《Waiting for Death》


 Announcement & Chapter 1: YOU BITCH!!!

    I can promise at least one chapter a week. This is my first story here on royal road, so excuse me for bluntness or the way I write. I am a robotics engineer and martial artist in real life, so I do not have a background in writing. This book may have a little(a lot) grammar mistakes. Also, this story is suppose to be my new hobby, since my gym and underground fights can no longer entertain me. From this novel, you can expect brutality, immoral, and sometimes pessimistic main character, since I am trying to fuse my personality into him. Anyway, have fun or whatever with reading it.


    The sun is shining, birds are chirping, a fresh breeze blows gently into the room accompanied by the sound of children laughter. I lie in my king size bed taking all of these things in...sigh. I just woke up and I am already annoyed.


    This heavy warm comforter enveloping my body,  along with this plush feathered pillow behind my tired head as I lay facing upward, trying to give myself the energy or umph to get up and go about my day. I hear a knock at my door and a voice says "Young Master, your royal father has requested you, may I come in?" Shit! I guess I have to actually get up! Damn, my old man, he better be lucky he gave the seed to my life. My mother should have just swallowed me or he could have at least pulled out and put me in the sheets. Better yet! Put a condom on and practice safe sex BASTARD! Now, I have to live this petty mundane life.


    "Young Master, are you awake? I am getting ready to come in..."


    A fucking maid dare tells me that she is about to inhibit my personal space and intervene my motivational mojo. Thissss Bi...excuse me , remember what teacher said, "I am here now in this forsaken world, so I have to accomodate myself to it." Sigh, teacher shares my personality; speaking of that how did that old fogey live to be ninety-four years old and have the facade of a thirty year old body with that personality, it must be because of his cultivation of qi.


    CREEK...


    "Bi...Vanessa, did I give you permission to come in my room?!"


    "I apologize young master! I thought you were asleep, young master did not say anything! I am sorry!!!" In my mind, I am thinking about how pathetic she sounds with that sincere look she has on her young face.


    "Stop, with the theatrics you are making it more unbearable, you are forgiven. Go tell my old man''s advisor I will accompany him and the rest of the family when I am good and ready." She leaves, but I thought for sure I heard say,"Spoiled brat laying down on the covers while he gives me orders! If the situation was reversed, if I did not have this social status...hmph hmph!" Damn, she talks fast, she mumbled that in like six seconds.


    Wait a second she said I was laying down, I am not...oh shit I am


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    I fold the comforter down and sit up. I stretch while I am thinking about what servant should I kill to rest my tired nerves. I hear a buzzing sound, while something lands on the bridge of my nose. I look down and I see a blowfly rubbing its legs together like it has a money deal. It must have flown in through the window...wait a second, I never opened my window. That explains all of that annoying shit I heard and felt earlier. Who opened my window...hmmm, it was not Vanessa. We grew up together and she should know my bearing by now. Well, at least I know who I am going to kill today. I get out of my oh so comfortable bed, and put on an athletic fit tee, compression shorts, workout shorts, stance socks, and some nike athletic shoes. I pick up my iPhone 6 and plug my earphones into it while I play Young Thug song "No Fucks" to give me my motivation and set my mood. I also grab my fake hover board that everyone has been tweeting about lately because I am to lazy to walk.


    I ride out my room and see the servants are looking at me as I ride out on my hover board and then they turn around abruptly to fake like they are doing a task. (Something tells me that those peasants are talking about me) I turn off my music and put some qi into my ears as I overhear them speaking to each other about me. Maid 1: "What do you think he was doing?" Butler 1:"He is a young man, so I imagine he was stretching his loins..." Maid 1:"What does that mean?" Butler 1: "Basically....beating his meat" Maid 1&2"Ewww" Butler 1:"It is a natural occurrence and phenomenon in men. We need to satisfy our needs....since we have such a big sex drive." I cut off my hearing.


    That peasant comparing me" royalty" to him. The nerve! I stop and turn around. Astarot! Control yourself, I say in my mind. I ride the hover board over to the peasants...I meant servants (is there really a difference), they are too absorbed in their conversation to notice my presence.


    Butler 1:"You know why don''t we have a threesome later on in our quarters...."


    Me:"Em Ehm" .


    They turn around and stare at me blankly.


    "I could not help but overhear your conversation since I was being nosy and decided to listen in. I wanted you all to know you can not compare royalty to your Neanderthal ways of thinking. I was simply to lazy to get up this morning, not that it is any of your business;"


    I hear several gulps as I am talking,"however, you all brought up a wonderful point about sexual tension and I wondered if you could enlighten me." I say with a nonchalant face.


    Butler 1:" What do you mean by that, young master?!"(his voice is so shaky)


    Me:"Drop your pants, pull out your dick , and jerk off on the maids or fuck them. You all were going to have a threesome later anyway."


    All three:Gasp "Young Master! Please no!" Me: "You all are not moving fast enough"


    They look at each other reluctantly, but they actually start doing it. Peasants, no dignity...on the other hand, I did order them. But, these maid bodies look like they are in the fifties with all those splotches and sagging breast going everywhere. My gaze falls on the young butler and makes it way down to his a little bit over four inch cock. No wonder, he was trying to bang these antique peasants, he is not even average size.


    Me:"Aye, butler. How tall are you?"


    Butler 1: while he is grunting says,"6''2, young master"


    Damn! He is that tall with that hat pathetic cock! I actually feel a nonexistent emotion creeping up on me, "pity". Should I pull out my cock and show him the royal loins or not. Hmm...I am too lazy, but this spectacle is actually entertaining. All of this huffing, puffing, moaning, and clawing. I should film this shit and put it on the gram (tag this shit peasants), in fact I am going to do just that. As soon as I take my phone out of my pocket, it starts vibrating. Who is calling to annoy me?


    Ooh...it is my old man. Should I answer to hear him nag me about being in the conference hall....naaah.


    I push end call. Let me go ahead and put these peasants on the gram.


    Vibrate


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    Damn, the old man texted me. I should read it and text back so he will not get in his feelings.


    It reads: Brat, call me and I know you are reading this. Ugh! I just wanted to not wake up this morning.


    "Hey Siri, call father" Siri:"I am not sure what you said"


    Damn, I forgot about the background noise. They are actually still going at it...wait no, his cock is limp. What, it has only been about seven minutes. No stamina I see. He is using his fingers to deliver patronage to one vagina and knee to massage the other, while he is using his free hand to forcefully awaken his member that is in a really deep slumber.


    I guess, I should go ahead and ride towards to the conference room. As I am riding , I notice the hallway does not have that many servants in them....they must all be at that gathering in the conference room.


    Vibrate.


    I look at my phone...ugh, it is my old man. It reads: You forgot to call me, didn''t you.


    Stolen content warning: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences.Well, I knew I forgot something. See, how annoying life is, it always sends you reminders via this time father.


    Hey Siri, call father.


    Ring


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    ring....Old man it took you long enough. Old man:"I was doing proper etiquette by answering after the three rings....so I know you overslept this morning, but could you hurry to this meeting for I can tell all of my subjects who I am going to nominate for crown prince.


    Me:"Why should I? Not like I care. As long as I can submit to death, I am fine."


    Old man:"I guess I will have to speak to your sensei about his teachings...anyway, I think you will be surprise on who I will choose as my successor. Anyway hurry up brat!"


    Click.


    My old man actually had the audacity to hang up on me. I should give him some ovation for his gall and balls. For some reason I feel like throwing out a barrage of profanity right now, but my teacher (I call him teacher, whereas my father calls him sensei. This is not the freaking Edo era.) voice in my head keeps me from using the profane language that I sooooo love.


    But seriously, why is this estate so big! I feel like I have been riding the hover board forever.


    Oh, I just rode past the door. Let me go back, sigh.


    Eh...this is actually a lot of people. Ooh there is Donald Trump and president Hilary, I should make that hag suck my peewee to show her some Royal treatment, since she is embellishing the United States money to give to us.


    I walk over to feel her ass...that is weird...it is actually is quite firm...whatever. She turns around and casts her gaze downward to me and beams. (I slick forgot she was 5ft 5...damn.)


    Pres.Hilary: chuckles"Young prince, do you see something you like. I think this lady will be too much for you"


    I almost blurted out: do I look like your husband to accept every ass and pussy that is thrown my way. Luckily, I stopped myself from ruining my Royal image and told her to lead me to my seat. I feel a gaze on me and I turn to it to meet my father''s gaze. He smiles at me, what a typical taboo pedophile. I take my seat with Pres.Hilary standing next to me. I see my maid Vanessa standing to the left of me, so I tell her to get Madam President a chair. Pres.Hilary sits down while pulling my cheeks telling me that I am growing to fast.(knowing the fact that, I am twenty-one) I guess I would seem young and growing to her


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    Anyway, I wake up from my wandering thoughts to notice my father has stopped his speech and everyone is looking at me.(my father included) Old man:"Ehem...I repeat Astarot Imperial Darkri, do you accept the crown."


    I forget the thousands of people by me and say," Old man what are you pulling, you told me that you were nominating one of your brat spawns for the crown! You did not say anything to me about coronation and responsibilities! Plus, me of all things! I do not have the slightest lingering thoughts for that forsaken position. Nooooo! I, refuse!"


    I hear gasps and murmurs from the crowd...damn, I forgot where I was again.


    Sigh. Old Man:"I apologize for the late notice, but I knew that you would escape to run lot somewhere if I told you before hand. Brat, you have Ashura''s meridians and can use over 60% of your brain, bloodlust, a true kings bearing, and you also posses the highest pure blood in the history of our family. So, even if you say no...you will eventually grow into the position or get used to being King anyway...


    Astarot. I truly offer my apologies."


    Me: "Fine!


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    I turn to the servants and ask them: Which of you came into my room while I was asleep last night and opened my window? Do not all speak at once."


    Vanessa:"Sire it was your second eldest sister...she thought you needed some fresh air."


    I cast my gaze towards my second eldest sister while I hear murmurs from the guest about what I am going to do to her.


    Me:"Did I not tell you to keep your filthy being out of my abode before. Do you want to die. Do you take my leniency of your past action as me giving your filthy being permission to do it. Do not dare try to answer or intervene while I am ranting...for any that do, death is the only penalty awaiting you. Come over here and give me a reason why I should not cleanse this world of your presence."


    My second sister comes over and laughs nervously while putting her hand on my shoulder to say,"Brother stop, overreacting, I just opened window since I thought your room was stuffy. Anyway I am your family, you would not hurt your on flesh and blood would you now. Now, let us go ahead with the coronation."


    Me: "Vanessa."


    SLICE!


    Blood spurts from her dismembered arm as her hand is lying on the floor slowly growing paler. The peas..guests all gasp.


    Me:"Did I give you permission to touch me. Vanessa uses a dessert eagle to blow her feet off." Oh, look she is on her knees....ooh she is fading out


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    What! No! I want her to enjoy this; well at least let me enjoy it. Me:"Vanessa smelling salts. Ooh la la wakey wakey!" I cast my gaze at my father to see stifling a laugh and cast my gaze at Pres.Hilary. She has a predatory grin on her face as I ask for her to discipline my sister since I am too lazy to do it. She nods to me while I nod to my father to proceed with the coronation


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    He proceeds while Pres.Hilary keeps her hand on my thigh for some reason. She better...oh, I guess I should explain Pres.Hilary and my family. I will start and I will try to be as concise as possible.


    She is my pedophile nanny or was my nanny. The United States world power is the maytr for my family or Royal messenger. In the sixteenth century, some old men got together and decided that they should gather up all the royal bloods from around the word and let them govern societies fabric by stitching it in the shadows(do not mention the bloody queen of England to me, there blood has been too diluted to even be considered)...anyway I am a mutt or mixed breed and so is the rest of my family; however, we are as Royal as they come.


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    While I am in my thoughts, my father beckons me to receive the Royal twin swords. I ride over and gaze at them...they are beautiful. Too bad, they are just for show and tell and will not get any action. I stretch my hands to grab the beauties, but I make a mistake and cut myself. My blood falls on the swords and do not call me insane(I slick do not care), but I swear those swords absorbed my blood.


    The roof shatters and rainbow spectrum of lightning falls on the twin swords. I hear this mind wrecking humming and frantic screams and cries from everywhere.


    What the fuck!!! The swords are being lifted into the air and the sharp pointy ends are faced towards me.


    Shit! It is coming towards me! Did it just go through my heart and what am I bitching about, I can finally embrace the beckoning of death.


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    I close my eyes to embrace death as it envelops me. The darkness drowns me...it is so peaceful...wait is that a light.


    I open my eyes to gaze at a wall with pink and white contrast and cast my gaze around the room, this room seems so big.


    I hear a giggle accompanied by a voice that says,"I decided to reinccarnate you!"


    Me:" THIS BITCH!!!!"

 Chapter 2: Garbage?

    Where was I again...oh, I remember. Kind of got sidetracked...anyway back to realty, limbo, or wherever I am.


    "YOU BITCH!!!"


    "Did I ask you for any reprieve for a new life or give you any inkling that I wanted one."


    "Kill me this instant to make up for your dumb blunder while trying to be MISS GOODY TOO SHOES!"


    I hear loud giggles and feel a blast of air blow towards me.


    BOOM!


    I smell a pungent aroma while I fall down on my back.


    Bitch: "Who said I am a Miss and why would I have you leave when we have just met. Also, could you stop using the profane language of your old world in my domain or at least towards me. It is highly demeaning after all and also sweetie pie, not to be corny or anything but I am barefoot. I apologize for any smells that I may emanate (she or whatever it is giggles)."


    I am gawking while staring at several caramel colored huge digits splaying back and forth of a massive foot that is in front of me. This it or whatever toes is as big or if not bigger than I am. I stare at the folds of wrinkles of the foot while the toes are splaying back and forth. I try to process my thoughts.


    Hmm...okay the possibilities<ul>


    <li>possibility 1: I am having an awkward dream</li>


    <li>possibility 2: I have gone insane</li>


    <li>possibility 3: somebody is using a hologram to jest at me</li>


    <li>possibility 4: this must be the afterlife that for some reason has messed up dimensions</li>


    <li>possibility 5: I am just in a screwed situation.


    </li></ul>


    It will be a combination with possibility 5 anyway.


    I keep hearing the sound of thunderous giggles as I am have a dialogue about my perception of judgement in my head(I just noticed something...I stopped using profane language. This "it" is screwing with my vocabulary and constitutional right. I am not scared or anything, so why did I stop using the heavenly language I so love. Fine! It is settled. If "it" pisses me off...I will broaden "its" horizon with the beloved English language)


    It: " You are hilarious(giggles). You know I can read your mind, right. Oh, you do not believe me? Well, I will answer your cumbersome question you were trying to exasperatedly find an answer for (giggles). It is possibilities 4 and 5. Could you stop gawking at my body please (it giggles and I blush). Oh my(giggles), it seems you are sporting a fascination towards me, you know I am a goddess right, I am a little too much for you, do you not think so sweetie (it giggles while I am starting to feel the emotion anger creep up on me) Do not get mad at me sweetie pie, I will get distraught (giggles)." I was getting ready to open my mouth to speak, but I realize it would be a waste of energy.


    What did it mean when it said I am sporting a fascination for its body...SHIT(at least my vocabulary is back) this is embarrassing, my cock is erect...wait a second, cock?


    I am naked(giggles)...


    YOU IT/BITCH, WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE!


    WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?!!!


    YOU VULGAR PLEBIAN GODDESS. GIVE ME SOME CLOTHES!!!


    It/bitch starts roaring with laughter while her foot is thumping against the ground causing vibrations that keep undulating and keeps casting me into the air. This is the so called goddess? It just seems like an overgrown contradicting female that refuses to admit it is one to me. As soon as I uttered those thoughts, the thumping and vibrations came unto an abrupt stop.


    Something tells me to look up. I cast my gaze over to "her" natural toenails, up along her foot, past the platinum or whatever anklet it seems to be, up past a thick(she must be fat, why does my body start shivering...whatever I will ignore it) calf, and toward a silhouette of a turquoise dress (she actually has a flat stomach it seems like, but her calf...what is she some prissy...female that only walks on her toes to look down on peasants...well at least she is not fat and I am not by any means a peasant). I see two huge turquoise meteors falling towards me and what appears to be a giant hand.


    The world as I know it goes dark.


    Shit! I probably have fainted...


    A flood of light enters my vision while a serene voice penetrates my mind saying, " Your physical body is dead, so how could you faint little man (at least she stop calling me sweetie pie, but it does make sense because I am probably in a spiritual body or astral projection of my conscious). Ooh you are pretty intelligent aren''t you (this female is undermining my IQ, of course I recognized her hand enveloped me in its darkness as she lifted me higher for a more comfortable dialogue) I kind of got upset that a mere mortal was telling me off with such vulgar words. I am actually quite shocked that you are not being suffocated by my aura...it must be due to you having a higher gods conscious...hmmm. Anyway, I told you I am not a female (she has issues, must be confused about her sexuality)...anyway we are not that intimate yet, so there is no use for you to entertain that subject (she is blushing). As I was mentioning before we steered off the main focus,  I am reincarnating you....


    (Me: what did she mean by yet...) Hold Up...I do not want to be reincarnated...grant me the grace of death I so desire because I have grew bored of my mundane existence. Plus, I do not care if you are a goddess, do not meddle in my affairs. You have overstepped your boundary intervening with my bliss peace...


    (Goddess: Why does the atmosphere suddenly give me chills) I am giving you the benefit of the doubt for talking to me as if I am some plebian. I should have introduced myself, but your previous demeanor made me forget my civilities. I am the sovereign that governs the gods and goddesses or the ruler of the gods and dimensions. I go by many names, but I will allow you to call me...


    (Me) I do not care to know your name. What purpose does it serve me, since I am about to die. An another point, you do not bless me with anything, I am the one that decides whether you are worthy enough for me to acknowledge your existence. Now, I will stretch the little patience that I have left to ask you once more, "Can you grant me death?"


    (Goddess: He is so unsettling. he is the size of my finger nail, yet makes it feel as if our positions are reversed. He needs to know who is in charge. Next time we meet I will shove him in my...)....As I was saying before you rudely interrupted, my name is Raynar and no, I can not grant you death just yet. I have already started the process of highlighting a route to a dimension that entails the deva world for your spirit can traverse to.


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    (Me) I apologize for my ignorance, but what are you hinting at?


    (Raynar) Sigh...You will have to wait until you traverse to the deva world and granted your new life in a physical body to find away to embrace the death you desire so much and also find a way back into the nothingness realm, for even my authority is sparingly there.  I apologize for inconveniencing you; however, this predicament may actually be of an advantage for you.


    (Me) Elaborate.


    (Raynar: I am starting to think that he has forgotten I am the sovereign of all gods and goddesses) ...What I am suggesting is simple, but first I would like you to answer this question: Why do you want to die?


    (Me) Did I not already answer this question...(she has a few screws loose) I am simply fed up with my mundane existence.


    (Raynar veins pop up on her forehead) Well isn''t that wonderful, you just need an exciting life that will continuously bring you new experiences to entertain you.


    (Me) You do realize that I was the prince of my planet and I am pretty sure that I saw all that life had to offer. You are sure adamant about this reincarnation thing...what is in it for you? (I furrow my eyebrows)


    (Raynar) You are too weak an existence to know of what I request of you as of right now (Weak? Yeah, I will show you weak.  Put me in your lap under your dress for I can bring the thunder and rain. Betcha, won''t utter the word weak again. Why is she fidgeting and appear to have gleams have sweat on her forehead?) Uhm Ah gasp..., but yes I will eventually need your help; however, the assistance that you will provide for me will be awhile from now.


    (Me) I knew you were fishy and I am not talking about your smell(she gasps) You purposefully inconvenienced my death because I had the potential to do you a favor later on down the road.


    Wow!


    You moved up in my eyes!


    You  are no longer a bitch, but.....


    YOU ARE A TWO-FACED SUCCUBUS BITCH(veins are protruding on both of our foreheads, but she slick is beautiful)


    (Raynar: I have wasted about two eons of facial expressions and emotions on him!) YOU URCHIN!!!


    (Me) Bitch, do I look like the pineapple under the sea or the little mermaid to you and also for a celestial entity, you sure have a broad influx of emotions.


    (Raynar: Breath deeply, you need him and his...musings)... The deva world will be the destination of your reincarnation and it has all the mythical creatures that were in your previous world and more. Also, it is a world of cultivation, meaning the advancements of qi and magic or simply put, essence. The deva world is one of the few dimensional worlds in natural creation that offers the possibility to become a god. I can promise you there will be plenty of excitement.  Also the task I request of you....you probably will not have the capability of doing perhaps until about ten thousand years from now.


    (Me) I can barely hear you through your gritted teeth (her hand gradually starts to close). I am joking....joking(I chuckle), yet this arrangement does sound interesting; however, anyone that irks me in my new life shall die.  So, I probably will not be a good champion for you, since blood and death shall always accompany me.


    (Raynar: He is definitely insane, yet he has such a noble bearing and aura.) You will not have to worry about that, plus you are not my champion. This is not one of those satire novels of your past world. I am looking for a companion to stay with me....I will give you two presents for your new life:


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    <li>The Gift of Tongues for you will already be able to read, talk, and write in any language</li>


    <li>A Immortals Cultivation Technique


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    These will assist you gre....


    (Me) So, you want me to be your future husband. At least you are admitting you are female now. These two gifts are suppose to be my dowry, I guess...but doesn''t it suppose to be the other way around...I never really wanted to get married, but since it is you, I will manage just this once.


    Anyway the Immortals Cultivation Technique, I do not want it. You yourself are not all powerful, so why would I want something that does not present me with what I want. Explain briefly magic and qi in this new world for I can be on my merry way.


    (Raynar blushing) I AM NOT A FEMALE!!!


    (Me) I guess that notion of us being husband and wife is true. You want to nurture me into the ideal spouse. You really are scheming aren''t you. Let us please convene back to the main subject please, my wife.(I chuckle while gazing at her assets)


    (Raynar: He called me wife) You...you(sigh) Anyway, let me first tell you that your spiritual body and consciousness possess the qualities if not more than a higher god, so the vessel you be in will naturally assimilate to accommodate you. Now, all humanoid beings possess two dantians


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    <li>one located in the head next to your cerebellum</li>


    <li>the other is in the pit of your stomach


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    The dantian located in your head is the one mages cultivate, while the other is for warriors. For monsters, these two dantians have combined into one and is located to the left of their heart. Now, it is almost impossible to be able to use both if you are a humanoid existence unless you have what are known as the blessed bodies or attune your body meridians and qi paths from a young age. Also, you can use elixirs or an extremely pure essence to alter your genetic makeup and meridians. Mages use their mental perceptions and attunement of essence to use the element/s of their body to manipulate the fabric of reality while they also use the essence of their body to provide the power. Warriors on the other hand, absorb the essence from nature in which turns into the element/s of their body and use their body or weapon as a medium or catalyst to use it.


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    (Me) That is pretty amazing. I guess you are about to send me off. Well, thank you for this exciting opportunity, my wife (I chuckle).


    (Raynar)...you...you are most welcome.


    She gets up from her throne and carries me  toward a metal looking container...then she drops me inside and winks at me.


    I know...I know...I just know this bi...my wife did not just throw me in the garbage.  She would not do that to me.


    I slick just got thrown in the garbage...


    Wait a second garbage...


    Garbage


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    WHERE SHIT GOES!!!


    I am going to so LOVE killing her.

 Chapter 3: THIS IS SOME...

    I am going to LOVE killing her.


    HOW DARE SHE DISCARDS ME LIKE I AM SOME PIECE OF SHIT!


    I AM A FREAKING PRINCE¡­NOBILITY NO LESS, ALSO HER HUSBAND TO BE!


    (Deep intake of breath) Is something wrong with me? I am starting to develop several mannerisms and emotions I never have felt before. Pull yourself together Astarot (at least I can speak to myself now without an annoying side party)¡­let¡¯s see¡­she would not cast me away like that without a reason¡­hmm. This must be an outpost that leaves to the dimensions or some relay station for spirits to travel.


    Yes! That has to be it.


    I seriously need to stop having these side conversations with myself so that I will not ruin my mental stability¡­anyway, I guess I should get an outlook of my surroundings.


    Let¡¯s see¡­I appear to be flying through a black space that is far bigger than the limits of my eye sight and there is a multitude spectrum of tiny lights (about the width of a needle) composed of a variety of colors that seem to be dark gray, white, blue, red, green, yellow, and purple.


    Awe¡­where is the bowl of lucky charms¡­aren¡¯t I rainbow happy unicorn loving mother fuc¡­¡­..


    Anyway let¡¯s get back to the environment I was rudely discarded in¡­I move my attention from the spectrum of light to look around. There appears to be a platinum colored murky light trail that is tinted a turquoise blue, which I seem to be auto piloting on (it must be the manifestation color of Raynar¡¯s powers)¡­Hoah hoah(yawning)¡­I am slick sleepy, I am using my mental facilities too much¡­where was I?


    Oh yeah, on observe and standby mode.


    My gaze moves in front of me¡­hmm? What¡¯s that? A platinum wall seems to be approaching me¡­(did I really get thrown in the garbage?).


    It is opening! A white light floods from the¡­I guess it is a door now, as I go through the threshold of it.


    As my gaze adjusts from the blinding sensation and when my eyes finally come to focus, I see an array of planet, a glowing ball of luminescent fire (the sun), and meteors


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    Is this the freaking solar system???  I thought she told me a new world¡­oh.


    The planets are different, I see. They are bigger and all of them seem to have the similarities of earth (they look like satellite images of Earth), does that mean all of these planet are habitable¡­shit...that is some scary sci-fi type of shit¡­I am getting goosebumps. That¡¯s a lot of demographic aliens¡­well, they will eventually be my subjects. Hmmm...the light trail appears to be leading me toward what seems to be the biggest of the planets in this solar system. I guess that will be my new residence¡­wait a second.


    I am approaching a planet¡¯s atmosphere¡­won¡¯t I combust?  See there, I thought Raynar did not think about me. What a sweet lady, I would really actually do her a favor now, but since I am about to die, LOL who cares (I am roaring with laughter).


    ¡°LOL, Death hear I come¡±, I close my eyes and say as I am about to meet the planet¡¯s atmosphere. I am smiling contently. No more annoyance, no more of me acting proper, no more responsibilities, no more g¡­wait this is a lot of no mores¡­I should have ceased my thought process if I am dead, at least I think. Does it take that long to die..?


    I open my eyes¡­


    WOW! Those are some big ass trees, they could be mansions for people to live in. What type of monster existences am I drifting by, some of them are actually appealing...ooh they have cities (isn¡¯t that something). I am expeditiously drifting past it¡­drifting past it? I am not dead? Let me get a good look¡­hmm, I seem to be traversing a vast forest as I gaze down to see from the sky. Wait a second, if I was dead, I should not have any cognitive capabilities¡­


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    I am still of the path of reincarnation.


    (A really deep intake of breath)


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    THAT NOSY, TWO FACED, SUCCUBUS BITCH!!! HOW DARE SHE USE MY INTELLECT TO PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS!!! I AM SOOO GOING TO KILL HER!!! (Huffing and puffing afterward)


    Take in deep breaths Astarot, deep breaths¡­I follow my gaze towards what appears to be a huge (That is not the right connotation of the word.) gigantic medieval kingdom. Hmm¡­I am falling down from my vantage point in the sky toward a black bricked castle. Looks like I am about to collide with another wall¡­oh yeah, I am just a consciousness now


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    I will just pass through it...


    I pass through several walls and find myself in what I guess a medieval royal living room where I see two ladies sitting down that seem a little pudgy. One seems overly tall (even though they are sitting) with silver hair, cream colored skin, royal blue eyes, a peach colored dress, sandals, and wearing a sapphire entwined platinum circlet on her head. The other lady appears to royalty, since she has that particular aura or feeling¡­she has blond hair, azure blue eyes, pale white skin (she slicks needs a tan), a red and gold dress that entirely encases her lower half, and wearing a ruby studded crown (see royalty). Oh, wait there is a crib between them that is holding a pale white baby with curly golden hair, I guess that is supposed to be the new me.


    The autopilot on my body has worn off¡­hmm, I guess I will have to manually possess the little tyke.


    I make my way over to the crib and I see that the tall lady is standing up also. She is making her way over towards the crib. I do not want that overly grown weed to pick me up¡­let me hurry up to possess this tyke so I can throw a tantrum at this lowly peasant  for having the audacity to touch me and also use the facilities on her.


    Damn!! She walks fast (tall legs, I guess)¡­whoa there horsey slow down, LoL.


    I am almost there¡­she is right abreast to me...


    Why do I feel a suction force from her body?


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    I AM GOING TO BE AN AMAZONIAN PEASANT WOMAN¡­wait


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    Why am I being sucked toward the pit of her stomach?


    Eww, it is fleshy and bloody in here. Eww, what is that bloody fleshly lump¡­it is sucking me in! What''s...that, it has an umbilical cord attached to it¡­.WAIT!


    UMBIILICAL CORD! I AM NOT EVEN BORN YET! I DEFINITELY GOT TO BE DREAMING!


    I hear a voice¡­Aww, Astaroth you will eventually have one soon, another voice says, ¡°Yeah, but that probably will not be for another four months¡­


    Four months¡­four months¡­She is five months pregnant


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    THIS IS SOME¡­

 Chapter 4: Yay

    THIS IS SOME¡­


    (Mentally huffing and puffing) Does life and death not like me? I thought I would at least receive an infant¡¯s body that has already been born¡­


    (Sigh) Is this the best I could amount to¡­a freaking fertilized egg? I am starting to feel a weird emotion creeping up on me¡­depression. I am going to be stuck in this Amazon¡¯s womb for at least four months because I was making fun of this peasant (sigh). I guess, I have some serious soul searching to do¡­ (sigh) teacher always use to say there is a time and place for everything¡­I actually miss teacher. These influxes of emotions I have been having lately does not seem to be the real me¡­I did not start having all of these weird feelings until I was in Raynar¡¯s domain. Did she or her domain influence me (sigh)? Who cares, I just want to get out of this hellhole and be able to at least do what I want to do. What do I want to do anyway?


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    I slick do not even know¡­I know that I want to die. Yet, right now I want to see what this world has to offer, but I am stuck in this messed up situation (sigh). I am not even using my favorite words anymore, something is definitely interfering with my mind¡­it is quite comfortable in here though. I feel like drifting asleep


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    I probably should at least get some information about this world while I am stuck in here¡­that¡¯s right I should put forth some effort. The situation is not totally bad, I have some time to relax and do some espionage while I am in this peasant¡¯s womb. That is not right, I should not call her a peasant. She is my mother, I should give her the upmost respect, since she is the one that is bringing me into this fascinating world. Plus, what does that make me if she is a peasant (DO NOT ANSWER THAT).


    Anyway¡­hmm¡­I hear voices¡­


    (Astaroth) Awe¡­coo, coo, coo you are so cute little one. Elizabeth she is so cute (SHE!!! I was almost a girl!), I can not wait for my little one to be born. A tickle tickle (the baby giggles) aren¡¯t you a little bundle of happiness and joy.


    (Elizabeth, at least I assume to be) Astaroth do not wile D¡¯erica up too much please, I am about to have one of the servants put her asleep in the carriage for the ride back home.


    (Astaroth) You all have only been here for a few weeks, why don¡¯t you all stay awhile longer¡­ (She probably is giving Elizabeth the puppy eyes.)


    (Elizabeth, at least I assume to be) A few weeks, my royal hinny. We have been here for almost a year! The king has missed the celebration of his daughter two year old birthday! I also, miss my husband (I told you she was a Queen). If we had a hanging for every time you said ¡°awhile longer¡± over the past few months, mostly all the criminals in my kingdom would be dead. Plus, D¡¯erica is my child, but I have barely even touched her since I have been here! (Sigh) I am not trying to be rude, but we have to return anyway to have the royal court¡¯s doctor¡¯s assist in providing treatment to her body for her future prospects can be high.


    (Astaroth pouts) Fine! She likes her aunty more than you, don¡¯t you D¡¯erica. Since you are leaving, I will just go play with someone else! (Mother you slick sound like a child, I bet you are sticking your tongue out right now)  OH MARY!!!


    I hear footsteps that seem to be rapidly running towards my mother and me.


    (Mary) Yes duchess, what do you require of me?


    (Astaroth) Escort the queen and carry D¡¯erica to their carriage.


    (Elizabeth) I guess the next time I will see you is when you bring your little one to see me. Mwah mwah¡­ (She kisses my mother on her cheeks, I guess) You and Vance behave while I am gone (she roars with laughter; is something funny?)


    (Astaroth) Dashun escort me to my chambers, I am tired.


    (Dashun) Yes duchess!


    You have to be kidding me¡­I need more information MOTHER! Go mingle around the citadel or something sheesh for peace sake.


    I feel as though, my mother has layed down.  Well, it is official, my mother does not have a life. Well I can not fucking do anything about it, I am trapped in here. Shit¡­what can I do to pass the time¡­hmmm? Raynar said that you have to cultivate from a young age or have to receive some outside miracle remedies to help alter the physical body limitations. I am not even born yet, so I think now will be a great time (My mental ear is burning as if someone is talking about me).


    Let¡¯s see¡­how should I approach cultivation¡­I only have vague knowledge of it. I have a dantian in my head and also another in the pit of my stomach¡­I have to use essence to give my body the capabilities to use both; however, how do I meet the conditions though? Hmm¡­let me do a spiritual scan of my body. I have some huge meridians¡­why is the umbilical cord sending a black substance along with the nutrients to my body? The black substance seems to be traversing spiritual veins into my meridians¡­I think it is sealing up my meridians¡­that¡¯s a no go. How do I stop it?


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    I know! I could use the essence as a funnel to dilute the supply of nutrients that the umbilical cord is sending me. Okay, what did teacher say¡­


    (Teacher or old fogey rather) Alright brat, I do not have patience for your shenanigans, from now on I will be your sifu or simply master¡­


    (Me) No one is my master and this is not the Edo period. Now you may proceed.


    (Old fogey) Brat you sure have a mouth on you, but l like that aura you exude when you speak. Now, all people have a conscious or rather a consciousness; however, if a person is not able to use more than ten percent of their brain, they will never be able to manually utilize it. Many call it the sixth sense and indeed it is, it gives you the ability do things that the world would consider godly¡­


    (Me) Eh old fogey, you are rambling. Get to the point.


    (Old fogey) Alright you cheeky brat! (If this was the Edo period, I would hmph hmph you for talking to this handsome devil me like that!) Take a good look at you surroundings while you try to get a meditative outlook of it and when you start to perceive spectrum/s of color/s being emitted everywhere, you will have completed the first step in becoming able to utilize essence. After you have reached that point, use your consciousness to sweep your body and you will find veins which are called qi passages. You may have noticed that your qi passages lead to several center and focal points that are clogged. You have to simply communicate with the essence of the atmosphere to cleanse and traverse your qi pathways to what would be a sphere in the pit of your stomach. This sphere is a dantian, which is a container that holds Essence/Qi. As you traverse the qi passages, you will progress to gradually be able to use more and your body will also develop capabilities that will grow in turn. Now brat there are plenty of ways to absorb and cycle the essence in your body, the purer the essence, the more powerful you will be¡­hmmm. I would tell you a pretty thorough method, but for being cheeky¡­


    (Me back in reality) That old fogey, he better be glad he was useful. Hmmm...the different colored lights that shadowed me to this world is essence, I think. I cast my gaze around me to see if I can find any of the lights¡­a mass array of lights seem to be coming from the umbilical cord and a few from what I guess my mother¡¯s blood. My mother is helping me. I actually may develop feelings for her¡­back to focus. I need to first develop a relationship with the essence before I am able to utilize it. I get in the meditative atmosphere and try telling the essence that I respect its existence and would it become my friend (I am so cocky aren¡¯t I). It seems to actually be responding to me drastically by stampeding towards my body¡­that is not good¡­they have dark brown and black spots enshrouding it. I need to purify it! I immediately relay to the essence to form into a funnel shape and use the friction between its molecules to cleanse itself. The essence that comes out of the funnel seem transparent, but you can still see the tint of the different colors,


    I guess the different type of colors represent what type of element it is (Aren¡¯t I a genius! You is smart! You is Kind! You is Important! Why am I being sarcastic towards myself?). Now, I should guide the essence to my meridians through my qi passages to work on purging that black murky stuff


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    GOD DAMN IT! THIS IS TIRING!


    Eh, I am only working on the dantian for warriors, I need to work on the mage¡¯s dantian too! Let¡¯s see¡­what¡¯s that¡­it appears to be routes from my two dantians that lead to four caves that have a cavity connecting them to the biggest cave out of the group and has routes intersecting into a path that leads to my heart


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    What the fuck¡­why do I have the twin royal swords attached to my heart? The swords seem to be absorbing essence and whatever is in the caves¡­hmm. I am not going to waste my mental energy on it.


    I start back on doing cultivation by making sure the essence is equally divided while it is cycling through my two dantians. The process is so tiring that I fall asleep, wakeup, cultivate while trying to communicate with the swords, fall back asleep, and wake¡­you get the freaking point! Making me sound like a robot by repeating myself over and over


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    Several days past by (a little over two months), I have succeeded in cleansing my meridians, but once I did¡­All the essence I accumulated in my dantians converged together to the twin swords (Greedy mother fuc¡­haven¡¯t you heard of the sin gluttony). Well it isn¡¯t too bad, since I know I can be both a mage and warrior now due to both of my dantian humming happily I think¡­


    I am startled from my cultivation when I hear moans¡­


    (Astaroth moans) No Vance, we really shouldn¡¯t, I am pregnant ba¡­uhm uh uh ah ooh


    (Vance horny ass father I would presume) Ssh Astar (I guess it is a nickname, but it is kind of getting turbulent in here.) I heard sex eases the process for the baby to come out (You ignorant buffoon).


    (Astaroth, mother you are either slick dumb or horny) Okay, be gentle¡­


    These have got to be the biggest idiots I have ever met in my life¡­WOAH WOAH! Why does it feel like I am moving (by the way¡­my father seems to be a hollerer¡­) Eww! The walls are contracting and the slimy stuff around me is helping to ease me out


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    NOOO! I wasn¡¯t ready (those words seem familiar)! Wait, I think my mother is screaming¡­


    (Vance my idiot father) SOMEONE HELP ME!!! MARY!


    (Mary) Yes, Master what do you¡­(gasp) Oh my goodness, the duchess is giving birth (Naah bitch she is having her period, HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE!!!) ATTEND ME! (I guess she is yelling to the other servants) BRING A BASIN OF HOT WATER, SOME TOWELS, AND A KNIFE!


    At least she handling the situation properly. Good Job. Wait a second a knife¡­what would she need a knife for


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    NOO! I WANT MY PEE WEE! DO NOT TRY TO CIRCUMCISE ME WITH YOUR PRIMITIVE METHODS PLEASE!!! I AM BEGGING YOU! (I AM STARTING TO FEEL DEPRESSED)


    Hmm¡­I am stuck. My father must wasn¡¯t working with anything, I hope I do not end up with the short stick¡­Ooh, someone is pulling me. Yay mother fucker. Yay¡­sike, it¡¯s about fucking time.


    Ladies and gentlemen I am exiting the VEE JAY JAY! I AM OUT!


    Light floods my vision¡­what¡¯s that shiny thing coming towards me¡­it¡¯s a¡­ FREAKING KNIFE (I START CRYING, SCREAMING, AND KICKING; YOU WILL NOT TAKE ME ALIVE) WAH WAAH WAAAH!


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    I did not feel anything¡­that actually wasn¡¯t so bad. (I guess I was just being a pussy you are probably saying¡­I got two words for you: FUCK YOU! Well don¡¯t I feel accomplished.)


    Anyway, I am having a Drake (you know the hip hop artist) moment


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    Nigga, we made it¡­well I made it¡­


    Anyway, I can at least get fresh air now.


    Yay.

 Chapter 5: Dont They Get Tired!

    Yay.


    Hoopty Doo¡­I am out (I slick do not feel enthusiastic about this, hint the sarcasm)


    Eww¡­I feel¡­shit, I can¡¯t think of a word¡­uhm, icky. Yeah, that¡¯s it. For real though, YUCK!!! That almost made me not want to do it with Raynar LoL¡­


    Hmm, I wonder how I look¡­as long as I am not ugly, I can take it¡­probably. I try to gaze downward, but my motor skills¡­I hate being a baby. I can barely freaking move¡­someone is picking me up. Whoever it is, has on something like a maid outfit kind of, so let me assume this is knife wielding demon Mary. Damn it, if you are going to pick me up, pick me up! Do not hold me away from your body like I am carrying some type of disease! I am a baby for crying out loud, do you want me to be a hunch back when I grow older!


    (Mary the knife wielding demon in her thoughts)  Ugh¡­this is disgusting, why did I sign up to do this again¡­anyway, I wonder what the master and duchess are going to do about the baby, since he was born premature and might have some¡­well, defects. Speaking of the baby, he is a strange one¡­He was kicking and screaming as soon as the knife was coming at him, but now he is quiet.  I should move him to a new set of towels for he can lay on¡­what¡¯s that on him¡­I know he is covered in blood and waste, but that is white¡­noooo¡­would they while the duchess was pregnant. Well, master was naked when he was a screaming for me at first¡­and so was the duchess¡­they were having sex¡­that is the master¡¯s cum on him, do they not have any shame! (She gasps several times) Well, Eww! How am I going to move him? I will just hold him away from me¡­he is so light¡­too light and kind of on the small side, I guess because he is premature. That¡¯s funny, he is babbling at me while he looks like he is trying to gaze into my eyes, I swear he is trying to talk (She giggles). Isn¡¯t that cute. I am going to set you down right here and I will be right back with some stuff to clean you.


    (Me) Bitch! You hear me talking to you! (I am moving down¡­she is setting me down?)¡­Yeah, you better put me down. Know your place! That¡¯s right, I am glad you are learning, you cannot touch me without my permission¡­Oh, you are walking away. That¡¯s right! Go in timeout to think about what you did to this young master! Now¡­what should I do¡­I could glance around at my surroundings, but I can barely control my neck. I could cultivate ¡°Yawn¡±, but I am slick tired¡­¡°Yawn¡±. I will just wait until the next time I wake up.


    (Astaroth) I cannot believe I listened to you! Now, we might have a special child¡­


    (Vance) What do you mean by special child? Isn¡¯t he our child¡­won¡¯t he be special to us anyway¡­


    (Astaroth) YOU MUSCLE BRAINED IDIOT!!! I MEANT HE MAY HAVE SOME BIRTH DEFECTS! OUR CHILD MAY BE A CRIPPLE FOR LIFE. (She breaks down in tears while jumping on the bed and burying her face in a pillow)


    (Vance) I¡­I... (Speechless).


    (Vance) Astar he will probably be fine (walks over and sit beside her on the bed to comfort her). No, he will definitely be fine. Did you see how he start acting, when Mary used the knife to circumcise him? How he was, kicking screaming, and flailing about, then he stopped when Mary was done. From my viewpoint, he might just be a genius in our midst in the making¡­


    (Astaroth takes the pillow off of her face) Really?


    (Vance) Of course, it must be that high elf inheritance you gave him¡­


    (Astaroth giggles with joy) Yeah, we know it did not come from your side¡­LoL! Of course he is intelligent, he is my baby. I bet he will be the best mage in the history of our kingdom.


    (Vance) That hurt Astar, how do you know he did not get it from my side and also I want him to have a warrior profession. I want him to become the strongest warrior in the history of our kingdom for this ole man can live his days in leisure.


    (Astaroth) I am not doubting those monsters that spawned you (she giggles) I am doubting you. Why can¡¯t he be both a mage and a warrior?


    (Vance) We do not even know if he will possess a blessed body yet. Plus, even though we have great genes ourselves, neither of us have that type of blessed body¡­


    (Astaroth) You are right though; however, you have a tyrant body, while as I have a subclass-heaven body, but not one of that origin that uses both dantians. Well, at least with our genes, he has a high chance of having a blessed body.


    (Vance) That is true¡­you just might be right! Our child¡­ (Enthusiastically roars with laughter of joy while he uses the comforter to wipe his tears; however, it is a little dirty¡­)


    Astar, we might need to clean up a little¡­


    (Astaroth) Why?


    (Vance) ¡­we just had sex¡­and you also had a baby, plus there is blood all over the bed,


    (Astaroth) Yes, we do need to clean up for round two (she winks). Also Hun, tell the servants to clean the room (she skips off to the bath).


    (Vance) Mary!!!


    (Mary) Yes, master?


    (Vance) That was quick¡­order the staff to clean this room please. Also, clean my son and take him to his room. From now on, you are in charge of educating him until the age of five, so I am giving you the authority to do whatever you want or feel necessary for his growth for the time being.


    (Mary) Yes master, I will not disappoint you!


    (Vance) Good! I will be taking my leave then. (I am going to go ruin my wife¡¯s bath)


    (Mary in her thoughts) He gave me authority to do whatever I want until the young master turns five! I practically have as much power as master himself, WOW! I am going to make sure the young master gets me to live my day¡¯s forever in peace, even after the age of five. I am going to groom him nicely for myself (laugh evilly).


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    I just remembered that I have to clean the young master, EWW! (Makes her way to the young master) Aww, isn¡¯t that cute, he is fast asleep. Oh well, alrighty then, let me get started on cleaning him. Aww, he has caramel skin¡­ Good Heavens, his hair is split down the middle with two different colors! That will draw quite a shock¡­that is weird though, the master nor the mistress has that type of hair¡­or rather anyone, could it be an omen¡­ Whatever, I am tired! I have been on my feet all day! Let me go on ahead and bring the young master to his chambers. (Walks to chambers and places the young master on top of the crib¡¯s mattress and cover, while she sits on the sofa beside it) Ooh, this is quite comfy! I will just go ahead and take my shoes off. Ooh it feels so good to let these dogs of mine breathe, I might as well put them up on the crib, while I rest this overworked body. Ooh, that feels nice and comfy!


    (Astarot twitches in his sleep and unconsciously sniffs)¡­Yawn! That was a great rest! Now, I was going to do something, but I was too sleepy. Hmm¡­what was it? Ugh! I can¡¯t remember¡­I might as well get a bearing on my surroundings.


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    Neck work!!!


    Please! Hmm¡­I wonder if I use essence to speed up the growth of my muscles, will it work.  I might as well try it, not like I can go anywhere (nah, dumbass). Hmm¡­it does not feel quite right forcing the essence to restructure my neck¡­oh well, long as it works. That should be good enough¡­damn it is still mot working (throws a temper tantrum and starts flailing about). Oh¡­I can move now. Huh, well what do you know, hissy fits sometimes works. Hmm¡­ (Sniffs the air) Why do I smell corn chips¡­oh wrinkled soles are in front of me. Anyway, I should go ahe¡­wait wrinkled soles, someone has there fucking feet on my crib. Who in the world would be that idiotic to infuriate me? Oh, it is that maid¡­what was her name again, I think it was Mary. Oi Mary, wake up! Shit, I am probably just blabbering baby talk, next time I will have to work on structuring my vocal cords. She is really pissing me off with her feet though. First it was Raynar, now it is her¡­sigh, I am really in a pathetic situation.


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    (Mary) Ah, that was a great nap! Oh, the young master is up¡­huh, he is just sitting up and staring at my feet! Aww, he likes them¡­


    (Astarot) Oh, she is up. Why is she making cooing noises at me? Bitch, do I look like a bird! Coo, coo my ass. Oh she is picking me up, wait¡­she is putting me back down? She is putting me on the floor at her feet? Is she mentally challenged?


    (Mary giggling) There you go young master, aren¡¯t you cute. Wow! The young master eyes are absolutely gorgeous, hmm¡­ his hair and his eyes is probably and omen. Whatever, why don¡¯t I use the young master to have some fun (use his body to massage my feet). Here come my tootsie wootsies (giggles evilly)


    (Astarot) What is she doing? Why is she giggling? Why is she moving her feet toward me¡­No! (Tries to scoot away) I can¡¯t even fucking crawl. Oh no, they are getting closer! Shit, this is reminding me of that reality program on television (animal planet), when the primitive species are instilling their dominance¡­I am not ready, I am too young to put up a fair fight! No please stop, this is so humiliating and demeaning! Why is all of this happening to me? I just wanted to die at first, but now that I have made the decision to live, yet everything has been going downhill for me ever since¡­she is still cooing at me, while her feet is grinding onto me (shaking my head mentally, this is slick child abuse too). Ugh, I think I am hungry¡­blurp, grumble (stomach noises). Sigh, I guess I am hungry¡­how do I get her to understand me so that I can get something to eat.


    (Mary) Huh, my personal massage stopped struggling(giggles evilly). Hmm¡­the young master is just sitting there with a sad look on his face, I guess the young master is tuckered out from all this fun (giggles evilly). I should probably go give him to the Mistress¡­


    (Astarot) I slick¡­oh, she is picking me up. At least she is holding me close and offering me head support this time. I wonder how she is going to antagonize me next. Huh, she has firm yet soft mounds¡­my thoughts slipped, were exiting the room and headed down a huge hall. We¡¯re making a lot of twist and turns, and also went up a flight of stairs to go down a wide corridor that leads to a large pair of ivory gold doors¡­hmm, this feels like deja vu, I think I have been here before. What was it? Oh, it is my parent¡¯s room¡­ugh, the horrible memories I tried to bury in mind are resurfacing. What¡¯s this? Mary is giving me to Astaroth¡­


    (Mary) Awe, the young master is snuggling against my breast (giggles). I will make sure you are forever inclined to this lady (giggles evilly). Ugh! I glad I had a chance to rest and had and had a massage, because this is just taking too long. I can never understand why people have these great big ole castles for, when all the castles offer is trouble. Oh, well look at here, I finally made it! Oh the duchess is sitting on the bed reading, I wonder where master is, well never mind. ¡°Mistress¡±


    (Astaroth) Aww Mary, I see you brought my beautiful baby. Let me see him¡­


    (Mary) I brought the young master for you can feed him¡­


    (Astaroth) Okay, my oh my though, he is such a beautiful baby. He had to get his looks from my side¡­one side of his head of hair is gold, while the other is platinum silver. He has a dot on his fore head that is a contrast between gold and silver too! Oh my gosh¡­his eyes, one pupil is gold, while the other is platinum sliver! My baby must have a blessed body, he just has too! But with those startling facial features he is sure to attract a lot of attention, I hope he will not get bullied and ostracized that much. Oh, he is babbling at me, you hungry aren¡¯t you¡­ (Shuffles and gown slips off her shoulder to reveal her breast) that¡¯s okay, mother has just what you need (giggle).


    (Astarot) What the world? She expects me to drink her milk from her breast with all of those hickies surrounding her areola. She got me fucked all the way up!  Do I look like my horny ole man? I am not¡­oomph! She shoved it in my mouth¡­it actually isn¡¯t that bad, but why does her nipple feel like it is hardening¡­no, it must be my imagination. This food though, not what I wanted, but I can make do with this¡­


    (Astaroth biting her upper lip) That feels funny¡­ ¡°Mary, you can leave. I know you must be tired, so you enjoy the rest of the day how you see fit.¡±


    (Mary) ¡°Thank you mistress, I will be leaving!¡± Well, what do you know¡­I have been getting so many benefits, since the young master was born. I was right, the young master is an omen¡­my little omen (giggles evilly while she swaggers out of the castle).


    (Astarot) It is definitely hard, plus her cheeks are rosy¡­I guess I have a taboo parent in this life as well (mental sigh). This milk though, it is sweet and heavy¡­it almost made me forget about the bummer that is my life. I am quite full now, I need to think seriously now about my future plans. Hmm¡­while I was cultivating and speeding up the growth of muscle in my neck, I noticed it did not quite feel right. I know back on earth I had one dantian, probably cultivation works differently here. Sheesh, now I wish I would have took that cultivation method from Raynar¡­hmm I could just wait until I get access to cultivation methods here. But that will take too long, if I wait for normal means. I will just have to use the cultivation method I know now to speed up the growth of muscles in my body for I can find a way to them myself. Huh, someone is coming into the room. It¡¯s a man that is a little taller the average height back on Earth in the United States, so I would probably say six foot two. He has raven black hair with gold specks in it, sword shaped eyebrows, black pupiled eyes with a reddish tint in them, appears to be muscular, wearing some navy blue pants, gray boots, and a white t-shirt. I guess he is my ole man, not mentioning the fact he is sitting on the bed beside my mother motioning for me¡­


    (Vance) Astar, I am finished with the records and documents for our governed land today One of the intelligence reports mentioned the Ashburn family has been acting unbridled¡­is that my son? Wow! (Gasp) His hair and eyes! He is indeed a handsome little fellow isn¡¯t he! No doubt he got his looks from me¡­


    (Astaroth)  You must be a blind granny! Looks from you, hmph!


    (Vance chuckles) Don¡¯t be mad, let me hold him¡­he is a light brat isn¡¯t he, well that doesn¡¯t matter, he will eventually fill up.


    (Astaroth) Oh my, Vance you actually look like a father now, you are getting old (chuckles)


    (Vance) Is that so¡­then, what does that say about you (chuckles)


    (Astaroth) Hmph!


    (Vance) Do not be mad, you are still as ravishing beautiful as when I first met you. It is getting late, I am glad you had a crib designed to be placed in the room, otherwise it would have been a long walk to his room.


    (Astaroth giggles) Of course I am beautiful and you were the one that suggested he be on another floor in a different ward than us for his own privacy when he grows older.


    (Vance) I did, I forgot¡­


    (Astaroth shaking his head) Go ahead and put him in the crib, it is getting late. Remember we have to go to the Registrar to give him a name and have him recorded as citizen of this kingdom¡­


    (Vance) Yada yada yada (laughs), I know, I know Astar! Sleep well brat and have sweet dreams.


    (Astarot) I felt like a third wheel for the whole duration that my ole man has been here. At least I can go to bed and be away from those lovey dovely freaks that call themselves my parents. Time for some shuteye¡­


    (Astaroth) Oh Vance, it is getting late¡­Uh!


    (Vance) That means it is the perfect time to get to know each other better.


    (Astaroth purrs) Yesss¡­


    (Astarot) I know they are not


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 Chapter 6: Not Again!

    Don¡¯t they get tired!


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    (Moans and grunts sounds are made in the back ground)


    Even while I am here! Have some freaking forbearance, at least some decency for yourselves! I am too freaking tired to be dealing with this, plus according to my mother I get named and have to go through some procedures tomorrow¡­I should ¡°Yawn¡±¡­go to sleep.


    Later on that night while everyone has fallen asleep, Mary sneaks into the duke and duchess room and takes the baby back to his room and places him in the crib. She lays down on the sofa beside it and gets comfortable for she can fall asleep. Astarot sniffs the air and makes some inaudible noises, while he is in a deep slumber having a rather strange dream¡­


    "Where am I


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    This is kind of strange, I thought was on the path of reincarnation in that cultivation world Raynar sent me to¡­what a strange place. It is surrounded by different elements and various aspects of nature¡­the sky is meeting it while one part is clear and the other is stormy, a volcano is erupting beneath it while the magma branches out and forms earth with luscious plant growth and wildlife, murky darkness is corroding some of the wildlife, light is being shined in its full brilliance from the wildlife that is being born, and wind is flowing everywhere offering surreal comfort to all. Yet the most strange thing of all, is the palace that all of these wonders seem to be embracing, a palace. Something from the palace is beckoning me¡­I have an overwhelming want to go to it


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    I want to see this enigma that has the gall to treat me like a freaking dog somebody sends to fetch and tells it to fucking come back! The nerve! Putting me in this surreal atmosphere that is affecting my mentality and personality, hmph! Huh, it¡¯s a sword that looks like one of the twin royal swords stabbed inside a huge being clad in darkness and it is another huge being clad in red and gold beside it that has another sword stabbed in it which looks like the other twin royal sword¡­huh! As I get closer to the two huge beings, I seem to see something that is on a much smaller (my scale) between them¡­it¡¯s sitting on the ground while burying its face in a turquoise singed cloth. The creature looks otherworldly! It has four wings; one is scaled gold, another is a luminescent white feathered wing, the other is silver scaled, and the last one is a myriad of colors since it seems to be constantly changing while I am looking at it. It also has a spear like tail that I see as I am walking closer¡­I think this is what was beckoning me, I feel a deep connection with it¡­my arrogance and personality seems to be fading. Shit! I stepped on something that makes a noise which sounds like a person jumping in a murky muddy puddle. Plop!


    Ugh¡­what is this shit?


    It is a golden color with a turquoise tint to it and is dense¡­I think this is blood.


    Uh oh! I seemed have disturbed it from being in its feelings, its gaze falls upon me and my body falls under huge pressure. I feel as if I am submerged under water and will never see the light of day again. This pressure makes death feel as though, it is just a meager flower petal floating away and forgotten by the wind¡­it has three eyes! One of its pupils is gold, another is silver, and the one on its forehead seems to be constantly changing by showing a myriad of different colors while you can see images of natural disasters of nature. Shit, it is standing up¡­what is it going to do to me¡­


    It¡¯s gently putting down the singed turquoise cloth on top of the golden tinted turquoise blood by its feet and sighs. Once it removes the singed cloth from its body, you can see its figure that is streamlined caramel body of muscle, but not overly muscled¡­wait, it has a gaping hole in its chest that is dripping blood that is constantly changing into different myriad of colors¡­its hurt?"


    (It sighs) ¡­So weak, those days where my innocence was bliss. I was arrogant fledgling that did not¡­.sigh. "You seem confused, why? You have an intelligent mind, so you should be able to figure out who I am and this environment.¡±


    (Astarot eyes are blinking incessantly, while his mind seems to be in a muddled state) It said I should know this place and it¡­this place seems to be in my memories, yet not in my memories. That cloth is Raynar¡¯s dress, the swords stabbed into those massive beings are the twin royal swords, this it should be me from another time period, and this place should be my abode¡­


    (Mysterious Astarot) ¡°Good, very good¡­it seems my intelligence was not for naught. I am indeed you from a different time. This abode that you called ours, is almost correct; however, I share it with Raynar our wife¡­sighs. Cast your gaze to the ground beneath us¡­¡±


    (Astarot) The ground? What so special¡­it seems to be a caramel color with gashes in several parts of it that is leaking the golden tinted turquoise blood? Wait blood¡­only beings possess that, the ground is a being that is even more massive than the other two! The being that is clad in darkness seem to biting an outline of a neck, while as the being clad in red and gold is in a massive hand that is bleeding profusely¡­I see a platinum anklet almost  corroded by darkness. It is Raynar! How did it happen? Who had enough power to do this? Even I, did not have the power to stop this!


    (Sovereign Astarot) ¡°Yes your thoughts are correct¡­we were too arrogant and also unaware of several existences and circumstances. A last, you¡­I have found how weak and a pathetic existence we are. Our wife fought the pets of the entity that sent them because I was too weak except the mantle¡­and she was too, but she did not want me to die. (golden tears  start rolling down his cheeks) Our wife is in comatose state and she can only keep living due to transfusion of the sacred blood that flows from this wound on my chest. So, we are stuck here, while as death comes for us and looms over our dimensions we were debited of¡­fucking pets caused this, do you know how


    FUCKING DEMEANING THIS SHIT IS! WE LACK THE POWER TO DO ANYTHING AND ALL BECAUSE Of


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    Our meaningless personality¡­if we had devoted ourselves to strength, if we had paid attention to those several occurrences, and fuck¡­if we even had allies! (He says exasperatedly) The only thing I had the meager ability to do, was to speed up the fucking death and reincarnation of us (laughs weakly), what a wretched fellow we are¡­ Yet, this a chance for us to shed the weakness and blossom into what we were meant to be¡­ You, the young Astarot, possess the ability to change this and cascade this reality into a forgotten realm outside of time. Wisdom falls to absolute power; however, wisdom is necessary to receive absolute power! Arrogance begets authority, yet dissipates before those with higher strength! Ignorance is a pastime of those who are the servants of reality, but presents possibilities of change and growth! Astarot we were presented the chance to start anew by me altering time, I am glad you discarded that cultivation method that Raynar offered because it will not present us with the power we are in dire need of¡­you possess more tenacity than I did and for that I am glad. Yet your personality of thinking and treating those you think are beneath you is absolute fucking


    Unlawfully taken from Royal Road, this story should be reported if seen on Amazon.


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    DO NOT BURN YOUR FUCKING BRIDGES, YOU MIGHT HAVE TO MOTHERFUCKING CROSS/DEPEND ON THEM SOME DAY!


    Astarot, the young me, I know it feels as though I am tossing you a heavy burden, but if you fail...our impending death may not be as simple and graceful as you wish for¡­


    BOOM!!!


    Shit! The watcher is returning¡­I cannot tell you everything due to the edict of the ancient that does not permit be to, nor does the time permits it¡­


    BOOM!!! (Several booms thunders toward this direction, something is coming in this direction)


    Young Astarot, remember what I have said! I barely have anytime left due to that bitch, watcher. I will give you a mark that will shield you from the eyes of the existences that we need to wary of and it will allow you to possess greater wisdom¡­also more; however, I am not allowed¡­


    BOOM!!!


    Young Astarot, do not be hard on Raynar when you find out about her body¡­and circumstances, she loves us greatly¡­¡±


    BOOM!!! (Thunders right inside of the palace compound, while a colossal sandaled ivory colored foot falls beside Young Astarot and throws him in the air, but the Sovereign Astarot catches him.)


    (Watcher bellows in a feminine voice) Hmm¡­what are you doing? Did you miss me¡­?


    (Sovereign Astarot) You have overstepped your authority Watcher¡­


    DID THIS MOMENT OF WEAKNESS MAKE YOU FORGET WHO THE FUCK I AM!


    LET ME REMIND YOU


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    I AM PRINCE OF ALL CREATION, I AM THE SOVEREIGN OF GODS AND GODDESES, I AM THE BRINGER OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTI¡­¡±


    While the Sovereign Astarot is speaking, an orb of a multitude of color condenses in one hand to form a symbol that looks like a strange beast and it flies to attach itself to the caramel skin sheltering Young Astarot''s heart (Young Astarot''s heart and body pulses); the Sovereign¡¯s other hand is making a similar orb that is cascading toward the Watcher.


    (Sovereign Astarot coughs up blood) ¡°The rest¡­ (More blood sputters) is up to you, protect the one we hold dear and our assets. (His gaze casts upward to meet the watcher) I will give you a show before I go¡­ (hoarsely coughs) DOMAIN!¡±


    An overwhelming pressure envelops everything, while the Sovereign Astarot spreads his beautiful wings and takes off toward the ivory skinned giant that is wearing a black dress on her voluptuous body. A giant spear appears in the Watchers hand which stabs toward the Sovereign Astarot and he swings one of his hands toward it, which knocks the giant spear out of her hand and it sails beyond the horizon. The Watcher loses her balance and starts falling backwards, then ruby scaled wings are sprouting from her back as she starts morphing into a beast. Sovereign Astarot taps the eye on his forehead and a multicolored beam comes out to broil the beast. Sovereign Astarot turns toward the Young Astarot and says, ¡°You are too weak an existence for me to show you our true forms¡­more of these beings are coming, I have so much I want to tell you¡­but so little time. Grow strong and wise! Cherish what you have! Pay attention to your surroundings! Also do not trust¡­


    (Astarot) What happened? Why am I back in the crib as a baby? Do not trust who???


    Ahh! My chest hurts! The mark the Sovereign me gave to me is on my chest and a multicolored vapor rises from it¡­ (Sniffs the air) What¡¯s that smell


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    Thump! (Mary¡¯s huge sleeping foot lands on top of the crib bars above Astarot¡¯s head)


    Not again!!!

 Chapter 7: I am going to Town

    Not again!


    Why does this keep happening to me?!!


    Ugh! The smell, this bi...Mary has not heard of freaking bathing! Eww! It is glistening...I feel as if I am about to barf.


    Seriously, does she do this shit on purpose (duh, captain obvious)?


    Damn, I hate being a baby! (Starts crying and flailing about) Wah waah!


    (Mary) That was a nice wet dream, if only the young master was old enough to service my needs now...well I can drill that into him later (giggles evilly), his massages is enough to satisfy me for now (giggles). I hope the young master...what is all that racket that is disturbing me from my thoughts...huh? The young master is crying, he must be hungry...what time is it? Hmm...the sun is barely shedding light over the horizon, so it is pretty early in the morning. The mistress most likely is not up yet, so what to do...this is quite a dilemma! I know! I just have to find someone else to give him some milk, but who? The mistress would have my head if it is some run of the mill plebeian off the street...I can''t do it either, I am still a virgin, since am saving this body here for the young master (giggles). Ugh! What to do...what to do?


    Hmm...


    I guess I will just have to bring young master to the mistress...ugh, I do not want to hear her mouth or better yet, get hit with her morning breath. Let me get the young master..."You are soooo cute....no you are absolutely beautiful, but you need to go on ahead and put on some weight for you can handle this lady here or I might crush you! (giggles evilly) Alrighty, let''s go see the mistress...hopefully she has had a cleansing..."


    (Astarot) "Wah, waah, waaah...my life sucks!" Why does she keep fondling the bars with her toes, while looking at me with an evil grin plastered on her face...I feel chill bumps sprouting all over my body...


    Ugh! She is reaching for me and picking me up! Noooo! This is rape! I am too young! Someone...oh! She said we are going to go visit my mother...I knew that...kind of. Anyway, she seems to be shuffling to put her flats back on. Mary''s breast are so comfortable though, I just want to...hold up...this is not my usual thought process! Could she be one of those existences that the Sovereign me is wary of


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    Naah! That is highly unlikely...impersonating a freaking servant, who would lower themselves that much. Anyway, let me mentally gauge my problems right now to get a better grasp of the various circumstances at hand...


    ? I become a sovereign in the future


    ? I get a weird ass body with awesome powers, but I am still weak as shit


    ? Ragnar is dying because she tried to protect me in the future


    ? I lost to the fucking pets of whomever sent them or one of the many individuals that is usurping my authority by sending out trash...


    ? Raynar has some secrets about herself and other things that she does not want me to know; doesn''t she know that secrets causes relationships to crumble...


    ? The Sovereign me, threw a lot of responsibilities my way


    ? I am a baby


    ? I have a perverted nanny


    ? My parents are two jack rabbits


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    I feel as though, that I have gotten off subject


    Give or take, it is about nine problems...oh! About time we arrived at my parents room, I was about to drive myself crazy with all of this thinking! Plus, all that walking Mary was doing, while she was burying me in these pillows that she calls breast...I was kind of getting sleepy. Anyway, I wander...


    (Mary) Young masters head is resting on one of my sweet spots, let me just nestle him in my buxom some more...ah! That feels even better! You need to hurry and grow, I can''t have you keep teasing... Oh, we arrived...


    KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!! "Excuse me mistress and master, may I come in?"


    (Astarot) This impudent female did not even wait for a reply, she just barged in like they were irrelevant...if this was my room, I would hmph hmph to show who was in charge! Ugh...she already is in control of my room now that I think about it! That means in layman''s term, I am her bitch or her mitch (Kevin Hart reference)! Well, it is not so bad, I can get use to her...what the fuck is wrong with my mind! The normal me would not have these thoughts! Something or someone is manipulating my thought process...


    (Mary) Oh my gosh, the master is eating the mistress out...this early in the morning! Look at them shuffling about, trying to act like they were not doing anything..."Tsk tsk" so shameless!


    (Astaroth) "Eh-em (clears her throat)! Mary it is kind of early, don''t you think...what were you thinking about to come disturb my husband and I from sleeping..."


    (Mary) Sleeping my ass, both of you are absolutely shameless..."I apologize Master and Mistress for disturbing you, but the young master was putting up quite a fit because he is hungry."


    (Vance) "You did right Mary, we cannot have my boy starving!"


    (Astaroth) "If that is the case, then it is okay; however, he seems pretty fine at the moment to me"


    (Mary) The mistress is just trying to take her anger out on me from interrupting her receiving maintenance...she is so shameless, I thought the nobles had high character..."Well, he probably got sleepy from being all snuggly wuggily in my breast, didn''t you young master." (Nestles Astarot in her breast more, while the master, Vance, gapes at the jiggling melons she calls breast...)


    (Vance slobbering a little) Good lawdy! Astaroth better be glad she was here or I would bow down to be at Mary''s mercy on a whim... "I would have too...Eh-em, I meant thanks for bringing him Mary!" Astaroth slick is going to kill me for that statement...


    Stolen content warning: this tale belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences elsewhere.(Astaroth fuming) "Vance close your mouth for a fly, flies in! Mary give me my baby and you are dismissed for the rest of the day...I take that back. Hang around close by for you can help accompany us today."


    (As soon as Mary leaves and shuts the door, a loud sound...)


    SLAP!


    (Mary) "Vance my dear, since you were having trouble with closing your mouth, I decided to lend you a helping hand! Is your mouth and eyes operational now?!!"


    (Vance) She is slick crazy...her nails are digging into my thigh! "Yes Astar, they indeed are! Those beautiful manicured hands of yours must have the magic touch! Thank You!!!¡± Hopefully I will not get hurt too badly if I grovel¡­


    (Astarot) ¡°¡­Father, dad, or sperm donor rather, you are slick a pussy. Grow some balls. It is perfectly normal for males to acknowledge the beauty of a woman and enthrall ourselves to their charms¡­I slick forgot I cannot speak yet¡±


    (While Astarot is making goo goo ga ga noises)


    (Astaroth) ¡°You are not getting off that easy!!! I am going to make sure for the next few months the only intimate interactions will be with you right hand!!! You had not only the audacity to feast your eyes on another woman around me, but you also voiced your lust for her!!! I am going too¡­huh?  Oh, I almost forgot about you little one! Your hungry aren¡¯t you, that¡¯s okay! Mommy has just what you need¡­


    (Astarot) This bitch is psychotic¡­her mood and voice changed instantly! I am never going to get on my mother¡¯s bad-side¡­at least until I know I am stronger or faster than her. I sound like a wimp! Ugh, my father must have sent his cowardice to me¡­woah! My mother is shoving her nipple in my mouth again!


    (Astaroth) ¡°Oh Vance dearest, you are not out the woods, yet!¡±


    (Vance) Groveling is not working¡­I have to think of something! ¡°Awe Astar, did you see my boy trying to talk? He is something else¡­he kind of sounds like he knows what he is talking about! He is going to be a peerless genius in the future¡­he must have got his intelligence from your genes.¡± That sounded so freaking corny, hopefully it will work though!


    (Astarot) Really? That is the best you could do old man for changing the conversation?!!


    (Astaroth) ¡°Of course my little baby got it from my side, where else could he have developed his intelligence from?!! My baby is going to be a genius!!!


    (Vance) Whew! That was close, but it worked! I am out of the dog house!!!


    (Astarot) That actually worked


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    You got to be kidding me! Mother you¡¯re as dumb as a door knob!  Your milk is on point though, but I am getting fed up with you force-feeding me!  Ugh! I hate being a baby!


    (Astaroth) ¡°Oh, my little genius is full! Mommy is going to put you in your crib, while Daddy and I go bathe and make ourselves presentable!¡±


    (Vance)  ¡°We will be right back son¡±


    (Astarot) Don¡¯t they know that you are not supposed to leave children unattended?  They are examples of ¡°YAWN¡±¡­I am getting kind of sleepy. This crib is comfortable! I will just doze off for a few¡­


    THUMP!


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    (Astarot) Why is Mary here? She is picking me up? Where is she taking me?


    (Mary) ¡°Young master, we have to get you cleaned up and outfitted with some presentable clothes since the mistress requested it.


    (Astarot) Ugh! I forgot I had that naming ceremony today! Sheesh! Why is Mary lathering me with soap in my nether regions too long?


    (Mary) Looks like my little toy will be bigger than masters! I know that will make the mistress jealous¡­


    (Astarot) Why is Mary cackling evilly while looking at me as if I am prey¡­anyway I hope I do not get a stupid name. Ugh! This outfit she is putting on me is uncomfortable! Huh! We are going to the carriage, aren¡¯t we going to wait for my parents?


    (Mary) I hope this trip does not last long¡­I need some time to give myself some personal attention. I am glad the young master is getting named today because I have grown tired of calling him young master. I should just call him my little toy (smirks evilly).


    (Astarot) I am really getting tired of her burying me in her bosom¡­I am slick lying. I am growing attached to this plebian nanny. Anyway it seems my parents are coming back from their sex escapade in the bath, why is my mother barking at Mary for me?


    (Astaroth) ¡°I am here now Mary, you can give him to me. He is probably hungry again (the right side of her dress slips down revealing her breast that is well covered with hic¡­you know). Did we take too long Mary?


    (Mary) ¡°Almost, however it is manageable mistress. I sent word to the Registrar Administration official earlier today that we will be running late. So, we will not have to worry about rushing.¡±


    (Astaroth) ¡°That is wonderful! I was worried we had to wait until tomorrow, but you have already arranged everything. You are always looking out for us Mary¡­I wish you would stop calling us master and mistress since we are cousins. You already volunteered yourself as position of a maid to protect me, from now on please refrain from calling us by those titles.¡±


    (Mary) ¡°If you wish it so, then fine uhm¡­Astaroth. Remember though, I am protecting you because the Patriarch requested it; however I volunteered myself for the role because I did not want to see your innocence manipulated or killed by the clan or enemies.¡±


    (Vance chuckles) ¡°I rather enjoyed the master servant interchange¡±


    (Mary and Astaroth) ¡°WATCH IT¡±


    (Vance puts his hands up in the air) ¡°Okay, okay!¡±


    (Astarot) Hmm¡­it is more to Mary than I thought, but that explains her height. I wander what race she is and why would the Patriarch of her clan ask her to watch over my mother. Anyway, I am going to town.


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    I apologize for the wait... was running my mouth to this big guy at the park because he was telling me how to exercise. He prodded me n the chest telling me to calm down, so I shoved him and he barely moved...if at all. Anyway he swung at me, so I flipped him...which turned out  to be a stupid idea since he was probably over two hundred pounds heavier than me. I succeed in flipping him, but I messed up my wrist, elbow, and back. So in other words, I am pretty banged up right now. It was hilarious seeing that flounder on the ground though, I should have flipped him n the concrete. Anyway the story seems to be progressing slow, so I wanted to give you a heads up. It will speed up after the naming ceremony to age five, then it will slow down again because I want a school life aspect for the first book. Ciao.

 Chapter 8: No Way!!!

    (Astarot) Anyway, I am going to town. About fucking time, I have grown tired of being cooped up all day. This scenery through the window is something else though, the huge luscious plant variety here makes you want to pause to take it in. Shit¡­I maybe going soft


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    Nah! Seriously though, this environment is slick breathtaking!


    As the carriage is traveling down the path that leads out of the estate, my peripheral vision glimpses people swimming in the pond beside the path.


    Why is there people swimming in the pond that is apart of ¡°me¡± and my family¡¯s estate? I try turning my head to see, but it is kind of hard to do that with my mother trying to force-feed me. Anyway, after some (a lot of) wiggling and squirming, I finally manage to turn my head to get a clear view of the peasants that are freeloading in my pond to see that they have¡­well tails. Oh, they must be mer-people. That must be what Raynar was talking about when she said that the mythological creatures of my world will be denizens of this world. Whatever, they need to take their leeching behinds to the sea before I find some chlorophyll.


    Anyway, my parents little fiasco must have made us kind of late, since the sun appears to be setting. Father and mother keep sticking their hands out the window to wave to the peas¡­citizens of our dukedom. My parents must think of themselves as celebrities¡­hmm, I am spending too much time thinking about irrelevant shit. Oh well, I will just save those thoughts for later on.


    By the way, it seems the carriage has come to a stop. The sun is meagerly spreading light over the horizon, so I guess it is getting late (nah, it is getting early¡­I really need to stop saying these sarcastic side comments to myself).


    Anyway, my mother passes me to Mary, while the servants help escort my mother and father out of the carriage. My mother motions for me, I guess so that Mary can get out. I am back in my mother arms, but I slick felt like they were playing hot potato with me¡­


    (Mary) I just had the young master in my grasp, but she took him from me! Ugh! I am getting too stressed out¡­the young master will eventually belong to the clan, but I need to coerce him while he is young, since Vance parents are also coming to the coming of age ceremony! Sheesh! I only have slightly less than five years. Well, I am not going stress myself into a seizure, but I wonder what the purity of his blood is? Look at Astaroth and Vance fawning over him, the young master is the only substantial accomplishment he has ever had in his life¡­disgusting half-breed! My thoughts are unbecoming, I should be able to control myself better than this. After all, he is my dear cousin¡¯s husband, I should not think of him like this¡­


    (Astaroth) ¡°Mary are you coming with us or going shopping? You will not have to worry about helping out until after we get finished at the Registrar, so go enjoy yourself.¡±


    (Vance) ¡°Right Mary, you should go enjoy yourself! I know you get tired of being around us (burst out in laughter)!¡±


    (Mary looks at Vance with disgust plastered on her face) ¡°I better get going then, since I am not needed. Oh! Astaroth, I have already sent notification to your father about you finally having a baby, therefore he said based on the agreement between him and Vance¡¯s parents, your father stated he cannot see the young master until the coming of age ceremony.¡± I can¡¯t wait to go to the spa to get away from that¡­


    (Astaroth) I feel a headache coming on! Mary could at least have told me before she notified my father! Ugh!


    (Vance has his hand on his chin like he is pondering) Should I or not¡­ ¡°Astar, I have to notify my mother and father also, since this matter is of great importance to the noble lineages. So, I will have to leave you with the servants as you all go to the Registrar for I can send a mirror message. I completely forgot to notify them, but knowing them, they most likely already received news of this matter. Later Astar!¡±


    (Vance gives Astaroth a quick peck on her cheek as he hurries off)


    (Astaroth looks down affectionately at Astarot) ¡°I guess it is just me and you¡­sigh. Well little one, let¡¯s go ahead and get you registered for you can be a citizen of this kingdom¡±


    (Astarot in his thoughts)  Just me and her? Is she fucking blind to the servants and guards following us? And why does my family seem to have so many secrets?


    Anyway, my mother and I are headed down a broad black bricked road toward what I assume to be the business district with our entourage closely following behind us. On the sides of the road, there are emaciated beggars in disheveled clothing gazing at us with pleading and wolfish eyes. You can hear boisterous laughter and the sound of fighting in the several buildings that we past by. We are about to past a guard post, but I noticed a rather strange setting...


    When we walked past the guard post, it was like we stepped into a whole new world. You can see women wearing long satin dresses and men dressed in formal casual medieval attire. There are vender on the side of the street with an array of different shops.


    (Guard) ¡°Halt, what business do you have?¡±


    I turn my head to see what all the commotion is about, while I am in my mother arms (Yes, I am slick nosy). There is a plain face woman wearing dirtied red dress with tears riddled all over it and carrying a dirtied white cloth bundle in her arms, which I assume to be a baby.


    (Plain Face Woman) ¡°Your Honor, I am going to the Registrar to register my little one¡±


    (Guard looks down at the woman with a condescending gaze) ¡°Alright hoar, try not to cause trouble in the business district and do not let your presence remain here too long or you will be prosecuted for prostitution.¡±


    (Plain Face Woman) ¡°Yes your Honor¡±


    She scampers off hurriedly past us and I can hear whispers and gossip of the people in the area say ¡°Ugh, there is another commoner coming to dirty our area. Don¡¯t these filth know how to keep their legs closed! This hoar! Giving birth to the riffraff of the street, all that twerp is going to do when he grows up is just to become a common criminal¡­¡± Several people throw coins at her and some of the nobles children throw the candy in their hand at her, rocks, or just spit, while the parents of the twerps are roaring with laughter.


    Sheesh! And I thought I was cruel! I can see tears streaming out of the plain face woman eyes as she hurriedly scampers off toward a yellow brick building. I actually feel pity towards her¡­well, it is not any of my business.


    Some of the nobles come toward my mother to gossip and to also look at ¡°me¡±. I notice that some of these people have pointed ears and followed by slaves with some type of metal collar around their neck. Some of the slaves would appear to be what I would call beast-men. The slaves are carrying bags or different articles for the different nobles whom they serve¡­I am slick getting tired of all these pudgy women stretching and pulling my cheek. My mother is steady running her mouth talking to these harassers.


    Luckily, we finally made it to the Registrar, even though we are surrounded by a ¡°mob¡±. By the way, my mother is still talking to the even ¡°bigger¡± entourage surrounding us (mouth running a mile a minute).


    Anyway, the Registrar building is quite interesting (at least to me). The overlay color of the building is white, but it has a circular dome shape top with an octagonal prism body¡­yet, the interesting thing is that it has the word Registrar fancily etched onto the building with the words gold and the area the word is surrounding red. Under the etched word Registrar shows a depiction of a man holding the heavens in one hand and the mortal realm (I presume) in his other hand. At his feet, depictions of war and peace with a blazing fire enshrouding it. So, I will just assume this is the symbol of the kingdom¡­it slick looks pretty cool.


    I shift my attention and notice that there are two entrances to the Registrar building. The entrance on the left has guards stationed, whom are surrounding area and administering the commoners and checking (patting them down and stripping some of them¡­) to see if they have a baby or carrying any illegal items, I presume. There is a huge basin located beside the guard that has slaves bathing the commoners before the commoners are allowed to go into the building. There is a tiger beast-man handing out clean clothing to the commoners that have already bathed. I can see that plain face woman that had the fiasco at the guard post toward the end of the line. She is a sight for poor eyes¡­let¡¯s just say that she has a lot of miscellaneous fluids and grotesque things scattered sporadically all over her body. Sheesh! She must did not scamper off fast enough¡­


    The other entrance, which we are moving toward has a hostess and two higher tiered guards (the guards are wearing better armor than the others), I guess.


    We go through the entrance to follow a red and gold embroidered carpet that leads to several stations that accommodate different things, such as a registering station, request/sustain nobility station, passport station, and licenses station. Of course our ¡°starting¡± entourage, mother, and I head toward the registering station. There are a lot of commoners and nobles already in line, so we head toward the end; however, one of the male host comes to lead us to the front the line. I can hear grunts and mutters of dissatisfaction from the line.


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    (Smiling Male Host) ¡°How are you doing today Madame Duchess? Madame Mary has already told us about you finally having a baby of your own, so we have already starting the procedure of the passports, licenses, and identification for the young master due to him being born a young duke of the Samsara Kingdom; however, due to procedure, I have to go over a few guidelines and protocols with you Madame Duchess. So please do not blame me¡­¡±


    (Astaroth with a smile beaming on her face) ¡°I will not blame you at all! Chuckles!¡± I have been waiting for this moment a long time! Finally Vance has a child by me! Now, I can rub it in those pricks faces¡­


    (Astarot) My mother just squeezed me tightly¡­is something wrong her? I hope she is not one of those people that succumb to pressure or nerves¡­


    (Smiling Male Host) ¡°Thank you Madame Duchess for being understanding. Now, I will go ahead and proceed with procedure (shuffles paper around the desk)¡­


    Edicts for Registration of a Baby


    ? For the naming process, you have the following choices


    1.     The person who is case handling your registration can name the newborn child if the guardian of the newborn permits it. This process is free of charge. Name cannot be changed.


    2.     The guardian can have one of the Gods or Goddesses grant the newborn a name; however, the fee is one gold coin for commoners and one amethyst coin for nobles. The process of contact of Gods and Goddesses is dependent on if the Gods and Goddesses choose to answer. No refunds.


    3.     The guardian can choose a name for his or her newborn; however, the fee one thousand amethyst coins. No refunds.


    Keep in mind once the newborn¡¯s name is registered, the name cannot be changed.


    ? For the identification process, the criteria is as follows


    ¡¤        A sample of the newborn¡¯s blood is required for the registering of the identification card. If the newborn is a child of a diplomatic ambassador, duke, or royal family, the newborn¡¯s blood sample is not required, instead the spirit imprint of the newborn will be sent into the identification card for the registration process.


    ¡¤        A customized designed identification card is ten amethyst coins. A grand detailed customized card is one thousand amethyst coins. No refunds.


    ¡¤        If an identification card is lost, the guardian or the individual over the age of twenty-one that is requesting will pay ten gold coins and will have to give his or her signature of consent if a commoner and one hundred amethyst coins if a noble, duke, or diplomatic ambassador.


    ¡¤        The identification card cannot once obtained be customized again, thrown away, destroyed, or used for identity theft. If any of these infractions are found to be broken, the individual who is found guilty shall be put to death if a commoner and if a noble, duke, or diplomatic ambassador, the individual will have to pay a fee of fifty thousand amethyst coins.


    ? For the registration of a slave


    ¡¤        Owner is required to pay ten gold for registration of the slave.


    ¡¤        Owner is required to pay ten gold for tracking collar of the slave. If owner wants a customized tracking collar, the fee is one amethyst coin.


    ¡¤        The slave will be tested for diseases, racial origins, spirit checked for demonic entities.


    ¡¤        The identification card for the slave is one gold coin. If owner wants the slave identification card customized, the fee is one hundred gold coins.


    If there is any questions or disagreements with the regulation, the person will be charged with an infraction and will have to pay a fine or condemned to death which is based by severity of the action committed.


    So Madame Duchess, how may I serve you on this visit?¡±


    (Astarot) What type of fucked up rules are these! These strict ass money grubbers¡­


    (Astaroth smiling gleefully) ¡°I have been waiting to hear that forever (giggling gleefully), for the identification the card should be gold and diamonds set throughout the border in the gold. The background of the card shall be ivory with Iliad manuscript (fancy writing basically, I think) and these images shall be included in the background in the order depicted on the emblem I brought with me.


    (Smiling Male Host) ¡°Yes Ma¡¯am Madame Duchess, we will get started rite away. Now, Madame Duchess how would you like to name him?


    (Astaroth) This day will be forever memorable and I do not want Vance or his egotistical parents to blame me for choosing a name. I also do not want this lowly official to choose a name, his smile is irking me¡­ ¡°I would like to try the Gods and Goddesses approach for this miraculous moment!¡±


    (Smiling Male Host) ¡°That will be one amethyst coin please.¡±


    (Takes the amethyst coin, while his face lights up in satisfaction)


    (Smiling Male Host) Thank you for your patronage, however, let me tell you a secret since I care deeply for what Madame Duchess and the Duke do for this city¡­


    (Astarot) This idiot must think we are stuck on stupid. If he really cares, why the hell did this smiling bastard to accept the money before telling us whatever this secret is. When I get older I will make sure to carve a permanent smile on his fucking face for no one can fall to this conniving bastard schemes.


    (Smiling Bas¡­Male Host) When we contact the Gods and Goddesses, we put a spiritual transmittal device on the newborn¡¯s head to send an invitation to the higher beings. Therefore, it is never guaranteed who will answer¡­ the entity that answers could be any higher level being from a minor deity to a Devil or God. However for the young master has special circumstances due to his body from Madame Duchess and the Duke. I can vouch that the entity that answer will be at least a higher level God or Devil.


    (Astaroth) ¡°That is fine, my little one is special¡±


    (Astarot) My mother is slick an idiot¡­


    (The Smiling Male Host puts a weird contraption on Astarot¡¯s head and the contraption starts emanating a spectrum of different colors)


    (Astarot) A wonderful fragrance starts to draft to my nostrils¡­these are fragrances? Multiple Goddesses. I peek through the annoying contraption that is covering most of my head. (I guess it was not built for premature babies).


    There is Raynar, my god she is beautiful¡­oh! She is a god! Anyway I have grown attached to her, after all she put herself in that horrible ordeal for me, plus her looks and figure adds a little to it. Who are those three giant people standing with her


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    NO WAY!!!


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    I apologize for the late chapters. To be blunt about the issue, my mouth got me in trouble with some hooligans in my old neighborhood I was visiting and I was jumped. I was hospitalized and was not able to type or do anything rather at all. I am out and on medical leave from work. Lukily as an engineer, I am on a contract or would be really down in the dumps right now with out money to pay for bills. Anyway, the chapters will not be coming out that fast until I recovered and caught back up on work. I apologize to you all for my blunder.

 Chater 9: Did You Miss Me ?

    NO WAY!!!


    You all were¡­what! This cannot be happening! You all are fucking GODS!


    (Gasps several times mentally, while breathing and heartbeat becomes erratic physically)


    Shit!!! I have to be dreaming! I must have become delusional due to all of these mix of scents from the commoners and nobles, colliding in the air with each other¡­or Raynar is playing a cruel joke with my perception.


    Before my eyes, I see three giant giggling women and one giant man, who is staring at me affectionately, standing on an octahedral platform in the center of the registration area with a radiant array of light enshrouding them.


    Wait!


    Giant man? Who is this bloke and why is he gazing down at me like that? Creepy¡­


    Anyway the three giant women are Raynar the sovereign, Vanessa my previous maid, and Sharvani my second sister that I had killed. So, you can understand my befuddlement. The overgrown freaks are giggling while looking down at me affectionately.


    Something seems weird¡­it is too quiet in here.


    All the people in the building, along with my mother seem to be prostrating themselves on the floor with their bodies turning a deep red or purple color like they are submerged under heavy pressure and cannot breathe.


    The four giant blockheads are acting like the situation of the mortals below them is unbeknownst occurrence to them. Psh! Assholes!


    Wait a second


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    If my mother is on the ground prostrating herself, how the hell am I being held in the air?


    Ahh! I am floating in the air with a spectrum of essence beneath me holding me up! I am starting to freak out, not that I am scared of heights or anything. I just like a reliable cushion that can envelop me to keep me from falling to my doo¡­I meant to keep me from being uncomfortable.


    This quiet environment is nerve-racking! I hate the quiet! Especially when I have overgrown freaks gazing down at me¡­


    What?


    The spectrum of essence is carrying me upward, toward the overgrown freaks faces¡­at least they do not seem to have bad breath.


    Sounds of giggles, laughter, and cooing, travel loudly into my ears. Haven¡¯t these idiots heard of inside voices! Sheesh! My eardrums are going to burst!


    Huh! Now they want to play nice to be all telepathic and shit! They better not invade my mind¡­


    (Raynar telepathically) ¡°Did you miss me? Aww! You look so cute! Come here my little man!¡±


    (Astarot floats into Raynar¡¯s bosom)


    (Sharvani and Vanesa) ¡°We want to hold him too!¡±


    (Astarot) ¡°Do I look like a fucking hot potato to you all?! I already had enough of people passing me earlier like I am communion.¡±


    (Sharvani says with starry eyes) ¡°Baby, it is not good to yell out at those you love¡±


    (Vanessa, while licking her lips) ¡°Yes love, now come over here for I can embrace you to get back at that attitude when you treated me like a servant for all those years¡­¡±


    (Raynar) ¡°I at least expected that your vocabulary would simmer down or your personality to undergo some¡­changes, then again, that would not be you.¡±


    (Astarot) Baby? Love? Those you love? My vocabulary? Personality? ¡°Fuck you all! Sharvani, who the fuck are you calling baby? Vanessa you better remember your place, I do not care if are a fucking goddess now! Raynar¡­¡±


    (Raynar) ¡°Yes¡±


    (Astarot) I do not think I should say anything to her¡­after all, I owe her a lot and she is my betrothed¡­ ¡°What took you so long? I missed you¡­¡±


    (Raynar) Is something wrong with him¡­he is actually acting like he has a heart. He missed me! That is an eye opener¡­ ¡°I missed you too! I had to perform some duties and my sisters kept causing trouble.¡±


    (Astarot) I am starting not to recognize who I am. ¡°That is okay, you are here now. That is all that matters.¡±


    (Raynar seems to be an airhead at the moment)


    (Sharvani) ¡°How about us?¡±


    (Vanessa) ¡°Did you not miss us too?¡±


    (Giant Man) ¡°¡­¡±


    (Astarot) Ugh! I forgot about the third wheels! ¡°Raynar, why did you bring these overgrown freaks with you and what¡¯s up with this naming business? Also, who is he?¡±


    (Sharvani) ¡°I beg your pardon!¡±


    (Vanessa) ¡°Excuse me you little tyke! You better be glad¡­HMPH!¡±


    (Giant Man/Overgrown Freak) ¡°You do not need to know who I am right now, it would bring trouble your way. Just think of me as a guardian¡±


    (Astarot) ¡°If knowing who you are will bring me trouble, why the hell would you show up here in person? Are you trying to get me killed, you blasted idiot?!!


    (Giant Man/Idiot) ¡°Good point¡­this is just projection I manifested to be here on your naming day. I did not want them to give you a ludicrous name.¡±


    (Astarot) ¡°I suppose I should thank you then, thanks. Raynar why are you sniveling giggles.¡±


    (Raynar) He called them overgrown freaks, how hilarious is that! That is my little man! ¡°Sweetheart, I am sorry to break the news to you, but Vanessa and Sharvani are your wives also¡­¡±


    (Astarot) You have to be kidding me, I am married to my servant and sister! What is the world coming to? ¡°Raynar, baby it is not funny to joke like that. You almost scared me.¡±


    (Vanessa fuming mad) ¡°Who is joking you little tyke! If you were not my husband, you would already have died a hundred times over for the audacity you were speaking to and about me earlier! Telling me to remember my fucking place! I ought to snap you out of existence.¡±


    (Astarot mentally shivered) I really should not do anything to rile her up due to my unfortunate status as of now. I will get her back one day, but I just cannot let it slide or I would not be me¡­ ¡°Fuck you Vanessa and stop trying to be overbearing or I will have Raynar pummel some humility into you.¡± Now I have to say something to change the direction of the conversation before she has a comeback¡­ ¡°Now what are we going to do about this naming situation? I will prefer not to have the name Astarot anymore because it is too similar to my mother¡¯s name. I do not want anything gawky or supercilious so please be gentle with me.¡±


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    (Veronica) ¡°Do not try to change the subject you little shit! In fact, I think that would be a great name for you ¡®Little Shit¡¯!¡±


    (Sharvani) ¡°Be nice Veronica, he is your future husband and more importantly, he is a baby! Do you not feel bad about what you are doing? Do you not have a conscious! Picking on a newborn, you should be ashamed of yourself¡­(shaking her head)


    (Vanessa) ¡°Fine! I apologize, but you are going to have to watch that mouth of yours!¡±


    (Raynar) ¡°Enough sisters! I have already have chosen a name for our love. We cannot warp the space here too long or it will bring severe repercussions on the environment¡­¡±


    (Vanessa) ¡°That¡¯s wonderful! I really was getting tired of restricting myself so I would not hurt this little mortal world. I hope you chose a good name though.¡±


    (Sharvani) ¡°Really! You already chose a name! I wanted to help choose! Hmph! Fine! We can stop this little conversation in our hands and release the pressure off of the mortals.¡±


    (Astarot) They were purposefully exuding that pressure on my mother and the rest of the civilians! They are too imposing toward mortals. Huh? Raynar just waved her hand and the pressure disappeared. That¡¯s good, I was kind of feeling bad for my mother.


    The hundreds of people whom were prostrating themselves on the floor all lively get themselves up, since the pressure has disappeared. It is quite hilarious sight to see people both young and old getting themselves up off the ground, especially the fat nobles who are struggling so much to get up that the look like fish out of water. Anyway once the atmosphere of everyone became more stable, the spectral cloud of essence carried Astarot from Raynar¡¯s bosom to his mother¡¯s arms, while everyone was gawking at the sight.


    (Raynar) ¡°Due to the extraordinariness of this child¡¯s blessed body and spirit, I Raynar the Sovereign Gods and Goddesses and Sovereign of Dimensions of the Fourth Realm, along with Sharvani the Goddess of Relationships and Fifth Seat of the Fourth Heaven, Vanessa the Goddess of Destruction and Second Seat of Fourth Heaven, and Deval the Second Prince¡­ and Scion of the Primordial hereby name this child Axel Ahriman Anguis.¡±


    My mother and the crowd are all gasping while I seething with anger because the stupid name they gave me will stick with me for the rest of my life and I cannot even pronounce the darn name properly! At least the stupid name has a great meaning:


    ¡¤        Axel ¨C Source of all Life


    ¡¤        Ahriman ¨C God of Destruction, Darkness, and Death


    ¡¤        Anguis ¨C I slick cannot think of the meaning, that¡¯s weird¡­I am supposed to be able to interpret all languages. Forget It!


    Yet, the name stills irk me¡­it makes me sound like a triple A battery! What¡¯s worst, I cannot even speak to relay my feelings or oppose the stupid name¡­


    (Smiling Male Host) The fucking Sovereign of Gods, two high gods that hold seat in council, and scion of the primordial family appeared. Gasp! This¡­this is too much! Gulps! Where is the attendant? I have relay message to the king and the archbishop. ¡°You there! Yes, you boy! Come here and hurry up about it! Now listen to me carefully¡­I want you to send a message to both the king and archbishop about what has transpired here today! Now hurry up and go do it!¡± I cannot ever find good help these days, tsk!


    (Astaroth) I knew my baby was special, but this is going to cause a little trouble¡­ ¡°Have you finished registering the name and all the other things?¡±


    (Smiling Male Host) ¡°Yes Madame Duchess! Of course! Madame Duchess¡­would mind us taking some blood essence from your son? I know it impertinent for me to ask; however, I am sure the king would most likely suggest for there will not be any mishaps in the future.¡±


    (Astaroth) ¡°No, you cannot take his blood essence¡­he is but an innocent child. Do not forget he is the scion of three of The Ancient Families! I am sure the king would not want to suffer any ¡®mishaps in the future¡¯, I am sure you can understand! Now, would you be a dear and hand over the licenses, identification, and other documents to my servants for we can be on our way.¡±


    (Smiling Male Host) ¡°Of course Madame Duchess, it will be my pleasure!¡±


    (Axel/Triple A) You tell him mother! A freaking low born has the audacity to want my blood essence! What is blood essence anyway?


    After our servants received my new belongings, we left the Registrar building under the large amount of gazes and gossip around us. My mother chest is heaving and her heart is beating at a fast erratic pace while she is gripping me tightly. I feel her warmth as it embraces me and it causes me to feel relax, so much in fact that I drift to sleep.


    Astaroth and her servants expeditiously walk back to the carriages with a crowd of people following. She yells at one of the servants to go ahead and lead the carriages to the castle. She yells at a servant with an empty carriage to stay here and wait for her husband and Mary. The silhouette of Astaroth and her entourage gently fade into the distance, while the servant who stayed behind seems out of place and reluctantly alone.


    The servant nervously glances around him to see a crowd of nobles gazing at him and some are also pointing at him too. He gulps and stares at the horses attached to the carriage to ignore what is happening around him. This tactic did indeed work for the servant for a while until one of the nobles mustered up the courage to go speak with him to ask if the scenario he heard about that happened in the Registrar building true. Let it be known people are like sheep, once that one noble mustered up the courage, the nobles around him started to flock to the servant and do thing same thing. You could hear the servant mutter ¡°Oh, dear lord under his breath.¡±


    Luckily the servant did not have to brave the situation too long, a gentle shockwave happened to push the nobles back. The crowd nobles looked around confusingly until their gazes landed on the Duke Vance and Mistress Mary. The Duke asked the servant what was going on and where his wife and son was. The servant exclaimed it would be better for Madame Duchess to tell him and they also need to return to castle, since it is quite late and plus we have a mob of nobles around. The Duke hurriedly agreed and the trio rode off on the carriage into distance with the Mistress Mary bombarding him with questions.


    When the trio finally arrived at the castle, the Duke and Mistress Mary rushed inside the castle, up several flight of steps, and several corridors to find Madame Astaroth in her room with her little baby son in her arms.


    Madame Astaroth looked at Vance in his eye to say, ¡°This attention may be a little troublesome.¡±


    The Duke Vance pondered for a few seconds, then he asked her if she and his little son was alright.  After he realized they were okay, he reassured his wife that their son would be okay.


    Axel rolled over and out his mother mouth escaped a weird gasp that you could not distinguish between a gasp or moan. The Duke Vance laughed and exclaimed, ¡°He is quite thirsty!¡±


    A subtle glint could be seen in Mistress Mary eye that you could take for jealousy. You could hear something muttered under her breath about the young master, but it was muttered so low, you could not hear it; however, you could see here clinch tightly on her thigh.


    Axel briefly paused and shook for moment like he had a chill and then started back sucking his mother¡¯s breast for milk. Axel in his dreams was back on earth as the prince he was until his dream morphed and he was in a new space where he seemed to be laying on a turquoise cloth.


    ¡°Did you miss me?¡±

 Chapter 10: Sleep...

    ¡°Sleep well my love¡± The words utter out of know where.


    Axel felt a warm feeling arise in his heart that crept into his mind and he felt himself drift into an even deeper dream which seemed he would forever stay until that warm feeling will come again to grant him passage to leave.


    Raynar sighed several times while a tear slid down her cheek and land landed on her turquoise dress. Two hands appeared on both sides of Raynar¡¯s shoulders and squeezed lightly to offer comfort. The hands belonged to Sharvani and Vanessa, whom both were gazing down affectionately at Axel just like Raynar was. All three of these Goddesses had tears falling down their cheeks, yet the sight of baby Axel caused them to have a slight trace of a smile on their lips.


    ¡°Yes, my sisters¡­I have sealed his memories and part of his spirit, so that his personality and knowledge will not cause him harm in the future. Vanessa it seems that Axel will not bicker with you anymore.¡± said Raynar.


    Vanessa sniffles a little to try to hold back her tears, yet they still flood down her cheeks. Shockingly, Sharvani, the usual emotional one, becomes the strength for the trio and says ¡°It is time to send him back.¡± The words barely escaped her mouth before she started choking with tears streaming down her face. Raynar nods and a turquoise light envelops Axel, who then disappears from the trio of Goddesses midst to leave them crying out in their sorrow.


    Meanwhile Axel, as most babies are most of the time, was heavily asleep, but for some strange reason a tear fell out of his eye to roll down his cheek onto his lips where you would find a regretful smile that should not appear on one so young. Outside of his crib was Mistress Mary, who was laying on a white comforter bed that was laced with many different designs. Her body heaves up and down while she was in a deep slumber with her hand holding on to the rail of the crib. Her peaceful face scowls as she is in her slumber and her eyes flutter open.


    She disappears from the bed and appears by the window with her arms crossed and foot lightly tapping the floor seeming to be waiting for something or someone.


    Let it be known that Axel¡¯s room is at least five stories up in the air, yet for some reason, a person¡¯s hand appears and grips the sides of the window.


    An elderly man face appears and with a strange look in his eye, he gazes throughout the room to see if anyone is there and also if there is any alarm spells active. Since he doesn¡¯t see or sense anyone or any spells, he floats inside and land soundlessly.


    Back in Mary¡¯s room, Mary is staring down through her window while clenching her teeth. She could not help but feel a little humility. Originally, she had plan to stay by Axel¡¯s side to protect him, since his naming caused such a phenomenal event; however, she forgot that they were in her room instead of Axel¡¯s. She murmured a ¡°tsk¡± sound through her clenched teeth, then she disappeared from where she was standing.


    The elderly man gaze falls on Axel¡¯s crib and he leisurely walks over to it, thinking about what his master the Holy Human Emperor mirror messaged him to do to the mutt.


    ¡°Your mission this time is a quite covert one, so no supercilious actions or anything to expose me. You are to fly to the Duke Vance¡¯s castle to get blood essence and put a soul bond on his newborn son if you can. If not or the situation is perilous, kill him and send bring his body to me. I expect the first option¡±


    The elderly man snickered to himself¡­


    About time I was getting tired of staying in this mutt¡¯s dukedom in the Pseudo-Human Emperor¡¯s Empire. After this mission I can finally go back to the Holy Empire and get out of the Graceland Kingdom! This mission is my golden ticket to heaven.


    The elderly man shook himself from his thoughts and started placing what would appear to be stones all around Axel¡¯s crib. The elderly man¡¯s essence stated to converge in to some type of mysterious array that brought with it a foreboding presence.


    At that moment the door opened to Axel¡¯s room, a young maid entered and quietly shut the door behind her. The elderly man sighed to himself while his face softened and diverted his attention to her, thus the mysterious array vanished.


    ¡°I thought you would wait at the Teleportation Gate and not continue to be I tis filthy place of mongrels. My dear child you do not have to endure this horrid place any longer. No doubt when we return to the Holy Empire you will be heavily rewarded for the intelligence you have gathered for these several years.¡±


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    ¡°My lord, I just did not want to wait at Teleportation Gate with all of those traitorous humans that have forsaken their own kind! Anyway I heard the Ashburn family has been acting quite brazenly and almost revealed their relation with the Holy Empire. I am not worried about that issue being revealed, since the higher-ups of Graceland Kingdom already know about them having a relationship. I am worried that they will reveal all of the spies we have planted in the Graceland Kingdom.¡±


    The elderly man could not help but gnash his teeth and think that his return to the Holy Empire will be slightly postponed for he can deal with this mess!


    ¡°Child you do not have to suffer along with me, I will personally go to the Teleportation Gate and send you back along with this medallion for procedures can go more smoothly for you¡±


    ¡°Thank you my lord!¡±


    The elderly man face arose a warming smile and once more diverted his attention to start back converging the mysterious array. The young maid stood by while her eyes expressed the fascination of awe. Her gaze were focused on the hand-signs the elderly man was weaving  and thought to herself what she would give to be this powerful for she can serve the Holy Empire.


    Outside Axel¡¯s room, you could see a tall voluptuous shape with her chest heaving up and down, while trying desperately to stifle laughter. The tall voluptuous shape is Mary, who had long since already arrived at Axel¡¯s room. She stood outside patiently being entertained by theatrics of these spies. She watched as the man tried to put a controlling hex bond on the pillow she had conveniently placed under the cover in Axel¡¯s crib. She thought to herself that some humans were so dumb¡­


    Hmm, I could capture them and deliver them to Vance; however, that would not benefit the clan. I could also let them go while they are thinking this little fiasco of theirs succeeded, yet this will eventually work in Graceland Kingdom favor. I got it! I will just kill them, that way the Radiant Kingdom would think this little fiasco was deterred by Graceland Kingdom, which would sow unrest and greater hostilities. The two human kingdoms hostilities with each other will cause them to weaken and prey for my clan and the other Noble Family clans.


    Mary vanished and reappeared between the elderly man and young maid to tap each of them on the forehead, while the two in turn fell limply to the floor. From the time Mary took action and killed the elderly man and young maid, it only took less than a measly second. The two corpses did not even know how they died. The two were just endeavoring in a covert meritorious mission for the Radiant Kingdom would fail. A last the faithful subjects died and their soul-blood essence nameplates located in the Radiant Kingdom sent out a quick distress signal and then proceeded to explode.


    In the Radiant Kingdom, the nicknamed Holy Human Emperor was fuming with madness, he could not believe this mission he sent out actually failed. The notice he received from nameplate vault was news he did not want to hear. His fingers kept strumming the throne in thought of what he should do. After a few minutes, the angry demeanor he was exuding completely disappeared and on his face you could see his lips etched into a creepy smile.


    Back in Axel¡¯s room was chuckling to herself, which would be unnerving to anyone if they were there. Her chuckling gradually came to a stop and thought of what she should do with the bodies. She could not decide so she just picked the two corpses up, walked over to the window, and leapt from it. If there were any spectators around they would have noticed she was flying! That could only mean she had extremely high cultivation!


    Mary landed on the ground by the pond and her mouth parted to give rise to a melodious sound of a whistle, which reverberated across the pond to the murky depths of it. Suddenly ripples stated to appear on the ponds surface and a huge monstrosity burst out of the pond with its mouth open. The monstrosity let out a whine and Mary threw the two corpses in its mouth. You could hear the sounds of the corpses being mutilated by the monstrosity¡¯s teeth as it chewed, while blood sprayed from his lips and flowed down his chin. The monstrosity gulped down the corpses and made a whine for more. Once it saw there was not going to be any more appetizers, it submerged back into the murky depth of the pond.


    Mary face plastered a grin as she flew up to her room¡¯s window and landed gracefully inside. She swaggered over to Axel¡¯s crib to pinch his cheek affectionately and jumped into her bed. Not too long after, you could hear snores that were so loud you would think there was a beast slumbering in the room. In Axel¡¯s crib, you could a scowl etched on his face, which was not an expression that should appear on one so young; however, the expression quickly vanished just as it arrived.


    A fragrant breeze blew into the room and washed over Axel, the breeze bought with it words which said


    ¡°Sleep peacefully my Astarot¡±

 Chapter 11: HOARS!

    ¡°Sleep peacefully my Astarot¡±


    The words are whispered in the wind, then the words fade off into the wind while echoing. These words probably suggest that Astarot and Axel are two different people, but how is that possible? Can an individual possess two souls? Did an accident occur with the sealing of Astarot? Did Raynar not say she sealed part of him? Well, only time will tell.


    In the Radiant Kingdom, the king is looking at several documents with a hideous grin on his face. The king hears the sounds of a few shuffles and his gaze shifts to the sounds. The hideous grin plastered on his face disappears and what is left is a solemn expression. There in the king¡¯s sight, is a servant carrying and a¡­well incapacitated head on a platter. You can tell that this particular sight is fresh due to the rosiness of its cheeks and the blood that is gradually being drained onto the platter. The thing about this incapacitated head is that it seems strangely familiar, especially with that annoying smile plastered on its face.


    ¡°Your majesty, I have brought the host of the Registrar that relayed the mirror message to us!¡±


    ¡°Em. Is all the loose ends tied up, I only see the host? In the report, did it not say he sent a member of his staff to relay the mirror message to us, so why is that head not located there also?¡±


    ¡°Your majesty, this was all I received from the intelligence agent! I apologize your majesty!¡±


    ¡°No need to apologize, this mistake is not your fault. You can give that head there to my son¡¯s wolf and also tell intelligence to tie up the other loose end. You can leave.¡±


    ¡°Yes your majesty!¡±


    The servant scampers out of the hall quickly to go do the tasks he was ordered to do so by his majesty. Once the servant leaves, the side of the king¡¯s face falls into his hand, while his arm is leaning of the throne to support his face. He has an extreme annoyed look on his face and lips purse open to make the sound ¡°tsk¡±.


    The sun has barely risen and you could hear the wondrous sounds of nature outside of Mary¡¯s window; however, outside the window and also below it, there you could see a strange sight.


    Axel¡¯s father Vance is shouldering several dark clothed bodies and carrying them to the pond. It seems Mary was not the only one that caught a fish, in fact it is far lacking compared to Vance. The smell of death lingers into the air and in the distance you could see some strange birds that were attracted by this alluring smell. A melodic whistle flows out of Vance¡¯s lips¡­you already know how this scenario will go.


    Throughout the castle grounds and in the castle, you could see servants scrubbing red substances and marks throughout the exteriors of the castle to clean it. One particular servant is picking up some entrails that seem to be intestines and throwing it in a bucket beside him. He is sweating profusely and his face is flushed red while his free hand is clutching his stomach. His cheeks swell and in the other bucket beside him, he vomits. This is a familiar sight for you can see it throughout the castle and its grounds where the servants are clutching themselves.


    Astaroth overseeing these nauseating sights, shakes her head and her face displays a sympathetic expression. She cannot believe she actually consented to her husband ingraining this fear to our staff for they will not have even have the faintest idea of going against our family. Vance even had some of the kitchen staff and guards down on their knees scrubbing. Her gaze is cast upward, to look at all of the birds whom are circling overhead the castle. Sounds of vomiting again and again flows into her ears. She cannot take it anymore!


    Under her breath she murmurs a few words while she raise her hands, then a blue tempest of water appears and flows throughout the castle grounds and into the castle. The servants still remain in the spots they were; however, the buckets and grotesque sights are gone. Astaroth makes a melodic whistle and dumps the blue tempest into the pond where a monstrosity is waiting with its mouth gaped open in delight.


    Vance sees what Astaroth has done and shakes his head. All of the work and effort he did to make this a gracious experience for his staff has gone down the drain. His gaze falls on Astaroth and she is looking at him directly in his eyes like she is daring him to say something. He mockingly shakes his head at himself for marrying a wife like this, probably he should have chosen one of the suitors his parents suggested¡­


    He walks over to Astaroth and the couple starts arguing back and forth,  which is hilarious sight to everyone wo is watching, since the Duchess Astaroth is a little taller than the Duke; however, they do not dare to laugh due to the gruesome spectacles they endured this morning. All the staff hurry to their respective stations to get away from this ¡°demonic¡± couple. Astaroth and Vance do not even notice for they are too immersed in their argument. All of sudden, Astaroth grabs Vance¡¯s ¡°second brain¡± and drags him to the castle where you could hear screams inside and someone shouting ¡°Oh Lawdy!¡±


    In Mary¡¯s room, Mary seemingly upset throws her comforter and covers off of her. She looks up to the ceiling and makes an exasperated yell, while she slams her hands down on the bed.


    I cannot believe I have to wake up to this bullshit every day!  Did she have to marry a hollerer. Ugh! I was having good dream about the young master too!


    Mary gets out of her bed grumpily, then her grumpy demeanor immediately disappears and a devious smile appears on her face. She skips over to Axel¡¯s crib to wake him up for his usual torture, but he is already awake. His charming unique eyes look at her as if they can see through her soul. Mary shudders.


    Something about the young master seems different¡­it is like he is entirely a different baby. He did not even cry or give his usual yelps when he saw me. I am probably overthinking things¡­


    Axel¡¯s gaze falls off of Mary as if he has lost interest in her and it lingers to and fro across the room as if Axel is curiously discovering new things because his face seems to light up and there is a twinkle in his eyes. A hand appears in his vision and leaves him kind of confused, since he does not what it is.


    Mary picks up Axel and places him on the floor as usual; however, Axel just lays there on the ground not doing anything. Mary is confused. She is worried that something might have happened to him when she left out of the room last night. That should be impossible though, since she was only gone for a short time.


    Axel seemingly gets tired of laying on his back on the floor, he rocks himself side to side, then lands on his stomach. He seems struggling to do something¡­


    ¡°Oh my goddess, he is trying to crawl¡­no! He is crawling! He is only three days old!¡±


    Mary is mesmerized by this sight! It should be impossible! Little did she know that Astarot, the previous owner, frivolously cultivated wrong when he was trying to mature his body to be more optimal for the use of essence. Instead of doing what he set out to so, the idiot Astarot actually helped his body develop muscles and strengthened his skeletal system, which was all good news for Axel. The curious little fellow was crawling all over Mary¡¯s room taking the new sights and adding them into his memory.


    Mary was just staring at him dumbfoundedly, she could not believe the sight her eyes were displaying! Her eyes followed Axel as he crawled around the room and she almost fainted! She gripped the bed because this sight caused her to feel a bit weak!


    Mary finally pulled herself together while her hands slapped her cheeks as she told herself to get it together.


    He really has got to be an omen! I have got to mirror message the patriarch! I will do it after I bring him to Astaroth for he can get some nourishment in his little belly. Hmm¡­I am surprised he is not either whining or crying to let me know he is hungry. That is kind of strange¡­


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    Mary picks up the little explorer Axel and carries him on the long journey through the castle to his parents, the Duke and Duchess room. On the way the Duke and Duchess room, they passed by several pale faced servants and guards who were either leaning on the wall for support or clutching their mouths and stomach. This is actually kind of demeaning to the duke, since he has guards with weak stomachs.


    Anyway, when Axel and Mary finally arrived at the Duke and Duchess room, Mary knocked for once. She mumbled under her breath about not wanting to see something and waited a few seconds after she knocked to step into the room. Mary crinkles her nose at the pungent smell that was waiting for her in the room. She had to already deal with smell that was wafting in the hallway, yet this is the source. After all the time she has been living with her cousin Astaroth, Mary still has not gotten use to Astaroth and her husband indecency.


    ¡°I apologize for interrupting your fun¡­ehm! Not really! Anyway you all¡¯s shenanigans woke me and young master Axel up this morning! Axel is hungry, but I doubt it is safe to be in this room with its polluted air! I cannot even fathom letting him be in that infested bed! Plus you all need to bathe! You all stink! Your scent is wafting down the hallways. You should be setting a noble example for everyone! Remember your lineages and station for pities sake! Young master Axel and I had a surprise for you, however this room¡­we will be in the garden waiting.¡±


    Mary gives Astaroth and Vance a condescending look and storms out of the room with Axel in one arm and uses the other free hand to shield his eyes from his immoral parents, so his parents will not rub off on him. You can hear Mary¡¯s angry footsteps as they fade down the hall.


    In the Duke and Duchess bed, they are siting up gawking at Mary¡¯s back. They could not believe Mary actually spoke like that to them. Astaroth and Vance squabble with each other for a bit until they get the usual tension, yet Astaroth actually stops Vance hands that are massaging and gliding over her thighs. She gazes into Vance¡¯s eyes and shakes her head, then she turns to the door to yell¡­


    ¡°Dashun!¡±


    The air around the door pulsates to shimmer for a second, then the butler Dashun appears as if he teleported.


    ¡°Yes Madam.¡±


    ¡°Dashun I want you to be honest with us, you understand me. Do we stink and are we immoral parents?¡±


    Vance glances at his wife and is shocked for moment for he cannot believe she asked those questions, then he casts his gaze to Dashun to wait for his response.


    Bold Dashun did not hesitate even for a second for him to open up his mouth to speak.


    ¡°Stinking and smelling bad is an understatement, I am afraid to tell you this, but you all are repulsive. The maids do not even clean you all¡¯s linens anymore due to the smell and the filth that is on the linens. Even if I threaten to fire them, they will not do it because they are too sickened by it. The maids and servants in fact will not step foot in this room, the bath, the duke¡¯s office, and the official hall due to the activities you all have there. Therefore I have to clean these places and bring you all food when you are at any of these places. The nobles in their inner circles call the duchess the flying fish and the duke the fisherman. Kids throughout the dukedom play games depicting your vulgar behavior. Also most of the factions in the dukedom do not already respect you due to you all¡¯s vulgarity and heritage. When the Queen was here, her butler told me that they call you all the shame of the Noble Families at the capital¡­¡±


    Vance¡¯s mouth is gaping so hard that his jaw locked and saliva is running down his chin, while Astaroth is just blinking incessantly.


    ¡°We cannot be that bad! I am sure we do not even smell when we go out! We bathe ourselves every day!¡± murmurs Astaroth.


    ¡°Your right Madam, it was another understatement. If you are already filthy and just wade around in the bath, then you commit the same vulgar actions into the pool, do you really inspect to be clean. The bath has been tainted by you all so much that it cannot even be purified anymore, so almost for the past few years this has been your dukedom, you all have been bathing in filthy water. They have saying in the Coral Dukedom that says if they ever run out of seafood, all they have to do is tell the Duchess of the Starlight Dukedom to lift her skirt and they will have a bountiful harvest.¡±


    Dashun said all of this with a straight face because to him and the citizens the Graceland Kingdom, it is common knowledge. This also shows you how loyal this butler is, for he has almost been cleaning the Duke and Duchess filth by himself since they received this dukedom.


    Both Astaroth and Vance are just sitting on their bed gawking at Dashun! They cannot believe their ears! They are lightheaded because of the information they just received!


    ¡°Oh. By the way, Mary had some builders tear down two of the guest rooms and build a bath for everyone for washing their clothes and themselves in the castle and also for everyone will not develop you all¡¯s scent. She also commanded me that you all cannot use it and if you try, to go get her immediately for she can kick you all in the cesspool where you all belong. Anyway, is the only questions you all had?¡±


    Dashun voice is totally monotone, but inside he is pleading with the duke and duchess to dismiss him from their room. Vance looks as if he is going to cry from this shock and he is upset with himself because he knows these actions that he and his wife made will bring great stress to his son Axel in the future if not already now. Astaroth has a depreciating solemn expression on her face, then eyebrows raise up because she thought of something.


    ¡°You can go after you answer these two more questions. You and Mary are the only ones that will go in my husband and I room correct? If yes, who were the servants who helped deliver my baby?¡±


    Astaroth smiles because she feels Dashun is going to say no, therefore it would mean this is all a lie and she and her husband is not that bad. Vance¡¯s heart starts beating at an accelerated rate because his instincts are telling him he is not going to like this answer.


    ¡°Yes Mary and I are the only people in the castle that will go in your room. The Queen herself will not even step in your room. In fact she used the manor for the servants after she kicked all the servants out and had the servants clean it¡­¡±


    ¡°Then who were the women servants that helped deliver Axel?¡± murmured Vance.


    ¡°Those gals were just some prostitutes the guards brought here the other day to relieve the guards of their sexual stress. Do not worry though, Mary had the gals cleaned and gave them some fresh maid uniforms before they helped deliver the young master. I am sure in their line of work they have delivered several babies. I shall take my leave now Madam Duchess and Master.¡±


    Dashun walks out of the room nonchalantly and goes down the hall to stairs where he hurriedly scampers off as if he is running from death.


    In the Duke And Duchess room, the duchess is huffing and puffing exasperatedly, while the duke is staring at his wife like a deer in headlights. Her knuckles skin color lighten from clutching the comforter so hard and she yells out


    ¡°HOARS FUCKING DELIVERED MY BABY!!!¡±