《A New World? I'll Do What I Want!》 Prologue I suck at writing and keeping a cohesive train of thought. I do however excel at creating stories in my mind out of boredom. Fair warning: Each chapter will probably receive constant revisions based on future developments. Updates will occur as frequently as the story proceeds in my head. I''m mostly writing this so I don''t forget certain details. Oh well, enjoy. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Gah! I''m fucking bored!" I grumbled as I was clicking through my laptop for something to keep myself occupied. My name is Xel, actually it''s not. thats just what I like to call myself. Got a problem with that? Fuck you. I''m 23 and jobless, I don''t care for many things, and the things I do care about are out of reach, or don''t exist in reality. I''m habitually lazy, and uninterested when it comes to most of what happens in life. I like women, but am out of shape, and antisocial. The only thing I do everyday is read stories online, and watch anime or netflix. Pathetic, I know. But those are the things that interest me. I don''t have many future prospects, but i''m somehow fine with that. I can''t be bothered to leave the house, except on rare occasions, such as today. I''m on the bus scrunched into a seat for fear that someone will steal my laptop from me. (Racism? No, it''s common fucking sense) I''m currently heading to the mall with what little money I have to buy a game for my PS Vita. As I get frustrated at not finding anything of interest I look around and catch a glimpse of the sky. It''s only 2:00 PM but it looks like the sun is going down. In the middle of summer it''s supposed to stay brighter later. It''s odd to be sure, but i''m not to interested in it. I departed the bus, bought the game, and was sitting in the one of the more unpopulated areas of the mall until it was time to catch the next bus. Thank god for air conditioning. *Boom* *Crash* *Screech* I was watching I, Frankenstein out of boredom and it didn''t register to me that those loud noises weren''t coming from my headphones. I felt a breeze as if something passed by, so I looked up and in front of me was a giggling girl staring and giggling at my expression. She was really pretty, which made me wonder why she was even in front of me in the first place. (I wonder if I really look that bad...) I thought. I was wearing Jeans, a t-shirt and a Hawaiin pattern button up shirt on top. I didn''t think I looked foolish, but then again I had no sense of fashion... Well, except when it came to Sexual things. (I watch and read way too much of it...) *Sigh* I breathed out lightly choosing to ignore her, I already knew I wasn''t good looking, and having to vie for attention from the opposite sex didn''t interest me much. I went back to watching my movie but after a minute or two there was a notice that an update was happening. When it finished a pop up appeared and then on it own, loaded a app that I didn''t download. Annoyed at this I went to Computer/Uninstall but said app didn''t appear. I went back to the app to find the name of it, but was surprised to see a skype like screen and the girl on the other end was the one I saw before. "I''ll choose you" were the only words she before giggling once again and cutting off the feed. I suddenly felt intense pain and cried before passing out. (I''m a pussy, i''ll admit it) When I woke up I frantically turned around and breathed a sigh of relief that my laptop was still there, and in perfect condition. I was so frantic I didn''t even notice the difference in my field of vision. A little blue button that said
Press Me ;)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After I finished freaking out I sat down to contemplate what just happened. I would usually just chock it all up to a seizure, but I hadn''t had one in years. If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation. That girl was the one I saw earlier, what did she mean "I choose you"? Am I going to be summoned to another world? Well hurry it the hell up. Fuck yes, no more boring... "Oh god NO!" I yelled, suddenly realizing that technology rarely exists in magical worlds. I hugged my laptop for dear life, as I began sweating waiting for the inevitable transfer. 10 minutes, 20 minutes, an hour as I sat there nothing happened. "Now I feel stupid" I said putting my laptop away to my side, then I noticed it.
Press Me ;)
"So it''s not a transfer story... Well shit, the worlds going to goto hell" I should get out of here. Nothing good ever happens in malls when the world changes. Monsters appear, everyone dies, goblins rape... "Yeesh, I read too many stories" I sighed. As I tried to leave a invisible force stopped me. "Goddamnit let me out! I will not have my first fight in a game world be in a mall" I yelled towards noone in partiuclar. I started running towards one of the other exits. Upon arriving at one I see people leaving, but when I try the force appears again. "Fuuuuuuuck, i''m too lazy to be running around like this" I grumbled while wheezing. *Boom* *Crash* *Bang* Upon those noises, I knew... I had to run towards any place with weapons. Wheezing heavily, I ran towards the hunting store. As I ran I heard more yelling. "Why the fuck do people always yell in the instances? They should struggle to live, fight and run. Standing, screaming and staring will get you killed... Has noone seen action movies except me?" I cursed as I ran. I arrived at the hunting outfitters store, the shopkeeper was holding one of the guns and was looking around outside the store entrance, not noticing me. I ran inside, grabbed a few of the Boye Knives on display and jumped behind the counter. I grabbed some of the ammo stuffing as much as I could into a backpack, also provided by the store. And began frantically searching for a gun. The ammo bag was heavy, but I held onto it for dear life. I found a handgun and a rifle. loaded them. And separated a few bits of ammo I could refill quickly. That sounds fast, but for someone like me who''s only gun knowledge is call of duty, and the like... It was frustrating. Calming down I strained my ears to listen for anything happening outside, and finally heard the first of many monster howls to come. "Shit, this seemed so fucking fun when I was reading it..." I grumbled. Then I saw that button again, this time, deciding to press it. "Fuck that wink..."
Connecting To Arielle
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updating..... 10% .... 30% ...... 50% ..... 70% ...... Complete
..... Updating something nonexistent, really? I sighed. For a moment nothing happened but then in a holographic like screen project the face of the giggling girl appeared. "It took you long enough to press it, what took you so long" (giggling girl) I sighed as I looked at her dissatisfied face. ''I should probably be as forthcoming as possible, she might be a benefactor god or something'' (Xel) ''No, who am I kidding, i''m not nearly lucky enough for that'' (Xel) "Sorry, I thought I was going to be transfered to another world for a bit, then when I saw the button I knew the world was going to change and tried to hightail it out of the mall, but some force stopped me, so I decided to stock up on weaponry. I just remembered about the button" (Xel) She just looked at me blankly then "Hahahaha! I was right, you really do whatever''s interesting, geez... And here I thought you were purposefully ignoring the what happened." (giggling girl) "So, I assume you have some questions?" she asked with a face that said she was expecting an entertaining answer. "A few..." I said I looking away embarassed, she was pretty, and I''m no good with other people. "Go on then" She said winking and then giggled a bit at my reaction "I realize the world is chaning, so ror starters, your name, why I got a blue button, some basic information about whats to come, and how I should begin" (Xel) She looked dumbfounded for a moment before laughing her ass off once again. "Hahaha, you don''t even care why, or how it''s happening, just what to do." She laughed "My name is Arielle, and i''m what is considered a god. You got a blue buttong because I like you, and thats all you get to know for now about it" She said winking. "As for basic information, Hmm... there will be monsters both friendly and unfriendly, dungeons, and lots more" I got the feeling she was holding back, but I didn''t mind, she either thought it''d be more amusing to see what happens, or she purely isn''t allowed to tell me. "As for how you should stat, thats up to you. You already have a status screen, you should know how to pull it up." She gestured for me to do so, so I did.
Status Window
Name:XelAlignment:Neutral
Level:1Class:N/A
Race:HumanGender:M
Titles
N/A
Fame:0Infamy:0
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Health:10 / 10Health Regen:0.3 / Sec
Mana:20 / 20Mana Regen:0.3 / Sec
Stamina:15 / 15Stamina Regen:0.2 / Sec
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Strenght:5Agility:5
Vitality:5
Intelligence:5Wisdom:5
Leadership:0Luck:10
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Attack:20(+15)Defense:10(+5+)
Physical Resistances
Slashing:2Piercing:2
Crushing:3
Elemental Resistances
Fire:10%Water:5%
Wind:7%Earth:5%
Light:10%Darkness:10%
Unauthorized use of content: if you find this story on Amazon, report the violation. "Mhm, those are pretty decent starting stats, you seem to be predisposed to be a mage" (Giggling Girl) "Well I love the idea of magic, but what about classes? Will I find one or something?" (Xel) "Good question, and no. To get a class merely think deeply about what you want to be then yell it out while doing a transformation pose" ''Serisouly doubt that, but she''s the boss, might as well do as she said'' I thought long and hard about what I wanted to be. ''A Hero? No.'' ''A Demon? No'' ''Wait wait wait, why not a god?" Thinking strongly I shot my hand up in the air, spun around and yelled out "God"!
Denied
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As I opened my eyes hoping to see a blinding light, what I saw was the Arielle laughing her ass off. "Why can''t I be a god?" (Xel) "Hahaha, it''s not that you can''t, it''s just that you cannot start out as one" she replied slowly coming back down "You said you were a god, right? Are gods omnipotent or are they more suited to one type like War and Thunder gods?" (Xel) She suddenly went wide eyed "I guess I can answer that. We are sadly not the omnipotent kind." *sigh* (Arielle) "I see, then I can evolve into one based on the class I chose and it''s evolution, that type of system, right?" (Xel) "Hahaha indeed, and calling it a system is actually pretty spot on" (Arielle) "One last question before I choose, can I have 2 classes please?" (Xel) "Huh, I don''t see why not, but i''d recommend against it." (Arielle) "And why is that?" (Xel) "Because you''ll have to level both while other will only have to level one. It''s twice as much work, and you''re stats won''t but that much higher." ''True, but I can be a true god if I can'' I thought "Why do you think that" (Arielle) "Huh, wait, what? You can read my mind?" (Xel) "Of course, thats a fairly basic skill for a god, now what do you mean by true god?" She said raising an eyebrow "Well if I become a God of Destruction and God of Creation, that would be a true god right?" "Pft ahahahahah, you truly have some fine ideas, good, good. I''ll let you have the first classes for each god type." Arielle pointed at me and I felt my body morphing, burning pain erupted everywhere and my mind felt like it was splitting. Before I passed out I heard her say "Thats all I can do for you for now, good luck my chosen"
You have recieved the class Inventor
You have learned the skill Can We Fix It?
You have learned the skill Basic Building
You have received Arielle''s Blessing
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Skill Name:Arielle''s BlessingExperience splitting is negated. All parties will recieve full Experience. *Monster Kills Only* Note: You''re welcome ;P
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NoticeYour Mind Has Split In 3
Chapter 2 - The More The Merrier "Hey, is he awake?" (???) "Yeah, I think he is." (???) As I woke up I heard these voices in my head, a little perturbed, but I just assumed they were thoughts until I looked down.
You have recieved the class Inventor
You have learned the skill Can We Fix It?
You have learned the skill Basic Building
You have received Arielle''s Blessing
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Skill Name:Arielle''s BlessingExperience splitting is negated. All parties will recieve full Experience. *Monster Kills Only* Note: You''re welcome ;P
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NoticeYour Mind Has Split In 3
I was a bit surprised at why i got the Inventor job, but when my eyes scanned the ''Your Mind Has Split In 3'' I started freaking out. ''Who are you guys, and whats going on'' "Well well well, it seems he''s finally noticed us" (???) "Indeed" (???) ''SO? Who are you two?'' (Xel) "Put simply we''re you, call it a side affect of choosing a light and dark class while being as crazy as you were" (???) "Now now, no need to be rude, *Sigh* but you''re not wrong" (???) ''So you''re me, but not me. Will you try to steal my body like what happens in anime or something'' (Xel) "Hehehehe, who knows? You could wake up one day and boom" (???) "Stop that dark, and no we won''t, or rather we can''t. We can only do what you allow us to, think of us as helpers who can allow you to do 3 things at once." (???) ''Ah, I get it now, one of you is the byproduct of the destruction class, and the other is the byproduct of the creaton class'' (Xel) "Indeed, that Arielle thought it would be more amusing this way" (???) ''And the inventor class?'' (Xel) "She said it was a hint to being a true god or some such" (???) ''I see, do you two have names, using ??? for you is going to be annoying and confusing'' (Xel) "We do not, but I agree, we need names" (???) "Just call us Light and Dark for fucks sake, we''re you" (Dark) ''I see, alright then. So Light, since you were added by one of the gods, do you perhaps have access to the system?(Xel) "Yes, very limited, I can give you basic information, but not much else" (Light) ''Well that sucks, what about you Dark?'' (Xel) "Hehehe, since i''m not a goody two shoes like him, I obviously kept a back door to the system, but the best I can do with it is help you learn skills upon leveling up." (Dark) "How rude, and it''s not like thats so great, you can only learn things appropriate for your level. *Humph* hows that so great?" (Light) ''You''re me and you don''t get it? With this we can learn all magic and skills!'' (Xel) "There are some drawbacks, like if you don''t have the mana or aren''t intellegent enough, but I see what you mean" (Light) ''If I became a creation god and destruction god I could learn them all anyways, but now we can gradually get OP''(Xel) *ROOOOAR* "It sounds like things are finally settling down" (Dark) ''Wait, seriously? How long was I out?'' (Xel) "A day, all the monsters have set up their territories and all people have either been captured or killed or have left" (Light) ''Fuck i''m already behind. So what are your two classes?" "I''m a Light Acolyte" (Light) "I''m a Dark Acolyte" (Dark) ''So healer and dark mage?'' "Pretty Much" (Light)(Dark) "We have status Pages, care to see?" (Light) ''Of Course!'' (Xel)
Status Window
Name:LightAlignment:Good
Level:1Class:Light Acolyte
Race:HumanGender:M
Titles
N/A
Fame:0Infamy:0
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Health:10 / 10Health Regen:0.3 / Sec
Mana:20 / 20Mana Regen:0.3 / Sec
Stamina:15 / 15Stamina Regen:0.2 / Sec
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Strenght:5Agility:5
Vitality:5
Intelligence:5Wisdom:5
Leadership:0Luck:10
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Attack:20(+15)Defense:10(+5+)
Physical Resistances
Slashing:2Piercing:2
Crushing:3
Elemental Resistances
Fire:10%Water:5%
Wind:7%Earth:5%
Light:50%Darkness:-20%
Status Window
Name:DarkAlignment:Evil
Level:1Class:N/A
Race:HumanGender:M
Titles
N/A
Fame:0Infamy:0
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Health:10 / 10Health Regen:0.3 / Sec
Mana:20 / 20Mana Regen:0.3 / Sec
Stamina:15 / 15Stamina Regen:0.2 / Sec
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Strenght:5Agility:5
Vitality:5
Intelligence:5Wisdom:5
Leadership:0Luck:10
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Attack:20(+15)Defense:10(+5+)
Physical Resistances
Slashing:2Piercing:2
Crushing:3
Elemental Resistances
Fire:10%Water:5%
Wind:7%Earth:5%
Light:-20%Darkness:50%
This story is posted elsewhere by the author. Help them out by reading the authentic version. ''What do you mean status pages thats just mine with minor elemental and alignment changes'' (Xel) "Well, we are you, in the future should you learn a clone skill we can be put into them and used a proxies" (Light) ''Ah, so thats why, I guess that the stats will just split into thirds when that happens then?'' (Xel) "Exactly, remember how Arielle told you it would take longer? Thats because every class evolves at level 30, and since all experience is cut into thirds, it''ll take much longer. The upside being we get 3 times as many stats" (Light) "What he means is it evens out because it takes us 3 times as long to level up as a normal person" (Dark) "Why do you always have to look at things half empty?" (Light) "Because i''m the dark and pessimistic side kakakaka" (Dark) ''It pays to be optimistic, the split won''t be a problem because we have Arielle''s Blessing, besides with this we can learn skills much more easily'' (Xel) "Erm" (Dark) ''What?'' (Xel) "I can only learn dark skills every level up, and light could only learn light skills, you can only learn Job skills like Alchemy. Smithing, Art, and others" (Dark) "Whats up with that? You''re telling me I can''t learn draconic magic'' (Xel) "Nope, but I could learn a Skill stealing ability and steal it?" (Dark) ''Shit, that definitely limits possiblities'' (Xel) "Thats only for now, remember we''ll evolve, and you''ll be able to learn different skills based on what we evolve in to" (Light) ''Ah, that reminds me, do you know what the last few evolutions are for you guys?'' (Xel) "They vary, but usually for me it would be Hero > Archangel > Demigod of Creation > God Of Creations, but because you''ll be picking I doubt they;ll be as by the books. I''ll probably end up being Superman or something" (Light) ''Well at least I didn''t pick superman after god, it would''ve been denied too'' (Xel) "Indeed, as for Dark he has many more choices than I, but usually it''s: Lich > Nephilim > Dragon > God of Destruction" (Light) "Wait, I get to be a fucking dragon, YES!!!'' (Dark) ''WE get to be a dragon, but agreed HELL YEAH!'' (Xel) " *Sigh*I feel like most decisions will go against me" (Light) ''Sadly, they probably will'' (Xel) "Now that that the info dump is out of the way, what should we do?" (Dark) "I suggest we find other survivors, band together, and clear this dungeon" (Light) ''Denied, I don''t intend to get drawn into others shit, too lazy for that'' (Xel) "Then what should we do?" (Light) "Do either of you have any basic skills yet? Healing or Necromancy?'' (Xel) "I do indeed have a heal spell, but.." (Light) ''But what" (Xel) "We can''t use the lowest level necromany until at least level 3, because all 30 stat points from leveling up will have to go towards mana" (Dark) "I see, well then can Light learn low level telepathy at level 2 and can you learn basic mind magic at level 2?'' (Xel) "We can, but what do you plan to do with those?" (Dark) ''You''re me, don''t you know already?'' (Xel) "Nope, makes it more interesting this way" (Dark) "If you don''t, then why weren''t you surprised about us receiving a gods blessing?" (Xel) "Erm, she made us for you, it''d be weirder if you didn''t" (Light) *sigh* ''Oh well, it''s finally time to start our adventure!'' (Xex) Chapter 3 - So Lets Go For those who don''t get it, the title of this chapter is a reference to "You don''t mess with the zohan" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I got up and looked outside the store, there was a surprising amount of blood. ''Look at this, how the hell am I still alive?'' (Xel) "Arielle said it was a small gift from her, this room became a safe room as soon as you blacked out" (Light) ''I see, well I need to find a holster for the gun'' (Xel) "It''s fine, just use the bag system" (Dark) ''OH! How could I forget about that, is it possible to leave it to you two to pull out the guns when in battle'' (Xel) "Of course, just let us know when" (Light) "Alright then, so let''s go!" (Xel) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To my surprise there was a group of 3 goblins nearby, as I slowly snuck up behind them I ordered Light to get me the handgun and Boey Knife. Usually I couldn''t hold them so easily, but the stats seem to have enabled me to do so. When I got close enough I pointed the handgun at the back of ones head before stabbing the second one in the back of his head. "Gu GAH!" (Goblin) "Night night" (Xel) Was all I said before pulling the trigger. "You think you''re some kind of badass don''t you? Night Night, pft hahaha" (Dark) "Fuck off, theres still on... OUCH!" (Xel) I looked down to see the last goblin shanked me in the calf. ''What an idiot, should have aimed higher or to the side" (Dark) "Quiet you" (Xel) I pointed the gun at this goblins forehead and fired. "Light, heal me please" (Xel) "With pleasure" (Light) "So, how much exp did we get?" (Xel) "25% for each of us" (Light) "Fuck only 25, i''m too lazy for this shit" (Xel) I got up and continued grumbling while looking around for more prey. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- I''m currently near the fountain. It''s been 20 minutes and I still haven''t found any, wait never mind, here are 3 more. Why groups of 3 though? "It''s probably instinct to them" (Light) ''Ah, well then this time lets try out the hunting rifle'' I usually wouldn''t bother, but Light is able to lead me though how it works, fire, eject, push back in, fire. The only problem is if the stats I have will have helped a bit. I slowly climbed inside, it''s fucking slippery. I knelt down and took aim. God i''m such a pussy right now, not just running up and stabbing them, but I dislike the pain. *breathe in, breathe out* *POW* The bullet flew and hit the goblin in the chest, taking his HP down to 2/10 "Huh, that was better than I though it would be" (Xel) "No need to worry about it, it''ll die on it''s own in a minute or two" (Dark) I fired 2 more times hitting one in the head and grazing the last one. The last goblin looks my way, pulls out a horn, and blows. "Fuck it''s calling for help" (Xel) I got out of the fountain walked closer and shot it in the head but it was too late, a bigger green goblin which I can only surmise was a hobgoblin was already on it''s way with 3 more goblins in tow. Unauthorized reproduction: this story has been taken without approval. Report sightings.
Hobgoblin HP: 30/30
"Shit, we fucked up" (Dark) "How so? This is perfect! We''ll be level 2 and a half when we''re done with this." (Xel) "Yeah, if we live" (Dark) "Oh, don''t worry" was all I said before firing a whole clip into the oncoming enemies Most of the bullets merely grazed them, but it was enough to slow them considerably. I got out of the fountain and reloaded the handgun and pulling out the knife as I slowly walked towards them. "Light, I leave the healing to you, everytime i''m hit, heal me!" (Xel) I roared as I ran towards them. The first thing I did was shank the goblin closest to me. I was blocked once or twice before getting fed up and firing at his forehead. "Damn I suck" (Xel) ''Yeah you do ahaha" (Dark) I gave up on using the knife to kill them and just used it to block their knives. When I finally killed the last goblin the hobgoblin roared and ran towards me this time. I stumbled a bit but pulled out the rifle and aimed for a moment before firing all 7 bullets at him. Most missed as usual but I managed to hit him once in the hand, once in the foot, and grazed him once in the cheek. Upon being shot in the foot, he stumbled as I dropped the rifle running towards him while bringing out the handgun and firing at him. They all fucking missed. I could understand 4 or 5 but all 9 missing what bullshit! "Gahahaha You really do suck, ah... Well just stab him so we can level up." (Dark) "Fine, but i''m going to put points into dex or something eventually." (Xel) Fed up, annoyed, and tired I walked towards the hobgoblin before stepping on his weapon and stabbing him in the head.
You Have Leveled Up
Light Has Leveled Up
Dark Has Leveled Up
"God, i''m too lazy for this shit" (Xel) When I said that I could''ve sworn I heard a girl giggling somewhere. Chapter 4 - The First Minion
You have learned Basic Telepathy
You have learned Basic Mind Magic
You have learned Basic Enchanting
After the battle with the hobgoblin I made my way back to the safe room, and proceeded to lie down. "Ugh, I guess Enchanting is fine, it won''t be of much use for now though" (Xel) "It''s your fault, next time let me know what you want to learn, we''re only as smart as you so if you can''t think of a skill to learn you''ll waste that level up" (Dark) "I see, I''ll keep that in mind, thanks." (Xel) "Still, I can''t wait for level 3, once we can use necromancy I won''t have to do anything strenuous unless it''s a boss or hobgoblin" (Xel) "Why do you think that?" (Dark) "What do you mean, I can turn dead players I find into undead minions and have them farm the monsters for me." (Xel) "Erm" (Dark) "You better not tell me I gain no EXP from their kills" (Xel) "No no no no, of course you do, it''s just half goes to them, and half to you" (Dark) "So? Can they evolve too or something?" (Xel) "Of course, and your idea about turning dead players into minions is quite cost effective, usually you''d have to have a higher mastery of basic necromancy or at least spend more mana to make specialized undead, but since players have classes any of them turned into undead will also have a class specialization" (Dark) "That was rather lengthy, but helpful, thanks." (Xel) "Smart ass, so what are your goals besides being lazy and becoming a true god?" (Dark) "The usual. Have a Harem, build a town. Explore other worlds, I think i''m starting to understand a little of why I got the Inventor class now" (Xel) "Haha, indeed. But most of those are lofty, and require hard work. Aren''t you too lazy to do it?" (Light) "Anything I can''t farm out to the undead and other minions I intend to create can''t be helped. As long as it''s not boring i''ll probably do it, but i''ll still complain" (Xel) "I see. Now that we''re level 2 are all 30 stat points going into Wis?" (Dark) "Of course!" (Xel)
Status Window
Name:XelAlignment:Neutral
Level:2Class:Inventor
Race:HumanGender:M
Titles
N/A
Fame:0Infamy:0
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Health:10 / 10Health Regen:0.3 / Sec
Mana:170 / 170Mana Regen:1.2 / Sec
Stamina:15 / 15Stamina Regen:0.2 / Sec
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Strenght:5Agility:5
Vitality:5
Intelligence:5Wisdom:35
Leadership:0Luck:10
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Attack:20(+15)Defense:10(+5+)
Physical Resistances
Slashing:2Piercing:2
Crushing:3
Elemental Resistances
Fire:10%Water:5%
Wind:7%Earth:5%
Light:10%Darkness:10%
"Mhm, only need one more level for necromancy" (Xel) "Erm, not really. It''s just if you intend to use other spells or have more than 1 undead you''re going to need more mana" (Dark) "Wait, so I can already control 1 undead?" (Xel) "Mhm, but what use is 1 undead vs Not having Healing Magic?" (Dark) "With telepathy I won''t need it!" (Xel) "Eh?" (Light)(Dark) "I can cause the monsters to fight amongst themselves and use the single undead and rifle to finish them off" (Xel) "OH! So thats why you wanted telepathy" (Light) "Yeah. As for what to learn next level.... Light can you learn Elemental skills?" (Xel) "No, but I could learn elemental Manipulation, since it''s a basic skill for humans" (Light) "Perfect that works too, Dark could you learn the basic elemental Magic or at least Telekinesis?" (Xel) "Yes, i''m a dark mage, but you''re unable to learn telekinesis until level 5" (Dark) "Why''s that? Not enough mana?" (Xel) "Yes, but it''s also a skill that has a level requirement. Most if not all do. Thats another downside to this" (Dark) "Thats not too bad, it just means that I won''t run out of skills to get as I move higher in level" (Xel) "Indeed! Thats the way too look at it, be more like him Dark" (Light) "Shut Up Light" (Dark) "Next stop, finding a dead body in pile of dead bodies!" (Xel) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "If I want to find dead bodies, I should probably follow the smell." (Xel) ''Note to self: Find tons of smell good spray'' (Dark) ''Indeed, for once I agree with you'' (Light) As I walked around sniffing like a bloodhound, I ran into a few more goblins, but they were easily dispatched. "Is it me or do they seem a bit easier to kill than before?" (Xel) "It''s not you, after using the guns and knives I forgot to show you we got a few skills" (Light) "Wait! You''re responsible for the pop ups?" (Xel) "Nope, Dark is, but he''s as lazy as you and leaves it all to me" (Light) "I see, then keep up the good work?" (Xel) "Hey hey! What about me?" (Dark) "Do your job!" (Light) (Xel) "Urg" (Dark)
You have learned Handgun Proficiency Lv 1
You have learned Rifle Proficiency Lv 1
You have learned Knife Proficiency Lv 1
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Skill Name:Skill Level:
Handgun Proficiency1Precision when using a Handgun increases by 20% Additionall Increases of +5% per Skill Level
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Skill Name:Skill Level:
Rifle Proficiency1Precision when using a Rifle increases by 20% Additionall Increases of +5% per Skill Level
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Skill Name:Skill Level:
Knife Proficiency1All knife damage increases by 15%. Higher levels of skill proficiency cause more damage over time from bleeding
"Huh, do those seem a bit broken to you?" (Xel) "It probably would be if there were intermediate and advance levels, but there are currently only Lv 1-Lv 10" (Dark) Royal Road is the home of this novel. Visit there to read the original and support the author. "I see, no wonder this seems easier, can''t everyone just get this proficiency" (Xel) "Of course, but even with those increases, because there are only 10 Levels, they''re instead much harder to raise than usual" (Light) "Oh, so the initial increases are to keep us alive long enough to raise them by the measly 5% each time" (Xel) "Hahaha exactly, it''s pretty fucking hilarious isn''t it?" (Dark) With a sigh, I continued moving towards the worst smelling area, but before that point I found the dead body of a pretty boy holding a stick. "Think he has a class?" (Xel) "Who knows, reanimate his ass and see?" (Dark) "Ugh, so wasteful, but alright"(Xel) "Turn Undead!" (Xel) Turn undead was the skill Dark came with. Light came with Heal and Dark came with Turn Undead [tr]
Skill Name:Skill Level:
Heal1Heal an ally or yourself by 30% of their total HP. Costs 10 mana per cast.
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Skill Name:Skill Level:
Turn Undead1Turn a dead body into an undead servant. Mana cost depends on level and type of dead body. *Undead created by this skill are yours to command until released, can be summoned and unsummoned at will.* Defeated undead cannot be called for 24 hours. Mana used to revive the dead will not restore until undead is dismissed or unsummoned.
"Shit, I see what you meant when you said ''Would you rather have 1 undead vs Not having Heal'' " (Xel) "Yeah, it took all 80 mana to revive a low level smart undead, imagine trying to control a low level army" (Dark) "Aren''t there any ways around the mana cost?" (Xel) "Of course, raising the proficiency cuts the mana cost by 90% at level 10. You could also evolve a undead mage into a Lich and and have him summon the undead for you" (Dark) "I see, thats good to know, but the EXP will be divided further at that point, which sucks" (Xel) "Well, when you get to that high of a level, EXP is already low, so it''s not much of a difference" (Light) "Oh look! He''s started changing!" (Dark) I turned back to the body in time to see the skin, eyeballs, blood and muscle all disappear. What was left was a moving set of bones, a skeleton. "Hello my first minion! Have a name?" (Xel) No response.... "You said he was intelligent" (Xel) "Er, I think he wants you to give him a name" (Light) "Oh! Thank god I didn''t say that out loud" (Xel) "From now on you''ll become a Death Knight. Your name will be Hades" (Xel) "Pft Ahahahah! Real fucking original ahahaa!" (Dark) "Shut up Dark" (Xel) I looked back to Hades. After receiving a name, Hades bowed respectfully before standing there silently. "Erm, what do I do with him now?" (Xel) "You can just issue orders to him telepathically" (Light) "Alright then, lets check his stats!" (Xel) [tr][tr][tr]
Status Window
Name:HadesAlignment:Evil
Level:1Class:Warrior
Race:Skeleton SoldierGender:Male
Titles
N/A
Fame:N/AInfamy:N/A
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Health:30 / 30Mana:10 / 10Stamina:N/A-
Strenght:10Agility:5
Vitality:10
Intelligence:3Wisdom:3
Leadership:N/ALuck:0
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Attack:10Defense:10
Physical Resistances
Slashing:25Piercing:25
Crushing:0
Elemental Resistances
Fire:0%Water:0%
Wind:0%Earth:10%
Light:-50%Darkness:50%
"He did have a class! And it''s warrior to boot, perfect!" (Xel) "Though, whats up with the missing Regen rates, and N/A on stamina and Resitances?" (Xel) "Skeletons are undead, they do not get tired, so no need for stamina. As for regen rates, if you unsummon and resummon him he''ll be fully healed, though there is a cool down, and since you can only summon summon him will all 80 MP I suppose that is a bit of a draw back." (Dark) "Quit teasing him, if you feed Hades a defeated enemy, it will restore his HP" (Light) "Really? Thats pretty useful, alright then, lets find some enemies and test if my tactics work." "Aren''t you just excited to level up after 6 more goblins?" (Dark) "That too" (Xel) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Instead of continuing the way i''ve been exploring, I headed back to the safe room and went the opposite way this time. As I was walking I came across the electonics store and decided to take a look inside. To my surprise the fucking goblins and a Hobgoblin were playing Call Of Duty Black Ops 3. "Never before have I felt such rage and jealousy than I do right now" (Xel) "What, why? I think it''s funny how they''re playing video games" (Dark) "No no no, thats exactly the problem, they''re playing videos games, and I''M NOT!" (Xel) "PFt aahahaha" (Dark) Ignoring dark I began trying to listen to what the goblins were thinking. Thank god telepathy speaks in a language common to the listener. [tr]
Skill Name:Skill Level:
Telepathy1Grants the ability to listen to others and speak using the mind. *Be careful when using against psychic beings*
"I wonder what the warning is about..." (Xel) *Guh Gah* ''Bitch you suck at this'' - Hobgoblin *Gah Gah* ''Sir, your mother is a whore'' - Goblin 1 *Gah Gah Gah* ''Haha noobs, I fucked both your mothers'' - Goblin 2 *Gah Guh Gah Gah* ''You know we were all born from the same mother yesterday right?'' - Smart Goblin 3 *................* ''Fuck off!'' -Hobgoblin, Goblin 1 and Goblin 2 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- They''ve been playing Call of Duty for a day and they''re already calling each others moms a whore... Incredible. "Well this makes it easy to try out my tactics" (Xel) "Pft ahaha" (Dark) Ignoring dark who is still laughing I send a mental message to the stupider Hobgoblin and the 2 goblins. "The Goblins hate that we''re so good, and wish to destroy the game" "The boss hates us and wishes to kill us to keep the game all to himself" Sending these messages to the dumb creates I pull out the rifle and instruct Hades to get ready. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It took mere moments for crashes and screeches to be heard. The goblins and the hobgoblin had begun fighting. I hand hades the Boey Knife. "Go kill them" (Xel) When I said those words Hades ran inside and slashed towards the only smart goblin impaling and killing him. The other 3 we''re too busy to even notice him do so. The goblins faught valiantly stabbing at the hobgoblins legs but the Hobgoblin was just too much, and he broke their neck with relative ease. Severely wounded, he walked back to the game completely missing the dead 3rd goblin and Hades. "Thank god I can finally start being so lazy if this is how it is" (Xel) "Now now, don''t be too hard on him" (Light) I pulled out the handgun, walked up behind the hobgoblin and fired.
You have Leveled Up
Light has Leveled Up
Dark has Leveled Up
Hades has Leveled Up
Notice As I said in the first chapter, there will be constant revisions based on how the story progresses. It would seem I made things harder on myself by making the character a little less broken EXP wise so that will change. I should also mention that sometimes things just won''t make too much since and will be there for comedic effect like the goblins playing COD. Revisions to be made: 1. EXP workings. ( I will give up on making it fair, if goblins give 25 exp all 3 will get 25 exp. Undead will still get the cut amount) Completed - Arielle''s Blessing 2. Stat points changes. (Only getting 80 Mana with 40 WIS was a fuck up on my part) Completed - 1 Wis = + 5 Mana 3. I will probably combine some chapters for the sake of making them longer, and cutting down on the amount of chapters themselves. Completed 4. Make revisions based on revisons. (Necromany will cost a bit more so that he still couldn''t use it until level 2 at least, Exp given by goblins will be lessened) 5. General clean up, make it tidier and more fluid story wise. ------------------------------------------------------ Things to come: 1. The first members of his harem / the four elite guards. (Candi, Mandi, Brandi, Sandi) A.K.A (Blonde, Raven, Brunette, Redhead) 2. Church fanatics somehow find out Xel is a necromancer and attack. This content has been misappropriated from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere.(A bit further since he clears the mall and owns it by then, need a better reason than Crazy Church people, probably another gods chosen will instruct them... Yeah sounds good.) 3. Bandits attack (Female Bandit Leader, medieval types that use swords) (Should probably make them non human I.E. Catkin or Dogkin) 4. Xel neotares the heroes waifu (How is a secret, but related to the girls, Bandit Leader, and a Nun from the church) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Those are just a few of the things already planned out, having said that, making them flow together is another problem. Expected to be at least 30 chapters in by the time all 4 have come about. (Number may change due to revisions) Another thing to note is I suck at expressing the fight scenes in vivid detail. I will probably have trouble with sex scenes in the future as well. Would it help if I make it much more detail oriented instead of straight and to the point? For the next few chapters Xel will mainly increase his power, learn one of the more useful skills he will get, and obtain his second minion. Though the minion may come first depending on necessity. After that is the girls, dungeon clearing, and so forth. Look forward to it! Finally, what are some things you''d like to see? The chapters will probably get longer starting now since if I keep them as they are I will have 25 chapters by the time he clears the dungeon, and thats just no fun for anyone. Chapter 5 - The Second Minion Revisions are still ongoing, but at the moment i''m too lazy to fix everything so pretend that things have changed for now. Okay? Thanks. Note: Clearing A Dungeon 1 will be next, followed by Chapter 7 - The Harem Begins and then Chapter 8 Clearing a Dungeon Part 2. May be out today, but don''t bet on it. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You have learned Basic Elemental Manipulation
You have learned Basic Black Magics
New spells available in the following categories: Fire, Water, Wind, Earth
You have learned Basic Alchemy
Elated at seeing these screens I immediately become interested in Basic Black Magic. "Show more Basic Black Magic" [tr]
Skill Name:Skill Level:
Basic Black Magics1Grants you the ability to weild basic spells from the main elemental categories. *See Spells For More*
"Show Spells" (Xel) [tr]
Spells Fire Ball Water Blade Wind Cutter Earth Spike Weak Mind Control Mind Copy *Hidden By Dark* Secret For Later
"Wait I have mind control magic, why the fuck am I using telepathy? And what do you mean by Hidden By Dark?" (Xel) "fufufu it''s hidden because I don''t have the skills yet, won''t have it until level 5." (Dark) "There''s a skill you want?" (Xel) "Yep, it''ll be helpful in your future Harem, plus all evildoers must have it" (Dark) "What is mind copy?" (Xel) "Copy parts of yourself or someone else onto a blank slate" (Dark) "Like if someone had was tortured and broken I could copy parts and make clones?" (Xel) "More or less" (Dark) "Awesome!" (Xel) "How do I use elemental Manipulation?" (Xel) "Use one of your spells, and then try to send mana through it, how it works exactly is probably up to you.'' (Light) "Alright, thanks. Water Blade!" (Xel) When I said that a blade made of water appeared, I could feel it trying to move forward, but I held it in place. "Run mana through it, fuck I need to practice mana usage before I even try that" (Xel) Saying that I sat down and tried to feel for something off in my body. Even though i''ve always felt off, I felt something warm that made me a bit sick. It felt like I could touch it, and move it, but I didn''t really like the feel of it. Even so, I moved a bit of it through my body and into my eyes and hands.
You have learned Mana Manipulation
You have learned Magic Clad
You have learned Identify
"Well, shit. That was easy." (Xel) "Erm, you got lucky. If you made a single misstep the mana you were pulling could have been lost, and you would have taken damage. With your MP amount vs HP amount you would''ve killed yourself" (Light) "And you didn''t think to warn me? If I die, you die too" (Xel) "Erm, we had faith in you?" (Light) "He means we forgot, and felt guilty, so we tried to shift the blame" (Dark) "D, Dark, don''t tell him that!" (Light) *Sigh* "You know what, I don''t care, but you''re right, my HP is really too low. Let''s put 10 stat points in Vitality, 5 in Wis, 5 in strength, 5 in agility, and 5 in intelligence." (Xel) "Why put any points in strength and agility?" (Dark) "I want to see if my body changes at all" (Xel) "You mean you want a six pack?" (Dark) "Yup" (Xel) "Mhm alright then. Want to see your new stats now?" (Light) "Yes, please" (Xel)
Status Window
Name:XelAlignment:Neutral
Level:3Class:Inventor
Race:HumanGender:M
Titles
N/A
Fame:0Infamy:0
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Health:60 / 60Health Regen:0.6 / Sec
Mana:195 / 195Mana Regen:1.9 / Sec
Stamina:40 / 40Stamina Regen:0.4 / Sec
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Strenght:10Agility:10
Vitality:15
Intelligence:10Wisdom:40
Leadership:0Luck:10
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Attack:45(+15)Defense:25(+5)
Physical Resistances
Slashing:2Piercing:2
Crushing:3
Elemental Resistances
Fire:10%Water:5%
Wind:7%Earth:5%
Light:10%Darkness:10%
"Mhm, pretty good for level 3. Though getting 5 mana and 5 HP per stat point is pretty crazy." (Xel) "Not really, high level spells cost 2000 mana." (Light) "Fuck, thats difficult" (Xel) "Indeed, what do we do about Hades points?" (Light) "Put 5 in strength and 5 in agility" (Xel) "Done, want to see his stats?" (Light) "No, it''s fine" (Xel) "What to do now though... I don''t want to start clearing this dungeon until at least level 5, but since i''m technically level 9, it should be fine right?" (Xel) "Mhm, your half assed tactics should work much better now that you can actually mind control instead of planting ideas with telepathy" (Dark) You might be reading a stolen copy. Visit Royal Road for the authentic version. "Yeah, then do you know anything about this dungeon?" (Xel) "Yeah, it;s devided into 3 territories. We''re currently on the west side. It is populated by goblins, hobgoblins, and the boss is a low level ogre." (Light) "And you didn''t think to tell me this sooner?" (Xel) "You never asked" (Dark) "Do I really have to? Nevermind... Continue" (Xel) "The center is under the control of Bugs. Just using fire manupulation should take care of that whole area." (Dark) "Finally the East. It is under the control of Orcs, and the boss is a medium leveled Minotaur" (Dark) "Seriously, a minotaur? and what is medium leveled?" (Xel) "Seriously, and medium leveled is level 15" (Dark) "Fuuuuuck, thats going to be difficult, but I already have a plan for it, sprinklers + Lightning" (Xel) "Huh, nevermind then it''s all good, where do we go from here?" (Dark) "Since the goblin patrols are so far away from each other the way we started, their base must be the way we found Hades" (Light) "....." (Dark & Xel) "What? Am I not allowed to be intelligent?" (Light) "It''s not that, but did 5 INT really make us smarter?" (Xel) "Well, whatever, I agree with your hypothesis though, so should we look for a dead mage first or just go on a killing spree?" (Xel) "Since you got the Identify skill, you should be able to see what if they had a class or not now" (Light) "Really? Alright then, a second minion it is!" (Xel) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As walked past a myriad of corpses I began to wonder why I wasn''t so upset about or sick seeing all this death. "Was I always this out of touch?" (Xel) "I don''t think it has anything to do with that, I mean any sickness you would feel is probably supressed because of us. As for the reason you''re not upset, I have no idea." (Light) " I never really cared much about people I didn''t know, just remembering how the world was run, how hypocritical and boring it was, how death this like was common in parts of the world, makes me feel anger not sadness" (Xel) "It''s also probably because If I actually cared I could come back and revive them with some mass revival bullshit in the future when i''m stronger" (Xel) "Ah, also none of the deceased are pretty women or children... Ah thats why" (Xel) "It''s the power of ERO that is keeping us sane'' (Dark) "After hearing you say that, I''m actually starting to question our sanity..." (Light) "Yeah yeah, Fuck! A pretty dead girl" (Xel) Feeling a bit annoyed and jinxed I walked over to the woman lying on the ground. "Identify" (Xel) [tr]
Mage''s CorpseThe Corpse of a newly born Mage. *Dead For: 20 Hours 10 Minutes*
"Well, it''s what we''re looking for, but it''s a fucking shame she''s dead" (Xel) "Huh, you seem perturbed by her death, guess you were right." (Dark) "Fuck off... Turn Undead!" (Xel) Instead of what happened with Hades, the young womans body began to heal, but her skin turned pale and her black hair gained white streaks.
Congratulations! You have made a rare undead creation!
"Check status now!" (Xel) [tr][tr][tr]
Status Window
Name:???Alignment:Evil
Level:1Class:Mage
Race:SpecterGender:Female
Titles
N/A
Fame:N/AInfamy:N/A
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Health:30 / 30Mana:30 / 30Stamina:N/A-
Strenght:2Agility:5
Vitality:3
Intelligence:10Wisdom:10
Leadership:N/ALuck:0
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Attack:10Defense:10
Physical Resistances
Slashing:50Piercing:50
Crushing:50
Elemental Resistances
Fire:-10%Water:-10%
Wind:-10%Earth:-10%
Light:-50%Darkness:20%
"The fuck is a Specter?" (Xel) "Holy shit! You hit the jackpot!" (Dark) "How so? Her physical resistances are off the charts, but any magic would end her." (Xel) "You don''t get it! This goes perfectly with your tactics of being a pussy.... I mean staying hidden and fucking with the enemy" (Dark) "Watch it asshole, and how so?" (Xel) "She''s a fucking ghost mage. She is nearly complete resistant to blades and can cast magic, but thats not the best part. The best part is this!" (Dark) [tr]
Skill Name:Skill Level:
Low Level Possession1Control the opponents movements as if they were you. *Must make physical contact to possess* Notice: Attempting to possess stronger opponents can cause a backlash killing you. Possession duration depends on creature possessed
"Holy shit! You''re right, that works perfectly with my tactics, on top of such a skills, she''s a mage, so the options are expanded even further!" (Xel) "Seems you finally get it. With this, you should have little to no problem clearing this section of the dungeon." (Dark) "Yeah! But before we start, what should we learn next level?" (Xel) "Erm, it''s up to you, but I recommend Light learn the thunder spell, for some stupid reason it isn''t counted among the basics." (Dark) "Yeah, I wondered why it wasn''t there, what about you? What skills should you get?" (Xel) "For me, I suggest astral projection. Not only is it useful for scouting, we can use it for peeping." (Dark) "Peeping... We''re going to have a harem, but thats also not a bad idea. Go for it, but shouldn''t it be a high level skill?" (Xel) "Nope, it''s a low level one. You can only explore around you, and you can''t attack" (Dark) "Oh! So the high leveled one lets you attack in spirit form, I get it now" (Xel) "Anything else before we begin the cleansing?" (Dark) "Nope, so let''s go!" (Dark & Light) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ugh I''m so used to writing the 3 short chapters that I wasn''t prepared for this. Oh well... I originally was just going to have the second minion be a mage, but had a sudden inspiration while writing, knew this was good for something other than keeping important details. Xel''s favorite strategy is slowly becoming more solid. Thats all. Why are you still here? Go watch Deadpool on Movie4k or something. Chapter 6 - Clearing A Dungeon Part 1 "I don''t think it needed to be said, be specter''s are able to move through walls." (Dark) "No, yeah I know" ''I didn''t'' (Xel) "Pft hahaha" (Dark) Moving on, I still need to name her. ''Wouldn''t it be funny to name her Carrie?'' When I thought that I could''ve sworn I saw her throw a fireball my way.... So not Carrie. "How about Grudge, wait was the grudge male or female?" (Xel) A second fireball flew my way, this time grazing me, requiring a heal from Light. "I get it, I get it. Hmm, Esmerelda is too flashy, Bob is too common... How about Vanessa?" (Xel) She looked at me for a moment, then bowed. "Alright, now that that''s out of the way, lets hunt" (Xel) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lights guess was surprisingly accurate, after stealthily walking for a mere 5 minutes we came upon a goblin patrol. "Alright, i''ll use mind magic to test it''s effectiveness" "Weak Mind Control!" (Xel) After a moment the goblin patrol had stopped moving completely as if awaiting my orders. "Hmm, I won''t get much EXP from 3 goblins, maybe I should use them as a fighting force?" (Xel) "Dark, how many goblins can I control at a time?" (Xel) "As many as you can find, although when the magic wears off, you''ll have to deal with that many more" (Dark) "Perfect! If we run into any Hobgoblins, if mind magic doesn''t work we can have vanessa use possession, and if that doesn''t work, we can just kill them." (Xel) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We moved on, collecting 15 more goblins along the way. Sadly since Hobgoblins are smarter, they take more mana to cast a mind control spell. In short, it was more mana than they were worth. Vanessa also couldn''t possess them because she was level 1 while they were level 2. In summation? I had Vanessa kill them with magic. Thanks to killing 2 hobgoblins and their mind controlled patrol with fireballs, she grew to level 2. "Put 5 points in INT and 5 in WIS" (Xel) "Done, I think there''s only one or two more patrols, once we get them, we should be able to easily kill the ogre, since we''ll grow to level 4." (Dark) "Agreed, lets get to it." (Xel) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The last 2 patrols were surprising together having what I can only describe as a fiesta. They we''re wearing sombrero''s, eating Nacho''s and Salsa Tortilla''s, the only things missing were pretty women, and mustaches. "I... I can''t even" (Xel) "Gahahahahahaha fucking mexican goblins, no no! It''s too much AHAHAHAHA" (Dark) "I mean, just..." (Xel) At this point I couldn''t even form a coherent sentence. I mean why the fuck are they wearing sombrero''s, sure it add like +2 to vitality, but there is no reason for the Nacho''s and Tortillas. "I can only pray to god that the fiesta was already here, and the goblins merely took it over when then world changed" (Xel) "Just... Kill them all" (Xel) Vanessa fired off multiple fireballs, and powered them up with wind cutters. "How didn''t we think of that! powering up an explosion with a blast of wind!" (Xel) "Again, we''re only as smart as you" (Light) "But I knew about the science involved with... You know what nevermind, this is a perfect chance to try out Elemental Manipulation" (Xel) Since the goblins and hobgoblins were fighting against Vanessa, Hades, and my Goblins I began to practice. "Wind Cutter!" (Xel) A blade of wind appeared, I packed a bit of mana into it, and it grew a bit. I could also feel I could move it by will, though the farther I moved it, the less power it would have. I packed more mana into the invisible attack while I moved it towards the troublesome hobgoblins. I imagined the blade moving in a line, cutting of their legs. *Guh GAH GAH* I heard a loud screech and look up to see their legs chopped off like I imagined. "Perfect, absolutely perfect! I have a fucking invisible blade attack that can be used from long range!" (Xel) "Another pussy skill!" (Dark) "I plan to evolve Light into a Light Warrior class, so I won''t have to be only skilled at long range, now shut up" (Xel) "Whatever, am I going to be the mage then?" (Dark) "Yeah, of course." (Xel) "Mhm, thats fine then, Light magic is more suited to Paladins, while dark is for mages" (Dark) "You two! Pay a bit more attention, the battle has been over for a minute already!" (Light) I looked up to see my troops in front of me awaiting instructions. "You forgot to show the Level UP screen so it''s your fault too!" (Xel) "Sigh, yeah yeah. Here you go." (Light)
You Have Leveled Up
Light Has Leveled Up
Dark Has Leveled Up
Hades Has Leveled Up
Vanessa Has Leveled Up
You have learned Thunder Magics
You have learned Weak Astral Projection
You have learned Basic Warding
"At this point, i''ll probably leave the skills from Inventor up to you Dark" (Xel) "You know you don''t have to learn Inventor skills, you can learn skills any Human can, like your magic clad or identify" (Dark) "And you''re only telling me this now? Ugh, nevermind, I expect as much from myself..." (Xel) "Ouch, that hurt more than it should have hahaha!" (Dark) "Next level I want Light to learn Telekinesis since it''s a magic skill, you can learn the one you wanted, and i''ll learn Herculean Strength" (Xel) "Pft ahahaha, sorry you''re too low level for that, you can get Warriors strength though" (Dark) "Wait, there are different level of strength boost not dependant on stats?" (Xel) "Surprisingly, yeah. It goes Warrior>King>Herculean>Dragon>God" (Dark) "Then go for it, please. Also can I get rare human skills like EXP x2?" (Xel) "Huh, yeah. But they''re pretty high leveled. You can only start to get them after your first evolution" (Dark) "I see, alright then. Lets test out Astral Projection." "Astral Projection!" (Xel) When I said those words, I suddenly felt weightless, feeling lazy I decided to fly around to find the ogre instead of walk I went near JC Pennies, and found a few hobgoblins guarding it, I flew inside and what I found pissed me off. There were 4 MILFs, or ex MILFs, I wouldn''t want to fuck them at this point... The 4 MILFs were all beauties, but their bodies seem to have been used to make goblins, their eyes devoid of light. "Fuck, to ruin beauties like this... I''m going to murder these bastards..." (Xel) "Kakaka see, hurt beauties piss you off!" (Dark) I just ignored him, moving back to my body. "Wait wait wait! I have an idea for those ladies!" (Dark) "I know, Mind Copy, but I still couldn''t do them after seeing that scene" (Xel) "I know, I know, but surprisingly, the new skill I wanted will help with that!" (Dark) "I don''t see how, but i''ll trust you on this" (Xel) Before battle though, I distributed the stats.
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Name:XelAlignment:Neutral
Level:4Class:Inventor
Race:HumanGender:Male
Titles
N/A
Fame:0Infamy:0
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Health:60 / 60Health Regen:0.6 / Sec
Mana:195 / 195Mana Regen:1.9 / Sec
Stamina:40 / 40Stamina Regen:0.4 / Sec
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Strenght:20Agility:20
Vitality:15
Intelligence:20Wisdom:40
Leadership:0Luck:10
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Attack:70(+15)Defense:25(+5)
Physical Resistances
Slashing:2Piercing:2
Crushing:3
Elemental Resistances
Fire:10%Water:5%
Wind:7%Earth:5%
Light:10%Darkness:10%
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Name:HadesAlignment:Evil
Level:3Class:Warrior
Race:Skeleton SoldierGender:Male
Titles
N/A
Fame:N/AInfamy:N/A
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Health:30 / 30Mana:10 / 10Stamina:N/A-
Strenght:25Agility:10
Vitality:10
Intelligence:3Wisdom:3
Leadership:N/ALuck:0
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Attack:40(+15)Defense:10
Physical Resistances
Slashing:25Piercing:25
Crushing:0
Elemental Resistances
Fire:0%Water:0%
Wind:0%Earth:10%
Light:-50%Darkness:50%
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Name:VanessaAlignment:Evil
Level:3Class:Mage
Race:SpecterGender:Female
Titles
N/A
Fame:N/AInfamy:N/A
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Health:30 / 30Mana:65 / 65Stamina:N/A-
Strenght:2Agility:5
Vitality:3
Intelligence:20Wisdom:20
Leadership:N/ALuck:0
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Attack:10Defense:10
Physical Resistances
Slashing:50Piercing:50
Crushing:50
Elemental Resistances
Fire:-10%Water:-10%
Wind:-10%Earth:-10%
Light:-50%Darkness:20%
I put 10 in STR 10 in AGI and 10 in INT, i''m now more of a rounded character, I have confidence in soloing Hobgoblins with relative ease. For Hades I put all 10 in STR, I saw the Ogre holding a weapon, I plant to give it to Hades once I murder him. I once again put 5 in INT and 5 in WIS for Vanessa, she seems to be able to control the amount of mana in a fireball, I think it''s because of INT, but we''ll see. Now then, let''s go kill those beauty harming bastards! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The ogre was almost twice my size standing at 12 feet tall. He was carrying a steel axe that he shouldn''t fucking have. We have just reached in front of him after killing the hobgoblins outside, surprising it was easy, I could literally send them flying a bit with 20 STR, it was really cool. Sadly i''m still as out of shape as I was before all this, but I never felt tired. "Sigh, i''ll think about that later after this" (Xel) The Ogre, upon seeing us roared, startling all the goblins and sending them fleeing. "Fucking useless" (Xel) The Ogre started running towards me "Master, watch out for that Axe!" (???) When I heard that cute voice I looked around startled, the MILFs still had hollow eyes, so who the fuck said that? As I was about to be hit, hades tackled me, saving us both from any damage. "Fucking axe! THUNDER!" (Xel) The thunder hit the axe, shocking and burning the ogre. The Axe dropped to the ground and the Ogre roared in pain. "Kill him" (Xel) Upon my order Hades began slashing at it''s throat and spine moving around it in a circle at quick speed while Vanessa hit the places he wasn''t with Wind Blades and Earth Spears. Within moments the roaring stopped, and the Ogre fell down, dead.
You Have Leveled Up
Light Has Leveled Up
Dark Has Leveled Up
Hades Has Leveled Up
Vanessa Has Leveled Up
You have learned Warriors Strength
You have learned ???? (Hidden By Request)
You have learned Telekinesis
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--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Next Chapter: Small Info Dump The Beginning Of A Harem, Xel''s Most Trusted Guard Squad Foreshadowing Of Another Gods Chosen, The So Called HERO. About The Delay, And Information About The Future. Sorry about the nearly 2 week delay in chapters. I usually only think of the story''s progression as i''m going to sleep. For some reason world building helps me fall asleep. That, and when I have to walk somewhere... Anyways, thats one reason for the delays, the second is about story structure more or less. I already have a plan for the MILF''s and how they''ll join the harem. (Hint: Would you fuck someone who had goblin babies, and are now mentally broken? No! But their minds are still usefull, as is Dark''s hidden skill.) I have a plan for the rest of the dungeon as well. What I need to figure out is how to best incorporate the gods plans development, and how to introduce the Sadistic Hero and his Sadistic Waifu (Already have a plan for that. Either a small chapter, or just a POV for them) If you spot this tale on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. Having said that, I have no plans for anything after Xel vs the Hero, and even that battle is still sketchy. Need to work on that... The 3rd and final reason is pure lazyness. I''ll probably write out a chapter soon. Thanks for your patience. (Though I doubt anyone truly cares enough and are just using this as a relief while waiting for a new Re:Hamster to come out... Though I am too) ~McLovin Chapter 7 - The Harem Begins... ish "Fuck! That was a lot more difficult than it should have been. Thanks for the save Hades" (Xel) Hades merely bowed in response. Ignoring the slew of blue pop ups I look around for where that voice from earlier came from. "Astral Projection!" (Xel) I may have forgotten to mention this, but astral projection is able to change perception, from Thermal, Atral, Normal, and night vision. The first and last seem similar to me, but whatever. I begin using the different visions to search around for where the voice came from. Thermal detects heat signatures, since the only ones are me and the MILF''s, they''re either undead or cold blooded. Normal is just as it implies, normal looking around, nothing. Night vision is a more pitiful version of Thermal. Astral, however is quite interesting. It can see any being with mana, making almost if not all thief hiding techniques useless, as long as i''m using it. Still, noone was around, so that leaves only 1 person. Vanessa. Why she hasn''t spoken up before is beyond me, but if she doesn''t want to, I won''t make her. I''m already sick of the voices in my head, "We heard that!" (Dark & Light) I leave astral projection and walk over to the axe. It''s double sided like the Axe of Whiterun from Skyrim. ''If I give this to Hades, will it just fall to the ground when I unsummon him, or will it travel with him?'' (Xel) "It should travel with" (Dark) "I see, thanks." (Xel) "Hades, this is yours for now, use it." (Xel) Hades looked at me a moment before taking the axe and bowing. Might as well get the stats out of the way.
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Name:XelAlignment:Neutral
Level:5Class:Inventor
Race:HumanGender:Male
Titles
N/A
Fame:0Infamy:0
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Health:110 / 110Health Regen:1.1 / Sec
Mana:245 / 245Mana Regen:2.4 / Sec
Stamina:80 / 80Stamina Regen:0.4 / Sec
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Strenght:20Agility:20
Vitality:25
Intelligence:30Wisdom:50
Leadership:0Luck:10
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Attack:70(+15)Defense:25(+5)
Physical Resistances
Slashing:2Piercing:2
Crushing:3
Elemental Resistances
Fire:10%Water:5%
Wind:7%Earth:5%
Light:10%Darkness:10%
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Name:HadesAlignment:Evil
Level:4Class:Warrior
Race:Skeleton SoldierGender:Male
Titles
N/A
Fame:N/AInfamy:N/A
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Health:30 / 30Mana:10 / 10Stamina:N/A-
Strenght:30Agility:15
Vitality:10
Intelligence:3Wisdom:3
Leadership:N/ALuck:0
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Attack:120(+40)Defense:10
Physical Resistances
Slashing:25Piercing:25
Crushing:0
Elemental Resistances
Fire:0%Water:0%
Wind:0%Earth:10%
Light:-50%Darkness:50%
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Name:VanessaAlignment:Evil
Level:4Class:Mage
Race:SpecterGender:Female
Titles
N/A
Fame:N/AInfamy:N/A
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Health:45 / 45Mana:95 / 95Stamina:N/A-
Strenght:2Agility:5
Vitality:5
Intelligence:23Wisdom:25
Leadership:N/ALuck:0
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Attack:10Defense:10
Physical Resistances
Slashing:50Piercing:50
Crushing:50
Elemental Resistances
Fire:-10%Water:-10%
Wind:-10%Earth:-10%
Light:-50%Darkness:20%
Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. I raised my WIS by 10, Vitality by 10, and INT by 10. It''s decent I guess. I raised Hades strength by 5 and AGI by 5. The axe definitely raised his attack quite a bit. I raised Vanessa''s INT by 3, Vitality by 2, and WIS by 5 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- "So should we test out Telekinesis first, or deal with the MILFs?" (Xel) "Let''s get Telekinesis out of the way" (Dark) "Alright then, tell me about it." (Xel) "There were two types, one was a spell, and one was a ability. Do you know the difference?" (Dark) "Erm, one costs mana one doesn''t?" (Xel) "Hahaha! Surprisingly accurate, though most abilities use stamina, don''t forget that!" (Dark) "So, which did I get?" (Xel) "The ability version" (Dark) "Why that one?" (Xel) "Well, you''ve probably noticed it but the world has changed, certain rules may and may not apply now. For instance your Warriors Strength, you now have strength comparable to a person with a 100 strength stat, but you won''t do nearly that much damage, get it?" (Dark) "I think so, I have 100 strength, I can pick up heavy things, but the actually damage i''ll do with punches is still only comparable to someone with 20 STR stat?" (Xel) "Exactly, it''s a drawback in this case, but not in the case of Telekinesis." (Dark) "For example, since it isn''t a spell, it works by your will alone, and will only drain stamina when you overexert yourself. Higher levels of it can lift heavier things much more easily." (Dark) "Thats AWESOME! If I were to just take out a rifle bullet from the ammo pouch, spin it in midair with Telekinesis and then maneuver it how I want, couldn''t I be invincible?" (Xel) "Well, probably. But you''re not taking into account that a bullet is completely ineffective against Dragon''s scales, and the time needed to spin it fast enough to rip through people easily will get you killed." (Dark) "Shh shh shh, stop raining on my parade, it''s fine how it is..." (Xel) "Whatever" (Dark) "So you said you had a plan for the MILF''s?" (Xel) "Indeed I do, though we''ll need to find other hot women for it to work" (Dark) "Huh, is that so? Alive or dead... It''s sad that I have to ask a thing like that these days?" (Xel) "Alive, though even after the mind copy, I suggest you not level them up, because I don''t know what''ll happen to their levels when I use the skill" (Dark) "Well, I don''t think it will really matter, i''ve tried raising my STR stat as a test to see if my body would change or not. Since it hasn''t in the slightest I can only assume that the power rests in my soul, and it''s effecting the world around me" (Xel) "......" (Dark) "What, i''ve read alot of things, why do you think demons want souls? It''s because of the power they hold" (Xel) "No no, not that. Me and dark just received a message from Arielle for you." (Light) "Oh? Tell me what it says" (Xel) "Oops, it seems you''ve uncovered something you shouldn''t have, though if one thinks about it the way you did, it''s probably easy to figure out. Though I doubt I have to say it to my chosen, don''t spread that information about souls around, or you''ll attract trouble fufufu ;)" *sigh* I should have seen this coming... OH well i''m a loner, and she knows that. Though I should thank her for the warning next time we talk. "So can I level them up?" (Xel) "Er, yeah. It should be no problem now" (Dark) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Alright then, how do we begin?" (Xel) *Sigh* "Just leave everything to me" (Dark) "I''m not sure thats a good idea, but alright" (Xel) "Hey hey hey! Whats with that attitude? If you can''t trust yourself who can you trust? Besides I wouldn''t make a woman out of our tastes... That''ll backfire" (Dark) "Alright, alright, sorry. So what do you plan to do?" (Xel) "Mind copy merely copies things from one mind to another, it''s mostly used to share information or send spies back to another place. Since their minds are already gone, i''m going to wipe what little is keeping them alive, basic body memory. Then, what i''m going to do is copy the basic information first. How to talk, breathe, move, and other such things" (Dark) "Sounds tiresome, what next?" (Xel) "Fuck you, i''m doing all the work... Next we copy a basic personality. Tsundere, Yandere, goddess like kindness, Strict but horny. And finally make them completely loyal to you in their hearts and minds." (Dark) "I see, I like all those except Tsundere, they sorta piss me off" (Xel) "No tsundere then. But you''ll have to find a girl like that some day, no harem is complete without a Tsundere" (Dark) "Tch, fine. What happens next?" (Xel) "They should get a sense of self, get a name, and choose a class." (Dark) "Can I choose for them?" (Xel) "Probably, though it''s up to them more or less" (Dark) "Alright alright, lets get started." (Xel) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Candi POV "Erm, whats going on?" (Candi) "Oh! look the first ones awake, is she the leader of the girls?" (???) I look to the voice, it''s master! I see, so i''m in charge of my sisters? "Helllllooooo? Miss, do you know where you are, or who you are?" (Master Xel) "Of course! I''m Candi, we''re in the mall after the apocalypse started" (Candi) "Oh, you even gave her basic memories and knowledge eh? Good job Dark!" (Most Exultant Master Xel) "Uhm, master? Who are you talking to?" (Candi) "Oh, you even know who I am? Wait whats this? No nevermind for now. And to answer your question, i''m talking to one of the voices in my head" (Xel) "Oh, so it''s master dark and master light?" (Candi) "You bastard, you even added yourselves as masters?" (Xel) "M, Master?" (Candi) "Huh, oh no sorry, it seems you''re all awake now and all seem to know what you need to, good" (Godlike Master Xel) I look to my left and see my four sisters. Brandi, Mandy and Sandy, they all seem much like me, new to this but eager to have made the contract with Master. As I looked back at master I can''t help but imagine what he has in store! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Xel POV "You did an amazing job with them, but what the hell is up with this?" (Xel) [tr]
Congratulations! The following players have chosen to become your slaves of their own free will. Brandi Mandy Candi Sandy While this is rare, it is hardly unheard of stalkers tend to use it annoyingly. Being a slave grants a 100% immunity to mind magic, and corruption, slaves are bound by your will, and can be released whenever you wish. Note from Arielle: Slaves bodies are bound, souls are not
"So, does this help, or hinder your plans for them?" (Xel) "It greatly helps them, this takes away the need to kill anyone" (Dark) "Wait what! You were going to have me kill pretty girls?" (Xel) "You''re going to have to do it eventually, but you know what I mean" (Dark) "I know I probably will, but I don''t know what you mean... Grr nevermind" (Xel) Giving up I call the girls over. "Alright, have you girls chosen your class yet?" (Xel) They look at each other and shake their heads. Good, they haven''t spoiled this chance! "Alright then, from now on as you know, you''ll be my guards, though I don''t know what Dark has planned, you''ll eventually be my lovers, I think... Damn this is creepy..." (Xel) "It''s fine master, we know what you mean, don''t worry too much about it. We are not the same people who we''re captured by goblins, we''re completely different people, so don''t stress out so much" (Candi) "Yeah yeah! It''s fine to be how you want, we''ll love you either way!" (Sandy) "Indeed, if anyone messes with our beloved i''ll... Fufufufu" (Mandy) "Thats no way to talk to your master, but she''s not wrong, if anyone messes with you..." (Brandi) In short Candi is the kind one, Sandy is the energetic one, Mandy the Yandere, and Brandi the strict one. "I see, thank you." (Xel) I turned away blushing, even if I can''t exactly bring myself to do them after the scene I saw, they''re all still sexy women... "Hahaha! Virgin!" (Dark) "You''re one too, you know" (Xel) "Fuck you" (Dark) "Aw look! Master''s blushing face is soo cute!" (Candi) "Yeah!" (Sandy) "Fufufu into the bank it goes" (Mandy with a camera) ''Hey where did she...'' "He really is... it''s getting itchy" (Brandi) "Alright alright, back onto the topic at hand, my plan for you girl is to let you choose your own classes, but make sure you''ll be able to work together in a team, though it''s probably fine if you hold off, no clue how the future will turn out." (Xel) "Yes master!" (Girls) *sigh* ''Having a harem is going to be troublesome, isn''t it... But this, might be nice" (Xel) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shady Building: A certain Heroes POV "Do you understand?" (???) "Yes my lord, I understand, I''ll send a group right away" (Young Man) "Good, let it be done" (???) The young man bowed as all presence of the voice disappeared. "That assholes gone now my love" (Young Woman) "I know, I was just thinking about what i''m going to do if he ever actually shows up" (Young Man) "Fufufu, how about what we did to that mother and daughter last night?" (Young Woman) "Kakaka, sounds fun! We should do that again tonight, stupid worshipers" (Young Man) "It''s the apocalypse dear, and something calling itself god showed up and chose you. Fufufu, perfect bait for those people" (Young Woman) "Hahahah! Right? Just imagining the face of the mother and daughter as they heard the truth and screamed as we gave them to goblins... Mhmmm" (Young Man) "Ahh, or that father and son we told had sinned, that whipping session, oh god!" (Young Woman) "Fufufu, i''m feeling really frisky, I don''t think I can wait until tonight" (Young Woman) "Kukuku, I can always put off sending a group after a single man for a day" (Young Man) "A single man? You were given another chosen to hunt down?" (Young Woman) "Yeah, thankfully this time, his god is ranked lower than mine and not the same, much less trouble" (Young Man) "I see, thats why you don''t have to go yourself, his god can''t intervene" (Young Woman) "Kakaka exactly! Now then, who should we pick tonight?" (Young Man) "Fufufu, I have just the couple, seeing them so happy makes me sick" (Young Woman) "Sounds great, I love this world!" (Young Man) "Fufufu, me too" (Young Woman) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Finally! A sneak peak of troubles to come, and a bit more information about mana and the gods that have changed the world. Sneak Peek of things to come next chapter: 1. Insect extermination and the clearing of a second / third of the dungeon 2. Level up skills cannot be gained if you black out? 3. Our hero has major bug phobias... Fuck! Chapter 8 - Swimsuits, Powers, and Phobias I''m back after almost a month, the government took away some income and so I had to get a job =/ On another note, does anyone else think I say ''Fuck'' too much? Samuel L Jacskson is my jam! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Since we''re currently inside of a clothing store I sent the girls off to find some things to wear. Sadly I was wearing the only unused bulletproof vest, or I would give one to each of them. I walked over to the dead ogre and tried to use Turn Undead, but like I thought, nothing happened. I''d need at least Intermediate Necromancy to revive him. Kicking the dead ogre over I picked up the Axe [tr]
Splitting Axe An axe from another world, it''s of great quality. Damage: 200 - 250 Requirements: Warrior Profession, 25 STR
"Hmm, not bad, he could tear through the goblins with ease now, though so could I..." (Xel) "Hades, come here!" (Xel) Hades walked over, and I handed him the Axe, he took it and bowed like usual. He walked to an empty area and began to practice. "Huh, didn''t know he could do that, or even had to" (Xel) "Of course he does, when they''re unsummoned do you think they just sit around? No, they train" (Light) "So that''s how Vanessa was able to control her magic better than me, during the time I dismissed them, they trained" (Xel) "Mhm, thats how I knew the axe would travel with him when he''s dismissed" (Dark) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ After using a bit of astral projection to peek on the girls, I decided to try out telekinesis. I take out one of the rifle bullets from the pouch at my waist and lift it into the air by concentrating. "I wonder if this will become easier as time goes on" (Xel) "It will, since you''ve never done something like this it''ll take a bit, but soon it''ll become second nature, for now just try to keep it in the air and moving around, once it becomes easier you can move on" (Light) "Alright thanks" (Xel) When I say I hope this becomes easier I meant it in many ways. Right now it moves, but it''s not very agile. Imagine a laggy computer, it''s like that. It moves but not as quickly as I imagine it to. When I get ahold of how to use it correctly it will start moving as fast as I can will it to. No lag time. The other problem is that when I try to move it too fast there feels like there is a invisible force pushing back. Though the more I practice the more it seems to go away. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the end I decided to train myself by having 3 bullets on my left and 3 on my right constantly suspended in midair and doing a slow rotation. Why am I doing that? To make it feel like second nature to me. I always have the ammo pouch strapped to my hip, so I also replace the bullets with new ones using my mind every so often. "You''re getting quite good and even started rotating them, albeit slowly. It should have taken days to get that far" (Light) "I think it''s just because I understand the principles of it. If I were to try to use Telekinesis on something else it''d probably be difficult" (Xel) "I''m just trying to accustom myself to the bullets. Thats all I intend to use this low level version for. I''ve also been practicing making a wall and pushing away incoming blades, but that still needs work." (Xel) "I see, thats actually a good idea. The wall may cost mana but since the bullets are so small you regain any mana you''d lose faster than it can be used. You should probably forget about the wall and just focus of the push, but it''s up to you" (Light) "The wall is something multi functional, I can use it to block attacks, but I could also use it as a step" (Xel) "OH! I didn''t think of that. Ah! The girls are back" (Light) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- POV Candi 20 minutes ago After getting embarrassed master sent us off to find something to wear. While looking through the clothes I hear a conversation between Brandi and Sandy. "Muu, if only master hadn''t seen these bodies in that state" (Sandy) "Yeah, after seeing his cute face I had to borrow that camera from Mandy before I could even think about picking anything out" (Brandi) His face when blushing really was cute. Maybe I should borrow it too? "Why isn''t there anything erotic here?" (Sandy) "It''s a regular store they probably have some tight jeans and shirts but thats about it" (Brandi) Hearing their struggle I can''t help laughing "Whats so funny? This just as big a problem for you as it is for us!" (Sandy) "Mhm" (Brandi) "You seem to forget, we''re MILFs, if we were to wear a business suit, it''d be erotic. If we were to wear a bikini it''d be sexy, thats just how it is" (Candi) "Ah! How could I forget about swimsuits? (Sandy) "Ah! A Business suit, yes, that could work!" (Brandi) As they ran off I saw Mandy putting on sweats... I guess I was wrong, not everything will be sexy. "Hey what do you think you''re wearing?" (Candi) "I... Don''t want to wear something flashy" (Mandy) *Sigh* I guess thats fine, she seems different from me, brandi, and sandy, but when I take a look at the back of the hoodie, there''s a picture of master... How did she even? Yandere power? No... We''ll figure this out later, I should try to get on her good side as the elder sister though. "Hmm, thats fine but shouldn''t you have put the picture of master inside the front of your shirt? That way you can always be touching him? And when you''re cold and put your arms and head inside it''ll be like master is warming you up?" (Candi) Mandy stared wide eyed at me for a moment before hugging me and running off to god knows where. Huh... where did that idea come from? Such an idea... Now I want one too! Gah! Nevermind, it''s fine i''ll just entice him with the outfit I pick out. Fufufu... Maybe I am a bit yandere too? POV End ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ When the girls came back I immediately sent Sandy back and told her to put on a t-shirt and Jeans... while I yelled at her on reflex it certainly came out sexy still. As I stared at them, I began to think it''d be fine to*Sudden flashback to how they were* Nope... Nevermind. This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there. Still the more I stared they redder their faces got. Candi was wearing a sweatshirt and Jeans. The sweatshirt didn''t hide as much as it should have... AT ALL Mandy was wearing an identical sweatshirt but instead of jeans she was wearing sweatpants. Brandi was wearing what I can only call a female CEO business suit. It hugged her curves perfectly... Damn. Sandy was wearing the t-shirt and jeans that I told her to put on over her swimsuit, but it just made her look hotter somehow. "Whats up with those hoodies?" (Xel) "Don''t worry about it" (Candi and Mandy) "Erm... alright then..." (Xel) I don''t know what they''re hiding, but it shouldn''t cause any trouble, the slave contract makes sure of that. "How does the EXP work for them Dark?" (Xel) "While they''re technically players, and they should receive the same amount as you each battle, it can be changed thanks to the slave contract" (Dark) "So is there a pop up screen or?" (Xel) "Here" (Dark) With that a screen popped up asking what percent of EXP they get per kill. "So it''s like we''re in a party now? But I decide how the EXP is divided?" (Xel) "Yep, also there''s another window, but lets save that for later" (Dark) "What kind of window?" (Xel) "Don''t worry about it" (Dark) "Fuck, always hiding shit from me" (Xel) "Gahaha! It''s all for your future enjoyment, it''s not like it''ll help you in any significant way so it''s fine" (Dark) "Fine, then set their EXP to... Wait can''t I just let them all gain 100% and i''ll gain 100% thanks to Arielles blessing?" (Xel) "Holy... I didn''t even think of that, yeah, that can work!" (Dark) "Alright set it to that, now then whats the second part of the dungeon like?" (Xel) "Bug infested" (Dark) "System bug? Or insect?" (Xel) "Insects" (Dark) "Fuck fuck fuck... NO NO NO!" (Xel) "Master! Whats wrong?" (Girls) "NO no no NO NO NO NO NO" (Xel) Hades walks over and bitch slaps me "The fuck was that for?" (Xel) He just shakes his head and walks away back to practicing. "Master, are you ok? You were screaming" (Candi) "Ah, so thats why I was bitch slapped... The next area we have to go to... Is bug infested, full of bug monsters" (Xel) "So?" (Girls) "I maybe, kinda, sorta, have an intense fear of bugs" (Xel) "Ah, so thats it. Then maybe you should just send Vanessa, Hades, and us to deal with it?" (Candi) "Have you girls even picked your classes yet?" (Xel) "Yep!" (Candi) "Then what classes did you four choose?" (Xel) "I''m a Fighter, it''s a mix of Warrior and Monk" (Sandy) So the energetic one picks a energetic class... "I''m a Contractor, it''s a low level summoner" (Mandy) The one who seems shy avoids fighting... "I''m a Soulweaver, It''s like a Necromancer, that can use live people too" (Brandi) The strict one wants complete control... "Saving the best for last! I''m a Trap Master" (Candi) The leader wants everyone in the palm of her hand. After their explanation I had only 1 thing to say... "The fuck? Aren''t those like second tier classes?" (Xel) "Fufufu, when we we''re being created master Dark gave us a few suggestions on how to go about choosing our classes" (Mandy) "Yep!" (Sandy) "So, what does a trap master do?" (Xel) "A lot! Not only can I fight by controlling metal wires, I am somehow alot better at planning and seeing how my actions and my opponents actions will go" (Candi) "Wait, so you actually feel smarter than you did before choosing a class?" (Xel) "Erm, no. But it feels like theres less of a foggy feeling when I think to far ahead, and i''m able to remember more" (Candi) "I see" (Xel) "Alright then, go get ready, i''ll take you girls along with me, Hades, and Vanessa. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Dark next level can you learn wire manipulation?" (Xel) "Just use your telekinesis for that" (Dark) "Fine, then how about Transformation magic?" (Xel) "I guess, but I don''t reccomend it, i''d get the skill version instead, but why do you want it?" (Dark) "So I can fly?" (Xel) "OH! Then I have a perfect skill for me and Light" (Dark) "What is it?" (Xel) "I could get Grow Demon wings, and Light can get Grow Angel Wings" (Dark) "Isn''t that kind of redundant, I don''t need 2 different kinds" (Xel) "I guess, which one do you want then?" (Dark) "Get Light the Angel ones, and you get the transformation skill, as for me, can you get me a skill that makes me unable to feel pain?" (Xel) "Eh?" (Dark) "What do you mean "EH?" Can you or can''t you?" (Xel) "I can, it''s just I can''t believe we didn''t think of it sooner. Now you won''t be such a pussy about fighting anymore" (Dark) "Well who the hell likes pain? If i''m a pussy for avoiding pain the i''m fine with being one" This will be a good test. After hearing about Candi''s new abilities i''ve started to wonder... Could it be that I was mistaken about souls? Or could that be a souls power too? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ After finding out about their classes, I agreed to let them come along. Long story short? They''re better fighters than me. How the hell did that even happen? "It''s because I only gave them knowledge that would help and not hinder them, you''ve just seen too many super power anime and movies, most of what happens isn''t plausible or helpful in such situations" (Dark) "Well... Shit" (Xel) As we moved along the bugs got bigger, and more grotesque, and each time I screamed in a more high pitched voice than the last... "Is it just me, or does master Xel seem... Lame?" (Candi) "Hahahaha he''s screaming like a girl, poor master" (Sandy) "Ugh, it''s hard to see someone I respect so highly act like that" (Brandi) "What are you guys talking about? He seems the same to me" (Mandy) When I hear that my moral plummets... Ugh I told you I was scared of them! "GAHAHAHA!!! I guess even without fighting head on you''re still a pussy" (Dark) *Sigh* "Shut up dark" (Xel) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- POV Candi - 20 Minutes into the future There''s fire and debris everywhere, what the hell happened to master, one moment he was screaming like usual and the next, every bug including the boss was dead.... Master Xel is so cool, i''ll have to yell at my sisters for saying otherwise. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry for a ton of info being dumped. There''s always so much more than I intend to add. Next time: What the hell actually happened? And the clearing of a dungeon, maybe? Level ups? More!