building in the dark of night Life: Hehehehehe, I¡¯ll be back, trust me, I¡¯ll be back, hehehehehe And that was my monologue of what truly transpired from the time of the previous transmission to right now (present time). I¡¯ll explain everything on my next transmission, so yeah, some deep stuff happened (the passing of my Xobx) the town got wrecked (the passing of my Xobx is obviously more important), People are scared (Without my Xobx, I¡¯m scared too), A lot of people suffered injuries from the Apes¡¯ attacks (I did too, my beautiful Xobx!!) ME: (Finds a random whole in the ground and jump inside. Please someone bury me, I don¡¯t want to see the light of the day without my Xobx!!) I will always remember those good times, Xobx!!! YOUR PRESENCE SHALL BE MISSED!!! (as well as for the people who left the town, but that¡¯s a story for a later time) Chapter 5.2: What truly Transpired… Chapter 5.2: What truly Transpired¡­ So, for the previous chapter you were probably wondering something among the lines of: ¡°WTF just happened?¡± well, don¡¯t sweat it, I have a perfectly good explanation. Returning back to the original story you will come to understand why I used those metaphors as I did¡­. ¡°I shall defeat that Ape¡± I said with a strong confidence voice (or was my fearlessness ability still activated??) I then with the plan I came up with, activated all of my powers (abilities) to readied myself for the fight. Using the speed-force, I managed to reach the mind-controlling Ape undetected by the Apes he had guarding him. ¡°I will defeat you!!¡± I yelled at him as I created over fifty fireballs. ¡°This is revenge because I wanted to have a lazy life and you made it impossible today¡± I attacked the Ape with my over fifty fireballs (a total of 52) and guess what the Ape did? Instead of fighting me like a normal Ape, he used his guards as Ape-shields. I (with my beautiful compassion couldn¡¯t watch those Apes get burn and died, so, I stopped my fireballs right before they got burn, and that¡¯s when everything went to hell) got attacked by two abilities I never thought possible. EVEN WITH MY OTAKU KNOWLEDGE OF NUMEROUS LIGHT-NOVELS/MANGA/ANIME, I have never come across such abilities (Oh¡­.wait¡­.. my absolute memory just told me that I did (sort of) read two light-novels that I didn¡¯t really like (and gave up reading them), in which the protagonists had the abilities I am talking about). The abilities were bad luck and pestilence. That¡¯s right. The two abilities you almost never see in an action light-novel/manga. I got a gigantic smash of bad luck and I was like: ¡°Oh, please, what can a little bad luck do to me? I am too great for that to work on me¡± face thing/attitude going on. But then I got attacked by the other Ape guard that had pestilence, and my facial expression changed to a: ¡°Oh-so-that¡¯s-what-bad-luck-can-do-to-someone-no-matter-how-great¡± and I had to embarrassingly rushed to the nearest bathroom to throw up and guess what else I did there. (Exactly what the doctor said I would do from my previous transmission). And to make matters worse¡­¡­when I was unable to find the Mind-controlling Ape nor the female Ape with the ability Spirit Eyes, I lazily went home, got stung by a bee while making my way home in all that chaos and a random Ape was in my bedroom (since you know, a huge part of the wall in my house got broken completely by that car that was thrown on it) and the Ape BROKE MY XOBX 063!! I tried to see if I could somehow put the pieces of my Xobx back together, but of course I couldn¡¯t. The damage was too much. It was a painless (I actually heard quite the noise as I was approaching my house [probably coming from my Xobx]) death¡­. I am currently trying to filter all that negative image from my mind but I can¡¯t. I really can¡¯t. What game am I going to play? My phone games? No, I cannot do that. I only had that Xobx for only a little while (Ok, fine, I had it for some time now), but you understand the feeling of losing something you love right?) You might be reading a stolen copy. Visit Royal Road for the authentic version. As I started to wonder why my life was crashing down and how I am going to get a new Xobx with the world and everything in chaos right now and that if I could get another Xobx what color should I pick? Yellow? Green? (I love green by the way!!! Green is such an adorable color, LOL), Black? Blue? And what if I don¡¯t manage to get another Xobx? Or worse, what if I do get another Xobx and it¡¯s pink? I am a guy LOL, I don¡¯t usually have anything that¡¯s pink¡­..What will happen when I invite my friends over and they see a pink Xobx? And what about other video game systems? As all those thoughts crosses my mind, I began to think about life in general and how much Life has ruined Life for me, hence my metaphor on the previous transmission¡­.. It just wasn¡¯t fair!! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS?? I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AN UPSTANDING CITIZEN, ALWAYS READY TO HELP THE COMMUNITY, ALWAYS ENGAGE, PASSIONATE (AND ALL THE OTHER B.S. STUFF!!) EVER SINCE I SAW THAT SMASHED XOBX 063, MY LIFE CHANGED, MY MINDSET CHANGED. I was done with playing Mr. GOOD-GUY-PROTAGONIST. It was time I truly acted. And that¡¯s when I decided to fully utilized my TRUE POWER TO ITS POTENTIAL. Don¡¯t you want to know how I managed to combined all of my powers? Don¡¯t you want to know where I am getting all my confidence from since I can die and am not immortal? Do you want to hear this heartbreaking story? Do you want me to show those Apes no mercy? I AM GOING TO DESTROY THOSE APES AS IF THEY WERE GREEN BIOHAZARDS WALKING AROUND BITING PEOPLE AND TURNING THEM INTO GREEN BIOHAZARDS!! (I actually love those green biohazard games, it¡¯s really fun, LOL¡­..Wait¡­..my Xobx¡­..my precious xobx¡­.my precious memories¡­¡­.all those games¡­..No¡­..Now I have to go and cry again) For breaking my Xobx 063: I promise to do the following¡­.. 1) Power up to 5000 2) TELL YOU HOW I MANAGED TO COMBINED ALL MY ABILITIES 3) summon my Pet Dragon and let it go wild 4) And last but not least, Super-Size-Me I am really pissed off because of what happened¡­. This is revenge now!! Revenge for the COMMUNITY (XOBX 063!!!). I am truly going to let my wild side out; I won¡¯t let any Ape get away with this!! If I was acting like a nice-kind-caring-person-before, now I am a XOBX-GAMER-GOING-CRAZY-MODE right now!! [Author¡¯s Note: Next chapter will be coming out next week!! Also next chapter will be back to original story line, I made those short comic story chapters entitled with .1 or .2 just for fun, I might do them again at some later story plot point, LOL, hope you enjoy the laughter and on that note I really should go and buy myself another Xobx