《The Return Of An Expert Diviny To Her Homeplanet》


 0:Prologue

    I was a normal 16 year old kid from earth that liked novels, mangas, and anime. The typical anti-social otaku.


    But after he died, drowned (a truly ridiculous death) was teleported to this fantasy world that does not care to know the name, I wanted to return to my world, then alone walked across continents, discovering how to use swords, magic, kill monsters. That really sums up my life.


    Time passed and I met many people, most of them bad. As I lived on I gathered more power in order to return to my old world.


    I look around me, I''m currently in a room in my castle hidden from the rest of the world, black walls made up the castle bringing a black aura to it, dark clouds in the sky above brought a too frightening aura.


    But that was what I wanted, since it keeps people away even if they have discovered this place.


    '''' Now it''s time to come back '''' I said to myself. Walking out of the room, going toward my throne in the center of the castle.


    The throne was at the center of a large room with no windows, the ceiling was a luminaries that was currently off. '''' Let there be light '''' I said, a green light illuminated the great hall.


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    The throne in the room was made of a black material, brilliant. The seat design was simple, as a more developed chair.


    Sitting on the throne, I started to close my eyes were covered by the hood in black robe.


    I could hear the air a few meters in front of me shaking. * Split * I heard a crackling sound, followed by more cracks.


    Finally I opened my eyes, revealing a smile. The space in front of me was beginning to reveal a portal, round, black. The portal began to grow to be 2 meters in circumference.


    I raise my throne, and leap up to the gate, unable to suppress my haste, anxiety and happiness.


    I felt like I was falling into a bottomless pit, full of darkness. I fell I felt a feeling of tiredness into my mind.


    ''What?!!?'' I thought desperately, trying to find a reason, but seconds later I started to lose consciousness. '''' Shit, I hope it at least work '''' I speak in a faint whisper, before totally losing my conscience.

 1:The Wall

    Feeling my consciousness slowly returned to open his eyes.


    ''Where am I?'' I thought, feeling the ground with his hands, seeing that I am lying on the floor. I get up and look around me. '''' Oh my God ... '''' Speaking in disbelief tone starting to move forward, trying to understand the scene in front of me.


    The ridiculously large wall expands in front of me, covering the view of almost everything in front of me.


    ''I did not really expect this type of construction in this place (planet).'' I think stunned, but quickly return to my usual attitude. Color this tower it was a silver-gray with strange blue lines that spread in different directions on the wall. "This wall has the appearance of being very difficult." I say, remembering about the different types of metals, stones and other unknown materials that seen in the fantasy world.


    Trying to see around a little, seeing that there is a level ground in front of me, dry trees was distributed around this plain giving a strange atmosphere in this place, especially now it was getting dark.


    ''''Good! At least nothing seems out of order, except the wall in front of me.'''' I say cheerfully. Now it''s time to test my mana, see if everything is in place.


    Sitting on the floor, the wall in front of my vision, I began to feel my mana flow in my body. "It seems that everything in my body is working, especially my mana. She really grew significantly. It was while taking this inter dimensional course? ''I do not know, I''ll see later.''


    ''''Now it''s time to change clothes.'''' I say, I do not like to wear mantles, but still like black.


    Taking off my robe, revealing parts of my body that were previously hidden. I can say I''m at about 1.84m tall, fair complexion, medium facial features, but sharp, green eyes, short hair style uppercut.


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    After I entered the world of fantasy, I had to adhere to some physical training, doing I have some pretty decent constitution. I like to take care of my appearance, have a problem? (He has obsessive-compulsive disorder, but do not worry, of course).


    I take my right hand to my left ring finger, which is an emerald ring. Thinking about the clothes I wanted to wear, I did an act of pulling and appeared trapped clothes in my hand. They were the clothes I wore when I died drowned, a dark shirt, a death note jacket, jeans, boxer briefs is a black adidas shoes. I do not wear these clothes for a while, they would probably be more dust than the room is in the corner of my house. But the magic does not solve?


    I quickly change clothes, saving that I wore in the ring, what we usually call the inner ring.


    '''' This is really nostalgic, it seems that three years ago, when I was an otaku. '''' I think when I lived on earth. quickly shot these memories from my mind, the past will always be last, unless I am the master of time and space. Well, I''m still not at that level yet.


    '''' It remains for me to do anything else, now remains only seek civilization. '''' I really do not want to waste any more time, I want to see if my family and friends still live.


    So what are the most obvious signs of civilization around me? The wall, of course. I''ll do it in a very simple way for me. I hope this wall is really big, do not want to leave the orbit of my planet. My heart starts pumping expectation, I''m really busy.


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 2:The city

    Taking a little distance from the tower, started to send mana to my whole body. Doubling my legs, I position to make my jump.


    Making the leap, the land in that area suffered a minor earthquake, shock waves spread in the plain pulling dozens of trees. But currently facing the wind touching my face, rising up in the sky, the tower does not have an end.


    ''As mankind has managed to make that big of a building, but I can not rule out that they currently have a better technology. That''s really strange, will be the world suffered a major breakthrough in technology when I was in another world?'' I reflect a little, but seeing that the wall seemed to end probably this wall has at least one kilometer high.


    Pasting my hand on the wall to steady myself, I see that still has some straight where I can walk, walking quickly to an end this plan.


    "Holy shit."I can not help but drop this word. ''This really is my planet?'' I think with a dumb face. It looks like I''ll still see much in this life.


    In front of me was a city, but it was not a simple city, was a city that stretched to the horizon, loaded with building with strange designs, cars levitating. Had even a giant blimp on the horizon, he was holding a billboard. Read ''Rise Mystique: Their second world''


    I was really flustered now, it seems I have to deal with it, do not want to have that feeling often. But I had an overdose of that when I got into the world of fantasy.


    ''''God, thi-" I can not finish saying what I wanted, so I felt someone going in my direction at high speed. I dodged easily and see the object that tried to attack me.


    It was like a small ship white 2 meters long at most, with delta wings form, seemed futuristic. The place seemed to be that the pilot was a black glass, hiding his appearance.


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    "Who are you intruder?!?!" Says the pilot probably. He seemed to be in a bit of panic, seeing that I easily dodged it. I feel kind of weird, the first person I have communication here also tried to attack me. Memories nasty pass my mind, I am do release some intention murderer.


    ¡°W-w-w-what ?!¡± In panic the pilot says, his voice seems to get a little more acute. Realizing that I was a little out of control, I answer quickly.


    "No need to worry, I''m like you guys, I''m a human!" My intention murderer had now gone. ''I need to control myself a little when I think about it.'' I think absently.


    "And who are you?" I say to the person who was possibly driving the aircraft.


    ¡°Y-you human?¡± Says the pilot, a little calmer. I could tell that someone is young, probably a boy of 16 years? Irony.


    "Yes, I do not see my appearance?" I speak a little angry. Showing a frown


    ''''It is-c-course I see, sir. '''' Agitated again the pilot speaks. "So waits a minute sir, I need to see the orders of my superiors."


    I wanted to know why the ¡°sir¡±? Well, it''s not like I care so much. '''' I expect you to be fast. '''' I say suddenly with a straight face.


    "N-no need to wait sir. My superiors say they want to find you, please come with me."Speak the pilot still stammering, but in a calmer tone.


    ''''OK,then.'''' Suddenly I appear in the left wing of the aircraft, despite being small but still able to sit there. "Let''s go now?"I ask looking toward glass of the aircraft.


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 3:The Alarm

    ¡°Something wrong? ¡°I say to the pilot. Probably be shocked at my speed. As if waiting for someone like me.


    ¡°No sir, please hold on.¡± The pilot now speaks in a tone of respect. ''Strange, he''s not shocked? ''It idiotically, it seems that people here were able to get stronger? I wanted to know about it. The aircraft begins to run toward the northwest, very quickly if you consider that we are high in the air.


    ¡°What''s your name, boy? ¡°I ask the pilot, enjoying the scenery of the city as the aircraft continues to advance in the same direction, but suddenly becomes unstable.


    ¡°Atsushi Kurosawa. ¡°Damn it''s a Japanese, so this is really my world? I had doubts about it.


    ¡°Can you tell me what year it is? ¡°I ask when I notice that the aircraft destabilizes.


    ¡°The 21xx year.¡± Atsushi response with a strange voice. God, I can not believe it. Beginning to feel the despair in my heart, I immediately ask, ¡°There was a great event that marked the history for a long time¡± I do not know, probably the time in the fantasy world move faster than here?


    ¡°Yes, it was the advanced technology of discovery.¡± Atsushi excitedly says, ¡°It was a time when great geniuses emerged, making humanity a step really a great leap of mankind, capable of inhabiting other planets, but what stood out was the new technology with these great geniuses.. world has moved on and now they have managed to make a full immersion virtual reality. Called Rise Mystique, was announced yesterday worldwide.¡±


    ¡°When emerged these great geniuses?¡° I ask reflecting on all the information. Be surprised, managed to make a virtual reality game total immersion? Damn, this is only getting more complicated. I can not really do anything, I wanted to go back to rediscover my family and friends, but that if they are all dead? A feeling of sadness begins to grip me.


    ''Fuck, forget these things. Whining will not do anything'' I think. If I can not review my acquaintances, then what is left to me is to live. Start from scratch at this time does not seem so bad.


    ¡°Around a century ago probably.¡° Said Atsushi. Spectacular after he died arises geniuses that make the world move greatly. What else is missing? Aliens? Although I see different types of races in the fantasy world. As elves, dwarfs, barbarians, demons, dragons, what you expect from a fantasy world. They were all on one planet. A planet really BIG.


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    ¡°Sir, could you tell me your name?¡± He talks a little curious. Well, he helped me after all.


    ¡°Lasmax Sato.¡± I say with a robotic voice. Not the best name of all, I could even change that name, but I feel like it all my past like a normal person here would disappear.


    ¡°You have a unique name. ¡°He says with a casual voice. This guy is probably someone who works for the military. Seeing as he looked prowl the wall looking for anything out of the normal range.


    ¡°We''re coming, sir. ¡°Indicates Atsushi. Despite being dark I can still see a large dome about circumference of 500m, transparent. Inside it was a floating space station disc-shaped, although around this station was many holes, probably the pilots used to enter the station. Under this station was some kind of support that I assumed to be what they used to leave the station on the ground when it is not floating. Inside the dome also had some buildings, most of them were in a dark gray color.


    Atsushi accelerated toward the transparent dome. I thought it weird to do that when the dome had no apparent entrance. Strangely when we were on the verge of crashing into the dome, a hole appeared, making us go through it with ease. According to what I saw, I can say that this place is some kind of military base.


    We were about to enter the station when I heard a shrill female voice, possibly an alarm, which was loud enough for everyone to hear in the dome.


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 4:My Old Friend

    Looking around me, I see the tops of buildings emit red lights, originally making the place dark to light.


    ¡°Atsushi, you know what''s going on?¡± I ask. Dozens of aircraft begin to leave the station if what I am thinking is true...


    ¡°N-n-n-n-no, just I received orders to bring you here.¡± He speaks desperately. The various aircraft start running in our direction. Getting up from Atsushi aircraft, I jump.


    ¡°Get out, quickly!¡± Shout to Atsushi when I land. It seems that his superiors want something from me. I had expected this, seeing that I appear from nowhere on the wall of his city is suspect. I begin to invoke a non-lethal spell, but it will paralyze those who try to attack me.


    "What do you want from me!?" I say to no one in particular. Suddenly, an aircraft that ran to me, stopping a few meters ahead of me. She was like a jet, silver color. Abruptly, the glass shades the pilot opens to reveal an elderly person. However, he does not seem fragile at all and was still using a costume of general. So he''s the boss here?


    "Tell me where you come from?" Question the old aggressively. Seeing that I have to answer that, an excuse.


    ¡°I came of the past with a time machine!¡± I answer. I could have invented a more credible excuse, but I had little time to think. Also, if they do not want to talk, well. I just incapacitates them. Silence reflects on the dome.


    ¡°From past?¡± The old man speaks stunned. A strange light in his eyes. Seeing that he seemed to reflect a little, I cancel my spell. I do not think they tried to hurt me somehow.


    ¡°All people go and forget what happened today, I will talk privately with that person!¡± Screams the old. I was amazed at the old response. He orders to take me here, targeting me as an intruder and then have everyone go away? It has something strange about it...


    ¡°Please follow me.¡± The old man looks at me before starting to walk to your aircraft and whisper something to it. The jet seemed to understand and immediately was, along with other aircraft. In a few seconds everything was back to normal, the tops of the buildings do not emit more red lights.


    Reading on Amazon or a pirate site? This novel is from Royal Road. Support the author by reading it there.The old man begins to move toward a small building south of the station. It was small, with two stories high.


    ¡°This is your home?¡± I ask to the old man, looking at what is around me. Now I see better, this place looks like a place where people who work with the army live. Seeing the pavements and immaculately clean streets. Immediately I know I am in Japan.


    ¡°Yes.¡± Quickly replied.


    ¡°Old man, might know what you want to talk to me?¡± My voice a bit hectic. It will be very complicated to explain everything. I plan to tell someone my story. On my death and being sent to another world.


    ¡°You used an, inter dimensional portal to get here. Am I right?¡± Even without seeing his face immediately, I could tell he was smiling. How can he know about it?


    ¡°We will continue our conversation there.¡± I see the old man opened the door of his house. It was a simple house; she looked up out of here. A place with so much technology. However, it seems that people still like simple things. That is nice.


    ¡°Sit there.¡± It points to the old sofa in your living room. God, TV. Rushing to the couch, I sit like my house throwing my arms to the side, watching television, although it is off.


    It does not seem that the old care about it. That TV has a control?


    ¡°Continuing our conversation. How do you know what I used to come here?¡± I ask him. The old man looks at me angrily.


    ¡°You do not recognize a close friend anyway?!¡± Yikes. Could it be him? ... No, impossible. He spent a century, he should be dead. But with these technological advances... Could?


    ¡°Richard?¡± I ask with shock penetrating my entire being. Now I see his face clearly, he reminds me a lot, some of my closest friends. Richard Valvular.


    ¡°Yes, how long. Is not it?¡± A smile on the face of my old friend Richard. Maybe you should ignore the tears fall from my eyes. Quickly cleaning them. I ask thrilled.


    ¡°But how did you find out it was me?¡± Maybe by Atsushi? Nevertheless, how? This old did not say I was an intruder? Hell.


    ¡°Well, let''s start from the beginning ...¡± said Richard, sitting next to me with a strange look on his face. His personality seems to have changed with time. I wonder if he is still an otaku?

 5:The Decision

    ¡°So ... you knew about it?¡± I say surprised. He seems to have seen me for a type of camera in Atsushi aircraft and have recognized me immediately. He said he had received a warning of something (I) invading the airspace of that city.


    ''I should be more careful with this kind of approach, did not know there was a city here. ''I thought at the time, but had nothing to do, so I did not give much attention to the subject.


    ¡°Yes, it was quite strange to see you appear out of nowhere on the city walls,¡± he says with a disbelieving voice, ¡°I had a hard time trying to calm the person sailing that phantomx-14 jet.¡± It seems that took long words for it, seeing as time it took to Atsushi regain composure.


    ¡°It was then that I confirmed his identity.¡± He says looking at me, he seemed to have less how I came to be here. Then he would ask me to affirm his suspicions. I said he could have done it any other way, but Richard says that it did not raise suspicions of people staying here. It seemed to have worked.


    ¡°But how did you know right away that it was me?¡± I speak of the time when he asked me who I was and I replied saying a stupid excuse.


    ¡°You had the talent to make these kinds of excuses meaningless.¡± He responds in a sarcastic tone. I not want to admit it but ... He''s totally right.


    With a smile I say, ¡°At least I do not sucked finger to fourteen.¡±


    After listening to me he gave a little cough and said, ¡°Well, that aside, what happened to you? I was surprised with his speed in that time.¡±


    ¡°I was tele ported to a world of fantasy and,¡± I say, glancing in his direction - ¡°after two years got the power to open a hole in the space to get back here.¡±


    With mixed feelings, I think about my past. I really think it''s a difficult go through what I did not change dramatically. Despite having to be ruthless in many moments in this world, I could preserve my personality.


    ¡°I had suspected, but really ... you get so strong?¡± He says with a little doubt. I would also suspect a friend of mine said that when I was a normal person. But now, both for him and me, it is not entirely impossible.


    I speak confidently: ¡°Yes, I can even say that nothing in this world can hurt me.¡± However, with these new technologies, there could be a gun that can. But I''m not sure.


    Letting out a loud sigh, Richard says shocked: ¡°It can not be helped, but¡± with a look of doubt, question, ¡°what will make the left that point on?¡±


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    People nowadays seem to recover very quickly from his shock. Forget, I think that is only my imagination.


    I feel weird. Despite having decided that I could restart my life if my relatives were dead. With the discovery of Richard, one of my best friends live, I do not know what to do, I should try find out more about it?


    ¡°You could tell if our friends or ... If my relatives still live?¡± These last words seem to have more weight than I thought.


    ¡°I''m sorry ... I cannot say exactly, since after a while I lost my communications with they.¡±


    He says with his head down: ¡°But I can say that our friends were not as lucky as me.¡±


    It seems that Richard joined the air forces of Japan when he was young. He also seems to have turned a great general, with the new technology he was able to extend its useful life, although he says it was very expensive. Now he is training some young for the national air force, which has gained much importance after this new era. I probably know why.


    ¡°Ahhh ...¡± This is really depressing, have their hopes destroyed, it is a very bad thing.


    ¡°But they followed their lives, probably had their children and grandchildren. ¡°


    Richard says: ¡°I can confidently say that they had a happy life.¡± A smile complex, full of empathy on his face. Then he also has his own children and grandchildren?


    It seems I have to think a little more about it.


    ¡°Well, I still have issues to resolve.¡± Tell Richard, rising from the couch. Looking in my direction.


    ¡°You can stay here for a while if you want.¡± He seems to have realized that I needed some time alone.


    ¡°I''m going then.¡± He said walking towards the door. My gaze following him.


    ''He looks more like a grandfather than a friend.'' A smile forming on my lips. This really seems our relationship.


    ¡°Richard ...¡± I speak loud enough for him to hear me.


    ¡°Yes?¡± He looks at me, his hand on the doorknob.


    ¡°Thank you.¡± Below my head.


    ¡°Is nothing.¡± He says with a smile before opening the door and go.


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    Before of more nothing. I am much lazy and don''t write chapter; much less post here.


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 5.5: The memories

    "What are you planning to do?¡± Said a young voice next to me.


    "Back to my home.¡± I answer after releasing a look at the figure that was beside me, figure who wore a white robe that covered entirely his body.


    "Hehe you still remains one person of few words, is not it?¡± He say with a laugher.


    With the little moonlight, I can see his light blue eyes under the hood.


    ¡®Best ignore him for a moment.¡¯


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    "Well, next to a person like you ..."


    Now turning my gaze to the sky, I lose myself in my thoughts.


    About a large purple boulder located in a clearing, trees towered up to 50 meters above the ground along the view; The silence ensued among us...


    I hear a sigh moments later, that moment seemed to say: "he it is beyond salvation." Followed by someone getting up.


    ¡°I will come back. Will continue here?" He asks now with a relaxed voice.


    "Yes.¡±


    "We see." He says one last time before a strong gust of wind hit me, making my mantleswingviolently.


    "Damn ..." my eyes, under the hood, writhes up in a subtle form. He knows very well that I hate when he create these strong wind gusts with its speed, knowing that he can make it without even lifting the leaves that are under your feet. In addition, can report to the enemy your presence .


    I lose an anguishing sigh when I back my look to the sky; Wandering in my previous thoughts.


    "When will I be able to return?¡± I speak in a low murmur. Feeling a great nostalgia as I look at the moon hanging in the sky and the stars in the surroundings.

 6: The interview

    I lie down in the couch, distracted in memories. Involuntarily, I look to the television ahead the couch, in a wood shelf. A thought flourish and block my other unhappy thoughts.


    "Connect" I command towards the television. The world should not have changed so much, right?


    As expected, the television itself binds. This TV probably has several languages that can understand your system. I understood even my Portuguese.


    Back, he is currently in an interview. I look at the content that passes. An excerpt of a program, which appeared to be at first glance, strikes me; An Asian woman in formal attire, sitting, question to a man sitting beyond:


    "So how do you think will be the impact, in general, of this virtual reality?


    Giving a small smile toward the interviewer while tidying his white coat, the man says, "A little ... magic I can say ... ''Rise Mystique'' it will be a place where people can do what they wanted or dreamed . One place with endless possibilities, this is what we seek to create.


    "Since I have created is so advanced, he created things that are beyond our imagination," he concludes sarcastically, "To us, the creators, we do not know where that virtual reality will lead us. "


    "Are not you afraid that this ''game'', if you let me say, can create problems? As political conflicts, crimes, etc.," the interviewer keeps asking after hearing the answer.If you discover this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation.


    "Good. This was another one of the reasons why we have created this game. To create a place where ''certain problems'' are resolved, without the normal people are involved. We had high acceptance by other countries. "


    "So for the crimes? "


    "Okay, so we were thinking about just ... do not interfere at all."


    Your answer cause shock me, the interviewer, and probably all the other people who were watching.


    "You could better explain to us that," in a confused tone she inquired, "This game will probably have a major impact to the world, as it has more promise than the virtual realities that precede it would be sure not to interfere at all?


    "Yes, the real world and the virtual world may even be equal, butthere is a tenuousline between them. A line that can never be outdated or broken. "


    "Let us look at the example in virtual reality, you can always have a chance to restart. But, in real life? They would have a second chance after death? Trying to make people incenses to pain or crimes, it is impossible, even in virtual reality. "


    "Wars are not caused, they are started. Where there is good there will also be evil, "I speak this phrase to myself and then reflect inwardly," It seems these phrases apply anywhere. ''


    I quickly turn my attention to the interview.


    He continue: "We created this game so you can also think about it. Treat this virtual world as their second world. His second home. "


    "But I notice ... The real will always be the ''real''. Nothing can change that," he says, in a tone very grave and serious.


    "I understand," the interviewer shakes his head.


    "So we end our interview here, seeing how a person like you have a tight schedule. Thank you for the presence," thanking, she smiles towards her.


    "It''s nothing," he smiles back. Then get cut to commercial.


    ''This looks very promising. A virtual reality. Maybe I should try? ''


    But then I remember that I am a man who was probably dead while sent to another world with 16 years. And that was a hundred years ago.


    ''I must talk to Richard about it later,'' I conclude.