《(ISSTH Contest) Misadventures of Lord Fifth》 Chapter 1: The misadventure begins Thousands of years ago¡­ ¡°Shut up!!!¡± a loud voice resounded on the whole 9th mountain followed by a loud chatter and a squawk, ¡°Damn it! Silence Bitch! Because of your annoying ranting look what happened he died!¡± a colorful looking bird said while circling on a peculiar meat jelly, ¡°What my fault? It¡¯s yours! You suggested conning an Immortal anyways and it failed so how is it my fault? And stop swearing that¡¯s immoral!¡± ¡°Why your fault? Because of your endless ranting we were caught bitch! Why the hell did you tell him that we were conning him now our owner is dead!¡± The body of the two is slowly turning into transparent ¡°When I meet you again I¡¯ll convert you even if it means preaching to you for full¡­1..2..3.. uhmm¡­¡± ¡°See you can¡¯t even count pass to three bitch!¡± ¡°Who cares! Ill convert you! CONVERT YOU PEVERTED PARROT!¡± The parrot was sealed within a copper mirror while the meat jelly vanished without a trace, for thousands of years the copper mirror drifted from one person to another until a scholarly looking young man in a green robe took ownership of it, found the meat jelly and finally released the parrot sealed in the mirror. ¡°GO AWAY!!¡± the young man in the green robes shouted, ¡°What¡¯s his problem? Hey perverted parrot what¡¯s his problem? I was just telling him about the rain many years ago and he exploded? Hey parrot listen to me you must live with virtue stop being perverted already and live properly, stop swearing and conning people! Hey parrot are you listen here when one tends to do bad things bad things comes back to them this is called karma, hey parrot are you listening?¡± ¡°SHUT UP BITCH! That¡¯s the reason why he exploded your endless ranting is annoying bitch! And when did you have the right to preach at me did you remember the time when you help me con that Golden Peng in the 4th mountain? And the time when we stole all the spirit stones of some sect in the 5th mountain?¡± ¡°You COERCED me you perverted parrot!¡± ¡°I have a name bitch! Call me Lord fifth! Not perverted parrot you bitch who can¡¯t count even pass 3!¡±. Endless banter and chattering were heard in the western dessert, cultivators were curious because wherever the sound goes the beast are either scared or running as if their lives are on the stake, so tribe tried to investigate the matters the chief sent 5 level 8 qi condensation disciples and 3 early foundation establishment cultivators, they discovered a colorful parrot with a bell on its feet. ¡°Zhu Hang is that bird the cause of all of this mess?¡± inquired by a foundation establishment cultivator ¡°Yes sir when we found it, it was doing some despicable thing to a wolf¡±, Zhu Hang is an 8th level qi condensation disciple, when he found the parrot he saw something that he should have not saw, ¡°What despicable thing speak it out!¡± said by the foundation establishment cultivator, ¡°Sir the parrot did¡­¡± Zhu Hang went and told him every detail of what he saw when all of the search party heard it their faces turned sour and one of the foundation establishment cultivator said ¡°Capture that parrot no matter what it takes, looking at everything that happened such as all of the beast fleeing it must be a powerful beast itself but be careful we still don¡¯t know anything about it¡± ¡°Yes sir Hao Shun¡± replied by the qi cultivators. The 5 cultivators surrounded the parrot when suddenly a loud scream erupted within their ranks; someone¡¯s behind was wretchedly mutilated, ¡°BITCH! YOU DARED TO TRY TO CAPTURE LORD FIFTH? DREAM ON!¡± the parrot repeatedly entered every hole it could find, ears, mouth, nose and others. In the span of 10 breaths four of the qi condensations were mutilated some have lost their eyes some has their behind in an awful state. When Zhu Hang saw all of his companions dead he tried to run hoping his superiors will come and save him, this was his first time seeing such despicable and dreadful parrot, ¡°Dear honorable beast please calm your anger! I was ordered to capture you honorable sir please spare me!¡± ¡°Humph!¡± a cold harrumph was heard when two of the late foundation establishment cultivator attacked the perverted parrot, to them capturing this trifling beast is as easy as trampling an ant, Hao Shun however was silent pondering and observing, because for some reason there is something amiss in this parrot. ¡°Hey bitch! Try to at least help me here, some fools are trying to capture us both¡± The parrot muttered ¡°Not my problem you immoral parrot their target is you not me¡± ¡°If in anyways I get captured you¡¯ll suffer a lot bitch! You hypocritical bastard don¡¯t you remember the time when I saved you when a giant tried to eat you alive? Or when the time when a nascent soul cultivator tried to refine you to become pills?¡± ¡°IT WAS YOUR FAULT THE GIANT TRIED TO EAT ME! YOU DID SOMETHING IMMORAL TO IT SO I WAS TARGETED YOU STUPID PARROT! Urghhh¡­ ill help you just this once ok¡± Love what you''re reading? Discover and support the author on the platform they originally published on.Suddenly a bright light flashed, Zhu Hang, Hao Shun and the others were blinded by the sudden bright light so they were on the highest alert ready to defend themselves in case of anything happening, but when the bright light disappeared they saw something surprising. ¡°Who are you?! Give us the beast you thief! We found it first!¡± said by a foundation establishment cultivator, ¡°I¡¯ll KILL YOU BITCH!¡± The unknown man shouted, he suddenly appeared behind one of the foundation establishment cultivator and attacked his behind with a pointy finger A loud scream suddenly erupted ¡°Despicable brat!¡±, the remaining people were dumbfounded such despicable technique, such humiliation and pain they could never imagine how it feels like to be attacked by that ¡°technique¡±. ¡°It¡¯s that parrot! He transformed into a cultivator!¡± Shouted Hao Shun, ¡°So this is why I felt that something is amiss but still how did it transformed into a cultivator? Is it magic treasures or skill?¡± Hao Shun was in deep thought when suddenly a loud explosion happened, when he looked again he saw his companion in the ground whose behind became bloodied and a number five was written on his chest They were dumbstruck on what they saw, suddenly Hao Shun¡¯s companion attacked bellowing with all his might, his hands flash into some complicated gestures this magic is used to tame wild beast, Hao Shun¡¯s companion is trying to spellbound the beast with this magic when suddenly a large shield erupted, the shields color is somewhat brownish but has a tint of iron color and the texture was not solid but jelly like ¡°That¡¯s the treasure seize it!¡± shouted Hao Shun but before he could even act his companion met the same fate as the previous, his behind is bloodied while there¡¯s a number 5 on his chest ¡°Please wait exalted sir please spare us we will do anything for you please calm your anger and spare us¡± when Hao Shun saw that there is no way for them to defeat the parrot he decided to just surrender and see what happens, Zhu Hang also kneeled behind Hao Shun having a tinge of fear in his eyes, what he just saw terrified him to death, he doesn¡¯t want to be killed that way, having your behind bloodied and face mutilated, he hoped that the creature will have mercy on them ¡°Ok since I¡¯m merciful enough I¡¯ll spare your life but you must become my followers!¡± ¡°What your followers it¡¯s OUR FOLLOWERS!¡± ¡°Shut up BITCH! You just destroyed the mood with your annoying ranting again!¡± when Zhu Hang and Hao Shun saw the two they were flabbergasted because of the condition of surrender and the circumstances of the two How could both of them become followers with this beast? When their tribe will ever hear that they betrayed their tribe they will be hunted down and killed, they will have no future following this two so Hao Shun said that ¡°Honorable beast we can¡¯t become your followers because it still needs the acceptance of our tribe, so may we ask you to follow us first to our tribe so that we may ask for permission to become your follower?¡± he¡¯s planning to trap the beast in their tribe, with so many experts within their tribe it is impossible for this beast to escape ¡°When this damnable beast is captured ill force it to give me all of its treasure¡± ¡°I accept so lead the way, but don¡¯t do anything fishy or you¡¯ll lose your lives¡± said the parrot, Hao Shun was overjoyed because the beast has taken the bait while Zhu Hang is just happy to be spared from death. ¡°Why did you accept stupid parrot it¡¯s obvious that it¡¯s a trap¡± said by the meat jelly in a hush tone ¡°FOOL! Not just a bitch but also a fool I accepted because the more the people the more the profit!¡± the parrot is thinking on just how many spirit stones he can take in the tribe of these two idiots when suddenly they saw some dark smoke rising into the sky, all of them rushed immediately, dark premonition is looming on Hao Shun¡¯s mind When they finally arrived they saw a great battle of beast versus man some of the human cultivators are fighting with their all against different kinds of beast of many levels, some cultivators are protecting the mortals the old, women, and children are protected by them no matter how injured they become they still defended them with their lives, Hao Shun and Zhu Hang rushed immediately to help their tribes man. ¡°Hahaha! Look it¡¯s your karma perverted parrot Hahaha!¡± ¡°SHUT UP YOU DAMN BITCH!! DAMNATION! Eh? Wait¡­ they¡¯re all fluffy the beasts are ALL FLUFFY! HAHAHAHAHA! IT¡¯S MY LUCKY DAY BITCH! MY LUCKY DAY I TELL YOU! With many to choose from, this is somewhat the same with eat all you can! Wait my fluffies Lord Fifth is coming HAHAHAHA!¡± Chapter 2: Gaining new Followers, Obtaining new troubles When the leader of the monster horde saw a colorful streak of light heading towards it, it bellowed and started to charge at the colorful streak of light, ¡°You immoral parrot come back here! Stop being immoral!¡± shouted the meat jelly, ¡°Shut up BITCH! Can¡¯t you see that I¡¯m having fun here? And look! The fluffy lion cant even wait for me anymore! I need to take care of business so behave and don¡¯t disturb me" said by the parrot Hao Shun will never forget the scene when he saw the parrot suddenly attacked the wolf, he wasn¡¯t even sure if it¡¯s right to even be called an ¡°attack" because the ¡°techniques¡± used by the parrot are all lascivious, immoral, and worst of all disgusting. Hao Shun doesn¡¯t know whether to laugh or to cry, the peculiarities of the parrot maybe disturbing but still it is helping his tribe, so he could only just let it be. ¡°Stop killing innocent mortals that¡¯s immoral!¡± shouted by the meat jelly to a level 2 lizard, the meat jelly transformed into a club and started smashing the lizard until it becomes paste, the chaos continued for hours, the meat jelly smashing the monsters and the parrots shameless and weird antics gathered the attention of the whole tribe, ¡°A divine beasts! It¡¯s a divine beast!¡± shouted by a early core formation expert, they didn¡¯t mind the meat jelly but the whole tribe were immensely disturb by the parrots actions, once they saw it repeatedly enter the lions behind leaving a sound of ecstasy, they don¡¯t know whether to be happy that they were saved by the parrot or pity the poor lion, they also saw it enter the many other beasts behind while leaving many cursed words, the poor creatures have nowhere to run every beasts virginity is at stake, none can run against Lord Fifth, no beast were given mercy and all are treated equally by Lord Fifth, if you have feathers your done for if not your still done for because the meat jelly will just smash the creatures that Lord Fifth doesn¡¯t care about The whole tribe was saved sadly though some have perished on the onslaught most are qi condensation cultivators, many were weeping someone¡¯s father, brother, and son was lost while the people are grieving they suddenly heard an argument, ¡°Hahahaha Lord Fifth is happy that was exhilarating!¡± ¡°YOU! YOU! PERVERTED PARROT! STOP BEING SHAMELESS!¡± bellowed the meat jelly, ¡°WHY CANT YOU JUST SHUT UP BITCH! We still have business to take care off¡± ¡°What business? ¡± ¡°You idiot jelly, conning them of course!¡± Everyone was exhilarated after hearing it and of course the core formation experts will not just let it slip idly by and started to prepare against the two, ¡°Look at what you made me say you damn bitch!¡± ¡°hahaha! It¡¯s called karma so stop being immoral already and listen to me, an upright person who always humble themselves will always be rewarded and those aloof shall be humbled, now my perverted parrot follow my words and you will be saved" ¡°You annoying bitch just shut up already!¡± The people were dumbstruck at the scene when suddenly Hao Shun started to talk to them ¡°Mighty beast we thank you for your assistance may we ask what reward you may ask we don¡¯t have many spirit stones though¡± the whole tribe unconditionally agreed that making these two beast angry is worth the trouble so they could just so this to prevent more trouble If you come across this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it.When the Parrot heard it he was depressed when he heard it but suddenly smiled a creepy smile, ¡°If you don¡¯t have many spirit stones then I wont ask you for it but I want all of you to be mu followers!¡± The whole tribe was flabbergasted, it¡¯s ridiculous for them ro be following a beast because when they follow it their totemic sacred ancient will be furious and at the same time make them weak because of the lost of faith power ¡°That¡¯s not possible following you will be betrayal to out totemic sacred ancient!¡± shouted Zhu Hang followed by affirmation of his fellow tribe members. ¡°Ok I¡¯ll just ask you sacred ancient to be my follower!¡± declared by the parrot, the whole tribe was speechless how many times will this parrot surprise them of its absurdity? First it wanted to scan them second it wanted for them to be its followers and now he wants their sacred ancient as well? That was ridiculous until this happened. ¡°I will follow you as long as you will protect this tribe!¡± said by their totemic sacred ancient, its an old alligator it doesn¡¯t have feathers so the parrot just ignored it, ¡°Now I got your sacred ancients permission your all my followers now listen and repeat after me, Have Faith in the Lord Fifth and gain eternal life, when Lord Fifth appears who dares cause strife?¡± silence reverberated that day. When the next day came Lord Fifth and the meat jelly started preaching in their followers even though some are annoyed when they remembered the peculiarities of the two they shuddered in terror and just listen in the two, Lord Fifth taught them his formations while the Meat jelly taught them his so called morals this repeated day after day sometimes the two will go somewhere that¡¯s the time when tribe will have its peace and quiet, they were curious on where the two have always gone but just let it be to avoid calamity. The elders by the time went by found out how powerful the parrots formations are and started learning it seriously, while the children played with the meat jelly, bouncing on it chatting on it made the children are happy, this life continued until the arrival of the violet rain or the apocalypse of the western dessert. ¡°What shall we do? We don¡¯t have the means to fulfill those requirements to be saved we don¡¯t even have the right to enter the plain!¡± said Hao Shun, ¡°Endure! We will find a way to save you all just have faith in me Lord Fifth¡± ¡°Well this is the first time I see you doing good deeds? Have you finally converted perverted parrot?¡± asked the meat jelly, ¡°Humph! Shut up bitch I¡¯m saving them because they¡¯re my disciples idiot! Lets go to Meng Hao maybe he can help" said the parrot, ¡°How long do we need to endure?¡± said Zhu Hang, ¡°As long as you can just have faith in me Lord Fifth I¡¯ll save you all¡± ¡°lets go perverted parrot Meng Hao might leave us!¡±. The two flew away bearing the whole tribes faith Chapter 3: End...? And as you already know Meng Hao met the frost soil demon emperor, Zhixiang and others, now lets go to the time when they all returned to planet south heaven. ¡°All Hail to the Lord Fifth and gain eternal life, when Lord Fifth appears who dares cause strife!¡± the whole tribe cheered, the reason was they could now be save as long as they follow the parrots instructions, They trusted on the parrot and he saved them, they were full of gratification it doesn¡¯t matter if they need to become a vassal of another tribe as long as they could be saved. ¡°When can we meet the Crow tribe mighty lord?¡± Zhu Hang asked, ¡°Wait for two weeks but before they lets practice the formation!¡± the parrot bellowed. For two weeks they practiced while ensuring the rain, some mortals are already showing signs of weakness, the violet rain has already taken its toll, but they could do nothing about it and just grit their teeth while enduring. When there¡¯s only two days left the parrot and the meat jelly left promising to return, the two went to Meng Hao telling him their story, Meng Hao agreed taking the crocodile tribe as a vassal and started to journey towards them. Hao Shun was at first overjoyed when he saw the parrot and the meat jelly but when he saw Meng Hao he was filled with dread and fear, ¡°Is this the two¡¯s master? How formidable! Now I know why those two are overpowered.¡± He thought, they swore fealty to the golden crow tribe in exchange formation for them to be saved against the apocalypse. The battle their tribe fought the following weeks, it was the most bloodiest fight they ever fought many of their experts died on such encounters but in exchange it sharpened them, being baptized un blood let them accumulate such bloody aura that can scare other cultivators. Hao Shun and Zhu Hang admired Meng Hao more and more the farther they travelled, his decisiveness and martial power awed them and now they also put their trust on him whether they survive or die. One day however the parrot suddenly called them teach them some formation, ¡° the Immortal Execution Formation, created by none other than myself, Lord Fifth. Dammit, this spell formation never screwed Lord Fifth over nine times. That never happened! Start running in the way I taught you. Use the steps of the Immortal Execution Formation. Three circles to the left, three circles to the right. Shake those butts¡­. Go as fast as you can! Now, call it out with me, Have Faith in the Lord Fifth and gain eternal life, when Lord Fifth appears who dares cause strife?¡± the whole crocodile tribe have their mouths wide open, what kind of formation in the whole world requires them to shake their butts? Some where reluctant to do it but when they saw the effect of the formation they were filled with fear. This formation uses people as its base! With hundreds, you can rock Core Formation. With thousands, you can strand Nascent Soul. With tens of thousands, Spirit Severing doesn¡¯t count for a fart! With millions, you can shake Immortals! When the battles go to a dire straits they use the formation as a final card, while the enemies are trapped inside Lord Fifth do what he does best, screwing the fluffy beast of the enemies while Meng Hao kills the enemy cultivators with his hundreds of thousands of beasts, they continued on this path until they finally reached the black gate. Hao Shun became the crocodile tribes new chief after the death of the previous, he looked on how will Meng Hao will save them, this is the final push to safety and he¡¯s determined to offer his life for his tribe, it¡¯s funny all of this is happening just because he encountered that frivolous bird, his experiences until now is thanks to that bird ¡°I can¡¯t imagine myself saying this but it¡¯s really worth it having Faith in that bird¡± when the fighting finally started he shouted to his fellow tribesmen, ¡°My family this is the final trial if we pass this we will finally be saved!, so lets shout together HAVE FAITH IN THE LORD FIFTH AND GAIN ETERNAL LIFE, WHEN LORD FIFTH APPEARS WHO DARE CAUSE STRIFE!¡± The whole tribe started to chant and execute the formation, while all of the tribes have their blood boiling a familiar ranting occurred, ¡°A FEAST! Hahahaha Lord Fifth is truly blessed by the heavens! So many FLUFFIES! I¡¯LL SCREW YOU ALL TO DEATH!¡± the whole golden crow tribe could do was just to smile wryly or pretend they never heard it, the enemies however were infuriated and disgusted at the same time. When the battle ensued the, while Meng Hao and the other are fighting seriously the parrot started to do its own thing, SCREWING the fluffy beasts, many poor beast lost their virginity to the heroic Lord Fifth, many beast trembled in fear when they see Lord Fifth they tried to flee as best they could, every beasts fear is not safe against the terror of Lord Fifth. ¡°You perverted parrot stop showing off that¡¯s immoral!¡± shouted the Meat Jelly, ¡°Shut up BITCH! Can¡¯t you see I¡¯m busy here so screw off!¡± replied the parrot. For the whole duration of the fight the parrot kept screwing every enemy beast it could encounter until it is all over, they won to be precise Meng Hao won it for them, the parrot also reunited with his church of the golden light which also contributed to their heroic victory, with his wifey the outlander beast they trampled beast and cultivator alike, Hao Shun swore that he will teach the incoming generations to come about the story of Lord Fifth and how he save their tribe. Many years have come some heard the story over and over again about a strange parrot and it¡¯s jelly assistant, many believed that it was just a story but some believed it was true one of them was Zhu Hang he¡¯s now an elder of the tribe he always teach the youngsters on the story of Lord Fifth and always told them that they must have faith in him, he taught them the chants and formation that Lord Fifth has given and also taught them the morals that the meat jelly have given them. One day however because if tumultuous times the golden crow tribe was attacked, many brave warriors tried to fight, but still they were slowly beaten until total annihilation awaits them, Zhu Hang hoped that their patriarch and parrot will come to save them, he still believed that Meng Hao and the Parrot will come. If you come across this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it. ¡°They will come the patriarch and the Parrot will come I¡¯ll just need to have faith and believe Lord Fifth will come¡± Zhu Hang thought, while on the verge of defeat he thought about the first time he saw the parrot, on how it almost killed him on how it killed his companions, he was just a lowly qi disciple during that time now he¡¯s a late formation cultivator, it¡¯s funny to think that in his olden days he will think about the parrot and miss it¡¯s eccentricity with the meat jelly, the younger him will never think it¡¯s possible that their fate will be entwined, he just wants to see the parrot one last time. Hao Shun fought with every strength that he have, now that he¡¯s in the middle nascent soul stage he thinks that it¡¯s his responsibility to protect the golden crow tribe the tribe that saved them the tribe that was handed over to them by the parrot. All those who survived the violet rain who are still alive felt eternal gratitude to the parrot so they decided that they¡¯d rather kill themselves rather than let the tribe fall, they laughed at the face of death which in turn terrorized the enemies, who would ever think that this tribe is full of deathsworns that would rather choose death? The enemies were terrified at the scene that¡¯s unfolding to them, from qi condensation to nascent soul eccentrics they were utterly terrified, they outnumbered the enemy ten to one but somehow they are being pushed back. Utter chaos ensued, it was a total war that has a whole tribes faith, despair is already creeping in the eyes of the golden crow tribe until finally they saw hope. Giants formed from the violet sea emerged, followed by a squawk of a parrot and preaching of the meat jelly, the old tribe members were filled with joy, the younger ones now started to believe while the enemies are starting to tremble because of shock and awe, who could ever fight those giants made of violet sea anyways? Before they could even come close their life force will be sucked away, so they started to flee. ¡°Bitch! Stop being noisy already!¡± ¡°Just listen to me immoral parrot stop being perverted and change your ways already¡± ¡°Shut up! Goodbye freedom hello wifey sigh I cant screw whoever I want while that outlander beast is being clingy to me, my fluffies I¡¯m sorry I cant screw you to death because I still need to take care of my wifey¡± the parrot spike in a sad tone. ¡°Move to formation everyone! Three circles to the left, three circles to the right. Shake those butts!¡±, the remaining tribe members executed it perfectly even though they felt a bit awkward because of shaking their butts, Zhu Hang''s hard work finally paid off, a grand formation sprung up, the enemies saw giants running around in circles, they tried to run but when they looked behind them a same cloud of dust sprung up with giants also running inside, now they were trapped they pleaded helped to their patriarch hoping he would come and save them, a great battle ensued with nowhere to run the hunter became the hunted. Meng Hao is behind them while the remnants of the golden crow tribe is in front with nowhere to run a bloodbath ensued, the outlander beast, parrot and meat jelly combined to become a cultivator it has a spirit severing aura which made their enemies utterly terrified, when the meat jelly controls the body he tried to annoy the enemy to death with his useless preaching when the parrot takes control he uses all of his finger ¡°techniques¡± against his enemies rear, from beast to cultivator no one is spared everything will taste despair and humiliation but when the outlander beast takes control a bloodbath ensues some will lose their heads, limbs or organs some will explode to meat paste while others crippled. The enemies still hoped for their patriarch to come, they thought that he will save them so they held on by the time of two incense to burn they lost half of their forces, they still clung into the hope that their patriarch by the time an incense stick to burn they are almost exterminated, despair fell through their minds why wouldn¡¯t their patriarch save them? This question lasted until finally the last one died carving despair on his face and question on why their patriarch didn¡¯t come. The whole golden crow tribe was filled with joy, the old veterans were happy that their faith was not misplaced Lord Fifth did come and save them with their patriarch of course celebration filled the air, ¡°Ok now everyone listen to Lord Third ok? For one to live upright one must¡­¡± the jelly started preaching already while the parrot is busy scamming people with his wifey, sometimes he will try to escape his wife and go to the wilderness to find some bird to screw over for him living a married life is hard, when one time he went out the parrot saw a young cultivator journeying in the woods he approached the young lad and fed him a lot of ¡°information¡± for an exorbitant price that young lad was little tiger. When Little Tiger found out that he was scammed he bellowed to the heavens, he ask about the parrot and it¡¯s whereabouts but the more he asked the more he was astonished he found out that the Parrot was Meng Haos pet and that pet was worshipped here, when he thought about Meng Haos antics it now made sense like owner like pet. He was astonished when he heard the parrots story, it¡¯s misadventures, when he tried to ask where it is he got no reply they all just said that when you meet the parrot you will have good luck well if you forget about the scamming of course. Wherever the parrot goes, scammed people will fill the road no matter how the jelly preach the parrot the Parrot will always be the parrot. For thousands of years this story will echo ¡°SHUT UP!!!!¡± literally will echo, the scamming of the parrot and the preaching of the meat jelly will be passed on. When the first severing arrived on the two they chose this. The parrots first severing ¡°screwing every fluffy beast it could find" The meat jellies first severing ¡°conversion of the parrot" End¡­?