《Hells Pit》 Prologue: Truck-san!! and Rebirth Hi i am heff ikelfoot, and i hate the human race, reasons 1: greedy 2: Stupid 3: lazy, soooooo 3 might a overstatemant maby 2 and 1.... anyway im dead, how? well truck-san ofcourse. anyway i needed to get pencil for my friend he forgot, gave him his stupid pencil, and when i went home...... *HONK* *HONK* *SPLAT* *CRUNCH* and now im stuck in this Void. *Slap* Auw! Huh Where am i? im in a white room?? *???* "Welcome you shall be reborn as a demon god good luck. *heff* "Wait What!" A blinding Light aaaaaaaand Darkness real quick... OK! Where am i... is that a planet? Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on Royal Road. _____________________________________________________________________________________________ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Author note: short i know and maby boring or bad im learning jeez, you just wait... anyhow this aint my first language so yeah and i might pump out chapters like *BLARGH* or like one or none.... help me..... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------_____________________________________________________________________________________________ Chapter 1: the Demon god is Born! *heff* ''''thats a planet and.... IM CLOSING IN FAST!" *SCREAMS* *going straight through planet* *heff* "Huh?" *going in a portal to Hell* *heff* "OH GOD NO" *SCREAMS MORE* *INTERNAL SCREAMING* <1000000000 years later> :Author note: LOOOOOOOOOOONG TIME SKIP! *Dont worry he was asleep* ................................................... ...................................................... ........................................................... *wakes up* *heff?* "well then" it seems that i slept for 1000000000 years thats a lot how do i know this well... ___________________________________________________________________________________________________ Name: Eclipse Darksun Age: 1000000000 Title: God of Demons/???/First demon/ Health: 1000000/1000000 Mana: 10000000/10000000 Strenght: 100000 Vitality: 1000000 Agility: 100100 Intelligence: 100000 Wisdom: 100000 Endurance: 100000 Luck: 100 Skills: Devil''s Gaze/Demon spawner/Hells gate/Hells Wrath/Contract Dealer/Demon Creation/ Enjoying the story? Show your support by reading it on the official site. ___________________________________________________________________________________________________ *Eclipse* "well it seems i am now eclipse... and a demon god with overpowerd skills..... HELL YEAH!" ___________________________________________________________________________________________________ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Was it short? i dont know well i do but still, i will make longer one''s in time well hope you enjoy it see ya in the next one! Chapter 2: Demon Creation Mwhahaha well lets create some things hmmm <3 hours later> Results of (demon creation) skill: so thats that now then hell is kinda barren. o yeah dark lords are rare demons, why well they love the void and dont reproduce. and hungry souls are really fuckd up, they need to feed on other souls of the living or dead. and mini minitour a cute versions of minitour the rest you know. oh and demon wraith are well demon versions of wraith. any lest spawn some in *activates Demon spawner skill* The story has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation. ... my me. That a lot about 1000. ok not a LOT but still good start (demon population: 12% succubus 16% demons 12% High demons 1% Dark lords 40% goblins 2% hungry souls 2% Wraith/Demon wraiths 5% imp 10% mini minitour/minitour) so thats that o also they cant see me, also hell changed when i spawnt them its kinda beautiful like we have green and also we do have burning landscapes with mountens and flower fields and such lets CHAOS!, Yeah so my race is doing for now even though they were just born and also demon have the trait demon spawner as passive meanin so long they life random beast/minion/things spawn in hell at random locations, hmm i wonder. is this a long one? i dont know, anyhow i had fun writhing this one!, see ya in the next one :P Chapter 3: Dark and light im sorry for short chaps, did not have time mate, but long chap incoming! !!beware of 4wall breaking rude sassy short narrator!! (???) hmm indeed Fat Ass (author) no Just no NOOOOO [th_107_.gif] ____________________________________________________________________ as Eclipse was watching his creations advanced he grew more and more curious about the otherworld. (aka = the Earth like planet) so he got to work trying to find a way to go to Erstil (name of the otherworld) and almost a decade later, he got a anwser. a portal like the one he came here with so he started to expiremant. "result a result Finaly!" and so he got to work some more and this happend. he got the power to show himself to his race, you know what happend? *sounds of screams frantic movement* so yeah anyhow our hero... villian also got the power of space to some degree like portals and float like a godlike being... dont say it! anyhow about 1000 years pass and the demon race got pretty advanced. now comes the fun part. they went and done it. now there were 2 yes 2 demon lords and 2 groups of hero,s. as you can hopefully tell human fairy Things? dwarfs that i love! and beast poeple? Author AUTHOR WHAT THE??! WHERE ARE YOU!!!! YOU GAINT PERV!! (sorry everyone cant spell for banana, we are trying to contain te narrator and give her a chill pill, thanks for the wait) So these races dont really like the demons bla bla Cliche plot is cliche. anyhow Eclipse is not that happy so yeaa i am gone go on trip You might be reading a stolen copy. Visit Royal Road for the authentic version.for te rest of this chap see ya loves. (is is she gone?) <1POV :eclipse:> *SOUND OF TABLES CRASHIN OT TE WINDOW* (???) "GODDAMIT I HATE THEM AHHH" (???) "calm down lord Eclipse!" says random scubbi or is she random? (eclipse) "BUT T-THEY HAVE GONE AND DONE IT AGAIN LISA AGAIN!" ( Cliche name is Cliche) (lisa) "i know my lord, we just need to find a new demon lord." (eclipse) "DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THAT CAN LAST! THEY DONT GROW ON TREES THE TREES!" (lisa) "what about a dark lord?" (eclipse) "cant why they like to keep to themself and i respect that. anyway i decided that once in 200 years a demon lord shows, why? well me and lisa the demon lord needs train for 100 years and well yea so new system check, also before you ask. dark lords are beings that are unfit for demon lord they hate light they are strong but not on Erstil they are weak just as weak as a normal high demon." (lisa) "o ok" suddenly BOOM! (eclipse) "WHAT NOW!!" short? o well now whe got a weird narrator Check! bad writing Check! a plot Check! Z()@#@!JSEfh64#84 CHECK! See ya in the next one o_0 (???) bad author is bad Chapter 4: IT! before we start im sowwy for not being able to update, i was tired so tired..... anyway things got weird mate sooo.... idk fuck it here you go also new mc!!!! -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- (???) Pov: where am i.... its so dark.... and cold.... so cold... :unknown amount of time later: ... .... .......... *huh?....* *Whats that.....* IT saw light for the first time in ages maby even... who knows... IT only knew one thing.... ... IT hated that light. then a man came out of that light and before the man could speak... If you encounter this tale on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it.IT ATE HIM IT ATE ATE AND ATE, till there was only that light left IT ate the light too till only darkness remaind... till a door came a door a black door with golden chains binding it shut. IT was a curios being and was goin to try and open it.. till the golden chains broke and the door opens and a skeleton comes out and it says to IT ''''hello lost one'''' short well duh plot progress mate anyhow what happend to te demon god. weird narrator-chan. and what shall IT do. and whose skeleton dude. we shall find out next time! [th_0v.gif] Author Message: read IT! NOT A CHAP [th_0v.gif] ahahahahahahahah! anyhow like the cover mad it my self [th_0pride.gif] so them chaps are short i know im workin on it also the plot *if there was one* is gonna go dark i mean reaaal dark! like IT is gonna *spoilers?* EAT AND EAT MWHAHAHAHA also can some one tell me how i make those blue screens This story has been taken without authorization. Report any sightings.so i can make a genderless perv thanx, also these messages wont come often soooo yea unless i forgot something SEE YA [th_084_.gif] Chapter 5 ITS FREE here have one more! im so giving today! [th_0v.gif] -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- IT stared at the skeleton (skeleton-Dude)''''Hello?" silence (skeleton-Dude)"HELLOO!?" .... ..... ...... IT could not respond not because IT did not want to IT could simply not speak IT had been so long in this darkness IT forgot how to speak if IT could speak to begin with. (Angry skeleton-Dude)"This is gettin anoying" The Angry skeleton-Dude tried to punch IT but... his punch whent trough IT as IT is simply a pair of red eyes one in the middle of his forehead and two where they would be on a human. also IT was black as black as the void around him. the Dumb Skeleton-Dude''s fist went trough IT''s head. Again again again again again and again... dumbfounded the skeleton spoke again. (DIMWIT Skeleton)''''ok that does not work... peace...?'''' IT clawd at the Dimwit but Dimwit dogde (Dimwit skeleton)''''ok ok ok im sowwy.. i only came to well hmm how do i put this... Stolen from its rightful author, this tale is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.well free you..'''' IT was confused. free IT? IT had many emotions Raging in him. be free or darkness. (skeleton dude)"i know its weird and out of the blue, so what do you say?'''' ... IT nodded the skeleton smiled somehow and said this (skeleton Dude)''''well that solves that, also my name is Narotill. narotill god of the abyss not this darkness because you, YOU are its ruler and prisoner also your no god this "place'''' has and shall have no god only a ruler. anyway its time i send you on your merry way *chuckle* also cover your ears. if you have them." *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* and so IT came into this world to consume, to kill, to destroy, to ERASE, to build his darkness to let it advance... _____________________________________________________ short? was it yea its short.. so 2 chaps this day a new record? idk hope you enjoy SEE YA [th_084_.gif]