《The Half Interesting Life of A Blood Angel.》 Prologue (Sobok: Music of the chapter) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtLanjO69Jo Honestly I have no clue¡­ (Etez: The link is dangerous for you¡­..I WARNED YOU) Written by Sobok Edited by Etez -Deep in a forest somewhere in Northern Europe- A bird cry reverberates through the trees. The forest has an unnatural air to it as though every living creature was holding its breath in anticipation. *Vrrrrrrrrmmmmm* A quiet rumbling sound gradually grew louder and the leaves on the trees rustled loudly as a breeze picked up. High up in a tall oak tree with gnarled branches and thick foliage a man sat. In his hand was a rusted pair of binoculars and on the branch next to him was a radio. The man twitched and rose from his nap. His trained ears picked up the rumbling sound. For a second he stopped, slowly he lifted his binoculars to his face and peered into the sky. *Vrrmmmmm..* His gaze raked over the grey sky looking for any irregularities. For almost 5 minutes the man sat waiting, and the forest held its breath. Out of the grey a single black spot emerged, and then another, and then another¡­ *VRRMMMMMMM* The sound was so loud now that it could be heard for miles around. The man''s eyes rested on the black spot that had came from the cover of the clouds and he panicked. He frantically flapped his hands about grabbing for the old radio that sat on the branch next to him. *Chnk* ¡°This is Nomad, Alpha 1 do you copy over¡± ¡°This is Alpha 1 what is it Nomad,¡± ¡°The hawks have come to nest¡± The other man¡¯s tone of voice quickly changed and was now strong and had an authority to it. ¡°Squad 3 this is Alpha 1 the forest is no longer secure, you know the protocol¡­¡± As the 2nd voice started to speak Nomad quickly scampered down from his tree lookout and ran into the darkness of the forest. The radio however continued to speak. ¡°Protocol active in 5...4..¡± The forest was still quiet except for the rumbling sound which continued to echo off of the trees and the leaves. ¡°3..2..1.. Operation Hornets Nest in effect.¡± Suddenly a sound rang out through the forest. It was not a far off echoing sound, but a sound that filled the forest with noise for everything to hear. (Sobok: sound is like this--> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIos0ya-yss) All around the forest sprang into action. ¡°GO GO GO.¡± The sound of running boots and crunching leaves could be heard. Men started to run through the undergrowth. ¡°Shit its the Imperials.¡± ¡°What are we gonna do.¡± One man pushed through the throng of camo wearing soldiers. He also wore a military uniform but his was a light grey color and instead of a helmet he wore a cap. ¡°Man the guns!¡± Immediately several groups of men scrambled towards a few machines hidden in the undergrowth. ¡°Get in the trenches! Get to cover GO GO!¡± He shoved some of the younger looking soldiers whose knees were shaking into a shallow trench. ¡°Man the fortifications get men to all of the defensive positions!¡± The officer shouted commands at the panicking soldiers as they ran around like headless chickens. *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* The sound of gunfire rang through the forest and a few seconds later explosions could be heard. The officer who had jumped into the trench was greeted by a young soldier who saluted him with a slightly trembling hand. ¡°G-general Satyr! All men are in position and ready to fight!¡± Satyr¡¯s face softened as he heard the younger soldiers voice. ¡°What''s your name boy.¡± ¡°Staff Sergeant Milton Reporting for duty sir!¡± ¡°This your first battle Milton?¡± Milton flinched as another volley of anti air projectiles exploded mid-air. ¡°Yes sir I was transferred to the front from the defense unit in the capital only 2 weeks ago.¡± The General chuckled and took a swig from a canteen that was hanging from his black leather belt. ¡°Well Milton try and relax, only god can decide whether we live or die here.¡± ¡°I¡¯m Atheist sir!¡± Milton''s voice was almost drowned out by a large explosion. *TAKAKAKA TAKAKAK¡­¡­.* The sound of gunfire in the forest stopped, and the men bunched in the trenches held their breath. A loud whistling sound broke through the silence. *BOOOOOMM* a loud explosion rocked the ground and dirt was thrown up from the ground. ¡°THEY¡¯RE HERE~!!¡± One soldier''s frantic exclamation could be heard clearly before thousands of projectiles flew from the darkness of the forest. Bullets flew over head smashing into trees and thumping into the ground. The trench instantly became a hell of explosions, screams and whizzing bullets. *TAKAKAKKA TAKAKKA* A machine gun sprayed bullets into the forest. ¡°ARGGH¡± ¡°WE NEED A MEDIC OVER HERE.¡± All of Satyrs soldiers began spraying bullets into the forest as well. The General snuck his way across the earthen wall of the trench and grabbed the shoulder of one of the men who was firing a rifle. (Sobok: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/German_trenches_on_the_aisne.jpg) ¡°Johnson!¡± *BOOM!!* Dirt flew from the ground and the two men crouched down slightly ¡°Johnson!¡± The General repeated screaming over the noise. Johnson turned his head toward the general and yelled something back. *Thwack* But before he could decipher its meaning a bullet embedded itself in the man''s head. Making blood fly into Satyr¡¯s face. Unauthorized reproduction: this story has been taken without approval. Report sightings. ¡°SHIT¡± He turned away from Johnson''s dead body to find the staff sergeant from earlier a few feet away giving orders to a group of soldiers who were huddled with their backs to the trench wall. ¡°Milton!¡± *BOOM!!* The young Sergeant looked over towards Satyrs voice and scrambled towards him. ¡°Yes Sir!¡± ¡°The hell¡¯s happening out there!? According to our scouts the enemy Infantry and armor was supposed to be at least an hour away!¡± *TAKAKAKA* ¡°I don¡¯t know, but what I do know is that they¡¯ve pushed up much too far. I can even see some of them.¡± Satyr peaked his head over the trench. In the woods he could faintly see soldiers wearing white uniforms ducking out from behind trees and letting off bursts of fire before ducking back into cover once more. *SSSSSSEEEeeee¡­¡­..BOOOMMM* Milton and his squad stumbled as another explosion rocked the ground. From far off in the distance someone yelled,¡°ENEMY ARMOR INCOMING!¡± *CHINK WABOOOMMMMM!!* An artillery shell slammed into the ground right in front of the trench destroying a machine gun turret and scorching the ground. Milton shouted to the General who was still leaning on the wall,¡°SIR ENEMY SOLDIERS INCOMING! THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM FOR US TO HOLD!¡± Faint shouting could be heard in the distance as the enemy soldiers closed in on their position. Satyr¡¯s face turned grim and he yelled ¡°FIX BAYONETS!¡± Each soldier unfastened a large knife from their belts and attached them to the barrels of their rifles. One man even unsheathed a large broadsword and waved it around while yelling ¡°DIE WITH HONOR DIE WITH COURAGE!¡± A thick Scottish accent was present in his voice. Satyr grabbed a small Luger pistol from a pouch on his leg. ¡°WHEN I FIRE RUSH THEM!¡± he yelled to Milton over the sound of gunfire and explosions. All of the men crouched quietly in the trench facing the front wall Soon they could hear the sound of boots slapping against mud. As soon as the first white helmet came into Satyrs view he fired his luger. *TWUMP* The man was instantly killed. ¡°LET¡¯S KILL THE BLOODY BASTARDS!¡±, yelled the scottish soldier. Milton''s squad and some of the other soldiers under Satyrs command rushed out of the trenches to meet the invading forces. ¡°AHHHHHH¡± A burly soldier holding a machete ran towards Satyr. Satyr took a deep breath and closed his eyes. The noises of war faded into the background until he was in a state of complete harmony with his surroundings. The world around him slowed to a snail''s pace and Satyr could feel everything, the birds in the sky the bullets flying around him, even an ant that was crawling up his boot. In his state of zen he could feel what actions he should take next. The machete which descended upon him like molasses dripping from a jar was avoided in a single fluid motion. Avoiding his attacker all together His arm smashed straight into the other man''s solar plexus. As the man bent over in pain Satyr used his momentum to shove the man''s face straight into the ground. He heard the crack of the soldiers nose breaking and the howl of pain that followed. Without wasting a second he whipped his other arm which still held the Luger pistol towards the back of his enemies neck and fired. Looking up from the bloody mess in front of him Satyr saw Milton shove a bayonet which made a sickening squelching sound into the body of an injured enemy soldier.The other soldiers in his group were also finishing off fallen enemies. Satyr gazed off into the distance expecting another wave of enemy soldiers but none came. However, he could still hear the faint sound of gunfire in the distance. ¡°If you don''t want to get your asses shot get back into the trench!¡± He shouted at the other soldiers.The men quickly jumped back into the fortified hole and waited for orders. After an hour had passed without any enemies coming to attack their trench or radio calls from their own headquarters Satyr finally got fed up and peeked his head above the trench wall while being lifted by 2 of his soldiers.To his dismay, what he saw instead of a devestated forest was a pair of headlights. *HONK HONK* *Splat* Satyrs vision went dark. While at the same time, Satyrs soldiers could hear a loud, massive explosion directly upon them. ¡®What the¡­ what¡­ did i just.. Was that a-¡­ A TRUCK?!!¡¯ --- Sobok: Lel bet u didn''t see that coming XD Etez: Yeah didn¡¯t see that coming¡­ HIIIIIIIII~, the only thing I want to mention is that I¡¯m not doing this Fiction alone¡­ it¡¯s a 2 man project and we¡¯ll sometimes change between main ¡°author¡± and ¡°editor¡± every few chapters, because we are too lazy to do a Fiction alone. The quality of the story will most likely not go down just because we are changing between us so don¡¯t worry our ¡°probably¡±(lol) dear future readers. -Etez A note from me as well. Yes what he said about the quality is correct the reason why I struggle with writing is because I can''t write the same story consecutively however, I love to write while using something fresh and new as a starting point, and Etez has the same problem so I proposed we write together so that we can help each other edit and If one person has writers block the other can help. So while I did originally create the concept for this story this is Etez¡¯s creation as much as mine. Oh yea I wrote this prologue so the next chapter will be written by the editor of this chapter and we will trade places ect ect¡­ Anyway to anyone who reads this TY I appreciate it. PS: I should also mention Etez is German so english isn¡¯t his main language so don¡¯t mind it if he makes a mistake, But then I¡¯d be calling myself a crap editor wouldn¡¯t I. -Sobek Chapter 1: Talk with [The Perverted Old Geezer] God (Music of the chapter Perfectly describes chapter -Sobok) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-58hQ9dLk (Just don¡¯t mind that above -Etez) Written by Etez Edited by Sobek --- ¡°Asiz Satyr¡­.¡± ¡®I think... I just died, but why am i hearing things and even conscious.... what the hell is even going on!?¡¯ ¡°Asiz¡­¡± ¡®And i can hear the voice again....¡± ¡°Hmm~...should I try something else? ...Ahhh I know! General Satyr can you heeeaaar meee~?¡± ¡®...............WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!? Should i try to respond?¡¯ . .. ¡­ ¡°Ehhmmm~ oi you¡­ crazy perv voice, can you hear me?¡± ¡°What did you say!?!¡± ¡®huh¡­ didn¡¯t think it would respond to me¡­¡¯ ¡°Eto~ ...Um sorry~? Mr. Something!¡± ¡°I¡¯m not a [Something], you know? Have you ever heard of proper manners?¡± ¡°Hmpf...Says the one who hasn¡¯t even introduced himself yet, ...you SURE are a nice guy. Seriously¡­ sigh.¡± ¡°Ara ara, My bad, I¡¯m the [God of Blood and Dark Judgment Ichor]. And by the way thanks for the compliment.¡± ¡®That guy sure sounded pleased after i complimented him, although it was only sarcasm. He might be a bit dense... Though it makes you wonder how arrogant this guys is to add titles like [God of Blood and Dark Judgment] to his name. *sigh* Guess I gotta play the nice guy. ¡°Nice to meet you too Ichor, I¡¯m Asiz Satyr a military general¡­ former... i think, because I¡¯m dead right now, right?¡± ¡°Mhm! You¡¯re as dead as a Dodo you sure perceive your surroundings fast! And by the way I know almost everything about you so ya don¡¯t need to introduce yourself.¡± ¡®Is that guy serious!?¡¯ ¡°Sigh...yeah so you want something from me right, why else would I be speaking to a god after I die? or is it normal to hold a conversation with one once you pass on?¡± ¡°DING DING DING! Right on all accounts, nope its not normal to be talking to one as exalted as myself. And yup I do kinda want you to do a little favor for me.¡± ¡°So what is the [Something] that you want from me?¡± ¡°Well lets see...I¡¯m going to reincarnate you as my [Herald(Harbinger) of Death], a [Blood Angel] so to speak, on the planet [Arcadia]. The planet is a few times bigger than your old one and is a world of magic. There are many more sentient races like humans, such as elves, vampires, dragons and many more. It¡¯s kinda like those fantasy stories from your world so you probably won¡¯t have any problems. As a [Blood Angel] you will be the only one of your kind, because no one except me can create one and I didn¡¯t feel like having one before, so you are basically like ancestor of the [Blood Angel] lineage and because of that you will be quite powerful, but I hope you don¡¯t think that you¡¯ll be very powerful instantly cause you won¡¯t. Of course If you master your abilities then it wouldn¡¯t be impossible to do things like I don¡¯t know¡­ destroy a city. You could even become one of the strongest in this world, and if you decide to learn magic, you will have near unlimited potential. Hell you may even become a badass god like me. ¡°Yeah so... I have a few questions, first question is about magic. Does it work with that [Mana] thing like in animes, mangas or fantasy novels from my world?¡± ¡°Yeah, it does.¡± ¡°Ok then, next is my second question. Could you say what magic kinds exist?¡± ¡°The basic ones are water, fire, earth, wind and [Lightning Magic]. [Gravity Magic], [Summoning Magic], [Light Magic], [Holy Magic], [Dark Magic], [Blood Magic], [Mana Manipulation Magic], [Mind Manipulation Magic], [Nature Magic], [Illusion Magic], [Time Magic] and [Wild Magic]. Normal people can¡¯t have both [Water Magic] and [Lightning Magic], because of some law(-shit) of this world that I don¡¯t really get myself, but some races have [Racial Traits] and those are exceptions that are going against [Law of the World], because of that they can learn both, [Water Magic] and [Lightning Magic]. The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation. Some kinds of magic are only learnable by specific races that have [Racial Traits], like dragons are the only ones able to learn [Wild Magic] or elves are one of the only ones to learn [Nature Magic] etc. All magic kinds I mentioned are only the general ones and have many different magic arts in it, like [Gravity Magic] has [Fly Magic] as a [Sub-Magic] or [Mind Manipulation Magic] has [Mind Control Magic] and [Mind Reading Magic] and more.¡± ¡°Ok that¡¯s probably enough for now, because my head could explode after u told me ALL OF THE GOD DAMN TYPES OF MAGIC... *sigh* Anyway my last 2 questions are, if I could ever contact you while on Arcadia and if you could make something like a game interface where I could see my stats, because it would be too difficult to remember everything I can do.¡± ¡°Hmm.. I could try it out, but it probably won¡¯t be very good cause I have never done it before. And about the contact between us, it¡¯s like this... I can only contact you when you aren¡¯t conscious. So you need to be asleep or unconscious. I mean I guess you could just knock yourself out every time you want to talk to me, but that probably wouldn''t be very fun.¡± ¡°Oh.. Okay and by the way, Ichor.¡± ¡°Hnn?¡± ¡°What do you want me to do for you in this world? You never mentioned anything. Oh and one last thing. Why ME?¡± ¡°Hmmm Why you? ...I don''t know, why not?¡± ¡°.....¡± ¡°Could I ask you a question too, Asiz?¡± ¡°......................Hnn? ¡­¡­Ah sorry you left me in a daze a moment ago so could you please say your last sentence again?¡± ¡°I said, could I ask you a question too?¡± ¡°Yeah, what?¡± ¡°Why are you so calm even though you just died a few minutes ago?¡± ¡°Why not?¡± ¡°I¡¯ll say it again¡­ YOU. JUST. DIED. and it wasn''t even a good death I mean where the hell did that truck come from anyway? I mean I¡¯m a god and even I don¡¯t know!? ¡± ¡°And?¡± ¡®..............Why am I even asking him? He doesn¡¯t seem to even give a shit that he just died. It¡¯s probably because of the truck that he doesn¡¯t give a shit...¡¯ -After a few minutes complete silence- ¡°Sorry about that, it doesn¡¯t matter anymore.¡± ¡°So what¡¯s going to happen now?¡± ¡°I¡¯m going to rid you of my glorious self, Go on scram I¡¯ve got work to do, people don¡¯t just slaughter themselves you know¡­. Oh wait¡­ never mind. ANYWAY it¡¯s time to go!¡± ¡°Hmpf ...okay bye then, perverted old geezer(god).¡± ¡°I heard that!¡± Asiz¡¯ mind went blank. -On Arcadia- Leaning on the gnarled roots of an ancient oak tree, A young man was peacefully sleeping... :3 --- Blue will after this chapter always be me and red Sobok, if something is written that isn¡¯t part of the story -Etez Stop telling me what to do! Ur not my dad! -Sobek ¡­¡­.okay~? -Etez Chapter 2: Grand General Ophelia Scarlet (Sobek: Music of the chapter) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUmq1cpcglQ) Written by Sobek Edited by Etez -Definitely not on Arcadia- Far away from the world of Arcadia in the deepest reaches of space a man was running late. *HUFF* *HUFF* While carrying a small handheld device he ran down a long dark hallway. His boots clanked against the metallic surface of the floor as he stumbled his way towards his destination. He finally reached a set of huge red doors. In Front of these doors stood a pair of men dressed in blood red uniforms with an insignia of a white serpent spiraling down their arms. ¡°HALT!¡± one of the guards said in a monotone voice as he held out a spear like weapon. ¡°State your name and business.¡± The smaller man who was taking in deep breaths of air gasped ¡°Private Danson of the Scout corps with the daily report.¡± The guard looked at Danson through his tinted helmet and nodded. ¡°You may pass.¡± *BOOM* the doors then opened seemingly on their own. The two guards clad in red slunk into the shadows on either side of the doors as they opened wider revealing a dark room. The messenger ran into the room and knelt on the floor in a respectful position. ¡°M-my lord please forgive my lateness, our corps received a coded message only a few minutes before I was dispatched.¡± At the top of a long flight of stairs hidden in darkness sat a man. Only his eyes could be clearly seen as the rest of his body was shrouded in shadows. His cruel red eyes pierced Into the messengers soul. He shivered. *Clack* *Clack* *Clack* The sound of boots clacking on the floor sounded and Danson lifted his head to see a woman wearing a white military uniform walking towards him. She had stormy grey eyes that looked like death itself and a very curvy figure that was only highlighted by the uniform she wore. long black hair fell down over her shoulders and behind her back swaying as she walked. ¡°Speak Messenger.¡± Her cold voice made sweat appear on Danson¡¯s forehead. This woman was Grand General Ophelia Scarlet. One of the most ruthless generals In the Zenvian empire. She was known for wiping out whole races just because they annoyed her. Or killing unlucky messengers who bore bad news... Danson gulped. ¡°M-my lady, I didn¡¯t know you had arrived back from your last campaign. H-heheh¡± She glared at him piercing his soul with her eyes ¡°Speak.¡± The messenger fumbled with the piece of technology in his hands. ¡°In sector 49389 Grand General Jean has established a government and set up a reliable viceroy. In sector 24459 the bloody conflict between our auxiliary lancers and the enemy tribes men finally ended with Grand General Theodore Funch¡¯s complete victory.¡± As Danson read the next the next line in the report his face heated up and he began to sweat profusely. Royal Road is the home of this novel. Visit there to read the original and support the author. ¡°I-in sector 15 area 23 our forces were completely decimated forcing Area General France Vilon. To retreat back into Zenvian controlled borders. Vilon has lost his position of area general and Is in the process of being reprimanded by Grand General Carl Neezar.¡± The scout looked up nervously at General Ophelia. ¡°Hmpf How could those primitives defeat a Zenvian army with their level of technology, General Neezar has lost his touch.¡± Ophelia turned to the man at the top of the stairs who had been quietly listening to the report the entire time, and bowed. ¡°My lord allow me to replace that decrepit old man I¡¯m sure that I could wipe out all resistance in little over a month.¡± *HAHAHAHA* A deep booming laugh sounded throughout the room. If one looked long enough they could see a little bit of warmth in the pair of red eyes that shined through the shadows. ¡°Grand General Scarlet I don¡¯t doubt your abilities, however I trust Neezar as he has been a friend to me for many years. He was only given a single division of Zenvian soldiers to conquer a world with more than 8 Billion sentient life forms, and if im not mistaken the unit that was lost was made entirely out of Auxiliary trash.¡± (Sobek: if u don¡¯t know what Auxilia is ---> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auxilia) Ophelia crossed her arms across her chest and made a pouting expression. ¡°However, I do have a mission for you. You will take control of the forces in sector 4950 this is an entirely new campaign, the people of 4950 don¡¯t even know of our existence yet. I have allocated 6 divisions of soldier from sector 4949 which is currently under the rule of a Viceroy Ventus.¡± Ophelia¡¯s face lit up as she heard these words and she quickly bowed to the man I the throne. ¡°Thank you my emperor, I won''t fail you.¡± ¡°I Believe you Ophelia.¡± The eyes of the emperor shifted from the general to Danson ¡°Messenger you have pleased me this news is very interesting. You shall accompany Lady Scarlet to sector 4950 and serve as her personal messenger. Now off with the both of you.¡± ¡°Yes my lord.¡± They said in unison. Ophelia and Danson both bowed, turned and exited the room through the doors that Danson had come from. *THUD* The emperor let out a long sigh. The 2 red orbs disappeared into the darkness and then slowly reappeared. The eyes narrowed until they were just red slits and another thin line appeared beneath them. *Hmhmhmhmh* A low laugh echoed through the dark throne room ¡°Soon even those pesky gods won''t stand in my way.¡± -End of Chapter- (Sobek:hey mates this chapter is just setting up some important characters of the story. The next chapter will be written by Etez and is back in Arcadia with Asiz.) Release schedule among other things. Hmm... Hey Sobek here so I probably should have just put this at the end of chapter, but I wanted to say that our chapters will probably come on either Thursday, Friday, or early Saturday. Due to school Etez and I don''t have much time to write during the week, however we are doing our best to write 3 chapters each weekend then release 2 of them giving us a stock of 1 chapter just in case. Well then now that I cleared that up on to ''other things'' I dont really know why maybe its because of SOMEONE talking about the fked up fonts in our chapters but I would just like to state that I LOVE editing etez''s chapters, today when I was editing chapter 3 I saw that instead of 5th he put 5nd... I was at a martial arts tournament while editing and it litterally took me the entire time I was there 10 am- 4 pm to edit 5 pages. ;) Stolen from Royal Road, this story should be reported if encountered on Amazon. Also we now have 10 followers idk if I should be happy or sad that I am so excited about that... but, I just wanted to ask what people what they thought of Ophelia and the Zenvian Empire, but yea thats pretty much it. Keep eating your burritos and mac and cheese and I''ll go back to writing. Chapter 3: The Bandits Are Coming! (Music of the chapter-Sobek) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RySHDUU2juM&list=PLHt71SuggaBuc8gKhlc6gNjAY5CBjHMnH&index=49) ¡°Whaaaaaat¡¯s UUUUUUUUP!!!!!¡± means the person from POV is speaking ¡°What. Is. Wrong. With. You?¡±(Some Idiot) means that [Some Idiot] is speaking Written by Etez Edited by Sobek --- Chapter 3 Bandits vs Guards Asiz awoke under the branches of a large gnarled tree. *Crack* ¡°Ahhhhh¡± Asiz pressed his hands against his spine and leaned backwards which lead to a loud cracking sound . ¡°WHHOOO that''s better, now then Ichor told me that this was a world of magic and mana so I¡¯m gonna do what any [Shut-in Otaku] would die to do in their lifetime.¡± As Asiz was about to do the [THING] when he heard screams in the distant. ¡°Hnn~? ...Where are those screams coming from?¡± He walked where the sounds were coming from. As he walked out of the trees, he could see multiple people fighting in the distant. ¡®My god is this the fabled cliche scene? Are these people bandits? And their victims some rich fellows? Truly interesting¡­ or not. Isn¡¯t this too fucked up? The Geezer sends me here and the first thing I see are some rich people getting attacked by bandits¡­ Please why?! THIS IS TOO MUCH CLICHE!!!¡¯ ¡°So what should I do. Hmpf¡­ Play the almighty [Hero] and save them, be the badass type and crush them with excessive powers them or¡­ should I help the bandits?.... Well I¡¯d hate to be that guy who always goes with the flow doing only good things like the classic [Hero]. Honestly that would suck¡­.¡± mumbled he to himself along the way through the woods. -Unknown girl POV- I princess Minea von Trapensburg 11 years old and 23rd daughter of Duke von Trapensburg from the Velium Kingdom. I was on my way to the Ruinen Kingdom to meet my future fiance Hasel Ruinen the 5th prince. The ride on the carriage had been peaceful until now, when we were attacked by bandits. The Guards told me to stay in the carriage because it¡¯s much safer than outside. I tried to peek out of the window of the carriage and saw that two of my guards already lay unconscious on the ground. ¡°Princess Minea! Don¡¯t look out of the carriage and hide! It¡¯s Dangerous!¡± I was so distracted that I didn¡¯t realize half of my body was leaning out of the carriage. Before I went back hiding I caught a glimpse of two lanky men in dirty brown, black attire standing in front of the carriage as they hit Brandon, he then dropped to the ground. Lying next to him were two of the other guards but Peter the guard captain and 12 of the others were still standing. After two or three minutes I heard Peter who had been personally defending the carriage door drop to the ground with a quiet thud as a woman opened the doors and came into the carriage. She had a cloth hiding her lower face, only showing her eyes and a hood covering her remaining head. She grabbed me and pulled me out of the carriage into the bright mid-day sun. Thinking that I would die by these scoundrels hand¡¯s I almost started to cry. ¡°Little princess, if ya don¡¯t want to get hurt then do not move. Do you understand?¡±(female Bandit) I quietly nodded back to her. She was holding my mouth shut with one of her hands as she dragged me by my hair to the border of the forest. ¡°Hey, Nil I got the princess.¡±(female bandit) ¡°Ok nice! Ailisha you go help Alena with the girl and I am gonna get Kara and Adama.¡±(Nil) ¡°Roger that¡±(Ailisha) I could hear two more people speaking but I was so uneasy and frightened that I couldn''t understand what they were talking about or even what gender the voices belonged to. A few seconds later I could see the two dirty men who earlier defeated many of my guards walking towards me. The bulkier of the 2 men wears a cloth to cover his face while the other one has a white mask with a dark blue tear under the left eye socket. Stolen content warning: this tale belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences elsewhere. The bulky man with the cloth walked up to the bandit who was holding me and spoke to her in an aggressive tone. ¡°Sigh¡­ good job for snatching the girl Alena. Now I don¡¯t need to take more of these guards out ¡­ Hnn~... Sigh sooo~ tiring.¡± (?) ¡°I think it¡¯s good that you¡¯re fighting so much, if you slack off you¡¯ll get fat!A~da~ma! Tehehe~¡±(Alena) ¡°Sigh¡­ I don¡¯t care just hold that girl and don¡¯t let her run away.¡±(Adama) The bulkier of the two men is called Adama and speaks with the woman who is holding me. Her name is Alena and has a voice so beautiful and sweet that I can say that even I who has been called the flower of the Velium Kingdom can''t compare. Though i wonder why someone with such a sweet voice like her would become a villainous bandit¡­ Ahh~ why is this happening I just want to go home. ¡°Sniff sniff... I want to sob¡­ go sniff¡­ home¡­ please sob..¡± ¡°Ahh! No come on! Don¡¯t cry little princess! It¡¯s all going to be ok we won¡¯t hurt you. So stop crying please! Okay?¡±(?) In front of me stood another woman. She has a beautiful melodious voice just like the one restraining me. She reached up and took off the bandana that covered her face and pulled her hood down. She looks to be in her early 20s. And has long Raven black hair, droopy black eyes, and a beautiful face. ¡®Sniff¡­ Why is a beautiful woman like her sob... a bandit? She ..sob even looks better than some of my older sisters. Mmnhh~ sob sob I just want to go home¡­¡¯ ¡°Come on stop crying! Please~?¡± She said in a warm motherly voice. ¡°Sniff sniff¡­ Uhn O..okay sob¡­¡± ¡°Good girl¡­¡±(Black haired woman) She replied with a gentle smile The young woman in front of me softly caressed my cheeks in a concerned manner. With a glancing smile she stood up, and pulled her hood and cloth up once more completely hiding her beautiful features. The man with the mask whose name i don¡¯t know spoke up. ¡°We took down four guards. How many did you get Alena?¡±(Bandit with mask) ¡°I took out two and then snatched the little princess that you can see in my arms, away¡± said Alena. She gestured to me with her free hand. ¡°Hic...You killed them?¡± ¡°Huh? Ehh~... No i didn¡¯t kill them. They are only a bit injured and unconscious.¡±(Alena) ¡°Yup we didn¡¯t kill them either¡­ but they have some pretty serious injuries, because we didn''t care really much about them.¡±(Adama) As I heard that I was a bit more calm. ¡®They aren¡¯t dead hic ¡­ that''s good sob..¡¯ ¡°...So we need to take care of 12 more guards, huh.¡±(?) Another man came out of the woods behind me and I could hear him mumble about something. ¡°It''s Good that you got the princess without problems Alena. Now we have a hostage and probably don¡¯t need to fight anymore. Just need ask them to give us all their money, or who knows what will happen to that kid here.¡±(Scary bandit) ¡®Ahh¡­ I just knew that I was right! I am not safe here¡­ Why can¡¯t a hero in shining armour come and save me!¡¯ ¡°The rest of the Guards are coming...¡±(Bandit with mask) All five bandits looked then to where I was dragged from, to see the remaining half of my guards running through the trees towards us. ¡°Scoundrels Give us the princess back!¡±(Brian) I could see Brian, the big brother of Brandon, one of the fallen guards shouting in my direction. In the same moment I could see on my left side in the rear coming out of the woods long, shiny light blue gray hair flutter in the woods. A tall muscular handsome man with stern eyes and odd looking clothes. My¡­ My hero is coming to save me!!!¡¯ Once again all heads were turned as everyone in the forest clearing stopped to look at the new arrival. ¡°Ehhhhhh~ ¡­..what¡¯s going on here?¡±(Hero?) The bandits looked back and forth between the guards and my hero. The same applies for my guards. Each one had a confused expression. ¡®Huh?¡¯ ¡°..........................Haahhh!?¡±(Everyone) -End of Chapter- Sry for the Cliffhanger. U Mother fkers better like this chapter, I took 6 hrs to edit this while I was out eating with my friends instead of talking to them. Yeah and u still fucked up some sentences like forgeting words... Chapter 4: Fuck Royalty (Music of the chapter) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F0LKs4sYFo) Anyone else hype for Battlefield 1? ¡°Means Asiz speaks¡± ¡°You understand that right?¡±(Some other person) If the tables In this chapter don''t work Its not my fault. I''ll get Etez to change it tomorrow Written by Etez Edited by Sobek --- Chapter 4 A confusing meeting ¡°Sigh... So first I experience the phenomenon of death by random truck.Next some creepy perverted geezer pops up¡­ not that I could actually see if he was a pervy geezer or not, but not only that but i¡¯m now on a completley different planet, Arcadia AND i¡¯m lost in a forest walking towards the sounds of people fighting¡­ wow this sure is MAGNIFICENT¡­¡± Cursing his own luck as well as the god who may have influenced it, Asiz walked through the forest. ¡°Sigh~ I am so tired¡­ Damn I did it again, ever since I got here I¡¯ve seemed to have been sighing more than usual. It''s mostly due to the astronomical amounts of headaches I have been receiving lately. a Sigh habit is definitely not good though. If it continues people may think i¡¯m just some asshole who hates work¡­ Sigh fuck my li-¡± *SNAP* *THUD* ¡°AHH FUCK! Fuck these mother fucking roots in this mother fucking forest!!!!¡± ¡­ Huh? What is this stupid thing blocking my eyesight. I fucking swear if I fell in a goddamn dungeon with high level creatures i¡¯m committing seppuku. As Asiz lay in the dirt a pale light colored box appeared in his vision.
Level 1 Exp. 0/5
Health 398/400 Health Reg. 48.0(12% of Max. Health)/Sec
Mana 200/200 Mana Reg. 4.0(2% of Max. Mana)/Sec
¡®HOT DAMN! This is a fabled Status screen from Japanese Light novels. I guess I should¡¯ve expected something like this though that god did say some things about skills and stats didn''t he. ¡®¡­Oy Oy Seriously? Aren¡¯t these stats a bit high for my level though? Well I guess I¡¯ll just go with it something like this always happens in Light Novels and anime anyway. Besides I am a Blood Angel, rr something¡­ Trying to stand up Asiz realized that he was no longer in his grey military attire but was wearing sports pants made of a soft polyester-like material, a black cotton V neck t-shirt, a dark gray cardigan, and a pair of cozy yet oddly durable basketball shoes. ¡®.........WAIT A FLYING FUCK!?¡¯ .. Isn¡¯t that a Nike symbol? Dang I haven''t seen a pair of these since China was decimated by ICBMs. ¡®Well, I know that I just cursed you before! but I am asking for your forgiveness you pervy old geezer. These clothes are great!¡¯ ¡®I need to take care of these clothes. They were already pretty expensive even back on earth, I wonder exactly how valuable they will be here! Especially if this is the stereotypical ¡°fantasy world¡± ¡¯ ¡°Ahh how could I forget, In old fantasy novels the protagonist always did something like this to start off.¡± ¡°Interface!¡±
Asiz Satyrs profile made by the [His Shininess The Glorious God of Awesomeness Himself Ichor Lord of Blood Dark Judgment among many other unnamed things(Pervy Old Geezer)] ¡­... ...
¡®...Okay I am just gonna ignore that. Let¡¯s read further...¡¯
¡­.old Geezer)] --- ---NAME --- Asiz Satyr ---TITLES --- [Herald of Death], [Harbinger of god Ichor], [Immortal], [Sighing Asshole] ---RACE --- [Blood Angel] ---RACIAL TRAITS --- [Immortality Rank 1/10],[Blood Trait], [Blood Magic Rank 1/10], [Blood Manipulation Rank 1/10], [Flying Magic], [Familiar Summoning Magic], [Blood Wings], [High-speed Regeneration], [Chantles Incantation], [High-speed Movement Lv1] ---AGE --- 34 ---SKILLS --- [Status/Profile], [Human Transformation] [Mana Manipulation Rank 1/10], [Blood Manipulation Rank 1/10], [High-speed Regeneration], [Blood Wings], [All Language Comprehension], [Blood Trait], [Chantles Incantation], [Immortality Rank 1/10], [High-speed Movement Lv1] ---MAGIC ARTS --- [Dark Magic Rank 1/10], [Water Magic Rank 1/10], [Earth Magic Rank 1/10], [Lightning Magic Rank 1/10], [Wind Magic Rank 1/10], [Fire Magic Rank 1/10], [Blood Magic Rank 1/10], [Gravity Magic Rank 1/10], [Summoning Magic Rank 1/10] ---SUB-MAGICS --- [Flying Magic], [Familiar Summoning Magic], [Shadow Inventory] -Helping notes from the god that you love so much that you would even die for, Ichor - ¡­
¡®Sigh ...not again. Please. Just die...¡¯
¡­ Ichor- ? Levels of Magic/Skills Lv1/2....Beginner(/Scrub) Lv3/4....Advanced Lv5/6....Expert Lv7/8....Master Lv9....Genius/Insane Idiot Lv10....Divine ? SKILLS are superior than MAGIC ARTS, because they don¡¯t need mana (so don¡¯t mind that you have the same skill and magic art) ? All SUB-MAGICS are part of a MAGIC ART and every magic that you learned will be listed down under SUB-MAGICS(for example you have [Gravity Magic] but can only use [Flying Magic] of that specific Magic Art) ? All RACIAL TRAITS will be listed by SKILLS, MAGIC ARTS and SUB-MAGICS too(so don¡¯t be confused) This content has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. ? Your [Immortality] [Racial Trait] is ¡®at the moment¡¯ only an infinity life span(you could die through a mortal wound) ? The SKILL [Blood Trait] allows you after drinking the blood of a race to transform into that specific race(you will get a new transformation SKILL). You have the [Human Transformation] SKILL already because you still have the human blood of your past life in you ? If you need more helping notes from me, then just ask me next time we speak. Oh and by the way¡­ if you change between [Human] and [Blood Angel] form with [Human Transformation] it could hurt a ¡°bit¡± -Important- ? Don¡¯t tell other people of that [Stats/Profile] SKILL of yours, because normally no one except you could have that SKILL and it could probably start some little problems(except my f***in¡­¡­ could have giv¡­¡­¡­.) (some mumble/cursing from Ichor that is impossible to read -Etez) ---
¡°...Hmkay~¡± finished reading the [Profile Interface] I think that I¡¯m maybe a bit TOO op. ¡°And I am only lvl 1 mwahahahahaha haha hahah~¡± -A few seconds later of insane laughter- ¡°AHAAAHAH... ¡° *Cough Cough* ¡®Anyway it seems as though being a Blood Angel has more benefits than I thought. As expected from a god''s herald. ¡®Also that [Blood Trait] Skill could be very useful for infiltration, not that I¡¯ll ever need to infiltrate that''s just my military brain thinking military things. But seriously how fucking cool would it be to become a dragon!¡¯ Whilst thinking these thoughts, Asiz came to a clearing. He could see human figures standing around the forested area and could hear some words being shouted but, he could not yet hear anything specific. ¡®It would probably benefit me to wait and see what the situation is before barging in like and idiot. At least that is what my Military training is telling me to do. BUT this is a new world and i¡¯ve been given the power to do whatever the fuck I want, haven¡¯t been away from a battlefield in years might as well mess around a bit!¡¯ Stepping out of the more dense wooded area into the open clearing Azis saw people wearing medieval attire. From what he knew about the middle ages he could deduce that the 15 men wearing dull iron plate armor were knights or soldiers of some kind, and the people holding a knife to a teenage girls throat were some kind of criminals. ¡®Ok! Now first thing to do is asking what is actually going on so that I won¡¯t misunderstand the situation! ...Yeah NICE PLAN! GJ ASIZ U GOT DAT!¡¯ (Sobek:Was gonna completely revise this sentence but I liked it too much. Plus it will probably give you some insight on just how hard I work to make these chapters acceptable XD) *shiver* Asiz felt an ominous feeling which made a shiver go down his back. He gazed around at the people in the clearing and saw that most of them were looking at him with blank expressions¡­. Except that hostage girl. ¡®Oy oy stop staring at me with that delusional look! Its fucking scary.¡¯ After another couple seconds of awkward silence, Asiz said the smartest thing he could possibly think of to start time back up again. ¡°Ehhhhhh~ ¡­..what¡¯s going on here?¡± Everyone in the clearing gave eachother a look as if asking ¡°who the fuck is this muther fker.¡± While Asiz who completely misunderstood their train of thought was thinking that there may be a language discrepancy or some other matter. ¡®Hmm¡­... are they able to understand me?¡¯ As if time had just been put into a flask of molasse.. And then that same flask was eventually smashed on the ground gradually freeing time. Everyone went back into action (Nailed it!) ¡°..........................Haahhh!?¡±(Everyone) ¡°Huh? What¡¯s wrong?¡± ¡°What¡¯s wrong? Something with you is wrong! You are a hero, right? You should save me!¡±(Little girl) ¡°Ha?¡±(Everyone else except the girl) Everyone stared at the girl with a quizzical expression. Her face turned bright red, She mumbled something in a small voice and turned her head away. ¡®She''s obviously read way too many fairy tales.¡¯ ¡°Well anyway could one of you bandits explain what¡¯s currently going on here?¡± ¡°Why the fuck should we tell you, you literally came out of the forest and have absolutely nothing to do with this. Besides were kinda occupied with these assholes. I mean come on can¡¯t a guy ransom some prisoners in peace?.¡±(Blond haired bandit) ¡°Ohhh so thats whats going on.¡± ¡°Wait I just- ahh dammit¡­ FINE! One of our scouts saw these guys camping a little ways down the road last night. Their tents were fucking huge! Can you believe it what kinda person builds an entire great hall just to eat dinner one night, to then just knock it down in the morning? So anyway we saw these guys, they looked like a bunch of arrogant pricks and we attacked them. It seems as though that girl that Alena captured was the princess too!¡± ¡±(Blond haired bandit) ¡®Oh this is interesting, well I guess if they¡¯re just a bunch of asshole nobles it''s not that bad. Meh I probably wouldn¡¯t have helped either way though, I¡¯m just here to have some fun and relax without caring about the consequences.¡¯ ¡°Oh sweet dude, Nice catch! So could you give me directions where your main camp is? Cause I was kind of thinking of becoming a bandit for a while I mean whats a guy supposed to do for fun? Protect princesses? *PFFTT* ¡°NO, then I¡¯ll end up like one of those cliche fairy tale knights in shining armor who gets forced to marry a princess. And who the fuck would want to marry a princess? Have you guys even READ Grimms'' Fairy Tale? Well if you had you would relize that those relationships always end with the prince getting turned into a crow or being dragged through the street by horses naked in a barrel full of spikes.¡± ¡°....¡±(Everyone) ¡°Yup I¡¯m definitely not helping some dumb princess I bet she has a shitty personality too. So anyway are we gonna rob these guys or what?¡± ¡°W-wait are you offering to.. Help us...¡±(Same guy) ¡°Of course I am I wouldn¡¯t have just gone on a rant about how shitty princess¡¯s are if I wasn¡¯t going to.¡± ¡°No it''s fine I guess we can handle these goons ourselves. I appreciate the offer but you can go.¡±(Same guy) ¡®Shit! I need this money!¡¯ ¡°Oh¡­ Well the whole reason I wanted to help is because.. I uhhhh kinda got lost in the woods. All of my money is gone and I don¡¯t know where the next town is. So I kinda need that money.¡± ¡°Oh if that''s it then I¡¯ll be happy to oblige. The nearest city is St.Augastine just down the road. Once you get to the gates there will be five silver entry fee.¡± The bandit tossed a few coins to Asiz who In turn caught them. ¡°Once you get inside there should be an inn called Abseits Inn if you still want to become a bandit, then just ask the innkeeper he should know where we are.¡±(Same guy) ¡°Ok cool, but if he asks for a name what should I tell him?¡± ¡°Just tell him that Nil sent you.¡±(Nil) ¡°Oh ok sure, thanks Nil. See ya later then.¡± ¡°Sure sure anytime.¡± waving his hand Satyr started walking away towards the road. On the opposite side of the clearing. ¡°W-wait.¡± Asiz stopped as he heard the princess¡¯s voice. ¡°Yeah what is it?¡± He noticed that the princess¡¯s face was red and there were tears in the corners of her eyes. ¡°Arent you gonna save me? You¡¯re supposed to be my hero who¡¯ll save me from these evil bandits!!¡± Asiz¡¯s face darkened for a moment. And he spoke in a monotone voice. ¡°Sorry honey I don''t have anymore patience for arrogant nobles. You see I have a bit of a history with people who abuse their power.¡± He then turned and continued to walk away. Leaving a group of astonished people standing in the clearing unable to comprehend what just happened. A short moment later Asiz could hear that the others had resumed their business once more. Grinning the former general could only think of how interesting the new world is going to be. ¡®I won¡¯t bow my head to anyone. Nobles huh well looks like my job as the harbinger has just begun.¡¯ -End of Chapter- Sobek:Sup nerdz! This is the fifth chapter (if u include prologue) so I wanted to ask what u think so far. Who is better me or Etez?, am I stupid, and am I too cool for this website? Also give me a title for our fic slaves!!! If u dont ill keep asking until u do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Hey E D I T O R, if u read that you should better edit... you rarely forget some words after u changed a sentence- Chapter 5: Side story number 2 (Sobek:Music of Deh chapter.) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFrMDGfW_Sg) Written by Sobek Edited by Etez --- (Sobek: Was gonna release this next week but meh, this just means I''ll have to write 2 chapters instead of 1 -_-) Chapter 5 ... --The Distant Reaches of Space-- *Bing, Bing,Bing* A red light flared green 3 times. Casting colored shadows in a dimly lit room. On the sides of the metallic grey walls were 6 chairs each and had 2 metal straps intersecting forming an X shape. And In these chairs sat 12 people. One such person was a girl with Raven black hair and a curvaceous figure, next to her sat a small man who was sweating profusely. He was surrounded by 10 very large, and very mean looking men. Each one had a scar visible somewhere on their body, whether it be their face or their arms none had escaped these grisly reminders of past battles. One was flipping a large dangerous looking knife thats blade was surrounded by a glowing green energy. The rest of the men either had their eyes closed or were looking through the windows on the opposite side of the room, staring into the far reaches of outer space. (Sobek:The inside of the ship http://img06.deviantart.net/94d8/i/2010/309/c/5/pelican_ride_interior_by_seth270-d32767g.jpg) As you may have assumed the girl is Grand General Ophelia Scarlet. She is sitting with her head down and her eyes closed, laying slack and letting the metal straps support her body weight. *VRRrrRRrrrr* The room rattled and bumped. The muffled sound of an engine could be heard throughout the cabin. ¡­.. ¡­¡­.. ¡­¡­¡­. ¡°BING, We have arrived at the sector 15 area 23 marine corps bunker #35, I¡¯m making my descent.¡± The men were brought back into reality when the serene image of space was destroyed by a pair of large metal pincers. *BOOM* A loud boom rang out and rocked the ship, however nobody seemed to care as they unhooked the metal crossbars that had protected their chests during the voyage. During the commotion the timid man who had been sitting next to Ophelia had escaped from the clutches of his seat and was standing next to a few of the larger men by a round metal door that was near the cockpit of the ship. ¡°DANSON!¡± Danson¡¯s body and facial expression stiffened as he heard his name called. A few of the other men looked at Danson with a pitying expression, it was as if they were saying ¡°sucks dude, wouldn''t want to be you.¡± Danson contorted his face until he wore a somewhat calm expression. ¡°Yes lady Scarle-¡± As he turned Danson saw Ophelia still strapped into her chair. He face was flushed red and she was staring off to the side with furrowed brows. ¡°Um¡­. Danson I seem to be trapped w-would you mind um¡­¡± Ophelia turned her face to the ground, and she spoke in a quiet voice. ¡°Would you help me get out¡­ please.¡± Danson stared with utter shock and disbelief, his mouth was hanging open. He heard one of the soldiers next to him snigger and quietly whisper. ¡°There she is Grand General Ophelia Scarlet [Queen of Clumsiness].¡± Ophelia¡¯s embarrassed expression was immediately replaced with an Iron gaze with pierced the souls of everyone in the ship. ¡°Hmmm kukuku I wonder who said that, It would appear that The baseless rumor is going around again.¡± A dark oppressive aura seemed to emulate off of Ophelia sending a crushing pressure to everyone in the room. They all weakly nodded in agreement with her statement. While trying to stand under the auras power. She nodded back to them and a vicious smile appeared on her face. ¡°Good.¡± *CRACK* Ophelia stood for her chair decimating the metal cross guards and sending chunks of metal flying around the ship. Ophelia stood brushed off her military attire and looked up towards the soldiers who were still being attacked by a massive amount of pressure. A red glint appeared in her grey eyes. ¡°Oh and Larry next time please keep your comments to yourself.¡± All 11 people in the ship gulped silently. She walked forward to the door and pressed a button on the walk. *Cershhh* The door slid upwards disappearing into the ceiling. ¡°Danson follow me!¡± As Ophelia vanished around the corner the oppressive strength pushing everyone into the ground vanished. All of them dropped to the floor instantly gasping for breath. Remembering her parting words, Danson scrambled off of the ground and ran out the door after the General. ¡°G-general where are we going?¡± Ophelia¡¯s stormy eyes looked straight ahead as she brusquely walked at a pace that was hard to keep up with, even a soldier of the swift footed scout regiment. ¡°We are going to see Grand General Nezzar and see to it that he has that failure of a general punished accordingly.¡± ¡°But M¡¯lady isn''t our final destination sector 4949?¡± ¡°This is a primary station outfitted with a dark ripper from this station we are capable of warping almost anywhere in the empire. This is the reason for sector 15¡¯s tactical importance. Just outside of area 23 there something called a dark rift which is a thing that the emperor himself discovered if used correctly these rifts can be used to make transport to different areas or even other sectors entirely possible. ¡°I see, thank you M¡¯lady.¡± If you stumble upon this tale on Amazon, it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. The duo walked through another large sliding door and came to a large open room. Thousands of people could be seen running around performing various tasks. There were soldiers running in formations, Pilots tending to aircrafts, and even a few janitors could be seen moping the floors. Ophelia and Danson continued walking until they came to yet another door, this time the door was of a normal size and had a regular rectangular shape. The 2 men guarding the door saw Ophelia and nodded to her, letting them pass. *Cshhhh* The door opened revealing a large officer''s cabin complete with comfortable looking furniture, a giant window with a beautiful view of outer space, and a long table which could hold many people. At the head of this table sat a man. He had shoulder length blond hair, crystal blue eyes, and soft feminine features. In his hand he elegantly held a goblet which was shaped like a dragon''s hand, complete with greenish scales and obsidian black claws. The hand seemed to be gripping the glass cup that the handle was supporting. The man''s blue eyes were clouded over as he gazed into the stars, he held no emotions. For a minute Ophelia and Danson watched as the man sloshed the thick red liquid that was visible through the clear glass of the goblet and took a sip. ¡°You''re getting rusty old man.¡± Seemingly startled by Ophelia¡¯s words a surprised expression appeared on his face. He swiveled his chair around towards the duo and when he saw them he smiled lightly. ¡°Ahh I''m sorry if I kept you waiting I just have many things on my mind to worry about.¡± This man was Grand General Carl Neezar. So while his appearance was that of a young feminine man with attractive features Ophelia knew that this man was really over 600 years old and a veteren of nearly 150 campaigns. Neezar was known as the Vampire of Sagloon for his¡­ unhealthy addiction to a certain red liquid. She knew this man was not one easily trifled with. ¡°So, what do you need from me, I hope you didn¡¯t come here just to insult me.¡± Neezar once again turned his chair towards the window and gazed out into the void. ¡°Hmpf we were informed that France Vilon¡¯s soldiers were defeated in this area and we stopped by on our way to a new front to see that he receives a proper punishment.¡± ¡°Hmm yes Vilon that bastard has caused me more trouble than I have had in all my years as an officer. However, if that is all you¡¯re here for I can assure you that the idiot who threw our soldiers at enemy fortifications like farmers buck barley has been dealt an ¡­ adequate punishment.¡± ¡°Hmm? Trouble it shouldn¡¯t be that hard to defeat resistance force of this area even with a loss.¡± Neezar sighed. ¡°Ahhh I guess that the report was not sent yet. Well you see because of that idiots blunder the resurgence managed to catch the main garrison and defensive line unaware, and seeing as our main force was comprised of money loving mercenaries instead of loyal imperial soldiers the minute we began to get pushed back the mercenaries fled. This lead to Resurgence forces capturing one of our marine bases without much resistance essentially giving them the fire power of our entire fifth navy.¡± ¡°WHATT!¡± Ophelia shouted with wide eyes. ¡°Never before has such an embarrassing event happened that a bunch of.. Of SAVAGES capturing an ENTIRE IMPERIAL FLEET!!!¡± She slammed her hands down and her eyes glinted red with fury. Danson shivered and made himself seem as small and insignificant as possible. Neezar just smiled and swiveled back towards the front of the room facing his two guests. ¡°Yes yes never mind that, the problem is being taken care of as we speak.¡± The other general lifted her brow. ¡°Oh? And what is this solution.¡± Neezar reached out his hand and pressed a button on the arm of his chair. *Pink* A large holographic screen was displayed in the center of the conference table. The screen showed 2 monolithic pieces of metal floating above a celestial body. The 2 metal pieces were surrounded by many smaller metal pieces. As a small red dot appeared on the screen making one of the smaller dots disappear a large explosion rocked the room. *BOOM* Plates and glasses rattled as a large shockwave hit the marine satellite. Danson flinched and covered his ears. Ophelia looked at the monitor with a displeased expression. Neezar seemed generally unaffected and continued to sip his beverage. ¡°The battle should be over soon Dreadnaught Gyilkos and Destroyer Teurastus will wipe them out in mere minutes.¡± ¡°Hmpf, Anyway Carl the reason why we are here is the Ripper, I need to get to sector 4950 Area 1.¡± Carl Neezar¡¯s eyes flashed for a second and he chuckled. ¡°Ahhh sent here by the emperor were you? Well you are in luck. I have had scouts on that planet for about 13 years now and its¡­ interesting to say at least. It may be harder to conquer then you think.¡± Ophelia scowled. ¡°To someone who couldn¡¯t even defeat a group of primitives that may be right.¡± ¡°Well feel free to prove me wrong.¡± Neezar retorted in an uninterested tone. Ophelia''s face turned red with annoyance. ¡°Well if that''s all that needs to be said i¡¯ll be going.¡± She stormed out of the room leaving a clueless Danson behind. After a few seconds he finally realized he was alone with Neezar. He let out a small squeak before quickly bowing to the general and hurrying out of the door. Alone in the room Grand General Carl Neezar sat watching the monolithic Zenvia ships decimating a small rebel fleet. Suddenly as if a thought had just struck him a large grin appeared over his face. ¡°HAHAHA! 4950 she said? It must be one of that old man¡¯s schemes, for now i¡¯ll stay my hand. It''s probably in my own best interests to be neutral for now.¡± -End of Chapter- (Sobek: While writing this chapter I remembered and old anime called star blazers(1979) that I used to watch as a kid. I wanted to share it with u because I don¡¯t think it''s that well known outside Japan. Here are links to episode 1 of original, and a few good clips from the remake.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tytrgmVIwlg https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHt71SuggaBtM28qMTVRlylTd4XoQis2b LOL Sorry this isn''t a chapter but I just checked this account after like 2 days and noticed the 1 and 1/2 star rating. I instantly cracked up. I mean I don''t really care that you left a crap review cause we probably deserve it but still at least leave some words even if its just to say "Fuck you... y-you stupid cucumber" This narrative has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. If you see it on Amazon, please report it. Anyway not that you care based on our 1 and a half star rating (LOL) another chapter will come friday (Probably). Chapter 6 :Scary Old People/ The Rocky Road is Hard (Music of Deh Fappter) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrWrsTNCXnE) ¡°Means Asiz is speaking.¡± ¡°Means any other fegs that exist are speaking.¡±(Some rdm feg) I have nothing against fegs -Etez, 16th May 2016 at 0:52pm Because we have acquired our first 2 ratings, and to celebrate the release of overlord volume 1 on amazon which I have just ordered with amy trigger finger. I have decided to upload this chapter without supervision or waiting to finish chapter 7 first. Ps:Kruten do you like croutons because whenever I see your name that is what I think of. Written by Etez and Sobek Edited by Sobek --- Chapter 6: Scary Old People/The Rocky Road Is hard (Sobek:These chapter names keep getting more and more retarded.) The sun was already setting and one could see a lonely man walking on a rocky road that lies between St.Augustine and Wildrose City. However this area is dangerous because the road lies in the middle of the Zorn forest that is full of monsters. ¡®I wonder how long it will take until I arrive at the city. I¡¯m already walking more than a hour and no city is in view. All I could see until now is a fucking road in the middle of a god damn forest!¡¯ ¡°Sigh¡­ I think for tonight I¡¯ll need to make a camp in this forest.¡± Asiz was talking to himself as he swayed from left to right out of boringness over the road. He had been mumbling on some things since a few minutes ago until he remembered something. ¡°Ahhhhhhhhh! How could I forget something like this¡­ Sigh it¡¯s good that I remembered it. It¡¯s good that through this useless mumbling and thinking I got something to do for now. Status!¡±
Status Interface
Stats
Level 1 Exp. 0/5
Health 400/400 Health Reg. per sec. 48.0(12% of Max. Health)
Mana 200/200 Mana Reg. per sec. 4.0(2% of Max. Mana)
Stamina 87/200 Stamina Reg. per sec. 0.2(8.0 by resting and 20.0 by sleeping; 0.0¡­ if you do heavy physical stuff )
Sub-Stats
Strength 50(+60) Agility 50(+60)
Vitality ¡Þ
Elemental/Magic Resistances
Fire 10%(+10%) Water 1%(+1%)
Wind 10%(+10%) Earth 1%(+1%))
Lightning 1%(+1%) Darkness 10%(+30%)
Light 0% Holy 0%
Mind ¡Þ
Various Effects/Buffs
Info -All buffs by Health,Mana and Stamina are already added to base stats -By Sub-Stats and Elemental/Magic Resistances it¡¯s like this -->Base stat(+buff)<--
Titles
-¡°Herald of Death¡±- +20% in Darkness Resistance, Strength and Agility -¡°Harbinger of god Ichor¡±- +100% in all stats -¡°Immortal¡±- Max. Health is doubled
Racial Traits/Skills
-¡°Status/Profile¡±- opens the Interface -¡°Human Transformation¡±- transforms you into a human or back into a blood angel(in human form all Sub-Stats are halved) -¡°Mana Manipulation Lv1¡±- able to manipulate magic lv1 -¡°Blood Manipulation Lv1¡±- able to manipulate your own blood -¡°Immortality Lv1/High-speed Regeneration¡±- +10% in Health reg., impossible to die from old age -¡°Blood Wings¡±- wings made of your blood will rip out of your back. They will intimidate others and you can use them as your weapons or any other shit -¡°All Language Comprehension¡±- is all language comprehension¡­ -¡°Blood Trait¡±- after you drink the blood of a race you¡¯ll get a transformation skill for it; your stats will get boosts or will decrease, if you transform into the specific race -¡°Chantless Incantation¡±- you don¡¯t need chants -"High-speed Movement Lv1"- at the moment only usable in your Blood Angel form
(Sobek:Lol Etez needs help he has an obsession with tables XD.) ¡°..........ok¡­¡± Unauthorized usage: this narrative is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings. ¡®That sure are some nice stats¡­¡¯ While drooling over the thought of how these powers could have affected the war back on Earth Asiz heard a noise. *rumble rumble rumble* The noise came from inside the forest. Worried for his own safety Asiz threw himself off the side of the road into a rocky ditch. ¡®Ow ow ow¡­ ahhh I probably should have done that more gently.¡¯ While rubbing his bruises he peaked his head out of the ditch. What he saw was a large intersection in the road. One path lead in the direction of the city and another lead in the direction of the forest. *rumble rumble rumble* Asiz noticed a medium sized cart roll out of the forest being lead by 2 mules. An elderly man sat on the coachman''s bench and a granny sat next to him resting her head on his shoulder. The cart was hauling a cargo of apples along with an assortment of other produce. ¡®Pfftt to think that I was afraid of an elderly couple hauling apples around in a cart.¡¯ Visibly relieved he pulled himself out of the ditch and patted his dusty clothes down. Without hesitation he started to walk toward the oncoming cart. ¡°Ahh hello there sir, ma¡¯am I was just wonder-¡± The elderly man''s face hardened and he quickley reached into the pocket of his worn animal hide jacket. ¡®HOLY FUCK IS THAT A CROSSBOW¡¯ Thats right in the old man''s hand was a small hand held device that was loaded with a nasty looking barbed dart¡­ and it was pointed straight at him. ¡°Eep!¡± Asiz made an astonished face and put his hands in the air signaling his surrender. The man slowed down his cart and brought it to a full stop next to Asiz. His face had a look of disgust on it. ¡°You must be one of those young punks from the Delfrio gang! I didn¡¯t think one of you sleazy bastards would be so far down the highway. But don¡¯t think i¡¯ll let you get away with trying to rob me! That''s why I bought o¡¯ll Bessie here, just in case one of you no good criminals came for me!¡± The old man caressed his crossbow as his ¡°wife?¡± gave me the stink-eye from behind him. ¡°!¡± ¡®O¡¯ll Bessie AHAHA this guys naming sense is unreal! Anyway Delfrio gang? Criminal? Sleazy? Do I really look that bad? I mean I know I haven¡¯t really gotten a chance to look at my appearance but damn!¡¯ ¡°Aren''t you gonna say anything before you get put in shackles and made into a crime slave you dirty bastard.¡± ¡°U-um sir I believe you have the wrong idea you see I was just traveling down the road and-¡± *SHUNK* The tip of a small barbed bolt thunked into the ground in front of him making him jump back a few steps back. ¡°HA, you think that I would believe that. Now take out your hidden weapons I know how you bandits are.¡± ¡°B-but sir I don¡¯t have any weapons.¡± By then the man on the carriage had already loaded another bolt into his weapon. ¡°Boy don¡¯t even think about it, if you lay down your weapons i¡¯ll let your sorry ass live.¡± ¡®HOLY SHIT OLD PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD ARE SCARY!!!¡¯ ¡°SIR PLEASE! I¡¯m being completely honest- Asiz quickly pulled of the top half of his clothes revealing that he was infact, not carrying any hidden weapons. Resulting in the old man slightly lowering his crossbow. However, his face still showed a hint of skepticism. ¡°-You see I am also a victim of a bandit attack about 5 hours down the road me and a small caravan of merchants were also attacked by bandits. My entire cargo of flax was stolen, as well as my life savings. I was walking down the road when I heard your cart rolling out of the forest. Fearing that I was to be attacked by more bandits I threw myself into a ditch, until I realized that you were just an elderly couple. You already know the rest of what happened.¡± The man nodded his head and put down his crossbow. This time instead of an angry expression he had one of sympathy. ¡°I take it you¡¯re looking for a ride to St. Augustine?¡± Asiz who still had his hands up in a surrendered position finally let them drop to his sides and let out a relieved sigh. ¡®Goddamn old man you could have killed me! Oh wait¡­ I¡¯m a Blood Angel! A Harbinger of Death! Why am I afraid of an old man?!¡¯ However, just remembering the angry expression on the man''s face made Asiz shiver with fear. ¡® I guess I shouldn¡¯t get on his bad side.¡¯ ¡°Yes please sir.¡± Asiz made a very strained yet honest smile. The old man had also opened up his guarded demeanor and patted his hand on the bench next to him. ¡°Come here boy i¡¯ll give you a ride, the condition that you we have a nice long conversation while we ride.¡± Asiz made a less forced smile up at him. ¡°Of course.¡± The man held out his hand and it was in turn taken. Asiz was pulled up onto the cart. He sat down as the old man''s wife made room for him on the bench. ¡°Ahh thank you for the ride.¡± Just then Asiz noticed the old woman looking to the side with a noticeable blush on her face. Asiz looked down at himself. ¡®... ahh¡­ I see¡¯ It was then that he realized he was still holding the entire top half of his outfit in his hands. The cart driver noticing his struggles laughed loudly, while Asiz himself put his clothing back on. Finally returned to his former state of ¡°clothedness?¡± the old man readied his reins. ¡°It will be about 5 more hours until we reach the city, plenty of time for you to pay your dues. I guess the first thing that we should start with is our names.¡± And thus started Asiz¡¯s epic adventure with the old cart driver. ¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­..¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­.. ¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­.. ¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­.. ¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­.. ¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­.. ¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­.. Jk there is a time skip between next chapter and now. I¡¯m such a troll. Don''t forget to leave a like and subscribe.
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OMG THE BLANK SPAVE VANISHED COMPLETELY!!! I JUST NEEDED TO REARRANGE THE WHOLE TABLE!!! WOW... fuk me Chapter 7 Part 1: St Augastine (Music of the chapter) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW6sEkTGbUc) Btw¡­ as I edited this chapter.. I was drinking water again and again (because I was bored¡­) after the text paragraph My whole life is a lie I was wondering where my water went¡­ (it took me too much by surprise..) ONE MORE THING!!! I didn¡¯t see ANYTHING what Sobek just wrote in this chapter! So don¡¯t complain to me!!! PLEASE!!! Written by Sobek Edited by Etez --- Chapter 7 ¡°THANKS GEORGE!!¡± Asiz yelled as the old man walked back through the throng of people, he waved his hand back in acknowledgment before disappearing into the crowd. *sigh* Asiz turned around and readied himself for new chapter of his life. While riding to St. Augustine Asiz and the old man whom he later found out was named George discussed many things. They had talked of Asiz¡¯s new life and what he planned to do, they had talked of the political state of the world, and George had told him of the bandit plague that had infected the Ruinen Kingdom and its neighbors. ¡®It seems as though there is a gang of ruthless criminals called the Delfrio Death Gang which has infested the surrounding countries. From what I¡¯ve been told the Gang usually deals with anything ranging from Human Trafficking to Assassinations. The royals of the Ruinen kingdom have sent thousands of soldiers and guards to destroy the gang but, their attempts they were unsuccessful. The gang was in too deep¡­. I have also learned that this world uses the cliche monetary system of copper->silver->Gold->Platinum coins, the money however, is used in denominations of 7 making 7 copper= 1 silver and so on and so on.¡¯ Asiz walked through the crowded streets of St. Augustine. He strained to remember the old man''s words. ¡°Make a right onto ventus aly.¡± Asiz briefly glanced at a sign and turned right. ¡°Continue until you get to Dragon Square.¡± ¡®Huh Dragon Square what a boring name.¡¯ Looking around Asiz noticed he was in the middle of a large ring of shops and merchant stalls. In the center of the ring was a large circular fountain with a large dragon sculpture that had water flowing from its mouth. ¡®Wait a second THIS IS A CIRCLE NOT A SQUARE!!! Whoever named this place is either a genius of the next level or they are just really stupid. Or maybe!! Squares are circles!!!!! My whole life is a lie.¡¯ While contemplating this he continued to follow the directions given to him by George. He passed by several market stalls where merchants tried to rope him in and interest him by yelling things like this. ¡°SIR! Are you tired of Horny Polygon Badgers rapeing your loved ones? Well if you are... Buy our Horney Badger repellent NOWWW!!!¡± Or ¡°FISH!!!¡± ¡®Hmm not really sure about that first one¡­. But let''s not think about it.¡¯ Asiz continued forward on his journey to the Abseits Inn. During his walk he passed through some of the seedier parts of the city. Orphans sat on the street begging for food, and some prostitute Onee sans stood on the street corners. It was precisely at that moment that Asiz heard a high pitched feminine scream come from inside the alleyway he was walking past. Turning around he slowly crept towards the dark alley and peaked inside. He heard more small whimpers. When his eyes adjusted to the dark he noticed an ugly man holding a pretty woman up against the wall. She had fair features and if his eyes could see correctly she had long light blue hair. ¡°N-no please d-don¡¯t do this I¡¯ll get you the money.¡± The man smacked her face and she flinched back covering her face with her hands. ¡°Quiet bitch! You will pay with your body.¡± *Slurp Slurp* The ugly man makes lewd noises while thinking about the great time he is about to have, as he rips her shirt off. BUT!! Little did he know that our hero Asiz was about to¡­.. Walk away from the alleyway???? ¡®Heh not my problem I came here to have some fun not to be some annoying hero who saves every Unimportant female he meets and them to his uncharacterized harem. Of course I will still have a harem! MUAHAHA but they atleast have to have a half interesting back story. Not that typical my parents died, and now I want revenge BS.¡± O-our hero Asiz walked away from the alleyway and let an innocent you girl be defile- ¡®Meh happens to thousands of girls a day me saving one won¡¯t change shit.¡¯ OK WE GET IT, YOU DON¡¯T LIKE SAVING PEOPLE AND YOU¡¯RE AN ANTI-HERO!! Jeez just stop interrupting me. Ahem as I was saying. Our hero Asiz walked past the screams and moans of fear and pleasure. While he used his military training to block out any sounds that he perceived distracting to his goals which probably includes my voice. After about 10 more almost identical alleyway scenes Asiz finally came to his destination, The Abseits Inn. It was a medium sized wooden building which looked fairly luxurious compared to the ramshackle homes and huts that lined the slum streets. This story has been taken without authorization. Report any sightings. He walked up to the door which looked like a western saloon door and pushed it open. The hinged doors creaked as they swung open. All noise inside the inn immediately stopped. ¡®Aww if western music was playing right now it would be perfect.¡¯ He stepped through the entrance. The inside of the building was dimly lit and smelled like alcohol and barf. There were several groups of people sitting at tables staring daggers at Asiz. ¡®Cough Cough¡¯ Asiz cleared his throat. ¡°Howdy Partners I was looking for some companions to drink some good whiskey with and wallow in my sorrows.¡± Asiz was met with an even longer silence as the inns occupants continued to stare at him. ¡°Over here friend!¡± Asiz turned to the voice and saw a muscular man sitting alone at a large round table. After the man spoke the bar went back into action and conversations were started once more and the sounds of belching and loud laughter could be heard throughout the bar. Asiz walked over to the man who had called him over and sat down In a chair. A pretty waitress came over and asked for his order. ¡°2 holy firecrackers please.¡± ¡°Ahh thank you for the drinks my friend.¡± The muscular man chuckled loudly. ¡°No problem, I was just wondering what sort of information you came here to acquire.¡± Asiz had a confused look on his face. ¡°Information? No I just came here to drink.¡± The man took a sip of his drink. ¡°AHAHA you think I¡¯ll buy that? This is the Abseits in for crying out loud nobody JUST comes here to drink, this is an information bar.¡± Seeing that he wasn¡¯t going to believe him Asiz sighed. ¡°Fine, I¡¯ll tell you. Although I didn¡¯t come here because I wanted any information I did come here on a ¡°recommendation¡±. ¡°Ahh I see can I get a name? I may be able to help.¡± ¡°Yea I was referred by a guy named Nil.¡± The man nearly spit out his drink. *COUGH COUGH* ¡°N-nil what did he look like.¡± ¡°Hmm tall guy, blond hair and probably pretty handsome, I couldn¡¯t be sure though he was covering his face. I was told to come here to accept a job.¡± ¡°I¡¯ll get the bartender right away he will help you with that sir.¡± The big man quickly got up and hurried away. ¡®Wait wut?! Why did his attitude change so quickly? Is it something I said¡­¡­ HAHAH I¡¯m stupid! Of course it''s something I said. If it wasn¡¯t his attitude wouldn¡¯t have changed.¡¯ Asiz took a sip from his mug. *PFFTT* *COUGH COUGH* ¡®SHIT! This stuff is-¡¯ *HIC* ¡®-Strong¡¯ Soon the burly man came back with someone else following behind him. ¡°This is him sir.¡± He stepped to the side and another man came from behind him. This man was shorter than the one that he had been drinking with but, his arms were GIANT. They looked like large twisted vines that were wrapped around each other. ¡°So you''re the one who is claiming to know my son. I SWEAR IF YOU¡¯RE LYING I¡¯LL KILL YOU! Now that we got that out of the way¡± He held out his hand. ¡°My name is I¡¯m Stefan Zenegade owner of this bar, and Nils father. So tell me why did my son send you to me.¡± ¡°Well you see, while I was taking a nice walk through the woods I happened to see your son and some of his friends¡­ ¡°helping¡± a young lady. Of course being a gentleman myself I came to see If they needed any help ¡°assisting¡± the lady. However he said that he had it handled and referred this place to me, though he didn¡¯t say that his family owned the place.¡± ¡°I see, Let me take you to the back and we can talk about this.¡± ¡°The back?¡± Stefan gave a wide vicious smile. Asiz shivered as he felt the massive amount of killing intent that circulated in the air around him. Part 2 will be out sometime this weekend As you may have guessed from the name St Augustine there Is a church (Technically many churches) in this world. HOWEVER, one of the things I have always hated in LN and fics is that one annoying ass arc where the entire plot gets messed up because of some stupid human supremacist church A-holes. So that being said I am going to make the church more passive and it will have a man in charge like the current pope(An awesome dude who does not discriminate that often.) Anyway I haven''t even done jack shit with the church yet so there will probably be more about this later. I just wanted to clear that up with you because to be honest my top 2 hated things about fics and LNs are Aggressive churches and the MC giving otherworlders tech from earth. I mean if ur gonna do that wtf is the point of even being in a goddamn fantasy world!! But playing with nukes and trading them for chocolate to the otherworlders is completely ok, right? If you know who i mean¡­. I would personally do it. Probably not for chocolate but there are much more things you can get from a trade like that... dufuq There were "certain parts" of this chapter which were made purely for comedy don''t take them too seriously. K? Chapter 7 Part 2: The gang army hybrid thingie (I upload chapter for you SUKA.) (Music of chapter) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbBaSfgNJnE) Sry for the long wait (^_^¡¯) Yes sorry for the wait. When I said l would upload later that weekend I ment this weekend¡­ JK I was engrossed in playing Overwatch and binge reading whisper of nightingale, and change new world. All of which I caught up on.(Im very proud of my achievement) Anyway sorry for my laziness. Suka. Written by Sobek Edited by Etez --- Chapter 7 (part 2) ¡°AHHHGGGG!!¡± ¡®WTF WAS THAT!?¡¯ ¡°Ah you must be wondering what that was.¡± Currently, Asiz was being lead by Stefan to the ¡°Back Room.¡± He thought their final destination would be the small living quarters located in a room behind the bar. However, upon entering the room he was brought to a bookshelf. Stefan pulled a lever and the shelf revealed itself to be a cleverly hidden door, and behind this door was a long stone staircase that led down into the abyss. Now back to the present-- ¡°Oh don¡¯t mind the screams, just a bit of interrogation. You see I am not just a simple bartender. If you lived in this city and maybe even some of the surrounding areas you would have already realized who I am, but since you are an outsider I¡¯ll tell you.¡± Stefan turned towards Asiz with a serious expression on his face. ¡°I am Stefan Zenegade leader of the Augustine Renegades crime syndicate. This bar is as you already know, an information bar, many of the bar regulars are well known assassins, mercenaries and criminals waiting for someone to hire them. As a crime syndicate the Renegades also act as middlemen for any behind the scenes deals or trades between nobles and are the sponsors of the assassins guild which has taken up residence in this inn. The facility which I am about to show you is however, only known to the servants, prisoners who work here as well as some very high ranking gang members.¡± Asiz had a confused look on his face. ¡°But if that is so, then why am I a complete stranger being shown this.¡± Stefan let out a small laugh. ¡°I told my son several years ago that should he find anyone he judges as extremely dangerous and trustworthy that he should recommend them to this inn. I told him that anyone whom he chose would be made one of my lieutenants and a potential candidate for the new leader of the gang.¡± Asiz nodded his head in understanding. ¡°I see potential candidat- WAIT WHAT!¡± In a moment of realization Asiz processed what was just said. ¡°Um sir I say this in all due respect but I will have to decline your offer. I¡¯m not sure I''m even up to the responsibility of being a lieutenant in a criminal empire, hell I haven''t even committed any real crimes until yesterday. And please¡­ I didn¡¯t do ANYTHING! So how did Nil even regarded me as extremely dangerous and trustworthy. ...Please that¡¯s no fun at all!¡± The boss continued to walk down the stairs and didn¡¯t even turn to Asiz as he spoke. ¡°You''re in too deep my boy.¡± ¡®COME ON!! All I wanted to do was have some fun and now I¡¯m part of a gang. Even a high ranking member on top of it! It''s barely been 2 days since I came here and already I¡¯ve been in a number of annoying situations. FUUUCKKK! I know I said I wanted to be a bandit, but all I wanted to do was go on a heist. Who doesn¡¯t love a good heist?¡¯ As they continued to walk ¡®Jesus how long are these stairs¡¯, The mob boss spoke again. ¡°Well my boy I know you didn¡¯t really want to be a bandit but, as a token of my appreciation I¡¯ll grant a list of requests.¡± Stefan turned towards Asiz with questioning eyes waiting for his response. ¡®Hmmmmm what would I do for a Klondike bar? Or in this case what would It take to bribe me to be happy with this situation?¡¯ Asiz thought a minute and pondered over his wish. ¡®CAKE, no brain sthhaaaap! I don¡¯t want cake¡­.CAKKEEE, NO BRAIN I DON¡¯T WANT CAKE¡­.CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE, AHHHHH FIGHT IT DON¡¯T GIVE IN BACK I TELL YOU BACK.¡¯ As Asiz fought off the army of cake that had invaded his consciousness until another voice entered the fray. ¡°IDIOT!! Do you realize how much potential that this offer has!!!¡± ¡®Phew I thought I was gonna succumb to my gluttony there for a second..¡¯ ¡°HEY ARE YOU LISTENING!!!¡± ¡®Huh a voice, In my mind? I don¡¯t remember letting in any stray voices¡­. Odd I do recognize this annoying rude tone though ¡­I wonder where I''ve heard it before?¡¯ ¡°Oi Oi you seriously remember me? It''s been what? Like 2 days. (Hello~)IT¡¯S ME!!!¡± ¡®Hmm I don¡¯t remember meeting any me¡¯s, I do remember this one time though that I met a sergeant named him. What a weird name...¡¯ ¡°Yeah yeah who''s on first, (Hello~)IT''S ME ICHOR!!¡± ¡®OHHHHHHH ok that explains the annoyingness, so what do you want?¡¯ ¡°Have you not remembered your abilities at all? You¡¯re a blood angel¡­ You get powers from drinking blood¡­. Wink wink hint hint.¡± ¡®....¡¯ ¡°Sigh... Fine I¡¯ll tell you, just ask for 2 bloated Vamperus Lamprey. Bog Lamprey look bassically like Lampreys from your world except they are much more deadly, and can use magic. Many of this world''s Lamprey feed on the blood of unknown sea creatures that hold massive power. If you drink the blood held inside of a Lamprey¡¯s stomach you could get a huge reward, that or it could just be the blood of a goldfish. But anyway the risk is worth the reward.¡¯ (http://www.invadingspecies.com/wp-content/gallery/sea-lamprey/sea-lamprey-mouths-ottawa-credit-t-lawrence-glfc.jpg ¡û--- A lamprey) ¡®Ohhhh I see, yeah that sounds pretty cool, but I do have ONE~ question! Why only two lampreys?¡¯ ¡°Well first of all one Lamprey could contain the blood of many different creatures resulting in you getting more than one skill from each lamprey, and also because If you acquire too many skills early on a combination of plot oversaturation and one of the almighty creator''s short term memory loss will turn your butthole into a gaping chasm.¡± ¡®Makes sense.¡¯ ¡°Now, if this whole mess is cleared up I would like you to make your request, because even though I did slow time for our little conversation you will have still been standing there mumbling to yourself about cake for about 30 seconds. So if you want this situation to become any less awkward I suggest you go back to the real world.¡± ¡®Well talk to ya later.~¡¯ If you stumble upon this tale on Amazon, it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it.¡°Yep, I¡¯ll be watching you, try not to die k?¡± ¡®Sure m8.¡¯ Asiz shook his head and blinked his eyes. When he looked up Stefan still had the same expression from before. ¡®Damn time slowing is disorienting.¡¯ ¡°I have decided what I want!¡± ¡°Well its about time boy, it''s been a half a minute of me just standing here, now spit it out!¡± ¡°What I want is¡­.. A sexy Neko maid.¡± Asiz slapped his hands over his mouth. For a second Stefan just stood there bewildered. ¡°WAIT! THAT''S NOT WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY!!¡± ¡°AHAHA its ok boy we were gonna give you some maids anyway!¡± ¡°What I was gonna say before my mind took control over my body was that I want 2 Bloated Vamperus Lamprey.¡± Stefan raised an eyebrow. ¡°What would you need those for? They can be easily obtained of course, but that is a pretty unusual request.¡± ¡°Thats a secret.¡± ¡°...¡± ¡°Anyway it seems that we have arrived at our destination?¡± The gang leader snapped out of his glassy stare and regained his composure. ¡°Ahh yes, follow me.¡± They had exited the stairway by now and were walking down a long white washed hallway made of a marble like tile. ¡°Welcome to the Augustine Renegades crime syndicate.¡± Stefan opened a door. Inside was a large room with dim lights. A large table was at the center and several people ran about with clipboards and other tools. Around the table sat several people wearing grey cloaks that looked almost like the winter combat gear used on earth. The people were pointing at maps and arguing over something. Stefan stood waiting for them to notice us while tapping his foot impatiently. ¡°OY YOU LOT.¡± The entire room quickly stood at attention and saluted. ¡°This is our new Lieutenant his name is¡­.¡± ¡°Asiz Satyr.¡± ¡°Right Asiz Saytr, my son had confidence in him and now i¡¯m bringing him into the fight.¡± Asiz looked at the gang leader with a questioning gaze. ¡°Oh thats right I haven''t told you yet. We the Renegades are the most powerful gang in the area, and we have always been for the past 20 years. We control most of St. Augustine''s government either by bribe, threats, or just by having an inside man. As such we have alway controlled the city behind the scenes making massive profits off of trades that without our control would be otherwise illegal. However, it is not just us there have always been other gangs, of course they could never actively stand up to us or defy the government outright but they have always been there none the less. That brings us to the current topic. Within the past year alone we noticed that a small time crime family that dabbled a little in the drug and human trafficking trade suddenly blew up with business. They hired hundreds of bandits and mercenaries, and even gained a considerable amount of power within the assassins guild. This was surprising in itself because the family did not seem like the ambitious type but it wasn¡¯t alarming. Families rise and fall all the time. But just six months ago, a considerable amount of time after they had begun to consolidate their power we found something truly alarming. Over 30% of our profits had disappeared. Our puppet government began to break, assassinations, random deaths, things started to go wrong. We did however manage to catch one of the assassins who killed the man in charge of running the St Augustine treasury. When tortured we found out that this man was part of the Delfrio gang, the very same gang who had been rising in power. This was an obvious display of aggression so we being the controlling power of the city tried to subjugate this new found threat. 300 highly trained mercenaries were sent to the Delfrio manor. None came back ever since then we have been finding Delfrio agents everywhere and we haven¡¯t been able to figure out where they are coming from. That is why I have been recruiting trustworthy people to help combat them. ¡®Holy mother of speach.¡¯ ¡°So to sum it up there is a hostile crime family that is mysteriously gaining power in the city and you need my help to stop them?¡± ¡°I guess that''s one way to put it. Can you help our cause?¡± ¡®Hmm think about this logically, what are the cons. Not as much time for screwing around, and I have to follow orders. Pros: cake¡­ lots of cake, More blood?, interesting situations, NEKO MAIDS!¡¯ ¡°Lieutenant Satyr?¡± ¡°Mmm Nek~ mmm~ sexyy~mmmmm.¡± ¡°.....¡± ¡°Lieutenant?¡± ¡°WHAT WHERE A-! ¡­Oh sorry. What were you saying?¡± ¡°Do you want to join us?¡± ¡°Oh yea sure.¡± ¡°That¡¯s great you can just follow Vladimir he will take you to your quarters.¡± A large muscular man stood rigidly saluting next to stefan. His face had an extremely cramped expression and he almost looked constipated. ¡°This is Vladimir he is a veteran mercenary. His family has served my family for many years. ¡°Da, I serve.¡± ¡®...¡¯ ¡°Shall we go?¡± ¡°Da.¡± ¡®...¡¯ Vladimir lead Asiz out of the room. The higher ranking members of the gang showed him out with a salute. The hallway was bare and unfurnished. At first they saw a few people running about. But once they got farther away from the conference room. Less and less people were seen. The duo walked in silence for an indeterminate amount of time which lead to an awkward silence. ¡°...¡± ¡°Um Vladimir¡­.¡± ¡°.....¡± ¡°How long are my quarters from the main complex?¡± ¡°..............¡± ¡°Ok..¡± After about 10 minutes of walking Asiz found himself standing in front of the door with a sign labeled. [Officers Quarters:Lieutenant Satyr.] He opened up the door and walked into the room to see a small room that was somewhat lavish. It had a twin bed and a few storage containers for personal items. And had a small red carpet covering the floor. There were no windows in the room, so the only light source was a candle that was resting on top of a small night stand. Turning around Asiz saw Vladimir salute again. ¡°We give you free time to settle. Tomorrow you come to meeting room at 4 PM.¡± Vladimir clicked his heels together and walked off. The wooden door closed with a clunk. ¡®Well that''s it huh? It''s literally been like 5 minutes since I got here. I wonder how I got in this situation. And how did they made the sign in front of my door so fast¡­ I just told Stefan my name not even 10 min ago.¡¯ Asiz walked over to his bed, lay down, and closed his eyes. *Sigh* ¡®First time sleeping since I got in this new world should be good.¡¯ He opened his eyes back up slowly. ¡®But really though I need to try out some of my skills. How can I be in a gang war if I can¡¯t even fight yet? Guess I''m getting up early tomorrow.¡¯ Asiz closed his eyes and for the first time in about 2 days he descended into sleep. --- This Weekend Sorry this isn''t a chapter. (Jk i''m not sorry I don''t care what any of you annoying fucks say.) Ima make this straight to the point. This Saturday is my birthday so I probably won''t have time edit Etez''s "Engrish". I''m having a bunch of friends over for the night so I''ll probably be super tired on Saturday and Sunday, Because whenever I have friends over we don''t sleep and play video games all night while drinking mountain dew and coke to maintain our sanity. So yea I probably won''t have time to edit this next chapter which Etez is writing(because lets face it, it would be unreadable without editing). Support creative writers by reading their stories on Royal Road, not stolen versions. Ps: Wish me a happy birthday or i''ll send you to the Gulags or let the great leader eat you. Side story? Hey guys Its Sobek. Basically Etez was in the middle of writing chapter 8 or whatever it was and he has exams so he cant write. I was bored and just happened to have this thing I wrote about a daydream my brother had. This literally has nothing to do with the main story,but here ya go. RING RING RING The sound of a phone rang through the dark room. RING RING CCHRR A hand reached from under the crumpled covers of a bed and lifted the phone off of its pedestal. The figure wiped his eyes and yawned. ¡°Hello this is chris.¡± ¡°Sir we have a problem.¡± Chris¡¯s facial expression hardened and he scrunched his eye brows before lifting up a notepad and pencil which had seemingly appeared from thin air. ¡°What is it.¡± ¡°Sir we don¡¯t know it just¡­ stopped working all of a sudden we dont even know what happened. One moment we were about to put it up and then we noticed that it wasnt working. Chris scribbled some quick notes onto his note pad and snapped it shut. He held the phone between his shoulder and his neck while he got out of bed. ¡°Ok I¡¯ll be right over, don¡¯t panic. ¡°O-okay please come quick I don¡¯t know how much longer we can hold out.¡± Chris placed the phone back onto the answering machine with a CRCH sound. He walked over to his closet, opened it and grabbed a suit and a brief case. He unlocked the case just to make sure all of his trusty tools were present. With a quick nod of affirmation he snapped the case closed and put on his work suit. He straightened his tie in front of a mirror and then hustled out of the door. It was still dark out and chris was tired but he knew he had to go to work, his job may just save millions of people. He jogged up his short driveway to his car, a 2014 mini cooper hybrid and opened the door. He started up his energy efficient engine, turned on the Disney radio station. And speed down the highway, going almost 30 MPH as to not get into an accident. SCCERRRCCHHH Finally he had reached his destination.a few police cars blocked the streets as to not let anyone get onto the scene of the accident. Chris placed a pair of tinted glasses on and stepped out of his car looking like a total boss. He slowly walked towards the side of the road. A man who he recognized as the one who called him for help was talking to a police officer. When he noticed chris his expression changed to one of expectancy. He ran towards chris and turned in the direction of the problem. If you come across this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it. ¡°What do you think? Can you fix it?¡± Chris looked at the scene unfolding in front of him and sighed. He took off his glasses and sat on the ground in a meditative position. His inner mind reached out and found his problem. A large advertising sign lay face up on the ground a crane was next to it and several burly men were cowering in fear behind it. Chris¡¯s eyes shot open. A ¡°WHAT ARE YOU DOING!¡± He shouted. He grabbed the small mans collar with his hands and shook him. ¡°There is a major problem with this billboard, HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN!??¡± The man infront of him started to tear up. ¡°Were sorry we just.. Couldn¡¯t figure out what was wrong with it.¡± Chris reached down and grabbed his briefcase which was resting against his leg and clicked open the two latches. He opened it and grabbed his trusty tool, a cracked red crayon. ¡°The problem with this sign is that there is nothing written on it. ITS ALL BLANK!¡± The other man''s eyes shot wide open. ¡°My god¡­ How could this happen.¡± Chris walked forward and stepped towards the blank billboard. ¡°I can solve this problem.¡± He crouched down and wrote the words OUT OF ORDER on its blank surface. All of the workers and policemen waited in anticipation. Chris slowly stood up and turned around. ¡°I have done it.¡± All of the men cheered and chris walked back to his car. ¡°Thank you Chris what would we ever do without you.¡± ¡°Don¡¯t thank me thank the entire bill board support department.¡± Chris closed his window and slowly speed back down the highway in his mini cooper. Chris always new that he was destined for greatness. He is the.. Bill board support man. Not a chapter I swear this is the last thing I will post besides chapter plz read tho Bassically a few minutes ago I went on my reading account "Sobek" and I noticed that I had 2 PMs one from a moderator and one from the RR system. I read them and I laughed so hard I cried. The first one from the moderator was about my signature which was "If you don''t click my dragons I will put my ------ in your butt." It got censored for being inappropriate which I find sort of Ironic because PEOPLE WRITING FUCKING PORNOS on this site. But hey I get it I don''t have a mature tag on all of my comments. So that''s ok. But I also got another warning for jokingly commenting something on one of aaron dragons fics saying something along the lines of "Aaron I luv u I will always take ur scaly ---- in my ----" again Aaron writes some porn scenes in his fics too so I don''t really see why that is soo bad. But Apparently making sex jokes in the comments is bad???? Anyway me being me I gave the moderators A sarcastic reply along the lines of "Plz no dad, not the ban hammer" So if I never write again know its because I got the ban hammer XD. Oh yea and I also said "I see where my sense of humor is not wanted, I''ll just go back to Xbox where I am appreciated" And that was to 2 seperate moderators. I hope they take it with good humor, because most moderators I know are overly serious about their jobs. (HAVE you seen those garry''s mod RP mods they take it WAAYYY to seriously) Unauthorized content usage: if you discover this narrative on Amazon, report the violation. So yeah that was just an update on Sobek being a sketchy/rapey person. See you tomorrow with a chapter. If they don''t kill me with the ban hammer that is. Chapter 8: Training Part 1 (Music of the chapter this time by me, Etez https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWaHChwkz9A XD pls don¡¯t hate me for it XD) If you find the plot hole that I purposely left in this chapter you get a cookie. (This is not an excuse for me to not edit last chapter.) Written by Etez/Sobek Edited by Sobek/Etez Emojis(It¡¯s my masterpiece) added by Etez --- Chapter 8 ¡°Mhmmm~¡± Asiz groaned, his sleep had not been as good as it should have. He had tossed and turned the entire night, thinking about¡­ her. ¡®Oh how I miss your edges, your beautiful, curves I even miss your sweet smell. Asiz¡¯s eyes watered as he remembered his companion. He shoved a pillow on top of his face to escape the evil clutches of the sun ¡®Uhhhggg ? It¡¯s already morning? Just five more..ZZZzzz¡¯ Asiz drifted back into his sorrowful dream. ------ Asiz groaned. He came back to the conscious world and found himself in his room once more. His muscles ached and cramped. And his sinuses were filled to the brim causing a splitting headache. He rolled over and stared at his nightstand thinking that he will see the time displayed on his black digital alarm clock, but all he saw was an empty wooden surface. ¡®Oh right, medieval world.¡¯ Asiz sat up and hung his legs from the edge of his bed. He looked down at himself and realized he had yet to change his outfit which had survived a trek through the forest, and a walk through the slums.He gagged when he smelled the pungent sweat filled scent of his shirt ¡®Jesus I really need to get this washed.¡¯ The shirt had been through alot the past few days, between a long trek through the forest, and a walk through the dirty disease ridden slums. Quickly getting out of bed and taking off his stinking excuse for a shirt. Asiz looked through the furniture in his room until he found a drawer filled with 10 pairs of matching grey uniforms. Asiz looked around the room and noticed a few things that he hadn¡¯t the night before. In the corner of the room there was a small mirror. ¡®Huh I wonder if my appearance is the same I never checked did I?¡¯ Asiz looked into a mirror and saw before him, a young man with long blue-grey hair and thin dull maroon eyes. He had a strong jawline, an angular chin, and thin lips. His figure was lean yet muscular. He noticed that when he smiled his face looked very dark and intimidating. The shadows that his hair cast over his thin eyes emphasized their dull red glow and made him look like a certified psychopath. Asiz opened his mouth and noticed that his canines were slightly elongated. Not enough to immediately be called out as abnormal, but enough that if you were looking directly into his mouth you could tell that he wasn¡¯t normal. (His eyes are shaped like Mira¡¯s in The Trinity 7 manga) http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/trinity-seven/images/b/bc/Mira_Manga_Portrait.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20140913045631 Bassically he looks like a really intimidating Griffith from berserk with thin red eyes straight hair(opposed to curly) and elongated teeth.(sorta) Asiz stood in front of the mirror for a few minutes and got accustomed to his new physique by posing and making different facial expressions. Asiz nodded his head. ¡®It''s a bit different from before ,but not that different I think I like it.¡¯ Opening the door and walking out of his room he started to look for the exit to the barracks section of the gangs underground base. He took a few steps and decided to wander the halls to find the exit. --About 5 minutes later ¡®Da Hell?! I have been searching now more than an hour for the exit and still haven¡¯t found it! Fuck this!¡¯ Asiz crossed his arms and huffed. Looking around Asiz finally spotted a few thuggish-looking people walking down the hall. With their boots clacking on the marble floor. ¡°Hey you! Where¡¯s the exit!?¡± One of the men pointed a thumb to himself. ¡°Huh? Me?¡±(one of the thugs) ¡°I don¡¯t care which one of you but someone PLEASE tell me the way out of this damned hideout. The first man made a confused face. ¡°Just go left and then up the stairs.¡±(thug) ¡°Eh?¡± Asiz froze. ¡°Come again?¡± ¡°Go left and take the stairs.¡±He said again. ¡®Fukin¡¯ hell, I¡¯m an idiot i''ve been turning right this whole time.¡¯ ¡°Okay thank you.¡± ¡°No problem.¡±(thug) Asiz took his leave, and made a left. He finally came to the set of stairs he had previously descended when he had learned of the gang¡¯s lair a half a day ago. He stared up the steps which seemingly faded up into the abyss and some point. He groaned. ¡®Fuck¡­.¡¯ ---30 minutes of painful knee bending later Asiz collapsed at the top of the stairs and lay staring at the ceiling. ¡°*Wheez*.. Why are these¡­ *Wheez*.. Stairs so¡­*Wheez*...Fucking long.¡± Asiz lay there for a moment longer, then rolled onto his side. He picked his body off the ground and laboriously stood up. He dusted off his pants and turned around. ¡°EEK!?!??!¡± Asiz jumped back into a martial arts ready stance. When he turned around a large figure was blocking his way. Its eyes drilled into him and looked sharp.. But at the same time uncaring. Asiz lowered his fists and wiped his sweaty brow. ¡°Oh Vladimir it''s just you.¡± ¡°Da.¡± The man with the slavic sounding accent made no further attempt at conversation and just stared at Asiz, who awkwardly wiped his brow. ¡°....Right, then i¡¯m gonna go out for a bit before the meeting is that ok?¡± ¡°Da.¡± ¡°.... Ok then.¡± Asiz walked past Vladimir and came back into the bar. It was still relatively early in the morning and only a few people were in the bar. Walking out the door Asiz plunged back into the slums. There were dirty beggars, homeless children, and occasionally even someone spouting nonsense about the end of the world. (I was reminded of those guys who worshiped the wall in attack on titan.) ¡°Ahh reminds me of good ol¡¯ New York.¡± He took in a deep breath of air. ¡°Haaaa~ Yup! Even smells like it too, albeit without all of the gasoline and chemicals. But the sewage, and piss is still there too.¡± Asiz walked out of the slums and into the market district. The city was set up so slums ended right before the gate so that any adventurers visitors or tourists who visit will enter into the bustling market district instead of the dirty disease ridden slums. He saw people wearing armor and robes wandering the streets, they had various weapons like axes, spears, swords, and the occasional beef kebab. These people were in fact ¡°adventurers¡± Asiz noticed that there was an adventurer''s guild located in the center of the district however, he decided to pass by it on this occasion because testing his strength in Arcadia is more important. Eventually Asiz came to the east gate of the city. He waved hello to the city guards. They returned his wave with a smile and let him pass through the gate. Asiz traveled out of the gate and off of the path towards the Zorn Forest which completely surrounded St. Augustine. He walked a few meters, and then he stopped. Asiz looked around to make sure nobody was near him. ¡®Well I¡¯m gonna try this for the first time. I hope that he was lying about this hurting¡¯ Asiz awkwardly raised out his arm and yelled. ¡°TRANSSSSFORM!!¡± ¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­. ¡°What deh hell why didn¡¯t it wooorrrkkk!¡± ¡®I can answer that question.¡¯ ¡°DA FU-!? Oh¡­ you again.¡± ¡®Yes my child it is me your respectable god Ich- OK who am I kidding fuck all that godly shit I can talk how I wanna talk. YOU CAN¡¯T CONTROL ME WOMAN!¡¯ Asiz stood as he heard half of an argument break out in his head. ¡®Yea yea I know that we need to make ourselves ¡®look good¡¯ for the mortals, but it''s just too much work.¡¯ ¡°.....¡± ¡®C''mon babe you''re embarrassing me in front of my champion.¡¯ ¡°....¡± ¡®NOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT!! No not my vintage 2000 BC anubis action figure I''ve had that ever since I saw a little godling.¡¯ ¡°.............................¡± ¡®Sigh¡¯ ¡®Ok babe fine I¡¯ll act ¡°Godly¡± for the little mortal, GEEZ.¡¯ ¡°...¡± ¡®Ok bye babe don¡¯t forget to pick up some nectar the mini fridge is running low.¡¯ This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. ¡°....¡± ¡®Seriously?¡¯ =_= ¡®Phew she''s finally gone, the attitude on her URRGG. I can¡¯t really be mad at her though her tits are glorious. Ahh now where was I, oh yea I was talking to that Asiz guy I should probably relink our minds, If i remember right he was about to use his transformation for the first time. Heh he still thinks that I was joking about it hurting but that''s an understatement IT FUCKING HURTS. Well that ought to be a surprise.¡¯ ¡°...¡± =_= ¡®Now lets see¡­..shit.¡¯ (?_?;) ¡°....¡± =_= ¡®You heard all of that didn¡¯t you.¡¯ (?_?;) ¡°Yup.¡± =_= ¡®Well crap.¡¯ T_T ¡°Was that your girlfriend?¡± £¨£þ¡õ£þ£»£© ¡®Sigh¡¯ ¡®Right to the point aren''t we, well since you asked I¡¯ll boast a little. That was my fiance Aiolz goddess of the night. She is from a small world not to far from earth. We actually got engaged when I saved her father from certain death. He gave me her hand in marriage as reward..¡¯ ¡°The luck of a pervert is indescribable.¡± =_= ¡®B-But I I¡­. Ok you got me, fine. But her booty is delicious.¡¯ (???) ¡°....¡± =_= ¡®...¡¯ (?_?;) ¡°Well than, can we please get back to the original subject of this conversation.¡± ¡®AH-! ...Yes yes of course¡­.. What were we talking about again?¡¯ ¡°Transformation magic.¡± §ë(?§¥?§ë) ¡®Yes yes I remember now. Well what you did to transform before would have usually worked, however this is a Blood Angel transformation we are talking about here. This is a seraphim level existence there has to be more to it then a simple word.¡¯ ¡°So are you gonna tell me what to do... ¡° ¡®No.¡¯ ¡°Ok then if I ever see your Finance I¡¯m telling her what you said.¡± (©¤??©¤) ¡®Y-you wouldn¡¯t!¡¯ (?§¥?) ¡°Test me.¡± (©¤??©¤) ¡®BAH fine you cheating bastard but mark my words I SHALL BREAK THIS DEADLOCK!¡¯ ¡°Just tell me already goddamnit it''s been like 20 minutes.¡± >_> ¡®Fine, Basically what you have to do is make a small cut on your arm that draws blood, AND THEN¡­¡­ say Transform.¡¯ ¡°......¡± =_= ¡®What?¡¯ ¡°......¡± =_= ¡®Please say something I¡¯m scared.¡¯ (||?§¥?) ¡°I waited 20 minutes¡­¡­...for that. Hell I could¡¯ve gotten a paper cut and it would have worked. Special procedure you say? So what is the procedure for a godly transformation, HAVING A DICK IN YOUR ASS!!¡± ͹(?Òæ?) ¡®Whoa whoa calm down. ?.? Even if you did have said paper cut you still wouldn¡¯t know that it is part of the procedure. I did help right?¡¯ ( ?¡ã ?? ?¡ã) ¡°........ I guess so.¡± ¡®Well then child I shall leave you with that. Plus I have to bring the trash out before Aiolz gets back.¡¯ ¡°....¡± ¡®Well see ya nerd.¡¯ ----------------- Back to just Asiz ----------------- Party ©³(-_-)©¿©»(-_-? )©·©»(-_-)©¿©³(-_-)©· Time ---------------because Ichor is gone--------------- ¡°Well I guess since I spent so much time trying to figure out how to do it I should transform right now, honestly the only reason I wanted to transform was to use my wings to fly to a more secure location and test my other skills.¡± *Crack* After standing in the same position for roughly 30 minutes his muscles had tightened up and moving made a loud cracking sound after his ¡®rusly joints were finally oiled¡¯. ¡°PHEEW that felt good.¡± Asiz lifted out his arm again and this time pinched the skin on the side of it as hard as he could. A small bead of blood welled from the small indentation in his skin. ?(?Òæ?)? ¡°TRANSFOOOORRRRMMMM!!!!!!!!!!¡± ?(?Òæ?)? ¡­.£¨?£Á??£© ¡­¡­..£¨????£© ¡­¡­¡­¡­£¨?£Á??£© ¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­..£¨????£© (¥Î?Òæ?)¥Î ¡°..............WHAT THE HEL-¡± (¥Î?Òæ?)¥Î *SNAP* ¡°KKKKKKYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡± (¨i©n¨i) Asiz screamed out in pain as his shoulder blade violently jolted backwards causing his body to jerk to the side. His other shoulder also suffered the same fate. After many snaps and pops Asiz was left with his head facing the ground panting heavily. ¡°AHHRRRGGGG¡­.. FUK THIS! IT HURT LIKE HELL!!! I AM GONNA KILL HIM!!!¡± Finally out of his 2 distorted shoulder blades sprouted 2 spindly red twigs. Both of them extended for about as long as Asiz¡¯s height. One could see that these twigs were made of a flowing liquid but at the same time were able to hold a solid form. As he strained to deal with the pain of having 2 structures erupt from his skin, the twigs were undergoing more change. Narrow slits opened along the length of the tubes and a sheet of red liquid slowly flowed towards the ground with the same consistency as molasse. Once these sheets reached a considerable length they defied the laws of gravity and stopped in mid air. Not a single droplet touched the ground. The liquid then began to sculpt itself, becoming more defined as each second passed. Eventually a set of beautiful red flowing wings were formed. Each feather was sculpted with a precision that would make any craftsman pee themselves. ¡°HUFF HUFF HUFF¡± (¨s¦à¨t,) The pain that coursed through Asiz¡¯s body had finally stopped. He was left crouching with both of his hands resting on his knees. *AHK* ¡°I don¡¯t think he was lying about this being painful.¡± (£þ©`£þ) Asiz lifted his hands off of his knees and stood up. Oddly he now had some sort of ingrained knowledge of how to use his newfound wings. ¡°Thats weird, its just like the matrix one moment I don¡¯t have wings and the next I know how to use them.¡± Of course when Asiz said that he had knowledge of flight it didn¡¯t mean that he actually knew how to use said knowledge. After 20 minutes of broken tree trunks and faceplants Asiz had finally used his wings successfully. Hovering in mid air Asiz looked over the vast amount of forested land in front of him. His eyes scanned the land for somewhere perfect for using massive destructive powers that nobody would ever see. His eyes lit up as he focused on one spot in the middle of the forest. Without another word he flew towards his destination. -END OF CHAPTAARRRRR MATHAFAKKA!!!- Sorry for the long delay¡­. AHHHHHH!!! I can¡¯t take it anymore. I need to write action scenes IT''S WHAT I WAS BORN TO DO!!!! I know this seems to fast compared to most fictions on RR but to me its TORTURE I have soo many good battle scenes planned but all of this so called ¡°Plot Development¡± Is blocking my way. I will however, endure for the sake of quality. I won¡¯t try to speed this up. With any hope the first fight scene I have planned will be chapter 10. Damn ¡°Character Depth¡± getting in my way HOW DARE YOU!!! Chapter 8: Training part 2 "is it?" I am once again splitting this chapter. I decided to focus entirely on emotions and magic for this chapter. This part will also show a bit more of Asiz''s past which I have neglected up to this point, and will also show that this fic ain''t just a comedy. There will still be comedy though. Also if u have any questions about some of the weird shit I wrote in this chapter. Write a comment and I will PM you an answer. music of the chapter (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n6jCJZEFIto) Written by Sobek Edited by Etez --- Chapter 8 part 2 Asiz flew through the air on his new wings. Every once in awhile a glob of gooey blood would ooze from his wings and fall far down into the Zorn forest. In this way Asiz flew for about 30 minutes. Nothing worthy of note happened during his flight. Asiz finally stopped mid air and hovered above the forest. ¡®This ought to be a good place.¡¯ (._.) Asiz lowered himself down into the forest. He had found the ideal spot to train in an open clearing in the middle of the woods. It appears to have been the victim of a forest fire not to long ago, but still long enough that the first trophic level(mice, insects,small plants) of animals and wildlife had been allowed to grow back. There were a few large boulders on the ground that could have various uses during experiments or training excursions. Asiz looked back at his skills and stats. ¡°If I''m gonna test out these skills I may as well test out the most generic one I see.¡± £Ü(^o^)£¯ The skill Asiz referred to was of course mana manipulation
Mana Manipulation Focus your consciousness on your inner mind to control the natural energy known as mana. If you are wondering how this works don''t think about it. Just close your eyes, scrunch up your face, and strain as hard as you can. If you don''t accidentally take a shit it will probably work. I mean if you can control the force with that method why not mana? Also emotions equal different elements or something.
¡®I guess I''ll try it. But this gets me thinking, can blood angels shit?¡¯ =_=? Squatting low in the center of the clearing, Asiz closed his eyes and strained his innards as hard as he possibly could. (?Òæ?) ¡®....¡¯ (?Òæ?) ¡®....¡¯ (>_<) ¡®....¡¯ (???_??) ¡®....¡¯ =_= ¡®FUCK THIS!¡¯ (¥Î?Òæ?)¥Î
Element Aquired:Fire Due to your sudden and unexpected outburst of anger you have Acquired the affinity for fire manipulation. Use your anger to drive you and fuel your inner flames. The angrier you get the more destructive the fire. So basically think of anything that annoys you. Elements Acquired (2/109834)
¡®Dayum that''s a lot of elements. And they are all activated by emotions?¡¯ (@_@)
Element Acquired:Teleportation Due to high levels of surprise you have gained teleportation magic. Teleportation magic is a sub division of dimensional/spatial magic. Until you Acquire dimensional magic your teleportation may be limited. Elements Acquired (4/109834)
Asiz exited his state of meditation. ¡®Even though acquiring new elements is very appealing i find it quite annoying that I still haven''t actually been able to sense mana. At least I know what I am supposed to do now.¡¯ Asiz re entered his zen and once more focused his mind. ¡®Use your emotions.¡¯ (>_<) Asiz thought of fire, his new element. He needed anger. ¡®Focus your anger.¡¯ (>_<) Asiz thought of his previous life, abandoned and orphaned. He thought of starvation, rats as large as chihuahuas, and his only friend succumbing to the plague. The old anger which he had forgotten for the most part when he died was remembered. His hatred of ¡®them¡¯. Slavery. Corruption. Comrades dying for rich man''s greed. The anger boiled inside of him slowly melting his wax personality. Then, he saw it. ¡ãO¡ã An orb. =_= It had just the slightest tinge of color. A smoldering red burned around its curved edges. It was so vague that it could barely be seen, yet the color was undeniably there. The orb zoomed out and revealed that it was not the only orb. Thousands of dull coloured balls were situated evenly inside of one giant orb. Though many of the orbs were uncolored. 3 of them did emit a faint glow. The first was a slow burning red that felt warm and comforting yet at the same time hungry and malicious. The second colored showed a faint trace of vortex purple. It was a deep color which makes one feel as though they could stare at it for hours on end without break. And finally the last orb was a rich Crimson it had a majestic feeling emanating from it which at the same time masked a hidden savagery and bloodlust. The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings. Asiz reached out for the warm red orb yet could not reach it. He was blocked by the glass cover of the Giant glass orb. Asiz let go of his consciousness and his emotions took charge. Anger, lashed out and melted the glass with a rage. ?(?Òæ?)? Joy, sent a cool breeze to harden the glass and make it brittle. £¨¡ñ£Þo£Þ¡ñ£© Fear, sent a gust of frantic wind and caused cracks to make spider webs up the side of the orb. £¨¡¡? §¥?£© Pride, sent a wall of solid energy to smack the wall with all its might. (£þ©`£þ) Many emotions sent their various elements to pummel the glass sphere until the final emotion sadness came. u_u Sadness emitted a deep longing. It had long since been forgotten in Asiz''s mind and brought with it all of the painful memories of his past. Sadness stood in front of all the other emotions each represented by their respective wave of feelings and memories. However sadness started to change, the formless blob of memories morphed until it became the shape of a woman. One who Asiz had long since forgotten. A heartbroken smile adorned her pretty face as she lifted her hand. A line of energy shot from sadness¡¯ hand and shot straight into the decimated orb. It pierced straight into the glass causing it to shatter. With a rumble huge chunks of glass began to fall into the abyss of Asiz''s consciousness. The elemental orbs which had previously resided inside of their glass cages vibrated until they cracked, sending even more glass spewing into Asiz''s mind. A large shockwave formed and pushed the emotions back a considerable distance. The elements were finally freed from their cages and became a large swirling mass of energy. This mass of energy surged forward and slammed into Asiz''s emotions mingling with them and becoming a large sea of energy. Sadness however remained in the form of the woman and stood on an invisible island all alone in the middle of a raging sea. Suddenly the massive sea became deathly still and silent. An ominous silence passed over sadness¡¯ island. A shadow slowly slithered under the passive sea. The shadow silently moved through the water, circling the island. Water slopped up on the shore quietly. Two ice cold eyes looked up from the shadow. They were half open and looked lazily at the woman on the shore. He forgot about you. She frowned. The shadow seemed to smirk. It dived back under the water and circled the island again. Hisssss We both know that his happy facade will melt. As It hasss before, but thisss time I will consume him. The creature continued its circle around the island. Even her memory cannot sssave him. The things head surfaced. It had a generic shape but beyond that could not be defined any further. It''s mouth opened to reveal a mouth filled with giant teeth. I will consume him, but firsst I will consume you. A wall of darkness surged forward and engulfed the woman. Ahahaha so weak, so pitiful. Is this all the power you have? *BOOOM* The darkness slowly expanded into a symmetrical sphere shape, and exploded. The creature hissed as the darkness was disintegrated by a bright white light, which radiated from a single point on the island. In the center of the light stood the woman. Her eyes were closed as the heavenly light shone around her. Her pink lips opened. ~Begone.~ The light expanded and engulfed everything. The creature reeled and hissed in pain. Bitch, you cannot protect him forever. (¨p ?Òæ?) It dived into the water and was gone. The light faded and left the woman alone on the rocky island. She pointed her hand at the sea of emotions and magic below and shot a beam of white light at it. Immediately the sea began to swirl again. Breaking the ominous silence. Sadness smiled and slowly faded into Asiz''s conciousness. ---- Outside of Asiz''s mind ¡°Oh wow the nostalgia is incredible, I really did feel angry though.¡± Asiz and just exited his inner mind and his legs were still bent in a deep straddle position. Asiz felt a wetness on his cheek. He lifted up his arm and brushed the wetness off. ¡®Are these...tears?¡¯ Asiz looked at the small droplets that had streamed from his eyes. He shrugged. ¡®Now that I have mastered my anger let''s burn some stuff.¡¯ UHHGGG just read the thingie .Ya it''s me fucking crocodile lookin muther fker sobek. The truth about me not releasing a chapter in 2 weeks is partly because I''m lazy and partly not. Etez and I live in different countries(obviously) and his school is still going (I think) while mine ended like a month ago. It''s also really hard to stay in touch with etez. I''ll send him a msg and then he will see it like 4 days later which gets a bit annoying. It''s also due to the fact that I tell him to write somthing, he will say okay sure. And then I look back 3 days later and nothing is written. I mean I get it u have school fine whatever. Bt now I have to write this whole fukin chapter and I have a really shit work ethic. I swear I will be sitting there for 2 fukin minutes I''ll write a paragraph and a half and then BOOM! Motivation gone. I''ll go and binge read other fics for the rest of the day. Stolen content warning: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences. It''s just really frustrating for me that I can''t keep my motivation for 30 seconds. BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO WRITE. I can think it in my head I have the entire chapter laid out in my brain bt when I go to explain it in detail on a Google doc. It''s just like... Kill me. Anyway I do ALMOST have 1 chapter plus a side chapter finished. And I think both of them will be pretty fukin steller. Idk, whatever. Oh yea I''m also virtually creating a new language for this fic (you''ll understand next chapter)I actually created some grammar for it too. I mean it''s not on Tolkien elvish level shit bt it''s not fukin gay(sorry watched to many idubbz videos) It''s 2:40 I''m gonna go make some green eggs and human steak or somthing. Uuuuhhhh go fuck urself and see u later feggs Chapter 8 :Final part Video clip of the chapter, sorry no music today. (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QwR0qwPZeig) Written by Sobek Edited by Etez ------- Chapter 8 final part ¡®Chirp¡¯ A small bird hops off of a fallen tree branch onto the wet ground. ¡®Chirp chirp¡¯ ¡°AHHHHHHH!¡± The bird hops forward, snatches a worm from the ground before taking flight. ¡°AHHHHHHHH!!!¡± Asiz smashes into the peaceful forest. Running as fast as his legs can carry him. ¡°I know they say not to play with fire but isn''t this a little much!!!¡± Behind Asiz a large cracking sound rang out. ¡®FWOOOSSHH¡¯ The tree was instantly engulfed in fire. ¡®RAWWRRR!¡¯ ¡°DAMMIT ICHOR WHY DID YOU GIVE ME THIS SPELL FOR MY FIRST TIME USING MAGIC!!!!¡± Out of the undergrowth a giant phoenix flew. It was made entirely of fire. Everything around it instantly caught fire due to the intense heat. ¡°Shit shit shit!!¡± Asiz ran as fast as he could from the flaming Phoenix which seemed to be following him. ----- Five minutes earlier ¡°... Time to burn some stuff.¡± Reaching into the churning sea of his inner mind. Asiz found himself standing on a small island. His consciousness searched around until he saw a portion of the sea which felt warm and inviting but also savage. He reached out and grabbed the warmth.
Spell learned: Fireball The spell that all scrub fire mages learn after their mana connections are first formed. It is exactly as it sounds, a ball made of fire. If manipulated and trained the fireball can mutate into new spells, magics, and more powerful versions of itself. Mastery: Beginner lvl 1
Due to Race: Blood Angel, an additional spell has been learned. Living fire of the Phoenix The fire of the Phoenix consumes all, it burns and destroys but it also gives life and heals. Use it wise or it will consume you too. Hey there champion. I kinda broke the system a bit and gave you this spell. Anyway go try it out it''s harmless to you I swear. Your God, Ichor
¡°Well if Ichor recommended it it can''t be too bad can it.¡± Closing his eyes Asiz grabbed his mana and willed his knowledge to reveal itself. Though he didn''t have to use incantations, he still had to get familiar with the spell so he knows its strengths and weaknesses. Asiz saw 2 incantations hidden within his sea of mana. One was weak but with almost unlimited potential. And the other was overwhelming powerful. Asiz grabbed the powerful incantation and shouted it out into the trees of the forest. ¡°I am the wing that burns in the night. I am the fire that rages on in the sky. Araise Phoenix, Bring death to my enemies and life to my allies.¡± Asiz felt his sea of mana drain. It drained and drained until there was only a single drop of mana left. Asiz''s hand started to vibrate. ¡®It hurts it hurts it hurts!!!!¡¯ The vibration shook his hand to the point where it felt as though his wrist may shatter. *BOOM* All of the kinetic energy that had charged in Asiz''s hand was released. A large shockwave devastated much of the surrounding area. ¡­. There was silence and Asiz stood panting in the middle of a crater. FWOOSH A tree burst Into flame. One by one all of the fallen trees were flaming. ¡®What the fuck?¡¯ M A dark shadow passed overhead. It emitted an ear piercing screech.
Warning You are unable to control the Phoenix Fire and it will rampage until the supplied mana is extinguished.
¡®Well shit.¡¯ ---- Back to present Asiz crashed through the undergrowth as the giant flaming bird chased him. Several trees crashed and burned on the forest floor. ¡°This goddamned spell! Why would that bastard even give it to me!!¡± Asiz tripped on a branch and stumbled, his silky grey hair smashing into the muddy forest floor. SCREEEEE!! A hot orange light quickly brightened the trees around him as the Phoenix gained on his position. ¡®Shit I can''t run anymore the only way I''ll even have a chance of surviving is to fight. But think about it Ichor wouldn''t deliberately try and kill me. Unless¡­. The reward outlays the risk! That means that I''ll gain something valuable for defeating the Phoenix. Feeling danger Asiz whipped his head around just in time to see white hot flames Bursting towards him. The golden-white Flames flew everywhere. Trees and boulders turned to Molten liquid just from being near the heat of the flames. The Phoenix expecting to its quarry to already been turned to ash, began to turn its first met back on the scene. But then it saw it, a wall of opaque red liquid that signifies its prey''s survival. The Phoenix screeched in anger. At the same time, behind the wall. Asiz stood shakily holding his arm up. A small bleeding cut barely visible on the inside of his arm. ¡®Holy shit! How am I still alive.¡¯ Asiz remembered a large hot ball of fire flying at him, and then his arm seemingly moved on its own to meet it. An incantation came to his lips and before he could even think, he had already spoke the words. ¡°Naru¡¯guhl Procteria!¡± ¡®My instincts must have flared up before I even realized and took precautions to save me.¡¯ The enraged Phoenix screeched and sent 4 more fireballs at Asiz Asiz panicked and once again words from an unknown language slipped out of his mouth. ¡°Naru¡¯falla dulak¡¯or!!!¡± The blood wall split into 8 large pointed stakes that were facing the enemy attack. Asiz pointed his hand towards the oncoming fireballs.Asiz¡¯s brain screamed the word ATTACK but what came out his mouth was something different. ¡°Folarii!!!¡± At his command the stakes shot forward to meet the fireballs. 2 stakes speared through each of the four fire balls causing them to be destroyed and dissipate. The Phoenix seeing that it''s attack had failed, waved its wings forward seemingly clapping them together. This sent forth a large gust of wind which propelled many small molten burning shards from the Phoenix¡¯s wings towards Asiz. If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. Please report it. Asiz''s ancient ingrained survival instincts would not however would not let him be killed. He ran to the side and hopped over a large overturned tree. Several shards thwunked into the bark. Ducking out from behind the branch Asiz pointed his finger towards the Phoenix. ¡°Mortuua!¡± Asizs hand snapped back slightly and a bang was emitted that sounded slightly like a gun. What He had fired was a highly compressed bullet made of blood that was propelled by a highly controlled fire spell. Of course Asiz didn''t know how to do any of this himself and didn''t even really know what he was doing. All he knew was that an ancient word had come into his mind and his blood angel instincts told him to say it. The blood bullet flew through the air until it smashed into a tree next to the Phoenix, splintering the wood and decimating quite a few termite colonies. For few seconds the phoenix looked at the wood in shock, not expecting its prey to attack it. But then it fired back. Projectiles whizzed through the air. Red and orange. They snapped tree branches and cracked into boulders. Asiz dodge flaming bullets and sent back projectiles of his own. However before his bullets could impact the Phoenix they were intercepted by a shield of fiery mana. Asiz and the Phoenix were caught in an intense deadlocked battle in which both parties fought for control over the other. Bullets whizzed and banged, snapped and cracked. (I imagine a Harry Potter duel for this scene. Yeah yeah I know. NERRDDD!!) The Phoenix annoyed that it was being contested by a puny human. Put all of its power into one last attack. A massive fireball formed in its beak. ¡®Ahh it''s going in for one final attack, it seems that I have just enough mana to meet it with my own power. Wow you really do get used to using mana pretty easily though. It already feels natural!¡¯ Asiz put his hands above his head. Soon streams of red blood began to flow from across the decimated forest and form a ball above his head. A blood ball! The blood streams wrapped around each other like a rubber band ball. And quickly a large floating orb of blood was created. The Phoenix gave off a loud screech and sent its fireball at Asiz. Asiz in turn, with great effort pulled his arms from. Above his head and threw the ball of blood at the Phoenix¡¯s oncoming attack. ¡°AHHHHHHH!¡± Asiz yelled with all his might as the 2 attacks defied all concepts of space and time and moved extremely slowly towards each other. Giving the camera time to do jump cut close ups on the faces of Asiz and the Phoenix. With seemingly infinite breath the adversaries screamed at each other for 2 solid minutes. As the final jump cut panned onto Asiz''s face the two attacks hit, causing Asiz to scream even louder as if his screaming could suddenly strengthen the power of his attack. On the Phoenix¡¯s side orange light shone and flickered. And on Asiz''s side a red light glowed as the balls smashed into each other like 2 rivals destined to meet each other in battle. Eventually, The Phoenix ran out of breath and Asiz powered through it with his unending scream of power. The orange fireball was destroyed and fizzled out of existence while the blood ball moved forward and slammed into the Phoenix. Who struggled in the face of overwhelming power before being consumed by the ball and disintegration, completely defying the laws of physics and viscosity in the process. As blood in fact doesn''t cause disintegration. However what Asiz didn''t notice was that when the Phoenix disappeared so did all of the projectiles it had earlier fired, including the one wedged in a particularly large oak tree which, was almost certainly going to fall if not for the spike stuck in its bark. *Hah* *Hah* ¡°I WON!¡± ¡°Jesus that took a while! But now it''s time for my reward.¡± Asiz heard a few snapping sounds, followed by a groan. ¡°Goddammit¡­ I recognize that sound, and I don''t like it.¡± He turned just in time to see a massive tree leaning towards him and slowly gaining speed as it fell. ¡°SHIIITTTTTTTT!¡± Asiz jumped out of the way and the tree slammed into the ground. On the opposite side of the now fallen tree was a small crevice. It was completely untouched and forgotten. An old ancient passage to the deep and dark places of the world, left hidden from the rest of the world by the forest. It was in this passage that Asiz fell, and it was in This way that Asiz met slither. Hey guys hope you enjoyed the chapter. It was a fucking pain in the ass to make. Anyway the next chapter is either gonna be from the POV of slither, or I could just have Etez write an Asiz chapter just depends on the amount of time I have. Also enjoy this thing I wrote while I was delirious from drinking an entire pot of tea at 2:30 in the morning. Comedic Alternate Ending ---- Asiz rolled out of the way of the Phoenix fireballs. And stood up. The Phoenix was instantly defeated at the sight of Asiz''s glistening sweaty body and massive bulge. He wasn''t even hard!!! The Phoenix blushed and turned its head to the side. This action didn''t surprise Asiz in the slightest as everyone knows that if a fiction has a harem tag every companion will inexplicably be a female. No matter what it is. If it''s a fucking Pokemon or even if it''s a watermelon it will always be a female. who goes from being a good strong character, to a really REALYYY thirsty housewife within 2 chapters, you know I was gonna say 3 but I misclicked and clicked 2 instead but that''s fine. Anyway, back to the story. The Phoenix having suffered the curse of the femalemeetingaprotagonistofaharwmfiction changed shape and instantly became a sexy ass woman with G cup Titties flaming hair and the most perfect nose you could possibly imagine. She instantly got on her hands and knees and begged for it. After 3 solid nights of passionate sexual activity. Asiz returned to St Augustine with an exhausted phoenix riding on his back. Of course when he landed ever female. Married, unmarried. Young, old. Gay, or straight all instantly got down on their knees and confessed their love for him. And then he had 3000 children and died of viagra overdose the end. WTF!?! NO! WTF? WTF DID U JUST WRITE?! NOOOO! DUDE WHAAAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU¡­¡­¡­.!?!?!?!?!? PLS!!!!!!!!!! WTF!?!?!??! Noo¡­. pls¡­ wtf¡­..sob *sniff* *sniff* why¡­ hic wtf¡­ hic¡­ Fuck this shit I am out...
I don''t care that the first word is a different color this site is fucking impossible to use on a phone!! Chapter 9:The Cave and The Meeting Written in the first person cause I can. Music of the chapter=too sad 4 me. (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2s6tfzfLEUM) Written by Sobek/Etez Edited by Etez(mostly)/Sobek ---- *clack¡­* A stone falls emitting the first sound heard throughout the cave in centuries. *clack clack SPlooSH* The stone falls into a wide underground lake. The water is crystal clear and cold. Though the darkness gives it a dark and ominous look. The sound of the stone causes the hunched over figure to stop gnawing on the remains of its meal and fix its bright red eyes on the crevice that extends so far above that no light can be seen when looking up. The figure smiles and lets''s out a small but menacing growl. It''s mouth opens to reveal neat and well-kept teeth. All of them are sharp and needle like with barbs, met for piercing and tearing flesh. It drops something on the ground which makes a clacking sound as it bounces away. The creature slinks back into the darkness to observe the first new creature appear in the cave for hundreds of years. ------- Change POV Air, I feel the air. A cold rushing sound whistling in my ears. Am I¡­ Falling? ¡®Oh that''s right. The Phoenix, the tree fell¡­ And.. There was a hole!¡¯ I put my hand in front of me. There is nothing but open air. What''s going on. Why is everything so dark? Oh that''s right, eyelids. I try to open my eyes. Just a sliver. I see darkness and.. ¡®AHH IT STINGS!!!¡¯ My eyelids close on reflex as cold air barrages the dry membrane of my eyes. Holy shit I am falling. Is there any way I can stop this!!? Then I remember. ¡®Duh wings.¡¯ I reach into my blood mana well and make a small cut on my arm, just in case. I don''t have to use an incantation for the transformation spell anymore so I just focus my energies and my body starts to change. Liquid red wings sprout from my back and I can feel my body becoming more durable. I open my eyes. ¡°Aww shi-¡± My wings unfurl but it''s too late. I smash straight into a rocky crag and bounce down smashing into more ledges and offshoots as I fall farther into the abyss. ¡°SHIT!¡± *smack* ¡°FUCK!¡± *crack* ¡°KYAAAA! MY BACK!¡± Finally I reach the bottom of the pit. My head slammed against a slimy stalagmite one last time for good measure. I groaned this is not how I expected this day to go. All I wanted to do was train a bit before the meeting¡­.. SHIT THE MEETING. Goddammit now i''m gonna be late, first day as a lieutenant and i''m already messing up. I took a moment to observe my surroundings. It was dark and I could barely see anything, but from what I could see I could tell that I was in a dark cave, there were large rock formations that were dripping wet and to top it all off, at the center of the room there was a large lake. The water was clear, but in the darkness, it looked pitch black. That''s when I remembered that I had fell down here. So there must be a way out upwards. I looked above. There was nothing there. No light reached through to the bottom, there was no visible way up and out. Well then, I guess I will have to find another way out. But seriously What the fack. How can I fall straight down into this cave and then find that there is no way out from above? ¡°CRZZ¡­ IZ ar..CRZZZ ou there¡­ CRZZZ.¡± Ahh, there seems to be a voice in my head. Only one person who it can possibly be¡­-_- ¡°Hello? Ichor is that you?¡± ¡°Asiz I...barely hear¡­ ou.¡± ¡°WHAT?¡± ¡°I SAID I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU!! Oh¡­ that''s better.¡± ¡°...¡± ¡°Where the fuck are you!? My godly sensors can''t find you anywhere. I thought you died.¡± ¡°Well its kinda dark and I can¡¯t see.¡± ¡°You have Phoenix flames don¡¯t you?¡± ¡°Well yes, that reminds me¡­. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!??? WERE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME??!! CAUSE YOU NEARLY DID!! IF I HADN¡¯T HAD ALL OF THAT WEIRD KNOWLEDGE TO PROTECT ME I WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD!¡± ¡°Hmm?? What knowledge?¡± ¡°This weird language, it sounded like some sort of LOTR shit. Every Time I needed to do something with my magic like make blood spheres or shields, words would just come to my head. I would speak them and then the magic I wanted to happen would work.¡± ¡°Well I''ll be damned.¡± ¡°What?¡± ¡°It seems that along with my blood magic, you also gained another skill.¡± ¡°.... And what might that be.¡± ¡°It seems like from what you described, you gained knowledge of the ancient language of the blood angels, Zon Talu. You see many thousands of years ago on the world of Rela the civilization of the blood angels was thriving. I had created Rela specifically for the blood angels. And much like your previous world Earth, the blood angels were the only sentient race inhabiting their world. I was their god I watched over them and made sure that they didn¡¯t stray to a path in which other gods might try and destroy them. But, much like the humans on earth the Aran¡¯ichor began to stray from the path I had set for them. They began to stop believing in me, Atheist movements began, and science became the world''s primary focus. I, their protector was all but forgotten as new religions popped up, creating minor gods who battled for control of the populace without even knowing I existed. The people of Rela looked to the stars. In the year 9340 of the Rela calendar. The first intergalactic space cruiser was constructed. Bringing my people into intergalactic politics. Of course, they weren''t ready for this and after just three years. The tiny planet of Rela was destroyed by a number of intergalactic powers, killing an entire race and ending the short history of the blood angels.¡± ¡°Cool story, but what does that have to do with me knowing their language.¡± ¡°Hmmmm good question, I don¡¯t actually know¡­ For some reason I just felt compelled to tell you the history of the race I created. But what I do know is that for some reason you know their language. By the way what did you get for beating that Phoenix?¡± ¡°What do you mean what did I gain?¡± ¡°Did you even look at what you got? Well whatever just say Status and It should tell you.¡± I felt stupid. How could I even forget about that!? I haven''t looked at my level in forever. ¡°Status!¡±
Skill:Blood Of the Phoenix Due to your defeat of the summoned monster ¡°Divine Phoenix of The Orange Sun lvl 10¡± you have gained the passive skill Blood of the Phoenix
Gained +1% Fire Elemental/Magic Resistance
Gained 201 Exp.
Status Interface
Stats
Level 6 Exp. 46/160
Health 183/600 Health Reg. per sec. 72.0(12% of Max. Health)
Mana 117/300 Mana Reg. per sec. 6.0(2% of Max. Mana)
Stamina 27/300 Stamina Reg. per sec. 0.3(12.0 by resting and 30.0 by sleeping; 0.0..1 if you are tired/exhausted)
Sub-Stats
Strength 150(+180) Agility 150(+180)
Vitality ¡Þ
Elemental/Magic Resistances
Fire11%(+10%) Water 1%(+1%)
Wind 10%(+10%) Earth 1%(+1%))
Lightning 1%(+1%) Darkness 10%(+30%)
Light 0% Holy 0%
Mind ¡Þ
Elements/Affinities
Blood Fire Teleport Phoenix Flames
Various Effects/Buffs
Body Status Mental and physical exhaustion, tired, slight bruises, broken bones Current (racial)form Blood Angel
Info All buffs by Health,Mana and Stamina are already added to base stats By Sub-Stats and Elemental/Magic Resistances it¡¯s like this ¡ú x (+buff) ¡û
Titles
-Herald of Death- +20% in Darkness Resistance, Strength and Agility -Harbinger of god Ichor- +100% in all stats -Immortal- Max. Health is doubled
Racial Traits/Skills
-Status/Profile- Opens the Interface -Human Transformation- Transforms you into a human or back into a blood angel(in human form all Sub-Stats are halved) -Mana Manipulation Lv2- Able to manipulate Lv2 tiered magic and lower -Blood Manipulation Lv1- Able to manipulate your own blood -Immortality Lv1/High-speed Regeneration- +10% in Health reg., impossible to die from old age -Blood Wings- Wings made of your blood will rip out of your back. They will intimidate others and you can use them as your weapons or any other shit -All Language Comprehension- Is all language comprehension¡­ -Blood Trait- After you drink the blood of a race you¡¯ll get a transformation skill for it; your stats will get boosts or will decrease, if you transform into the specific race -Chantless Incantation- You don¡¯t need chants -High-speed Movement Lv1- Speed(Agility) multiplied 10 by move
Learned Spells
? Fireball ? Beginner lvl 1 - A normal Fireball, you know? ? Living Fire of the Phoenix ? Lvl ??? - Some dangerous shit
¡°Wow! I am level siexxe~ now! Fighting that Thing did give me some pretty good benefits.¡± ¡­ Asiz felt a dull pain in his back and legs. ¡°AHH FUCK! I just noticed that my body hurts like fucking hell!¡± ¡®If I think about it the cause is probably me falling thousands of metres, hitting dozens of rocks and other obstacles protruding from the walls and finally crashing into the cold hard ground.¡¯ While thinking about the cause of this ungodly pain, my left eye began to dim, and my head began to float. For a second I became weightless. I felt relaxed. I could just¡­. Fall asleep.. And¡­.. *thud* ¡°Asiz!! What was that?!¡± You might be reading a stolen copy. Visit Royal Road for the authentic version. ¡°Uhhgg sorry I think I passed out.¡± I put my hand on my head and tried to wake myself up. My left eye though wtf was that? Why would it just dim? ¡°Haaa?¡± ¡°What do you mean haaaaaa? Are you fucking deaf? I said I fell over!¡± ¡°Why that?¡± ¡°Apparently I have some abnormal statuses and my Health, Mana and Stamina are extremely low¡­ Right now, I''m barely regenerating at all!¡± ¡°Ahh I see. The problem lies probably in your low Stamina and abnormal Statuses, because of that your Health and Mana regeneration are working slowly and, or not properly.¡± ¡°So when the abnormal Statuses are properly healed. And that will take what? Like, a few hours, My Regen will work again? ¡°Yes. Not only now but every time the more your Stamina drops the slower your Health regens , Mana and Stamina reg. will work though.¡± ¡° And do you remember when I said that it¡¯s dark and aren¡¯t able to see?¡± ¡°Yeah?¡± ¡°After this fuck of a phoenix that I think I summoned? attacked me. I fell over a cliff into a ravine(I think?), hit a few dozen rocks that were protruding out of the ravine? walls and after a few more minutes hit the fucking ground!¡± ¡°What that makes no sense! Even if you fell to Arcadia¡¯s core I would still be able to find you! There must be some other explanation. Quick! Just a basic flame spell and throw it towards the center of the room!¡± I do as he says and create a small flame in the palm of my hand and throw it to the center of the room. The flame explodes like a flare and lights the cave with light for a second. It''s.. Just a normal cave. Stalactite and stalagmites dripping with water. And a large black lake that I have to admit does look rather creepy. The light went out and the cave went back into eerie darkness. ¡°Did you do it!¡± ¡°Yes I di-¡± ¡°What did you see! Oh shit what if it''s him! Tell me what did you see in!¡± ¡°Geez! Alright alright! It''s just a normal cave. What the fuck is your problem? And what did you mean by ¡°him¡±?¡± I heard a creak and Ichor let out a large sigh. I could almost imagine him sitting in a swivel chair talking to me through his godly RAZER headset while playing a game of counterstrike in the background. ¡°Don''t mind that, but right now you need to survive. The number of places that my powers cannot reach I can count on my fingers, and none of them are good places to be. You described the place you fell as a damp cave with a large black lake correct?¡± ¡°Yes what of it?¡± ¡°I may have an idea of where you are, it''s one of the nastiest places in the universe. It''s the cave of-¡± ¡°ICHOR!!¡± ¡°Shit. I''ll be right out Aiolz!!¡± Is that¡­ His fianc¨¦? ¡°The council briefing is in five minutes. What are you doing in there!!!¡± ¡°Hold on Aiz I''ll be right out I''ve gotta change!¡± ¡°You said you were changing 20 minutes ago what were you doing then!?¡± ¡°Dammit woman lay off me- Well I''m changing now that''s all that matters!¡± ¡°Come on if I¡¯m not at the meeting daddy will kill me!¡± ¡°Shit! Sorry Asiz I would stay any other time but I really have to go! I will give you some advice though. If you thinks something is watching you don''t move, don''t blink, don''t even breathe. Remember your skills and use them well. Good luck. Ichor come onnn!!! I''m Commminnnggg!!¡± The link between our minds ended. Ichors last words sunk in. A shiver ran down my spine. It was just like he said. I could feel them. The eyes.. Watching me. ------- Change POV ¡°We need to do something!¡± A red faced man with a pot belly slammed his fist onto the marble table. ¡°Calm down Bacchus there is no proof that this happened. We can''t just act on some rumors from the outskirts of the universe.¡± The one who spoke was a deep voiced man wearing a Roman style white tunic embroidered with glittering gold and purple fabric. He stroked his long grey beard as he spoke. Bacchus stuttered his face becoming even more red with anger. ¡°What do you mean rumors?! There are no rumors here! 20,000 of my maenads are dead, their souls gone even the council of death gods don''t know where they are. And I should know I asked Anubis in person and he couldn''t find them either.¡± A dark skinned man wearing nothing but a pair of pants also spoke out. ¡°I agree with Bacchus, some of my followers in the outer reaches went missing as well. And I have lost contact with the priests from an entire solar system that I created awhile back.¡± The bearded man sighed and stared out into the lush gardens that surrounded the marble pavilion that they all say in. ¡°Shamash, Bacchus your concerns are duly noted but I assure you that if he was alive his former associates would already have informed us.¡± At another part of the table a man covered in green scales with red eyes frowned. ¡°Yesss I would feel it if he had returned If he was anywhere In this universe I would know about it.¡± The man looked over to an old woman sitting at the other side of the table. Who nodded in agreement. ¡°Yes what Sobek said is correct, if he was anywhere in this universe we would know about it.¡± All of the people sitting at the table looked back to the bearded man sitting at the head who was once again stroking his beard. ¡°Yes what Sobek, and Nekhbet have said is correct. However I am not denying that something considerably powerful may be in the outer reaches of the universe. I will send Jesus and a squad of Valkyries to investigate.¡± Most of the people sitting at the table nodded in agreement, while a few frowned or scowled in annoyance. Suddenly another voice rang out through the pavilion. *sigh* ¡°Odin you really don''t know what you''re doing anymore.¡± All heads turned towards the voice. Standing on the marble road that lead to the building''s entrance was an unremarkable looking man whose arm was linked with that of a beautiful woman. The man was thin, and average height. He had thin eyes with maroon pupils, and brown hair. All in all he looked completely average. Someone you could easily overlook. The woman however was very beautiful. She has Raven black hair that shimmers silver as it moves, almost like a clear night sky. She is tall and lean with a sizable bust size. Her eyes however were the real part of her beauty. They were oval shaped and had pupils the color of the moon. The one who had spoken was of course the man. Who had a thin smile going across his lips. Odin, the bearded God, scrunched his eyebrows. ¡°You have no right to be here. Hell I don''t even know how you got here you can''t even get here without someone inviting you. And I know nobody here would invite a former Dark Lieutenant. Odin eyed everyone sitting at the seats. When his eyes passed over Sobek and Nekhbet they lowered their heads in shame. ¡°Well I know I wasn''t invited but Aiz certainly was she was called to take her father''s place at the council and as her future husband I was automatically invited.¡± The man¡¯s smile never dropped as the couple moved into the pavilion. However they discovered that there was only one free chair at the table. *sigh* ¡°Guess this ones yours Aiz.¡± Aiz giggled and rolled her eyes as the man pulled back the chair for her and bowed in an exaggerated manner. ¡°Stop it Ichor we all know you aren''t the gentlemanly type.¡± Ichor waved his hands and fell backwards. But before he hit the floor a fancy throne made of marble sprouted from the ground. Ichor lazily leaned back into his chair and closed his eyes. ¡°So Ichor lord of blood and judge of the damned what was so important that you needed to interrupt our conference with your wretched presence. I hope it''s not to whine about your race being destroyed again¡± Odin said mockingly. ¡°Of course lady Aiolz of the starry night is always allowed on account of her noble heritage.. Odin nodded towards Aiolz who gave a neutral expression in return. Ichors demeanor changed for a second and the air around him sharpened, his face became shadowed and all that could be seen were his maroon eyes which seemed to glow in the shadows. His smile widened and showed his sharpened canines. He leaned forwards in his chair and put his fingers together into a tent. All of the people at the meeting shivered. This was the miasma of the soul reaper, the blood drinker, commander of the chaos hordes. Not some silly NEET God who sits and plays video games all day. ¡°You''re all wrong I''ve felt it.¡± He looked at Sobek and Nekhbet. ¡°You two you''re lying. I know you''ve felt it too. He''s back again. You are running from the truth.¡± The two divine beings lowered their heads and hid their expressions. Ichor tilted his head to the side and widened his thin eyes. ¡°No¡­ You''re not lying.¡± Ichors smile widened even further. ¡°You''re¡­. hiding something.¡± Once these words left his lips the whole pavilion was thrust into chaos. Sobek and Nekhbet kept from their chairs along with a woman and another man seated farther down. Nekhbet sprouted wings from her back and she screeched loudly. Sobek''s bones cracked and he began to grow. His muscles swelled and his fingernails grew into claws. The other woman shouted words in a strange tongue and a glowing purple vortex appeared in which she pulled herself and the other man into. The vortex closed immediately after they entered it. Sobek laughed and reached his scaly hand towards Ichor. ¡°My lord why not join us I¡¯m sure he would be happy to see you.¡± Ichor put his hands in his pockets and stood from his seat. ¡°Sorry friend but I have other ways to relieve my anger, besides virtual bodies are much more fun to drop than real ones. You should go before the others start to move, they won''t spare you like I am.¡± Nekhbet spoke next. ¡° Sobek we have to get out of here quick let''s go.¡± The crocodile God growled and grabbed onto Nekhbet who said the same words as the other woman and flew into the purple vortex that appeared transporting Sobek with her. Ichor waved and yelled back to them. ¡°Say Hi to Set for meeeee!!¡± Ichor looked back at the council of gods and goddesses who were still somewhat in shock. The only one who had recovered was Odin. ¡°Sobek, Nekhbet, Hecate, and Dagan. All traitors.¡± Odin looked at all of the gods and goddesses of the council. ¡°We have been tricked. Warn the pantheons and your minor deities. We need to prepare for war.¡± Odin glared at Ichor. ¡°And you leave this place and never return. You are more fit to lead the death God council than to be married to a flower such as Aiolz. I should have put you to death after the last war. Brothers, sisters let us prepare¡­ FOR WAR!¡± The gods began to leave in shocked silence using their powers to warp to their respective territories. Eventually Ichor and Aiolz were the only ones left in the peaceful gardens of Eden. The area picked for the council of gods meeting. Ichor looked down at his fianc¨¦ who was still sitting with a vacant expression on her face, her eyes glassy and unfocused. He smiled to himself. ¡°I must say that was some damn good acting.¡± He looked into the blue sky. ¡°Well now I''ve done my part¡­ It''s your turn Asiz. Don''t fail us. ------- And dat is the end of deh chapter. Hope u enjoyed because I''m probably not gonna be able to write next week. I''m going to the Bahamas!! Anyway I. Just wanted to clarify that Ichors change of¡­ Personality in between the POV change was on purpose and I''m not and idiot. Well that last part might not be true, I am an idiot. Anyway see y''all later.
Etez U forgot to put Asiz''s AGI into the table. Chapter 10: [Clickbait] Hey guys it''s me again, sorry for the long break, I was on vacation in the Bahamas. Anyway there is an important thing happening. Etez is making his own fiction *claps*. It will be in a few weeks, but this also means that I will now have to split my attention between writing this and editing Etez¡¯s fic. As will he, so my uploads will slow even further because I''m already a slow ass writer. Back 2 third person. Deal with it. Written by Sobek/Etez Edited by Etez(mostly)/Sobek ---- Asiz shivered. There was an ominous tinge on the air. He could feel a pair of eyes trained on him, but could not locate their owner. He created a small fireball in the palm of his hands and held it up in front of him. ¡®I''ve got to find a way out of this cave before the thing that lives in this cave attacks me.¡¯ Asiz turned around only to be met with a pair of large red eyes. ¡°HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!¡± The fireball in Asiz''s hand surged forward at the figure behind him.but before it impacted, the fireball stopped in mid air. It imploded in on itself and dissapeared into a single point in the air. Asiz was plunged into darkness once more. The red eyes stared inquisitively at him through the darkness. A feminine voice rang out through the cave. ¡°I haven''t had company in a long time.Would you like some tea?¡± A ball of light flew up into the air revealing a scantily dressed woman crouching on on top of a rock. Her skin is the color of caramel, even after being shut off from the sun for who knows how long. She has messy silver hair that reaches down to her legs, and drags across the wet ground as she moves. Her body was very beautiful with only the dirty ruminants of a beautiful dress covering her important spots in a cave-woman fashion. Asiz noticed that she had long pointed ears that jutted upwards from the side of her head. ¡®An elf?¡¯ The ¡®elf¡¯ woman not waiting for Asiz to speak hobbled Down from the rock on all fours and brought out a few poorly made stone mugs. She clambered over to the side of the small pond and dipped the cups into the black water, filling them up. She created a small fireball with her hands and heated the water. While muttering to herself. ¡°No Mylord, no. Oh we can''t send away our honored guest can we, maybe he can help us remember.¡± Asiz tilted his head to the side. And stepped towards her. ¡°Help you remember what?¡± The woman looked towards Asiz with a confused look on her face. ¡°Remember what?¡± ¡°You were just saying something about me helping you remember something.¡± The woman''s red eyes lit up. ¡°Yes, yes you must help us remember our mission.¡± Asiz was confused. ¡°Our mission? But besides me and you there is no one else here.¡± The woman''s face was bright with happiness and she opened her mouth revealing slightly pointed canines. ¡°Yes our mission. Me and¡­.¡± She put her finger to her lip and closed her eyes for a moment. Before opening them up again. She looked even more confused than before. ¡°Oh it seems as though I have forgotten.¡± The woman grabbed some foul looking plant from a hole in the rock and smashed it to a pulp with a rock before putting it into the boiling cups of water. ¡°Yes, yes boil the tea.¡± She hummed. Asiz sat down on a small rock while keeping a close eye on his surroundings to make sure he was safe. But it seemed as though there was nothing else alive in the cave with him besides the forgetful cave elf. ¡°What did you forget miss.¡± The woman snapped her head towards him, and he could feel an icy aura surrounding her. ¡°I would never forget anything master told me, Worm. Do you know who I am!¡± Asiz could tell that this woman was as volatile as an active volcano and was probably as mentally stable as one as well. In other words she was unpredictable and dangerous. ¡°And.. What did your master tell you.¡± The icy aura instantly disappeared and the woman went back to preparing her tea while smiling to herself. ¡°My lord said that if any travelers arrived, weary from their travels. I should welcome them into my home and make them a cup of tea using the ingredients he left me and once they reach the bottom of the cup. Then they will help me remember my mission.¡± Finally finished concocting her tea the woman crabbed the stone mug and thrusted it towards Asiz. Asiz took the cup from her hands. And held it with both of his allowing the liquid inside to warm his fingers. He glanced curiously at the liquid inside. It was a murky brown color. And had a strange scent to it. Curious to see why the woman''s master had wanted someone to drink the tea. He took a sip. It was sweet. The flavor and scent intoxivated Asiz. And soon he found himself swimming in a see of colors. His head was floating above it all on a fluffy white cloud. Soon Asiz''s eyes drooped closed and he fell into a drug induced sleep. ----- ¡°Huh?¡± Asiz couldn''t see. He felt weightless. ¡°What is this? Where am I!¡± Suddenly Asiz was floating over a swamp. A dark big as far as the eye could see with black water and bleak grey clouds. The bogs swampy ground however, was littered with corpses. Dark skinned elvish Men and women wearing menacing black armor laid alongside human men and women wearing silver and gold plated armor. Crowd gathered to feast on the dead. And vultures circled overhead. At the center of the abandoned battlefield was a woman. She was wearing the black plated armor and could be identified as an elf. Before her was a regal looking man, he was a human and sported the same gold and silver armor as his fallen comrades. He coughed up blood and fell to his knees. The woman put her hand on the hilt of her curved black steel scimitar and drew it from its hilt. ¡°Youve doomed us all. The forces of evil will decimate our world and many others because of you.¡± The woman''s eyes narrowed. She spoke with an accent that rolled off the tongue like waves. ¡°You are the only one that has been doomed. You lead your armies through my homelands thinking that you would subjugate us under your will. You were wrong. I will send your head back to your bitch of a queen and continue living for those that fell today to protect our sovereignty.¡± The woman lifted up her sword and swung down. ¡°Darkness will consum-¡± SHRRKK The man''s head dropped and squelched into the mud. The woman wiped the blood from her sword and placed it in its sheath. She glanced back at the body of the man one last time and walked away. This story has been taken without authorization. Report any sightings. The memory distorted and black mist swirled around the edges of Asiz''s vision. The scene changed Asiz was back in the cave. But this time it looked different there were torches hung around the walls and in the center of the black lake there was a tall rock. And on top of that rock, the same woman from the previous vision was chained. She was battered and bruised. But every time she pulled on one of the chains it would creak and pull as though it would snap. Her eyes burned with hatred and she screamed in annoyance. In front of her was a large formless mass. From within it 2 Opal colored eyes shined. A deep voice emanated from the cloud. ¡°TRAITOR! I leave you to rot in this cave for an eternity!¡± The woman laughed madly. ¡°Go back to the abyss and lick your wounds, you have no power here anymore. If you stay the gods will hunt you down and destroy you forever!¡± The cloud let out a bombing laugh. ¡°You don''t know what you have done girl. This isn''t the only place I have dominion of. This is barely even a loss for me!¡± The cloud imploded on itself and disappeared. The woman let out a sigh and her body slackened against the chains. Her arms were held up by the chains and she lay there hanging with her eyes closed. Asiz watched and an eternity passed. He watched her.. Hanging there for thousands.. No hundreds of thousands of years. He saw her grow thin and her hair grow messy as time passed. The woman cried out and Asiz saw as a bright light emanated from her forehead. ¡°I shall not sit here idly. Within this stone I put my sanity, my memories and my identity.¡± A small purple stone emerged from her forehead and fell to the floor. ¡°I Slitheria Norna Fergen queen of the Azora Fergen race cede my soul to the stone of fergen in order to keep my personality safe.¡± A blue ball of light exited Slitheria¡¯s mouth and entered into the purple stone. The light within Slitheria''s eyes was replaced by an insane broken one and she was left cackling crazily. Many more years passed and The once proud queen of dark elves was reduced to a psychotic messy haired woman who began to speak to herself about nothing and ramble on about meaningless things. And the whole time the purple stone sat in front of her providing the only bit of light in the dark cave. The mad woman began to worship the stone and regard it as her God. Time speed up again and Asiz watched Slitheria for thousands of years. And then, finally time slowed to its regular pace once more. It was just another regular day. Slitheria was whispering to herself and staring into the purple light of the stone. When a noise rang throughout the cave. A man shrouded in darkness stepped over the rocks and approached the her. He stopped in front of her and looked at her for a moment. Then he stooped down and looked at the purple stone while in a squatting position. At this point Slitheria was staring at the stone with a vacant expression. The cloaked figure reached down and grabbed the stone. Slitheria''s red eyes widened. And she looked up as the man put his hands on his knees and lifted himself off the ground. Tears glistened In her eyes. ¡°M my lord, you have come!¡± ¡°Yes Slither I have come. And I have something for you to do.¡± He reached his hand above his head. And wind whipped around it forming a small cyclone. Lightning crackled inside the mini tornado. In his hand formed a broadsword that seemed to be made of lightning itself. The blade was grey and clouds could be moving inside of it. While lightning crackled out. ¡°I free you from your chains!¡± He swiftly swung the sword down and broke the chains that had bound their prisoner for thousands of years. The chains cracked and tinkled as they fell to the ground heavily. The man opened his Hand and the sword dissipated. Slitheria crawled on her knees and prostrated in front of him. The man reached into some unknown crevice in his cloak and pulled from it, A bundle of very familiar herbs. ¡°I have a mission for you my dear.¡± ¡°YES YES ANYTHING FOR YOU MY GOD!¡± The man nodded in agreement. ¡°Yes yes very good. Now don''t forget these words.¡± He then crushed the purple stone. A small blue ball of light flew out, and before it could escape the man grabbed it and stuffed it into the herbs. He then sprinkled the purple dust of the stone over the herbs. ¡°Take these herbs, and put them in the shelf of that Boulder. Keep them hidden from sight until a traveler comes.¡± He handed the herbs to Slitheria. ¡°When a traveler arrives boil water and pour it into these goblets.¡± He waved his hands and some of the dark mist which shrouded his appearance transmuted into a pair of beautiful jewel encrusted goblets. And though they looked very different Asiz could tell they were the same pair that he and Slitheria had drink tea from before he passed out. ¡°Steep the herbs into tea using these goblets as your cups. You must both drink from the goblets. This is the most important part, YOU MUST BOYH DRINK FROM THE GOBLETS. Do you understand?¡± ¡°Yes my lord this one shall remember even if I must wait a million years.¡± ¡°Good.¡± Said the man. His body then turned to mist and he was gone. When he vanished Slitheria took the goblets and the herbs and put them on the rock shelf as the man had instructed.And began to explore the cave. Asiz''s vision suddenly changed and he couldn''t see anything. He felt the cold ground on the back of his head. He lifted himself up into a sitting position. ¡°Uhhgg what happened.¡± He then heard a beautiful voice. The same one he had heard several times in his visions. ¡°Ahh I''m sorry, please allow me to explain.¡± Asiz''s eyes snapped open and I above him was a woman. She looked beautiful her olive skin shined with a purple tinge, her silver hair shimmered in the dim light of the cave, and most of all her red eyes were now free of madness. She stretched out her hand, offering for Asiz to take it. ¡°Nice to meet you.I am Slitheria Norna Fergen, Queen of the Bog Elves, and your new traveling companion. Please take good care of me.¡± Hey it''s me again. Just had a little note I wanted to say. I know it seems like all of the things happening are unrelated and my plot is really messy. But I swear it''s not you just can''t see the full picture yet