《My Bride is a Moon Rabbit》 CH 1 - Heck, the moon palace! ======================================================================== PART 1 ======================================================================== The gentle rain has been falling from the night sky for three hours now. There were frequent flash of lightning every so often, but it was a gorgeous sight. Strangely enough, even if there were lightning strikes, not a single sound of thunder can be heard. Have I become deaf? That should not be possible. I can clearly hear the music that is coming out from my headphones. I am currently listening to classical music. It was to match the mood created by the falling rain. That''s right, it was to match this blissful evening with the calming drops of rain. As much as I want this scene to continue eternally, I was pulled out from my deep thought by the ringing of my phone. The phone is just a standard model sold in the market. It was neither fancy, nor something outdated. It was enough for my needs. As I removed one of the speakers of my headphones, I placed my ringing phone near my uncovered left ear. I clicked the "Accept" button, and began to wonder the identity of the caller since it was an unregistered number. "Hello, who is this?" "Hey there Polaris, have you already eaten?" The man behind the calm, and cool voice is my father: Christoph Baltazar. He is an astrophysicist, and works abroad so we don''t really meet with each other that much. He does call everyday to check up on me. "What''s up dad?" "Well first, I have already deposited your allowance for this week, including your livelihood expenses. Next, did you know that a ''super moon'' will appear tonight, around 11PM? You might want to check it out." "A ''super moon'' huh. Last time I saw one was when mom was still around..." My mom died when I was still on the fourth grade. The cause of death? Nobody really knows. It was all too sudden. One day, she suddenly fell ill and at the third day, she was no more. The doctors were all baffled by the unknown cause of her death, while me and my dad can only pray for her soul to be at peace. "I know that you are still sad over the death of Martha, but all we can do is to live and to cherish her precious memories with us" "I know that! Its no time to be saddened by this! If mom can see our expressions now, I bet she would bring out that ladle of hers and smack our heads with it!" "Hahahaha! Quite true! Speaking of which, did you put it somewhere safe?" My mom was a cook. When she was alive, she cannot be seen without her handy-dandy ladle. Heck, my dad once told me that she brought that ladle with her when they went on their first honeymoon. "Anyway dad, I''m going to hang up now. I do intend to watch that ''super moon''" "Yeah, I also need to go to work right now. Good night, kid" With that, my conversation with my father ended. ================================================================================ PART 2 ================================================================================ My name is Polaris Baltazar. Male. 16 years old. Upcoming first year high school. A friendly person. No girlfriend. No special talent. I do have a passion though, but it''s not something to brag about. I was named after the North Star. My mother wanted me to have a good name that would somehow mean "guiding others" or similar to that. My father, as an astrophysicist, then commented about the role of the North Star, and that is how I came to have my name. Right now, I am preparing to watch the ''super moon'' phenomenon that my father mentioned earlier. A ''super moon'' happens when the moon is the closest to Earth as it travels along its elliptical axis, either in its full or new face. Ever since I was a child, I have this strong affection to the moon. On nights where no moon can be seen, I always feel sad and lonely. Even now, although I might not show it, but moonless nights are the loneliest for me. This affection was greatly increased when, for the first time in my life, I saw the ''super moon''. The moon at that time was basked in reddish-orange light. It was truly fascinating. My heart pounded loudly as my consciousness drift its attention solely to the enlarge moon. It was like my entire being was called into full focus. It was like I am being pulled towards it. The day after I watched the supermoon, I began feeling more delighted than usual. I feel complete yet at the same time partially lacking. Would the saying "Is the cup half-empty or half-full" explains it better? The clear night sky is a contradiction to its condition hours before. Nobody can see a trace of the night rain. Well, that works in my favor. A rainy night is a cloudy night after all. With the clouds covering the sky, even if its a super moon, it will still be covered. I brought out my telescope that I got from my dad for my tenth birthday. It was an old model of a Celestron telescope. Its body is long, cylindrical, and black-colored, with a tripod having a height of 4 feet maximum. Most telescopes found on television dramas look similar to this. I positioned the telescope in my room''s window. My window is facing East, so it was pretty convenient for moon watching. Unauthorized use: this story is on Amazon without permission from the author. Report any sightings. "Timecheck, its currently 10:30 pm, huh..." I whispered to myself, and sighing as I wonder for how many more minutes do I have to wait for me to witness it again. A couple of sodas and pizzas later, it was time. I adjusted my chair to level it with the telescope, and then I put on my headphones to start listening to my "intrumentals" playlist. I put a couple of sodas in the table near where I am currently located. "Hooh... here you are again Mr. Moon." My heart began pounding again. For the first time after ten years, I am seeing it again. The majestic view that is rarely seen by many, because of its frequency of occurrences and time of appearance. "... What is that?" I asked myself. I noticed a strange characteristic of this ''super moon''. There is some kind of light in the middle of it. It was a greenish light, and somehow it is on the pattern of the moon that looks like a large square-shape. I began adjusting my telescope and zoom it in that specific point. I still can''t get a clear view of the light, so I readjusted myself and made my telescope a bit longer. "Argh..argggg.g..g. what...is ..wrong with my head!!!" I feel a sudden sharp pain in my forehead. This headache is something that I have not experience ever in my life. It was like a nail is being driven straight into my brain. If there is an actual one being done in my head, I would not notice it because of this pain. A sudden flash of light then envelopes my surrounding, as I suddenly feel light akin to floating. ... "I don''t know what happened, but am I suddenly dead?" I asked myself a stupid question. No, wait. Its not totally stupid. Let me review what happened. I set up the telescope, then I watched the super moon, and then I saw some light on it. Suddenly, I suffered from an intense headache, and lastly I was envelope by some kind of light. What can I deduce? First, its possible that the light I saw is the source of my headache. Okay, so far reasoning is functioning correctly. Checking the order of events, I might have: A. Been abducted by aliens B. Suffered from some kind of brain cancer/damage C. Suddenly fell asleep, and all is but a dream. D. Some mysterious power made it happened E. The government''s experimentation My logic is also operational. However, I don''t think I fell asleep. I mean, I know that I am totally awake right now. The second option might be the answer, yet I don''t feel anymore pain. The fourth option seems believable right now, so is the first. I don''t think it is the fifth option though, after all it won''t explain the situation that I am currently in. "Do you take this mudperson as your husband, and will care of him and be with him, until the great lunar cycle of life ends?" "I will in the honor of the tranquil moonlight" Hey, hey... what in the world is going on? Why am I standing in front of this huge crowd. And who in the world is this old lady speaking tongues that I do not have an idea of its meaning. Lastly, who in the world is this girl who is currently holding my hand, wearing some kind of pink veil, and is replying to whatever the old lady is saying. "Then let us do the vow of the moon for the exchange of covenants!" The girl beside me suddenly removes her veil, and to my surprise... "Ra..ra..rabbit''s ears!?" Okay, the sixth option: F. A group of cosplay maniacs has kidnapped me for some unknown reason. Yes, this is the only plausible answer. All of these mumbo jumbo must be the cause of obsession towards fictional characters. Damn, why is it always me? "Wha..what are you doing!?" The girl then held my hand, and slowly raise it towards her head. She then placed it in one of her fake bunny ears. Her face showed a bit of embarrassment. Shouldn''t I be the one embarrass by this? Wait, no no, Polaris lets go back to reason again. Why did she put my hand over her fake bunny ears? With no logical reason, contrary to what I did earlier, I began to rub her ''fake'' ears, and scratching it a bit. Actually it look more like tickling it, if it ever had a sensation. However, when I began doing those actions I noticed that the ear were really soft, like something organic, something alive. "This is a pretty well done props for a cosplay" Flashes of green light began to surround my environment. Ah, don''t tell it''s that light again. Not good. "Then I announce you as Husband and Wife!" After the old lady said something a bit similar to English, the light enveloped both me and the girl in front of me. ================================================================================ ================================================================================ Hello! My name is Gardevoir07 and this is my first story in this website. I hope that you guys will enjoy one! I don''t have any real chapter schedule, but you can be assured that I am going to continue the story. CH 2 - Im still single you know!? Author''s Note: Hello! First off, thank you for reading this novel. I know that this novel only have two chapters but I plan on continuing this novel. Now to the main part. Many of you would notice that this novel is inactive for 9 months, but I have a reason for not updating. Last year was my final year in College. I was struggling against a lot of deadlines and projects. However, I had finally graduated and I can continue on writing this novel. My goal with novel is consistency. I will treat this project as a training ground on how to write a novel properly so any criticism and feedback is greatly appreciated. Thanks for reading my boring and thoughtless notes. =============================== =============================== Nnnn¡­ ¡°Argh¡­ what the hell happened? My head hurts so much!¡± I woke up in my bed having a really bad headache. Wait¡­ how did I ended up back in my bed? If I remember correctly, I was watching the super moon last night, then there was this really weird green light, then I was standing in front of a lot of people¡­then rabbit ears? Wait? What? Rabbit ears!!? Man, this headache is really killing. I''m guessing this is the influence of eating too much pizza. Not only did I get a headache, I even had a really weird dream. It¡¯s really weird though, my dream is about something that I have not seen at all. I mean, if I dreamt about a flying pizza-spaceship, then I would understand. On the contrary, why did I dreamt of rabbit-eared people? Not only that, but it seems that I was being married to one of them. The girl was cute though¡­those bunny ears were really soft¡­ I really need to get a girlfriend, or next time my dreams will worsen. ¡°RINGGGGGG!!!! RINGGGGGGGGG!!!¡± Oh hell, it¡¯s almost time for school! Where are my shoes! Ah, the rice is burned! Oh no, my homework! Ah, the woes of living alone! Need to do everything on my own. If only I have a girlfriend or wife that I could rely with daily tasks¡­ But a wife huh, I sorta remembered being married to that bunny girl. Ah!! This is not the time for hallucinating and day-dreaming! I have to run now! Onwards! ¡­ ¡­ I reached school in the nick of time ¨C not. I was scolded by the school¡¯s disciplinary teacher, Mr. Matt Pad. We secretly call him uncle three-eyes because of the big cyst in between his eyes, slightly above his nose. Generally speaking, I am a good role model student and this is the first time that I was late so my punishment is simple a scolding. Those daily offenders are punished heavily by not being allowed to leave school unless they do some basic school assistance, like cleaning the toilets or clearing the school grounds of dead leaves falling from the trees. Right, the name of my high school is Lunar Shield high school. I think the reason why I have chosen this school is pretty obvious. The school is located in the center of the city so the area where it is situated became the commerce center of the city. I do wish they try modulate those businesses that are harmful to students. Anyway, after I got my clearance card from the disciplinary office, I was allowed to proceed to my class. Good thing that my classroom is near the disciplinary office, it was just directly above it. There is also a stairway on the right side of the office directly going up the next floor. I guess they choose this place so that they can monitor the students easier. As I arrive at the classroom, I notice a change of mood in my classmates. Most of the men are festive, like they are joining the ati-atihan festival in Cebu. They only lack the costume; they are already dancing like madman. ¡°Hey Polaris! Heard the news?¡± ¡°Don¡¯t tell me you impregnated a girl?¡± ¡°You bastard! No girl would even notice me¡­¡± This guy who is contemplating about his life¡¯s misfortunes is my best friend Ricardo. He is a Spanish decent, so his figure is actually attractive ¨C save for the fact that he is fat, extremely fat. I don¡¯t have anything against people with extra layer of ¡°skin¡±, blame society for that view. I personally think that if he exercise or undergoes a diet, he will look like a particular mestizo actor. This narrative has been purloined without the author''s approval. Report any appearances on Amazon. Ah, but that doesn''t mean that I am attracted to him or anything like that! I¡¯m straight! ¡°Polaris? What¡¯s wrong? Your eyes are looking at me like I¡¯m most disgusting person in the world¡± ¡°Ah nothing, n-a-thing! Had anybody told you that you look dashing today!?¡± ¡°My mom did before I left home¡± ¡°¡­¡± Ah, is this the infamous example of the saying ¡°Face only a mother could love¡±? Speaking of which, I remember that his mother is actually a very beautiful woman whom you won¡¯t even expect to have an age greater than her own waistline. Pity her husband is quite the opposite of her. Rather, I would actually think that Ricardo is a bastard son if not for the fact that him and his father are similar. Fortunately for him, he inherited his mother¡¯s face or else I might have to reconsider my friendship with him. Ah, don¡¯t think badly of me. I have nothing against pigs. ¡°Anyway, Ric. What¡¯s up with the class? Why do I feel like going on a rock band concert before the band starts playing?¡± ¡°A transfer student has come! And base from the people who had seen the person, it seems like a girl! A very beautiful girl!¡± ¡°I see.¡± ¡°I see? That¡¯s your reaction? C¡¯mon dude! It¡¯s a girl! Moreover a beautiful one! Don¡¯t forget about the tragedy that happened last year when Marie transferred!¡± Oh yeah, that incident. It made all the boys in the class to weep to death. Apparently, when Marie transferred, there were rumors of her ¡°unparalleled¡± beauty that can make the birds cry and the sky to rain. Well, she certainly did made someone cry. Why? Well¡­ let¡¯s just say that her beauty is so outstanding nobody would even want to see her. She have very big legs, similar to a mountain climber. She possesses a body of a muscle builder ¨C no. I bet she could defeat them on the Mr. Muscle Builder contest. Her face ¡­ I can¡¯t even stare at it. Overall, a beautiful girl, although I¡¯m a bit apprehensive adding the ¡°girl¡± part. I¡¯m sure someone can appreciate her(?) beauty, but it¡¯s unlikely to be coming from this class. When she arrived, I was laughing hysterically at Ricardo and at some other guys, but especially at Ricardo. Prior to Marie¡¯s entrance, the men had a competition to see who had the opportunity to greet her first. Ricardo did a lot of things just to win, like blackmailing someone or reminding that person that he has a debt to clear. I guess this is what you call a heavenly tribulation. ¡°Anyway, what¡¯s the name of the person? What does she look like?¡± ¡°No intelligence on the name, but what I heard she has a massive *ahem* future¡± ¡°Commander, how big are we talking about here?¡± ¡°¡­Nimitz Class¡± ¡°Keukk!!¡± Oh wow seriously? THAT BIG? Is she planning on bombing a country? No wait, let¡¯s remain calm. Breathe. Calm your nerves. ¡°¡­Haaaaahhh..¡± ¡°I know that feeling! I perfectly understand you! Anyway it seems like she¡¯s here. Look, here comes Ms. Johanson!¡± I began to anticipate the hopes and dreams of men. As our perfectly sour-yet-beautiful homeroom teacher arrive, she look at the class with her gaze that could cut through anyone¡¯s soul. She then started relaxing a bit and then she opened her mouth. ¡°Okay you little hormone-induced demons. I know what you are palpitating about, but can you please go out from the room if you start shivering¡­ or drooling¡± ¡°As everyone knows, we have a new member of the class. Monde, come inside and introduce yourself.¡± As Ms. Johanson finished her sentence, a girl suddenly went inside the classroom. ¡­Wait, she looks similar to the girl I married on my dream! Why is she looking straight at me? I have bad feeling about this. ¡°Hello, my name is Monde Baltazar. As you could notice from my name, I am currently married to Polaris Baltazar. Please allow us to build our lovenest in the class, thank you for understanding.¡± Holy pizza! CH 3 - Trials and Tribulations Author''s Notes: Sorry about last chapter, I mispelled the heroine''s name from Monde to Mond! It''s fix now! Also, please support my other novel : Redoing my life for the sake of money! Oh right, I haven''t edited this chapter for grammars and such, I''ll be back after eating Criticisms and opinions are accepted! ============================ Holy pizza! What the hell is this girl talking about!? I admit that she is cute with her short pink bob hair and she is totally my type¡­ But this is the very first time that I met her! ..Don¡¯t tell me that she really was that girl from my dreams? No way! I don¡¯t believe it! She doesn¡¯t have rabbit ears! ¡­nnnggh! Why do I suddenly feel like being pierce by millions of spears!? D¡¯arvit! The guys are looking at me like I¡¯m a cattle about to be sent in the slaughter house! No! More like a pig being roasted by the flames of hatred that they are harboring against me! ¡°You bastard! You pretend to be a good friend, while ridiculing me from behind! Impregnate my ass! It¡¯s you had already climb to adulthood!¡± ¡°Ric, he..hey this is the first time that I¡¯ll be meeting her. I won¡¯t even know about her until you told me so!¡± ¡°Stop lying you bastard! All those years of friendship wasted just for a girl! I even shared my treasured porn mags to you, but you won¡¯t even tell me that you already have ¡­ a wife!¡± Goddamnit Ric! Why do you have to blabber that now! Ahhh! The girls are looking at me like I¡¯m some kind of an animal! A perverted animal! ¡°Okay boys, while I do understand your need to share your stash of garbage to each other, please refrain from telling that in the entire class. Due to some circumstances that you have heard from Monde personally, she transferred in this school to be with her husband *snicker*. Anyway, you Paolo, transfer to the empty seat at the last row and give your current seat to Monde!¡± As soon as Ms. Johanson finished her sentenced, Paolo, the guy in my left side, glared at me angrily and started packing his things. He then stood up and slowly walk behind the class, going to his new seat. I¡¯ll apologize to him later by treating him to some delicious shwarma. Wait, why do I have to apologize!? In the first place, I am not the cause of this! I need to talk to this ¡®wife¡± of mine. Okay le¡­. WARNING! WARNING! Nimitz Class ship is approaching our nearby vicinity! Polarian soldier 1: ¡°Commander! The Nimitz is approaching fast! At this rate, we are going to collide with it!¡± Polarian Command: ¡°Perform evasive maneuvers!¡± Polarian soldier 2: ¡°We can¡¯t evade! The Nimitz¡¯s too fast! Commander, I believe we have to abandon ship!¡± Polarian Commander: ¡°You guys go! I will live and die by the ship!¡± Polarian Soldier 1: ¡°Arghhh! Vision scope is damage, we can¡¯t see anything!¡± That girl, Monde, suddenly hug me! When did she walk towards me!? My god, I¡¯m getting suffocated by these huge ¡°pillows¡±! I might be the first person in the entire planet who will die due to suffocation from breasts! Just how big are these things!? ¡°Finally, finally! I have finally reached you, my dear. For ten years, I have been waiting¡­ waiting till I can finally meet you!¡± ¡°Okay Monde, your reunion speech will have to wait after class. Class, stop staring at the new girl and start paying attention to what I am going to say! First we have to¡­¡± ¡­ ¡­ ..nnhh.. ..huh? Why is it so dark? Was the school not able to pay its electric bills? I knew it! That cheapskate looking principal really is stingy! Wait¡­ something¡¯s not right. During the short break after homeroom, I walked out of the class to avoid those dangerous glares and went to the toilet, then ¡­ hmm¡­ I don¡¯t remember what happened next. Why do I feel that my hands are tied behind my back? Hmm¡­ this foul smell seems familiar¡­ ¡°I hereby announce the start of the trial for the suspect, Polaris Baltazar, for committing one of the most grievous sin in our brotherhood: monopolizing the cute transfer student, Monde!¡± ¡°¡±¡±Roast him! Roast him! Roast him!¡±¡±¡± ¡°Throw his body under the bridge, and let it sink for eternity!¡± ¡°¡±¡±Throw him! Throw him! Throw him!¡±¡±¡± ¡°Protect Monde¡¯s precious purity!¡± ¡°¡±¡±Protect it! Protect it! Protect it!¡±¡±¡± If you spot this story on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation.I am pretty sure that last one sounds like Ricardo. That bastard, betraying a friend because of jealousy. Suddenly, someone remove the blindfold covering my eyes. ¡­A mop head? Dude! You are wearing a mop on top of your head! Can¡¯t you use anything else for a wig other than that!? ¡°Defendant Polaris! You are hereby punished by the brotherhood! Your punishment is ¨C walking in the hallway while wearing this sign on top of your head!¡± The judge-looking person, who is not obviously Paolo, handed me a sign with the message ¡°I watch gay porn¡±. ¡°You unfair judge! I demand for my defense attorney!¡± ¡°Defense attorney? Very well. Someone call his defense attorney!¡± Someone suddenly went inside this crowded room... wait, we are still on the toilet room right? Anyway, that person was carrying something¡­ You¡¯ve got to be kidding me! ¡°This is your defense attorney! The principal¡¯s goat!¡± ¡°Baaaaaaa!!¡± ¡°Now then, Mr. Attorney. What can you say about the allegations towards your client?¡± ¡°BAAAAAA!¡± ¡°Oh hoh, you are right. You really can¡¯t defend a real offender!¡± Oi! The only thing that I could hear him say is ¡°Baaa¡± and nothing more. Also mr. goat, please stop chewing my uniform! ¡°Well then gentlemen, grab him and start tying the sign on top of his head!¡± ¡°¡±¡±Sir, yes sir!¡±¡±¡± Oh god these idiots! I have to escape from this room quickly! Okay, I¡¯ll grab Ricardo and throw him towards these idiots. ¡°Polaris, what are you doin¡­ arghhh!!¡± ¡°¡±¡±ARGHH!!!¡±¡±¡± Now then, let¡¯s quickly run away from here and go back to the classroom. ¡­ ¡­ When I finally arrived at the classroom, I saw a lot of people surrounding it. They must have been intrigued by the arrival of Monde. I can even see some boys drooling and panting. Oi, don¡¯t do anything strange while in broad daylight! I can see Monde busily chatting with the girls who were surrounding her seat. They must be asking about her personal life and such. I do hope she doesn¡¯t anymore say anything that will further drive my body six feet below the ground. ¡°Hey, hey Monde! So how did you become the wife of Polaris?¡± ¡°It was destined by the stars! He and I were destined to marry each other.¡± ¡°You said that you were waiting for him for ten years? Where did you meet?¡± ¡°I only saw him once, and at that moment I knew that he will be my destined partner. I¡­ fell in love with him!¡± D¡¯arvit! It¡¯s too late now! She had just released an atomic bomb on the entire class. Ah, the guys outside and inside the class are getting agitated! ¡°Who is this Polaris guy! If I met him, I will break his bones and feed his meat to my pet dog, Chiwi!¡± ¡°Everyone, find him! Once you find him, bring him to the usual place and prepare to beat this guy to death!¡± Mom, I might be joining you early. I hope you have already reserved a spot for me there in heaven. Also, his dog is named Chiwi?? When I¡¯m still busy contemplating my misfortune, Monde saw me while I am idiotically standing in front of the classroom¡¯s door. ¡°My dear husband!¡± The moment she said that, everyone directed their gaze to the person whom Monde declared as her ¡°dear husband¡±, me. Mom, please prepare a pizza tower for me over there! CH 4 - Why am I still being glared at!? Author''s Notes: Thank you for the comments! It really motivates me to continue writing this fiction! Also, thank you for pointing out my mistakes and criticisms! This is still unedited since I''m tired after writing. Will edit this after resting up a bit! ========================= Err¡­right now I¡¯m currently being surrounded by the guys from different classes. The glares that I¡¯m receiving from them is enough to fry my brains dry! What should I do!? What should I do!? Dangerous! Someone is holding a baseball bat, hitting his palm softly like a hooligan in a turf war. Eh, a blondy is sitting on a chair, resting his arms on top of the chair¡¯s backrest. I never knew my school had these types of people. Rather, aren¡¯t I in total danger!? Heh¡­if it¡¯s a fight that they want, then they will get it! Men of Baltazar are not cowards¡­unless they are fighting against their wife. Father told me that in the history of our family, the females are fiercer than the males! From our great grand ancestor to my father, no exceptions! Father said that grandma used to beat grandpa thoroughly till his all broken bones and ribs! No wonder my pops is super submissive towards my mother¡­ Why do I feel that they tend to do S&M plays¡­ right, I¡¯m overthinking this! I¡¯m just overthinking this! Weirdly enough I can see my mom fitting the ¡°sadistic¡± criteria¡­ Anyway, although I am willing to fight for my life in this situation, but peace is still the best! I wonder if I can try talking things out. But I would like to ask first, when did Ricardo and those idiots arrive? I can see them already joining the crowd, staring at me like I¡¯m some sort of sacrificial lamb. If that¡¯s the case, I offer my all to God so please save me! While I¡¯m still undecided on what I should do, Monde stood up and started walking towards me. All attention towards me are all shifted to the walking beauty. ¡°My dear husband, why are still standing there? Everyone, please let my husband through.¡± Suddenly being address by the beauty, the people who were surrounding me disperse like a school of fish. Good thing that I didn¡¯t have to battle my way through, ala action star style. As I have finally entered the classroom, Monde suddenly interlocked her arms with my right arm. Ohhh! This softness! I¡¯m going to melt, I¡¯m going to melt! Ah, I don¡¯t care anymore about the stares and glares around us. The softness is to die for, but why do I feel that she¡¯s hugging my arm with extreme strength? ¡°My dear husband, shall we sit first? I know you have a lot of questions. Don¡¯t worry, I¡¯ll answer all of it!¡± ¡°Ye-yeah, okay let¡¯s go.¡± While still hugging my right arm, we reached our seats that were still being surrounded by the girls who were questioning Monde earlier. But why do I feel a very oppressive aura coming from them? Don¡¯t tell me even the girls are jealous of me? Or are they jealous of Monde? No wait¡­ ah, as expected. They are looking at me with disgust. I¡¯ll get back to you Ricardo! I will have my revenge! I will steal all of your porn mags and expose it to the school by pinning it in the bulletin board! Though it¡¯s a shame to lose those treasures¡­ Once we reached our seats, Monde let go of her arms and sat beside me. Ah, the softness is gone¡­ Anyway, let¡¯s get right to the main point now! ¡°Err¡­ Monde, was it? Please tell me how did I become your¡­err¡­ husband.¡± ¡°Don¡¯t tell me you forgot what happened last night!? I¡­ it was my first time too.¡± Crap, this is bad! People are going to misunderstand what she said. Actually, I also don¡¯t understand what she is talking about! Don¡¯t tell me I really did something heinous to her last night!? A case of content theft: this narrative is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation.No! I have clear conscience, a clear conscience! I could hear someone saying ¡°I didn¡¯t know Polaris is such a beast!¡± and ¡°You bastard! I knew it! You really did become an adult before me!¡± and such. Rather, wasn¡¯t that last one Ricardo? You! After all of this, I will beat you up! Let¡¯s clear up the misunderstanding first! ¡°Err¡­Monde, what did you mean by ¡®first time¡¯?¡± What is it!? Why are all of you are glaring at me like that!? I could even hear some of you saying ¡®What a bastard! He doesn¡¯t even want to take responsibility!¡¯ and other similarly false accusations. I would love to if I know about it! I can¡¯t even remember doing the deed! I would love it if I can remember it though¡­ Rather, stop spouting nonsense you fat bastard!! ¡°Eheh, I mean my first time letting someone touch precious ears. It was really embarrassing for me!¡± Saying that while blushing¡­ that¡¯s foul play, really foul! Stop being so cute! Even the people around us are being sucked by your charm! I could hear someone talking ¡®Ears? Is that a new play?¡¯ and ¡®I also like to touch the ears of my cat, Pewpers!¡¯ while watching Monde¡¯s embarrassed face. Hey, wait a minute! Isn¡¯t your pet a dog named Chiwi!? And it¡¯s supposed to be ¡°Chili Peppers¡± not ¡°Chiwi Pewpers¡±. Ah, I give up. Let¡¯s just clarify things with Monde first. ¡°Ah, so last night wasn¡¯t just a dream. Still, talking about this in public, isn¡¯t a bit inappropriate!?¡± ¡°Ah, sorry! It¡¯s just I am so excited meeting you that I forgot all about it!¡± ¡°Ah, no it¡¯s fine, it¡¯s fine! Let¡¯s talk about this after school, okay? Anyway, the teacher is also here so let¡¯s stop the talk for now.¡± ¡°Ah, okay. My dear husband!¡± ¡°Wait, wait. Monde¡­ it¡¯s not that I hate it, actually I love it, but can you stop calling me your ¡®husband¡¯ while in school?¡± ¡°No! Wherever you are and whenever it is, you are my husband!¡± ¡°Ouch, ouch! OKAY, Okay! Stop gripping my hand, it¡¯ll break!¡± This girl¡¯s strength is absurd! Ah, don¡¯t tell me that she had really inherited the ¡®Baltazar¡¯s wife¡¯ legacy!? Rather, I haven¡¯t even clarified all the details yet! I can¡¯t accept her being my wife easily! I¡¯m not an easy man, ya know! Still, I wouldn¡¯t really mind if she becomes my girlfriend. She is, after all, a really cute girl. Every guy would like to have a girlfriend as cute as her. I do need to clarify a lot of things. I need to ask her about that green light, or that ritual that we did last night, or where was I brought last night. And most importantly, where are her rabbit ears!? Well, rather than being too occupied about these matters, let¡¯s just go with the flow for now. I believe everything will reveal itself after some time. Though, I¡¯m a bit worried about something. Why is there a goat beside me? Oh god, my notes! Ah, forget it, I¡¯m screwed either way. ¡°Baaaa! Baaaa! Baaa!¡± What is it you bastard! I¡¯m going to look for the idiot who put you here and drag his ass all the way to the principal¡¯s office to be punished by him! Also, Mr. Goat! Please stop chewing my uniform! This is still new, about a week old ya know! Ah, my life is currently messy.