《God's Perfect Worlds》


 Chapter 1. Death

    Have you ever wanted to live a life, a life different from what you¡¯ve already had; a life of breathing, drinking and eating and well just living? There was such a place a long, long time ago¡­ Now it¡¯s nothing, but just a myth, lost in the fabric of time. What is this place I speak of? Well of course, it can''t be found in any other place than in nature.


    Before humans came and corrupted the lands, ruined the soil and trashed the water, nature was what gave meaning to your life: to see the beautiful trees once more, to feed you family and simply to struggle¡­ This is all gone now, thanks to the existence known as humans. For a long time now God has lived with regret and hatred for this species because of how easily it was tainted by the 7 deadly sins and he has decided that he no longer wants to stand by.


    This is the story that can¡¯t be considered happy nor sad, the story of life; a true life! For this is what we all seek and life, a life worth living, one with meaning and integrity.


    Anyways, a long time ago (approximately 200 million years ago, God got bored with the fact of a simple life and decided to label each planet with their own rank, this ranking system has grades that are quite well vague¡­ You see it has the simple ranking system of SS+ down to unranked, but the difference inside each rank is so large and insane that a simple letter grade can be the difference between a complete destruction of a planet or even solar systems. God decided after labeling each Planet with their rank, he then made it so once a living being dies (anything from plants to mythical beings) they would be brought to a higher ranking planet to see if they deserve their ranking on their planet. Why? Because planets were imbalanced and had unfair ecosystems of mass destruction that often led to the end of planets, solar systems and sometimes the universe.


    As you can probably tell God has long since ended this, battle royal between each planet, as he decided they seem balanced, but now after seeing the greed and destruction that has once again begun on planet Earth and many other planets, God decided to bring upon this fight after death. This fight is usually called a ¡°second chance¡± or to others a complete and utter slaughter¡­.


    Now anymore questions? No, I think I understand what¡¯s going on. Ha¡­ hahaha¡­ HAHAHAHAHAA¡­ You know I never thought I would get the chance of being on a T.V show. Haha¡­ ahhh. Okay now seriously I would like to know where I am, since the last think I remember was that I was driving and well that¡¯s about it. Isn¡¯t it quite obvious what has happened? Well since your species strong point was your intelligence I almost automatically assumed you would be able to put two and two together¡­. What are you trying to say ¨C that I got kidnapped or ¡­ well died? Well I guess if you aren¡¯t able to figure it out on your own it won¡¯t matter anyways after all you¡¯ll only last a couple seconds with that lack of perception. Wait, you still haven¡¯t answered me what¡¯s going on! Didn¡¯t you say you would answer some questions? Hey, listen to me DAMN IT!!


    I wasn¡¯t always this stupid, you see I was on my way back from work. I just got laid off and honestly could care less if it was a red light, a green light, or much less if I died that night. My wife had left me a week before with ¡°her child¡± and now I am left by myself at the age of 24, unemployed and single. To be honest that night when I met that sound of voice that seemed to come from nowhere, I didn¡¯t question it¡­ I simply was in denial of everything and decided to be an oblivious moron. Hahaha, sort of reminds of those bastard co-workers who ganged up to fire me¡­ Anyways, enough feeling sorry for myself that I died because I was simply acting stupid or more or less retarded. I guess there can¡¯t be anymore feeling sorry for me since it is no-one else¡¯s fault except my own¡­ HEY!?!?!? Oh God don''t tell me this man''s mind has simply collapsed from a buildup of stupidity? Is that even possible? Aha I should ask god when I get back.


    This narrative has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. If you see it on Amazon, please report it.What was this you said about me?


    Oh I see you''ve finally woken up from your... umm whatever happened to you. Maybe a daze? or some sort of evolution was occurring to your peanut sized brain? Aha, I really should be a comedian instead of a stupid guide for these pathetic dead morons. Then again i''m dead too...


    AHEM, would you mind speeding this process up... I would like to die if I could already.


    Yes,mmmm yes. Okay, well I guess I should bring you to the F ranked planet, oh by the way do those dino roars or umm whatever you call them on your planet still exist, I haven''t seen them in exactly 2 days 3 hours 45 minutes and 3 seconds and am starting to doubt the mere existence of them.


    I assume you mean dinosaurs?


    Oh yes those things, to be honest even though you''re far from intelligent, those things didn''t even know about communication... Talk about stupidity, am I right?


    Yeah, uhh right.


    Sigh, having a conversation with an idiot, is much harder than I thought..


    Can you just bring me to the darned planet already!?!


    Well, since you confirmed dinosaurs are gone from your planet, the overall planets battle power has diminished to a mere unranked. Well you''re the last chance to prove that your planet has someone even worth a F - ranking, which trust me isn''t hard to get at all..


    What do I have to do then?


    Well survive for about 24 hours on a F, no F- ranked planet since your idiot brother dinosaurs are gone. Of course if you fail i''ll still test other species on your planet, but so far all of them failed... This is my 218th time testing a human and who knows you might bring a saying called "218th time is the charm" or whatever you bird brains would say to make yourselves feel like you can do it!


    Yes, yes enough talking, just bring me to my death or whatever.


    Sigh you''re no fun, just no fun at all... Oh well.


    Woah, where the hell am I?


    Welcome to the F- ranked planet, good luck since this is your last chance to escape the unranked status for your planet.


    Wait, I''m not ready br-bring me back! P-please I-I-I t-t-think I see something dying.

 Chapter 2. Survival

    Looks like I¡¯m alone again in what seems to be a jungle¡­ To be honest based on what he said an unranked planet seems to be a planet that has low amounts of battle power. Considering we have nukes and guns, and well you know whatever else, I¡¯m surprised we aren¡¯t ranked at least A- or something like that¡­


    Anyways I should probably stop thinking and try to survive since I doubt I¡¯ll be save for much longer based off how weak we are compared to them. Although I¡¯m in what seems to be a jungle, the only reason I say that is because well I don¡¯t have much else I can compare it to. The ground would be like a swamp, the sky, well the sky I honestly can¡¯t see through the towering trees. Sigh¡­ I don¡¯t know what to do, I never really watched any T.V shows like ¡°Alone¡± or any survival series in general. I mean I did watch a couple episodes on ¡°Alone¡±, but that doesn¡¯t matter since they weren¡¯t trying to teach us how to make a fire and pur- wait a second¡­ I only need to survive for 24 hours, not for the rest of my life. Okay, that¡¯s just it, I¡¯ll climb a tree and well hide for the rest of the 24 hours and then go continue being dead.


    And that is what I did, until I realized that; how in the hell am I going to climb a tree I can¡¯t see the top of¡­ Well that choice is out of the question. Maybe I can well, I don¡¯t know I¡¯ll just walk damn it! After walking what seemed like hours, I started hearing movement in the brushes and starting seeing them shake. I continued walking though because although I could stop and say ¡°Who¡¯s there!¡± and then go die like a moron, I¡¯d prefer to not give them the information of knowing I¡¯m there. They could be territorial and I am walking in their territory or something like that, but I think it¡¯s closer to the scenario of; I¡¯m prey soon to be eaten because unless their territory is massive I think I would¡¯ve been attacked for walking too far in.


    I would like to say about an hour or two has passed, but that is what it feels like. Even know as those things are jumping from brush to brush, it feels like minutes if not hours¡­ Looks like I¡¯m coming upon a clearing, I can see light? Yes, this isn¡¯t a cave, but with the trees blocking the sunlight, it honestly is quite dark. Just as I walked out, I felt a sharp bite on my neck. I¡¯m dead.


    Nope, not yet¡­I woke up in a dark, dirty and well okay it¡¯s pretty obvious where I am. I have to be underground, I can¡¯t move right now since my body is encased in what seems like a cocoon, but guess what, while I think I¡¯m not a massively weak well weakling. I can¡¯t break it. It¡¯s honestly to be expected of an F- rated planet that it¡¯d have stronger species and well improved ones, but this is ridiculous. Like I have no chance of survival in the middle of a jungle where I no none of the species and just randomly get jumped by what I¡¯d like to guess is a vampire mixed with a monkey. I know it bit my neck before I collapsed and its speed it jumped from brush to brush, could be like a monkey. Actually no scratch that.


    Why would a monkey travel in a brush instead of the trees? It¡¯s probably something like a tiger, but much smaller like a little cat, except not cute. Or maybe it is, after all I haven¡¯t seen it yet. If I were to guess I am going to be fed to their young ones who can¡¯t fend for themselves or it¡¯s similar to a spider who is stocking up on food. Either way I¡¯m not here to stay¡­. Sorry Earth¡­ No¡­ Sorry humanity¡­ Even if all the species on Earth failed 200 something times, I, No one else, but ME! I was their last chance and I blew it. God damn it! I shouldn¡¯t have died¡­ It¡¯s those fucking co-workers fault that the Earth will be unranked. If only someone who was capable of surviving here died, then we would be at a rating of what we were before.


    Wait, now that I think of it, the guide says he¡¯s been doing this guide job for 2 days approximately and the species he remembers last was the species of dinosaurs. That most likely means there was a huge gap between when these started, actually no it makes sense! Hmmm if these are lands where dinosaurs would be able to live in, then that means that¡­ we¡¯re fucked. Yeah, sure butterflies or whatever else there was lived through the Jurassic age or whenever it was, but they can¡¯t now¡­ Why? Quite simple. They¡¯ve adapted to an unranked planets habitat instead of an F- one. Back then they probably had ways or strategies for prolonged life, also we don¡¯t have anyone to guide us through the early parts of our life. To teach us how to survive here¡­. We sort of just appear here and then die here.


    You might be reading a pirated copy. Look for the official release to support the author.Oh god, I hear footsteps, yup those are definitely footsteps. Did I just hear crunching, oh I see. Most likely a cocoon in front of me is being devoured. If I were to guess maybe 4 hours went by and there¡¯s zero chance of living 20 more hours¡­ There is the odd or slight chance of it being something like a bear who eats and then hibernates allowing me to live for long enough. Assuming he doesn¡¯t eat me before he sleeps. Also if you¡¯re wondering how I am able to tell what¡¯s happening is because my head is still outside of the cocoon, I can¡¯t really see anything past me it¡¯s blocked off and my head is tilted on a wall that seems like it¡¯s made of dirt. Which reminds me the main reason they probably followed me for so long was because I was walking to their home and they might¡¯ve thought I would meet up with something else so they would get multiple kills on their way home or something.


    Since their home is underground in what seems to be in the middle of a plains type biome, actually is that a biome? I just remember that¡¯s what it would seem like, since the only biomes I remember was from when I played Minecraft as a kid¡­ Seems like the crunching stopped. I hear more footsteps and now I hear more crunching¡­ Maybe more people are eating? Looks like the whole family gets some, ahahaha. I¡¯m fucked, it¡¯s over. The son and his brother brought home a family sized meal featuring me a 24 year old male who¡¯s single and unemployed. Mmmm how delicious must that be! You know what I should just scream, just scream and hope some other creature comes and kills these ones and then saves me.


    Wait, how come the other creatures aren¡¯t screaming? I¡¯ll try making an audible noise that I¡¯d only be able to hear or at least they won¡¯t. Oh god, that¡¯s what they have done¡­ I might¡¯ve not noticed it but when they bit me they crushed my vocal cords¡­ What the fuck kind of sick creature crushes a species vocal cords and then eats them alive¡­ Oh might I add while we watch!! This is fucking insane. No this planet isn¡¯t an F- ranking because they are strong¡­ No it¡¯s simply because they are so god damn insane and inhumane that they don¡¯t care how they win or what they do once they win. Selfless bastards who only care about themselves.


    Crunching stops again! Maybe I¡¯m sa- never mind, I hear more footsteps. Just fucking invite the whole family over why don¡¯t you¡­ Wait the cocoons in front of me are disappearing. Wait what the fuck¡­ Are you serious¡­? Ha ¡­ HahahaHAHAHAAHA!! You know what I don¡¯t regret one bit when I was young and would step on millions of ants and wouldn¡¯t bat an eye when I would roll a ball down a hill smashing families of those bastards. I guess I gave up what I can see now, didn¡¯t I? Some sort of ant mixed with a spider. It can create quite durable silk, to trap its target, but its overall goal is not to put up traps for hunting, but most likely defence or something like that.


    If I were to guess they don¡¯t have that good control over it so they can only encase us in a cocoon, also even if I escape from the cocoon I have to fight about 5 spider ants, then try to navigate through a huge ant tunnel hive thing and fight my way through? Haha no way, ff at 20, open mid, I give. Looks like it¡¯s my turn to be eaten¡­ After all they are looking at me. Huh? No way! They are leaving? Looks like about 2 of them left and now 3 are staying. I would say I need about 18 or so more hours until I can make it out of here alive!