《If you're lucky and you know it summon me... Three tissues. :)》 Prologue summoned When I woke up I found myself in a pink room and err... With a strange woman in front of me... Aki:erm... Nice to meet you I am Aki toru so erm... What am I doing here? ???: well nice to meet you to I am Banchan, goddess of falling down the stairs... And you have been erm... Accidently summoned to another world called erm... Banchanverse... Well erm... SORRY! Aki:eh what? Banchan: well it was your brother meant to be summoned so erm... Uuuuuuuu... Aki: wait what no don''t cry err it is okay alright okay* isn''t this going to fast? Like way to fast... Banchan:Uuuuuuuu.... Well erm... You see you were created by niisama sniff and niisama is a high God who created you sniff as the perfect human and you were just about to ascend to a Demi God too sniff ...Uuuuuuu... Aki: well it''s alright okay erm... What the heck is Banchan verse? Stolen from its rightful author, this tale is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.Banchan: my world Uuuuuuu... It now has less and less people because nobody wants to be a summoner anymore... If nobody goes in I''ll die so I used my pitiful amount of power as a goddess of a summoner world to summon your brother but while tripping down the stairs you were summoned Aki: erm well errr okay AHHhhh no stop crying nonstop please Banchan:Uwaaaaaa I''m so sorry sniff Aki: okay err GAAAH! I can''t stand women crying in front of me guhhh I will do what you say okay just stop the crying Banchan: really *bounces right up and asks with expectant eyes... Aki: err yeah Banchan: alright then this and this *2 seconds later bye bye aki love btw you will be a girl in this world bye bye Aki: okay bye bye wait what a Gi- Uwaaaaaa And that was how my two minute conversation went with Banchan and how I was given birth... Chapter 1 birth and the three tissues IWhere am I? I opened my eyes and light greeted me... I''m hungry ''of course you are'' a weird message popped in my mind "Banchan?!"ehhhhh why is she in my mind this is creepy iyaaaaaa~"Uuuuuuuuu" no Banchan no don''t cry noooooo *Half an hour later... I swear I am not saying anything to her again"Uuuuuuuuuu"no...please nooooo *Another half an hour later.................. "Uuuuuuuuu" whyyyyyyy?! Sorry ok I''m sorry Banchan"Fine...ok so Aki kun you were just given birth to congrats! Aaaaaaand here" She said as if nothing just happened ding! You gained blessing of Banchan: increases luck by 1 makes you fall down at every stair... ...dammit Aaanyways Banchan why are you In my head? Banchan: "Well erm how should I say this errrrr it just happened;)" Don''t you just;) me...... GOD DAMMIT Banchan:" hai yeeeees~ God here what is your problem?" Aki:"shut up" Banchan:"Ueeeeeeee" Aki:"nooooooooooooo" "Oh my aki chan what is it" an unknown Voice says as it enters the room"why are you crying?" ... Well there is an annoying goddess in my head can you drive her out?... No way I can say that... Banchan:"me annoying! Shock uuuuuuuuuuuuu" Aki:"F noooooo" "Dear what is it" another voice says as it enters the room "Honey well Aki Chan seems to be crying""that''s a problem darliing are you okay?""honey..""darling" Aki:"...how do you create a lovers atmosphere so easily? This is gonna be a pain...sigh" 1 year later I have awakened completely now and it seems the voices were my parents my mum a nice woman with straight black hair a purple eye and a yellow one my dad a handsome man with red hair and eyes and they are well ermmm pretty... And annoying... Although I still don''t know much about them... Reading on Amazon or a pirate site? This novel is from Royal Road. Support the author by reading it there.Banchan has shut up finally as It seems she has been mentally damaged by me And finally me I have an absolutely kawaii face with red eyes, straight black hair and ermmm a ermmm.... Bishoujo...I have no idea why but it seems I swapped genders... When I asked Banchan she teehee'' me and said I looked adorable after I glared at her and whispered: back of before I break your neck coldly and seems to have mentally damaged her... Yes... Today it seems I am having my awakening ceremony to see what beast I get for my summoner grimoire In the world of banchan verse the only job is summoner although you can say a summoner is every class For example a summoner can be a Mage by having a elemental summon and a mana summon put them together and you have magic Summoners are divided into ten realms Born Child Adult Elder Noble King Emperor Angel Divine Godly True Each into low middle high and peak the more beasts you have the better as you get to train more elements and classes while being able to hide and multiply your strength with different cultivations in them the maximum number is three... We went to church and to a stage with many other infants of my age I walk up to stage (and tripped on the stairs... Damn that Banchan...)and hold my hands to a crystal and out comes ...3 tissues... From somewhere in my consciousness an annoyingly familiar laughter bursts out... GOD DAMMIT Banchan:" hai yeeeees~ God here what is your problem?" ...dammit
Sorry it is no good I rushed it as I did not have time will try to improve it when I have time soz chapter 2 mum & dad it seems... that the tissues are my beasts... no... this is sad... Banchan:"hahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahhhahaha....." Aki:"shut up" Banchan:"...ueeeeeeeeeeee" Aki:*ignores... so now anyways I should understand more about my parents,cross my fingers they won''t hate me for such a retarded summon... half an hour later huff puff why is it so hard to crawl with a 1-year-old body this sucks... *knock knock "oh, my Aki-chan what are you doing here...kya aaa! you are just so kawaii and moe every time I see you and today you are even a one-year-old woooooooooooo Aki-chan come here........................uhehehehehehe" another half an hour later Aki:"I''ve been traumatised..." Mum:"Oh,Honey!!!!!!!"mum finally calls into the room behind her and dad comes out. Dad:"yes darling!" Dad calls back immediately mum:"honey did you get ''THAT'' ready?ufufufufufuffufufufufuffufuu" Dad:"oh yes darling,ufufufufufufufufufufufuffu!'' mum & dad:"come here Aki-chan, ufufufuehehehehehehehehehe!" they whisper creepily to me as they take out a frilly dress and tiara... aki:''is this not supposed to be at chapter 10 or something...'' third person Pov screams rang out in the halls...and kya~ kawaii Aki-chans... normal Pov they forced the dress on me...sob Banchan:"shut up, such a big crybaby geez" Aki:"nee~ Banchan I''ll let you choose do you want to die or die?" ...screams rang out in Aki''s mind... and cold laughter... mum:"Aki-chan n-nooo nooo don''t cry mama will go hang herself right now to repent no noooo Aki-chaaaann" dad:"ahem Ummm...Honey... it seems Aki-chan has already stopped crying" Mum:"really?" Dad:"yeah..." Mum:"Aki-chan... mama is so sorry mama won''t make you cry again and your dresses will be cuter andbetter uhehehehehehehehehehehhehhehehehe so don''t cry please sniff I beg you Aki-chan don''t cry sniff UE EEE Eee" Unauthorized tale usage: if you spot this story on Amazon, report the violation.that was the last time Aki''s mum ever heard Aki cry... Aki...great my mum is a cry baby... Aki:"mama..." Mum:"eh" Aki:"..." Mum:"eh" Mum:"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" half an hour later Mum:"Aki-chan because you fainted after your summons came out nobody got to see the summons or the... numbers of summons so err Aki-chan can you show your summons to mama?..." ...Banchan:"It''s alright she''s a nice person and you''re amazing so I''m sure it''ll be fine, plus this is my world so you can trust me..." Banchan said in a really warm a fluffy voice full of confidence, ahh ahh this is one of the rare times banchan actually becomes useful... I put my hand out reluctantly and show my tissues...mum and dad''s gaze become serious all of a sudden... as expected huh, its no good in the end after all... sigh well it''s fine I guess... Mum & Dad:"..............Th-TH-TH-THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AKI-chan has THREE summons oh me gosh impossible woooooooooooooo our daughter is a genius, a true genius and these summons are..." Aki:"eh?"they don''t seem to be disappointed well still if they see my retarded tissues their attitude will change... mum & dad "blank and able to split!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so in the future Aki-chan can have billions of different summons oh mega sh need to teach her to use elemental runes then she''ll be OP OHMEGOSH!"*faint Aki:"they seem happy..." Banchan:"told you:)" Aki:"th-thanks I guess...Baka" Banchan:*nosebleeds faints
sorry I can''t really update often though I can guarantee it on weekends and tell me if this is to fast and want me to have each sequence a chapter this length is my limit as I am really busy oh and vote too Chapter 3 Runes OP *2 years later I found out that my tissues are not bad beasts! In fact they are Op as they are called plain beasts and can evolve in billions of ways! And I am now three, mum and dad are still annoying but they finally stopped forcing dresses on me when I said I was gonna train some martial arts. I am training in my own style to incorporate my uh... Beasts in my style. My tissues has had tremendous changes after learning and merging elemental runes I learnt from Ban-chan into them, dad just said read about them but... You know you just can''t wait sometimes, right? Well I couldn''t and put in runes I learnt on them, I put the rune of morph and splitting perfect level on one and it can now turn into anything! and can split into as many as it wants, while the split ones have a 50% chance to have a consciousness! I now have billions of clones and Every tissue that has a consciousness counts as another summon though technically I still only have three tissues.... The ones that don''t have a consciousness can be used for 1.weapons and armour 2.upgrade other ones with a conscious or give one to another by merging! But Ban-chan says since it is too much of a cheat if I use it too many people will fall into depression so I am only allowed to use one clone... On the next tissue I put the runes of space and splitting perfect level these tissues can also split just like the ones above but their second ability is different by tons they can create a space that they rule basically they can make anything happen in that space! And I control that while even being able to merge the space! On the last tissue I just put the splitting rune but to a level where every clone has a consciousness for the future... When I finished them Ban-chan started crying and said things like "I only taught you basic runes, how did you even make runes like that that didn''t exist and even I can''t draw anyways?... she broke down when I replied with"huh, all you have to do is think about the infinite combinations about it right?"wonder why? Today dad is gonna apparently teach me to draw a rune on my first beast! I wonder what he''s gonna teach me since he''s been living here for so long his runes must be better right?...is what I thought but... Aki:papa why are you telling me to draw a basic fire rune on my beast? Ban-chan:"Aki chan you need to know that blah blah blah blah..... Half an hour later in Aki''s mind a moment in real life Aki:..."so you''re telling me that being able to do a basic fire rune bad level when you''re three is considered a prodigy even though that is the only way to level up your beast? And what''s more is that to finish the bad, normal, good, outstanding to perfect cycle before 18 is considered monstrous? And even after that the people who gets on intermediate level of runes are amazing? Then what do they call me who is on the perfect level of overgod creation all runes? This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report.Ban chan:... Did you seriously think that everyone is as smart you? Dumbass, sigh... Back in real life Dad:"do you think you''re not ready? My daughter is a genius, you have to beat our neighbour kingdom''s prince!" Aki:"wait, PRINCE!!! Dad who do you think I am?" Dad:"huh? Oh right I never told you you''re princess Aki of this country,Ban" Aki:"...Ban chan..." Ban chan:"yeah" Aki:"Does everyone in this world have such a bad naming sense?" Ban chan:"...ueeeeeeeeeee" Aki:"dad... You don''t just hide it from your daughter... How come I''ve never seen you lead the citizens in front of me?" Dad:"come on Aki you''re only three plus I WILL NOT LET THOSE PERVERTS OUTSIDE TAKE A PHOTO OF MY DAUGHTER AND START HAVING IMMORAL THOUGHTS! Aki:"...*BANG Dad:"OW,OW,OW,OW,OW,OWWWWWWWWWCH Aki:"Baka" Dad:..."KAWAII" Aki:*kick Dad:*faint Two minutes later Dad:"okay ahem we got a little of topic there, now about the basic fire rune ........blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.... One hour later Dad:"so today''s homework is to draw a basic fire rune on your beast... Aki:"...how do say so much on such a low grade rune?" Dad:..."I expect it by this week"...''that''ll teach her not to talk back...'' Aki:"hai~~" Dad:"..." After I returned to my room I immediately put the rune on one of the clones of the plain one and made a new style of martial arts to go with it, I simply called it the flame tissue style......don''t judge. IGOD MESSAGES Ban chan:hi, niisama! High God:hi Ban chan: niisama I summoned the wrong person and used up all my god powers... High God:... Ding! High God has transferred 10 g points to Ban chan Ban chan:omg I love you niisama bye High God:bye btw what you gonna do with the points Ban chan: summon his brother...
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If there is something you don''t like pls post along with suggestion on how to make it better Chapter 4 prince...brother 1 week later "Now Aki-chan show me your basic fire rune or you''ll have to wear this dress papa made for you" Dad said to me with a disgusting smug look on his face"hehe I wonder what he''ll think when he sees it"Aki thought while summoning the tissue. "Here."Aki handed the tissue over to dad and... Dad:"eh...EHHH...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"his chin dropped to the ground as Aki does a victory pose above him Dad:"impossible, Aki-chan did you cheat to complete it? No there is no way to cheat when making a rune I wanted to see Aki-chan in a dress... No... Wait...oh...that means................guhehe....MY DAUGHTER IS A GENIUS! A BASIC Red fire summoner when she is five!FIVE! Ha Oliver my daughter is way better than your son she is 5 while your son is 10!" Basic red huh... Aki started thinking about the summoner rankings... Basic summoner divided into red, orange, yellow, green, blue, Aqua, purple, silver levels each representing bad average good very good outstanding and perfect then the same for intermediate class, advanced class, spirit class, origin class, heavenly class, hero class, Angel class, arch Angel class, God class and finally overGod class huh... Banchan:"it is said that there is a diamond rank after silver in the levels..." Aki:"ok" Dad:"Aki here this is the martial art technique passed down through the royal family: double orange sun flame, the technique has an intermediate rune embedded in it so to fully understand and learn it you have to learn the rune first...."he slowly explained all about the technique and as when Aki finally got the book she realised that to her the technique was incredibly... Weak... First of all the technique did not make full use of the flame and it''s specialty''s "it has two flames so they can have two uses! Don''t just fuse them together! The flame is smooth so roll it or make the noise go smaller!shape the flame!this can only help you break through the mana barriers for magician up to the same levels and magic is weak compared to summoned beasts so you should integrate it with the beast! The Ki barriers requirements are too much since the Ki and magic levels are the same as summoner levels why can''t you unify the power instead of cutting it of?..." Various complaints instantly flashed through Aki''s mind but hust as she was about to voice them a maid rushed in saying "your highness the prince and King of kingdom ban ban has arrived" Dad then pulled me along to a room where mum a bulky man and a child was sitting, I went and sat down on the sofa next to mum and observed the guests. Stolen novel; please report. The man looked bulky and had rough brown hair but had an intelligent looking his eyes as for the other ten year old looking child he... "Sei?"I blurted out on reflex the boy looked alarmed and whispered to me :"How do you know that nickname?""are you issei karlu?"I whispered back, the boy slowly nods "It really is you?!I''m your onii-chan aki karlu but for some weird reason I uh..."Sei looked up and gasped"Girl!?" I nod while blushing... He then suddenly:"Aki-sama please marry me!!!"...confessed Aki"..." Banchan"...sorry teehee it seems I got the timeline messed up!"a greatly annoying voice came into Aki''s mind... Aki"teehee Banchan your dead to me^_^"I think in an eerily cold voice and smile to her Banchan"nononononononononononono noooooooooooooooooo iyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I''m sorry forgive me no ahhhhhhhh"*faint Aki"tch." Aki:"Sei... I''m your brother."I say in a slightly annoyed voice when I came back into reality Issei:"I know." Aki:"Sei"I say in a greatly annoyed voice Sei:"niisama no I mean n¨¦e sama, no I mean imouto, true love cannot be blocked by anything" Aki"..."BANG! Sei"owwwwwwwwww!!!!" Parents:"uhhhhhhhh...EXPLAIN!" I then spend half an hour explaining that I was just confessed to and there is nothing going on between us... Sei you''re gonna pay for this... That night a terrifying scream sound out in the castle... Some time later Sei dad left and Sei stayed to play Sei:"imout-"smack! Aki:"call me Aki" Sei:"Aki, what level are you up to on your runes? I am on basic red level"he says as he puffs his chest out in pride Aki"...Dad, mum would you please inspect this summon?"I say as I take out a tissue Sei:"pfffffffffft" Aki:"...shut up" Dad & Mum:"ehhhhhhhh no way IMPOSSIBLE NONONONONONONONONONONONO NOO BASIC YELLOW LEVEL!"their chins drop Dow to the ground Aki:"yup" Sei:"why am I not surprised? Oh yeah because Aki is Aki ahahaha I should not have even tried ahahaha..."Sei says as he starts creating a depressed atmosphere around him... Aki:"exactly!" That was when mum and dad told me some surprising news Dad and Mum:"Aki Sei would you like to go to nine dragon school to train? Your both under 20 and at least basic red summoner..."
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