《A New Life》 Prologue:Death Note: " " Someone is talking '' '' Thoughts "Either you do as I tell you or there''s the door!!!" -??? ''Thats my mother currently screaming at me telling me to follow her orders or just leave I think she she has been saying that sentence ever since I became twelve and was able to have my own opinions.'' "Do you understand what i''m saying either follow my words or you can leave!!" -Mother ''Ah indeed this is the women who I call my ''mother'' oh how i wish we had a choice of choosing our birthparents.'' "I''m tired of your bullshit excuse of depression now you will do as I say and go clean your room and shut the window because if Rook jumps out you''ll be jumping out with him." -Mother ''Rook is my pet dog granted he''s scared of heights so there really isn''t anything to be scared about him going to the window but that''s besides the point my own mother just told me to kill myself if he jumps out the window.'' "Are you listening!?!?" -Mother ''I can''t take this anymore.....i''ve grown too tired of this women'' "Ok fine ill do as you say" -Me "Where are you going!?!" -Mother "You wanted me to leave did you not and for the record my depression isn''t bullshit considering the fact that the doctors say it''s clinical and by the way I hope I die so I don''t ever have to see you face and if I do in fact die don''t come to my funeral cause i sure as hell won''t come to yours you psychotic bitch!!" -Me ''Ah I finally did it all the years of frustration has finally been cut away and now listening to her hysteric screaming really fills me with joy.'' A case of literary theft: this tale is not rightfully on Amazon; if you see it, report the violation.''Now that I''m decently far away what should i do?'' "Well I can''t find find a job since no one is going to accept a 17 year old teenager without a home...*sigh* ah I want to kill myself." -Me "Might as well take the train as far as I can and just wonder around till I can find decently covered spot for the night." ~~~~~~TIME SKIP~~~~~ ''Oh a person just came out of that alley'' ''Well it''s been a few hours hmm should I ask that guy for money?'' "Excuse me sir can i borrow some of your time ple--" -Me I stopped dead in my tracks as I noticed there was a bloodied corpse right behind the guy ''Well looks like I''m dying tonight'' "Boy you shouldn''t have come" -Murderer "Yea I fully agree so can we get this over with, if your going to kill me might as well just do it now." -Me "Pretty calm are you not boy, no matter ill just kill you and leave" -Murderer "I would prefer to do quite quickly so stab my heart please" -Me ''Yea most people would be running for screaming right now wouldn''t they? but hey I''m tired of everything might as well have someone come put me out of my suffering'' "Fine I shall take that as your last wish" -Murderer As I closed my eyes waiting for the cold steel to pierce into my warm beating heart *Slice* ''This mother fucker slit my throat!'' "Honestly why would I listen to you are you not stupid boy, I am a killer---" While he was rambling on I was drowning in my own blood ''Damn so this is how it feels to be nearing death....'' And then there was nothing but darkness. Prologue: Death (2) ~~~~The Abyss~~~~ ''huh so this is how the after life looks like?'' Surrounding me was the all encompassing darkness that seemed to absorb everything. ''......I have a body,granted it seems very translucent...'' Yes it seems as if my souls has taken on the form of my now dead body. ''Damn I was sort of hoping for the after life to at least have some sort of heaven actually even hell sounds better than being in absolute nothingness'' I pondered as I just...floated? ''Well I guess i''ll just dream on how my life could''ve been better.'' ~~~~TIME SKIP~~~~ ''This sorta of reminds me of the time my mother locked me in the closet..'' "Interesting" ??? ''Great now i''ve gone insane...actually haven''t I already been considered insane before?'' "I assure you that you have not gone insane"-??? ".......So are you god?"-Me "Indeed that is one of the many names your race has called me"-God "I have to ask....are you a male or female since so many people refer to you as a male"-Me "I am neither and yet both as I can just will myself to be one or the other"-God "I see....so what do you want?"-Me "Do you want a new life?"-God "That depends will I reincarnate into this dimension or in another one?"-Me "That depends on you"-God "I would like to go to another dimension one which has magic based on calculation" "I see then is that all?"-God "No....can I go see my own funeral?"-Me "Why? Did you not curse all of humanity?Why do you want to go see the very people you detest?"-God "I just want to see it, I mean how many people can really say that they went to their own funeral?"-Me "You are a most certainly an anomaly compared to your kind,but yes I shall allow it."-God The author''s tale has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon."Much appreciated."-Me ~~~~~Funeral Home~~~~~ ''Man this is weird'' "I met Alex back in middle school and we were really good friends, but after going to different high schools we sort of drifted apart....if there is anything I regret it''s the fact that I couldn''t be there for him."-??? ''Yea I''m sure you TRULY think thought that when you told those asshole that broke my arm where I was hiding'' "Me and Alex grew up together.....we were two peas in a pod-"-??? ''Wow definitely some grade A bullshit is being said here....wasn''t this the girl who said I raped her? I remember being in jail for a week until they found out it was false accusations....didn''t help that her father was the chief of police'' "Alex and I-"-??? ''Ok no i''m done, God please take me away this is getting aggravating'' ~~~~The Abyss~~~~ "Are you finished?"-God "Yes, please reincarnate me into a male body."-Me "Would you like your memories as well?"-God "....I don''t know....screw it i''ll keep the damn memories it''ll help me from being taken for as a fool."-Me "Then you shall now be sent to a another dimension but what race would you like to be?"-God "Demon"-Me "Fine than your wish has been granted"-God As my soul vanished I noticed that the thing that called itself God was just golden ball floating right in the center of this darkness I called the abyss ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Author''s Notes: In hindsight I made God into something like shenron from dbz...oh well and the whole God being gender neutral or both is something based on my own theories since no one has ever seen God but yet we add him to the male category. Also if you get offended by mentioning God my sincere apologies he/she won''t be mentioned much if not at all A New Life ~~~~In A Room~~~~ "WAAAAH WAAAHH!!!" ''IT''S COLD AS HELL IN HERE!!!''-Me Yea I was just born. ''Now I know why babies scream when the come out of the womb.''-Me "@#$% @#@#$$!!"-??? ''Damn I can''t understand them, why can''t I be like a protagonist in a story who automatically understands the language?''-Me As I was having my inner dialogue someone was picking me up. "@#*(*.....@#$"-??? ''Well I guess this women is my mother?''-Me My mother had an interesting appearance, she had eyes that shifted from different shades of purple and her hair was black with dark purple strands which you could miss if you didn''t pay close attention. ''I''m curious if my eyes do the same?''-Me As I finished that thought, I was picked up by a smiling man who had dark blue eyes that oddly enough didn''t change into different shades,but what he did have that my mother didn''t was horns.His horns seem to form like a rams in that they curved backwards. "&$&^ @#$"-??? ''I guess that the horned man is my father judging from how he''s smiling at me...is @#$ my name?''-Me "@#$....@#$ @$$% *( &^&^"-Dad "&^%% &^^&% %^&%$*"-Mom After my mother finished talking to my dad she stretched her arms up to grab me from his hands which he complied to handing me over. When I was finally in her embrace she started to smile at me and her eyes seemed to shine with joy. Stolen story; please report.''This....I don''t think I have had someone smile like at since.....ever....''-Me Being in her embrace I did something that I thought i lost the capabilities to do in my previous life.....I cried. While I cried my mother seemed to frown and she started to wipe my tears that seemed to flow out without control. "@#$....*&^ &*^@"-Mom I didn''t need to be a rocket scientist to understand that she telling me that everything is going to be okay,but the way she said it was so....gentle, gentle to the degree that made her seem like an angel...even if her race is a demon that gentleness could prove otherwise. As what seemed like an eternity of me crying. I started to get drowsy. ''Seems like...this...life..will..be...inter...esting...''-Me ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Author Notes: Honestly i was torn between either him being reborn in an already existing body or being born as a baby but ultimately I that being reborn in an existing body just seems boring and lazy while being reborn as a baby makes it have more character development in the way that the mc can recover from his past wounds. Also sorry I didn''t post any chapter these past two days with the way the weather has been changing I haven''t been really feeling well. And thanks for the people who have decided to follow this story it does mean a lot to me.