《Just a passing goddess, don't mind me.》 Chapter 1: Character Creation The name''s Michael Lemin Smith. A run of the mill shitty 30 year old virgin whose lover is his right hand. I''m also a 10 year old shut-in who spends most of my time surfing the web, streaming videos and jacking off to porn. What day it was, what holiday it was and what event it was outside didn''t really matter to me at all. All I cared about were trolling people on the net and if the pages I liked had updated. Even today, as I woke up I still continued this kind of lifestyle. "Hmmm?" Beffuddled by an unfimiliar screen on my computer, I stared at it wondering why a window, straight out of a standard RPG character customization interface, had suddenly invaded my browser. ".....?" For a few minutes, I searced for a close button on all four sides of my computer screen. Being unable to find it, I then tried other methods of closing the window. Heck, I even pulled the power plug. But, even that method failed to close the window. Seeing that this unreasonable phenomenon happening to my computer, I decided to give up and moving my mouse to start making a character. Hoping that the window would close if I did it. "What the? Why can''t I change it''s gender?"Unauthorized usage: this narrative is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings. Usually, in most character creation windows, you would be able to choose the gender you''d like your character to be. However, in this case, I couldn''t switch. "Meh, fine, I''ll make a girl character." Since I''ve played lots of games during the 10 years as a shut-in, It didn''t really bother me. .... .... .... ===After 2 hours=== "Phew~" Seeing my finished character, I heaved a sigh of relief. "Un, my greatest masterpiece yet." On my screen, a girl with silver hair extending up to her knees, blue eyes with a petite height and a modest chest stood stark naked. In normal cases, creating a character doesn''t really take a lot of time for. Since presets would usually be availabe during creating. However, in this case, it didn''t have any presets at all. It had lots of sliders for various body parts of the body. As a result, it made me more motivated. "Now then, let''s press Ok... huh?" Pressing the ''Ok Button'' the screen then changed to classes. Well, I expected as such. Since a pattern like this normally follows after finishing character customization, what mystified me were the classes I could choose.
Please pick at least 2 of any of the classes below:
Goddess of Creation
Goddess of Destruction
Goddess of Life
Goddess of Death
Goddess of Peace
Goddess of War
Goddess of Harvest
Goddess of Famine
All them had the word ''Goddess'' on them. "... What the... haaa~ let''s get this over with." Choosing ''Goddess of Creation'' and ''Goddess of Life'', since it kinda fitted the character I made, I immediately moved on.
Name:
Race: GOD
Class: Goddess of Creation Goddess of Life
Skills: Universal Creation Heavenly Healing Sacred Purification Divine Presence Holy Aura Immortality Eternal Youth Invulnerabilty
"....." Feeling a bit irritated because of how stupid and unbalanced the skills were, I immediately entered the name Runa and pressed ''Finished'' at the bottom. Then, at that moment, my conciousness was cut off. Chapter 2: Sincerely yours, My consciousness was only cut off only for a brief moment. However, during that brief moment, my body was assaulted by a sensation I wasn''t familiar with. I felt grass on the back of my body. What''s more, the cancerous rays of the burning fireball that gave life to all living things on earth covered the frontal part of my body. Really now, I wish modern science could find a way to deal with that cancerous thing. It kills us shut-ins. "Now then..." Standing up from the place where I lied, I started assessing my current position. ... ... ... What I found was quite intriguing. I found a tree. Then, right next to that tree was a tree with some shrubs. Next, more trees with more shrubs. Those trees were also right next to more trees, shrubs and other plants. By the way, judging from how each tree had a different trait from other trees, someone knowledgeable might know what kind of tree each of those trees where. Sadly, I am not that ''someone''. So, let''s just call those trees as trees. "... It''s not the time to be thinking about trees! Why the hell am I in the middle of a forest!!!" Screaming to the top of my lungs, I discovered another shocking truth. "WHY IS MY VOICE HIGH!!!"Unauthorized use: this story is on Amazon without permission from the author. Report any sightings. Un, the ''supposedly'' deep baritone voice that my parents gave me was replaced with a sonorous high soprano voice that felt really calming. "!!!!" Looking below, I gasped at the suddden change that I had undgerone. The muscular(fatty), well-trained(lol) and beloved body that I ardously obtained was replaced. My big arms and rough hands were replaced with thin stick like things that looked like they might break if handled poorly. The large and hairy legs that grew due to lack of use were replaced with soft looking ones with thighs that seem really delicious to sleep on. ".... Ah.... ahhh...." I held my head as I dizziness and nausea attacked me. Falling down to the ground, I muttered, ''This must be a dream... this must be a dream...'' before loosing consciousness. .... .... ... Waking up, I immeddiately checked whether I had returned to my body. But, fate wasn''t on my side. I was still inside the thin and fragile body that I saw earlier. Sitting on the ground in shock and despair, I discovered a piece of paper right next to me. Looking at the paper, I discovered that it was a message.I started reading the paper out of curiousity
If you are reading this paper, this means that you have regained consciousness. Runa, as your senior, I wholeheartedly congratulate you to your ascendance to Godhood. Normally, I should be right beside you. Teaching you, guiding you and helping you adapt to your new body. But, sadly, I can''t. The main reason is because the world I currently govern is being invaded by other Gods, so me and my apostles are currently in a state of emergency. So forgive me. However, do not fret,I managed to squeeze just enough time to make a DIY system that can guide you in making your new body. Furthermore, I also made that system close to the ones you are already familiar with, so I think you can do it even if I''m not there. Lastly, the reason why you can only become a female is because you were a male before you ascenscion. So, you becoming a goddess is an enivitable thing. By the way, the world I transfered you to has no other Gods in it. Only self-proclaimed demi-god like mortals. Its to make things easier for you. Ah, I almost forgot, to access the system raise your two hands to the sky and say ''Chesto!''. Sincerely yours, Arc the God of War and Death P.s. The Omnipotent God wishes you luck.
After reading the paper, I immediately threw it to the ground and started stomping on in a fit of rage. ... A few moments later, frustration replaced rage. So, from stomping my feet, I changed to rolling on the ground while holding my head. The reason was simple. "Gahhhh! If I knew this was gonna happen, I should''ve made the chest bigger and the height higher! If I did, I might''ve given myself to finally see a real woman''s breast!!!" Regrets really did arrive last. "I shouldn''t have made a lolichara(young girl character)!!!" Yep, regrets really do come last. Well, anyways, due to the influence of the internet and a bit of the letter, I was finally able to understand how I arrived in my current situation. Even though I didn''t want to, I was transferred to a different world. Becoming a girl was one thing but throwing a shut-in like me to the outdoors is akin to throwing a wax candle to a pot of molten lava. What should I do!? Chapter 3: Skills and realization After a 5 minutes of regretting some not(very) important things, I managed to regain my calmness. "First things first, I should check my status." Since I had made this character just a while ago, I kinda remember some of it''s abilities. However, because of some doubts, the want to look at it was really great. And so, without further ado, a young girl with knee length silver hair shouted ''Chesto!'' in forest X was spotted. By the way, that girl wasn''t naked, okay? She was wearing a pure white one piece dress. Un, since I have some resistance to wearing skirts and dresses. Due to my previous life. That silver girl from above wasn''t me. Un, that wasn''t me. ... I''m sorry. That was me. I was just escaping reality a bit. I mean, if anyone were in my situation. I think anyone would''ve atleast wanted to escape reality even if it was just a little bit. So, I''m not really at fault here. "Tsu, who the hell am I apologizing to? And, to who am I making these excuses to!? No good, I''m going crazy." Well, anyways, focusing my attention to the floating window that appeared after I shouted ''Chesto!''. The words that were written are as follows.
Name: Runa
Race: God
Age: Externally 15(internally 30)
Height: 160 cm
Form: Slender
Breast Size: A cup
Clothes: Divine Dress
Inherent Skills: Universal Creation Heavenly Healing Sacred Purification Divine Presence Holy Aura Immortality Eternal Youth Invulnerabilty
Learned Skills: None
Authority: 100%
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Believers: 0
Umm... did it just increase? Well, the difference between Inherent Skills and Learned Skills is quite obvious so let''s not touch that. The problem is the ''Authority'', ''Blessed People'', and ''Believers''.
Authority: This is the amount(in percentage) of control that you have in the world.
I see, I see. Thanks for the frank and direct answer. Actually, I really wanna retort as to why an explanation suddenly appeared before the status screen. But, I kinda feel like I''d lose to someone if I did. So, let''s not talk about that. Okay then, now that that''s out of the picture, let''s try the other two.
Blessed People: This refers to the people who have been blessed by you, the Goddess of Creation and Life. The Blessing of the Goddess of Creation broadens the potent possibilities that can lead to technologial progress to that person''s immediate surroundings. While the Blessing of Goddess of Life enriches that person''s life to the fullest. It may range from a humble way of life to a rulers peaceful life.
Un, the Blessing of the Goddess of Creation kinda feels a bit underwhelming though. But, the Blessing of the Goddess of Life seems really useful to those Yolo''s. Meh, it still doesn''t change the fact that it''s useless for me though.
Believers: This refers to the number of people who has faith in you and believes that you are a God.
Yeah.... I already kinda know it, but concreting that suspicion really feels a bit weird though. Specially because I''m still skeptical of me being a God. Phew, even though I''ve only checked a few, I''m already mentally tired. Mostly because of the scale and exaggerations of it all. Haa.... well then, let''s just quickly read the skills that I currently have and get on with it.
Universal Creation The ability to creating anything the user imagines. However, since the userwas once a shut-in. The ability to re-create anything modern is currently unvailable. The same goes with worlds, dimensions an universes. Also, if you decide to create a lifeform, please use a nearby soul instead of creating one, since creating souls requires delicate controls.
Heavenly Healing The ability to heal any wounds or illnesses. Whether it be a physical, mental or spiritual problem, you are able to heal them. However, in regards to resuscitating the dead, please create a new body and transfer his/her soul into that body since it saves more time and effort for you.
Sacred Purification The ability to purify anything malicious or corrupt without regards to which race he/she is.
Divine Presence No matter where you are, just by being there you that place will become a sacred ground. Fit to be a place of worship. Please note that that place will only be sacred ground so long as a part of you is left there. Tip: Leaving a bundle of hair and burying it on the ground is the most common way to increase the number of sacred grounds because it last longer than blood.
Holy Aura Whenever you use and ability or skill, a light which saves those who are bathe in it will come out of your body. It can also pruify corrupted/damaged souls.
Immortality No matter what happens or is done to you, you will never die.
Eternal Youth No matter how long you live or exist, the current look that you have will never change.
Invulnerability Anything that can do harm or damage you will be rendered useless so long as you have this ability.
Un.... Divine presence and Holy aura aside(cause they seem stupid), why is ''Universal Creation'' restricted!? My dream of making a room complete with the latest computer, air coonditioning and luxurious bed have been ruined! Grrr.... Curse you God of War and Destruction! I''ll remember this! "I''LL REMEMBER THIS!" Raising my fist and clenching my teeth, I shouted to the sky with a voice filled with resentment. Then, it was at this moment that I realized that, although I was invulnerable, my offensive skills were zero to none. "... what do I do?" Yep, what do I do now? Chapter 4: A cup of coffee and an injured man In the middle of forest X, a peculiar sight can be seen. A petite girl with knee-length silver hair could be seen kneeling in despair. That girl by the way is me. "What to do.... what to do... what to do...." I kept repeating those words as I glared at the status window in front of me. "I have no offensive power! I''m just a human trash with no social skills, life skills, work skills and most importantly, no SURVIVAL SKILLS!" Technically, since I''m ''Immortal'' and ''Invulnerable'', me dying is kinda impossible. "Ah! That''s it! I could just create a gun!" .... "I could just create a sword!" Seeing a ray of hope, I raised a shout of victory to the heavens. "Not just any sword, let''s create ''Excalibur''!" My shout increased by another note as I was struck by a better idea. "Now then.... how should I do I use skills?" With that said, I started staring at the status window. Specifically, the ''Universal Creation''.
Universal Creation The ability to creating anything the user imagines. However, since the userwas once a shut-in. The ability to re-create anything modern is currently unvailable. The same goes with worlds, dimensions an universes. Also, if you decide to create a lifeform, please use a nearby soul instead of creating one, since creating souls requires delicate controls.
And, I was given the same explanation from last time. "That''s not what I want! I want some help! Guides! Instructions! Tutorial please!" In a fit of a rage, I started wailing at the sky. "Phew~ A cup of coffee would be nice in this situation." As I said that, a cup of piping hot coffee appeared in front of me. Along with its appearance, my body gave out a golden glow. "...." .... "...." This story is posted elsewhere by the author. Help them out by reading the authentic version. I stared at the coffee in apprehension. Anyone would... I think. I mean, a cup coffee just suddenly appeared out of nowhere! Without precedence nor preparation! "... Ah." A thought then surfaced on my head. I had thought that that coffee must have been the product of my ''Universal Creation'' skill. If so.... "L-let''s try drinking it." By the way, while I was drinking the cup of coffee, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich also appeared for some reason.It was on top of a plate, of course. "Fuu~ that was delicious. Now then, how''d I do that?" Unconsciously using the skill was quite mystifying to me. "Hmmm.... Ok! Let''s try it that way. It''d be great to have a sword for self-defence right now." Saying like how I created that cup of coffee, I looked around to see if a sword was created. "Maybe I wasn''t concrete enough. King Arthur''s Excalibur would be nice right now!" Thinking that it was specific enough, I started searching for a sword that was embedded on a rock. However, reality was cruel. Excalibur did not appear. "At least give me a knife for Pete''s sake!" And so, a kitchen knife appeared near the empty cup. "Huh?" Grabbing the kitchen knife, I inspected it, swung it and tested it on a piece of grass. And, the conclusion that I arrived to was that it really was a kitchen knife. "Why''d a knife appear and not Excalibur?" Sighing in exaperation, Istared at the knife in my hands. "Maybe, the reason why I couldn''t create Excalibur was because it was a mythical weapon, unlike this knife. But, if that is so, why couldn''t I create a sword?" .... I don''t know. I friggin don''t understand why. "Fuck this shit! Why the hell can I create a cup of coffee and a kitchen knife but not a sword nor Excalibur!? Is the God of War and Destruction trolling with me? Don''t tell me he''s watching me right now? Grinning and laughing as he observes me from who knows where." Thinking at it like that, I restarted my cursing at the God who dragged me to this world. "Haa.... haaa.... haa... haaa..." Breathing heavily because of my curses, my rage started to cooldown after that fit. "Well, at least having this is better than having nothing though. Fuuuu---- Ok." Slap* Slapping my cheeks with my hands, I made a resolve to trek through the forest. Since staying here for the night is obviously dangerous, walking through it and finding a town to stay for the night is safer. Gaaah! Clink, clang. Uwaaah! "Huh?" Even though I had not yet moved from my spot, the sound of men shouting and metal clashing reached my ear. "Wha.... wha... what the..." I started panicking as I search for the the general direction of where the sounds where coming from. (Right!) Discovering the source, I stared at that place for a while before moving my body. I ran and ran towards the direction, until... "Uuhh...." "Gwaah!" The former was the sound of a man groaning in pain while the later was my scream as I fell down on my face. "Uhh...." "... Ouch? Huh? No pain? ... ah, that''s right, I''m invulnerable. Hahaha." Seeing that I felt no pain, even as I fell on my face, I started laughing in relief and joy because of my invulnerabilty. But, if I''m invulnerable, wouldn''t that mean that this kitchen knife was useless? No, no, this knife should have its uses. It''s just that it isn''t the right time and place for it. "Ugh... uhhh.... cough, cough..." Hearing the moans and coughing, I found out that I was on top of a severely injured man. He wore a leather armor with a sword of stabbed on his right leg. What''s more, judging from his tight arms and young face, I estimated that he must be around 16 to 18 years old. The man had blue hair and had quite a handsome face. Coupled with his tall height and fit body it was easy to judge him as a riajuu(A man who lives a successful life), so the thought that he should die a horrible death crossed my mind, but seeing the pool of blood below me. It quickly disappeared. Ah, no wait, now''s not the time for me to inspecting him! I should be helping him! "Hey! You okay?" "Uuuu... cough..." Obviously not. The man was bleeding on his flank and leg as he coughed out blood from his mouth. "Wha... wha... wha.... ah, that''s it!" Remembering that I had the ''Heavenly Healing'' skill, I immediately stood in front with my palms facing his body and my eyes closed. (Heal, heal, heal, heal, heal.) Repeating that thought in my mind, I nervously opened my eyes to see whether I was healing him or not. Also, the thought of me glowing while healing him appeared on my mind, but let''s ignore that for now. "...." The man now looked like he was sleeping with his calm breathing and closed eyes. "Phew, thank goodness, he isn''t moaning in pain anymore. The healing must''ve worked." I looked at his flank and noticed that it wasn''t bleeding anymore. The only problem was his leg. The leg was still bleeding because the sword was still pierced to it. (Was healing him without removing the sword, bad? Right~... well, let''s remove it from his leg and heal him again.) I grabbed at the sword''s handle and inhaled a deep breath. "1,2... 3!" Putting all of my strength into pulling the sword from his leg, I fell on my butt while closingmy eyes on reflex. "Hmmm? Phew~................ huh?" Seeing that the sword was pulled out I breathed a sigh of relief, only to see the man, whom I save, glaring at me with a sword pointed at my neck. "Huh?"