《Trash Story》 Chapter 1 : The Gods of A Thousand BULLSHITS "You gotta be kidding me" - is what i though, as my entrails flushed out of my belly and covered the floor in a mixture of weird, smelly bodly fluids and cyan-colored glitter. There was no pain, however. Contrary to what some may think, having your neck and hips cut horizontaly, just to have your torso then cut sideways before the whole thing falls apart is just as painless as getting a haircut. Because all of your nerves overload at once, so they just give up their jobs. Easy as that. When something is overloaded with work, be it a person or a thing, it will stop working and just let hell runs loose. That¡äs what happens when someone cuts you in a "Z". Too much work. Your nerves are lazy, so they give up. "You die painless motherfucker, like i even care" - is what they secretly say to you as you die. Oh, i forgot to introduce myself. You can call me dumbshit. Yeah, dumbshit. Because only a total dumbshit would try to grind his dick against Zorro¡äs but. But i did it. I sexualy harassed Zorro. Not a guy dressed as Zorro, mind you. The real deal. But i never though he would kill me. I guess this world is indeed too different from what TV and general media told me. Where am i ? Well.... it all started a few days ago. There i was, sitting in my luxurious yach, two hot woman giving me quite a lot of pleasure, the sun gently stroking my hair. My body was perfect, and, even being a 75-yrs-old white cis alpha male at the time, it was just fiiiiine. Because of modern medicine. It was able to stop and revert aging. It was able to cure almost all diseases, except a few ugly ones like ebola or common flu. Oh, yes, sorry, you guys may not understand it. It was triclosan. It¡äs a common bactericide people used to put on soap. It killed the weak bacteria of the world, and then the uber-resistant ones took over. No antibiotic worked anymore. Humany was brought to the brink of extinction, and for a few centuries it was stone age all over again. But that started reversing as soon as the last human died. With that, the "agreement of pain and endless torment to the human races" was ended, and the angelic and demonic tribes finaly stoped making it so we would suffer. Ah ? Why would the angels whant us to suffer ? Oh, that¡äs because god made it so only humans amongst the Higher Life Forms of Earth (the Humans, the Demons and the Angels) could enjoy sex. So they got pissed out because of discrimination and worked diligently for over 2.000.000 years to destroy all of humanity. They almost failed when God¡äs bastard son was born from a human concubine named Marie, but they managed to create a religion and twist the whole thing in their favour. Anyway, where was i ? Right, i¡äm dying for dick-poking Zorro¡äs but. That happened because Zorro (the real deal) actualy kills people. And i¡äm able to meet him because i am in a paralell world. But this isn¡ät the "comics, tv and internet world". So i am explaining what it is. Very well, as i was saying, the whole Human Race was almost wipped out at the six second of the six minute of the six hour of the six day of the six month of the year 6.667. Yeah, one year afther 6:06 of 6/6/6.666. The bible teorists where very disappointed. Oh, but wait, i¡äm not using the Roman calendar to calculate the date. This is an older calendary. On the calendary you guys use it would be maybe the 10th of January of..... let¡äs see... 2035 ? I think it is. Anyway. Humanity was almost wipped out because of superbacteria and global warming. Then a few centuries later, the last human died at the age of five, around two days afther his mother died. Both died of starvation in an unsanitary place. Anyway. Afther that the whole agreement between Angels and Demons was breaken to pieces, and the two factions demanded god to give them bodies capable of doing sex. "Since god can¡ät satisfy his desires with human woman now, he will certainly give us sex-abled bodies" - Is what they though. The story has been illicitly taken; should you find it on Amazon, report the infringement. However, god was enfatuated at the time and decided to just die. So he died. And the world started withering away. At the same time, in the spirit world, the human souls congregated in big cities and lots of orgies. No mater if it was on limbo, heaven of hell, since the sheer number of humans surpassed that of demons to billions to one, they just couldn¡ät be controlled. Yeah, a single angel can wipe out a army 100.000 strong, if it is a human army. But since there where around 2.5 billion humans for every angel and demon, it was impossible. Impossible i say ! And this is why everything was complicated back then. Anyway, god died and his corpse started to rot. The angels where desolated, as they felt the world was without meaning if god didn¡ät exist, and the demons had lost they reason to be, since all they ever wanted was to beat god up to show they where the best. So both feel in deep depression and stoped carrying. You remember what i said right ? Too much work will make stuff just stop working ? Well, they emotions and minds stopped working trying to deal with god¡äs death, so they.... kinda like just sat in their beds and are there until this day i guess. All the while, God¡äs corpse deteriorated. And then some of the humans felt the smell and, even as most of then felt disgusted by it, there¡äs always those who don¡ät. You know. The usual ones. Necrophilics, Cannibals, Crazy Religious People who though eating the Body of God would make them into better persons. The usual. And they started eating god¡äs corpse. What happened next was almost a miracle. Those bastards actualy became demigods themselves, all high and mighty ! Then they got power-overloaded and exploded. But the seventh or eight generation of soul-eaters, that means, the ones who ate the soul-flesh of the guys who ate the soul-flesh of the guys who ate the soul-flesh of god.... well, those managed to hold into the power. And then humanity flourished. We where able to return to the material plane, colonize new planets, and do all kinds of stuff. And this is where i come in. You see, i lived a pretty shitty life when i was human, then i had a pretty shitty aftherlife, and then i was one of the last ones to be ressurected (or "re-embodied" as people used to call it), only to work as a slave in a brothel planet. How that works ? Well, it was a "free use" type of planet, meaning outsiders could come and have any kind of sex they wanted with the planet¡äs inhabitants, and we couldn¡ät deny it. As long as the outsiders paid their taxes well, they could remain there as much as they wanted. And don¡ät think we had the satisfaction of seeing the foreigners turned into permanent residents due to debit or something. The Planetary Administration and the World Government said it would be a bad example and could cause riots or misbehaviour from the slave community, so they would do something else. If the foreigners runned out of money, they where just tossed out of the planet in a Public Transportation Interstellar Bus. Also, since it was also a sado-maso type of brothel planet, that meant i had to suffer through daily maso-play at the hands of both male and female foreigner sadists. It was better than living in hell, though, so i couldn¡ät complain. At least there where laws which dictated what the sadists could or couldn¡ät do to us, and how much time they could use us without stopping. Anyway. It all ended when i got lucky. Yeah, i got super lucky. I won the Interplanetary Superbow Loterry. It was so much money i actualy brought myself, a private planet (adequately populated with selected people, animals and plants which suited my tastes) and lived very well for a few decades. That¡äs until a week ago, of course. Because a week ago i was forcefully taken from my little paradise. Chapter 2 : Now it Starts to Get Bad Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal ! Dumbshit here. I''m an animated female frog now. Don''t ask questions. I didn''t finish answering the ones from last chapter right ? All you need to know is that if this song is a plagiarism of a piano one by Debussy, then the gods indeed like it in de-bussy. Haaaa ! Right ? Cause I have frog dick inside me now ? Because i¡äm a female frog being fucked by a beloved 1950¡äs cartoon ? Yeah, references ! Well, as I said, last chapter I strayed too much from the theme. Made the story too confusing. Sorry for that. I will compensate now. Now, laaaaadies and gentleman, the short history which explain the whole situation I live in now ! I will try to make it a single paragraph long, so please pay close attention. Also, the curtains are beige. Seriously froggy ? Beige living room furniture? You could have done better. Also, you suck at pleasuring a female frog. I''m a bitch of an animated female frog, please mind you. So, I was taken away from my Private Blowjob, which was being given by my Private Slave, which was kneeled in front of me in my Private Yacht, which sailed the Private Sea of my Private Planet. More accurately, my body was disintegrated and teleported into a supra-dimensional space where gods waited to meet me. What God ? Oh, the one who commited suicide in the last chapter ? Yeah, he was the single keeper of our little multiverse. But there are big multiverses out there, and also multi-multiverses and also a many things called ¡°creations¡±, ¡°unlimited seas¡± and weird cryptic names like that, didn¡ät you know ? Also, there seems to be a situation where most gods and goddesses build multiverses in pairs or groups. Because gods sometimes just spawn from nothingness, but most of the time they actually evolve from being lowly lifeforms somewhere until they reach godhood. It is kinda like raising your children. So, our Single Parent God was, I don¡ät know well¡­ let¡äs say, mostly a suicidal one. Here between us, I heard he actually created the human race not in ¡°his image¡± but in image of a goddess he used to sleep with. The Angels and Demons where races created by both him and his mistress, until she growed tired of him and abandoned the house. That explains a lot about the whole ¡°only humans and I can have sex!¡± thing. Actually, it makes him into a pedophile god, but let¡äs not go too deep into this. So where was I ? Yes, froggy is still fucking me. Im growing tired of holding my legs though. I wonder what color should he paint this ceiling? Since he has beige curtains and furniture, maybe¡­. I don¡ät know, white ? Yeah baby, i¡äm loving it ! You soooo good at this. Ooo yeah, I ¡äm about to cum, yeah. Yeeeah, sure, i¡äm cumming baby ! Ooooh yeees ! White. Definitely. Ah, yeah, I''m getting lost again. And i have written a lot more than a single paragraph. Ok. Let¡äs do it this time ! LET''S FUCKING DO IT ! ¡­. Not THAT. This. Writing the chapter. I don¡ät wanna have to fuck a frog ever again. Well, I was in a blank space, which¡­. Well, it was infinite to all sides, plus it was filled with an infinite number of gods and goddesses there. I can''t complain about being greeted by the goddess of blowjobs, but the god of sadism being the ¡°stick¡± on the ¡°carrot and stick¡± deal they offered me was too heavy bro ! LIKE THIS FUCKING FROG ! Get out of me already, good grief. I need a smoke. Oh no¡­. no no no, I said a smoke, not forest ranger/bear Smokey ! Yeah, only I can stop forest fire¡­. At least you just have a weird cum fetish. Let¡äs get this over with¡­. In the meanwhile, the gods and goddesses. Well, it goes like this. They were fucking bored. Too much bored. In fact, they were so bored they were about to go all Charlie Manson on the god which committed suicide and follow his steps like some cult weirdos. And most of them didn''t even liked the Cult God. But I digress. They decided to give me a lot of power. More specifically, they decided to make me into a Infinite-S ranked multiverse. Because the multiverses are ranked, yes. This book was originally published on Royal Road. Check it out there for the real experience. You see, all multiverses start from a ¡°nothingness¡±. That is, a perfect vacuum. Once they pop into existence, they immediately become¡­. Well, a multiverse. That means a collection of space-time complexes with it''s own sets of physical laws and such. But then, an interesting thing happens. In¡­. well, human language isn''t appropriate to describe things which happen despite of time or causality, so¡­. Let''s just pretend there is a ¡°before¡± and an ¡°after¡± here. NO SMOKEY, I said ¡°after¡±, not ¡°after effects¡±. Stop demanding for me to add more bukkake into your bukkake ! It''s fake enough already. Anyway. So, multiverses come from nothing. Infinite-S Ranked multiverses come from ultimate nothingness, meaning not even Elder Gods can peek on what is beyond that. If there is something there. We come from this ultimate nothingness and then we¡­. Most of the times by our own will, and not shady carrot-and-stick deals¡­. Create a multitude of smaller universes, each one of them with it''s own set of rules. Now, differently from what you can think, the feeling is actually the one of imploding a small piece of yourself, not the one of creating something. Because even though we can make infinite energy from nothingness, to create a universe within us without just splashing everything around we need to create an ¡°universe membrane¡± around it. You know when you wrap different itens in different bags at the market, so eggs won''t be side-by-side with 10-liter bleach bottles? Or just because you want to have all itens in individual bags so you can be an scumbag to everyone else who is waiting in line ? The same stuff. So, after we create those ¡°universe membranes¡± we can then just hit ¡°play¡± and let them go on. The ¡°secondary nothingness¡± inside the smaller universes will give rise to a few stuff, then infinite timelines. And when one universe divides because of timelines, but those still follow the same physical rules of the first one, both universes will inhabit the same ¡°universe membrane¡± and create a smaller multiverse inside of you. This smaller multiverse will then be able to create smaller universes inside of himself, regardless of timelines, but it won''t be able to subvert the hard rules you used to make him. It will only be able to add more rules of its own making and only to it''s own "original universes" and not to the timeline you created. This will be a SSS-Rank Multiverse (in opposition to a Infinite S-Rank). Then, with time one can expect the SSS Rank Multiverses to give birth to SS Rank Multiverses, then S Rank Multiverses, AAA Rank Multiverses¡­. All the way to Z Rank Multiverses. Just for comparison, the earth i shared with you guys is currently inside a T Ranked multiverse in a especially complex series of rules-intensive multiverses. One can say it is pretty hardcore. Ok Smokey, bye bye¡­.. PEACE ! YES ! PEACE AT LEAST ! Uuf¡­.. finally. Some time for myself. I will just go back to be a floating ball of light for now, thank you. So, as I was saying. You have all those multiverses, ranked like that. Why ? Well, for a bunch of reasons. I mostly use it to narrow search. You want a world where magic exists ? Or maybe just pickles ? Well, find a SSS Multiverse which has it, and go on looking until you find the perfect physical laws of existence to suit your tastes. You will eventually find just what you want, and the lower in the scale the better ¨C since the lower in the scale a multiverse is, the more it thrives for a chance of ranking up and greater are the chances you can explore this feeling to get some special attention from it, like getting some cool powers or some leisure to break the physical rules without being expelled from the place. How they rank up ? I didn''t unerstood very well, but the gods said to me it is as if a small bubble rips from a bigger one and becomes a totally separate bubble. The crayon drawning where.... didatic. Also, gods. ¡­¡­ argh, here they come again. Okay, quick explanation this time, since i won''t be able to give you any other explanations for quite some time. They are a bunch of assholes. And i mean it. Chapter 3 : Ara, Ara. - - What is this ? Says a healthy-looking woman. - - Don''t tell me¡­. C88-Kun, have you been messing around with space-time magic again ? You know you can¡¯t go on contacting people from the simple worlds with that. The woman seemed to be on her mid-30¡äs, and had a beautiful chest. Blonde, her hair was curled up in a coqui, hold in place by a wooden pin of silver color. Two small strains or hair ran alongside her face, stopping right below her ears. The outfit she wore¡­. Well, it was a traditional maid¡äs outfit, except there was no headpiece. Her name was Lilin. And she was strict. - - You know, C88-kun, even though you aren¡¯t even a named existence, yet you are always causing so much trouble. What do you think the Principal will do to you once he discovers what you have done? - ¡­. - - What¡¯s with this silence treatment? Why are you¡­. Suddenly, Lilin is staring at you. - - C88-Kun¡­. You actually went to such lengths as to open this kind of portal hum¡­ now, why don''t you tell me what have you told the nice people at home? You couldn''t possibly have launched a torrent of lies upon then, could you? C88- C88-Kun? - ¡­.. - - Ara. Ara. It seems we will need to solve this¡­. The hard way, don''t we ? Lilian''s words where cold, menacing, slow-paced. Enjoying this book? Seek out the original to ensure the author gets credit. . . . . . . . . . . . Time seems to pass. The story, told so far, comes to an abrupt ending. And then a face appears again. It is the face of a bearded child. Or, maybe, that¡äs a wrong way to put it. No, definitely, that''s a wrong way to put it. What appears is what would happen if you where to put the face of a 45 years old homeless, skin-and-bones beggar in the head of a 8 years old child. Unseen, a voice says something. - - Now, C88-Kun, apologize properly. -¡­. Hi ! Today I am the ugly mutant from a show about mean maid-godesses and¡­. UGHUULL ! The boys head cave in, splashing some blood all over the place. - - Do. It. Right. Soon the head returns to normal and the ugly-faced boy says in tears - - I am sorry I lied to all of you. - - Good. What else? - - I have not done those things to the real Zorro, Froggy or others. It was just a parody I made without any commercial appeal. - - Very good. Avoiding your medium to get into trouble. Keep going like that. - - Also, ALL GODS ARE ASSHOLES ! UUGGGGGHLLLUUUEEH ! Something was broken again. Chapter 4 : Cuteness It appears as if there¡¯s nothing there. Really nothing. Just a jet-black space with nothing on it. Then, it starts to change. A little of light. Some texture. Is it a cardbox ? It looks like it. Oh, it moved. It moved, it moved ! A little girl is picking it. She is cute. Using a plain red dress with yellow overrals and a piece of yellow cloth in her head. She has a redish-pink hair, which is cut short. Oh, the cloth in her head. It has small red spots in it. What is this, a sixties cartoon? The girl, however, seems to be little more curious than you. She looks at you. Her index finger come close to her mouth. - Ah ? Ah¡­.. AH ! No good. She is scared, the poor thing. She runs away. Yelling something. - Lilin-sensei, Lilin-sensei, it opened again ! She yells at a distance. Then, a dangerous voice follows suit. - Ara. Do you mean the dimension hole Ariete-San? - Yes ! Lilin-sensei, it''s opened again! - I see¡­. Then, why don''t you close it for us? - Ah¡­.. aaah ? Suddenly a little girl is sent flying towards you. She never quite reach your arms though. She hits the hole midway, and then suddenly stops with an ugly sound. She doesn''t seems hurt, but you are losing connection to it. Oh, its as if it has broken a bit. It darkens. And then it starts clearing a little bit. Is it being repaired? But it seemed broken¡­¡­. Hello there! Sorry to intrude on your view, but it seems you are having connection problems or something? Oh, that''s Ariete-San, right? - Uh, uuuhh¡­. - What''s with that? Doesn''t your name means literally ¡°battery ram¡±, Ariete-San? - Sensei is cruel! - Not at all. If you can''t even use properly your main skill, why should I go light on you, Ariete-San? Especially when you have graduated from school for so long already. Aren''t you going a little overboard by coming to talk with me of all people? That is right. Sorry for not telling earlier. We are looking inside the school. My dear school. Multiverse school. A school where multiverses learn and evolve by sharing, communicating and being nice to each other, while at the same time being closely watched by the gods. Not like those wild multiverses in nature. No, you don''t want to step your foot on one of those, be sure of that! Why gods take care of multiverses ? Because they are this sort of existence, you know? The gods I mean. Multiverses are the grounds where evolution happens. Gods are the pinnacle of evolution. The perfect beings.Or that is what i have heard. Never seen one myself. But make no error. Lilin isn''t a goddess proper. She is a demi-goddess multiverse. A multiverse of higher ranking which has evolved itself to the point of being almost a goddess herself. That''s why she is a teacher here at school. Not that it matters much, right Ariete-San ? Oh, right, she can''t hear me. I''m the Principal after all. Oh, by the way, I haven''t introduced myself yet, have I ? My name is Ultimate Cheater-San. I will be your narrator for the night. Also, please don''t think I¡¯m a god by any means. I''m only a lowly universe with a very particular set of skills. You shouldn''t let others know about that though. What do you mean last chapter ? Oh, I see, you are seeing this as a writing. What sort of writing is it, I suppose? Maybe it is a grandeur thing ? A book made of massive black holes and stars ? A hole like this one once had such a past. But I must say, C88-Kun really has a way with his space-time-magic, doesn''t he ? To make something even I, the Principal, can''t understand at first glance¡­. Magnanimous ! Fabulous ! Oh, here he comes¡­.. - Ooooy, Ariete-San ! Let''s go bully some¡­.. GUUH, LILIN-SENSEI ? - Ah, C88-Kun, what an opportune meeting. Maybe you can help us with this...problem. - Aah¡­. Help¡­ Lilin-San, is it¡­ I, unfortunately I¡­. - Now, C88-Kun. - Yes madam. Haha. Just as expected. However is reading this, sorry to say to you, but this will turn ugly from now on. There, look. Ariete-San just put her head right in the middle of C88¡äs chest¡­. At supersonic speeds. Oh, it exploded. The walls are a little dirty now. Hahah, just like always, right ? That boy¡­. He never learns¡­.. how many times has this happened already¡­. - Three¡­ three hundred billion¡­. Finally, I made it. I endured all the way. Ariete-San, with this you will finally accept my feelings, right ? You promised, right ? - No way ! C88 is a pervert space-time otaku without even a main skill ! If you stumble upon this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it. - A¡­. Ariete-san¡­.. Oh he fainted. I wonder if this is where the chapter¡­.. ooh¡­. I forgot about Lilin, right¡­. - AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH ! LILIN-SAMA, TAKE IT OUT ! TAKE IT OUT ! IT HURTS ! That surely looks painful. C88-Kun, I hope you have a way to fix your own hole as well as you fix the space-time holes that you make appear all around the place. - Enough with the useless chatter. You are in presence of your teacher now, so you better behave. - Y¡­ yes, Lilin-San¡­. Are those tears of respect, i wonder ? - Ah, Lilin-Sensei protected my honour¡­. OOOOOUUUUCH LILIN-SAN, NOT THERE ! NOT THERE ! UUuuuhm¡­. Lilin''s hands are merciless as always. How should I name this ? ¡°The three-part boss maid-sensei¡± ? Or maybe ¡°fists of terror ¨C holes intact no more¡± ?. And there they go to the ground. Ariete seems more downhearted than in pain, for some reason. - Lilin-Sensei¡­. Now.... I cannot get married anymore. - Lilin-San, my intestines hurt. Those glasses. Looking from above. MERCILESS ! - Shut up both of you and go clean this mess already. Also, you close that hole already, C88. To think you had the nerve of re-opening it right after I told you to close it¡­. - Eeh¡­. But I didn''t reopened it, Lilin-san ? Recovered already, hum ? Like expected of a chaos multiverse. But then, even if I say so, Ariete-san seems to also be up already, even though she is doing something weird. Is she....checking something ? That face¡­. She is making sure ¡°that¡± has regrow back hum ? Her virginity I mean. Ooops, I forgot about Lilin and C88. It seems they talked about a lot of stuff already. To see Lilin make a worried face. I wonder if this is a first this year ? - That ¡äs no good them¡­. Could it be this hole has reopened by itself¡­. i have never hear anything about a hole doing such a thing..... C88-Kun, how exactly did you make it ? - The hole ? I just pulled it from inside. Is that a vein in her head ? Oh, it is. Poor C88. - USELESS BITCH! - GULAWG ! There goes his rectum again hum¡­ wait¡­. Is that her hand coming our of his mouth ? Daaaanm woman ! You scary ! - That''s why I can''t stand chaotic universes ! Just taking something from inside and not even knowing what it is ! You need more discipline ! You need more knowledge about yourself ! - GA.. GAAAAAAHHHH. - That¡¯s it. I will have to take to the Principal about this. You stay here, C88. Me ? She is coming here ? Shiit ! I haven''t made preparations this time ! I have to hurry. - Ah, Lilin-Sensei, I shall go with you too then ! - Ariete-San¡­.. why don''t you nurse C88-Kun back to full health first ? It seems he is having trouble to regenerate this time. Where''s that wire piece¡­ah, here and¡­.. holy¡­. What a face. Is this really a child ? Oh, wait, no, she isn''t. I keep forgetting Ariete-San is probably the older existence presently in our school. Her main attributes are immortal virgin lesbian lolis who love their teachers and battering rams though, so I guess one can easily mistake that part¡­. Anyway, such contempt¡­. I guess even I would feel bad if I was to receive a face like that¡­. - As if i would nurse that disgusting weasel ! - Ahh¡­ forget I said anything. But stay over anyway. I must go alone if it is to have any chance to find the principal. The two of you always make me act seriously improper. - But¡­ sensei¡­. You know¡­. - What is it, Ariete-San ? - It¡­ has regrow but..... if others come to know about this..... isn''t sensei gonna take responsability and.... be my bride ? - DO I LOOK LIKE I WANNA BE YOUR FUCKING BRIDE ? Oooh, that was a good punch ! Sucker punch, right ? To think Lilin-San would be able to make even a battering ram attribute faint. But I have no worries¡­. My plan is perfect after all ! Hahhahahahahahahaha ! Ah¡­. Wait¡­ what¡­ which was the dynamite button again¡­. ? The fire extinguishers of the school where properly tested that day. Lilin-san wasn''t amused, but the Principal got to safely escape again. Chapter 5 : The Boring Mary-Sue One - ¡°I stand. We stand. Bravery above heart. Heart above Sword. Sword above Karma. My power overflows. It hurts, but I cannot deny my duty. My family stands, right at my back ! Cornered, facing the abyss at one side, and the ten-thousand strong army of Rudos at the other. Between my loved ones and this army, only me. No. No more. They stand with me to. Derick, Marcus, Phillip. The Charming, the Reliable, the Strong. The three who married me. The three I embraced with my love. Derick, who had lost the will to live. Marcus, who despised me at first for picking Derick, but then came around and accepted to be my second husband. And Phillip, who shared my bed in an ecstasy night I can''t ever forget. Phillip, who was my first. Who decided to devote himself to become capable of protecting me. Who accepted to become the third husband. Derick, the one supporting my back. Marcus, the shield witch will always protect me. Phillip, who became my left hand. Behind us are the fruits of our love. The children I have given them. So we fight. Bleeding, we fight. Sweating, we fight. And then we die and you take my only daughter with you. Is that the plan, your filthy necromancer ? ¡± The young lady talked clearly, standing tall in front of the army. Three men at her sides. Four children in the back. In front of her, clearly, an army ten-thousand strong. But between that army and the young lady, a man clad totally in black. A horrifying men. His body hid by a dense black leather robe. His face full of scars of disease. His eyes murky and, yet, brimming with anger. His awful mouth curled in a smile of contempt. - ¡°Yes, little hero-chan. This is where all of you die, and that daughter of yours become mine¡­.¡±. Hero-chan was calm, however. This made the necromancer a little shocked. A trace of fear ran through his eyes. Could it be¡­. ? Hero-Chan smiled. - ¡°Such a shame for you that Iruri-sensei taught me fate magic already.¡± The necromancer¡äs eyes became bloodshot and his mouth opened.A shout full of saliva, full of unrestrained anger. The necromancer couldn''t believe. He didn''t want to believe. But that was how Hero-Chan was. To reach the highest degree of magic in the world. Fate Magic. To be able to learn it from such a mysterious person as the Goddess of all Blessed Creation, Iruri of Light. To be able to surpass the goddess, and make a mixed magic. Fate Magic and Reverse Magic. Those two together became the foundations to the highest possible magic. Magic which could change not only fate, but also the whole universe. Magic which made something [Impossible to Happen]. [Law of The World.] Such magic was used and a new Law was script into the World¡äs Thread. No matter where. No matter how. The events described by Hero-Chan would be impossible to happen. From that point onwards, it would be impossible to split the party. It would be impossible to kill them. It would be impossible to take Hero-Chan''s daughter. The Necromancer howled, hoping that the magic''s casting time wasn''t complete yet. - ¡°ATTACK! ALL ATTACK!¡± Magic. Arrows. Swords. Axes. Fists. They were showered by all of that. Yet, the party didn''t even needed to rely at that magic at the moment. Hero-Chan would deflect the magic naturally, since she couldn''t be harmed by any kind of magic in the world. The arrows se would destroy with quick movements from her bow. Slowing time with the strength of her thought, over fifty thousand arrows where split in half and deviated from it''s trajectories by Hero-Chan alone. Swords, Axes, Fists, Spears. Physical attacks wouldn''t ever go through Marcus Supreme Defense. He had learned the moves from future Hero-Chan, after all. The magic wasn''t for nothing like that. The magic wasn''t even for defeating the enemies, since all of the army was down by the eventide. Hero-Chan breathed heavily, and her companions where almost in the verge of exhaustion. She could see their stamina meters with her Eyes of Truth. They would collapse at any moment now. She, herself, had only half of her stamina remaining. - ¡°Give up now, necromancer! There is no way you can do your bidding by midnight. The evil goddess won¡ät be brought to this world.¡± Phillip talked with his loud, manly voice. Marcus frowned, but remained silent. Derick smiled a bitter smile in his face full of doubts. Only Hero-Chan was composed still. - ¡°Ha¡­. Hahahahahha, you surely think so, don''t you Philly ? That i will stop my vengeance only because i cannot take that [Lamb of Sacrifice] back.....¡± Phillip was shocked. How could the necromancer know his real name? - ¡°As I though¡­. You¡­. Necromancer, your real name¡­. you are Sylphine!¡± As Hero-Chan said those words, each person around her reacted differently. Derick lost the little courage he still had, and started trembling. Phillip made a dumbfolded look and held his sword painfully. Marcus became bitter-faced. Behind then, the children reacted to the name¡­. ¡°aunt Sylphine is here ?¡±. Pain cursed through the hearts of the adult''s. Sylphine. Hero-Chan''s childhood friend. She grew up side-by-side with Hero-Chan. They fought together. Bathed together. They were best friends. Soon the illusion spell was dissipated, and Sylphine''s face was shown. She looked old. The beautiful Sylphine, who once swayed his heart and mind, and almost made him cheat Hero-Chan. Derick felt as if his feet froze. The once pure and lovable Sylphine, who shared Phillip¡äs bed for two years before leaving him to die with a dagger in his chest. The drinking buddy Sylphine, who used to laught side by side with Marcus. The Sylphine who should be the same age as Hero-Chan. Her skin was pale and looked sick. Her eyes where deep as if she hadn¡ät slept for many days. The once beautiful mouth and eyes showed signs of someone at least thirty years older. - ¡°As I though¡­ after defeating the army which I used as a mana pool, my illusion became too weak to go against this Eye of Truth of yours¡±. - ¡°Sylphine-san, i¡­.¡± - ¡°SHUT UP ! YOU ! YOU WHO TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME ! MY HOUSE, MY LIFE, EVEN MY MAN ! I WILL KILL YOU !¡± Hero-Chan put her bow down. - ¡°No, Sylphine-san. I will not fight you.¡± If you encounter this tale on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. Sylphine''s eyes shone with madness. With pure obsession. She leaned her body forward, a tense face. - ¡°THEN I WILL JUST KILL YOU !¡± The staff in her hands changed into a round, polished, purple-dark stone. - ¡°Suicide Magic stone ! It is powerful ! The most powerful I have ever seen ! Behind me everyone, NOW !¡± Marcus shouted, but Hero-Chan was already running towards Sylphine. She wouldn''t let her friend die that way. She couldn''t. She wouldn''t. Hero-Chan ran. But it was too late. The magic stone activated. A flash of light, thunder, lightining. Sylphine''s body was hanging in the air, the stone between her hands. Behind her, the blackened feathers. The feathers of suicide. The feathers of ultimate power. Sylphine''s sould would be consumed by those. Her body was already covered in blood. One by one, the corpses around the abyss, those of the defeated army, started to be scattered in the form of particles of light. The specialty of a necromancer is summoning. With the sacrifice of 10.000 bodies and souls, as well as her''s own, Sylphine the Necromancer opened a portal. And from the portal came a terrifying horde. The Arch-Demon Satan. The Arch-Devil Lucifer. The Elder Abyssalin, Leviathan. And him, the fourth lord of hell, the supreme existence. Demond Lord Ghuy, Father of Demons. Hero-Chan had story with them. She fought them. She won against them. Satan was a brute, and she won with her sheer strength. Lucifer was the lord of intrigue, and she won with her social skills. Leviathan was the Seducing Immortal, and for a little time, he had her heart. She won with the force of love. Love from the ones she called family. And then, Demon Lord Ghuy. The one who tried to force himself on her. The one who drove her to humiliation and pain. The one who kidnaped her children. The one who said he would make them watch. This one she won against by the means of a powerful banishment spell, sung by Goddess of Light herself. It was her trumph card at the time, and she couldn''t do anything like that anymore. Sylphine seemed to rejoice, but her face soon became one of pure pain, as knowledge from the Magic Stone poured into her brain. As she became able to see in the far past, and in the near future. She couldn''t let go of the stone anymore. Once activated, it won''t stop untill all of her life is consumed. But Hero-Chan advanced forward. The battle was intense. Derick was made unconscious. Phillip was made to recall all of his mistakes, and fell to the ground as his painful memories where revisited, over and over again. Marcus resisted as much as he could, but even he couldn''t suppress the mighty of Ghuy. Hero-Chan looked at her stamina bar. It was empty. Her health decreased steadily. Her mana pool was also empty. Hero-Chan''s spirit almost broke. But then, she looked up. She looked at Sylphine. The darkened body. It was all skin and bones. The pain-filled face. Sylphine seemed so distant. She wasn''t enjoying herself. Her face¡­ it was full of regret. It was full of longing. Hero-Chan''s spirit relit. She looked up. - ¡°Sylphine¡­.. I WILL SAVE YOU !¡± Hero-Chan unequipped her armor. She dropped her bow to the ground. She gave up on everything. She became fragile. A single hit and she would die. And then she prayed to the Light Goddess Creator, as she focused on speed. Running towards Sylphine. Ignoring the rampaging Demons. Fending of attacks. Avoiding. Evading. She had trained for that. She had perfected herself. For many months, years, decades even. Everyday, 20 hours a day she would spent in the VRMMORPG Cross Lavine. A place where someone could die at any moment, dying also in the real world. A place which wasn''t a game, but in reality ¡°another dimension¡±. A place someone''s conscience could travel to, by means of the VR System. A mysterious place, which had already affected the real world and proven that it wasn''t the only world in the universe. In that place, Hero-Chan surpassed everything. In Cross Lavine, Hero-Chan''s hair started turning white. In the real world, her vitals weakened. She was consuming her life force of two different worlds. But she reached Sylphine. And took the magic stone from her hands. The wings splited. Hero-Chan with a single white-feathered wing. Sylphine-Chan with a single dark-feathered wing. The impossible condition known as ¡°Cross Lavine¡± formed. And like this all pain subsided. All demons disappeared. ... Hero-Chan took Sylphine''s head on her lap. Sylphine looked at Hero-Chan. She cried. It was all a misunderstandment. It was all a mistake. Things she though where the truth, but where actualy her own fantasies. Deals she made, with awful people. Crimes she commited, because she couldn''t deal with her own negative feelings. It was all life. The pain of living. Of growing. Sylphine talked with a coarse voice. - ¡°Hero¡­. Chan¡±. - ¡°You can call me Onee-san.¡± - ¡°Watashi ne, Suri Onee-san¡­.. Watahi¡­ ne..¡± - ¡°I forgive you¡­. Imoto¡­¡± And this is what I am watching as I go to the storage room to talk to Ariete-San. You see, I am a multiverse, so there''s plenty of worlds inside me with interesting stories like this. From time to time I even take people or objects from this worlds and bring to this SSS-Multiverse I am inside now. This ¡°Multiverse School¡±. Oh, by the way, Dumbshit here ! It seems I have a lot of explanations to do, but, please, wait a bit. I want to see the final of this story and present it to Ariete-San. Maybe she will like me a bit more if i show the potential to become a "Compassionate Hero Multiverse", right ? But maybe it would be better to bully the hero a bit, since Ariete-San likes more the anti-vilain or even the vilain types.... - "Ooooy, Ariete-san ! Let''s go bully some......." Ah¡­. It''s¡­. Lilin¡­ Lilin-Sama¡­¡­ Chapter 6 : Giraffes Oh, hey there. Dumbshit here. Today is another day trying to get Ariete-Chan to like me. Why? Carrot-and-stick, that''s why. Ariete-Chan is currently the oldest of this SSS Multiverse¡¯s SS multiverses. That meaning, indeed my dear, this isn¡¯t even my final form! In ultimate reality I¡¯m hugging an Infinite S multiverse with weight problems. The dude is, like¡­. LARGE. So large a small part of his belly is what makes this place. This SSS Multiverse, called ¡°Multiverse School¡±. A place where SS Multiverses like this body of mine and Ariete-Chan gather in order to have some fun. Me fucking froggy and smokey is still a lie though. What happens beyond time-and-space stays beyond time-and-space. Ah¡­. Why do I have to do it, Hero-Chan? Oh, by the way, I got Hero-Chan with me today. Since she looked like a fun existence, I took her from the universe she lived on and brought here all the way to the School with me. She is a bit scared though. Since she used to be so powerful there but has no power here. There, there Hero-Chan. As soon as today¡¯s show-and-tell is over I will get you back to your home. But seriously though. Don''t turn into a goddess, please. Gods are all assholes. After all, it doesn¡¯t matter which rank of multiverse you come from, as long as you become a god or goddess, is up to you to climb the stairs and go all the way to the Ultimate Reality without even carrying about rankings anymore. Surely it is a bit more complex than that and Z-Multiverse born gods are usually much weaker than Infinite-S Multiverse born gods, but there''s at least a couple of Z-Borns amongst the Elder Gods of the Ultimate Reality. Really. Assholes. Oh, here we come Hero-Chan! The class! Let''s find my seat right away and wait until Lilin-Sensei shows herself to us! Hahah, they are all looking weird at me again, aren''t then? Why am i in a SSS-Rank with "immortality" rules again ? These SS-multiverses can''t be permanently killed, even by the local gods. The maximum one can do is to ¡°reset¡± them, but after a while the memories return and it''s all a big waste of time. Seriously, to start our deal tossing me in such a universe, is it to avoid me becoming a serial-killer ? Reading on Amazon or a pirate site? This novel is from Royal Road. Support the author by reading it there. Well, Lilin-San ripped me to pieces the first moment she saw me, so it''s probably for my convenience though ! Also, it would be a pain to create a lot of temporal lines just because i need to come back and restart from the beginning, right ? So, i better become popular soon! If i can''t just do my business, then let''s take the long path and become popular enough to get them all to like me! Damn gods. Ah, here he comes. Mr. ¡°I¡¯m-close-to-god¡± motherfucker. Nice to see you. No, sure, just start talking shit about the gods. As if you knew any of them. Smile Dumbshit. Smile and nod. Smile and nod. AH FUCK, FUCK THIS SHIT! Foot to nuts. It goes. Foot to nuts. It didn''t go as planned. Ah, I don¡¯t have a foot anymore. Lilin-Sensei, why you always¡­.. Ah, it seems I¡¯m flying now. Hello ! Dumbshit report ! After some trouble, I have safely arrived at my seat. I¡¯m currently regenerating as Hero-Chan stands by my side. No, no, hero-chan it is fine, don¡¯t worry. Lilin-sensei just caved my leg in, see? As soon as the bone move from my liver I will be fine! Seriously, don¡¯ worry. It will be fine, it will be fine. Now, let¡¯s look around and¡­. Wait¡­. Why is Hero-chan the only one on the outside? Could it be I am mistaken? Aaaah, why do this keep happening to me? I got on the wrong timeline again. It seems this is the one where a beetle didn''t bite Lilin-sensei¡¯s left pussy flap the day before. So she didn¡¯t get to class angry. And didn¡¯t ask something unreasonable out of everyone. So, no show-and-tell today. It¡¯s ok. It¡¯s fine, seriously. Just toss me inside some obese guy''s belly without the first direction on how to deal with infinite timelines. ¡°Don¡¯t worry, you will learn faster by having direct experience¡±. Right. Thank you God of Knowledge from some weird multiverse I don¡¯t carry about. Fuck you. ¡­¡­. Why am I suddenly stripped naked at a dungeon cell? Oh, a giraffe covered in peanut-butter lube dancing to the song of its people. Nice. Got it. I slipped again. Fucking gods. Chapter 7 : The Very Short One After a Hiatus Without Notice Dumbshit here ! I have just mastered cross-timeline traveling for infinite timelines! Also, Hero-Chan died! If you come across this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it. Also, Giraffes aren''t cool! They will do things to you! Also, dumbshit, out! Chapter 7.5 : Sito-San, Servant of the Gods I am the servant of the gods. SS Multiverse, Sito Alberius Sommeris. In this world, there are only multiverses and the gods. Multiverses like me. And gods like all things that evolve inside me. They are not complete gods yet. The gods are beings of perfection and these are imperfect. However, they shall become one day. One day, all those precious beings will become gods, the perfect beings of creation! For this reason, I shall properly educate them. Educate them in the ways of holiness. In the ways of the one god I have been created by. Created by Seraphinus-Sama. Creating gods, myself. Such is the natural order of the multiverses. So should be done. And this is why, I cannot forgive it. I cannot forgive the sinful one who brought a human to a place such as this. Who took that human from inside one of his worlds and is now walking her around class. C-88. A chaotic multiverse. A harbinger of chaos. A multiverse where no order or hierarchy exists. Sinful! His very existence is sinful! I approach the multiverse. He looks distracted. I must maintain my calm. My composure. I must show him with words what he cannot perceive by himself. - ¡°C88-san. Good morning.¡± -¡°Ah. Hi.¡± -¡°C88-san, you know why I have come to you today, right ?¡± -¡°Uhm ? No idea.¡± -¡°It''s about this child.¡± -¡°Child ? You mean Hero-Chan ? Hahah, don''t mind her. She is plenty capable by herself.¡± -¡°C88-san, she is just a human. Isn''t it a shame to take her all the way here? Won''t you bring her problems?¡± -¡°What do you mean problems? Hero-chan is fine, right Hero-Chan?¡± ¡°¡­.¡± -¡°I mean, C88-san¡­.. you have a responsibility with her. Like Seraphinus-sama used to say to me, once a human is taken from her world, her growth towards godhood will be hindered. Thou shall not hinder the growth of humans¡± This damn brat. He is smiling such a repulsive smile. -¡°Aaah, Seraphinus, yeah¡­ that''s the name of the god who created you, right ?¡± SAMA ! Don''t forget to add ¡°SAMA¡± to Seraphinus-Sama''s name ! No. I cannot lose myself in front of this chaotic universe. I must be composed. I must swiftly deal with him. I must teach him. Those are the ways of Seraphinus-Sama. To teach my fellow multiverses, so I myself can cleanse my soul. -¡°Yes. Seraphinus-sama is the one who created me.¡± -¡°I see. But then again, shouldn''t you have graduated from him already? I mean, I can see from here that you have at least a few hundreds of gods and goddesses in your multiverses. They aren''t even near the power needed to breakthrough your lower-ranked nothingness, but they are of godly nature in relation to their own lower-ranked multiverses you know?¡± If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation. -¡°C88-san is committing a mistake in his judgement.¡± -¡°Uhm ? What do you mean? You can see too, right ? Here, let me point to you. Those guys over there, that girl there¡­.¡± -¡°C88-kun. Please stop with the lies. Those are faithful servants of the faith in Seraphinus-sama. And the spaces they inhabit are just sub-verses. There is not such a thing like multiverses created by another multiverse. That would be as ridiculous as saying a god will create another god from nothingness. There would be no purpose in the world if this is so. Here, let me teach you what Seraphinus-sama always used to teach me¡­.¡± Why? Why is this heretic looking away bored while I preach the words of Seraphinus-sama? Such disrespect. It cannot be forgiven. I must discipline him. I must! However¡­. The method to do it¡­. By touching him. If I am to touch him directly, won''t the both of us be expelled from this school? The rules are clear. The Principal forbid all and any form of physical contact between us multiverses. I wonder why. Someone said it was because we would become somehow connected and share our worlds. That we would create a ¡°rift¡± from where souls, people and even entire universes could drift through. But I do not believe in that. That''s not in Seraphinus-sama teachings. I shall give this heathen a lesson. Oh¡­ is he rising his leg? Do he intend on doing something against me? I shall allow it. Come, foolish one. Touch me. I shall have you expelled. Oh¡­. He¡­. Flied away. Ah, I see now. Lilin-Sensei. I better close the small gap I had left open in my legs. -¡°¡­.. Sito.¡± -¡°¡­ Yes, Lilin-Sensei ?¡± -¡°Go back to your place. Today''s class is about to start.¡± -¡°Yes sensei.¡± I make a small bow and start to walk towards my place. At the same time, I look at C88''s direction. He probably is in great pain now. This shall give me some peace. But¡­. What¡­. He¡­ isn''t there ? Wait, he is back? What happened just now? Like that, I sit properly at my place and take my chaplet. Seraphinus-sama, what has happened just now? Chapter 8: Bikini-Mail Hello, dear guest-sama! My name is dumbshittyet, and I will be serving you today! Please stop rubbing your dick to my cute cat-ears and take a seat. Ah, dear guest-sama ecchi! Please stop! Dear guest-sama, please no! It¡¯s my first time, I want to save it for someone special! Dear guest-sama, please no! ¡­.. Have I said I HATE gods already? I guess I have. Many times. Well, today I have learned something. It IS possible to hate them EVEN MORE! Good morning, dumbshit speaking. I just returned from somewhere inside Ariete-chan. It is copied inside me now. That disgusting universe. You know, when someone told me Ariete-chan¡¯s main attribute where ¡°immortal virgin lesbian lolis who love their teachers and battering rams¡± I didn¡¯t though there would be so much loli rape. Especially lesbian rape using battering rams. Now I have it inside of me. I guess it is like herpes. Once you get some really bad rape, you can¡¯t get rid of it, can you? It taints you. Especially when you are a multiverse and it is literally a piece of you. Oh, there comes it. The foot. Oooooh, I can see her panties! They are white with a puppy drawn on them! How cute! Ariete-Chan, your bikini-mail is top class! ¡­.. Damn, this is the first time someone manages to destroy me so toughly. There isn¡¯t even a small piece left hum. Ah, they are stomping me. Ok, ok, I will accept it. You can stomp my flesh as much as you want. Since I will be going away very soon! P.E. Day is best day, no doubt. Now, to relax and forget that unpleasant experience, let me take the rapists seat for a bit. I guess I will feel less bad if I live the story from his P.O.V. In the meanwhile, please feel free to help yourself to some other multiverse¡¯s P.O.V. I don¡¯t even care anymore. I¡¯m finally free. It¡¯s my win in the end, hohohohohohohohoho. The Principal¡¯s P.O.V. Aaaah¡­ how did this happen? There I was, working on you, when out of nowhere your very nature changed totally! It is almost as if the rules of the world had changed for a moment there. Did a god interfere somehow? It must be. One of those boring guys. My hacking ability would have worked otherwise, right? I am the Ultimate Cheater after all. Right, hole-kun? Aaah, and it hit Lilin out of all people. That isn¡¯t good, hole-kun. That isn¡¯t good at all. You shouldn¡¯t just open inside of other people like that. Self-replicating dimensional holes are a no. A big no no. Sorry hole-kun. I will kill you now. Goodbye. Lilin P.O.V Lilin wakes at the precise time. As always. She immediately rises from her luxurious bed. As always. She rises, wake to the bathroom and wash her face first. She then put on a rough robe and directs herself to the snowy outside. She takes a worn-out wooden bucket and directs herself to the place where the purest snow is located. It is still deeply night outside. Around 3 a.m. The trip takes her one hour going and one hour coming back. She brings the bucket full of the freshest snow of winder. She puts the snow in a big wooden, circular bathtub. The bathtub reproduces the snow, and it then melts in the purest of waters. It heats a bit, and soon it is at the perfect temperature. Lilin takes out her robe. As if helped by invisible hands, it finds a place in the cabinet nearby. Her body is well-proportioned. A small waist, C-cup breasts. Beautiful hips, with just the right amount of hair. Steam raises from the surroundings, and become a light coating of warm water, washing her whole body, every inch of it, except for her hair. She gently enters her bath. Her every move is calculated and precise. She radiates elegance. From her white jade-like smooth and pure skin, almost no marks can be seen. Even her hands and feet are pure and immaculate. Like the ones of a queen. The bath water slowly becomes even more alluring, as the maid empress takes a single peach flower and places on the water. The flower multiplies and fills the bath with a gentle aroma. Lilin releases her hair. It flows from her head in smooth waves, spreading around her. She takes it from the nape and send the long threads outside of the tub. Soon she is resting, the hair hanging outside of the water, her head gently positioned above a small white towel. A gentle stream of water pours from above her head, as if someone was gently and carefully letting water flow from above on her well-kept hair. It is a perfumed water, with the fragrance of summer. It washes impurities, and then the scent of mint follows. Her hair is covered on a wet and slippery substance. Soon it disappears, as the hair hangs clean and pure, a small layer of grape-seed oil covering it. From a small shelf on the sides of the bathtub, Lilin takes a handful of an oily substance. Bath aromatic oils, which she applies to her perfect skin. The water around her starts to drain and, while sitting still inside the tube, she carefully applies the oil to her neck, arms, breasts, stomach, hips, legs and, finally, feet. The teacher exists her bath, her body dried the moment she steps out of the hot tube. As she walks with small steps, pieces of clothing start to materialize around her. When she reaches her room, make-up starts to slowly appear on her face. In a few moments, Lilin-sensei is ready to go to school. Today is P.E. day, and she must be strict to her students. As her main attribute is a paradoxal one, the one of a Chinese Empress-Maid, she is quite unique. Being both empress and maid, and having inside of her a majority of living beings of the same paradoxal existence. Paradoxal universes become demi-god like existences only in rare circumstances. The only rarest occurrence is when a chaotic universe becomes demi-godly. Well, there isn¡¯t a single case of such happening in billions of years of existence of the Multiverse School, so she is fairly certain she won¡¯t ever have to worry about that. ¡°Yes, let¡¯s make that pitiful fool suffer today also¡±. ¨C Lilin said, full of contempt for the one called C-88. A mere chaotic universe dared to look her in the eye and talk to her. It was inexcusable. Even if she was a case of the cat dominating the tiger, she wouldn¡¯t allow for that lowly existence to look down on her. Exactly because of her hard-earned position. Lilin left her apartment in high spirits that day. Hero-Chan¡¯s P.O.V I am a Hero. I am a being recognized by the goddess herself. I am a person who surpassed all boundaries, and vanquished evil. I stood at the top of the world, learned the strongest of magics and manipulated the laws of the universe themselves. I did it for noble reasons, for pure reasons. For the well-being of the family I so much loved and desired to protect. I did it for my children. Still, one day, he appeared. Out of nowhere, a being capable of making goddess-sama shutter in fear. With a mere sneeze, he destroyed the sun. No, not the sun. The whole universe. I comprehend it now. He destroyed everything, by merely sneezing. And then, as if that was nothing too much, he simply rebuilds it. The whole universe, from totally destructed, was restored as it was right before his reckless act. ¡°Don¡¯t worry, Hero-chan. I have plenty of backups. Too much, actually! Hahahah !¡± Even now, I don¡¯t understand those words very well. I do not understand what kind of existence this¡­ thing¡­. Is. He who is mightiest than the gods. He who brought me to somewhere unknown. He who disappeared at a certain moment, leaving me alone amongst beings who looked common but surely he treated as his equals¡­. No, one of them could destroy him¡­ wound him¡­. Awfully. He left me alone there, and suddenly, I was nowhere. The whole place had disappeared. My body unmade itself to pieces. My soul was ripped apart. My mind almost consumed. And then he returned. He took my mind and said. ¡°Ops, ops, my bad. I left you there and the assholes not even anchored you properly in the Main Reality they created¡­. Really a bunch of useless people. Don¡¯t worry, I will undo the damage.¡± He reversed time. My mind went back as it was. My soul as well. My body is healthy. For some reason, I remember what happened, but it is like seeing it happening in a magic-theatre play, where the actors, made of magic, just don¡¯t seem real. Why did he bring me here? I do not have the courage to ask. I do not have the courage to listen attentively to his words. The things he says. He says strange things. Things about the gods. About universes. About things that would make me insane if I dared to try and understand them. I do not. I do not listen, and what i happen to listen without wanting to, I make sure to forget. And so I have done, for the past day. We are in some sort of training place now. There is a big wooden floor. And weird metal rings on metal posts. It is very different. But it somehow reminds me of that. Of a training courtyard. Except it is covered by a very high ceiling. The columns are made of metal. It doesn¡¯t look like iron, but I don¡¯t know what they are made of. I am no blacksmith. If you encounter this narrative on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. As I wait, the¡­ being¡­ is talking to others. He is to my right. The scary one who beat him almost to death is in front of me. The one who talked with him about the gods is at my left. It seems they are having a discussion of some kind. It¡¯s getting heated up. Aaah¡­. A short girl is running towards the scary one. She just passed by my side, right now. ¡°Lilin-Saamaaaa !¡± ¨C she screams. She jumped. And¡­. She disappeared? A weird¡­ hole¡­. In the air. It shows the gril¡¯s behind. When I look to the side, wondering if the mysterious being is going to explain what is that¡­. The girl is there. She is stuck with him. She is kissing him. A flash of light. It makes me momentarily blind. He is being destroyed. He is being made into minced meat. I despair. Is that going to happen again? Am I going to become alone, ripped into pieces? I am running. I don¡¯t know what I will do, but I am running as fast as I can. I slip on something. I won¡¯t stop to look at what. I extend my hand. I touch his own. And I am back home. I cry in the arms of the goddess. I am back. Please don¡¯t send me there again. I am back. Sito¡¯s P.O.V This damn bastard ! This heretic infidel ! Unforgivable! It is just unforgivable! How does he dare to say such a thing! Seraphinu¡¯s sama, you don¡¯t know him! It is impossible! For a low-life like you, it is impossible! But why is Lilin-sensei listening so attentively? Why is she paying attention to what this lowly piece of trash says? He is trash! He is nothing more than dumb trash! A piece of shit! I can¡¯t take it anymore. I will hit him. I will kill him. And I will do it again, and again, and again. I will strip him naked and put his body in a cage. Then I will light a fire under the cage and let he roast for eternity. Yes. Infidels must be corrected. He must be purified. By the fire, I will purify him! Ah, what¡­. Oh, it is just Ariete. That girl hides a lot of power. I shall refrain myself a bit. She is old. She probably knows of things I cannot dare to imagine. Ah, she¡­. She is in front of trash now. How? How is she in front of him? His fingers. There is something in them. Small threads. Are those¡­. Yes, they are. They are fate strings. Fate magic. How? This isn¡¯t inside of him. This isn¡¯t a small world inside of some of his universes. He shouldn¡¯t have this kind of power here. Only demi-gods and above should be able to master it. Then, why? Why does he manifest fate magic power? Seraphinus-sama told me. That Fate Magic users in this world I live in are exceptionally powerful people. Since they need to be able to go outside of time and space. Since they need to be able to see the entire multiverse we stand in. The great multiverse. The mother multiverse. The one even him was only but a spawn off. Why¡­ Why can he¡­ And like this, he disappears. The minced meat around us turn into nothingness. Ariete-Chan is hitting the ground. Seraphinus-Sama, forgive me for I sinned. The thought only flashed through my mind, but it defied your teachings. I kneel and pray. Ariete-Chan¡¯s P.O.V It has been fun. Toying with those newbs. Stupid imbeciles. Yet, I cannot help if I like them so much. To tease them, to use them. To sometimes abuse them. Hahahaha, the scent of a fresh-born multiverse. Be it male or female, I don¡¯t care. They taste the best. And Lilin is still a virgin. I can smell it. I can smell her pussy from here. It smells so sweet. So delicious. I just want to bite it off. This slut. I will take her. I will fuck her. I will use her. I will shove myself inside of her so deep, she won¡¯t even know what hit her. I will take her universes, and creep into them. Aaah, it will be soo good¡­. To make so many fresh empresses into pure despair¡­ to turn her into a Multiverse of Despair. And when I am done¡­ I will reset her and do it again. S2 Hahahahahahaha. That will be¡­. Soooooo good. To see her face when she remembers, when the next loop comes. The day is close. I must get her before that happens. Before the rest of the people on this shit-dump remember who I am, and what I do. Before they become pure despair again, and broke. She is so fresh. It is actually her first time here. Her first loop with me. Aah, I will get it so good. Here I come, Li-lin-sa-ma. Uh ? What¡­ What is¡­ GROSS ! GROSS, GROSS, GROSS ! This bastard ! This¡­ argh, I can¡¯t believe it. WHO IS THIS IDIOT, ANYWAY ? He isn¡¯t a multiverse. Not a common one. I can¡¯t reset him. Aaaah, I am so tired¡­ Soooo tired of this. Fuck it. This time I had a little problem, that is all. This time I couldn¡¯t have my fun, but it is no problem. I will just reset everyone and start it from scratch. So, I will hit him a little before, ¡®kai ? I will make minced meat of him. I will do it, and then banish him so far away from our shared reality he won¡¯t be able to come back for a few billion years. Then I will enjoy myself with Lilin S2 Here, let¡¯s start with his damn face. Bye bye, nuisance. Dimensional Hole P.O.V Blub blub. Blub. Blub. Blub. Blub. Blub. Blub. Blub. Blub. Blub. Blub. Bluuub. Blub. Seraphinus P.O.V I should buy some cream cheese. *totally forgot about Sito-kun* Seraphinus¡¯s Wife¡¯s P.O.V I hope husband buy some cream cheese. The kids have been asking for it lately. *Doesn¡¯t know her husband has a ¡°child¡± from the time he was still single. * Seraphinus¡¯s Children P.O.V - I hope we have French toasts with jelly and cream cheese. I am weirdly hungry for them. - It¡¯s because Onii-chan is a big fat glutton of a multiverse! - Why, you¡­.. - Hahaha, obese ! Obese ! You are obese and ugly and will never get a girlfriend! - Shut up, you tsurupettan! - Ah¡­ why¡­. Why would you call me that ? - Because you keep saying I am an obese, fat and a glutton! - Brother is mean! - Ah, sorry, I¡¯m sorry imouto! I¡­ I didn¡¯t realize it was such a big problem for you¡­ why would it be anyway? Didn¡¯t you say your crush liked girls with small breasts¡­. - I though he did¡­ but apparently he doesn¡¯t¡­. - That bastard, making fun of a sister of mine¡­ now, imouto, tell me who is this idiot ! I will hit him in the head for you! - Onii-chan¡­. Then¡­ you can¡­. You can hit yourself¡­ - Ah¡­ i¡­. imouto¡­ - Onii-chan¡­. *Incest happened* Unused Condom¡¯s P.O.V If he gets his sister pregnant, wouldn¡¯t it be bad ? Ah, what do I know. I am just an old condom. Better keep my thoughts to myself. God Of Being Lost¡¯s P.O.V - Uuuhm ? - OOOoy, guys, I found it ! - What ? - I found it ! - What did you find ? - The narration. - Oh, bring it over then. - Ok. Come with me please. And so the narration followed the God of Being Lost back to the Ultimate Universe where Dumbshit still hugged the fat-multiverse¡¯s belly. But this is a story for the next chapter. Which will be the last. Of this season at least. But maybe the last of all. I don¡¯t know yet. I will think it over. Until there, dumbfucks. As always, hope you can all choke in fat-older-brother semen and die. Not like a certain younger sister multiverse. That is totally not what happened with her. Totally not. What happened to her¡­ totally¡­ Yeah, that is what happened to her. But don¡¯t worry, she is a multiverse, she will recover. Everything is fine. Except for the incest child, this one is going to be¡­. A problem. But don¡¯t worry, someone will put him in multiverse school soon. And he will become a hero and end the evil Ariete-chan¡¯s plot of making a harem of despair-induced multiverses for herself and her sadistic needs. Or maybe not. But he will. So rejoice! Everything is for nothing, since the whole place will be blown up to pieces by the fat guy when Dumbshit wakes! Since he is useless now and would very much like to get rid of all this shit. But this and more, in the next chapter! See ya. Chapter 9 : And Now I Dont Need You Anymore - So, how did it go ? - Good, good. Indeed, using the narration made things easier. - I told you, didn¡¯t I ? Even though you should have used it better. This story is a mess. - Whatever. I have done everything I needed to do already. It¡¯s not like they where tricked. I said it was a trash story after all. - Ah, how heartless ~~~~ - Don¡¯t YOU tell me that ! - Hahaha, you guys sure are lively today, aren¡¯t you ? - Oh, Lost-kun. Have you found it ? - Yes, yes, it is here with me. And it¡¯s still working fine ! - Good. Smash it then. - Wh- what ? Even though I just recovered it ? - It is useless now. This [narration]. We already have everything we wanted. Plus, it is working but defective. It isn¡¯t making any descriptions. It just permeates dialogues. - Ah, I see. Well, goodbye then folks. - Wait ! Wait ! - Uhm ? What is it now multiverse-kun? - Ugh¡­. You guys are really assholes you know. At least explain to them what this was all about. - *sigh* Sometimes you push your luck you know ? - Then let me do it. I will end it real quick. - ¡­¡­ whatever. Just do it at once then. We will be eating, so when you finish just let us know. - Ok, ok. I got it. Hey there ! Dumbshit here ! It was a trilling adventure, wasn¡¯t it ? It was, right ? You guys liked that ? ¡­.. Yeah, it is shit. But whatever, anyway, thank you for everything. I just needed someone from your multiverse to watch things from a standpoint. Principle of uncertainty, quantum mechanics and all that bullshit. I wouldn¡¯t be able to pull that trick without your help. So, thank you for giving me your attention for a while. I know you guys are from a rater boring multiverse, one of those full of rules upon rules upon rules, but it was certainly useful. This content has been misappropriated from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. I shall go now. Don¡¯t worry about Hero-Chan, she will be ok with her folks and everything. As for me¡­.. well, there is still a lot for me to do before these assholes let me go. My deal with them? It¡¯s complex¡­. Let¡¯s just say, we aren¡¯t really sure this Infinite-S multiverse thing is the end of everything. Also, many of them just don¡¯t want to go through the problem of creating their own SSS-Multiverses, or are in it just for the politics and games and stuff. Anyway. They get my help, I get their help and patronage. If I deny, they give me as a gift for one of the Elder Gods of torture or something. Pretty standard deal, really. But it isn¡¯t all bad. They usually have such a difficult time working together I get to be as lazy as I want, so it is pretty good for now. And that is it. Goodbye folks. Hope you all can die marvelous deaths. And try not to become gods so soon, please. Or, if you do, don¡¯t rise too much in the ranks. Stay put in your own multiverse for a while. I don¡¯t want to have to deal with YOUR requests also. So, that¡¯s it. Until never again! Dumbshit, OUT ! Notes from the author: That concludes this first story of mine (with this profile at least¡­.). I probably won¡¯t return to this world of multiverses, since I got bored midway and almost gave up. But I may do some other stuff. I was thinking about some rather crazy stuff. Being trash is really liberating after all. See you folks around. Thank you for reading.