《Deleted》 prologue the start of craziness I, Akivasha Von Schlatterstein, am your normal 16-year-old, good-looking, badass vampire king. Well, truth be told I''m actually 168,799, but tomato-tom?to. I look like a fucking highschool student, so I go with 16. Deal with it. Either way, to describe how I felt for the last 168k years in one word, i would go with "bored". Man, at the age of 700, I made god onto my bitch. And yep, literraly my bitch. I must say that her blowjobs were awesome, I mean, how can I put it- Divine, that''s the word. At first, while I was climbing the stairs of her glorious palace, I was thinking that she would be the loli spounting"thy shall" and "thou shall not" kind of character. But in the end she was quite the nasty fellow... Hey, not like that goddamnit, not like Fking THAT, you perverts. Shit, you guys scared the flying hell out of me. If she was that kind of nasty, even I would be shocked to death. Man, I handled cosmical lightning like it was nothing at that point and I''m still sure that if this kind of event were to happen I would have been shocked. Now forget it, just thinking about it makes me shiver. Woow, it''s the first time I''m feeling so much emotions at once, fear, excitement, confusion, wow!!! I''m shivering out of confusion, now that''s what I would call nasty; the results of thousands years of hardworking. Dude, talking about this shit does bring up some good memories. echo~echo~echoo~ "Man, this shit sure is extravageant. God! you''re freaking eating away ressources like there''s no tommorow. Man, saying things about not wasting money on luxury while you''re living in heaven". What this idiot me just said was in fact tooo big to be called an understatement. Also, "in fact, it was an understatement" is wayyy too overused and it''s freaking pissing me off. Thus, we will create a new word for this notion and it shall be "druck". Returning to the point, what I said was actually a druck. If some of you were interested by science, they should be aware of the existence of a planet made out of diamond. Take that amount and place it on a random point in space. Now take double that amount, this time out of gold, and place it near the first mass. If you''re really knowledgeable, you''ll know that there''s this huge cloud made of alchool floating in space without a care in the world. It is said that it can resist the ferocious attack of the russian peeps for two years, though personnaly I don''t believe it. If someone told me to have a guess I would say, it will survive for 6 hours max. By the way we''re talking about 10 trillion m*3 of wisky so yeaaahh, that''s something. Now mix all those ingredient together and try imagining what will result, did you see it. Huh...? Really? I guess there''s no point for me to describe it, lol. Jokes aside let''s make it a little bit easier for the hopeless cases who couldn''t. Well the palace in itself is higher than the diameter of the sun. Now take this same sun and squish it in a manner that it will turn into 2d object. Can you imagine that? Well I don''t really care if you don''t. Moving on, the surface of this abnormality is bigger than that. I don''t know exactly how much because I''m so lazy to compare right now. So like I said earlier, this palace is Big, now do you remember that vodca cloud(it was wisky at first. But since Akivasha don''t like alcohol, he doesn''t make any difference between the two.), well she''s freaking using it like water. Fountain of vodca, tap of vodca, hot spring of vodca(ughh). Now what? A toilet of vodca maybe? "Ah!! Just you wait, bitch, I''m gonna teach you about ecosystem(Shit, run forest run!!)". As I open the freaking huge door, two giant miniguns appear before me. "Woow, those are some pretty godly breast you have ''du dum tsss''(srry)" "Hello, nice to meet you too" "Man, or should i say women. Okey, women, why the heck did you make this room so huge, I can''t even see the roof wow." "Hello, nice to meet you too!!" "Why do you keep saying "hello, nice to meet you too"?" "HELLO!! NICE TO MEET YOU TOO!!!!!!" "Okey, calm down. Hello, nice to meet you" "Hello, nice to meet you too" "So why are you freaking using vodca everywhere?" "HELLO!! NICE TO MEET YOU TOOO !!!!!" "Wtf, I thought it''s because i didn''t say hello that you keep WTF?!!" As I was rambling about her nonsense, a smell only comparable to the most diabetes filled shit attacked my nostrils as if we were in a fking team death match. "Man Shit, Oh Fucking HOLY SHITTY GOD''S BLEEDING LEFT BALL, WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK?!! What''s this freaking smell. You freaking reek of alchool. Shit, am I smelling drugs. Fuck, those are no cokes, those are freaking russian drugs. Shit!! Those frikish devils eat you alive. Man, and here I was thinking why the damn heck was earth so fucked up lately. God''s a fucking alchoolic,.... and a drugged, is this some kind of freaking nasty joke" "have sex with me" She/He said with a straight face. "Oh yeaahhh!!" Alanna(one true god) pov Ah man, I feel like I''m in heaven. Ah! I am in heaven, but woow those russian drugs sure are something. The feeling is real, man those russian fuckers really have everything, maybe i should go there for my next vacation. If you spot this narrative on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. Ah, i''m feeling dizzy. Well you know guys, when i''m in this state my mouth just keep talking on it''s own, it seems that it just say what it''s most used to. EH!! WTF, I FELT SOMETHING ON MY BUTT, WTF!!!!!! Woow, that''s some big shit. Is it even possible to have a dick this big- woow -Oh Yeah!! Moann!! Ah, I remember when Loki said that he was fucked by a demonic giant horse, is this how he felt? I envy you Loki bastard! Ah if you guys didn''t know, well loki fucked with a demonic horse, and one who''s gigantic at that, probably one thousand time Bigger than your normal one. So yeah his dick was also one thousand time bigger. Don''t ask me how it''s even possible, but one thing is for sure, Loki is........ an hermaphrodite, and a zoophile too( muwahahaha!!!!! On your face loki''s worshippers!!) But woow, the feeling - moan - Crack Ehh?!? Akivasha von schlatterstein POV Guys you need to know something about us, vampires. The stronger we get, the bigger is our dick. So yeah, my dick is pretty big. In fact, it''s so big that you might think it''s a fan art. But that''s not the most interresting part, the freaking hilarious thing is our special skill "women enslaver". It let us multiply the number of our dick by the number of the years we lived, and that''s my dear Sir, is fucking op. By the way, I unconsciously used it and I reckt god to the atomic level. But this is weird. Her body wasn''t that of a giant, the only thing that had that aspect was her boobs, so how could she survive for that long. Maybe inside her pussy was a space distortion spell that make it bigger in the inside than the outside. Now try imagining it and hold back your laugher. I challenge you. Returning to our topic - my introductions - I rulled over the universe for quite a bit of time, and since I''m bored, i''m gonna go and kill myself. Drink some bleach or throw myself over a cliff- Oh, wait. That wont do shit. Sigh, this is pretty sad. Since even if every possible misfortune happens to me I wont be scratched, I need to think of a creative way to kill myself. All of this is thanks to a skill that I really "cherish" called "Mc''s opness". I have surpassed god to become the op mc, so it''s impossible to kill me unless I will it- Ah, and before I forget. Now, I''m at the end of the universe and I must say that it''s pretty dark here, i can''t see one goddamn thing. But now that i recall thise events, god was that kind of nasty wasn''t she/he- Oh, shit!!!!
You have been shocked to death
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"Hell yes"
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"Wtf am i in some chinese pay to win game or what!!" *************************************************************************** Hey guys sorry for my bad grammar, i''m no native speaker nor an expert and i hated english at school, so yeah if someone want to pr this syory plzz pm me and btw my release dates might be a little all over the place since i''m writing on my phone and i have tests this whole month so yeah i might disappear for like one month anytime soon Plz rate comment and review it really motivates me chapter 1 and technical issues Pam bapam pam pam pam~~" "Hmmm..." "Pom bapom pom pom poum~~" "Hmmm...." "Pim bapim pim pim pim~~" "Can you shut the freaking hellish fucking fuck up please!!!!!" Well, that was my freaking mustache face clock, and he will be with us for a while. oh, and by the way he will be limiting my attributes. Now before we talk about how he will be doing that, first we need to know what is mana. Well even I don''t know so we will pass that question. Now let''s go to a more important and surprisingly more interresting subject. How does mana work? Some might think that you can''t answer this question before answering the first one, but i''ll prove it wrong. First, we will be trying to know how does mana work inside our body, afterward we will how it works outside. . First and foremost you guys need to know something. There has never been a clash between mages and warrior, since they are one and same thing. Well you see, ki and chi and whatever else are just mana. So sorry guys, if I just destroyed a great part of your childhood. Returning to our topic, mana is generated in our body in a point commonly called energy center,though i like to call it mana core. It''s less chunni and way cooler, and since i can easily make any amount i want of it even though it have it''s own drawbacks, but let''s wait for that topic. This mana core is the center of a system called mana system, not really all that cool right. Well whatever, do you guys remember that chakra system from a certain anime, well that''s the same thing as mana system, now you guys are probably having a hard time making sens of what i just said. How can you have multiple mana cores when you have a system which centers is a mana core, hmm there''s 2 ways to do that. First you can try and make a whole new system that work instead of with just one mana core multiple ones. This technique have no drawbacks, but you need to suffer so much while doing it that you might think that the world is created for the sole purpose of vodca. Now the second one is a little of a cheat, in this one you just make multiple normal mana systems overlapping each others, but that would trigger an effect caused by fairness system. Fairness system, usually this guy is all over the place. It doesn''t trigger even if you hack the universe, or it might trigger if you simply cheated on a exam. But things are different when you become god. When i was a simple vampire king, my luck was quite good, I was at the top of the first categorie, but now this shit has become tooo systematic. Now it have numeracle value. Fuck, basically if you do something labeled "cheat" you suffer a penality of the same degree, on the other hand you can make a deal. If you give yourself a great burden, fairness system kicks in and give you a reward on the same level of your penality, you can choose the type of reward you want, when do you want to recieve it, where.... but of course you can''t choose how much, so yeah many of you guys probably saw the loope hole on this logic and so I did, that''s why i will be limiting my power. Now to explain the theory behind limiting my power we must return to an already browsed topic, mana. Do you remember guys when i said that mages and warrior are the same, well that''s not quite true, because warriors are a part of mages, basically the only difference between warriors and elementals is their affinity. An elemental have a high affinity to an element that''s why he''s able to do elemental attacks, notice that i said elemental attacks not magical attacks because sword slash is also a magical attack. Sometimes a warrior is born with an affinity to an element but cannot use it''s basic spells, that warrior can do what we call an aura attack which also deal a little bit of elemental damage. But that''s not what''s interresting us at the moment, we need to know how mana work in the body of a warrior and what makes the two so different. Well, it''s just that warriors have a better understanding of the mana inside the body, while elementals are expert on the outer mana, so warrior can have their mana flow inside their body making it more intense than a raging burning heaven or as calm as a soul soothing sea. Basically that''s how limiting my attributes went,I just calm my mana flow, and since it''s a bother i make this clock head do it in my place, and since the intensity of my mana flow is what control my str and agt atributes, of course my magical power and mana reg also regress, so now let''s make a deal. Ding
Do you wish to make a deal
"Hell yep"
plz state the type of deal you want, the time and the place you wish to recieve your reward
Support the creativity of authors by visiting Royal Road for this novel and more. "Hmm, i wish to limit my power by 99,9999per cent, the time that i wish to recieve my reward at is 18 years after my birth by the time line of the world i will be reiancarnated into"
calculating the amount
your power will be multipled by 99,99 per cent
"Ok, now let''s become more op, but now that i did this deal when i will be at the age of 18 will my dick be even bigger than that, ..i mean my dick originaly was bigger than a space ship and i''m talking about when i was 700 years old, now i''m pretty sure it was longer yhan the distance between earth and the moon, so yeah i could have fucked the moon if i wanted to, and without women enslaver. If I triggered it i''m pretty sure i would have done an orgy with the solar system" "Hey master your birthsecond is near plzz prepare yourself." Ah, if you guys are wondering where I am. Well, I am in my mother''s womb and i have been struggling for quite some time to not get an errection. Just imagine what kind of cataclysm would have occured if i didOh i feel it i''m being pushed out of this hell hole yeah yeah yeahh oh yeahhh!!hot babe Random sexy nurse POV "hey, Petry we have an urgent case hurry come" My name is Petry, and I have been a nurse in this hospital for 5 years. My family was not the richest, but we were not poor either. I took the test and luckily i passed. The people here are all nice to me, even though they sometimes have some dumb look on their face, and stare at my back passionatly, wonder why? Anyway we''re on a pretty far campaign so we have many wonded persons everyday and it''s my job to give them the best physical and morale treatment. . "Thanks miss pettry~blush~" "You''re welcome" But even though we recieve many wonded everyday it doesn''t mean that they are the only persons we recieve. We get many children that caught the flu, and othet desease. We also assist any childbirth oh! If i''m not mistaking we have a pregnant women, it seem she will give birth todayAhhh!!!silly me i am the nurse which should assist her. "Ouff, finally!!!" "Petry you''re late" "Sorry~~" "Anyway take your position, let the operation x start!!" Well yeah our medical chef is a chuuni, but either way i am already this late can''t waste anymore time thinking about this kind of thing. "Push, yes, you''re so good. Yeah just a little bit more, yes that way ahh!!" "Medical chef pleasee!!" "Sorry" "Now seriously push, just a little bit more ok yes here we go, good. ah, he''s so cute, petry come see how cute he is" "Here I come " ''Oh! He''s so cute, but why is he grinning'' "Kamehamehaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!" Eh!! Akivasha von Schlatterstein POV Well after doing my dick kamehameha, the little big breasted nurse...well, got more oblirated than Cell. "Wow is this some kind of demonic plant, interesting" "Chef, petry died do something" "Man, how do you want me to do it. Her body got completly destroyed." "chef, what are you talking about?" "Well, necrophiliy of course" "Memory swap" "Eh, what happened, what am i doing here" I sighed in relief after seeing that even with my limited power i can still do things like that. Man, I already died from the shock of knowing that god was that kind of nasty. If that doctor said anymore than that i''m pretty sure i would have lost fate on existance, now let me check my states. ''Statue window'' Ding
States
health1000mana600000
str165agt270
dex140int150000
wis5000luk1000
"hmm.. seem about good" ***************************************************** Sorry guys about that technical mistake Like always plzz rate comment review and most of all Enjoy chapter 2 family love w from where to start, hmm..." "Hey, Master, generaly in chapter 3, all authors start by describing the world they are living in, surely to add some lengh to a compeletly void chapter, yes, just like you did in last chapter" "Shut the shit up you clockhead, but yeah like the saying goes the bigger the better" "Lol, if that''s the principle i''m sure that your ranking will be so tragic that even the devil''s wife might pity you(*wink*Azraan)" "Okey, just you wait, i''ll make a chapter 168799 word long chapter, and be at the top" "Yeah, Master you''re doing well, that''s how to make long chapter( guys seriously, plzz tell me how to makr them biggerT_T)" Ok, so where was i,Ah! the world, ok this world is Big, and by big i mean one thousands time bigger than Jupiter, so yeah i don''t have to worry about my dick destroying my ass because he did a whole tour around the world, and by the way the already explored part is about 2% of the whole world, which is still insanely big. There''s countless kingdoms scattered around the explored part, and yeah i said part not continent , because travelling isn''t as easy as in some other fictions, here it might take years to travel a single ocean, an other plus for the future me as i can teleport and get whatever rares materials there is on the other side oh yeaahhh!!!such badassery, now to a more serious topic, even though the world is divised between thousands upon thousands of kingdoms, there is six that are communly treated as the true rulers. The human empire, rulled by a concil called the united nations, there is 16 seats reserved for the biggest super powers, and 16 other reserved for those selected by election, every 4 years they redo election but those who were ruling through election can''t reaply for 8 years, yep pretty democratic for a mediaval setting but whatever. Like you must have guessed, humans have average stats, no pros and no cons, but they balance things out with their high technology and weaponery, the human empire is in the center of the explored region, making him a must trade route to every other country, that also mean if the other guys make an alliance against it, humans are then screwed, but that won''t happen for a while thanks to racisme, mother of all virtues, now on to the next superpower. The elf forest, well elves are what you would call the biggest weapon idustry here, but for it to be creatibg weapons it''s selling instead magical scrolls, these can be a little puny E one for house''s neceessity or an SSS one or even an X one for large scale wars, every kingdom have at least a 50 years of providing spells deal with them, which make elves easily one of the richest and most infliencal people in every country. The elves are proud creatures who think of magic above all, so naturally they have high int and wis base stats. The dwarf lands is situated around a gigantic mountain range, well the dwarves being dwarves lock theirselves in their huge mines, they create the best weapons in the world. Their hierachy system is like this, every year they hold a competition where everyone has no right but to attend to, so everyone makes a weapon or an armor for two differents tournament and it''s ranking gives you your position on the hierachy. It is said that the weapon who wins the first place is able to cut through diamants and that the best armor can survive a dragon''s breath. There is also this rumor saying that dwarves and elves work together for a magical weapon project, it really is surprising considering since both of them are proud creature who value well their knowledge, for them to actually work together, i guess that politic is doing its job really well. Now for the most troublesome ones, Silfards. Basicly these guys are angels, talking about influence, these guys top it, they can outrule the authority of any king in his own kingdom other than the dark empire, which is quite logic, since people believe them to be God''s servants, so you really don''t want to be on their badside, unless you want to be labeled a "demon god" or a "demon filth" so yeah, don''t just limit your options you idiot who thought i will gladely do it the moment he saw demon god, these holy son of bitchs have their own empire on the far west separating it and the human empire are a bunch of beastman tribes. The beastmen tribes, these guys don''t have a commun leader, that''s surely why they still haven'' t conquered the world, to make it easy for your mind, let''s say that a two yeard old beastmen is stronger physicly than a seventh rank human warrior and magicly than an eight grade mage, and we''re talking about him still not training neither his body nor his mana pool, he also doesn''t even know any kind of spell or technique, so yeah, they are op. Now last but not least the dark continent, yes i am saying continent, but hey!! If they weren''t on their own continant, years of traviling away from any kind of civilisation these guys wouldn''t probably have even the time to eat, heck let''s make it that they are seperated from the rest by an ecen of black amaterasu flame, so nope you won''t see them in a while. Well you''re probably asking how did i get hold of such infos......really?! I mean if you really do then you should ask yourself some questions about existance and one''s life''s worth, that might give you some answers, well like you Must have guessed, i knew from our bookcase, so yeah like all settings my family was pretty well off, so we could afford to get quite a bit of books which also like all settings were crazy expensive( plzzz, can u give some tips on how to destroy the shit out of this repetitive "so"), but here we have something uniqur, something crazy, in fact it''s so insane i''m still pondering about writing it, but oh!well, we already got this crazy what can be even crazier(guys, that idiot really don''t know what he is talking about, craziness isn''t the word to describe what''s going to happen, so plzz just skip this part if you don''t want to be traumatized for the rest of your life, only you Skorfus can handle it so stay if you want, so yeah what is going to happen can not be classified as mature, gore or even wtf, this shit surpass even a hentai whose first episode started with "is scatophily good for your health" so i am begging you skip it trust me.... now for you brave and courageous heros who stayed i can only say Good luck you would need it). Unlawfully taken from Royal Road, this story should be reported if seen on Amazon. I was pretty happy living with my family, they were really kind to me, and it''s never dull or boring with them around, they really loved me..... and by loved me i eant it on the whole sense of the term. One day while i was asleep, i felt something touching my dick, i was giggling at first but my look instantely turned into thzt of a disbelief and surprise after i saw Mom licking my BALLS, woow!! And dad is fucking her ass at the same time and he says nothing about this threesome. "Don''t worry sweety, i''ll make you feel better here in a second". ''Don''t worry my ass, you''re taking my virginity here''. As i tried my best to handle my erection, my facial expression turned awkward, they chuckled a bit saying that i was cute( srry guys told you, but do you really think that this is crazy? What come doesn''t to that and what i just said was in fact a druck, just to see if you really did read the prologue), now are these guys seriously doing parental cliche moves while fucking with me....literally..Ah!! Damn it, i''m losing controle, shit! Oh no no "Bang"...fuck. Well, like you have already guessed, my angelic dragon dick lanched its white purification lazer, but not before destroying half of the village, as mom was passionatly sucking dry my Victory flag, my kinetic vision suddenly upgraded many levels. I clearly saw how her ecstatic figure when she felt my dick growing bigger than aby other man''s before turning into a shocked one before turning into...nothing at all, since my dick just got out from her skull, the hole continued to grow in size until her upper body vanished compeletly. Father surely by instinct, dodged the upcoming blow, but unfortunately for him he did not know that his enemy was getting bigger by the fraction of second, so he also got destroyed. As my dick continued on his rampage many voices ringed inside of mt head. "HOME RUN!!" "STRIKE" "DOUBLE STRIKE!!" "HEAD SHOT!!!" "TRIPLE KILL!!" "MONSTER KILL!!!!!!" When finally all the voices quited down i heard a Ding "Ding!!"
Level up +53
"Holy Cow, I got up 53 levels just thanks to my dick, woow!" Akivasha von schlatterstein dick''s POV I am the strongest dick, for i who lived several hundred thousand years. I stand at the top, i know of all as i am supreme but never i never felt something like this, as i was sleeping someone touched me as if waking a little baby up, a warm and loving touch, its been a while since someone started the game first, i was alwaus the one making the rules, taking any freedom from my partener, but here was someone who actually made the first move, interesting, as i got up i was surprised to say the least seeing my master''s mother, shortely afterward Akivasha woke up. As i was preparing to go full power, i suddenly felt my freedom taken away as if some soul chaines dragged me down to the abysses, as if some sealing jutsu was casted on great me, a power big enough to stop even o''great wild devil who i am. I have been under a great pressure for quite some time, i must say it''s not really a nice feeling, being played by a beautiful baybe''s tongue, and being pushed down by row power, even my strong body might not take this kind of treatement, but worry not as i am winning the match. As i feel the last bit of power master held me down with fading away, i went full stream( starburst stream, srry), woow, even my trained eyes could see nothing but a blurry image while flied through the sky, roaring ad if making the world know of my presence. But to go at this speed that women is quite something, or is it what we call family love. (You can start reading from here, if you did skip, if you didn''t, hope you''re not too mentally exhausted to fellow, rate, comment, review and Enjoy) ************************************ A.N: guys honestly, how many of you did skip that part P.S. if you''re searching for the next paragraph then you must be incredibly stupid chapter 3 sniff sniff "Now.... isn''t this fucked up?!" "Master are you alright, what''s happened, you didn''t even comment when you flooded earth 50 000 years ago when cumming, so what in world''s freaking babysitter of hell in the name of the all mighty sdfs that roam the universe, did i forget something Ah! The roaring dick fucked up this place?"(don''t even try understanding one flying shit in this statement, my mind got rapped while writing it) "Well, let''s say that something original happened or things escalated too quickly for my weak heart" "Something original hmmm... if you who lived 168k years say that it''s original, the one who did it must be quite the genius" "Yeah, he sure is'' yeah my dick sure is a genius''" "Now to a more serious topic Hey!! Clockhead do you hear me, so like i said this place is quite the shitty one it doesn''t have one freaking public instut, half of the village is already destroyed and i''m sure that even if i sleep for 2 years it will stay like that, not because the vilagers are lazy but because they don''t know how to repair a house, they might think about rebuilding all the damaged resources but they will soon discard this option because of lack of recources" "So what is the solution?" "A fap..." .................................................................................................... Two years have passed, in that span of time i was meditating, i have been reforming this freaking weak body so that i can control myself, and by controling myself i mostly meant my dick, as you might have noticed i have some problems with it, of course i know of shrinking magic, but it''s a light related magic that i can''t use on this state, or more precisly these circonstance, this world is very game influenced, so being a dark being and using light magic is a no-no at this early stage, this way i have already went past a genius 20 years old warrior who has been training even his dick while eating. "Woow... whaaat theee fuckkk?" "What are you talkinWHAT THE FUCKISSH FUHRER!! what the heck happened here" "Lol i thought that there would be some big changes after ''fap'' operation but for them to make a new york city out of nowhere all i can say is heckissh good job clapclapclapclap" Well here it was a little of an overstatement, i will try to block my urge to create a new word for that as well since it will be troublesome afterward, either way what surrounded Akivasha were multiple 20 meter height building, which is impossible in a mediaval setting but who freaking care muwahahahaha, but it doesn''t end here, that shubby 400 meter round village has been turned upside down to become a 13km round gigantic city, well organised, having different layer, each one for a social classe, but even the poorest one is better ten fold than that shitty village of before, and one more noticable thing is........now there is guilds, training centers, military camps and Shops, and nope i won''t annoy you guys by doing a whole chapter about shops that you will most likely just skip, and that''s because i myself hate them, so yeah, and you guys most likely compeletly forgot about that fap operation so let''s not touch that matter for now........ what? You wanna know?.... okey. Well it all started on a rainy day, gods probably knew what would happen and were crying their ass out, but i like the foolish prince that i was didn''t listen to their warning, i just compeleted the tour of the soon to be my kingdom, i even reached this god foresaken place, man did we really have such a shitty village, poor kids they must never been able to play call of duty, don''t worry fellow gentlemen i will play for you ~sniff~sniff~, but what is this sound Crack Crumble Sffffftttt bang. ''Roaaaaaarrrrrrrrr'' "Holy crap a dragon dick, that''s nasty, woooow!!!" Splash, and that''s how i got.my head destroyed, it have been reported that i died on a bandit attack because of the officers seeing that half of the village have been destroyed, and soon a party of 30 super highly influencal people came to do my honnors, and since this village''s ground have been the last one that my feet walked on, the king made an order to make it the biggest and best organised, equipped city before the capital, and so that''s how that shitty village become a work of art. Man i knew that the one who i snipped was a high noble, but to think that he was a prince, thanks god that the king didn''t take this village as the one which let his beloved son to die sigh, but woow i guessed i should now say keikaku dori(like planned) but either way, that whole trick was just to make those instituts appear in this woowly shitty village which is not so much woowly shitty village anymore, so let''s get into this there is a military camp..... what? You think it''s stupid, well your ass is stupid, now just think about this seriously for a second, in this type of world training like crazy is not the way, you should lvl up like crazy, you think that the higher the stats, the more difficult it will become to raise them, well you''re not so wrong on this point, but when you go for a training type build you can''t go back on that anymore, and by that i mean if you''re going to be training like crazy you''re going to a dojo to make it most effective right, i mean i''m not being too harsh on your mind am i, well if your stupidity rival my dick then here is the catch. First someone who is going to train alone is bound to learn wrong mouvements and the more time he practice the deeper is he on my cosmic shit . Second in every dojo you learn special moves, and depending on the circonstances it might be strong as heck, something you can''t achieve by training on your own, and if you talk about books i''m gonna smack your Ass, is there any sane master who will make his skills go to public. Now third you need a mental support, if you''re training alone you are bound to get lazy at some point while in a dojo you can''t unless you want yo have an aligator shaved down your ass. So yeah if you''re going for a training build you''re bound to go to a dojo which will make you have to train for an average of 20 years, in these 20 years with my broken stats i will be a general, and that''s without counting the assholic boast i will get on 16 years, now you probably think "and what would being a general benifit you?" Well i can''t blame you for that becausr you lack one crucial info and that is IF YOUR SUBORDONATES KILL SOMETHING YOU GET 20% OF THE EXP so being general praticly make you grind at a freaking high pace every second on your life while taking a nap on hawai, what i just said doesn''t make any sense at all but I DON''T CARE~~~ Stolen content warning: this tale belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences elsewhere. So now let''s get going, general post here i come. Akivasha now even though he is just 2 years old, thaks to his overflow of mana, and his two years of meditation he looks like an extremely well trained 6 years child(?) In this world you can enter the military at 5 so there was no problem when he asked the receptionist that he wish to enter the army, of course there was a test to see in which post he will start with, between a lacky or a chef lacky that is, but he knew that that test was there just to class the kids potential, sealing that way there carriere, of course i mind blowed them, there is no way i''m gonna seal my fate just in fear to be treated as a demon, but hey like hell i used full power, if i did that then they might kill by pure reflex let alone be feared, so now i''m on the elite section, this place is used to train the futur royal gards, like hell i''m gonna some punny royal gard lol. (After a long debat within myself i decided to make the chapter longer hurray!!!!!!???) The elite section, a huge part of the military camp, which cover 600 meter square, yes as big as that shitty village, and by huge part i meant both physicly and economicly, the amount of resources invested on it rival that of the royal palace, that just show how this country care about potential, it''s design was a mix of a prestigious magus academy and modern dojo, the magical is to the left with her huge library that count thousands upon thousands of books, the huge magical tours and a big dome surely made for schoolar purposes, on the right was the martial part with it''s huge training center and watehouses, the two parts merge on one huge ass arena, on the back there is the dorms, but in contrast to its arristocrate and honnorful(?)feel it should give, it actually gives off the vibes of a slaves prison. Everyday at 4.00 am a huge clock ring with all of its might as if it''s trying its best to deafen all the students, and traumatising some of them, for the poor souls who found a way to counter that certain kill technique a fireball aimed at their ass is ready, and if by any chance they survived that shit, well they are kicked in the balls...much for this country potential leaders~sniff~sniff~, but well i guess i don''t really have to worry about raising my base stats without lvling, they will on their own, especially Vit and Def, Ow man sigh, well whatever lets get done with packing all this shit that i don''t have, so where was my room, Ah!Fuck! Wow that''s a big ass building, man, these guys are sick, are they going to torture me in luxury, Ah, well no use crying over spilked milk, let''s get done with this. When Akivasha was done putting his package that he didn''t have since he is a baby, and babies don''t have furnitures, in whatever room he found first, someone shouted on his ear. "To all recruits, please assemble in the training center!!!!!! To all recruits, please assemble in the training center!!!!" And so the fucker continued deafning any kid he passed by. Akivasha was slightly amused and enormosly angry at this sight, amused because he imagined making that fucker eat his own dick and play music on his vocal cord all while doing soccer tricks with his head while someone tap on the fucker''s ass to make this look like a concert, and enormously angry because...... seriously do i even need to explain this. 15 min passed by and everyone now is on the training center, around the five masters were a ton of mobs yes but more importantly weapons of every kind, rapiers, one handed swords, two handed swords, great swords, twin swords, twin great swords, kunais, shirikens, knives, katanas, hidden swords, daggers, bows, cross bows, name it and you have it. I knew that those were for us to test(wow i didn''t know how did you know it clapclapclapclapclapclap), i was tempted to go with the twin great swords, but it looked so uncool that it''s amazing. "Welcome, fellow warriors, when i see you all i remember my past days, how i trained until blood come out of my eyes, how we survived every battle when we were at deaths doors,WORK HARD fellow warriors of Drachtos, survive!! Clensh with your teeth every last tiny rope of hope and be AT THE TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" At his statement the whole room vibrated by the shout of the new recruits"Woahhhhh!!!!" "Roaaaarrrrr!!!!" "Today you maggots are gonna choose your weapon, choose wisely as if you don''t choose the right one its gonna bit you back on the battlefield" At his signal the huge mass of bodies separated and everyone began testing weapons here and there some went for greatswords, some for daggers, other for one handed swords, but none went for the twin blades, everyone knew that using a weapon effectivly with both hands was an extremely hard task so they didn''t dare, at least not yet. But when i said none, i meant everyone exept Akivasha, hey if you didn''t know that i''m gonna say wtf so beware(* *) hell Akivasha is like the exception to everything in the universe lol. As he was testing the twin swords, Akivasha noticed something.... you can''t test a weapon out by just swinging it and have the feel wtf, i need a sparring partener, oh yes let''s go to the teacher. "Estimated master can you plz spare with me i need someone to spare with so that i can choose" "Idiot, why are you trying to use twin swords, those are like the second most difficult art to master after the twin great swords" "Master, if a horny girl had to choose between one dick shoved down her ass and two dicks, what option do you think she would choose?" "Such words of wisdom ~sniff~sniff~" ************************************* Sorry guys for the delay and sorry again since i can''t really post chapter every so often because of exams( because of overprotective parents mostely) oh well i''m going to start posting new chapters on 19/06/15 probably, i might make some idiot post a chapter or two for me on the mean time but it won''t be much, again sorry~bow. Not a chapter BUT soon... So yeah. If you guys were reading my main novel as of right now (when I was old), you should have known by now that I''m soon gonna continue this novel. As of how soon, it will be after I finish the first book of when I was old (so it''ll be around a week from now). The reason why I made this post is not only to build up the hype, but to also ask you if you want me to edit the chapters first, or just forget about them and continue writing (of course this time it will be at least a half decent grammar) The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings. So yeah I''ll be waiting for you, as you have waited for me Chapter 4 the world trees In the middle of the universe, a great world tree stood alone and aloof. Its invisible branch spammed to the end of existance as they filled the universe with life energy. Its root spammed to the 18 levels of the unknown abyss. Unknown, because of the unending darkness that blocked view for any passing stare. But on the middle, or what can be considered as one, was a crystalised core sealing a monstrosity. Akdrasil, the world tree, was actually the sealing place of humanity''s most horrible nightmare. A monstrosity whose upper half miss matched with its lower. At first, one would never be able to distinguish any human traits in this beast. But, after looking throughfully one could notice its strong arms, well defined abdos and the savage looking face. But if one thought that this upper half was actually the bigger part, then he is in for a surprise. HIS DICK AND GUTS, you got the hint, right? No need to say more. His dick was like a cosmical Gundam sword waiting to be unshealed. His balls were like wings decorating the overly grown genital while giving it a holy aura. One would actually feel his soul reaching enlightenment as he sees this scene unfolding and cry in fanatism"Oh god of lust and virility. Please show thy lowly one the path to true happiness". Next to the monstrosity was a clock like creature with a big mustache. Its expression told tails of endless tragedies and sadness. Even the droplet of tears that one would suppose were shed before getting sealed, were frozen into crystalised blue droplets formed pieces of ice. As eons passed, no trace of the seal being weakned was shown. The reason for that was because the order who sealed the beast renewed the sealing formation every 20 years. They had to make sure to have all the elders and the 100k followers pour energy on it, so that they can stop the monster from breaking out. But today, something different happened. A devastating beauty whose chest stood proud and butt perched right entered this seemingly inaccessible place. She took out the silver mask that was hiding her fine traits and long black hair as she dashed toward the sealed beast. She immediately bowed and muttered "..finally master. I finally found you. After all these millenniums, I finally found you. Your last words, master, I never forgot them. Master Akivashaaa!!" Her last words were strangled by an urge to cry. This master in front of her was her everything. The one who saved her, the one who teached her, the one who made her strong and the one who sacrificed himself over and over for her safety. She never had the chance to thank him. She never was able to express her emotions, her love. Not the one between a man and a women, but the one between a daughter and her father. As she recalled the last words of this man that haunted her dreams, her voice and his voice in her head fusionned as one "Excalibur. Humph, who need that. I have better, a D, the will of the D. Muwahahaha" These words seemingly moronic had a meaning as heavy as the world for her. She couldn''t stop her emotions from welling up and herself from hicking. And, as if trying to brush off her feelings aside, to dig through this chain called the human heart, she roared "FATHERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! ROAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!" Her welled up emotions, her focused sadness was all released in one go. This was a reunion after a separation that lasted several thousands of years. Her emotion from the time THAT ORDER actually sealed what she call as father didn''t diminish one little bit. In fact, they only grown stronger as the days passed. To her unsurprise, a crack actually appeared on that supposedly unbreakable seal. She already made her preparations on the same day she knew about her master''s whereabouts. She made sure to create a mechanism redirecting the energy spent by those elders and their followers in their sealing process, to some other part of the universe. By the time they actually understand what happened, the escapade would have already be done. And even if by some chance, they don''t actually get the heck away before the order is here, then her "father" can just bitch slap them. He is by far the strongest existance in this universe, and they were only able to seal them after his comrades betrayed him. "Roaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!" After that first crack, several others emerged. And on the background, a deafening roar was made by Akivasha as he tried his best to break through the seal. His eyes became blood red, and his messed up jet black hair gained a crimson luster. "ROOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR" A familiar dragonic roar engulfed both time and space. As the giant Excalibur was lifted up, the skies weeped. A roar full of sadness mixed with traces relief. A relief that came after great pressure that continued on and on for ages. A pressure that stopped the giant dick from spanning his wings across the universe. A never ending torment was what ditch felt as time went on, as generations passed away. If you encounter this narrative on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. That''s why, today, ditch will show his most subliminal form. His strongest tricks. His true form. As the roaring continued on and on. As the seal was no more, both human and dick soared in the distance. Both were happy, relieved that after the longest time, they''re finally free. But, as the saying goes "Everyone has the right to be happy... but Akivasha and his dick. As their happiness spell doom for the rest of humanity". Everything these two do seems to go to disproportionate levels. Akivasha thought numbers of time "Why? Why is it that way? Is this god''s joke. But I already rapped her so that can''t be. So what? Is it destiny? Oh, so it is destiny. If that''s the case then I will rape her toooo." But matter not what Akivasha think, it wouldn''t change what is going to happen now. HIS DICK, oh yeah you know what is going to happen. His dick that became the size of a galaxy when he had hid 18th birthday was now bigger than the distance between two. As it got out of the never ending abyss, uncountable planet were destroyed. Some were so finely cuted in half that they didn''t even notice what actually happened. After a long time passed, and the destruction of multiple galaxies, Ditch (dick''s name) finally stood proudly, horizontally, looking down on all creatures. But, as if what he already did wasn''t enough, it started compressing weirdly, gaining potential energy big enough to litteraly rape the universe. The roaring dragonic dick didn''t spare any side glance at the poor planets it destroyed, to the giant bitches it fucked, and to the random ass like planets it slapped. Only to reach a planet fully created by amethyst. Its size was even bigger than the one Akivasha reincarnated into. Ditch tried his best going through it. The obstacles that it created on his passage diminished the already exhausted energy he was left with. But he won''t, he never stopped and he never will, for he is supreme. He continued breaking through the hardest substances, as he rapped his way to the top. Only at the end fid he stop after standing proud like a world tree on the other side of the planet. A random guy''s pov on that random amethyst planet: Ah, today was such a good day. The summer breeze refresh the soul and the warm temperature purify the body. I was sitting on the backyard, watching my workers raise the crops as I enjoyed the delicious cocktail coupled with the firm bust of my bitch. Being a farmer in my country was a luxury, so I was able as time went on to secure a better life than most. I was taking a nap on broad day light when suddenly an earthquake made me lose my balance. Fortunately, I had good reflexes and was able to deflect the trajectory that my face was taking from the hard floor to the soft boobs of my whore. "Ah, what was that?" As I tried regaining my balance. I noticed something weird, why is this earthquake intensifying as time goes? Weird.. I took the women as my support so that i don''t show anymore of my pathetic side to my workers. To keep those guys in check, you need to show no weakness at all. "Ah, what''s going on? Weird. This is not a normal earthquake" I said as my hard elbow cruched the skull of that whore. Her boobs weren''t soft enough and couldn''t take all the shock. Talk about useless... As I reached the main plaza, I was engulfed by the heavy atmosphere. Anywhere the eye could see was covered by tons of people. Mostly low class shit but still, what''s going on? A big earth shockwave made everyone lose balance, some even died in the process. But since they were but lowly workers, then that only mean less need to pay for us great rulers of this land. After that big earthquake, a dick as big as heaven got out of the earth as if he just took life. He soared to the heaven from the middle of the mob killing countless shits. So that in the end, it stagnated on the clouds, lettings its branches cover the world. Our king then proclaimed "Today, is a fortunate day... as we, this 143th generatin have seen... the birth of another GODDDDD!!!!" "ALL HAIL THE DICK TREE, MASTER OF HEAVEN AND RULER OF THE EARTH!!!" Continued the king """""ALL HAIL THE DICK TREE, MASTER OF HEAVEN AND RULER OF THE EARTH!!!!"""" ***** Am I the only one that felt that this chapter was boring compared to the others. It seems that I focused more on my grammar than my hormones and craziness Lol Either way, I just finished my first book in when I was old So here is the link http://royalroadl.com/fiction/4687 Ps: it''s been a while guys, but I''m finally home