《Baka!! LYFE!》 Chapter 1- Start of An Idiot Life A young boy walked down the sidewalk, he was wearing a dark blue t-shirt with a Skyrim logo printed on it, he was weaing a pair of faded blue jeans, and he wore black Vans on his feet, on his head was a black beanie with a small skull decal on it. He also had a black one strap school bag strapped across his back, while he walked he was looking down at his phone, he was lstening to some music from Nickelback, the boy didn''t care if people saw him, he liked what he liked. Soon the boy came to a cross walk,he looked up from his phone to see the walk sign was red, he sighed and stopped at the sign, he waited until he saw it turn green. He didn''t even bother to look both ways before he stepped out onto the street, if he had he would have seen that a huge semi-truck was barreling down the street right at him it wasn''t until he heard the driver honk the loud horn that he noticed it. He froze like a deer in headlight "Oh,crap!" he gasped he could tell, he wouldn''t come out of this alive "I''m going to die!" he shuddered "I haven''t even had sex yet!" he cried out as the semi barreled towards him. "No! Don''t give up heart!" came a booming voice the boy looked around, "God? Is that you?" he heard no response again he heard the horn of the semi blow hard he shreiked like a little girl, "Don''t fret! You have something that will save you!" the boy had a confused look on his face, "What do you mean?" everything went silent, the boy heard no sounds not even the third loud horn blast from the semi about to run him over. Then the only thing he heard, "Dragonborn!" the boys eyes went wide "Dragonborn..." he whispered he looked down at his Skyrim tee, a smirk appeared on his face, he started to laugh manically "This has to be a dream" he assured himself. Him, about to be crushed by a semi, it was a dream, probably steming from the fact he was up all night playing Skyrim and watching the latest anime episodes, "Well, if it''s a dream, I guess there''s no point in arguing!" he clenched his fist tight and faced the semi, a huge grin of confidence on his face. He new just what to do, he hadn''t been playing Skyrim for three whole years for nothing, he took in a breath. "Fos, Roh, Dah!!" he shouted and just like in his game, an unrelenting force came out his mouth, it collided with the semi truck, and just like it''s effect in the game, it sent the semi truck flying back and landing upside down on the road, the dust cloud settled, the boy looked at what he had done, he was amazed this was the best dream ever, he saw the semi truk driver slowly crawl out from the wrecked truck. He got up and looked at the boy,he had the look of fear on his face, "Monster!" he cried and rain off, the boy smirked "Best Dream Ever!" he laughed "Alright now, time to wake up" he closed his eyes, nothing happened, the boys eyes blinked open, "What the hell?" he looked around he was in the same place, "Why am I not waking up?" again he closed his eyes, "Wake up!" he shouted he grumbled when again nothing happened. This book''s true home is on another platform. Check it out there for the real experience. "Wake the fuck up!" he gripped his shoulders, again nothing happened "What the hell''s going on, why am I not waking up?" then he did something that came to his mind, he raised his fist and struck himself in the crotch, he felt every square inch of the impact, his eyes watered, he held his crotch and fell to his knees, "Ow, okay not the best idea.."he groaned. But, the stinging pain he felt in his crotch,made him realize one thing, "This isn''t a dream..." before he could do anything else he found himself surrounded by cops with protective gear and riot sheilds, armed with assault rifles and shotguns, "Freeze! Don''t move or we fill you with holes!" one of the cops yelled. The boy started at the assault rifles and shotguns in the cops hands, he really didn''t feal like getting filled with bullets the pain in his crotch was enough, he raised his hands from his crotch and over his head, an officer made sign to another to cuff the boy. Hours later, the boy found himself in a sealed grey room, a small ice pack was on his crotch, he looked around the room he wasn''t going to lie, he was a bit shaken, he heard the lights above him buzz, it annoyed him, he wiggled his hand which were held together by at least six pairs of hand cuffs. "What the hell''s going on?" he wondered he went back to the events prior, he had used a spell from a game were you ran around killing dragons, he had blown a semi truck a few feet back and upsidedown, "That voice" he mumbled "That voice I heard" he was referring to the voice he though must have been god, that told him that word ''Dragonborn'', the boy groaned."What the hell was that?" he went into deep thought,as he did the door to the room swung open which cut his concetration, he looked and saw a man with a gotee around his mouth, he looked really muscular and he had a cops uniform on, the sleeves were rolled up showing his muscular arms which intimadated the boy. The officer looked at him as he walked around the table the boy had been sitting at, he gave a disgust ''Hmph'' as he reached the other side of the table, he pulled the chair out and sat down, he threw a manilla folder on the table and he opened it and started looking it over. Then after studying it for a bit, he looked up at the boy with a scowl, "Now, why don''t you tell me who you are?" the boy nodded "My names Paul sir, Paul Bakaochi" at that time, Paul had no idea that as of then, his life was about to change for the stranger, for the more idiodic.[Ch.1 END] Chapter 2- Baka Ops In an undisclosed location, a girl walks down the hallway of an unkown building, she has long brown hair and eyes, she''s wearing something akin to a secret agents suit but, a pin with the word ''Baka'' is pinned to it "I wonder what the commander wants with me?" this was the first time in the girls life she had been called upon. She was a bit curious as to why but, she was also quiet estatic, "My first misson maybe?" her eyes began to shine a huge smile appeared on her face she couldn''t wait to get to the commanders room. After turning many corners and walking down many lengths of hallway, she finally came to her destination, a huge sliding door stood before her, the words ''Commanders Room'' was lazered into it, she took in a breath, "Okay, lets get this started shall we" she raised her arm and extended it towards the door in a fist. She gave a light knock, she set her arm back by her side, "Who is it?" came a voice from within the girl jumped "Uhm, Agent Claire Runo, reporting mam''" the girl replied "Ah, Claire, come in, I''ve been waiting for you" at those words the huge door opened Claire''s heart was pounding. She stepped inside and stood at attention, in front of her stood a girl a bit shorter then her, she had long blonde hair and blue eyes, she had the same uniform as Claire did but, hers was more decorated and more fancy looking. Claire spotted the ID badge on the blondes uniform, it showed a picture of her and her name and rank, Second Commander, Leila MacKenzie. "You wished to see me Commander Leila?" the blonde smiled "Yes, Special Officer Runo, I have a little something I wanted to ask you" Claire swallowed hard, she was so excited, "And what would that be mam?" Leila smiled and walked over to Claire "I want you to take on a mission" a small shreik of happiness escaped from Claire. Leila chuckled, "I guess you accept then?" Claire blushed in embarrasment and nodded. "Good, now I''ll give you the details of your assingment" Claire turned serious and nodded, Leila walked to her desk, she pushed a button on her personal computer, that made a huge screen lower from the ceiling in the middle of the room Leila walked out from behind it with a pointer. "Alright, you ready" Claire nodded, Leila smiled and she pressed the pointer when she did the screen buzzed on and a logo that read ''Baka'' was displayed for about a few seconds before a picture came up. The picture was of a boy, he had black hair, and his eyes were an amber yellow, Claire studied the boy for a bit before Leila spoke, "This, is Paul Bakaochi" she started "We were keeping an eye on him, we found that he had potential to use Baka Powers" Claire nodded and Leila continued "Just recently" Leila pressed the pointer and a video file came up. It showed the boy she had called Paul standing in the middle of a road crosswalk, and a huge semi truck heading right for him then as the semi was about to collide with him Claire saw his mouth move, and suddenly the truck was sent flying back. Unauthorized duplication: this tale has been taken without consent. Report sightings. Claire was amazed, no matter how many times she saw them, she was always amazed by Baka Powers, "As you''ve just seen, it seems that Paul has awoken to his Baka Powers" the screen flicked off and Leila turned and faced Claire, "Right now, he''s being held by the police" Leila gave a serious look, "Now, Special Agent Runo, I want you to rescue Mr.Bakaochi, and get him to join Baka" Claire nodded "Yes Commader Leila, as you order" Leila smiled. "Alright, get ready, you move out ASAP" Claire saluted and she walked out Leila''s room, the door slid close behind her, she stood still in the hallway for about a few minuets then she had a huge grin on her face, she squeeled lowly to herself, then she jumped up and shouted "Yes! My first mission!" she started laughing happily and crazily, "Alright, I''ve got to complete this mission!" she focused herself. She started walking down the hallway with a huge smile on her face, and chuckling to herself. [Ch.2 END] Chapter 3- Baka Cell Paul nervously twitched in his seat, he was sweating bullets as he watched the muscular officer look through the files in the manila folder he had slammed onto the table, each time he flipped a page he''d grunt when he had flipped to the last page and read through it he closed the manila folder. He slide the folder to the side, he cupped his hands together and took a heavy breath he looked hard at Paul, "So, why don''t you start telling me how you did what you did?" Paul said nothing he was too scared and intimidated to even move, he felt like he was in a Pok¨¦mon battle. The officer grumbled annoyed, "Well, talk!" he slammed a fist down onto the table, he left a dent where he''d hit it, Paul cowered a bit in his chair, the officer glared at him Paul trembled, he had to start talking, even though what he was going to say was going to sound crazy. "Uhm.." he mumbled "Well, I''m Dragonborn" the officer raised an eyebrow, "Dragonborn? What''s that?" Paul stammered a bit, "Uhm, the Dragonborn is a Nordic hero who has the power to kill dragons" the officer gave a confused hum "Nordic hero, who are the Nordic''s?" Paul quickly accessed his Skyrim knowledge, "The Nordic people are a race that live in the land of Skyrim" the officer looked even more confused then before, "Where is this Skyrim?" Paul chuckled a bit, "Uhm, Skyrim isn''t a real place, it''s a land in a video game" the officer had a flabbergasted look on his face. "Your saying, you have powers from some fantasy game world?" Paul chuckled "Well, more precisely, it''s an open world game where you hav-" Paul was cut off as the officer slammed his fist into the table again, "That''s a bunch of bullcrap!" the officer growled "Your telling me you got some stupid powers from a stupid game!?" Paul scowled "Hey, Skyrim was very advanced for the time!" the officer grumbled. He exploded, "You expect me to believe that shit!" Paul went back to cowering. "Do you know how much damage you did!?" Paul shook his head, "It was like you fired a rocket launcher at the semi!" Paul''s body jumped, that''s how much damage he did, with just one Unrelenting Force, in a way he was kind of excited, but he knew he was in deep shit. "Now, cut the crap and tell me what you really did now, I''m running out of patience" Paul chuckled "I told you sir, that I''m-" the officer growled "Enough! I want the truth you sonovabitch!" Paul jumped "What are you, some sort of monster bent on destroying mankind?" Paul felt like he had been punched in the dick again, monster, that''s what he was seen as now. Paul didn''t know what to answer the officer, he didn''t know what he was now, suddenly, the lights cut off. "What the hell?" the officer shouted as he looked around, Paul was nervous as well, just then in the darkness, Paul somehow was able to see a ceiling panel slide away, he then saw a shadow moving to the hole, he saw what looked like a rope come down the hole. "What the?" he couldn''t make heads or tails of what he was seeing, suddenly he saw something else, he saw two green circles slowly come down the rope, "A person?" he said a bit confused Paul then noticed something shine in the darkness, he focused on it, his eyes went wide, "A..gun.." he mumbled. Was the person lowering themselves from the ceiling an assassin sent to kill him, Paul started to panic, was he about actually die this time, he panicked even more when he saw the gun pointed his way. "Oh crap!" he cried he was really about to be killed, Paul started praying and begging like crazy "Hey, what''s the matter with you?" came the officers voice Paul was to scared to answer, he was staring down the barrel of a gun pointed at his head. As he stared at what he thought was his end, he noticed that the gun was being lowered, "What?" Paul mumbled as he fallowed the gun, he then noticed the target had changed, from him, to the officer in front of him Paul felt a sense of relief, but then, he was scared for the officer, he was going to die. "Officer look out!" he screamed "What are you talking about?" that''s when a whistling sound was heard, the officer grunted, "Officer?" Paul called out, the officer gave no reply, "Officer!" he shouted then the officers face slammed onto the table Paul let an ''Eeep'' escape his mouth, "Is he dead?" Paul looked at the officer, it was then he noticed a dart sticking from his neck, "What is that?" Paul stared at the dart, "Tranquilizer Dart" came a voice Paul jumped "Who said that?" he looked around "Over here!" Paul fallowed where the voice came from. He was surprised to see that it had come from the figure hanging on the rope from the ceiling, "You don''t have to worry, he''s asleep" Paul felt a wash of relief come over him, thank god, he didn''t just see an officer killed right in front of him. But then, a realization came to Paul''s mind, "Why did you do that for?" he heard an almost feminine giggle come from the mysterious assailant, "That''s because I''m here to rescue you" Paul gasped in confusion "What do you mean your here to rescue me, who are you?". If you encounter this tale on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. Before the assailant could answer they heard pounding on the door, "Sir! Are you alright!" came another officers voice, the assailant grumbled "Crap" the assailant jumped down from the rope and rushed over to Paul, "Woah, Wait what are you doing!" the assailant shook their head "No time, I''ve got to get you out of here!" the assailant looked down at where the handcuffs around Paul''s wrists would be. The assailant grabbed Paul''s arms and undid them, Paul rubbed his stinging wrists "Alright, come on" Paul grumbled "Why should I go with you?" the assailant grumbled and was about to shout Paul''s ears off until more pounding at the door was heard along with shouts from more officers "Look, either come with me, or stay with the police!" Paul thought hard. Should he go with this assailant, he heard the loud pounding and shouting at the door, he weighted his options it wasn''t like the police would believe his story anyway, he sighed "Alright, I''ll go with you" the assailant clasped their hands together "Good" the assailant grabbed Paul''s arms and pulled him out the chair. He was brought over to the rope the assailant had climbed down from, "You first" the assailant gestured Paul nodded he took the rope in his hand and started to climb up it took him a while to climb up the hole in the ceiling "Alright, my turn" the assailant took holed of the rope and started climbing as they did, the door to the room busted open, a dozen cops armed with handguns and flashlights rushed into the room, the gasped when they saw the passed out officer. Their eyes locked on the assailant "Stop right their criminal scum!" they pointed their handguns at the assailant "Seeya!" the assailant waved, and quickly rushed up the rope and joined Paul up in the ceiling. "Come on! Lets go! "they shouted at Paul who nodded, Paul let the assailint lead the way, they crawled through miles and miles of air ducts, after what seemed like hours of crawling in the dark the assailant shouted back "Were almost out!" Paul felt relief he was tired of crawling in such a tight space. Soon, the two came to the exit of the vents, the assailant slammed the vent panel hard and it fell off, a ray of light shone into the dark vent Paul let out a sigh of relief finally, he was going to see some light, he let the assailant get out first then he did. The light blinded him a bit, but he recovered quickly as he was accustomed to it, as he had to when he gamed all day long in the dark and went outside, he stretched his arms "Finally light!" as Paul celebrated seeing light for the first time. He heard a rustling sound, he looked and saw the assailant was taking off what looked like a very advanced black military suit, as each piece was removed Paul noticed that a feminine figure being revealed, there was no way the assailant that just busted him out was a girl. The assailant reached for their helmet and slowly pulled it off, revealing a girls face, Paul was shocked as he watched the girl shake her head, her long brown hair swishing behind her, she then looked at Paul with he brown eyes. "Y..Your a girl!?" the girl smiled and nodded "Yep,nice to meet you Paul Bakaochi" Paul was in shock "How do you know my name, who are you?" the girl giggled "My names Claire Runo, I''m an agent of Baka" Paul gave a confused look, "Agent of Baka?" the girl smiled and nodded, Paul had no idea what was going on, first a voice tells him he''s Dragonborn and he sends a semi truck flying with a power just like from Skyrim, then he''s questioned by the police, and now, a girl saying she was an agent of some organization he never heard of had just broken him out, after that Paul had no idea what to expect of would happen next. [Ch.3 END] Chapter 4- Denying The Baka That You Are Paul stared at the girl who had just introduced herself as Claire, "What are you talking about?" a multitude of questions were swirling around Paul''s head at this point Claire groaned "Like I said, I''m an agent of Baka" Paul grunted "That''s what I mean! What''s this Baka?" Claire had a realization look on her face, "Oh, yeah, you wouldn''t know would you" she laughed in ebrassment and rubbed the back of her head. "Well, to start, Baka is an organization that deals with people like you" Paul scratched his head, "People, like me, what do you mean?" Claire raised a finger like a teacher would, "You, are what''s know as a Baka" Paul had a confused look on his face. "Guess I should, simplify shouldn''t I?" Paul nodded. Claire cleared her throat, "Well, basically, A Baka, is a person who has the potential to use almost supernatural powers" Paul gave an understanding nod "And you" she pointed at him "Have awakened to you Baka power" Paul''s face returned to one that of confusion. Claire sighed, "You know, that power you used to blow away the semi that was about to crush your bones" a lightbulb clicked in Pauls head, Claire smirked "Get it now?" Paul nodded "So, your saying that the power I used, is this thing called Baka?" Claire nodded. Paul stared at his open palms, "Don''t worry, if you just come with me-" Claire was cut off "Woah, when did I say I was coming with you?" Claire gave an annoyed look "Uhm,when I was down there, saving your ass" she placed her hand on her hips. Paul grunted, "That was because I had no choice, now, I don''t have to do what you say" Claire''s eye seemed to twitch in anger "Listen punk, I risked alot to get you out of here" Claire started to walk towards Paul a scowl on her face. Paul started to back up, "I saved your ass, you should owe me, now, be a good boy an come with me" Claire kept coming towards Paul who was still backing away "No, I don''t want to go with you" Claire gritted her teeth "Listen kid, you won''t be able to fit in with normal people anymore" Paul stopped dry. "What do you mean?" Claire stopped, she saw she had Paul''s attention, "Well, since your Baka powers have awakened, other Baka power users will be drawn to you" Paul clenched his fists. "You mean, there are others with powers like mine?" Claire nodded "They''ll come to fight you when you least expect it" Paul had begun to sweat. "Anybody you come into contact with will be in danger, do you want that to happen?" Paul gritted his teeth "N..No" Claire smirked "Then, come with me, that way you won''t put people you care for in danger" Paul shook his head "No, I said I''m not going with you!" Claire clicked her tounge "If you don''t come willingly" Claire took what seemed like a combat stance. "I''ll make you come by force" Paul''s eyes went wide "No, I don''t want to go with you, I don''t want to join your organization" just then, Paul felt a strong force in his abdomen. He couldn''t believe what he saw, in just a short amount of time Claire, had gotten over to him and landed a firece punch into his gut Paul stumbled back holding his stomach trying not to throw up his breakfast. "Now, if you don''t want anymore you''ll come with me" Paul stumbled back a bit more barely being able to stand up, he looked up at Claire he coughed, "I''m, not going with you" Paul took a ragged breath Claire clicked her tounge in annoyance. "This would have been less painless if you would have just listened" Claire''s eyes took an almost killer look that froze Paul to the bone, Claire cracked her knuckles "I guess now, I have to drag you back to Baka" Paul flinched and again in a blink, Claire vanished and Paul was kicked in the side. Paul was sent careening to the ground, the stone blocks of the rooftop of the police station didn''t feel good, Paul slowly lifted himself up, he wobbled a bit, he was never one for fights he caught a glimpse of Claire walking towards him. She pulled her leg back, and kicked Paul right in his abdominal reigon lifing him off the ground a bit, Paul groaned in pain as he layed on the cold stone rooftop "Had enough, I rather not rough you up too much" Paul slowly turned his head and looked at Claire. "I told you before, I''m not, going with you!" Claire seemed to snap, "That''s it, I don''t care anymore, I''ll drag you back broken" a swicth seemed to have been flipped in Claire. Unauthorized duplication: this tale has been taken without consent. Report sightings. Before Paul could even react, he got a swift kick to the head, sending him skating across the stone rooftop, Claire walked over to him she reached down and grabbed his shirt collar, she lifted him up from off the ground, Paul could see the anger on her face with his one open eye, the other was shut closed from the kick to the head he had just gotten. Paul felt his life was in danger, "Please, stop" he begged but, Claire was beyond the point of stopping from Paul''s begging as he got a quick punch to the face, Claire let go of his shirt collar and the force of her punch sent Paul to the ground. Claire grumbled "You should have come quietly" she walked forward "No, please,stop, leave me alone" Paul quickly got up from the ground holding his side, nothing worked, Claire was still coming towards him. "No, please, leave me alone" Claire kept coming, "Leave me alone.." Paul mumbled, a scared expression came to his face "Leave me alone..." he said in a shaky voice "Leave me alone.." suddenly, a image flashed in Paul''s head, it was him, at a younger age, a tall shadow loomed before him, he had bruises old and new all over him, "Leave me alone.." the child version of him shouted at the shadow. "Leave me alone.." the shadow kept coming it reached it''s dark hands towards Paul, "Leave me alone..." the teenage Paul mumbled shaking, "Leave me alone.." the kid version said the shadow kept coming towards him. With his fear from the image, and from what was happening right in front of him, the two began to meld together at that Paul screamed "LEAVE ME ALONE!!" suddenly, and without warning a Unrelenting Force came from Paul. The sudden shockwave came as a surprise to Claire,"What the!?" she threw her arms up but, that wasn''t enough to block the sheer power barreling towards her. The force sent her flying far back, she smacked into the ledge of the building, she groaned in pain, her spine was on fire "What the hell?" she mumbled staring at Paul who seemed to be just as shocked as she was. Paul saw that he had a chance to run, he jumped up from off the ground, he started running to the edge of the building, he looked down. He saw that he was a good few feet off the ground, he''d die if he''d jump, he heard Claire start to move if he waited she would be on him again, he had to get away, he had no choice. Paul swallowed hard, he crossed himself,he jumped onto the ledge as he stood there looking down he heard Claire running towards him, panicked he jumped without thought, as he fell one thought came to his mind "Oh shit, I''m going to die" he could see the pavement below coming up fast, he wanted to live. Paul had think of something and fast or he''d be roadkill. [Ch.4 END] Chapter 5-Baka on The Run- Part 1 As Paul plumeted to his death his mind was going crazy, his head was a jumbled mess between his being about to die and what he could do to save himself there was no way he was going to die this way, "Come on Paul, think, what can I do?" he racked his brain his eyes still glued to the pavement bellow him. Paul''s fear of dying was making it hard for him to think properly, he continued to rack his brain until he heard a famillair voice "Use your powers!" a lightbulb went off in Paul''s head "My powers.." he smirked "Dragonborn...Skyrim" he closed his eyes. Paul acsessed his vast network of Skyrim knowledge, "Come on..Come on..." he mumbled suddenly his eyes shot open, they had a sort of burning life in them, "I got it!" he took in a breath. Paul had the perfect shout to use, "Feim Zii Gron!!" his voice echoed and suddenly, Paul''s body became transparant he chuckled to himself, "Become Ethereal" he whispered with that Paul would have no worried, as the ground neared Paul sighed in relief as he hit the ground and felt no pain whatsoever, Paul chuckled to himself once more. He rose of the ground and dusted himself off, after a few seconds passed Paul''s body became opaque once more, he saw people turn and look at him in surprise, Paul gave a nervous smile and quickly ran off. Ontop of the police station roof, Claire was looking down at the street below, a look of complete shock on her face, "How in the hell?" she still couldn''t believe it, she was sure the poor fool was going to splatter on the ground below. But, at the last minute she heard him shout something, then he vanished, then the next thing she knew he was standing on the ground alive and kicking like he hadn''t jumped off a tall building. "His power is really incredible" at that Claire felt a twinge of pain in her back, she winced and touched her aching back "Man, that really hurt" she grined "I see that this guy won''t be so easy to bring in then I thought" Claire liked a challange, but first, she''d have to recover to full health before she even attempted to go after Paul again, she laughed to herself "Your lucky punk, but I''ll be back, and I won''t go so easy on you" with that Claire walked away from the ledge. Paul raced down the sidewalk, he had to get home quickly, as he ran he would check to make sure that the girl named Claire wasn''t fallowing him, he panted as he ran, soon he came to his famillair abode, he rushed right inside and locked the deadbolt on his door. He walked into his living room and sat down on the couch, he sat there for a good while, still wrapping his mind around all that had happened to him, "It''s all because of this power.." he looked at his trembling hands he heard Claire''s voice. Stolen from its rightful author, this tale is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. "The power you have is called Baka" Paul clenched his fist, "What, have I become?" allthough having this power was amazing to him, something was telling him deep down that this power he had, wasn''t a good thing. Paul moved slightly, and he felt a huge gush of pain shoot through him, he held his abdomen and clenched his teeth, it was probably the pain from when Claire had kicked and punched him. He sat still for a bit, waiting for the pain to subside, when it did he relaxed "That girl, Claire, she was strong" even though his fight with her had been only a few minutes ago he could still feel the impact from her kicks and punches. He chuckled, "I got my ass kicked by a girl" he looked up at the ceiling, "Isn''t that funny Dad?" at that moment Paul felt drowzy, it must have been the kick to his head affecting him "I, can''t fall asleep" he tried his best to stay awake. Paul swayed back and forth, his eyes were thretening to close on him, "Got to, stay awake" he mumbled but alas, Paul slumped to the side and his eyes closed before he nodded off to sleep he heard that familliar voice, "Man, your so pathetic" after that Paul fell asleep while he slept a shadow stood behind the couch, looking down at him, "I''ll only help you this once, next time you''ll need to help yourself" with that the shadow extended it''s hand over Paul who become eveloped in light. [Ch.5 END]