《Our New World: The Beta》 Prologue: The Beta When was it that my world was turned upside down? Was it when I joined the military? Maybe it was when I first entered the battlefield? No, that wasn''t it, if I recall I was playing it was just a typical Saturday afternoon. I had just killed the overlord of Dark Age online, the supreme being, I''m a solo player so the battle lasted for about a month of Ingame time, about a week in regular time. I had used my hydra and unicorn pets as backups, my hydra would tank in the front as its defense was the greatest and the Unicorn would heal, I had been preparing for this moment for a while, I was stockpiled on full health and mana potions, antidotes, elixers, you name it. Finally after a month of struggle, the overlord, Tahlio, could no longer sustain himself and collapsed, which is when my life changed. At this moment I was forcefully logged out of the game and my pod was opened. "What kind of Bullshit is that! Where is all the loot! It better be there when I get back!" Being a 21 year old that has to pay for his own college and bills, I need all the money I can get. I go to the kitchen and get something to eat. All of that time in the game made me really hungry. I look at the pod and sigh, let me go back in and see if I can go into the game. As I open the pod, something catches my eye, something that shouldn''t be there. "It''s a cube" The cube is about the size of a rubrics cube,except for the fact that it''s pitch black, has silver edges and at the center at the top is a blue circle emitting light. Out of curiosity I touch it, and as soon as I do An excruciating headache emerges, I shut my eyes tightly in an attempt to endure the pain. Ten minutes later I open my eyes, and am shown what appears to be a blue screen, the same ones I had seen in Dark age online.
Synchronization in progress...
I try to interact with the screen by touching it but it reacts like static. Then the message on the screen changes
You have been selected to become a Beta tester for, as a beta tester you will be able to keep the abilities you obtain after the beta period is over. Your abilities/skills will transfer over to the real world.
This is pretty interesting, but what does it mean? Does this mean I will be able to switch between this world and an alternate world to help me... Level up?
As a Beta tester you will receive exclusive items and information but are unable to spread information as you are bound by a non disclosure agreement and violation will result in your immediate death.
That''s somewhat disturbing, but ok I guess? I mean I don''t really have family or friends so who cares?
In exactly one year, a beam of a solar eclipse shall cover the earth. All electronics and machines will be prove to be useless, on the same day humans will receive a blue screen such as this and become "players" monsters shall spawn and humanity shall struggle henceforth.
I can''t believe this. There is no way this is going to happen! This is too crazy. It''s the end of the world. People always said it would be a meteor, earthquakes, but man, nobody would ever expect it to be because of little blue screens spawning monsters, hell, even without the fact that I can''t tell anyone or I would die I wouldn''t say anything either, this is the kind of thing that would send me to an asylum.
As a beta tester you receive the following items.
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Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:
LotteryUmaxmax
This skill allows for a chance at obtaining rare skills, items, abilities, titles, and bloodlines at a randomized chance. This ability can be used once a month, or upon slaying 1000 monster of the same level as the user.
Title: The Beta
For being one of five chosen by the system to prepare for the disaster that will befall the dart you obtain: +50% XP during the Beta period (1 earth year, 1 Asguard month) x2 item drop rate during Beta period +10 to all stats. +100 health
That seems pretty cool. But does this mean that this status screen is only available to us or to all once the tragedy comes, wait a second, what are my stats? [table]Status WindowName:Nico KingLevel:1[tr]Race:humanClass:none[tr]Titles: The BetaStrength:35Agility:30Intelligence:27Wisdom:42-Health:200 / 200Health Regen:2 / SecMana:210 / 210Mana Regen:5 / SecI''m pretty impressed by my wisdom, but a bit disappointed by my strength and agility, i expected it to be higher due to my military background. my inteligence should be higher though, i mean im not a genius, but 27? that meant my intelligence was at 17 before my title, it seams kind of low to me.
to teleport to the world of Asguard all you must say is teleport to Asguard and wait for 3 seconds, you will be rewarded at the end of the year by your performance in the world of Asguard.
"Oh no, I''m not gonna be curious and get myself killed" I grab an old duffle-bag and head to the kitchen, I stuff my bag with food and water bottles, I also go to my closet and seek out my Mameluke sword (marine officer sword) since technology not machines will work I won''t even bother with a gun. This is going to be a great adventure, imagine a post apocalyptic world with ogres, goblins, and dragons! My blood boils by just thinking about it ! Of course many people will die because they were to cowardly to do anything. I think I should build a hide out, that''s exactly what I will do! And I know just how to do it. Although I am broke right now, if I go to Asguard and gain gold, I will be able to afford a luxuries safe haven. I think it''s time to go. "teleport Asguard!" As shout this I felt a distortion, I looked down and was a bit shocked by what I saw. Below me was a pitch black hole with white gleams of light all over, these are stars! I then feel myself being sucked in. I was enveloped by darkness. Little bit of info On chapter releases Hey guys, this is the new story that I have, not the best writer but I''m trying. I''m still in high school so I might be busy, this is a message to inform you of when I will be uploading my chapters. I will start uploading chapters at least 4 times a week starting September first, the reason for this is that I have military boot camp for the rest of the summer. I may upload the occasional chapter every once in a while before September if I have enough time on my hands and if I am allowed to use an electronic device during this time. Love this story? Find the genuine version on the author''s preferred platform and support their work! I hope that you all will enjoy this story about an apocaliptic world and Nico King that will rise above everyone. Suggestions are appreciated Btw, my stat boxes come out glitchy at times, no idea why, working on it Ch.1 The MC and the Toad. *OOF* ¡°God Damn! That hurt like hell!¡± The stupid black hole couldn''t land me on my feet could it? No, it just had to plant me face first in the god damn mud! I already hate this place, I its a murky swamp. I look around and I see a huge shadow. A feeling of dread spreads over me, I look behind me and I see a huge toad, with warts the size of soccer balls. Me and the toad just glance at one another for a good 10 seconds, it doesn''t appear to be violent and I''m not risking a fight, maybe it has sentience? ¡° Hello there big fella, I''m Nico King¡± It tilts it''s head to the side, the next thing I see it opens its mouth, which is the size of a door as it tries to take a huge bite out of me, I dodge rapidly by rolling towards the right, it takes a huge chomp out of a boulder and spits it out. Nope! it''s too big, not even gonna bother, I''m just going to go back home and wait for the end of the world. ¡°Teleport Earth¡± I wait for the black hole to appear again, but instead I am met with a blue screen.
Error
Systematic teleportation is not available during combat.
¡°You have got to be kidding me!¡± I quickly rummage through my duffle bag in search of my marine sword ¡°This is not fair! Who teleports someone in front of a giant monster? Seriously, what happened to the usual rabbits we slaughter as noobs to become mighty dragon slaying warriors? or the goblins we usually exterminate?¡± As I complain to myself the toad turns around and looks at me and charges at me once again. This time I dodge towards the right swiftly and impale the giant toad in the center of its back, popping a huge wart. *Sploosh* *Blahch* I throw up almost immediately as the pungent smelling liquid sprays all over me. The toad yells in pain and opens its mouth I dodge once again, but then something unexpected happens, it shoots its tongue out and wraps it around me, embracing me in a mucous like liquid with its tongue. He uses its to tongue to pull me into its giant mouth. ¡° Oh no you don''t! I''m not going out like this!¡± I stab through its tongue as hard as I can with my sword, I leave it implanted in the ground I then run up behind the toad, it is trying to bite me, but with its tongue being secured in place with my sword, it is slowly ripping its tongue apart. ¡° You messed with the wrong person you stupid toad¡± I start kicking the toad in the back. Pummeling it with my fists as well. It gives a couple of loud cries and It starts pulling back and I see its tongue on the verge of snapping, and a pool of blood forming below its mouth. ¡°HAHAHA! Stupid ass toad! You''re going to snap your own tongue off! Don''t worry I''ll help you!¡± I jump on the tip of its mouth and cause it to close shut from the impact, its tongue snaps and I Bolt towards my sword and hold it in my right hand and face the toad. *RAAWGHL* It releases an ear defending roar, but due to all the blood in its mouth it¡¯s gargling. I see a Muddy glow emanate from the toad, it''s eyes also radiate a pale red light.
The Giant swamp Toad has been enraged. Due to its aura your stats decrease by 10%
Shit, give me a break, it''s tongueless, can it just die already!? I run a boulder near a tree, and jump on it to reach the tree. ¡°At least this will give me some time¡± I take a granola bar out of my backpack and eat it. The toad is still charging towards me and shows no signs of stopping. Hey, you can''t be serious! Is it thinking of ramming me down with the tree!? Shit! I look around for someplace to jump onto but can''t find anything that is reasonably far to jump onto, well I doubt the toad can ram down this tree but just to be safe I''ll be ready. I hold my sword ready to strike, heck, at this point I''m thinking of prince of persiaing my way down this tree my tearing through it on the way down to lessen the fall. The toad Rams its huge head in the tree, the impact caused the tree to go crooked and caused me to fall down, I cover my face and start rolling in an attempt to disperse my energy, and it mostly worked, my left arm however was dislocated at the shoulder. I look back at the toad an its head has been caved in from ramming into the tree. Thank god. Wait¡­ I haven''t leveled up, is it not dead yet ? I look at the toad with foam and blood coming out of its mouth, I poke it with my sword and it twitches. Reading on Amazon or a pirate site? This novel is from Royal Road. Support the author by reading it there. ¡°Well, let''s level up¡± I stab my sword through its head.
You leveled up six times, you gain 30 unallocated characteristic points and 12 skill points. Skill points can be used to purchase skills, abilities, spells, and bloodlines in the shop. The shop is locked until level 15.
That sounds cool, bloodlines? I can be a dragon! Let''s just forget about it, it must be ridiculously expensive.
Congratulations, due to defeating an opponent at least 10 levels higher than you you receive the following rewards
Title: Underdog
awarded to those who defeat enemies at least ten levels higher than them. All stats +10, damage to higher level opponents increases by 10% per level difference(500% max),15% resistance to fear
Whoa, that''s a seriously amazing title, keep this stuff coming!
Skill Name:Skill Rank:Skill Level:Skill Experience:
In Depth AnalysisUMax0%
Can only be earned by a Beta with the title of underdog. This skill allows the user to view information on anything and anyone, without exceptions, as a unique skill only one of these can exist at a time.
That is just perfect, I still feel a little disappointed by the fact that this is all that I got, for now let''s make me stronger. ¡° Increase strength and Agility by 15¡± I feel an explosion of strength surge through me and my bones and muscles feel tougher, yet lighter at the same time. [table]Status WindowName:Nico KingLevel:7[tr]Race:humanClass:none[tr]Titles: The Beta,UnderdogStrength:60Agility:55Intelligence:37Wisdom:52-Health:200 / 200Health Regen:3 / SecMana:260 / 260Mana Regen:6 / SecThese are pretty solid looking stats, I need more items to become stronger.Wait, I remember about the lottery skill that I have! ¡°Should I try my luck with the lottery skill? Screw it! I got nothing left to lose. Lottery!¡±
spinning wheel¡­.
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Congratulations you received...
What i got, blew my mind. ________________________________________ Message From the Author: Hey guys! I know I said I would most likely not be updating until September but I had time today, I really felt like saving up this chapter and stockpiling a bunch up until September but I don''t know, I just felt anxious to upload the chapter today. Well, that''s about all I wanted to say, Please tell me how the story I going and whether you enjoy it, I would also like for you to tell me better ways to improve my writing, Thanks and see you in September, unless I get anxious again xD P.S I feel as though my chapters are a bit short, should I add a bit more or is it fine the way it is? Some of the tittle boxes go white for some reason, I''ll try to resolve this soon too. problem with chapter. Hey guys! i wanted to post a chapter today but when i posted it from my google docs, the format became all messed up, so for now i will try to fix the issue and just rewrite it. that means no post today xD i posted it like 3 times but the issue remained, if you guys know any way to fix it let me know. Ch.2 The princess and the ogre What was in my hand was a pitch black Gas mask that was meant to cover only the bottom half of my face. What was odd about it was that it had a pattern that looked like the leaves of a Holly plant at the edges. It also eminatted a weird vibe, as though I was looking straight at a black hole, it was sucking me in.
Item name: Skill Rank: Skill Level: Skill Experience:
The Glutton U A mask that grows with the user by absorbing the blood of the users enemies and eating items. +5 to all stats, health +100, mana +100, Immune to toxic substances in the form of gas, has extended breathing ability under water (+10 minutes), health regen increases in battle depending on the a mound of blood and items absorbed by the mask. Once a week you are able to activate the special skill [Gluttony] which allows for the consumption of any item.[Color=Red] Warning:This item is permanently bound to the user as item is fed it will increase the benefits it gives the user.
¡°This is amazing, I have a growing item with me, best of all, it can''t be stolen!¡± Things were kind of looking up for me now, although it said it was bound to the user, something about that warning in red made me feel uneasy when it came to handling this piece of equipment. Something was telling me not to put the mask on right now, but I decided to stop being such a wuss and put it on. Worst mistake of my life. ¡°AGH!?¡± I started screaming my lungs out as the edges of the mask spread from my cheeks to the back of my neck, once the left and right side intertwined at the back of my neck I felt as though needles were inserted into my face directly from the mask. This whole process proved to be excruciating. ¡°What the Fuck!¡± The only thing on my Mind at this moment was ¡®Oh Shit! Is this what it meant when it said the mask was permanently bound to me?¡¯ I try to take off the mask but to no avail, ¡®Shit, I''ll be living with a mask for the rest of my life!¡¯
Congratulations, for obtaining an item from the 7 Sins set you obtain the sin of that item. As you accumulate more sin items set bonuses will be added, increasing your overall performance/power.
I have a question though, can I get another sin from the lottery if someone allready processes it? Because it is U ranked so only one exists. This also raised many questions such as where does the lottery skill get the items from? Does it take it from somewhere? From a person? Does it create an identical item based on the original? This skill is a bit confusing in the aspect that the origin of the items are unknown. Title: sin of gluttonyYou possess the sin of Gluttony,what else is there to be said? You gain +150 health, the ability to eat without bounds (Can consume otherwise inedible items) your stomach became a void (you are unable to become full) you have become immune to poisons. As the sin of Gluttony you are able to gain an increase in stats by consuming your defeated opponent. (Stat gained will be the stat the target excelled in the most.) This is something huge! With this my strength will increase dramatically over time. Let''s check out my stats. ¡°Status¡±
Status Window
Name: Nico King Level: 7 Race: human Class: none Titles: The Beta,Underdog,Sin Of Gluttony
Strength: 65 Agility: 60
Intelligence: 42 Wisdom: 57
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Health: 450 / 450 Health Regen: 5 / Sec
Mana: 360 / 360 Mana Regen: 7 / Sec
That''s pretty amazing, I''m one step closer to becoming a legend, no¡­. A God! Hahaha, just kidding. But I am doing pretty amazing, except my sense of direction sucks, I am surrounded by nothing but trees. I have been roaming in search of a town or creatures to fight to increase my level for about a week now. ¡°seriously? I have wasted a quarter of my time in this world being lost, sometimes there is no luck for the honorable man, such as myself.¡± *Sigh~* Let''s start walking again. __________________________________________________________________________ after a half an hour of walking I finally arrive towards a road! all I have to do is follow the road and I am bound to reach a town! I have to find a way to take off this gas mad since I look shady with it. Imagine seeing a black haired teen with a gas mask, a hoody ,and a sword walking up to you. You would shoot them on the spot. Well I am not really going to try and test my ability to get an arrow lunged in my head. I keep pulling and yanking the mask, but it''s not even giving an inch. I even tried stabbing it. I learned two thing. Number 1, my mask is sword proof, indestructible. And two, don''t leave weapons near my face as the mask will literally eat at until nothing is left. I touched the tip of my sword to the mask for about 2 seconds and I was left with a squared tip. I guess I''ll just leave the mask alone. About an hour into my walk on the road I hear yelling. ¡°Give us the princes and we will let you people live!¡± ¡°Never! You have to go through us to get to the princes!¡± I see about 5 bandits surrounding a luxurious carriage and 3 knights trying to fend off the bandits, it appears there was a total of five as well but two of them are on the floor, dead. I believe he bandits got the better of them. I also spot a young woman of about 19 years old coming out of the carriage, I got to admit that she is quite the looker, her breasts and perky and so is her ass. She comes out of the carriage and starts casting fireballs. But after about 6 casts she appears to be exhausted. I keep walking forward, no matter what I do not want to get involved in this, I am just going to go on through.as I get by one of the bandits spots me, and so does the young girl, the girl looks at me with pleading eyes and calls out. ¡°Help!¡± The bandit leader looks at me and brandishes his dagger getting ready to lunge at me if I try anything. This situation is quite tricky, but she isn''t my problem, I am just trying to survive, sorry princess. ¡° Don''t mind me, I''m just passing through! Oh! Do any of you know the direction of the nearest village?¡± The bandit looks at me with a questioning gaze but he answers anyways. ¡°Follow the road up ahead, in about 2 days you will reach a sign that says Blossom kingdom.Support the creativity of authors by visiting Royal Road for this novel and more. I sigh to myself, 2 days, such a pain. ¡°Thank you, as you were.¡± I continue walking forward hoping they would ignore me, but to no avail. The princes glares at me and calls out. ¡°Hey you! How dare you! I am princess Diana of the blossom kingdom! And you dare ignore me and leave me to die at the hands of these barbarians!? Are you even a man!¡± She pisses me off, she is one of those self entitled people. I look at her and the bandit fighting for a second and say. ¡°Not my problem.¡± And I continue walking but as I am walking away one of the bandits speaks this time. ¡° now that you know she is the princess of the princess of blossom kingdom I cannot let you leave alive!.¡± You have to be kidding me, she is the one who said that, I couldn''t care less. ¡°I just want to leave I swear I won''t¡­¡± As I am trying to get myself out of the situation the bandit leader charges at me with a dagger attempting to decapitate me. I crouch down rapidly, having so much agility makes it feel as though everything around me slows down for a bit, it''s the same as what happens when the flash runs except in an extremely smaller level. After crouching down I quickly swing my sword towards my the bandit I expected to graze his shoulder but instead my sword hacked at his shoulder leaving his arm hanging by an inch and a half of flesh. ¡°AGH!¡± I also see something that is quite disturbing, the blood that he is losing is coming towards me as though it is Alive and it runs up my body and gets absorbed by my mask. He looks at me in terror. ¡°De..Demon!¡± He then starts retreating but I don''t let him, experiment a bit and swing my sword while gathering mana. I then release it and a wave of mana comes out and slashes right through him.
congratulations you learned the spell crescent slash.
I want to check out the effect of this ability.
Spell Name: Spell Rank: Spell Level: Mana consumption:
Crescent slash R 1 100
a powerful attack that deals damage equal to 2x your intelligence, every point of wisdom affects its range by a foot.(Distance can be adjusted, damage cannot).
That is a pretty good spell, it really consumes an enormous amount of mana though, but with this spell I will be unstoppable when I become a higher level. I walk up to the dead bandit leader and I will my mask to consume him. I was hesitant to do this at first but then I decided to do it anyway as I needed power. To consumes the corpse the mask released a black cloud from the filter and engulfed the corpse, the cloud grew bigger and expanded and then came towards the mask rapidly and was absorbed.
Strength +2
The bandits upon witnessing their leader be consumed began to flee, luckily for me they all ran in the same direction, it''s time to test my ability on multiple targets. ¡°Crescent Slash!¡± I fasted it, but this time instead of doing it vertically I did it horizontally and it slashed through all 3 of them. Meanwhile the princes had just finished killing hers off. I will the mask to absorb the three I defeated.
agility +3 intelligence +5
I begin to walk away when I hear ¡°Wait! What is your name!?¡± I look at the one who spoke, it''s the princess. ¡°Nico King¡± And I begin to walk away. Ten minutes into my walk I begin to get bored to I start sprinting for half an hour before becoming exhausted. The bandits were quite impressive, they gave me five levels, that means that I have 25 unallocated characteristic points. I decide to add all 25 of them to agility. My fighting style is speed oriented and I can overwhelm my opponents with lightning fast slashes. I feel my body become extremely lighter than before, almost as though I had 100 pounds taken away from me. I begin getting ready to sprint, I count to three, one.. Two.. Three! I kickoff and feel a burst of power, I look up and see a tree, before I can do anything I had already rammed myself shoulder first knocking over the tree, I was proud of myself for being able to know over a tree that was six inches thick until I saw that I had lost 150 health in that exchange. Not only had I lost health, I looked at my left shoulder and my arm was limp, I had dislocated my shoulder, taking my arm with it. It looked like a cooked noodle and hurt when I moved it, but I knew I had to snap it back in place. I hold my shoulder with my right hand and apply all my strength to snap it back. ¡°Agh! Shit! That hurt!¡± I screamed very loudly, all of a sudden I hear heavy movement coming my way, as it gets closer it becomes even more rapid, by the time I turn to look all I see is an ogre, huge greenish yellow skin long nails, and yellow teeth holding a club. The ogre charges into me blowing me off my feet. ¡°Ugh! Damn that''s another 100 health that means I am down to 200.¡± I look at the ogre, hold up my sword and charge at it, I hack at his wrist with my sword causing it to be hacked off.it then look up to the sky and roars. ¡°Roar!¡± I had gotten ogre saliva all over me,the ogre''s blood is currently currently flowing to me which is healing me,I begin to dodge as the ogre launches a barrage of attacks at me. I am dodging to allow myself some time to heal with the mask¡¯s healing ability by absorbing its blood. It picks up the club with its right hand, it''s wrist is still grasping it, it then swings at me vertically, I dodge and cast crescent slash, I wait for him to be slashed in half but instead I see the ogres has been wounded but is still kicking. I managed to give it a wound about 2 inches deep from its belly button to its right shoulder in the shape of a crescent moon. As the ogre inspects his wounds he raises his club up with great agony and tries to swing at me. Slowly but surely he is losing strength so I just dodge, ten minutes later it can barely lift its club and just looks at me with a glare. ¡°Sorry buddy, this one is on you¡± I swing my sword down horizontally to his neck in order to decapitate it. I expected a severed head but instead saw the sword penetrate an inch into its neck then stop moving. The ogre is crying tears of torment, I continue to swing until it''s head falls off, it took me 4 swings, I need to get a better sword
Congratulations you leveled up 3 times
I have 15 unused characteristic points, agility really helped this time around but I feel as thigh strength would help more for now since I have to back at the monsters to kill them as this sword has lost its sharpness. I add 15 points to strength and feel my muscles burst with power. I will the mask to absorb the ogre soon after and am greeted by a sweet message.
health +150
I guess I got the vitality of an ogre. I take out some potato chips and start eating. The weird thing about this mask is that when I eat, once food gets near my mouth it''s instantly teleported inside. This mask has also been giving me problems, I eat too much! I continue to follow the road for a day and a half, due to my agility I run faster than a carriage. I reach a sign that says Blossom kingdom, 1 mile away. I walk towards the kingdom and reach the gate. Time to get me a weapon. ________________________________________ *POV Princess Diana* We had just been attacked by bandits, two of my guards were sneak attacked and killed. The remaining two guards were outnumbered 5 to 3 and were being suppressed, I decided to come out and join the battle. As I am stepping out of my carriage I see what appears to be a male around the same age as me with black hair covered in a black hood and mask on. He gave off a mysterious and yet slightly sinister vibe. I wait for him to assist me but instead he says he is just on his way and even asked for directions, I then see him leaving. Who the hell does that!? I yell at him to assist me and even give out my status. Instead of helping he just shrugs it off as though he doesn''t care, it''s not until the bandit leader refused to let him go that he springs into action. This mysterious person slashed the bandits arm off and he began to absorb blood! All the blood the leader was losing was moving its way to the man. When the leader saw this he called him a demon and attempted to flee, but instead was slashed in half from head to toe by a wave of mana that came from the man''s sword. He then walks up to the corpse and a dark cloud comes out from him and engulfs the corpse, the corpse became part of the dark cloud of gas and it expanded and was absorbed by him. He sent the same wave of mana to the other fleeing bandits and absorbed them as well.his strength is overwhelming but rather than his strength it''s his speed that is frightening. As he walks away I asked him for his name, he responded. ¡°Nico King¡± I will make sure to remember him, if I can somehow bring a powerhouse like him into our kingdom we may be able to win the war against the kingdom of Mane. Ever since we were able to obtain the mana mines the Kingdom of mane has been at war with us to reclaim the mines. Fourteen minutes after we started moving, I spotted what appears to be footprint imbedded on the road and a trail that leads to a tree that has been knocked over. Next to the tree I see a huge club with a green hand that is tightly grasping it''s hilt. ¡°Princess, this hand appears to have belonged to an ogre, you don''t think it was him do you?¡± I look at him as though he should already know the answer to that. I smile and look up at the sky. ¡°Sir Ray, make preparations and investigate this man, I want to know who he is, I want to recruit him." "If that is what your highness desires, I shall humbly oblige." I get back in my carriage, the wheels begin to spin, I''m going home.