《Superficial Story》 Chapter 1 - Whatever the Fuck I do whatever the fuck I want to do. That¡¯s how I have lived my whole life, and also why I died. And probably the reason why the demon in front of me is reading the papers with a complicated look on his face. [Demon] - ¡°Complicated¡­ that won¡¯t do¡­ uh-uhn.¡± ¡°What¡¯s the fucking problem?" The demon takes its glasses off and looks at me. He¡¯s an ugly motherfucker with a face like a certain alien from an iron-chested World Body Builder and movie star from the 80¡äs. [Demon] - The problem, mr.Takaraha, is that you are not fit for fantasy hell. I¡¯m losing my patience here. ¡°What the fuck you mean I¡¯m not fit for hell? That¡¯s the same shit they told me at fantasy heaven!¡± [Demon] - I¡¯m very sorry, but facts are facts. You just don¡¯t fit in here. The weird-faced demon is the last in a series of appliances I have made after dying. Since I have had many faiths while I was alive, including atheism, I was eligible to be a part of many post-life worlds, including many types of heavens and hells. [Demon] - For instance, look at this. You have actually developed facebook theories on division by zero and poorly-understood quantum physics. That would classify you as acceptable for a place on scy-fy hell. However, you have also repeatedly propagated the idea that all physics and math may be or not be truths, and even defended Pyrrhonism. That would classify you as unacceptable on scy-fy hell, as one needs to believe in absolute truths to live there. ¡°I know, I know already. People said the same thing for me in Scy-Fy heaven. That I wouldn¡¯t classify for stuff. Just give me a place on your neutral zone or something.¡± [Demon] - That¡­ would be impossible as well sir. ¡°Why the fuck?!¡± [Demon] - Because¡­ well, you see, how can I put this¡­ those heavenly pussies may have been too afraid to tell you, but you do not classify for a place on the [Neutral] zone. You need to be a person who tends to neutrality in order to live there, and you tend to the extremes. I suppose other demons have told you about this before as well? ¡°Yes, they have. Also, Hookuki sends his regards to you.¡± [Demon] - Oh, Hookuki from Japanese hell? He¡¯s a nice guy, thank you for giving me his message. ¡°Yeah. Now get me a place already. I¡¯m tired of all this bullshit.¡± The demon took his glasses with the indicator and tumb on his right fingers and lightly bit the tip of the right handle of those. [Demon] - You know, Mr. Takahara, it will be impossible to give you a place on our hell, heaven or neutral zone. But we can reincarnate you at one of our fantasy physical worlds. And I believe I have just the place for you to go. Did this¡­ Did this guy just said something unbelievable? I don¡¯t want to reincarnate back on earth or in worlds dominated by the Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Buddhist and other so religions, but a world dominated by the Fantasy Pantheon? That¡­ That may be cool! ¡°Hey, I like that! Tell me more!¡± [Demon] - Glad you asked. You see, we have a perfect spot for someone like you, who likes to do whatever you please. One of our worlds just lost its last Demon God. Would you be interested in reincarnating as that world¡¯s new Demon God? We can even be the Head Demon God, the King of All Evil Gods. Like Zeus is the king of the gods in the Hellenistic Heaven. But evil. That seems just too good to be true. And I¡¯m talking to a demon after all. The fantasy angel-chan which looked like a glorious character from a certain magazine which is the sister of a super-powerful American idol was a lot less sympathetic. I bet if this was something nice, and not¡­ well, a deal with the devil, it would have talked about that. The story has been taken without consent; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. ¡°And why should I accept? You said yourself the last Demon God just gave up on that world. I bet it¡¯s an all-righteous world with people looking for a way to kill the gods. Do you want to destroy my soul or something? Will I disappear from existence if I reincarnate as a god and be killed?¡± [Demon] - Mr. Takahara, please. We are the fantasy pantheon. Nothing dies forever here. All you need is the will of a [Writer] and anyone and anything can be brought back from death. And since we have plenty of Heavenly Writers in our Godly Writing Halls, you won¡¯t disappear forever, no matter what happens. And then, even if you did, you know how things are. You have gone to many other pantheons. If one of our higher ups destroy you for good, then you essence will migrate randomly into someone¡¯s [Soul Spawner] and become again part of the infinite cycle of souls. There is no such fear. ¡°Which means they can kill me. And they probably will.¡± The demon put its hands on the table, making a smug face. [Demon] - Nothing of the sort! You see, the last Demon God gave up because the planet just had become boring for him. It is a very stupid planet where people constantly do stupid shit. So no Carrier God would find it useful to increase it¡¯s ranks on it¡¯s pantheon. In fact, the last Demon God¡¯s exact words where ¡°I can¡¯t get a promotion working here even if I redo the thing from zero, so fuck it¡±. ¡°Then it should be bad for me as well.¡± The look in the face of this motherfucker. SO patronizing. [Demon] - Mr. Takahara, let¡¯s be fair here. Humans may be a free race, unbounded to the pantheons by birth, but they are also the weakest of intelligent beings. You aren¡¯t getting a bad chance. You are being offered a never-before-seen deal. Become a god! You will be bound to our pantheon¡¯s system and rules, but there¡¯s plenty of benefit. Besides, if anyone ever manages to kill you, I can add a clause on your contract where you are given freedom to become human again. How about that? ¡°And I suppose you would make it impossible for me to be killed?¡± And now he¡¯s smiling. [Demon] - You got me. I would make you an undefeatable immortal god. But if you want a scape chance, then how about if we agree on some killing terms? Something you feel comfortable with? ¡°Well, make it so I die whenever I want to.¡± He¡¯s contracting himself. [Demon] - Iiii¡­ would not recommend that. You are prone of having suicidal thoughts, are you not? That would spoil the fun! Why not choose something else, let¡¯s say, a Combo Death? ¡°Combo Death?¡± [Demon] - Yes. If a series of events happen, then you can be killed. Let¡¯s say, if a prophesized human gets a divine sword and reaches the divine realm or some bullshit like that. ¡°Then I have no control over it! You can kill me whenever! Or I could be unable to kill myself!¡± [Demon] - Okay, okay, I got it. Here, how about if we get both ideas together? He getting this smug attitude, bringing his fingers one closer to another like this¡­ what a motherfucker. [Demon] - What if¡­ what if¡­ we make it so you will die for sure if you are stabbed with a divine sword by a prophesized human, only if you want to die, and only if you allow for it to happen by saying it out loud? ¡°¡­make it so I need to give a written permission addressed to my killer.¡± He just clapped his hands. [Demon] - You sir, have a deal. Shake my hand. And that¡¯s how I became a god at a forsaken fantasy world. And also how the previous Demon God, working undercover as a lowly newly-dead receptionist, managed to become human in my place. Never trust demons. Chapter 2 - Game System and Divine Helm. I woke up in a hazy and clouded place. It¡¯s all white and blank there. That¡¯s when I noticed I was naked. Not in the sense of being naked like when I was alive. I was naked in my soul. It¡¯s a weird feeling, but it¡¯s like being naked to the square. Even if my body was just a small floating bulb of light. So I quickly thought of how to get some clothes for my immaterial body, and the knowledge just flowed into my head. There were many ways to do that, but the one which pleased me the most was just using my divine powers to *wish* for appropriate clothing. And like this I became clothed, even if my outside form of a blob of brightness didn¡¯t change in the least. Next, obviously, I started having doubts. What just happened? Where am I? What about me being a god? How this works? Answers were as follows: 1 - I just received the benefit of the Divine Skill [Omniscience]. It grants every and all knowledge I may desire to have and effectively look for in my head or in the space around me. So I don¡¯t know everything about the universe, but everything I look around me thinking ¡°can something around give me a clue as how to solve this?¡±. That¡¯s how I learned the methods to clothe my soul. 2 - I am in my own demi-plan. It is the ¡°Hell of Hells¡±. The ¡°mount olimpus¡± of my Hellish kingdom. Currently it has no inhabitants, no souls or buildings. It¡¯s just an empty space. Here I can create a unified hell for myself or many smaller hell domains if another Evil God is ever assigned to this planet. I may be the King of All Evil, but I don¡¯t need to be the only one to punish the evil dead. 3 - I am a god. The King of the Evil Gods. That makes me, technically, a subordinate of the King of All Gods. However, the King of All Gods of this planet seems to be deep in sleep. So there are no problems. 4 - I¡¯m the King of Evil Gods, the Supreme Lord of All Hells, the Ultimate God of Doom. In this world. That means I rule over every instance of evil and mischief that happens here. My powers are [Omniscience], [Omnipotence] and [Omnipresence]. I¡¯m fucking powerful. However, I¡¯m not All Powerful. Not only am I under the supervision of the King of All Gods of this world, which have limited powers to limit or interfere with me according to his judgement, I¡¯m also under the absolute rules the Fantasy Pantheon have settled for this Universe. Meaning: 1 - Everyone has a connection to the ¡°Information System¡± which makes them like MMO characters. Including the gods. I can obscure this power from mortals, as well as do a lot of stuff, but I cannot take it away forever. 2 - Gods have to be mighty and seek worship from the mortals or they become Forgotten Gods of Old, becoming part of old prophecies and basically slumbering in deep sleep, like the King of All Gods have. 3 - Good deeds accumulate good karma points and bad deeds accumulate bad karma points. Mortals and immortals are judged based on this. Good karma points can guarantee someone access to heaven and luck if they are mortals, while bad karma points will throw them in hell and give them bad luck. The gods will work differently. Good gods will be able to build their own helms and summon minions with good karma points gathered from things they and their followers do by themselves, without using the system¡¯s powers, while bad karma points are gathered only by their followers doing bad things and can be used to punish anyone. Evil gods like me will be able to use evil points collected by themselves or their followers and minions to build their helms and to summon minions, while good karma points work on the other way. I cannot use them except to grant good benefits to those who worship me. Then, Neutral gods can use both karma points to build their helms, summon minions and affect their followers. Unfair! But they are also affected by the karma points and can become either good gods or evil gods if they accumulate too many of those. 4 - I cannot give a definitive end to the world. If I destroy the world, then I need to rebuild it. If it is build, I need to destroy it. If there¡¯s happiness someone needs to bring in some drama. If there¡¯s too much drama, someone needs to bring in some happiness. Things need to be always been told as if it was a story. If I try to use my powers to end all of the universe, for example, it won¡¯t work. But if I end the world and start a new world by using my powers, then I¡¯m allowed to do it - given that other gods don¡¯t interfere with it. 5 - Gods can interfere with each other¡¯s powers. Not only the King of Gods can take away most of my [Omnipotence] and some of my [Omniscience], if I do something the other gods don¡¯t like they can expend their Karma Points to stop it. I, of course, can then expend karma points to go against them. If I try to do something, they can stop me with a single karma point. But then I can use two karma points to go against them. And so on. It doesn¡¯t matter if it¡¯s good karma points or bad karma points. 6 - Omniscience work as stated before. Omnipotence lets me do anything as long as it doesn¡¯t breaks the laws of the Fantasy Pantheon. And Omnipresence means my Divine Aura is infinite, being spread all around the universe and being everywhere and anywhere. That doesn¡¯t mean my consciousness is everywhere, but my presence is. And with this presence I can collect karma points and use them to affect my followers. 7 - My divine presence can be stopped by other gods, but they must spend karma points to do so. Also, it can never be entirely taken away. I can be stopped from granting good things to my followers, but both good and bad karma points can always be collected. And that would be it. This is the basic ways in which this world work. Nice. I wonder what should I do now? ¡­ Omniscience doesn¡¯t answer. What would an experienced god do now? [Answer] : He would use [Omniscience] to know if other gods are interfering with his Divine Presence and then know about possible friends and enemies. From this data he would then come to act. Let¡¯s see¡­ I can see a little bit of interference. But it¡¯s really little. Like, only a few places. Unauthorized tale usage: if you spot this story on Amazon, report the violation. Is this an enemy or something? [Answer]: Those are churches and other places guarded by the other gods and consecrated to them. This much interference is to be expected and shows goodwill towards your presence. Can they know I¡¯m here? [Answer]: All gods receive knowledge of a new gods¡¯ arrival and his post in the world¡¯s hierarchy once he arrives. It¡¯s an automatic setting which can only be interfered with if the person uses 500 million karma points prior to being sent to the new world. How much is a karma point worth? [Answer]: Karma points are worth different measurements. The relation table is huge. Like how five billion ants lives saved are worth a single good karma point. And how saving a human life is worth also a karma point. But then taking a human life is worth another karma point, but a bad karma point. Rape and Consented Love Making are worth each one-tenth of a karma point. Rape is worth a tenth of a bad karma point, while Consented Love Making is worth a tenth of a good karma point. So, I will just collect all of the karma from people who do bad things and then use it to make hell for them? [Answer]: You will only collect karma from your followers. Well, that¡¯s a fucking load of bullcrap. How can I get followers being an evil god if rapists and murderers don¡¯t care about worshiping evil gods, preferring to appeal to the goodness of good gods instead? I mean, no one wants to come to hell! [Answer]: The souls of the dead which live in your Helm are considered your followers, even If they do not worship you. Those will give you karma points depending on what they do to one another. Souls, followers, sacrifices and karma points can be traded between gods in the God¡¯s Collective Helm. Sacrifices? God¡¯s Collective Helm? [Answer]: Sacrifices are any items offered to a god. The soul energy of those items will be transferred to the god, and its Divine Presence will be maximized in the sacrifice. Gods can take the soul energy of all sacrifices they receive, and use it for themselves. Gods can transfer powers to a sacrifice with less power transference loss. The God¡¯s Collective Helm is a small helm dedicated only to gods and those they allow to go there. They can gather there for trade or other business. Wait, what is this soul energy thing? [Answer]: Soul energy is the energy of the soul which resides on things which don¡¯t go to Divine Helms once they die. Animals, plants, rocks and other objects do not go to soul helms after death. They become pure energy and remain on earth. And what is the use of me getting some of it? [Answer]: Once a god gets soul energy, it will replenish the god¡¯s Divine Energy Meter. Woah, Divine what? [Answer]: Divine Energy Meter. All gods possess a limited amount of energy they can use for [Omnipotence]. It¡¯s like MP. Do I have HP as well? [Answer]: You are immortal unless special conditions are met. You cannot lose points on your Divine Health Meter. But other gods can? [Answer]: In this universe there are gods which can be killed by losing all of their Divine Health Energy. How much Soul Energy and Divine Health Energy I have? [Answer]: Soul Energy: 100 ; Divine Health Energy: N/A How much can I do with 100 soul energy? How much is it worth? [Answer]: Another big table of relations of things with energy. It seems I can do only the basics with this much. Get myself a mortal body to possess, do some a few hundred fireball spells and stuff like that. Nothing big. 100 Soul Energy would be equivalent of 100 ceremonies of sacrifice of animal carcasses like deer skulls and stuff Evil-God Worshipping cults would usually do. Well, that¡¯s pretty shitty. What should I do now? Go meet the other gods at the Collective Helm? No answer. Is it wise to go meet the other gods at the Collective Helm? Are they even there? [Answer]: They are there. Interference. You cannot see their faces or properties. It is wise to go meet them, as they do not show animosity to you and there is no risk. Uhm. Wise because? [Answer]: Chance of trade, establishing relations and mutually beneficial contracts. Can I even do trade? How much stuff do I have? [Answer]: 0 followers. 0 souls. 100 Energy. 100 Good Karma Points. 100 Bad Karma Points. How am I called? How will they see me? [Answer]: Interference. Cannot see how they will see you. You are called . Level? What does that mean? [Answer]: All beings possess levels. Levels can be acquired with experience and increase power. How can levels increase my powers if I¡¯m a god already? [Answer]: Levels shall reduce the needed amount of Soul Energy to make use of [Omnipotence], henceforth making me more powerful. Then, how much can I become stronger? [Answer]: At level 999 you will cease expending energy for any kind of use of Omnipotence. Is this max level? [Answer]: Interference. Interference denied by the Pantheon Rules, rule 1. It is not possible to remove access of individuals to the System Stream. [Omniscience] allows for individuals to know basic elements of the System without needing to access. [Answer] : There is no max level. Someone tried to stop me from knowing this? Who? [Answer]: Interference. Shit. Should I still go to the¡­ oh, wait. Is it wise to go to the god¡¯s meeting even after this? [Answer]: Yes. Why?! One of them tried to mess with me! [Answer]: This doesn¡¯t change the balance between pros and cons. And those would be? [Answer]: Interference. Pros: Chance of trade, establishing relations and mutually beneficial contracts. Cons: Being openly shown hostility. Revealing yourself and becoming emotionally frail. Nice. Just nice. Is this even normal? ¡­ Oh, this is a rhetorical question. So no answers. Better this way. Fuck this. Damn guys. But I am curious to know them. Okay, let¡¯s go there. Chapter 3: Meeting the Other Gods The passage for the Collective Hall is a portal which is everywhere and nowhere. Basically that means I can go there whenever I fucking want to. So I just wished for it and got transported to the Hall. More specifically to a place which looks like an old greek agora, with thrones arranged on a circular patter around a big well with calm waters in the center. I¡¯m ¡°seating¡±, as much as a blob of light can be seated, on one of the bigger thrones - right to the left of the biggest ones. There are eight others. The big throne at my right, which belongs to the king of all gods. The other throne which is the same size as mine, and I believe belongs to the Queen of Good Gods. And six smaller thrones - four aligned with the Queen of Good God¡¯s throne and two aligned with the King of All Gods throne. [Omniscience] tells me those are meant to show not only rank, but also alignment. Those on the side of the Queen of Good Gods are the Good Gods. Those at my sides, that is, no one, are the ones aligned with Evil. And those on the center are Neutral Gods. Also, the size of the throne is meant to show differences in rank. My own throne would be regular-sized, but the King of All God¡¯s throne is at least twenty times bigger than my own, and the thrones of the other gods are twenty times smaller. Not to mention the gods themselves are smaller as well. [Omniscience] says we can change this if we come to an agreement, but at the first minutes of any meeting we are required to stand on this form by an order of the King of All Gods. He seems like the kind of person who values rank. Motherfucker. How can I become King of All Gods? [Answer]: One can become King of All Gods if one is promoted. This happens either by merit, that is, getting all of the other gods to swear loyalty to your cause, or by receiving a direct promotion from the Fantasy Pantheon. If your King is promoted, you may be chosen to be promoted as well. *sigh* Corporate promotion system, eh? ~boooring~~~~ [Lewd Goddess] - Welcome, Evil One. I see you are the envoy of King of Evil Gods Marhlick. I¡¯m Queen of Good Gods, Sophia. Good to meet you. The one seating on the Queen of Good God¡¯s throne is a pretty but lewd-looking woman. She wears clothing which looks like sado-masochist outfit covered by nun habit. Oh. To a mortal or lower ranked god it would look like she is wearing only the habit. She is a closet goddess, eh. I wonder what else [Omniscience] can tell me about her. [Answer]: There is no interference to your analysis of goddess¡¯s Sophia resumed background and history. All other contents are locked by interference. Uhm. I wonder if I should have locked my own information as well, by using Karma Points. They seem to have chosen stuff to lock, so this would be a good strategic move, right? [Answer]: There is no benefit on hiding your life history. By showing them everything it is possible to make the gods feel secure about your existence and position. It isn¡¯t a good strategic move to do it. Then, I suppose the stuff Sofia has kept unlocked for me to see is something she wants for me to see. And maybe something cool she wants to tell me. Is that what is happening? Can she lie or trick me? [Answer]: There is no possibility of lying or tricking [Omniscience]. Rule 1 of the Pantheon Rules. Interference. Impossible to know the goddess¡¯s motivations to show you her resumed history. Okay then. Let me see it. Her resumed life history. And everyone else¡¯s as well. [Answer]: Goddess Sophia was born a succubus in her last mortal life. She ascended to godhood after achieving world peace by means of seducing and tricking all of the males, and then also most of the females, in the world. She then ascended steadily on the god ranks and currently is known as an always-virgin maiden with a compassionate rank, even if her dogmas secretly are all about sex. The mortals in the world do not know they are being tricked by the Supreme Whore. Goddess Sophia is a person who likes being used by others, but also getting comfort and things done her way. She¡¯s used on being raped by the Evil God any time she wants to be fake-raped and will keep an open channel on the [Omniscience] system showing when she¡¯s in the mood for rape play. She isn¡¯t open to be raped when she¡¯s bored, stressed or otherwise not in the mood for it. She was the main reason the last King of Evil Gods decided to leave the planet and universe. She likes you and appreciates your evilness and impulses. She¡¯s all wet and ready to be fucked right here, right now, in front of everyone. She has fantasies of you showing dominance and power over everyone, to her pleasure. She also believes the other gods would see that as an act of disgrace and make you to be an evil, short-tempered, untreatable bastard who became god only because of luck. This would probably turn your relations with everyone else pretty sour. God Ziphur is the god of metallurgy, craftsmanship and horses. He¡¯s a good god which enjoys helping crafters all around the world. He was born from a myth made alive by the power of collective belief. He never experienced humanity. Goddess Nina is the goddess of firewood, home and family. She¡¯s secretly one of Goddess¡¯ Sophia¡¯s children. She¡¯s also a gigantic whore and would love to be raped alongside her mother. She also knows this would make you a double enemy of all the other gods along and feel joy on making you suffer by being impossible to scape her playing. She also will use as much karma points as needed to make you unable to tell the others about the deal between she and her mother to make you suffer with sexual desire. If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation. Goddess Amida is the goddess of knowledge and books. She likes to read and teach things to people. She believes Goddess Sophia to be an example of discipline and focus producing wonderful results and hopes you will behave better than the last King of Evil. God Jaur is the god of the sun and summer. He¡¯s a good god which likes to give good crops to people and influence the weather. Since it takes a lot of energy to do so, he¡¯s constantly in need of sacrifices. He wants for you to be a better person than your predecessor and believes you could be a good person based on your life history. He has high hopes and expectative for you. God Sunnis is another god of the sun. He¡¯s a neutral god which is both feared and respected by many peoples in the planet, mostly those who thing Jaur is a sissy or live in deserts and other places where the sun isn¡¯t a dandy boy doing good stuff to people and can be deadly. He hopes you have honor and will only accept you once you prove to be useful to everyone else. Goddess Mia is the goddess of night and despair. She¡¯s a neutral goddess which is mother of dragons, beasts, rape and murder. She¡¯s one of the primordial gods of this world, formed when the Fantasy Pantheon made the world. She was originally the consort to the King of All Gods, but they got their differences and split ways. He has been oppressing her ever since. She thinks your predecessor where arrogant idiots who couldn¡¯t do anyone true justice. She should be the one on your throne. She should be the one being the Queen of Evil. She will do her best to make you a forgotten god. This is war. Now, the good thing about getting all of this information at once is that I avoided getting into a trap. The bad thing is that most woman here either hate me or want to make me suffer somehow. Very Freudian. (self-advertising: Go read my other novel, Ode to Freud) I wonder. If I had received the information about Sophia without receiving from others, wouldn¡¯t I be raping her right now? And getting myself fucked up on all sides? Yep. ¡°You bitch.¡± She¡¯s smiling. God Jaur is murmuring something like ¡°tsc, tsc¡±. He may spit on the ground some of these moments. [Sophia] - Worry not Jaur. He¡¯s the one who will receive the evil ones of our world. Shouldn¡¯t it be expected for him to be a little rude? Maybe even dominating? Look, he even wants to take down our mighty king already. [Nina] - That¡¯s how it should be. The King of Evil always desires for more. That¡¯s why we give him the sinners and home-destroyers. So he can make them repent for their sins. [Jaur] - Tsc. He just won¡¯t stop, will him? Well, that said, I should get myself some protection. These guys can even look on my Search History on [Omniscience]. That¡¯s definitely a bad strategic move. How can I stop this? [Answer]: There are many ways of creating interference with the other god¡¯s powers. The most basic of them is to seal all information about you except the one you desire to show. The most used is to seal all information except basic information. Which is the one used by Ziphur? He seems to be the one which gave me less information, is this right? [Answer]: Interference. Denied. Rule 1 of the pantheon. Ziphur is using the basic interference pack. Interference. Impossible to know if he¡¯s the one who gave you less information. That should do. Done. How can I make it so I know if other god tries to undo the interference I will be putting up? Is that common? Do these guys do it frequently? [Answer]: Interference. Denied, rule 1. You will be warned when your interference is being rewritten and will be given the option to allow for it to be so or increase the amount of karma expended to keep the interference. Interference. Impossible to know how frequently the gods of this realm overwrite each other¡¯s interferences. Interference. Impossible to know how the gods of this realm see overwriting one another¡¯s interference. It must be Nina, that bitch. She¡¯s the karma bag Sophia uses after all. I will just expend something like¡­ let¡¯s see, 10 karma points. This much should be enough. This way the basic package is in place. [Warning]: Interference overwriting detected. 100 million karma points used. Would you like to overwrite the overwriting? AS IF I HAD ENOUGH KARMA TO DO THAT! [Warning]: Your basic interference package has been overwritten to . BITCH! What¡¯s different?! [Answer]: Interference. Denied. Your sex life and mood has been kept open to Goddesses Sophia and Nina to know. That¡¯s¡­ That¡¯s all of it? [Answer]: Yes. These¡­ Motherfucking bitches¡­ They are toying with me! Chapter 4: First Divine Contract (changed ¡°King of All Gods¡± to ¡°God Emperor¡±) ¡°So, what¡¯s the deal here? You said I will receive all the souls of those who do bad things?¡± [Sophia] - Yes. Our wise Emperor has so decided that this should be how it is done. We will receive those who do good deeds and you will receive those who do bad deeds. ¡°And what about you guys punishing them? Don¡¯t you want bad karma points?¡± [Sophia] - You mean in the material world? His Majesty has forbidden us from interfering there. ¡°What the hell¡­ does he wants for all of us to become Forgotten Gods or something?!¡± [Amida] - That¡¯s not quite like it. We can talk to our followers by using Oracles and choosing Champions. We are only forbidden to walk amongst them. Why is this tiny bitch telling me stuff in this tone? [Jaur] - His Majesty is harsh but fair. You are supposed to redeem the sinners and reincarnate them. The good gods will give them treats and good afterlife before they want to return to the planet. Me and Sunnis can act more directly because we don¡¯t receive any of the dead. They reincarnate by themselves. ¡°Holy hell¡­ that means you guys don¡¯t get any karma from souls trapped on your own Realms! This is unfair as fuck!¡± [Alert]: Goddess Sophia is trying to send you a message through divine telepathy. Basic interference package allows for you to receive or deny it. Allow this shit. [Sophia¡¯s Telepathy]: Stop calling His Majesty unfair. That¡¯s the worst offense to him. ¡°Bullshit! This idiot is sleeping! I won¡¯t be seated here, waiting for the day a sleeping asshole wake up because of some stupid prophecy!¡± I rose from my throne and yelled. [Sophia] - WAIT! ¡°What is it?¡± [Sophia] - Not even your predecessor was so reckless as to defy the Emperor¡¯s orders. If you¡¯re going to do it, then at least allow us to follow them. ¡°The hell you mean?¡± [Sophia] - The Emperor stipulated the table of time a soul can be kept on our Realms before reincarnating, and also how much influence we can generate in the world, and also what should we do with the souls of the dead. If you¡¯re going to go against him then you will have to stop his Interference. Once you do it he will surely wake up. So please let us send the souls of the evil ones to you, so we won¡¯t get caught on your rebellion. [Nina] - We have been defying his orders for too long already. We shouldn¡¯t be reincarnating the evil ones right after they died. But we have no one else to receive the souls. If you find this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the infringement. Tsc. Weak bitches. All that arrogance and manipulation earlier and you don¡¯t even have the cojones to level up and just get to a point where you can overcome a sleeping god emperor. So be it. Send me all of the souls of the evil. I will receive them and trap them on my realm. I bet the Bad Karma points I have will skyrocket. ¡°So be it.¡± [Sophia] - Thank you. Everyone seems relieved. Is this emperor guy such a big deal? He can take away our [Omnipotence] and some of our [Omniscience], but that¡¯s it. I mean, if the previous Evil God could make me totally immortal, impossible to be killed even by this Emperor thing, then Sophia should be able to do it as well. Maybe they just don¡¯t want to risk becoming less powerful than they are. But I do whatever the fuck I want. ¡°Also, why are you all so scared of this bitch? The worst he can do is to take some of your power away.¡± [Mia] - Husban¡­ no, the Emperor is a level 999 god. Good luck getting over that. Oh. ¡°Time to grind a bit them.¡± [Sophia] - Eh? Grind? ¡°Just send me the souls bitch. Oh, right, what are the sins this idiot classified as evil?¡± [Answer]: The acts defined as sins by the Emperor God are all of the acts defined as bad by the Karma Points System of the Fantasy Pantheon plus those he himself considered immoral. Uploading list. Whoa. From basic stuff like killing and raping to¡­ cutting your nails on a Friday? This guy increased the idea of ¡°evil¡± and ¡°sin¡± FAR beyond the common sense. Some of this stuff is just ridiculous. ¡°What a load of bullcrap.¡± All of the gods are making crappy smiles. Fuck them. I¡¯m going back home. Also¡­ [Answer]: Goddess Sophia is half-heartedly desiring to be dominated and raped. ¡°Ey bitch. Yeah, both of you. Get to my Realm later. I¡¯m going to fuck you both at the same time. And you better like each other¡¯s pussy¡¯s taste.¡± [Jaur] - YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OFF¡­ I¡¯m back on my realm. He. Bitches. Chapter 5: Raping the Goddesses and Creating Hell Jaur is trying to break into my realm. Useless. He¡¯s not going to be able to do it. It¡¯s part of the System. I have a greater rank than him, it doesn¡¯t matter how much Karma he expends doing that, he isn¡¯t going to be able to get in. Now, the souls of the evil people. There are some of them waiting at the door already, but I can¡¯t just shove them into a big empty space, right? ¡­ Actually, I can. Fuck those guys. I don¡¯t have many karma points yet, so I can¡¯t build hell now. It will be better if I just let them wander around until they start killing and fucking each other for pure boredom and anger. And here they come¡­ 10 people per minute, more or less. They just pop in this blank empty space and go on floating around. Plus, they are tiny! 400 times smaller than me. I guess I look like a huge mountain to them. Well, with 700 million people living in this universe¡¯s only existing world (the planet I¡¯m the King of Evil of) 10 people per minute seems to be a good amount of death. That said, those are only the evil ones. More or less 1 person goes to Heaven out of every 10, so it would be 11 deaths per minute. And they are crawling around already. Look there. A couple of guys gawking on each other¡¯s throats. They died in the middle of a bar fight and keep fighting even while in hell. Go on, go on. Each time you punch your friend I get one-thousanth of a bad karma point, so keep doing that. Oh, here they come. [Sophia] - King of Evil, I have arrived. [Nina] - Me too. They aren''t so tiny here. I have allowed for them to get forms only a little bit smaller than mine. ¡°Aren¡¯t you two a couple of obedient bitches.¡± [Sophia] - Please¡­ you can use my body, but don¡¯t stop receiving the souls of the evil. Don¡¯t make us challenge the God Emperor. ¡°He.¡± I took the bitch by her hair and pushed her neck behind. This is a nice pair of tities, so let¡¯s take these clothes off. Niiiice. Tits and pussy-open leather outfit. ¡°What a lewd bitch you are.¡± [Sophia] - Please King of Evil, don¡¯t shame me¡­ ¡°He. Shut up¡­. And start working on this¡­¡± At that moment I made a big, bulky and strong divine body for myself. It is a better version of who I was in my previous life. [Sophia] - Uuuhm, uuhm¡­ ¡°That¡¯s it bitch. Put that tongue out. Work that shaft. And you, bitch daughter. Your whore of a mother needs someone licking that ass of hers. Don¡¯t you see how it is tingling?¡± Bitch goddesses. At least they are easy to please. Sophia is cumming already. And Nina is getting herself a nice taste of the mother¡¯s asshole. Oh? The amount of Bad Karma points increased a lot. It seems even fake-rape is enough to give me a lot of bad karma if I do it with goddesses. Besides, our Divine Presences carry a small amount of information about what we are doing. The folks around this hell are getting furiously excited already. And those on the planet seem to be felling weirdly sexual today. Oh yeah bitch. Let¡¯s work this shit up. *** ¡°Have I ever said I would stop receiving the souls if they didn¡¯t serve me?¡± I¡¯m done getting my pleasure. Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on the original website. Now I¡¯m telepathy-talking with Jaur, so he stops hammering my realm¡¯s divine protection. The amount of karma he¡¯s spending is stupid. Besides, he¡¯s trying to mess with the divine system. It doesn¡¯t matter how much karma he uses, it won¡¯t break. [Jaur] - You¡­ you¡­ ¡°If they got it wrong, that¡¯s their own problem you know?¡± Not really. [Omniscience] tells me everything. They knew it. And they allowed me to know they knew it. [Jaur] - Using a mistake, a misjudgment from their part like this! Don¡¯t you have no shame?! ¡°I have shame? I¡¯m the king of evil. Besides, there¡¯s plenty of what I did happening on the world right now. And also a lot of worse things. Like those orcs raping the elf girl in the middle of the desert. Shouldn¡¯t deserts be under your watch?¡± [Jaur] - The Emperor doesn¡¯t allow us to¡­ ¡°Yeah, yeah, the Emperor. Fuck that bitch. If you can¡¯t do something about that idiot¡¯s unfair rules because you¡¯re too scared to do it, then don¡¯t come babbling your fat mouth to me. Fuck you and your hypocritical honour.¡± And then I hang up. I have plenty of Bad Karma points now. I can start making my hell. So I will add a lot of infernal landscapes. Just the basics, really. Souls can¡¯t die, but I can make them suffer. There. Everyone will feel hunger, heat, cold, all of the mortal sensations. Now, if I put some scenery¡­ A lake of blood, a mountain of needles, a place of hellish heat with sulfur and Vulcans¡­ a cold hell filled to the brim with snow¡­ And now some minions as well. Let¡¯s make a cute girl demon. A little one, since I have had enough of grown sluts. There. ¡°You are Miiia.¡± [Miiia] - My lord. ¡°You are a Demon Queen and my reproduction tool. Go on and take my dick. Get pregnant and fill this world with half-god demons. Torture the souls here to make them become like you.¡± [Miiia] - Y¡­ ah¡­ yeeesss¡­ my¡­ aaaah¡­ Looorddsssh¡­ She barely took it in and is cumming already. God-level dick is a thing to be admired. By the way, Miiia is a demi-god demon queen. It took me a few million bad karma points to get her, but the souls around have been producing them like crazy. I guess it is because of what I did to the goddesses. Everyone just started to rape and murder each other. Of course, since they are souls they don¡¯t die forever, but I get the bad karma points the same way. There. She took it all. [Miiia] - Aaah¡­ aaaah¡­. Aaaasssaaaahhhashh¡­ Hum. If I go any longer she will get permanently broken eh. What a letdown. Gods can¡¯t fuck mortals in god form without them getting like this. Even if it¡¯s a demi-god. Fine. ¡°Get ready Miiia. I¡¯m going to give it to you now.¡± [Miiia] - Iiiii¡­ iiiiaaaaaaaahhhhssshh aaa uch! Uc! Iiiii¡­ She can¡¯t talk anymore. There. AAAaaaarh. Nice. I dumped a lot of cum inside of her. She will start producing me some offspring soon enough. Then those will be half-god demi-god demons. They will breed amongst themselves, with her and with the souls around, and produce a lot of lesser demons. I believe soon my Hell will be established as a wild and crazy place. More Bad Karma Points for me. Nice. Chapter 6 : Going to the Physical Plane. (From this chapter onwards the story becomes reader interactive. You guys can pitch in anything which isn¡¯t a god or god-like being - situations, happenings, characters, races, nobility, peasants, monsters, dungeons, whatever someone would find in the physical plane, away from the gods and divinity. If I find it fun I will add it to the main story with my own touch). Well. Hell is getting shaped by my demons and I¡¯m getting karma. Now is time to start shitting on the God Emperor¡¯s plans. So let¡¯s go to this universe¡¯s planet. Really. A single planet for a whole universe. What lazy motherfuckers. Why haven¡¯t them build any others? [Answer]: The Emperor God forbade the creation of new planets. Argh. This cunt again. You know what, I¡¯m starting big time. The solar system here is made with just a single planet and the sun. Let¡¯s add a couple and¡­ Oh. I don¡¯t have enough Soul Energy. Shit. I need sacrifices. How many are needed to make a planet? [Answer]: At your current level the planet will require sacrifices equal to its desired mass to be created. The table follows. So I would need to have the entire planet sacrificed to me in order to do it. Shit. Forget this crap. I need followers. And I need levels. 999 shouldn¡¯t be so hard to get if that old geezer got it. And to start¡­ Well, I only have 100 Soul Energy points, so let¡¯s get some easy person to impress and make into a follower. Where¡¯s someone I can impress with little and receive their adoration? [Answer]: Processing table with locations of easy-to-impress mortals. Most of them are in bad waters. Some dead as I get the information. Uhm. There are guys being raped in prision, orphans desiring for vengeance, nobles wanting to overthrow their lords, military wanting to kill their superiors¡­ All people an Evil God could gather as followers. Nice. Let¡¯s start by making myself a nice, imposing body. So they can see me. Also, I believe I should have teleportation powers as a racial trait in this body. Because I may need to teleport a lot and stuff. And I may not have enough Soul Energy to do it repeatedly now. So, [Omniscience], how can I make a cheap but imposing body with natural teleportation skill and also able to interact with mortals without killing them by simply being in my divine presence? [Answer]: There are many methods. Here are them. Oh. Interesting. From painstakingly boring ones like gathering materials in the wild and creating the body from nothingness to simply wishing it into existence. Unauthorized content usage: if you discover this narrative on Amazon, report the violation.The one with less Soul Energy expenditure, however, is for me to create an Aether Body. That is, a body made with an ethereal-like substance of this world. I can move stuff and teleport easily in it, and it will cost me only 90 soul energy. ¡­ It¡¯s also the only fucking body I can make out of all of those! God fucking shitting shit, this shit is fucking expensive! Make me this shitty body already! ¡­ Oh, right, [Omniscience] is a skill, not a butler. I¡¯m going to make it. Here. Body made. Now, to go gather some followers. First one is¡­ Well, first one will be the one with the greatest profit potential, of course. Which one is it? [Answer]: Andarluz Hercos of Gert¨ºnia, the Fifth. I see. An overthrown king which is being held hostage in his castle right now hum. He has an army at the border which can take on the rebels, but right now they are about to cut off his head. Perfect. If I make him my follower I can make the entire kingdom somewhat know of my existence and become followers of my law. Omniscience, should I save him saying I¡¯m the Evil God of Justice which punishes criminals? [Answer]: ¡­ Shit. Would it be in my best interest to save him saying I¡¯m the Evil God of Justice which punishes others in exchange of sacrifices? [Answer]: No. Why not? [Answer]: If you present yourself as an Evil God people will be biased against you. It would be better to give them a name and dogmas to follow. Right. And how can I give them a name if I don¡¯t have one? I¡¯m , remember? [Answer]: You can give them a name by naming yourself. Omniscience does not possess conscience or memory. Therefore, it cannot remember. And how do I name myself? [Answer]: Processing methods. Here they are. Nice. I name myself Enrico Emilio the First. May I be Evil as I am! [Notice]: Your name has been changed to What happened to my level? [Answer]: It got obscured. Can I make a separate window for it? Like showing it somewhere else but my name? If so, how? [Answer]: Yes. Here¡¯s the method. Nice. Now for real. I¡¯m Messiah. This shall be my name. And my level must be obscured from mortals. There. Done. [Notice]: Your name has been changed to . Your level will be presented at the view of gods next to it, as . Nice. Now, let¡¯s go. To King Andarluz¡¯s chambers! Teleport! Chapter 7: In the King’s Chambers. (Thanks to Deenbasyd for the idea of making something out of Andarluz. I was thinking of just getting him to be a disposable character, but you gave me a nice idea. Mr.White Calcium¡­ Reincarnate a Gorila? Seriously?! ¡­ Stay tuned. I will make an easter egg for you ;) ) I¡¯m inside a tight and smelly place. It¡¯s the King¡¯s Chambers. What a craphole. There¡¯s this awful smell of shit just, everywhere. And this hag here? All sick, bloodied, full of pus. Even his ass is rip apart. I guess someone raped the guy. ¡°Hey, wake up piece of shit!¡± [Andarluz] - Who.. wha¡­ PLEASE DON¡¯T HURT ME! PLEASE! NO MORE! NO MORE! ¡°Shut up asshole. I¡¯m not here to hurt you.¡± He¡¯s finally opening his left eye. Not that he can open it too much. It¡¯s all swollen. And, besides, the right one was ripped off. So no wonder he¡¯s like a headless chicken right now. Not that I care. Omniscience, what is the best way for me to make this guy my follower? [Answer]: Make him feel like he made a deal with the devil. The fuck? [Answer]: If he feels safe then he will become grateful but will expect to be treated as an equal. If you make him suffer and fear you he will become unable to rule. Make him feel like he¡¯s been given power by a god in exchange of becoming that god¡¯s incarnation on the planet. What are the best methods to do so? [Answer]: Here they are. Nice. Most of them are easy. Let¡¯s go with the quick one. First I expend one of my 10 remaining points of Soul Energy to make my voice deep and phantasmagorical while also manipulating shadows, light and creating the illusion of thunder and lightning. ¡°ANDARLUZ HERCOS OF GERT¨ºNIA!¡± [Andarluz] - Iiiiiiiii! ¡°BOW TO ME!¡± He¡¯s bowing. And he¡¯s peeing as well. Weak imbecile. ¡°ANDARLUZ, DO THOU KNOWST WHO AM I?¡± [Andarluz] - I..iiii¡­..!!!! ¡°ANSWER ME, MORTAL!¡± [Andarluz] - A GOD! YOU¡¯RE A GOD! ¡°THOU ART RIGHT.¡± Now I wait a bit. Just so he doubts his own sanity a little bit¡­ Now. ¡°ANDARLUZ HERCOS OF GERT¨ºNIA!¡± He¡¯s only trembling this time. Nice. ¡°DO THOU KNOWST WHY I BESTOW UPON THOU MY PRESENCE?!¡± [Andarluz] - u¡­ Uh ah¡­ I¡­ iii¡­ bo-don..don¡¯t! pleasepleaseplease... ¡°ANDARLUZ HERCOS OF GERT¨ºNIA, RISE THY HEAD AND CONTEMPLATE MY GLORIOUSNESS!¡± [Andarluz] - A¡­ ah, aaaeeh¡­ ¡°ANDARLUZ HERCOS OF GERT¨ºNIA, RISE THY HEAD!¡± He¡¯s obeying now. Good. See only obfuscating light bitch. Little bitch. You can¡¯t see my body. [Andarluz] - Ah, aaah! ¡°ANDARLUZ HERCOS OF GERT¨ºNIA, WHAT THOU THINKS OF ME GLORYOUS FORM?!¡± [Andarluz] -I¡­ it hurts! My eye, it hurts! ¡°BOW THY HEAD, ANDARLUZ, FOR I AM THY GOD!¡± [Andarluz] - Yes! Master! ¡°ANDARLUZ HERCOS OF GERT¨ºNIA, THOU HATH SUFFERET MUCH.¡± [Andarluz] - E.. eeeh¡­ He¡¯s crying. ¡°LISTEN NOW, ANDARLUZ HERCOS OF GERT¨ºNIA! FOR YOUR GOD IS MESSIAH, AND MESSIAH LISTENED TO THOU PRAYERS!¡± Yeah, keep crying. Nice. ¡°ANDARLUZ HERCOS OF GERT¨ºNIA, THOU HATH BEEN BETRAYED BY THY PEOPLE.¡± [Andarluz] - Y-yes, master! ¡°ANDARLUZ HERCOS OF GERT¨ºNIA, THOU HATH BEEN TORTURED BY THY PEOPLE AND KEPT IN DARKNESS AND MADE TO SUFFER.¡± [Andarluz] - Yes! Master! ¡°ANDARLUZ HERCOS OF GERT¨ºNIA, I BE THY GOD AND TO THOU I SHALL DELIVER MY BLESSINGS. SACRIFICE THY OWN FLESH FOR ME, ANDARLUZ, AND REPENT. THY SOUL THOU SHALL DELIVER TO ME, AND THOU PRAYINGS THOU SHALL ADDRESS TO ME.¡± [Andarluz] - Master, please end my suffering! My flesh is yours! My kingdom! Everything. ¡°ANDARLUZ HERCOS OF GERT¨ºNIA, THOU SUFFERING I SHALL NOT END, FOR THOU HATH YET TO TASTE THE SWEETNESS OF THY OWN FUTURE.¡± [Andarluz] - Sw.. sweetness mylord? ¡°THOU SHALL BE GRANTED, ANDARLUZ, A KINGDOM GREATER THAN THE ONE THOU HATH. THOU SHALL BE GRANTED, ANDARLUZ, POWER GREATER THAN THE ONE THOU HATH. THOU SHALL BE GRANTED, ANDARLUZ, BUT THOU MUST REPENT AND DELIVER THYSELF TO ME!¡± [Andarluz] - I REPENT! MY MASTER, I REPENT! ¡°VOW WITH THY SOUL, ANDARLUZ, FOR I AM THE ONE GREATER OF ALL GODS. FOR I AM GOD OF GODS. FOR I AM THE ONE ONLY TRUE GOD. VOW, AND WRITE THY VOW IN BLOOD FER ME!¡± And so I disappeared from his vision, keeping myself invisible. Someone broke the door. Just in time. [Guard 1] - WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? [Guard 2] - WHO¡¯S HERE? I made it only as loud enough as to these two idiots to hear it. Brute force muscle heads think the best thing to do after hearing a voice as loud as thunder is to take out their swords and run into the room they listened it coming from. Now, to make Andarluz understand his place on our relationship¡­ I break the first guard¡¯s arm. He drops his sword in the ground. [Guard 1] - AAAAAAAHHHH! [Guard 2] - WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? THE FUCK WAS THAT? ¡°The sword Andarluz. Take it. In name of Messiah, be granted thy sword, be granted .¡± [Notice]: You have named a sword. It has become a holy sword and can be granted bonuses accordingly to expenditure of Good Karma Points. The author''s content has been appropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. Nice. I still have 100 of those, so let¡¯s waste a few. Omniscience, how do I imbue power in a sword? On what can I imbue on them, and for how much? [Answer]: There are plenty of methods. Costs table updated. Oh. It¡¯s surprisingly cheap to give power to stuff eh. If I could use bad karma points to do this, I would be able to arm an entire army in a second. Let¡¯s expend 100 good karma points to give this sword a bonus for slashing humans. [Notice]: Holy sword has been granted a standard +7 bonus against humans. This bonus applies to all of the swordsman¡¯s characteristics and abilities. [Notice]: Your follower has performed and appropriated ritual of sacrifice. Follower Andarluz has killed his countrymen in your name. You and him are both awarded 2 karma points for each death. The sacrifice has awarded you 100 soul energy points total. Omniscience, what the hell does this mean? Appropriated ritual? Countrymen? [Answer]: Different gods have different rituals which are appropriated to be done as means of sacrifice. As the King of Evil Gods you¡¯re entitled to receive bad karma points from any kind of evil ritual. [Answer]: Murder usually awards 1 bad karma point per death. However, killing one¡¯s own countrymen for faith awards 2 bad karma points. Other modifiers can be found on the Extra Karma Gains table. Nice. So if I make people do worse kinds of murder I will get more points. Like this one. Killing your loved ones. 10 Bad Karma Points. Raping your own mother or father. 1 Bad Karma Point. Amazing. [Andarluz] - My master! I have finished! I have finished the sacrifice! Not yet. Oh no, not yet. I need you to remember what you¡¯re giving in exchange of becoming my subordinate. ¡°Andarluz, give me a sacrifice in flesh.¡± And now I press his arm with my invisible bodies¡¯ hands. He should get this much. Oh, there we go. The resolute face. The one who¡¯s preparing himself for pain. And off with his arm! Wonderful Andarluz! Wonderful! Now I heal your arm and the rest of your body, so you don¡¯t die¡­ That takes me another 50 soul energy points, but that much is okay. And now to finish the job. Let¡¯s get out of here aaand¡­ Crush a neck while invisible, crush other, and other, and other¡­ A magician sees me, no matter, I¡¯m a fucking god, his fireball passes right through me I crush his throat. Now I kill another guy and another guy¡­ Need to be faster, Andarluz is approaching behind me! The trail of dead people in his path is working wonders on his mind. [Omniscience] confirms it. He¡¯s seeing himself as someone with a heavenly duty to follow. Nice. Now to kill one more guy and another one. Young kid in the way. Don¡¯t need to kill it. Oh, the head of the rebels. Level 75 human general. Nice. You¡¯re dea.. Oh. His neck is too thick. I can¡¯t crush it with this body. Damn liquidation-sale body. No matter. I use ten soul energy points aand.. There we go. His lungs are exploded. And his heart. And all of his torax, to be true. The nicest part? All of those motherfuckers are going straight to my hell! HAHAHAHAAHHA! Oh gods. Well, not ALL of them. But most are. Rapists, murderers, rebels, greedy bastards who didn¡¯t thought of the consequences. I bet my little wife will do wonders with their souls. Real wonders. Oh, Andarluz has come this far. He¡¯s looking the scenery. Now he¡¯s taking his sword. Now he¡¯s stabbing a bunch of the other guys around the room. Oh, I see. Those are the ones who raped him. Maybe I should have left them alive for him to kill? [Answer]: No. Why? [Answer]: Andarluz now see you as a force of nature, killing with a tempest of wrath. Leaving a few people for him to kill would make he think on you as a human-like being, maybe a demon. Oh. That¡¯s smart. But then shouldn¡¯t I have killed that kid earlier? [Answer]: Yes. ¡­would it be wise to kill it now? [Answer]: Yes. ¡­do I have to? Isn¡¯t there other things I can do? [Answer]: There are many other things which can be done with the same effect. Uuuhm. This one seems nice. Let¡¯s get near the kid and¡­ Now it can see me. Give It a smile. Summon a minion. A weak one, but still stronger than a regular human. Furry, strong, hands for feet. You can mount it if you want kid. Now the kid is seen as a chosen one. Nice. Well, Andarluz is kneeling on the floor now. And thanking me. Oh, his prayers are so sweet. Nice of you Andy. Now, if you excuse me, I have new apostles to make. So why don¡¯t you play with the kid which is coming to you while mounted in a giant, blood-red pet? Yeah. Say hi to it. I¡¯m out of here. Chapter 8: Mass Production (I¡¯m starting to lose the mental state needed to produce this thing. I will keep the story following since I hate to let literature half-done, but it probably won¡¯t have the same ¡°feel¡± of the first chapters. Sorry for that. Also, the novel remains reader interactive. Mr.White Skull, your pitch was WAY too outside of the box dude :P) I¡¯m in front of a child. Its name is Medelia, and she¡¯s a psychopathic princess. And she¡¯s on home arrest at her own room. Just. What. I. needed. Omniscience. ¡­ *sigh* What¡¯s the best way for me to get this girl¡¯s servitude? [Answer]: Give her pleasure. By fucking her? [Answer]: No. Then be clearer you dumb shit! ¡­ Argh. What is the best method to give this girl pleasure? [Answer]: Allow her to insert needles on people. That¡¯s it? [Answer]: Yes. Pff. Psychopaths. Motherfuckers can only get pleasure from a single thing. So easy to manipulate. [Medleia]: Who¡¯s there? As if I¡¯m answering to you, bitch. Now give me those hairpins. [Medleia]: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GUARDS! ¡°I name thee, , for I am Messiah.¡± There. 10 Good Karma points and those have become holy weapons as well. With the simple and single effect of being concealed from the regular five senses of all mortals, except their owner. Magicians can sense them, but that doesn¡¯t matter to me. Teleport! Tsc. I¡¯m empty on Karma Points again. Damn Andarluz. How did he get them, by the way? [Answer]: Seph started a fire at the Royal Castle. Andarluz risked his life and freedom to save the servants on the innermost chambers. Who is Seph? And did that idiot Andarluz get himself arrested again? [Answer]: Seph is the boy whom you have assigned the to. Andarluz is free and currently fleeing to the border. Tsc. At least he was a useful idiot. Did Andarluz kill the kid? [Answer]: Seph is alive. Where is he? [Answer]: He has remained in the castle. Doing what? [Answer]: Killing rebels. Why? [Answer]: As a sex slave of General Autwin, Seph has grown a heavy grudge and now seeks revenge. Do he recognizes me as his god? [Answer]: Yes. Good. Two birds with one stone. Now to the next one. ¡­ Actually, fuck this. Omniscience, where¡¯s a calm place where I can think? [Omniscience]: Here¡¯s a list. You could be reading stolen content. Head to the original site for the genuine story. Nice. Let¡¯s go there. Desert. No one around. Good enough. Now¡­ Omniscience, which are the potential followers I can get to my side with just a quick apparition and without needing to expend good karma or more soul energy than I currently have, and which is their current position? [Answer]: Here they are. Two hundred thousand people hum. Most of them won¡¯t give me any great benefit out of the bait, but they are followers. They will act and give me more resources which then I use to get more profitable people on my side. Let¡¯s finish this quickly. Kill the rapist coming to rape this guy. [Prisioner] - Who are you? ¡°Messiah¡±. Teleport. Break this door and let the orphan kid eat as much as his want and steal arms and armor from this barrack¡¯s building. Whisper my name on his ear. Teleport. Stop this sword. Break the guy¡¯s arm. Look at the terrified noblewoman. ¡°Messiah¡±. Teleport. Get to a military lodge, on the Captain¡¯s room. ¡°My name is Messiah.¡± Teleport to the Major¡¯s room and kill him while he rapes the Captain¡¯s wife. Teleport again. Royal Harem. Faint the guard. Wake up the concubine. [Concubine Istma] - What is happening? Give her a deep look. ¡°I¡¯m Messiah.¡± West Saint Church. This place is under Sophia¡¯s influence. Priest¡¯s room. ¡°BEHOLD, MORTAL, MESSIAH!¡± Teleport in a blaze of light. [Notice]: You have received a telepathic message from goddess Sophia. Allow for the message to reach you? Yes. [Sophia]: What are you doing? ¡°Fucking you up.¡± [Sophia]: You¡­ are you insane?! ¡°And what will you do to stop me?¡± [Sophia]: ¡­ ¡°Tell you what, why don¡¯t you make me to be a demon to your followers? Give them a religious revelation?¡± [Sophia]: ¡­ ¡°As I thought¡±. Omniscience, how is goddess Sophia feeling now? [Answer]: Interference. Goddess Sophia feels extremely frustrated. She has lost all of her horniness. Interference. He. To make a succubus lose her horniness. Stupid bitch. As if a piece of pussy would make me go soft on my plan. Teleport. Just appear in front of this guy and speak in thunder voice. Teleport again. And again, again, again, again, until the list is empty. Two hundred thousand motherfuckers worshipping me. Not bad for a few days of work. Now back to my Realm. Chapter 9: Back Home [Miiia]: Master! Miia is fucking one of her sons right now. Carrying my orders as told. Nice. ¡°Get me one of my daughters and get ready yourself. I will fuck you all while I wait.¡± [Miia]: YES! MASTER! My sons back up and my daughters and granddaughters approach. They are weaker as farther away from my own lineage they have been born, but I don¡¯t care. I need to blow off some steam and these motherfuckers can endure only a few seconds of my dick each. Tsc. The ones beyond two generations can¡¯t endure even that. They become insane the moment they touch my cock. Tsc. Don¡¯t matter. Insane demons are more than appropriate for hell. Omniscience, how long until Andarluz reaches his army? [Omniscience]: Two weeks. Tsc. I will expend this time building my hell them. Let¡¯s see. First a front desk to receive and judge people. I have more than enough Bad Karma Points now, so I can create minions with limited access to Omniscience. They can¡¯t get as much as I, but it¡¯s enough to judge the life of the souls of mortals. Now I expand this to around a hundred equal rooms. Considering there¡¯s 10 people getting here every second then I will give 10 seconds for the judgement to happen. It¡¯s useless for them to defend themselves, but the minions don¡¯t need to give them right to defense. They have access to the soul¡¯s lives and can pass judgement according to what we have here. This planet isn¡¯t like earth, which had many pantheons ruling over it. It is a whole universe created from scratch by the Fantasy Pantheon, so their rule here is supreme. Omniscience, which is the regular list of sins and adequate punishments of the Fantasy Pantheon? [Answer]: Here is the list. Is it a divine sin for me to multiply all servitude time by 100 and make the punishments worse? Which is the reincarnation time of this world? [Answer]: It is not a divine sin for the King of Evil to increase the punishments proposed on the list. However, creativity must be only added to the standard punishment. The standard punishment must be done. [Warning]: It is a divine sin for the King of Evil to decrease punishments or fail in punishing the minimal punishment for a sin. Divine sins are punished heavily by the [Writters], therefore, don¡¯t do it. Yeah, yeah, I know. [Answer]: The God Emperor has decided the reincarnation time of this planet to be 2 seconds after a soul reaches hell. TWO SECONDS? IS THIS MOTHERFUCKER INSANE? [Answer]: Interference. Impossible to state the God Emperor¡¯s state of mental health. ¡­ Tsc. Omniscience, wouldn¡¯t following this make me a divine sinner according to the fantasy pantheon¡¯s rules? [Answer]: Yes. Then, how did my predecessor deal with it? [Answer]: Interference. Impossible to say. Tsc. Fuck this guy. Omniscience, how do I make all my minions become aware of the Sin¡¯s List contents? [Answer]: There are many methods. These are them. Good. Let¡¯s go with the easier one. The tale has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation.[Miiia]: Master, I know what to do with many sinners now, but there are many witch doesn¡¯t have any sin! ¡°Yeah, I know. Here¡¯s the thing, I will change things a bit here.¡± [Miiia]: Change? ¡°Just lick my balls. You will see.¡± [Miiia]: Yes. First I will create layers in this hell. First layer will be ¡°heaven hell¡± for those without any sin. The Hellish Judgers will send those people there. Since I can only furnish hell with bad karma points there isn¡¯t much comfort I can give people in the first layer, but they will be free of material needs. There. No need to eat, sleep, have sex or anything. Demons are also forbidden of going there to harm people. They can go to talk, but any harming, oppression or other things is forbidden. Plus, let¡¯s add some grass¡­ a spiritual sun¡­ day and night cicles¡­ spiritual animals¡­ Ah, why not? People there can even have pleasures. They can have sex if they want the pleasure, just don¡¯t have the need to do it. And they can eat food from these always-filled banquet halls, and have fun with each other. They can even have wars, but no one will die or feel pain. Also, the land is infinite and they can find new kingdoms and lands for themselves if they want to. Also, why not libraries? And I will make a demi-god level minion to take care of the place and add things people ask him, as long as they aren¡¯t too expensive. It will be my ¡°suggestion box¡±. Nice. More than adequate. Now, let¡¯s start making real hell. Layer 1, petty crimes, petty punishments. Layer 2, bad crimes, heavy punishments. Layer 3, people I don¡¯t like and which I want to see suffer, freedom for all demons to do whatever they want to this people. Layer 4¡­ let¡¯s just dump everything I have created so far in this layer and keep here for everyone who is a really bad motherfucker. People who raped their mothers and stuff like that. Now a few minions to take care of each place. Layer 4 stays with [Miiia] to take care off while I¡¯m not home. Layer 3 will be given to [Ardulus], my first born son with her. Layer 2 I will give to [Hashra], his first daughter. And Layer 1 stays with [Goodie] the minion I made to take care of the ones who haven¡¯t sinned. Also, let¡¯s make a promotion system. Once someone has suffered the increased penitence on the deeper layer of hell they are entitled to be punished on they will then be allowed to go to a higher level where they are punished for the rest. Eventually everyone who behaves well and don¡¯t commit other horrible crimes while in hell will reach Layer 1 and there will be able to ask for reincarnation if they want to. Nice. ¡­ Wait. Thinking better¡­ If the actions of those in my hell create karma for me¡­ both bad and good¡­ shouldn¡¯t I have done this since the beginning?! I could have reaped a lot of Good Karma Points so far if I hadn¡¯t kept the good guys together with the serial killers and psychopathic murderers, couldn¡¯t I?!! [Answer]: Yes. FUCK YOU OMNISCIENCE! JUST FUCK YOU! Chapter 10: Efficient Hell Remodeling Fuck this whole shit. You know what? What I truly want? I want to rebuild this whole shit. I want more good karma points, I want to take over this shitty world, and I want to start getting some fucking levels. Omniscience, how do I get levels? [Answer]: By contributing to the Pantheon¡¯s glory. And what¡¯s the fastest way to do that? [Answer]: Interference. Denied. In your present condition, that would be to create new planets and species to live under the pantheon. See! Fuck this damn God Emperor. And fuck this shitty hell I made. Holy fuck. Omniscience, how do I maximize Good Karma Points production in this place? [Answer]: There are many methods. Here are some. Fuck this shit. You want for me to give up on Bad Karma collection all together? [Answer]: Omniscience does not possess conscience or a will; Therefore, it does not want. Fucking bullshit. Get me¡­ ¡­you know what, I will lose less time if I ask it more wholesomely. What is the most efficient way of getting both good and bad karma points, without breaking the pantheon rules, and with the flexibility to get whoever I want from this system and isolate them on my own hell, which I am keeping by the way, eh, omniscience, you bitch? [Answer]: Interference. Denied. There are many methods. Here are them. Nice. Just nice. Now let¡¯s rebuild this shit then. Keep this first hell I made by the side, build the new and improved system here¡­ there. Perfect, intelligent, self-governed, self-replicating hellish landscape for making souls get progressively regenerated while also expending some time working up their bad sides. It will analyse every single soul getting here, and then build a personalized hell appropriated to first explore this soul¡¯s bad side, then regenerate it a bit, then explore its good side, then make it fall from grace and do bad stuff again, then regenerate again, and over and over and over¡­ all while making sure it¡¯s punished by the book. I should get plenty of bad and good karma with this. And right when they become so used they can barely move anymore, an indoctrination routine which makes them my followers at a soul level, right before reincarnating. So they will forget about this, but once they see anything about ¡°God Messiah¡±, as long as it matches the indoctrination, they will unconsciously take it as the ultimate truth and become my followers in the physical world. Enjoying this book? Seek out the original to ensure the author gets credit. That¡¯s nice. And I can even take some souls out of it at any time that I want and bring them here to be under my classical demons. Judge minions, I need you no more. So bygone out of existence. [Notice]: You have killed a minion. Where should its soul be redirected to? The fuck, minions have souls?! [Answer]: Minions have souls collected from those under your command. Fuck! I thought they were soulless AI¡¯s. Do they remember their previous lives? [Answer]: By default, minions do not remember their previous lives. Pweeel! Here I was getting all worked up for nothing. Send the fucker¡¯s soul into the new system, I don¡¯t even care. [Miiia] - Masstha, wash appeing? ¡°Don¡¯t talk with your mouth full. I¡¯m just remodeling the place. You have your own dominion, as well as the other guys and girls. The souls here will follow the old system. But the new souls will go into the new system.¡± [Miiia] - Uuuuhm! What the fuck did she wanted to say? [Answer]: Minion Miiia wanted to say ¡°Yes master, thank you so much!¡±. ¡°You¡¯re welcome. Now quit sucking. I will be going back to the physical plane.¡± The demon girl took my dick out of her mouth and was getting ready to put it inside of her. ¡°No, no, no, no time for fucking now. Here, be pregnant and take care of everything.¡± Omniscience, how do I make someone pregnant without having sex with them? [Answer]: Many methods are available for gods of your caliber. Here are them. Fine. The easiest one to do with minions is like this. It expends a lot less bad karma points than I would expect. Also, I will add some extreme pleasure to the mix. Just so they don¡¯t say I¡¯m a bad god for not giving them the D. [Miiia] - AAAAAHHh yyyyyiiishssshhh, massshhttaaaaaa¡­.. yyyyyyy¡­ Yeah, yeah, you¡¯re pregnant now. Back to the physical plane! Chapter 11 : Power Granting Now I have some Karma Points, finally! Shiiit. Should I have fucked Miiia before coming here? There¡¯s no way she will ever find a dick better than mine, but I did call her my ¡°wife¡±. Getting she to be fucked by others make me a fucking cuckhold. Fucking fuck that. Don¡¯t care. I make a good wife later. Or maybe go back in time and change history. As if anything like that mattered. Let¡¯s fucking do what I fucking want to do. Fuck pride. FUCK! I¡¯m angry now. Omniscience, how do I contact them? [Answer]: There are¡­ YEAH, A LOT OF FUCKING WAYS, JUST GIVE ME THEM ALREADY! ¡­. Not like it will answer. But it has granted me the knowledge anyhow, shiit. ¡°OY! Stop fucking each other. I¡¯m jealous. I will fuck everyone once I get there, in the meanwhile be abstinent and see a lot of porn and each other fucking. I want you all dripping wet horny once I get there! The guys as well!¡± Fuck shiiit. Yeah. Let¡¯s fuck some boy demon assholes once I get there. Nothing better to make you a fucking man than fucking any imbecile in your way with your mighty godlike dick. Want to put up an attitude with me? Try doing that with me shoved all the way inside of you, punk ass bitch! YEAH! . Power granting, let¡¯s go. Andarluz should still be getting to his army, but how is that psychopathic princess? What was her name again? [Answer]: Princess Medelia is currently knitting in her room. What has her done so far? [Answer]: Knowledge is being transmitted of the princess activities. He. She masturbates a lot more than I thought. Where I Jesus and she would be given hell. Not that she wouldn¡¯t be given by my hands! HAhahaahahaha! Oh, right. Let¡¯s see. She only killed her father so far?! What a useless cunt. Why did she do that? [Answer]: Princess Medelia is afraid that killing too many royal family members at once will make it difficult for her to ascend to power. This narrative has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. If you see it on Amazon, please report it. And what¡¯s the plan she¡¯s hatching? [Answer]: She plans to take advantage of the chaos following the succession wars over her mother¡¯s second marriage. I see. There¡¯s no prince of adequate age to reign, so if someone marries her mother, this someone will become king. How long will it take for her to succeed? [Answer]: Fifteen years. TOO FUCKING LONG! ¡°Oy.¡± I¡¯m in front of the princess. She¡¯s masturbating again. [Medelia] - Hey. He. She didn¡¯t even stop. Truly a psychopath. ¡°Take your hand out of the way.¡± [Medelia] - Okay. Some remodeling so my dick doesn¡¯t hurt her¡­ and there. I¡¯m inside. [Medelia] - U¡­ uuuhr. ¡°It hurts eh. That¡¯s because I took your virginity. But I will make it feel good, don¡¯t worry.¡± Here. I¡¯m a follower of myself, right? So I¡¯m going to make my dick feels good with Karma Points. Here. Even a virgin should feel wonderful with this. Omniscience, what do I need to give this bitch princess in order for her to have the throne in three days? [Answer]: For getting the throne in three days, such are the methods. Nice. ¡°Now kid, here¡¯s the plan. You will put on this necklace, and once you do it, Duke Ferdnand¡¯s body will become yours to control. You will take him, bring he here to the castle, and ask for your mother¡¯s hand. Then marry her, and fuck her just like I¡¯m fucking you. Once you¡¯re king I will be back to tell you what to do next. Got it?¡± [Medelia] - Aaah¡­ ahh. Ahaaa¡­ aaahaamm.. ¡°Do you got it?¡± [Medelia] - Y.. yes, yes! Aaaah¡­ moreee¡­ ¡°Nice. You can cum now.¡± Cum-restraining dick. Gotta love it. He. I should cum as well. She ain¡¯t producing offspring out of this, but she will need to do it with her mother later. Besides, no good fucking is finished until I cum. Eeeerh, here, here, take it all. Veeery nice. Now, to find other people to rule in my name! - No chapter today - As the title says. Unfortunately i have become a little sick and have zero chances of doing mental work now. This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report. Hopefully i will be better by tomorrow. Chapter 12 - Damios (I''m better now. Not 100%, but good enough to produce something i guess :) ) It¡¯s all about making the right goddamned question. ¡°Which are the people of this world which would give me the bigger amount of Soul Energy from sacrifice after being granted power by me with Good Karma Points and which power should I grant them to receive it?¡± [Answer]: Damios Arshandelle and Yirsh¡¯er Ar-marh-abdulla. Damios should be granted the power to heal people as he desires. Yirsh¡¯er should be granted the power to kill anyone by producing a song form her throat. Both powers must be fueled by sacrifices. Eh. Easy. Who are them and why is that? [Answer]: Damios Arshandelle is the second son of the Arshandelle house of priests of Jaur. Healing the sick is one of their dogmas, but they do not have the power to do so since Jaur punished the house for corruption. Yirsh¡¯er Ar-Marh-Abdulla is a disgraced noblewoman from the Sunnian lands and prostitute which is known as a witch with mythical powers. Allowing her to kill anyone she desires will grant many sacrifices. Both will sacrifice as much as needed in order to remain in power. Let¡¯s get to Damios first. Bright and might. He. I¡¯m on top of his dining table. Nice. No one is screaming. ¡°Damios Arshandelle!¡± [Damios] - MYLORD! He threw himself in the ground and started praying. ¡°Thou hath sinned against me.¡± [Damios] - Forgiveness mylord! I beg of you! ¡°Thou hath taken what was mine.¡± [Damios] - Mylord, I have sinned! Please remove the curse! Please forgive me! Oy, is this possible? Omnyscience? And what curse is this? [Answer]: Interference. denied. It¡¯s only possible if Damios become your follower. His curse is a ¡°curse of poverty¡±. His family shall live in poverty. What is the cost to remove this? [Answer]: The curse was casted with 1 bad karma point. 1 good karma point is needed for the King of Evil to remove it. A good one compensating for a bad one.... if I was a good god, would it be the same? Could I remove the curse or change it somehow? [Answer]: Regular good gods cannot remove the curse casted by other good gods. The Queen of Good can remove the curse. Good gods can overwrite the curse. Neutral gods can remove or overwrite the curse. Ooooh. So all of those punished by the idiots above are a good field of cooptation for me, eh. Nice. ¡°Thou hath worshiped a false god by the name of Jaur.¡± Silence. Let the impact flow into them. Let them absorb it. ¡°Damios¡± [Damios] - My.. mylord? ¡°I am Messiah, King of Gods. Thou shall worship me, and I shall remove thy curse and cover thou in blessing.¡± [Damios] - ¡­ ¡°Damios, why thou remains in silence?¡± Royal Road is the home of this novel. Visit there to read the original and support the author. [Damios] - ¡­ art thou a demon trying to temp me? Shit. A motherfucking imbecile. Omniscience, how do I convince this stupid fool that I¡¯m a god? [Answer]: Damios cannot be convinced through words. Other methods are as follow. Tsc. The son of a bitch had real faith in Jaur, eh. Even if he was a corrupt motherfucker. Fine. I have just enough Soul Energy to do this. It better be worth it. Now, let¡¯s follow omniscience¡¯s instructions aaand.. There. I have access to this shit-head¡¯s mind. Now I overwrite his belief in Jaur and brainwash him. Done. ¡°DO THOU DAREST TO OFFEND THY LORD?¡± [Damios] - MY LORD, FORGIVE ME! I SEE NOW! I SEE THE LIGHT OF THY GRACE! I SEE THE GLORY OF THY EXISTENCE! ¡°Damios. I am thy lord. I am Messiah. Jaur isn¡¯t but a smaller god thou shall not serve, for Messiah desires thou to spread his word.¡± [Damios] - MY LORD! I AM NOT WORTHY! BUT SAY A SINGLE WORD AND I SHALL BE SAVED! ¡°Damios, go and spread my word. Go and collect alms fer me, and sacrifice all fer me. All gold and silver and precious stones and metals thou shall use in my temples. All food thou shall serve in my altar, and only after I eat thou shall eat. All drink must be offered to me, and only after I drink thou shall drink. Be the one who spreads my word, Damios, and I shall be the one to cover thou with the gift of healing the sick in my name.¡± Got to show some dominance over this idiotic fool. I''m the fucking Alpha here, bitch! [Damios] - My lord! I will! ¡°So I make you, Damios, Hierophant. Go and meet the Emperor. Go and meet the Empress. Go and meet the Sorcerer, the Witch and the Fool. And in the path sacrifice thou shall give me, and in the path others thou must convert to the name of the true god. To the name of Messiah.¡± [Damios] - Mylord, thy blessings I am unwhorty off, but thy commands I take with my soul. All I shall give to mylord before having. All glory to thou shall belong, and all food shall be thou before I eat, and all drinks thou must drink of before I drink, and I shall find thy apostles on the world and spread thy name. ¡°Go now, Damios!¡± Now, omniscience, how do I give him both the ability to heal people depending on how much he sacrifices for me and a sense of intuition which shows him exactly where the other important rulers I have put in this world are? [Answer]: Several methods are available. Such they are. He. Let¡¯s go with the most cost-effective. This bitch doesn¡¯t need a lot of power anyhow. Done. I wonder how long will it take for me to take over the world at this rate? [Answer]: 500 years. Shit. Better work faster then. Chapter 13 - Yirsh’er What an unpleasant place. Do people really come here to fuck this woman? [Answer]: Yes. Tell me about bad taste. Smelly herbs all around, wet leather and furs hanging from the walls, food stored in a corner. A two-rooms mud cabin filled with shit all around. Tsc. ¡°Appear, Yirsh¡¯er Ar-marh-abdulla. I know you are here.¡± How am I not seeing her anyway? [Answer]: Yirsh¡¯er is using an invisibility spell. And how do I become able to see all invisible things and people? [Answer]: Here are the methods. Came to know that, did that. Now I can see her. [Yirsh¡¯er] - You are strong, ethereal one. What do you want from Yirsh¡¯er? How can I show her I¡¯m a god easily¡­. [Answer]: The following methods are how to do it. Oh. Easy enough. ¡°Behold, mortal, and know!¡± He. She fainted. How do I wake her up? Methods following into my head¡­. Now. Wake up. Wake up bitch. I would wake you up with my dick, but goddamit, aren¡¯t you an ugly motherfucker. Wake up. [Yirsh¡¯er] - M-m-m-my Lord! Messiah! ¡°Yirsh¡¯er of the desert peoples. I come to grant you power.¡± [Yirsh¡¯er] - Power my lord? ¡°Thou hath lived a difficult life. But thou hath also lived a fruitful life. Yirsh¡¯er of the desert, I concede to thee, the power to kill with your voice. Be pious and sacrifice for me, and thou shall have it with you while you live.¡± A case of theft: this story is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation. [Yirsh¡¯er] - My lord! Done. I thought I would get to fuck some ass this time, but boy, isn¡¯t she ugly as fuck. Let¡¯s see¡­ Oooooh! Damios has already started to sacrifice for me. And quite the amount. What has he sacrificed so long? [Answer]: All of his possessions. Niiice. Now, let¡¯s see.. ¡­ WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY HASN¡¯T MY LEVEL RISEN YET!?!! [Answer]: Interference. Denied. Your level hasn¡¯t risen because no worthy actions have been noticed by the Fantasy Pantheon. WHAT THE HELL?!! HAVEN¡¯T I MADE ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE BELIVE IN ME?! WHAT ELSE SHOULD I DO?! [Answer]: Yes. A table with all the possible actions to strengthen the pantheon and give EXP would be as follows. ¡­ ¡°Increase the creativity of those in the world you control.¡± ¡°Produce a great amount of original fantasy works.¡± ¡°Increase the amount of Energy granted to the Fantasy Pantheon by means of artistic enjoyment¡± ¡­ What¡­ The¡­ Fuck¡­ They want for me to breed artists?!! [Answer]: Interference. Denied. The fantasy pantheon grows when fantasy is spread amongst the living souls. The objective of the EXP system is to guarantee that the fantasy pantheon keeps growing steadily. ¡­. Shit man. That¡¯s fucked up. Chapter 14 - No Fun ¡°Aaawwh, maaan¡­¡± I¡¯m back in my house in hell. [Miiia] - Ah¡­ ah¡­ mashter¡­ mashter is back¡­ everyone¡­ That¡¯s right, I promised this people a hellish orgy, haven¡¯t I? Come here baby¡­ let me taste this demon pussy of yours¡­ [Miiia] - Aaaah¡­ aah, maasshhta¡­. Ah, pussy taste on the morning. Nice. Uuuhm. That lil¡¯demons but seems enticing. With the small ballsack underneath it, tucked away nicely. Yeeah. Guess I will stay here for a bit. Recharging my batteries and stuff. Right. *** *Inhales* fffffFFFFUUUUUUCCKK! Hellshit! Motherfuckers! Sons of syphilic donkeys! The hell, shiit! Seriously? I mean, this universe seriously will give me EXP points only by making mortals create fantasy for themselves? [Answer]: Interference. Denied. Yes. EXP points will be given by making mortals spread fantasy amongst themselves. How the hell did that fat bastard of God Emperor get to level 999 then? [Answer]: Interference. Impossible to reveal. How much to overwrite the interference? [Answer]: Interference. Denied. Impossible to overwrite. God Emperor¡¯s authority on karma points expenditure is on place. Mothershitter! *sigh*¡­ Okay, let¡¯s access the situation. I¡¯m a god. I¡¯m the King of all gods of Evil. Except I¡¯m the one and only evil god in this planet. Which is, by the way, the only planet in this universe. They are both a planet and a universe created by the fantasy pantheon. So everyone has stats and skills and all of that bullshit associated with fantasy worlds, as if it was a videogame. Including me. This narrative has been purloined without the author''s approval. Report any appearances on Amazon. I¡¯m level 1. Which doesn¡¯t mean much since I¡¯m the King of all Evil Gods, except on one single skill of mine - omnipotence. As things are, this world has karma, both bad and good, and also energy. I can use bad karma to build my kingdom - hell -, as well as to summon minions -demons, demi-gods and so on, and good karma to reward my followers with powers and divine skills. I can also use good karma to make divine weapons and so on. On another words, karma is my divine blessing power. Now, energy, I need it to make things in the physical plane. I need energy to make things from nothingness, and also to make any big impact on the physical world. The amount of energy I need is determined by my level. So, the higher my level is, the lesser the amount of energy I need to make things directly, that is, without depending on followers and the such. The problem is, to gain levels I need to spread the fantasy pantheon¡¯s power all over the souls which inhabit this world - that is, I need to make them into creative people which live surrounded by fantasy. Oh shit. I got it. I know how that motherfucker did it. How he reached level 999 so easily. This planet¡­ and the people on it¡­ all of this fantasy skills and shit¡­ that¡¯s the God Emperor¡¯s doing, right?! [Answer]: Interference. Impossible to answer. Overwrite. [Answer]: Impossible to overwrite. God Emperor¡¯s authority in place. Fuck this. I know how to answer this. I need no omniscience. No. There is someone who I can ask to. Right¡­ Mia, goddess of night and despair? Chapter 15 - Goddess Mia I¡¯m at a big gate with numerous inscriptions and murals on it. This is the entrance to Goddess Mia¡¯s place. Her own dominion. I guess the souls of dragons, vampires and other sentient monsters come here after they die. Since they don¡¯t follow the common rules of Morals and so on. So fucking unfair. They should go to my place. Let¡¯s talk to her. Who knows. If everything goes right¡­ ¡­ Maybe I should try talking to Sophia first? ¡­ Nah. She hasn¡¯t been here since the beginning. I want someone who can give me more info. And this one here would be it. Let¡¯s go. [Notice]: You are about to enter a [Neutral God]¡¯s domain. This domain is not on your sphere of influence. Divine power restrictions DO apply. Divine power restrictions? What the fuck? [Answer]: Divine power restrictions apply once a god enters another god¡¯s of same or higher authority realm. Neutral gods are considered of equal authority to all other gods, except the God Emperor. Those restrictions are as follows. He. Basically I¡¯m immortal and all-powerful on my own realm, but on another god¡¯s realm I can be harmed and de-empowered as if I was on the physical plane. I also have limited usage of karma points, needing to overwrite the god¡¯s authority over his realm in order to use them here. Dangerous, but fuck it. My immortality isn¡¯t affected by this, besides, I can always run away, right? [Answer]: Interference. Denied. The act of leaving another god¡¯s realm can be denied temporally with the use of karma points. Tsc. And how easy can she do it? [Answer]: Interference. Denied. Restricted mobility costs 1 billion karma points, standard price. Fuck it. I want to talk to this bitch, I will talk to this bitch. How long can she keep it up? [Answer]: Interference. Denied. The effect¡¯s standard time is one minute. She can¡¯t do jack shit in this time. Let¡¯s enter. [Mia] - To think you would come to my realm on your own accord. How very stupid of you. [Notice] - Harmful interference is being projected on your existence. Would you like to overwrite it? Cost: 50 billion and 1 Karma Points of any nature. He. As if I had 50-fucking-billion karma with me. [Notice] - You have been subjected to harmful interference. Stolen from its original source, this story is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. Power limitation is on course. Special powers are being taken away. Denied. [Pantheon] interference in effect. Immortality cannot be taken. Divinity Transference is starting. Denied. [Pantheon] interference in effect. Divinity cannot be transferred. Emotional limitation is on course. Bravery is being taken away. Impulsiveness is being taken away. Cunningness is being taken away. Joy is being taken away. Happiness is being taken away. Love is being taken away. Willpower is being taken away. Desire to act is being taken away. Resistance to obedience and servitude is being taken away. Emotional Input is on place. Despair is being allocated. Pain is being allocated. Shame is being allocated. Humiliation is being allocated. Bodly form is being dissolved. Violation is being allocated. Desire to give up is being allocated. Eternal servitude is being allocated. Denied by Divinity Equality Principle. Partial servitude is being allocated. Denied by God¡¯s position as King of Evil Gods. Subservience is being allocated. Denied by God¡¯s position as King of Evil Gods. Desire to serve is being allocated. Motion and Movement limitations are being allocated. Interference finished. 31 billion karma points have been used on applying the effects above. 19 billion karma points will be used to extend the limitation¡¯s duration. The imprisoned god is of King class. Imprisonment lasts 1 minute extra for every billion karma points used on time extension. Expected duration of the effects: 0 millenia, 0 years, 0 months, 0 days, 0 hours, 20 minutes, 0 seconds. Well¡­ shit. Chapter 16 - Deus Ex Hidden Conspiration [Mia] - Now... it seems you can¡¯t give away your divinity, or just die already. So, why don¡¯t you tell me how to kill you? . It hurts. . What is happening? . It hurts¡­ . ¡°I¡­ you¡­ need to¡­ get a¡­¡± . [Mia] - NOT LIKE THAT, STUPID! . AARGH! . IT HURTS! IT HURTS! . [Mia] - Tell me¡­ with your mind. Just like how everyone else tells everything to everyone. . How do I do that? . [Answer]: The referred method is as it follows. . IT HURTS! . [Mia] - Comme on¡­ why are you taking so¡­ . BOOM! . [Mia] - OUT OF MY REALM! . [Sunnis] - You don¡¯t have the power to make me go away Mia. Not anymore. You have expended it all on the kid there. . [Mia] - You bastard¡­ do you intend to rebel as well?! Stolen story; please report.. [Sunnis] - Why shouldn¡¯t I? I don¡¯t think a minor offense would upset His Majesty so much. Especially if it¡¯s to take you down. . [Mia] - Liar. That¡¯s only because he hasn¡¯t awoken yet. . [Sunnis] - Then, isn¡¯t this the reason why you dared to do what you did as well? I have to say, 50 billion karma points and trapping a King-level god. After expending so much, the warning on the Emperor¡¯s head must have sounded so loud it could blow up the sun. And still, he hasn¡¯t awakened. You must have done quite the trick on him to make this possible. . [Mia] - And who said it was I? . [Sunnis] - Ziphur did. . [Mia] - ¡­ . [Sunnis] - ¡­Begone. . Something is amiss. . My master. . My master is gone! . Where is she?! . Where is my master?! . [Sunnis] - Quiet. . My new master gave me an order. . I should do my best to follow it. . Because I want to follow master¡¯s order. . Still, it hurts so much! . I¡¯m sorry master, I¡¯m sorry¡­ . I can¡¯t stop my mouth. . It hurts too much! Too much, master, too much! . [Sunnis] - You have luck. . Thank you master. Chapter 17 - God Sunnis. ¡°FUCK!¡± . ¡°SHITFUCK DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER STUPID SHITFUCK SHIIT!¡± . [Sunnis] -¡­ . ¡°FUUUUUCK!¡± . ¡°THE FUCK WAS THAT?!¡± . [Answer] - God Sunnis has taken away Goddess¡¯s Mia¡¯s divinity and banished her from the realm of the gods. . ¡°THE HELL? AND WHERE IS THAT BITCH NOW?!¡± . [Answer]: Goddess Mia has been expelled from the present universe and has been sent to the fantasy pantheon¡¯s ¡°god reincarnation¡± pavilion in order to be judged in terms of her actions and given options for the future. . ¡°Wait, what?¡± . [Answer]: Goddess Mia has been expelled (¡­) . I know this much, shit. . I mean, what the hell you mean with be judged? . [Answer]: Gods which have the possibility of dying are judged according to the Fantasy Pantheon¡¯s code of morals and given a score resulting from such. The resulting score will be added to their Level as gods. . And what happens then? . [Answer]: Gods whose levels, after the measurement, are equal or greater than one will remain gods. Gods whose levels after the measurement are smaller than one will be demoted to the demi-god category and given a tutor god. . And what happens when a god is immortal? Am I at danger here? . [Answer]: When a god is immortal the judgement can be called by the corresponding Emperor God, or will be done routinely every billion years. You are not at danger of being judged since your contract with King of Evil Gods Marhlick predicts that you shall take his place temporally and not in a definitive manner. Henceforth, the worse possible outcome is the forced cancelation of your contract, in which case you will be returned to your previous form. . You will make me become human again if I¡¯m a bad god. . And you call that ¡°not being at danger¡±? . What a joke. . Anyhow. . I have to thank this guy in front of me. . He saved my ass after all. . Not that Mia would have been able to do something too bad with me. . But that was humiliating. . And here I was, thinking I could unite forces with that bitch to make myself God Emperor of this place. . What a joke. . But then again. . 50 fucking billion Karma Points. . What. . The. . Damn. . That¡¯s a fucking load of karma. . Besides, did she ask me how to get me killed? Didn¡¯t she know this much by looking at my memories or something? . [Answer]: Yes. Goddess Mia has been stripped of [Omniscience] regarding other gods and goddesses¡¯ weaknesses¡¯. . He. . She must have been quite the bitch on her day. . Anyhow. . ¡°Thanks.¡± . [Sunnis] - You back to yourself? . ¡°Yes¡± . [Notice] - Interference in effect. God Sunnis desires to know about which interferences are upon you at the present moment. 1 karma point used. Overwriting this interference costs 2 karma points. . He. . Fair enough. . Allow. . [Sunnis] - Good. . ¡°So, care to explain what the hell happened here?¡± . He¡¯s rising his eyebrow. . ¡°It¡¯s a human thing. I want to know why have you helped me.¡± . [Sunnis] - I did not. . I see. . For personal gain there. . Right? . [Answer]: Interference. . Of course. . Knowing his private reasons would be an offense. . ¡°You did it because of the souls?¡± . [Sunni] - No. . ¡°Why then?¡± . [Sunni] - Mia was a menace. I thought it was time to end it once for all. . ¡°Yeah, she was a bitch¡±. . [Sunni] - ¡­ . ¡°So, you don¡¯t want those souls, right? Can I take them with me?¡± . Plenty of monster souls would give me some epic tale materials. I could use them in a lot of manners. . [Sunni] - No. It¡¯s the Emperor¡¯s orders. The victor takes the spoils. Monsters and dragons are mine now. I will be their god. . ¡°And how do you intend to make them know you are their god?¡± . [Sunni] - Emperor allows for a prophet to be born once a god takes the other¡¯s dominion. My prophet will let them know, so Mia won¡¯t be reborn as a god made of imagination of the followers. . ¡°I see.¡± . Gods can be born out of imagination and belief that they exist, like Ziphur. So it would be bad if they kept believing in Mia as a living goddess. . Tsc. . [Sunni] - But I have use for you. If you want. . ¡°Use for me? Do I look like a fucking puppet to you?!¡± . Motherfucker. . [Sunni] - Mean no offense. You interested in business? This book''s true home is on another platform. Check it out there for the real experience.. Tsc. . Desert rascal. . ¡°What is your deal?¡± . [Sunni] - For my prophet to reach the monsters and educate them, it will take many years. But it will happen faster if evil god presses them. You send your prophet, I send mine. In the end, you let me win. . The fuck. . I don¡¯t wanna lose! . ¡°Like hell I¡¯m going to lose to you! How am I to talk to my peeps if I do it?¡± . [Sunni] - Shame. I wanted to help us both. I will go now. You should go as well. Once I take the souls the place will crumble away. . ¡°Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute¡±. . I have an idea. . ¡°What if we become allies? I will send my guy to destroy the ones who still pray to Mia, but the ones who pray to you will be ignored. Also, you won¡¯t let your guys attack my guys.¡± . [Sunni] - This is offensive. Please take it back. . ¡°Offensive? Why?¡± . [Sunni] - Not letting my followers attack humans because they pray to you. Unacceptable. . Uhm. . I don¡¯t get it. . Why would it be offensive? . [Answer]: God Sunni believes in the law of nature. In the law of strength and valor on survival. It is offensive to him if his followers are made incapable of attacking someone because of alliances with gods. . AND HOW DID THIS FUCKER THOUGHT OF ME LETTING HIS GUYS WIN?! . [Answer]: Interference. Impossible to answer. . Tsssssc. . Idiot. . ¡°Okay, here, I take it back. But I don¡¯t want to send my guys to be slaughtered by your prophet or anything.¡± . [Sunni] - It¡¯s shame. . ¡°Hey. Let¡¯s at least make a deal then. I keep the souls of the ones my guys kill, as long as they don''t pray to you. You can keep all others. This way your prophet will have a reason to convert those guys.¡± . [Sunni] - And this helps how? . ¡°There is a lot of ways. I promise to make at least one each three come back as a tormented undead with memories of a terrible hell I will send them to. Then the ones who reincarnate will come back in monster families that worship you, so they will know instinctively that I am a threat to them.¡± . [Sunni] - One each three. Why? . ¡°Hey, I¡¯m helping you, so help me too. I keep the ones my followers kill, and you keep all those who believe in you and we share the ones who don¡¯t believe in either of us.¡± . [Sunni] - No sharing the ones who doesn¡¯t believe. They are mine. . Tsc. . ¡°Okay. I will keep only the ones my followers kill and which doesn''t worship you. The rest is yours to take.¡± . [Sunni] - Very well. You negotiate hard, but your help is better than others. You can keep the souls of the monsters you or your believers kill. . ¡°Nice doing business with you. Just¡­¡± . [Sunni] - Yes ? . ¡°No, nothing. Have a good day.¡± . [Sunni] - I will be going now. . I wonder¡­. Why hasn¡¯t he asked someone else for help? . [Answer]: The Emperor God so determinates that all opposing forces which are used to boost faith in a god must come from the King of Evil Gods or one of the Evil Gods beneath him. . The hell? . Does that mean the fucker gets an ¡°in¡± into every single tale, legend, fantasy, song and everything else people do because of those wars and stuff??! . [Answer]: Interference. Impossible to know. . Tsc. . Let¡¯s use the good old pantheon rules. . Do an Emperor God making such a rule gets levels when the other gods, following it, generate fantasy in the world? . [Answer]: Interference. Denied. Yes. . Obese capitalist pig motherfucker. . No wonder he¡¯s level 999, exploiting everyone like this. . Tsc. . You know what, just fuck that dude. . I¡¯m fucking tired now. . Let¡¯s get back home and then send a prophet or something to kill monsters and dragons back on the physical plane. . The more they kill, the better for me. The monsters may have different morals compared to humans, but I bet they also produce karma, right? . [Answer]: Monster karma table production is as it follows. . Ha. . ¡°Producing artificial waste¡±. . ¡°Killing for any reason other than hunger or for fun.¡± . ¡°Mating outside of the mating season.¡± . ¡°Refusing to follow one¡¯s instincts.¡± . Monsters sin by doing human stuff? . HAHAHAHAHAAH. . That¡¯s just fucking hilarious. . Let¡¯s go. . I have some monsters to humanize after getting Miiia to suck my dick slowly and carefully. . Choosing my first minion to be a female and then naming it after the one bitch goddess that declared war to me on the first day of meeting the other gods. . Better. Decision. Ever. Chapter 18 - Make it Sin How much to give super-human self-control to this thing? [Answer]: 5000 energy. Fair enough. I¡¯m raising an Elder Ancient Dragon King from the dead. It has been killed by myself. Because fuck dragons, that¡¯s why. I¡¯m in the physical plane, just finished cumming litters inside my minnions, and it is freaking time to start this PARTEEE! And by that I mean reviving my first Prophet - the old King of Dragons, this Golden-Red dragon I have just killed. ¡°Welcome back, Airjsmurh.¡± [Airjsmurh] - I¡¯m back to the world of the living. ¡°How much do you remember ?¡± [Airjsmurh] - ¡­ master came out of nowhere and struck me in the forehead with magical lightning of unspeakable power. I can only believe master is a God. ¡°Indeed I am. Do you know the other ones?¡± He. He¡¯s bowing his head to me. [Airjsmurh] - Yes master. I used to be a close friend of goddess Sophia and also an adviser of god Sunnis. Shit. This guy was the mightiest dragon, so I thought he for sure worshipped Mia¡­ but to think he had good relations with the other gods¡­ ¡°Wait, wait¡­ you knew those two? What about Mia?¡± [Airjsmurh] - Mother dearest was the one to reign over my destiny before master took her place in my hearth. Oooh¡­ So he DID worship her. That explains why his soul came to me after his death. ¡°That¡¯s good. Let me present myself then. My name is Messiah, and I¡¯m the Emperor God above all.¡± [Airjsmurh] - So it¡¯s master the Old and Revered One! This Airjsmurh didn¡¯t expect to be honored to ever meet the Old and Revered One! Please allow this lowly servant to serve the Emperor God! ¡°Of course I will, Airjsmurh. For I see in you great potential for serving me.¡± [Airjsmurh] - Say and it shall be done, my master. ¡°First, I desire for you to look for the great monsters, dragons and demons of this continent. You shall be my prophet. Entice those who worship your mother to attack the humans and take their riches. They shall not eat the weak amongst the humans, however. They must feed only on the strongest, only on those humans worth of killing and eating. This is my will.¡± [Airjsmurh] - As you wish so shall be done, my master. Airjsmurh is making a low, reverberating sound with his throat¡­ it¡¯s almost like a huge cat purring. Is this because he¡¯s happy? [Answer]: Yes. How peculiar. ¡°I see you are pleased with my orders.¡± [Airjsmurh] - Master makes this Airjsmurh very happy for lifting the vow imposed on us. ¡°I see. However, I do not want you to do only that.¡± [Airjsmurh] - Say and it shall be done, Oh Holy One. ¡°I have given you the gift of transmutation and the body of a revenant dragon. You shall transform into a human form and live amongst them. Look for a man named Andarluz. He shall give you a position worthy of a duke. Accept also a Muse under the name of Meleya to be at your side at all times, as your wife. With his armies, march to where those who refuse to listen are and kill them while looking like a human. You shall be my prophet amongst humans and punish those who defy my orders.¡± Stolen content alert: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences.[Airjsmurh] - I¡­. I understand, my master. ¡°You seem displeased with my orders.¡± [Airjsmurh] - No! I shall not fault my Lord! Airjsmurh is bowing his head so low it¡¯s touching the dirt. He. I guess he¡¯s sincere. Or a good faker. ¡°Then, these powers I bestow unto you. Also, feel free to bring terror to all countries which ever go against Andarluz¡¯s. You can ravage them and collect their riches for yourself.¡± How do I give all of these powers to him ? [Answer]: Such are the methods. Uhm. Many of them involve Soul Energy, but it seems the [Promotion to True Prophet] is the best one. It only costs karma points after all. Are there any downsides to it? [Answer]: Interference. Impossible to answer. What is a true prophet? What are the advantages and bad sides to creating one? [Notice]: The Emperor God has created rules for creating True Prophets. Here they are. Yada yada, you must only do it when I let you do it, bullshit Emperor. [Answer]: A true prophet is a true messenger of a god. It holds invulnerability to any weapons except holy weapons and can only be killed if his god allow for such a thing. Karma points will be automatically allocated to prevent any scenario where the prophet is killed before the god so gives it permission. It can contact the god through prayers and can also give blessings in its name by using the god¡¯s karma points. Prophets do not accumulate karma or energy for themselves, instead, all accumulated karma and/or energy is directed to their god. A true prophet becomes marked by the god and will be recognized by anyone who knows of that god¡¯s identity. He. Useful enough. Can I make it so he needs my permission for any blessing given? [Answer]: Interference. Denied. Yes. What are the methods? [Answer]: Interference. Denied. Such are the methods. Okay. Let¡¯s get going with this shit. There. Done. ¡°There. Now, transform so I can see your form.¡± [Airjsmurh] - As you wish, my master. Airjsmurh¡¯s body became stiff and then gradually became totally black, as if painted by black ink. A few moments later, it disappeared. In front of me is a beautiful busty, well-rounded and very fitness-like woman. Damn. Dat Ass! Chapter 19 - Getting to Know Her Better [Airjsmurh] - Is my body to your liking, my master? ¡°Yes.¡± Is it just my impression or is she talking without realizing I have the hugest of boners right now? [Answer]: Airjsmurh cannot notice a god¡¯s arousal. ¡°Airjsmurh.¡± [Airjsmurh] - Yes Master? ¡°I like your body so much, I decided to mate with you.¡± She¡¯s speechless. Oh, here we come. She¡¯s regaining her composure. [Airjsmurh] - If it pleases my master, then I shall give him my body and soul. Oh, darling. Your soul is mine already. Just your body¡­ Well, it¡¯s an undead body, but it¡¯s a Revenant. So it isn¡¯t totally dead. Besides, I¡¯m pretty sure I can make it work wonders, right? [Answer]: Yes. And how can I make it? [Answer]: There are many methods available. These they are. Oh, nice. I think I will go with this one today. ¡°Close your eyes.¡± [Airjsmurh] - Yes, master. First, I toss this physical body aside. My divine body can have sex with her on both soul and body alike. Not to mention simple mortal flesh can be manipulated freely by my god body. So I can make it so she¡¯s lubricated and moist for me. And here I go.. Ooooh, hell, she¡¯s gotten a dragon¡¯s texture inside. So good! [Airjsmurh] - UURH! UUUFHR! UUUUUHHRRRMNG! AAARH! AHR! ARH! Oh, is she losing her mind already? [Answer]: Yes. Damn. I always forget mortals cannot withstand god-level dick. Miiia herself can barely withstand it, and she¡¯s a demi-goddess¡­ of course a mere Dragon-King class mortal can¡¯t withstand it. Well, at least she isn¡¯t dying. Since she¡¯s dead already, and I¡¯m going slow on her - meaning her soul isn¡¯t being ejected out of her body with each trust. Well, let¡¯s just give it a little more of a taste. Yeah¡­ niiice¡­ [Airjsmurh] - IIIGHHHG! IIIIIII! Now, that¡¯s it. She¡¯s about to lose it forever now. Better stop. There. I¡¯m out of her. Did she get any permanent damage from that? [Answer]: Yes. Well, she¡¯s drooling on the ground, so I figured as much. What about healing it. Can I heal her? [Answer]: Yes. Such are the methods. The story has been illicitly taken; should you find it on Amazon, report the infringement. Uuuuhm¡­ let¡¯s see¡­ Here. This spell is the one which expends the smaller amount of Energy. Even if it¡¯s still a ridiculous amount. I¡¯m happy Yirsh¡¯er and Damios are doing a good job. Where did they get so many sacrifices from? [Answer]: Yirsh¡¯er has been collecting sacrifices through multiple means of extortion and subterfuge, including politic stratagems. Damios has been collecting sacrifices through his healing power, by asking those to be healed to give away everything they have. The detailed collection of deeds is as it follows. Wow. Yirsh¡¯er killed a few nobleman already, and got herself to become a royal concubine. While Damios is traveling with an un-fucking-believable crowd of followers besides him, most of them sick and nearly dead. He orders everyone to give everything. If you¡¯re a Duke then he asks you to give from your titles to your clothes. And if you¡¯re a beggar then he will take your meals or even stones you have collected in the pavement, if there¡¯s any o collect. I wonder if he isn¡¯t going to get killed for asking noble people to give away their titles? [Answer]: Yes. When? [Answer]: The highest probability points to three months from now. And how can I make it so he can avoid being killed with the minimum expenditure of resources? [Answer]: The methods available are these. Wow. Lots of possibilities here. Let¡¯s go with giving him a blessing which teleports him to a nearby place if he¡¯s ever in mortal danger. How do I do it? [Answer]: There are.. Yeah, yeah, methods, methods, it¡¯s all you say! Here. Done. For fuck¡¯s sake. Oh, Airjsmurh is waking up. [Airjsmurh ] - Ma¡­master¡­ that¡­ that was¡­ amazing¡­ ¡°I know. A shame I couldn¡¯t give you my seed.¡± [Airjsmurh] - No? Master¡­ ¡°Don¡¯t be so down. You¡¯re still mortal, no matter how powerful you are. Become at least a demi-goddess, or you won¡¯t ever be able to hold me inside of you and give me pleasure.¡± [Airjsmurh] - Yes! Master, I will! ¡°Good. Now go.¡± [Airjsmurh] - Yes! Good girl. Now, to go looking for Meleya. Or, better saying¡­ To go take Meleya from Jaur. He will hate me SO much after this, hehehehe. Chapter 20 - Meleya. A thing about gods having extra-official affairs with mortals is that¡­ It¡¯s possible, but not easy. At least if you¡¯re a sissy who follows the damn Emperor¡¯s orders. You see, you have to meet a number of conditions. Loving the mortal soul you want to have a child with is one of these conditions. So ms.Meleya¡¯s mom is Jaur¡¯s loved lover. Now, the second condition is that the mortal can¡¯t know about you and your existence. This woman is even married to a certain Joseph. Hohoho. Jaur, you stupid motherfucker. The Emperor can¡¯t kill you. Still, you would rather have your loved woman fucked by a lowly, smelly guy instead of going against him. Tsc tsc. Well, your beloved daughter will be my secretary then. Not that you can do anything against it. One of the consequences of having a half-god with a mortal is that you can¡¯t enter in contact with her until the day she dies! Hahahahah. Oh boy. I either get this living pussy of a god to quit being open 24/7 for the Emperor God¡¯s dick or get him so wounded he won¡¯t be strong enough to fight me when I¡¯m making them follow me. It¡¯s life. I¡¯m here. ¡°Meleya, daughter of Maria.¡± [Meleya ] - ¡°Who¡¯s there?!¡± She¡¯s a 12-yrs old girl with nice hair. Meh. Not my type. Too much of a nose, too much snot coming out of it. Besides, she just reeks to Jaur¡¯s scent. Fucking her would be like fucking Jaur¡¯s sunny ass. Nope. You can be at ease with this much buddy. The tale has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation. I won¡¯t fuck your daughter. ¡­not now at least. ¡°Meleya, daughter of Maria. I¡¯m God Emperor Messiah, and I come with a revelation to thee.¡± [Meleya ] - ¡°Revelation ?¡± Ugh. She¡¯s cleaning the snot while looking to me with an inquisitive face. Will this bastard really become the greater muse ever naturally born in this mortal world? [Answer]: The future-probability calculations point to a 99.9999999% chance of Meleya being the greater muse ever naturally born in the mortal world. Urgh. I can change this and make a new one which is just better, but naturally-spawning muses have the benefit of giving more levels. They somehow entice more the minds of people than artificial envoys. Besides, she¡¯s Jaur¡¯s daughter. It will be very useful to have her as my follower and muse. ¡°See and know!¡± [Meleya] - Aaaah! Good. She¡¯s taken by fear and adoration to me. Just like Damios. ¡°Meleya, daughter of Maria. I grant upon thee the ordeal of writing the story of my people and prophets. I, Messiah, God Emperor of this world, have sent my prophets to spread my word and my apostles to do my biding. They will come for you, and thou shall write about them with transcendent beauty.¡± Oh. She can¡¯t answer. She¡¯s peeing herself. Tsc. Just a kid. A Jaur-scented kid. So be it. She¡¯s my follower already. Besides, she has understood the order I gave her. Now, time to head back home and plan my next step. Chapter 21 - Jaur’s Despair [Notice] - God Jaur solicites permission for telepathic message. [Notice] - Goddess Sophia solicites permission for telepathic message. [Notice] - God Ziphur solitices permission for telepathic message. [Notice] - Goddess Nina solicites permission for telephatic message. [Notice] - God Sunnis soliticites permission for telephatic message. [Notice] - Goddess Amida solicites permission for telephatic message. Wow! Holy shitcow. Everyone wants to talk to me? Ain¡¯t I freakingly popular. Let¡¯s hear their pleas. Last one first. Cause fuck you Jaur for wanting to be the first one. [Amida] - Evil One, I humbly ask for you to accept the intimation of god Jaur. Thou shall have my eternal gratitude for doing so. Hoooo¡­ We started well. I do like the librarian-type of girls. They usually are the kinkiest. [Sunnis] - Evil God Messiah, I humbly ask in name of our mutual understanding that you come to the God Meeting. I shall offer you possession over the souls of atheistic monsters as tributes, may you concede such grace for me. Wow. What the fuck. Did Jaur just called my mom fat or something? Whatever he said, people are just holding their assholes in the grip of their hands, aren¡¯t them? [Nina] - Yo, evil-chan! Me and mom are wanting to throw a party at your place later. But we need to come to this reunion thing, because, you know, rules and everything¡­ can you come by? Please? Pretty please? I will give you a lot of good karma if you do! Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings. Please come! He. [Ziphur] - Lord of Evil. Your actions have greatly angered Jaur and his anger may be a treat to all of us. Please come to the meeting. It is on the best interest for us all to have a peaceful resolution to this. I believe all are willing to make sacrifices in order to have the situation sorted out. Uhm. Even Ziphur eh. Well, let¡¯s see what did Jaur said of sooo bad. I bet its just childish ramblings. Besides, even if he did talk shit about my mother, I have so much to win by just going to this meeting or whatever¡­ I bet it isn¡¯t so bad. [Sophia] - Can you please come? I know you may be feeling bad about what he said, but we really need to avoid this. He won¡¯t listen to me and has given up on his post as my subordinate already. Everything is in chaos. Wow. He has defected from Sophia¡¯s side? I guess the little cub has grown some fangs. [Jaur] - To all gods. The actions of this so called god Messiah are unacceptable. I will give him one last chance to amend for his errors. Otherwise, I shall fulfill the prophecy and awake our true Lord. Meh. Not as bad as I thought. I guess these guys think I¡¯m an irascible jumping donkey or something. This much isn¡¯t enough to trigger me. Not at all. Not.At.All. Motherfucker. Chapter 22 - Second Gods Meeting I have come to the god¡¯s reunion place. The atmosphere is solemn, but fuck me if this motherfucker doesn¡¯t look good being 20 times smaller than me. Yeah. Seated in the middle of Ziphur and Sunnis. Not a subordinate of Sophia anymore, I see. Good to see you as a Neutral God, Jaur. Good to see you like that. Except I¡¯m not liking the sound to my right. This motherfucker¡­ he¡¯s talking on his sleep. [God Emperor] - zz.. ah¡­. Aah¡­ [Notice]: By requisition of God Jaur a Divine Judgement Session has started. The required god may now expose his plea. Jaur got up from his chair. He¡¯s looking as stupid as ever. [Jaur] - Goddess Sophia, even though it costed me the post as your subordinate, the process has now begun. It cannot be stopped anymore! [Sophia] - ¡­ [Jaur] - Your Majesty! [Notice] - Activation word noted. All that¡¯s being spoken by God Jaur now will count towards the Official Records. No lies are permitted. [Sophia] - Jaur, please stop that! Calling up a Divine Judgement is a thing, starting up the Official Records is an entirely different matter! You¡¯re dooming us all! Sophia is rising from her chair. Jaur just looked at her with contempt. [Jaur] - I now declare God Messiah as a violator of His Majesty¡¯s Will! Please restrain him! [Notice]: Capital Offense has been declared. God Messiah is being evaluated. Capital Crimes verified. God Messiah is being restrained. [Notice]: By the might of the God Emperor¡¯s Authority, you have been restrained. All divine powers are reduced to the minimum during this session. Denied. [System Notice]: Higher Authority Tier has been detected. [Writter]¡¯s Authority has been put into practice. God Emperor¡¯s Authority is being overwritten. Restrainment of Immortality is denied by the system. Restrainment of Contract with an Outside-Local-Pantheon demon is denied. All of the contract¡¯s clauses are protected by the [Writer]¡¯s Authority. Everyone else, except Sophia and Nina, is pale white. Jaur¡¯s mouth has dropped and he¡¯s gagging words. Don¡¯t tell me¡­ ¡°Hey, Jaur¡­ you¡­ have you really thought the God Emperor was the highest authority there is?¡± He¡¯s looking at me while blinking surprised. [Notice]: Goddess Sophia desires permission for Telepathic Chat. Would you agree? Allow it. [Sophia] - ¡°Don¡¯t tell them. They have been tricked by him.¡± ¡°Tell me this story right. How come they don¡¯t know about the Fantasy Pantheon Rules?¡± [Sophia] - ¡°It¡¯s a long story. They are all new. Lived through this universe only. The Emperor is everything to them. Now that Mia isn¡¯t here anymore, even I didn¡¯t knew some things¡­ like how the beings above are called [Writters].¡± ¡°Right¡­ here¡¯s the thing. I will keep my mouth shut, but you will own me.¡± [Sophia] - ¡°I own you already.¡± Nice. Really nice. [Jaur] - Y.. you¡­ what was that? What trickery was that?! ¡°You see Jaur, I suppose you¡¯re a new guy here, so I will give you a small idea about what is happening. Your God Emperor isn¡¯t the top authority there is. He answers to someone¡¯s authority. And I have come here under such an authority. Do you get it now?¡± [Jaur] - You¡­ you¡­ you have more authority than the Emperor? You?! You could be reading stolen content. Head to the original site for the genuine story. ¡°Hey, hey, hey, no need to get all worked up. I don¡¯t have more authority than him. I¡¯m just protected from him using his authority to crush me. You can say I¡¯m here to show you guys how unfair this one has been.¡± [Jaur] - How¡­ unfair¡­ His face turned sour. ¡°You just tried to look it up on [Omniscience] and got blocked, didn¡¯t you?¡± [Jaur] - How do you know that? At least your [omniscience] should have been limited! ¡°And it was. But I can see you as if you had a human body. I don¡¯t know if this is just how the worlds of gods get translated into my view to emulate me being a god, or if this is also how you see each other, but I can see your face now and it has shown your emotions wonderfully.¡± [Jaur] - As if we were humans¡­ as if we¡­ ¡°Tell me, Sophia, is this how I see it, or is this how they really are?¡± [Sophia] - ¡­ I can¡¯t answer this question. ¡°Let me guess. Other thing the Emperor God decided they shouldn¡¯t know, right? No worries. My omniscience is limited, but it¡¯s here yet. And some kind of questions he doesn¡¯t has the authority to deny.¡± How should I ask this¡­ Right. The way I see the other gods is how they truly are? [Answer]: Interference. Denied. The way a King-Class god sees other gods is the one in which he or she can take most benefit out of it. ¡°Niice. Here is the deal. I see you like this because this is the form I take more benefit from. A King-Class god will see other gods in a way that benefits him. I wonder if I can see you like you want to be seen?¡± [Answer]: Yes. Such are the methods. Nice. Let¡¯s see them how they want to be seen. Jaur is a small sphere. A sun. Sophia is a woman enveloped on radiant, peaceful light. Ziphur, Sunnis and Amida are pure concepts without form. Craftiness, Survival and Wisdom, Knowledge. And Nina is just Nina. She keeps a human form then. Interesting. ¡°Very interesting. If I was seeing you like a Sun I surely wouldn¡¯t have noticed your emotions so easily. Now, I want to show you many other things, and show you that I¡¯m not your enemy. But you need to give me a chance to do so.¡± [Jaur] - A CHANCE?! AFTER ALL YOU DID, YOU WANT A CHANCE?! I¡¯ll restrain the little bitch. How much to keep him tied up and shut up? [Answer]: Impossible to interfere with other god while Divine Judgement is upon the gods. Shit. ¡°YES I WANT A CHANCE! BECAUSE YOU FOLKS ARE BEING USED BY THIS IDIOT HERE, AND IN WAY WORSE WAYS THAN I AM!¡± My voice echoes far stronger than Jaur¡¯s. Indeed, he is kneeling on the ground while holding his ears. He and all of the lesser gods. Only Sophia is just lightly bothered by it. I think being 20 times bigger than then is more than just for show. I can actually injure then with my might, eh~~ ¡°This stupid ritualistic form he made you guys get in, for example. We don¡¯t need to be twenty times bigger than you folks. And he doesn¡¯t need to be twenty times bigger than us!¡± [God Emperor] - Do my way of ruling the realm bothers you, outsider? What dreadful eyes on my back. The motherfucker is awoken. Shit. Chapter 23 - Half-Awaken Idiot All of the gods are prostrating themselves. Sophia is trying to come up with an excuse. [Sophia] - Your Majesty! Please forgive us for not waking you up earlier, we¡­ [God Emperor] - Enough! I will deal with this latter. Now that I look better it doesn¡¯t seem as if his body is moving at all. It isn¡¯t. The hell is happening here? [Answer]: Interference. Denied. The God Emperor has managed to wake his consciousness and a part of his mind, but not the rest of himself. This is the manifestation in front of you. Does he have limited powers like this? Is he unable to take away my own powers? [Answer]: Interference. Denied. The god emperor does have limited powers in this state. He is fully capable of punishing gods of King class. Shit. [God Emperor] - This damn needle pain in my mind again. Is this your doing? Tsc. I feel like a kid being reprehended by an adult. Fuck it. I won¡¯t bow to this motherfucker. Steel myself. Steel motherfucker, steel! ¡°Yeah. I¡¯m here under a contract from the Fantasy Pantheon¡¯s demons who are directly under the writers.¡± [God Emperor] - The writer? The hell¡­ He¡¯s looking upwards. Then his faced turned into that of someone who just drunk something extremely bitter. [God Emperor] - Y¡¯are a trouble fer me. Get out of my universe. Now. Ugh. What pressure. I¡¯m sweating all over. What are you, a western xerif or something? [Answer]: Interference. Impossible to uncover the God Emperor¡¯s previous incarnation. ¡°As if I was going to get out like this. Besides, I have a contract to uphold. I can¡¯t get out, mr. Hypocrite Asshole.¡± Thunder and lightning everywhere. Yep. Not the smartest move on my part. [Emperor God] - What did you call me, son?! ¡°I¡¯m not your son, old man. And you¡¯re breaking so many pantheon rules I guess you won¡¯t survive your next inspection. Not if I¡¯m still here. And I will be here. So why don¡¯t you calm that lazy ass of yours and talk to me like equals?¡± [Emperor God] - EQUALS?! DO WE LOOK LIKE EQUALS, PUNY GOD?! AAARRGH. THIS SHIT HURTS! MY EARS! But hold it. If I give up now that¡¯s it. The motherfucker will make me quit. I can¡¯t let him have this. ¡°You can fuck me; I can fuck you even worse. Isn¡¯t this enough to make us equals, pall?! I won¡¯t lose a level so soon, and even if I do, I will reach level 2 in the blink of an eye. But you have done a lot worse than just accumulating bad karma!¡± That¡¯s partially true. I do have enough karma to make me lose a level. But I have good karma enough to compensate for that. My extremely-efficient good-karma system of Hell, to where I send the souls of most of those who enter my dominions, is producing a LOT of rehabilitated souls. Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon. Psychos turned civil, composed, stable people. That kind of shit gives TONS of good karma. So I have a large margin to my good-bad karma count. [God Emperor] - You¡­ you¡­ rebellious¡­ ¡°Me, me, YES, ME! I¡¯m here now motherfucker! And don¡¯t you think you can rule the place like you used to! Your little sister was the first, but I have my eyes on you!¡± ¡­ I shouldn¡¯t have said that. His face is stiff now. Shit. So close of winning the argument. I had to give in to my impulses, didn¡¯t I?! [God Emperor] - Messiah, I, as God Emperor, now take away all of your powers and might. May you ravel amongst the mortals as a commoner and die like one of them! [Notice]: You are being punished by the god emperor. All karma usage is disabled. Omnipotence is disabled. Omniscience is partially disabled. Omnipresence is partially disabled. [Notice]: You are suffering interference from the God Emperor. One point of bad karma used. Do you want to overwrite the interference? YES! [Notice]: Karma usage is disabled. [Notice]: Interference in progress. Divinity is being removed. Denied. Divinity is being removed. Denied. Divinity is being removed. Denied. Divinity is being removed. Denied. That motherfucker is doing all he can to take away my divinity eh. But he can¡¯t. Oh no, he can¡¯t. Doesn¡¯t matter how much he¡¯s sweating on that big forehead of his. He doesn¡¯t have the¡­ Wait¡­ Why is he grinning in satisfaction? [Notice]: Your divinity status has been removed. You have fallen from divinity. All other divine powers have been sealed away. WHAT THE FUCK!?? [God Emperor] - He. Don¡¯t you think you¡­ can¡­ *pant*¡­ come to MY house¡­ and¡­ *pant*¡­ dictate the¡­ *pant*¡­ rules kid¡­. Don¡¯t you¡­ *pant*¡­ get it over your¡­ *pant*¡­ head. ¡°YOU IDIOT!¡± And he¡¯s grinning. [God Emperor] - Idiot, eh? Let¡¯s see how you like it when I send you to be reborn as a goat! ¡°You old fossil, do you really believe you can hack into the system and just get away with it?!¡± [God Emperor] - He. Cry me a riv.. [s1sT#n(t! n)%(CE)] - System malfunction detected. System will reboot. Data is being gathered. Data corruption imminent. Some parts of the system will be replaced with the [Standard] counterpart. Divine Technician has been warned and a Divine Log has been generated. System Will Reboot in 3¡­2¡­ [God Emperor] - Shit. ¡°I told you.¡± And all became white. Chapter 24 - Divine Tecnician Joah. I¡¯m in a white room, wearing white clothing and there¡¯s a guy in front of me. At least he¡¯s wearing blue jeans. ¡°Where am I? What¡¯s up with all the white?¡± [Joah] - Calm down mate. I¡¯m Joah, your technician. The universe you were in collapsed due to the Emperor jacking in the system, you get what I¡¯m saying? ¡°Yeah, he¡¯s an idiot and all.¡± [Joah] - Woah paw, no need to be so angry. Come with me. I have some nice stuff for you. I rise up from the ground. The ground is white as well. ¡°I see¡­ I have no [Omniscience], so I suppose I¡¯m not a god anymore?¡± [Joah] - No, no, no, you are, you are. You just got to a universe where you don¡¯t have powers, mah man. ¡°A place without powers? Wait, I had lost my powers once in the previous universe. What happened? Where is this place?¡± Joah is taking me to a table with a comfortable chair and tea. [Joah] - Calm down. I¡¯ll tell you everything once you have become more stable. You¡¯re very unstable right now, mah man. Just seat a bit and rest your head. I see you want to do it, right? I¡¯m a bit suspicious but¡­ Well, this guy surely has godlike powers. He could fuck me over any time he wanted, unless there are rules against that. [Joah] - Don¡¯t you worry, mah man. My function here, is to make sure you are calm and centered and feeling good. Just do whatever you please. Nothing bad will happen to you. Well, he can read my mind. He probably can do other stuff as well. Ah, let¡¯s seat down. Nice. Now, I will put my head on my arms. Yeah, like this. Aaah~~~relaxing. Woah, what¡¯s happening?! [Joah] - Relax mah man! I¡¯m just making it nicer for you! If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation.Oh, a massage. I do like it. I won¡¯t allow for it to develop into anything sexual, however. But I do like massages. Man, I¡¯m feeling so messed up. That guy really did a number on us. ¡°What about the other gods? Are they okay?¡± [Joah] - The other gods? Yeah mah man, they fine. ¡°Nice. And my followers and prot¨¦g¨¦es?¡± [Joah] - They good as well, mah man. ¡°The souls in my realm?¡± [Joah] - Everything is okay man, relax. All that the bad emperor did was to jack in the divinity part of the system. That¡¯s why it had to be rebooted. Everything else is fine. ¡°And what about the data loss? What was lost?¡± [Joah] - You will know soon. Let it be for now. It will be better if you¡¯re relaxed for the session. ¡°Session? What kind of session? Am I going to be expelled or something? Have I gone too far with the Emperor God?¡± [Joah] - I cannot judge, mah man. But I can say to you - I don¡¯t think you did. Everything is fine. You would walk out of here with a huge reimbursement if it was me looking over the situation. I stretched myself a bit. ¡°And isn¡¯t you the one looking over it? I remember something about a technician being called because of what the Emperor did.¡± [Joah] - Nah, mah man. That was a mess. He did something very bad, he did. But don¡¯t worry. Dino took care of it. He got to the place and shut everything down. Then he called on the authorities¡¯. You¡¯re safe man. Yeah. I don¡¯t like authority. But it¡¯s better to be with authorities which give me a personal massagist and a good time than being with that old God Emperor. The guy was the devil. And I am the devil, so I should know. Chapter 25 - Divine Trial It¡¯s been a few weeks. I have access to a lot of things here. Joah brings me whatever I ask him - be It simple things like a computer or complex ones like a lady who¡¯s into me for us to have sex. I did it only once, however. I feel a bit uncomfortable here. I guess it¡¯s the lack of power. Besides, I¡¯m not in a hyper masculine world of ¡°do or be done¡±, so I don¡¯t feel like expending my energy with sex. Things here are very, very peaceful. There are some limits - for example, I can¡¯t get in contact with mortals through the internet. But the web here has lots of stuff, even the most hardcore ones. Plus there are the games I used to play when I was alive, so it has been a nice time. Oh, Joah is back. ¡°Hi Joah.¡± [Joah] - Hello mah man. The day has come! ¡°Day to do what?¡± [Joah] - To go to the trial. Common, come with me. I follow him. It makes me nervous, so I¡¯m walking with heavy steps. But I trust Joah. I mean, I¡¯m in a place where he has god-like powers, and I¡¯m basically a prisoner. A very well-maintained prisoner, with lots of comforts, but still, I can¡¯t go in or out. So of course there would be a trial. ¡°Say Joah, will you tell me where I am now? And what¡¯s going on?¡± [Joah] - Sure. After Dino called in the authorities, we got the Divine Log and started a bureaucratic process at the Fantasy Pantheon Halls. The writer which was in charge of your contract came by, and also the inspector who should be inspecting that universe. The judges got all the information they needed out of yah all, and then sent yah to these cells until they deliberated. ¡°I see. Am I in big trouble?¡± Joah gave me a big smile. [Joah] - Yah not in trouble mah man! But yah will see! Fuuuu. Let¡¯s go. The tribunal doors are white as well. Let¡¯s enter. Uhm. It¡¯s just like a tribunal on earth. I suppose it¡¯s just how I see it. Everyone here must be seeing it in accordance to their own paradigms, so they know how to behave. [Joah] - That¡¯s right mah man. Now go over there, it¡¯s your spot. I¡¯m seated right at the side of Sophia, and to my right is the God Emperor. At my size. Equality at least. He made a sour face after seeing me. At his right there are two other people. I suppose they are the inspector and the writer. In the end, all of the gods are here. And the tribunal in front of us consists of one judge for each one of us, all of them with mics in front of them and two clerks behind. Joah is behind me, and the people behind the other gods must be their technicians. Suddenly, the judge in the middle started. [Head Judge] - Good morning all. We are starting the session. The cause today is ¡°The Pantheon against Universe¡¯s XZZT05678304¡¯s Gods.¡± He hammered the table. [Head Judge] - Could the offenses of the respondents be called out by the prosecution, please? Suddenly one of the technicians started to read. The hell Joah?! You¡¯re my prosecutor?! Motherfucker!! [Joah] - Calm down mah man. Yah don¡¯t have nothing to fear! Shit¡­ I¡¯m fucked. I¡¯m so fucked up right now! Oh, the writer¡¯s prosecutor has finished his accusation already. Now it¡¯s the time for the inspector¡¯s. [Prosecutor] - Your Excellencies, Inspector Marcus was supposed to inspect the acts of God Emperor Louis, but he is being accused of letting the God Emperor break many pantheon rules by omission. While he was under my vigilance he would constantly ask me for universes to rule over, and play god with them. Then, he would create smaller pantheons inside, and say to me they had spawn naturally, asking for a God Emperor to rule over them. His desires, mind and will all point towards this being the reason why God Emperor¡¯s Louis universe was so unbalanced and in disarray. He is also being accusing of having a deal with my respondent, so both would gain levels faster by creating God Emperors which would be inspected by Marcus and swear loyalty to him. The author''s narrative has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. Oh, the inspector is sweating cold. It¡¯s time for Louis¡¯s prosecutor. [Prosecutor] - Your Excellencies, my respondent is being accused of breaking the pantheon rules and also of jacking in the system by brute force of will, causing massive damage to the whole pantheon. While under confinement he repeatedly beat me up and made me into his slave. He also couldn¡¯t take the smallest amount of contesting, and time after time would use his willpower to create universes and then use them to break the pantheon rules. He even escaped a couple times. Then, he¡¯s also being accused of making excuse deals with Inspector Marcus, so both would benefit from a level-gaining scheme. During his escapes he constantly tried to contact Inspector Marcus. Shiiit. The prosecutors go to such lengths to test our true personalities? Like letting themselves be beat up and stuff? Damn. But thinking well, Joah did act as my subordinate and massagist all this time. He even got me ladies to have sex with. Oh, it¡¯s my time now. [Joah] - Your Excellencies. My respondent is being accused of helping God Emperor Louis to break in the system and also of being a part of the scheme to gain levels faster. Although that¡¯s the accusation, he behaved very well in his cell, and behaved very well for an ex-human. Although he wasn¡¯t productive at all and tested the limits of the rules we imposed, he didn¡¯t try to break them as long as he felt they were for the best. He also would accept selfish rules, as long as it was asked of him and not imposed. Once I just took one of his biscuits and he complained. But once I asked for it, and he allowed out of good will. My respondent is a very nice person in my opinion. He. Thanks Joah. I like you too. Plus, your massages are incredible. Of course I would let you have a cookie. You¡¯re almost entitled to having them. Now it¡¯s Sophia¡¯s prosecutor. [Prosecutor] - Your Excellencies, my respondent is being accused of being part of God Emperor¡¯s Loius and Inspector Maurus¡¯s scheme. However, she seems to only partake pleasure in having sex. While in confinement, that¡¯s mostly what she asked for. He. Just the bitch in heat she really is. I mean, she¡¯s a fucking succubus. That much is expected. Well, the other prosecutors went on the same lines. Every god had its quirks - like how Amida liked to read about new things and became an expert at the pantheon¡¯s rules at an amazing speed and how Jaur demanded justice to be done, but finally understood that he was being silly once he came to know that I hadn¡¯t truly raped Sophia and didn¡¯t touch his daughter at all. Tsc. Gods who follow the path of Ignorance don¡¯t deserve to be gods. [Head Judge] - All the prosecutors have spoken. Now, about the evidence, we have had time to analyze it all while the respondents where in confinement, and have reached a conclusion. However, we may allow for the respondents to defend themselves. If you wish to say something, please make yourself known. [God Emperor Louis] - I wanna say a feel words if yah would let me, yer Excellency. [Inspector Maurus] - What are you doing, shut up! He. Maurus is whispering to Louis. Nice to see this. Go on. Try to stop the little monster you have breed with your ambition. [Louis] - If yah excellency allows me, yah see, I would like to talk to you, you know, from man to man. I mean, yah excellency, yah know how things are right? I¡¯m sorry for having beat up your nigger, but someone had to teach her manners! Chapter 26 - Rewards Holy shit. Holy - fuck - me - in - the -ass - shit. Is he really racist?! Or is this just another translation of what he¡¯s saying so I will understand it with my values. [Joah] - It¡¯s a translation mah man. Oh. Right. Still. Shiiiit. [Loius] - ¡äcause, yah know, sometimes, yah need to be firm with those niggers. The judges remain silent. He. Didn¡¯t expect for that, did you? Stupid fossil. He thinks the judges would have fallen for this provocation. [Louis] - What I mean is¡­ look, everyone need to have a way to do its thing, right? Your Excellencies yourselves, you look like you know what I¡¯m saying. Everyone has its rights. Everyone has its responsibilities. I can¡¯t take it. Not anymore. ¡°Really? Rights and responsibilities? You have been caught breaking the law and THAT is what you come up with?¡± [Louis] - Yah see? This little nigger here. He wouldn¡¯t listen. ¡­ I look at myself, and I see my body as it is. Still, to think he would see me as someone to beat up and enslave. ¡°I really wish for you to learn your place, your racist fuck¡­¡± Ha. He seems offended now. [Louis] - Yar¡¯ Excellency, see? Someone has to show something to these niggers. And this is respect. They need to learn to respect! ¡°Oh, shut up you motherfucker! Respect your ass!¡± [Louis] - As Our Lord and Savior once said, respect is due. That¡¯s all I have to say. Tsc. Motherfucker using the bible even. No. He¡¯s not using it. It¡¯s just my way of seeing it, so I can understand what he¡¯s saying based on my values. That¡¯s just it. Arh. The judges are looking at one another. [Head Judge] - The words of the defendants haven¡¯t changed our decision, except in one point. Defendant Takahara, do you wish to have Louis sent as your subordinate to tutor? Ha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, AAAAGAGAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ¡°NO! OUT WITH THIS FUCKER, PLEASE! I CAN¡¯T STAND HIM! SEND HIM TO SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO REHABILITATE IMBECILES LIKE HIM!¡± [Head Judge] - Very well. We shall now give our verdict. Ah, gods. I feel so good now. That¡¯s nice. I can take in anything. I know they will punish me somehow for being too aggressive and stuff. Mostly for using my powers to make people want to have sex with me. That¡¯s rape from where I come from. But, still, it¡¯s worth it. It¡¯s all worth it. [Head Judge] - Writer Ferdinand. You have been found not guilty of all accusations. You can return to your functions and will be awarded a compensation in the form of extra writing enhancement pills for the time lost answering the tribunal¡¯s call. Love this story? Find the genuine version on the author''s preferred platform and support their work! Eeeh~~ Writing enhancement pills eh. Nice. [Head Judge] - Inspector Maurus. You have been found guilty of plotting against the pantheon and exploiting the system in an unlawful manner. You can choose to either be exiled of the pantheon or demoted to the ¡°mortal¡± rank, reentering the well of reincarnations. [Maurus] - I choose to be exiled, Your Excellency. [Head Judge] - Very well. God Emperor Louis. You have been found guilty of plotting against the pantheon and exploiting the system in an unlawful manner. However, in your defense, you have been created by Maurus with this exact objective. Therefore, you won¡¯t be punished like him. You will first be given the chance of learning why you are wrong by being demoted to demi-god and working under an appropriate god. That, or you can choose exile. [Louis] - Yah all can go to hell for all I care. [Head Judge] - Do that means you choose exile, God Emperor Louis? [Louis] - Yeah I do! Unclefuckers! [Head Judge] - Very well. King of Evil Gods Takahara. You have been found not guilty of all accusations. This tribunal has also been impressed at your way of handing your realm, keeping both your own personality and efficiency at place. This tribunal recognize you haven¡¯t contributed much to the overall of the fantasy pantheon¡¯s power yet, but have faith in your imminent growth and would, none the less, be interested in having you given power as God Emperor of the universe XZZT05678304. Would you accept it?¡± ¡°Uuuhm. I like the idea, but what about my contract with that guy?¡± [Head Judge] - After your contract, the demon Marhlick has already climbed up the ranks to the position of writer himself. Therefore, he has agreed on giving up the contract as long as he is a single universe for his leisure. Are you willing to give one universe to him? This tribunal would like to let you know that the number of universes you can have as God Emperor is currently 42. ¡°Yeah, I like the idea. But what about me being immune to die, and being able to choose when to die, and become human on earth again¡­¡± [Head Judge] - This tribunal is willing to allow you to retain all of the contract¡¯s privileges, needing you just to ask for their compensation from your Inspector, in case you desire to make use of them. ¡°Then I accept it! Thank you very much!¡± [Head Judge] - We are the one to thank you. Goddess Sophia, you have been found not guilty of all charges¡­ In the end everyone else was found not guilty of their charges, but I was the only one given a reward for what I did. Life is nice. Let¡¯s go back home and start things over. I have a multiverse to rule over now, after all. Chapter 27 - Now, we are talking business here. We¡¯re back at the God Reunions hall. And I have to say. Things are a lot nicer being a God Emperor. I have a new Skill, which is called [Transcendence] and it allows me to control Gods and their realms. I can decide how much karma they can spend, if and how they can interact with each other, and even how extensive are their [Omniscience], [Omnipotence] and [Omnipresence] powers. Under the pantheon rules, of course. I also have a direct line to my Superior, which is the Inspector, and access to the other Universes into my Multiverse. Amazingly they do not have gods in them. It seems something happened. What was it? [Answer]: God Emperor Louis kept his subordinates on different universes, each of them ruled by a single god. That changed once goddess Mia found the pantheon-mandatary portal to other universes within her own Universe. From there on, Mia started to migrate souls between her own universe and others, eventually increasing her own powers by achieving dominance under many demi-gods and infant gods who couldn¡¯t resist her minion¡¯s blessings. Goddess Mia rose to the post of King of Evil, and was thoroughly punished by the God Emperor, which noticed the need to control his gods from a closer distance. However, goddess Mia had already created a great deal of psychological damage on most souls present on all universes - generating blockages to Louis¡¯s name. Eventually God Emperor Louis saw himself unable to wake as his name was blocked from people¡¯s beliefs through psychological trauma and fell into slumber while leaving only a single populated universe with only a few gods in it. This is the reason why there¡¯s only a single universe in this multiverse. Wait, I didn¡¯t understand it well. People said stuff about breeding God Emperors at the trials. And it seems like Louis should be able to control the soul¡¯s traumas with his powers. What the hell is happening? [Answer]: God Emperor Louis followed the instructions of Inspector Marcus on Rank Promotion within the pantheon. Once a god achieves enough merit, that is, level 999 or the loyalty of all other gods, it can then be promoted to God Emperor within the pantheon. A god, when promoted to God Emperor by achieving level 999, becomes entitled to its universe - while the God Emperor of the universe it came from is reimbursed with enough power to create two new universes and spawn two divine souls by itself. If the god is promoted to God Emperor by the sworn loyalty of all other gods, then the current God Emperor is displaced and a new universe is given to him, while the current multiverse is given to the God Emperor which has gotten loyalty from all other gods. Souls are an asset of the Fantasy Pantheon and are NOT property of the gods which command them. Souls may be tampered with, but once soul-integrity levels of trauma have been generated, the decaying soul will be put under protection of the pantheon and will become unable to be tampered with again until it recovers some of it¡¯s integrity. On another words, if I fuck up someone¡¯s soul too bad, the soul can die. But then the pantheon would lose it, as the Essence would be given for free to all pantheons to call dibs on. So you guys won¡¯t let me tamper with souls which are too frail. Is that it? [Answer]: Correct. He. I¡¯m more limited than I thought. By the way, what about me creating new universes and dealing with the souls on them? [Answer]: The God Emperor possesses the privilege of managing the input and output of new souls within it¡¯s universes. To create a new universe, please refer to your Sacrifice Meter and the Level Mechanics. To input new souls, please file a ¡°Soul Input Request¡± and send It to your Inspector for evaluation. To output useful souls to the Pantheon, please give the command following these instructions. Okay, okay. But why would I ask for soul input and output? What is the point? [Answer]: Human souls and mortal souls in general are, by definition from above the Fantasy Pantheon¡¯s power, free souls. The contact with other pantheons allows for them to roam free and choose which pantheon they decide to be on. A God Emperor¡¯s duty is to secure that mortal souls, especially those of humans, evolve to a higher soul form. Once evolved, the soul becomes unable to travel between pantheons and is now a new asset of our fantasy pantheon. The story has been illicitly taken; should you find it on Amazon, report the infringement. He. Just like what happened to me. Then, I must make souls evolve. Just like how I did with my minions and stuff? [Answer]: All of your current minions still possess human or mortal souls. The fuck. If that¡¯s not evolving, what is?! [Answer]: A soul evolution is the process by which a soul, by its own merit and power, stops being mortal and becomes something else. Many options are available. A list with all of them is being generated. Let¡¯s see¡­ Enlightened, Heroes, Sages, Great Sages, Pure Ones, Encantados¡­.. The fuck. Those aren¡¯t human anymore? [Answer]: Correct. They have also become something not-mortal. He. Demons can have both human or inhuman souls. It seems my minions are the kind which has human souls. ~~Aaaahhh~~~ Have I just accepted a lot of unpaid work? [Answer]: Work within the pantheon is always rewarded. Really? How? [Answer]: God Emperors have the duty to manage the gods under his rule, regulate the input and output of souls, accept or deny the promotion of lower gods to the rank of God Emperor within the Pantheon and exert divine justice between gods within his multiverse. His rewards are as follows. I get payment in Energy from sacrifices and Levels from getting souls to ascend beyond humanhood according to the needs of the pantheon. On another words, if the pantheon needs heroes more than demon kings, then I will get more energy and levels by creating heroes and then giving them to the pantheon than by creating demon kings. The same for everything else. I wonder what are those used for? [Answer]: All evolved souls become assets of the pantheon. Further disclosure of information requires higher ranking within the pantheon. Right. And how do I get higher ranking than God Emperor? [Answer]: God Emperors can be promoted to Inspectors once they reach level 9999. Shit. So Louis was a noob? [Answer]: God Emperor Louis was considered to be a fast-learning god and had the use of an unlawful level-gaining system to gain levels faster. His skills, however, where indeed lacking on many points when compared to other beings of the same age. So, a total noob which uses exploits. NOOB! I bet that guy Marhlick is like, a pro-player. He¡¯s a Writer already. Is he? [Answer]: Writer Marhlick is considered one of the best assets of the fantasy pantheon. I could learn a thing or two for him. Well, whatever. First of all, I still need more levels. Creating a new universe before being level 999 will be impossible. I mean, I have 42 of them already -one which is Marhlick¡¯s now-, but they are fucking expensive. By the way, which are my stats? [Answer]: ; ; ; ; . Shit. I got a lot of bad karma recently. Why is that? [Answer]: All left-over energy and karma from God Emperor¡¯s Louis reign has been given to you. He. Fuck that racist bastard. I hope I can use it to build a nice Realm. Meh. I will care about Realms later. The guys have awaited enough for me to greet them. As my new subordinates, that is. Chapter 28 - I’m the Boss Now So, everyone is really tiny here. Since Louis¡¯s system is still partially active, guys like Jaur are 400 times smaller than me. I can¡¯t even see his tiny act of rebellion against the High Court¡¯s decision. Actually, I can. But it¡¯s so fun to see how insignificant he looks like from here. He. Jackass. But let¡¯s start working. There assholes now are mine to take care off. ¡°As you all know, now I¡¯m God Emperor of this multiverse. And as my first act, I call forth a Divine Meeting so we can rearrange our positions and competencies. Also, fuck this hierarchy thing. Everyone should be roughly of the same size here.¡± And like this our throne room became a little less absurd. There Jaur, you¡¯re almost my size now, are you happy? [Answer]: Interference. Possible to overwrite with Emperor God¡¯s authority. Overwrite? No. I¡¯m a nice guy after all. And don¡¯t give two shits about this idiot is thinking. ¡°Everyone is free to speak.¡± Silence. Eh~~~ ¡°No one wants to say anything? I¡¯m putting all of my predecessor¡¯s rules and limitations over you guys behind us now. No one will be punished for speaking.¡± ¡­ More silence. The fuck is going on? [Answer]: Interference. Possible to.. YES! Overwrite this shit! [Answer]: Every god keeps quiet for its own reasons. Here¡¯s the list of reasons. So. Sophia, Ziphur and Sunni are mostly confused. Amida is afraid. Nina doesn¡¯t know what to say to me now. And Jaur is devoid of energy, thinking that the world is unfair. Tsc. Let¡¯s do something to spice things up. ¡°I¡¯m thinking about giving a new universe for each one of you guys.¡± Amida raised an eyebrow. Jaur is taken back. Sophia is speechless. [Ziphur] - Why? ¡°Nice of you to ask.¡± Finally, someone broke the silence. ¡°The thing is, Louis had been using you all. I didn¡¯t look too deep into your personal stories yet, but it¡¯s sure that he was just using you guys as a way to keep getting levels faster. That¡¯s not how things are supposed to be. You guys are supposed to help the pantheon to become better by spreading fantasy at the worlds under your dominion. Not to be cramped up in a single world.¡± Jaur is making a very sour face. What¡¯s the deal with that? [Answer]: God Jaur has very strong emotional and mental ties with the present world and its inhabitants. He¡¯s offended that you treat it only as a job. Tsc. ¡°Jaur, you may have created family and whatever in this world, but as a god your duty is to work for our pantheon. I can give you space to enjoy your little paradise if you want to, but I need you to stop hating me like a spoiled child.¡± His eyes are piercing, but my authority is above any eye-piercing effect. [Jaur] - Spoiled child? I am a spoiled child for disliking how you destroyed my family and turned my own daughter away from me?! ¡°Yes. Yes, you are. This daughter of yours isn¡¯t a plaything which belongs to you. And even if it did, then I took it because I decided to go against the dictator you decided to submit yourself to.¡± He¡¯s crossing his arms and looking at the side. Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. [Notice]: God Jaur has lost his affinity to the sun. What¡¯s that about? [Answer]: A god¡¯s affinity is related to his properties, to how his followers contact him and feel his presence. God Jaur was felt by his followers as a warm ray of sunlight blessing them at any times, even when it was winter. Now he¡¯s lost this property. What¡¯s my property? [Answer]: God Messiah has the property of being a Divine Ruler. His effects on followers is to make them feel as if they were being carried through life by a supreme and wise force greater than them. Meh. ¡°You¡¯re like a child who takes a bunny in the wood and start breeding it. Then a hunter comes, kill and eats the bunny, and you think the hunter is a big mean bastard. Wake up. If you had made your daughter a goddess like you are a god, then she wouldn¡¯t be up for me to taking. The one who put his daughter in the world as prey, even though you are a hunter, from a race of hunters, was you yourself.¡± [Jaur] - ¡­ What a heavy mood. Am I right on this point? Ain¡¯t I just justifying my actions through an idea of nature which doesn¡¯t apply necessarialy? [Answer]: Y.. I DON¡¯T FUCKING CARE! SHUT UP! ¡­ ¡°Maybe. Maybe I have done too much, since I could have let your child out of this. Maybe I could have taken her powers, or breed one of my own. But I did it because you had been trying to go against me from day one. I wanted to show you that you don¡¯t have the spunk to do it. Got what I say?¡± ¡­ [Nina] - Messiah-Chan¡­ ¡°Wait.¡± I looked at Jaur. ¡°But I¡¯m willing to let you have it your way. You can go back in time if you want to, and take your daughter¡¯s soul from her body. Put another soul there if you want to.¡± Time traveling. Of course gods can do it. But it¡¯s risky. I obviously asked about it to the [Omniscience] before, but it required permission from the Emperor God, so I decided to not mind it. And the reason why it needs my permission is because¡­ [Jaur] - You would allow me to do that? ¡°That and nothing else. Omniscience tells me it¡¯s safe as long as you don¡¯t do anything else. Don¡¯t hug her. Don¡¯t kiss her. Don¡¯t do ANYTHING else besides getting there, taking her soul, and then coming back. I will call in the Inspector if you mess things up.¡± Because the System is linked to it. As a God Emperor, I have a certain level of access to the divine system. So I can allow people to mess with the system at a time-flow level. Now, usually only technicians can do it, since Time regarding the events and doings of gods is a very complex subject, but Omniscience guaranteed that I could do this much without problems. As long as we don¡¯t generate a paradox, we will be safe. Otherwise, the system will crash again and we ALL will be punished by the pantheon. ¡°That¡¯s how far I¡¯m willing to go in order to have you folks cooperate with me in good terms. I want you to work with the things you like, and do your best seeing this as an opportunity, not slavery. But if you guys take advantage of me¡­ then I will have to take some kind of action. Got it?¡± Everyone is nodding in approval. Nice. Step 1 of my return home, completed. Chapter 29 - Old Hell gets a new Ruler Yep. Back home I am. Let¡¯s give those guys some time to think their stuff over. [Notice]: You have entered an unruled Realm. Would like to appoint a ruler to it? Uuuhm. Now, here¡¯s the thing. I don¡¯t know if Miiia can be made a goddess, and what¡¯s more, a Queen of Evil. Can she? [Answer]: Yes. Such are the methods for doing so. Uhhm, I see. She can be made a Queen of Evil just like how I was made King of Evil, even being human in my past life. That means, by merging a Divine Soul, which is like an artificial soul which gives people access to the godly skills, to her own. But I can¡¯t export her soul to the pantheon like this. Eh. Good enough. I need a Queen of Evil, she¡¯s my dearest pet, no problems with that. Besides, she won¡¯t be changing my efficient hell system. Oh no sir, she won¡¯t. How can I change the rules about who¡¯s soul goes where? [Answer]: Such are the methods. Nice. And how about changing whole pieces of a Realm to another. [Answer]: These are the ways to do it. The story has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation. Okay. Let¡¯s make it so Miiia will get only one soul each million this hell would usually receive, plus the ones she handpicks for herself, as long as they are within the pantheon rules as sinners and don¡¯t exceed three a day. Done. ¡°Miiia¡± [Miiia] - GRRAAAAUUUUUUURRRRR! She¡¯s just in front of me but¡­ something is wrong. What¡¯s this? Why is she different from before?! [Answer]: The changes on minion¡¯s Miiia personality are due to the data loss and corruption which happened when the system was shut down. All personality traits and skills have been reset to their [Standard] counterpart. This isn¡¯t my Miiia. She¡¯s all deformed and gross! Besides, what¡¯s up with her personality¡­ how did it change so much?! [Answer]: Data loss affected mostly those related to you as King of Evil and God Emperor Louis as the one who tried to deny your divinity. Demi-goddess¡¯s Miiia personality had been engineered by your subconscious and, therefore, has been perverted. Shitbucket. Shit. Bucket. Chapter 30 - Or Does It? My once loyal minion is now rampaging around while dangling its appendages, moistening the place with mucus and making weird noises. How can I change Miiia back to what she used to be? [Answer]: Soul trauma levels have reached a lock-down point. Minion Miiia¡¯s soul cannot be tempered with by the moment. Really? Common! I¡¯m the God Emperor, for fucks sake! Help me a bit here! Shit¡­ And here I was, complaining to myself that I didn¡¯t had enough challenges to face now that I was a God Emperor. Oh, I will be inspected only in a billion years. Oh, no god can tell me what to do. Oh, the bastards can sabotage me, but they won¡¯t ever band together to take my universe. Oh, if I make Jaur my friend then I¡¯m safe forever. Stupid. FUCK. Miiia, my poor Miiia¡­ What should I do to you? ¡­ *sigh* How long until her soul is recovered enough so I can tamper with it safely? [Answer]: The time needed depends on the degree of tampering and follows the table below. Damn¡­ Miiia¡¯s will require a [Major Tampering], so it will take her over a million years to recover. Man, what a letdown¡­ Guess the best I can do Is to make her comfortable in the meanwhile. Here little one. Let¡¯s make your nightmarish appearance and behavior into a source of fun to you. How does she feel good and cozy and have nice feelings? [Answer]: Data loss and corruption has created a state of emotional chaos within the appointed subject. Several methods for making it feel good are as listed below, but may change. Tsc. It seems most of them are random. Can I make a system in which she¡¯s paired up with the souls who will give it to her, no matter which set of sensory and emotional input she needs for that? And which makes the process optimized, making it so I can tamper with her as soon as possible? [Answer]: Yes. Method please. ¡­ *sigh* I never get used to this shit. Which are the methods? [Answer]: Such they are. Nice. Comme here Miiia¡­ And let¡¯s see. Omniscience, who else got perverted like this? [Answer]: All subjects which had contact with God Emperor Louis and King of Evil Messiah have been affected to some degree. Unauthorized use: this story is on Amazon without permission from the author. Report any sightings. And which one of those have been affected also to the degree of getting souls which are impossible to revert to the previous condition? [Answer]: Such are them. Fuck. Millions upon millions. People on the heavens, people on the hells, people on the physical plane¡­ Even some of my prot¨¦g¨¦es. The monkey-minion I had created has gotten all messed up. The kid which had control of it is fine, though. Damn, that¡¯s so fucked up. Well, at least none of my mortals got corrupted beyond recover. It seems the degree of corruption had to do with the degree in which I used my power on them. So those only blessed by me have been affected, but not so much. Those created by me directly, or spawned from my relations with Miiia¡­ most of them are useless now. *sigh* Fucking Louis. I hope he burns in hell. In hell of hells. Damn motherfucker, fucked up my family. Well, it¡¯s life. Let¡¯s make things right. How can I send a message to all gods? [Answer]: Such are the methods. Nice. Let¡¯s make it so it¡¯s a message they have to listen to. I¡¯m in no mood for diplomacy right now. ¡°Attention all. I have just assessed the degree of data loss and corruption due to Louis¡¯s foolishness. It seems millions of souls have become corrupted beyond repair. I will be taking all of those and sending them to a place where they can recover faster. Please don¡¯t mind it and be prepared for an emergency meeting to be carried on at any time. I won¡¯t ask for you guys to give me an answer about if you want to go to another universe or not, but I will be asking for cooperation in solving this crisis. Also¡­¡± Have Jaur gone to the past and taken his daughter¡¯s soul already? Did everything go well? [Answer]: Yes. No irregularities detected. ¡°Nice work getting your daughter¡¯s soul back without messing things up Jaur. Keep going on like this.¡± I just need to send the souls to the special place on my Emperor Realm aaand¡­. There, done with this part. Now, let¡¯s find what else got messed up by Louis¡¯s little bullshit. What was it, omniscience? [Answer]: Such are the abnormalities caused by the data loss and corruption. He. Fuck. Chapter 31 - And here we go again. I called in a Time Stop on the Physical Plane. It¡¯s an emergency measure God Emperors can do, but needed right now. Everything. Is. Fucking. CHAOS. Right now. CHAOS. And I mean it. The previous Skill system Louis had implemented is totally messed up. People are becoming monsters; monsters are becoming people. It¡¯s like bug land here. No wonder so many souls have gotten damaged beyond repair¡­ the others are close to that as well. I mean, when a fetus on the mother¡¯s belly gives a little kick and it not only rips the mother¡¯s womb but actually kills the father which was listening to it on the other side¡­ You just know the skill ¡°Superhuman Strength¡± has a bug on it. Not to mention all of the weirdness¡¯s with the rest. ¡°Magic Talent¡±? You don¡¯t want to be near a guy who can peep into the magic streams of the world but has been rendered unable to move due to his brain melting because of the intensity of the experience. ¡°Impenetrable Defense¡±? Right. Except to grass, which has been cutting buffed up demi-warriors and demi-gods as if it was a hot fork on butter. Everything is bugged. ¡°Accelerated EXP gain¡± has even made some people get so many skills at once they became overwhelmed by it and their souls got damaged beyond repair. The narrative has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. Shit. I mean, SHIT! Everything is fucked up. I wish I could just, like¡­ do a reset on this all. But I don¡¯t have enough Soul Energy. Not even close. To reset this world alone I would need energy on the level of the sextillions. Maybe I could reset only the things which got affected by the glitch for less? [Answer]: Yes. How much would be needed? [Answer]: Calculating¡­ around 540 quadrilion points. ¡­ The fuck? How much is that? [Answer]: 540.000.000.000.000.000. energy points or 540kkkkk points. And I have only some 60kk now. I would need around a thousand times more than I have now. Shiiit. Okay, calm down. Let¡¯s be rational now. I¡¯m a god. I have stopped the time flow on the physical plane, but the notification from my Inspector saying it¡¯s okay and a valid decision has just arrived now. Let¡¯s deal with this the way a good god would. Which is the most effective method to deal with this glitch, seeing the actual scene I¡¯m on? [Answer]: Such would be the methods. Nice. Let¡¯s pick this one. I like it. Chapter 32 - Crisis Solution Committee Meeting. ¡°Everyone please gather at our meeting point in the public god¡¯s hall.¡± I just sent the message and they are popping here already. Sophia was the first to get here. I wonder if she¡¯s in the mood for some rape play? [Answer]: Goddess Sophia is uninterested. ¡­ The fuck? WHY? [Answer]: Goddess Sophia enjoys meddling with the dark, obscure, violent side of existence. Since your position has been moved from that rebellious side to the one of power and control, she feels absolutely zero sexual drive towards you. She will answer to any calls you have, but won¡¯t take any enjoyment on doing so. ¡­ Man. DUDE. COMMON! I JUST GOT A PROMOTION! DON¡¯T FUCK ME UP! ¡­ Better. DO FUCK ME! But do it while enjoying it! Shiit. This damn thing of being God Emperor. Ain¡¯t I just losing my self-respect here?! I was supposed to be the bad guy! The one who does as he pleases! This story is posted elsewhere by the author. Help them out by reading the authentic version. And now I¡¯m doing crisis solving meetings, and this bitch doesn¡¯t want to fuck with me! You know what, FUCK THIS SHIT! FUCK IT! ¡°Hey!¡± They got startled out of nowhere. Fuck them. ¡°I got with omniscience which is the best way to solve this shit while using the energy we all have. I have stopped time, so don¡¯t worry about the panic and mayhem. Just do things like *this* and be done with it. I will get myself some sex somewhere.¡± [Notice]: Telepathic information exchange was successful. The chosen content has been given to all gods. [All] - Yes. TSC. And now they go away. SHIT. No one to question me, no one to get angry at my selfishness¡­ Oh, fuck it. As if that was a bad thing. You know what? Fucking a girl. I just need a girl to fuck. Let¡¯s make a brothel on my Realm and spaw some minion prostitutes to my pleasure. Yeah. Let¡¯s go. Chapter 33 - All Good Again, so Let’s Wait and See ¡°Yeah baby, jump on my cock, common. Yeah, do it. Like that. Niiiice.¡± The minion prostitute is going insane again. Good thing I have gotten it to be a goddess. Meet Goddess Ista, metamorphic goddess of pleasure. [Ista] - Aawwwwn, master, that¡¯s soooo good! She can take my cock. Not for long, since it is two ranks above hers own - she¡¯s a simple Neutral-Aligned Goddess, while I¡¯m God Emperor - but still, much more than a simple minion. Minions now become insane the moment my cock touches them. Tsc. Who would guess getting a promotion would come with so many bad consequences. If using my only available Divine Soul to create a private fucktoy of a goddess was a waste? Nonsense! She¡¯s perfect for the job, plus she helps me let some steam out. Yeah, work for me. Work those hips baby. Uuuuhm. Clenching my cock with your pussy, sooo good. Here it comes. Oh yeah, here it comes. Uuuuuuhm. [Ista] - Aaaah, aaaah, it fills me up so good, it¡¯s soo good! A shame she can¡¯t get pregnant. I don¡¯t have other divine souls to make gods, so she won¡¯t be giving birth to any. Anyhow. It should be about time now¡­ [Notice]: Goddess Sophia requires permission for telepathic contact Nice. Send her in. [Sophia]: Your Majesty, we have finished following your commands. The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation. I have ordered them to go around fixing the humans affected by the curse and then spreading a new myth to them. The humans are to be said they had been sinning too much, and that the weight of their sins had corrupted the world. But the Emperor God Messiah had sent its Messengers to save them and show them the way to correct the world. That is, by giving sacrifices in order to buy Indulgences. Indulgences are mostly just short-lifespan minions I have made. They become material once enough sacrifices have been made for me, and then go around changing the glitched parts of reality to how they used to be before. That would be very cheesy, if not by the fact that they actually worked. So now the humans would solve things by themselves. Besides, I have given permission for everyone to spread their own version of the myth, as long as it was clear that I was the Emperor God. They can even talk to my Apostles, like Damios and Ysh¡¯er, but those I have fixed already - so they must be careful not to contradict my words and also to give them some extra indulgences so they can feel special. Yeah. ¡°Very well Sophia. You and the others can go and have fun or rest or do what you like. Just don¡¯t fuck things up. We will have a new meeting to decide the fate of everyone once the glitches have been solved.¡± Let¡¯s wait a bit until the universe is free from bugs and glitches. Then we start version 2.0 of it. Multiverse, Takahara Version. Chapter 34 - Just Looking at Things It seems my Realm is composed of all Realms. At first I thought it was weird the Public Hall was also under my influence to expend karma points in, but it became clear once my head cleared from all of that excessive drama. I asked a few questions, and now I get the picture better. As God Emperor I have a Private and Supreme Realm which is my own. But I also have all of the other realms. Those are under my power the same way the realms of evil gods would be under the king of evil if there were any. So all of the god¡¯s realms and also the public hall are under my power. Not that I intend to do something about it. I just sent Ista to the old Hell and took my time to think on stuff. Man, those days with Joah sure were relaxing. He¡¯s a nice guy. I wonder if all I need to live a nice life is a computer and someone to treat me like that? ¡­hogwash. I¡¯m even becoming Breton like this. Lordship is really tiresome, isn¡¯t it? There, there. I made a Far Sigh well as well. This world has magic after all. So I¡¯m looking at my earthling¡¯s doings while using it, and asking questions to omniscience while I do so. This way I can stop and look at things from above. Now, it seems a number of people have stopped believing in the gods after the glitches happened. A heaty number abandoned all religions on those weeks we expended in jail. I don¡¯t blame them. If the universe suddenly went out of control, of course many would feel the gods died or something like that. Besides, these where peoples who lived their whole lives inserted on a gaming system-like life. They had stats, a menu, skills which they could use¡­ of course they would be confused. Then again, in truth this whole system was just a way to show them, visually, what they had learned with their own effort¡­ or, rather, what they had gained from the God Emperor, which they knew as the ¡°Voice of the Stars¡±, after sacrificing the effort required by the system. Every skill barely braked even the investment needed to give it to the monster or human who received it, but the small revenue from everyone getting new skills was hefty enough to have increased my reserves in 1kk already. Louis, Louis¡­ indeed a capitalist pig. But I don¡¯t dislike that. If not for the fact that people had been thrown in disarray during the period in which we were under confinement, then it would have been perfect. Find this and other great novels on the author''s preferred platform. Support original creators! Yeah, they did. Even Andarluz stopped believing for a few days, once his retainers started a small revolution against him and confined him in his own tent. Common man, I already saved you from prison. Don¡¯t make me do it twice. At least Damios and Ysh¡¯er didn¡¯t stop believing. Their powers didn¡¯t stop either, so, I¡¯m not so surprised. Even if Damios got a huge weird bubble in his face and Ysh¡¯er got younger. The ones who surprised me were Airjsmurh and Meleya. The old queen of dragons not only kept believing, she kept spreading the word amongst other dragons and even got some to support my cause. And Meleya¡­ Well, even if Jaur exchanged her soul due to Time-Travel, that was just a detail. What truly mattered in her was the Ego, and that would be doubled once a god took a mortal¡¯s soul. So when the new soul entered her body, it got the same memories and personality as Meleya once had. Which means it was destined to be an amazing bard¡­ and indeed It was! There¡¯s just a multitude of peoples following her all around. I guess the line between Bard and Saint is pretty tin when you¡¯re singing gospels. Anyhow, she and Airjsmurh are pretty close of meeting one another. Once they do it, things will go smoother. Yeah. Everything moving according to plan. But¡­ I don¡¯t really have to be worried, do I? [Answer]: No. Of course not. Because I already know the outcome. Everything will go on nicely, if only the ones I have blessed meet each other. Yeah. They will make an Empire. And it will prosper. [Notice]: Writer Marhlick has send a telepathic message. Will you receive it? From Marhlick-San? Of course I will! [Marhlick]: Mr.Takaraha, it has been a long time! Good to see you have made a name for yourself in this universe. As we agreed on, I will be taking one of your universes for myself. If things there are as I left them, then I imagine you wouldn¡¯t have enough energy to make it inhabitable, but I won¡¯t ask as much. Please just take care of these two while I make it proper. [Notice]: Demi-God Mia has been assigned to your command. Demi-God Louis has been assigned to your command. OH, COME ON! I just said I didn¡¯t want to see those two again! Chapter 35 - Dealing with the nuisance. Let¡¯s just dump the ¡°fools¡¯ duo¡± in one of my empty universes for now. They aren¡¯t something I should worry about after all. Or are they? ¡­ Omniscience, what can happen if I don¡¯t give a shit to what those two do? [Answer]: Such could be the consequences. Nice. A scenario where Louis uses his unnaturally-enhanced willpower to fuck me up the ass is not only possible, but probable as well. Let¡¯s put some restrictions on willpower usage on his part. How do I do it? [Answer]: Such are the methods. Done. He can¡¯t use it to fuck me up. And you know what? I¡¯m going to apply the same rule to everyone in all my universes, even to Marhlick-san. A restriction on willpower usage, no, on any power usage, if it disturbs the system to the point of breaking it or threatening my rule. There. I can still be dethroned if the gods just band together and swear loyalty to a new ruler, but things like what Mia has done in the past and what Louis did a little ago should now be impossible. Also¡­ You know what? What is Mia¡¯s current level? [Answer]: Level 634 demi-goddess. Nice. She must have lost a bunch of levels besides her god levels. What about Louis? [Answer]: Level 999 demi-god. So, this means that, if I leave him to do anything which gives him a Legend, he can again become a god. He just needs a single level to ascend to 1000 and then become a Level 0 God again, am I right? [Answer]: Yes. Yeah. I figured as much. Let¡¯s avoid this. I don¡¯t want this damn authoritarian bitch becoming a God so soon. Even if it gave me a new Divine Soul to make work. System, how can I avoid Louis and Mia getting any levels? [Answer]: Such would be the methods. [Notice]: Some methods in your research may be over your authority level. Using such would be against pantheon rules and subjected to heavy consequences. Please refrain from doing so. What? That¡¯s the first time I get this kind of notice! Why am I getting it now?! [Answer]: Writter Marhlick has taken residence in one of your universes. As host for a Divine Writer you are entitled to receive information above your authority level to best serve the mentioned V.I.P. VIP? Wait a moment¡­ What exactly is a writer? [Answer]: A Divine Writer is a being in charge of weaving Destiny, Probability and Possibility. Those work for the Divine Pantheon as the ones who create the most optimal conditions and natural laws for use of God Emperors in reincarnating souls. This answer is of Inspector-Authority clearance and must not be shared with other beings of lower order. The story has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation. So¡­ Even though I can create universes, I can¡¯t decide on which natural laws they have? Or which destinies are tied to it? [Answer]: A God Emperor can choose amongst any number of universes and destinies he can imagine. So how come they are made by writers?! [Answer]: The ability called ¡°imagination¡± is given by the writers in accordance to the God¡¯s performance. This answer is of Inspector-Authority clearance and must not be shared with other beings of lower order. Wait, waaait, wait¡­ So my imagination is being given by someone else? It isn¡¯t mine? [Answer]: God-Emperor Takahara A.K.A Messiah has imagination from many sources. It has private imagination which is of its own possession and entitled to its soul and also imagination of property of the Fantasy Pantheon, amongst others. This answer is of Writer-Authority clearance and must not be shared with other beings of lower order. Damn. To think I have so many stuff on my mind I didn¡¯t even know about. Fuck it. Let¡¯s just put both Mia and Louis in a state of Forced Agreement. They will have to cooperate and allow one another¡¯s actions in order to be able to do anything - even sneeze. Seeing as how much they hate each other, I guess this will be the beginning of something interesting. Then again, they may cooperate in order to try and go against me, but since they are locked in that universe and can¡¯t use Mia¡¯s little trick, the chance of doing something which can be truly bad to me is very small. To be sincere, I would even appreciate if they somehow grew to the level of God Emperors. As long as they reach level 9999, they can get that blank universe to themselves and get away from my own. The bonus is that I would get four new universes and divine souls to use. So go on, you little rascals. Use any energy you have got left to build something and try to work some fantasy out of it. Even if you have to do it without a single soul from me. Hehehe. Imagine yourselves to level 9999, trapped with nothing to do besides create tales about one another in order to get the tiny little amount of EXP that can give. This will be punishment enough. And about Mahrlick-san¡­ Maybe he can help me with my boredom? Chapter 36 - Marhlick-San I¡¯m at the doorstep of the universe Marhlick-san has taken for himself. I¡¯m obviously prim and proper. Now, time to ask for permission to enter. Not that I can¡¯t just go in. It¡¯s a universe inside my own multiverses, after all. But I¡¯m not so foolish as to do it. Marhlick-san is my superior after all. And he¡¯s also someone who managed to climb to two ranks above my own after giving up on being a King of Evil to become human. I seriously don¡¯t understand how he did it. Well, let¡¯s ask permission to enter. [Notice]: You have sent a requirement of permission for telepathic message to Writer Marhlick. [Notice]: Writer Marhlick has allowed for the telepathic communication. Please send your message. ¡°Marhlick-San, welcome to my multiverse. Can I enter your universe to talk for a bit?¡± [Marlick] - Oh, Takahara-kun. Come in. I¡¯m just finishing the last touch on some of my stars. Stars? Damn, this guy surely has lots of energy. I wonder where he gets so much from. [Answer]: Interference. Impossible to answer. Of course. I didn¡¯t expect an answer from omniscience. Not about that. Well, let¡¯s enter. I¡¯m on an open veranda on top of a cliff, facing the sea. Marhlick-san is seated on a white chair. He still has an ugly-motherfucker¡¯s head. [Marlick] - Come on, sit down boy. I see you have done quite well. I was expecting for you to give up and come back home crying. ¡°Excuse me.¡± I seated on the chair. ¡°Say, Marhlick-san, what would you have done if I did it? If I gave up and demanded our contract to be fulfilled?¡± Marlick-san is slurping on a colorful drink. Are we on the greek coast or something? It surely looks like the pictures I saw. And the huge, modern, glass-full house behind us is quite like it as well. [Marlick] - There were quite the number of things I could have done if you did it. The secret of the business is in knowing what to do, no matter what they throw at you. ¡°I¡¯m amazed you got to such a high position in such a short time. From Human to Writer. Just impressive.¡± [Marlick] - He. Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha! Marlick-san is laughing at my side. This is a bit annoying. [Marlick] - Ahahaha¡­ I¡¯m¡­ ahhahahahaahahah¡­ sorry¡­. Haha. Aaah¡­ ¡°What¡¯s so funny, Marlick-san?¡± [Marlick] - You see boy, I¡¯m still far, far from my goal. There are much higher things than being a lowly creativity-maker in a second-rate pantheon. Oh, there are much, much higher ones. ¡°I see.¡± Yeah. I kind of forgot about it, but¡­ The fantasy pantheon¡­ it isn¡¯t exactly the most powerful of pantheons. If Marlick-san is thinking ahead and has plans to grow even more, then he will probably do something I don¡¯t even know what is, and keep growing. The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings. [Marlick] - But what about you? Enjoying being a God for the first time? I still remember mine. It¡¯s amazing, isn¡¯t it? ¡°Yeah. It¡¯s so amazing I sincerely don¡¯t know what else to do anymore.¡± Marlick-san is staring at the sea. [Marlick] - I get you. I used to be like this as well. ¡°Like how?¡± [Marlick] - Undecided. Full of a fire and a will to do things I knew needed to be done, but then¡­ just empty I did them. ¡°Yeah..¡± [Marlick] - But you know, those things are just temporary, you know? Today you¡¯re here, seeing yourself at the top of the world and thinking ¡°damn, I don¡¯t like this job at all¡±. And then, someone crunches your head from above¡­ and then¡­ then you do your best to overcome them. Yeah, I guess that¡¯s pretty much how my story went back on earth. I was constantly bothered with how the gods did things, and why they acted so selfishly and stupid. ¡­not that I¡¯m faring any better, am I? [Marlick] - But, hey, that¡¯s not the only way, you know? How come? I¡¯m a bit surprised. [Marlick] - See, why not getting yourself some time to think on those guys under your control? You surely have stuff you want to try, and you don¡¯t have to keep following on this multiverse¡¯s past shoes you know? Before someone stomps on your head, or you just start to grow enough to feel the restrain of the pantheon¡¯s rules, why not take some time off and do it easy? ¡°He. Marlick-san, are you making me do what you want? To get some profit?¡± What a fucking creepy smile. [Marlick] - What I want is what you want buddy. I grow by making gods more creative, gods grow by using creativity to make the multiverse more diverse, and souls grow by experiencing diversity and going beyond what they are and that illusion everyone come into being having - that they know the limits of the world. ¡­ [Marlick] - Besides. You¡¯re just bored, are you not? I¡¯m not telling you to do anything you don¡¯t want to. Make a computer. Put the universes inside of it and play like a MMO. You were pretty happy at the court¡¯s jail, weren¡¯t you? Just do whatever the fuck you want, like you did there. It works for you. And if you think you don¡¯t have anything you want to do, then just give a big ¡°FUCK YOU¡± and stop telling yourself that. You¡¯re just hiding what you want to do from yourself, so get wild, get bizarre, get irresponsible and just do what you want. Yeah. ¡°Maybe what I want is just to stay by for a while.¡± [Marlick] - Suit yourself. I will be looking at the beach for a while as well. ¡°Weird. I didn¡¯t figure you would like looking at beaches at all.¡± [Marlick] - Even I like pauses once in a while.¡± ¡°I can relate to that.¡± [Marlick] - A toast them. ¡°Of course.¡± Prologue & Epilogue It¡¯s difficult when you become a god too fast. You just don¡¯t know what to do. But you know, just some time in, and you find your way. In the end it took a while, but I managed to make a second planet on my Universe. It was by the time when Jaur, Sophia and the other older gods had finished stablishing themselves at their own universes. Marlick-san got me a nice deal on the Pantheon¡¯s Bank and I got some extra energy to start things up. Then it was time to make it effective. By following Omniscience¡¯s answers, I got to a system where I was able to make souls work their assess out and repaid the bank soon enough. May I not say that it was a fucking load of bullcrap dealing with all of the paperwork, but switching between playing with the universes as if they were MMO¡¯s and actually going on there and making the worlds spin was worth it. Still, I feel like I have lost something in the way. Would it have been better if I had let Louis win that day? Looking at him now, he and Mia are still trapped within that dimension, barely a single level higher than they used to be. They won¡¯t be cooperating to get out of there, not so soon. I for sure would have cursed a lot more if i had obeyed silently. I mean, I barely curse nowadays. I just don¡¯t feel so much anger anymore. Then there¡¯re my apostles. Andarluz became a warrior demi-god of humankind. Hs ascension to Godhood should come in a few thousand years. Seph, the kid, became a mass-murderer and is currently being re-habilitaded at one of my hells. Damios became the first Pope of my church and stablished quite the empire together with Andarluz. He wasn¡¯t so adored to the point of becoming a demi-human, but I let him rule over a small realm for himself. Ysh¡¯er had quite the life, and in the end her, Meleya and Airjsmurh became known as the Three-Wives of the God. The story has been taken without consent; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. Of course only Airjsmurh actually got a good fucking in the end, but all three ascended to demi-godhood due to all of the praise. Yeah. Things turned out great for me. But I don¡¯t know if they turned out different for others. I mean, I may have changed some things, but I have been living a few lives as a regular human in my worlds and¡­ It¡¯s just as bad as before! Maybe I should change some other things. Get a little wild again. Or maybe I should just materialize a brand new Ferrari. Vromm, Vromm! ========================================================== Yep. This is the end. The tale of how a rebel became a middle-aged asshole. Maybe someday another rebel will overthrow him. Or maybe he will do something else, who knows. I have heard there is future beyond your middle-age crisis. Especially if you''re immortal and eternally young. What I do know is that this story has come to its end. Thanks for all of those who have been reading, sorry if you found the ending rushed out, but, what can I say¡­ If you don¡¯t want to end a story like all others, then maybe the ending will feel weird as fuck, right?! Or at least that¡¯s what I say to myself. I don¡¯t really remember what was the point of writing this whole thing. I guess it was just for the lulz. Or maybe to blow off some steam. To my misery, it has been my most liked and well-received story so far. A lesson for me, I would say. Who knows. I fair better on the next one. See you people around. Thanks for reading, sorry for any inconveniences. Have a good day.