《Another travel story between worlds?!》 Prologue - You have to do workout for a healthy life! Another story of travel between worlds?! Prologue. *In a plaza of some unknown town* [This may not be happening! How I ended up in this way? I cannot recall anything!] ¡®¡¯God-sama? Are you there? Answer me! Come on, I need your help! Hurry Up! Ahhhhhh!¡¯¡¯ (MC) [Shouting of the townsfolk] - ?KRIAUDEA, UYERATD UARYAND HADSY! ?TRADK! (Hang him, don¡¯t let him to be alive! Burn him!) ¡®¡¯SOMEONE TELL ME, WHY I AM IN THE GALLOWS! ALL OF YOU THINK THIS IS A MEDIEVAL PUBLIC EXECUTION! DAMN IT YOU ALL! AND WHAT ARE SAYING, I CAN¡äT UNDERSTAND A SHIT!¡¯¡¯ (MC) ---- For a better understanding of this history, we have to go back in time¡­ a little--- *In some place of the earth* ¡®¡¯Ahhh I¡äm so boreeeeeed, how fun it would be to travel to a fantasy world, filled of pretty girls and to be able to make an awesome harem, save the world after that. I fill all the requirement, right?... I think I''ve seen too much anime today¡¯¡¯ (MC) --- But the truth it¡¯s sad, actually, I am another jobless and antisocial guy in this big world, something they call a NINI (NI trabaja Ni estudia), if someone ask me how I ended this way, I don¡¯t know how to answer it exactly, but i have the idea how all started ¡­. Some time ago, my last and only family, my grandfather, died from a long-term illness. before that time, I was the only grandson that he had, that¡¯s why he cares so much about me, like a son. I think here is the point when all started to fall apart, when my grandfather dies, I went into a terrible depression stage, so much that I felt I couldn''t do anything to stay alive, I had not courage to move forward and live by myself, I was alone and today I¡¯m still alone, but that¡¯s the past, now I am used to live an easy and effortless life. Is hard to change at this point and I still continue without making a try, the lucky me was living from a little money that my grandfather leaves it to me, but at some point, it will end... ¡®¡¯I know that, but even so, it¡¯s so hard to make an effort, someone couldn¡¯t invent some way to do an effort easier?¡¯¡¯ (MC) While I was lost in my thoughts, a noise was heard at the entrance of the house. Ans yes, I live alone in a big house¡­ You may be wondering, why I don¡¯t sell the house or Do not put it in rental and live from the income? Because this house is completely separated from the civilization! in a deplorable state and too old for sell it, no one want to buy it, nor as a relic they want it. But not everything is bad news, I have internet through satellite signal! I know, that costs a lot of money ¡­ but I will never leave you, my dear and only friend internet, without you, I cannot live another day! Ehem¡­ returning to the subject¡­ in the moment I hear the noise, the first thing that come to my mind was a robber¡­ A thief?! It cannot be! We are kilometers from the next town, because of it, the house uses an energy plant, ¡­ By the way an old one plant¡­ No one want to rob a house that is so far away! A ghost maybe? No, no, no, ghost don¡¯t have physical body, they don¡¯t make any sound while walking! Right? *A little time after, when I cannot hear any sound, At that moment, it can be seen a shadow in the corridor, that¡¯s scary! I will peek out without doing any sound, while I¡¯m at that, I can see a person¡­ with long black hair? Who¡äs that? *By logic, the most likely it has to be a robber* yea no ghost¡­ ufff¡­ *sigh*. I am safe, Ha! poor idiot! Good luck finding something of value to steal! If there were one, I would have sold it asap! In that moment, like a beam, something appeared in my mind, the laptop that I left in my room when I was watching anime! (I am in the corridor right now), but more important, MY SACRED EROGE¡¯S!!! dammit I have to do something fast, is the only pleasure I had in this life, it cannot be lost! I am really mad right now, due to the danger I have to face, (yea, if someone steal your porn you get really mad), hurried, i do some really crazy moves, like a ninja movie, movements out of my daily routine ¡­ That¡¯s was a mistake¡­ all in front on me it become blurry, and I felt a blow in my head, but no one is here beside me, in that moment I see myself in the floor, like a doll, afterwards i felt a strong pain in my chest, really strong, it doesn¡¯t let me breathe, I cannot breathe! I''m convulsing? I can see parts of my body trembling, cannot fell my extremities, what¡¯s happen? Thinking about it, when was the last time I do some kind of workout? The last week I went to the yard¡­ but it was to obtain a better internet signal¡­ also I have to recognize that my diet it¡¯s not a really good one¡­ and really do not walk too much, always ask for someone that can bring me the things needed for a month, HA! FUCK YOU EFFORT LIFE! Thinking about it again¡­ if I had the desire to live an easy life watching anime all day, and do nothing more, at least I should do some workout¡­ no one have to be a doctor to know this is a heart attack, right? Heart attack¡­ Ahhh so pathetic¡­ a heart attack being so young¡­ this cannot end like that! I have to call for help! Hey mister thief?! Are you there?! I need your help, please! Come on! Can you call an ambulance please?! Dammit! I remember this house don¡¯t have a phone! At the time when the ambulance arrives here, I will be full of flies! This moment is so long, my head is full of stupid and unnecessary thoughts, can¡¯t hear my voice¡­ That¡¯s had to be the reason why the thief cannot hear me, this sucks, I know it ¡­ I¡¯m going to die¡­ alone¡­ like a dog¡­ I don¡¯t want to die¡­ really don¡¯t want to die yet¡­ if I had known, that I was going to die, I would have liked to finish my last eroge¡­ it was really good¡­ really good¡­ goo¡­g¡­. Everything is black, I can¡¯t see nothing. ----------- Wait a moment, I am still alive? It was a dream? It can¡¯t be! I am 100% sure that I really died, don''t remember to had received any help, it has to be¡­ yea¡­ I discovered an occult power in my body that give me immortality! incredible!!! Now i have to use this chance to¡­ What¡äs this luxurious place? Where I am? Everything is flashy, and looks like gold¡­ wait a moment... this is gold?! Don¡¯t tell me¡­ THIS IS AWESOME! SO, AWESOME, is even better than immortality! this Is another world, right? I believed it only that happens in anime! It cannot be true or yes? well, that¡¯s was expected, it cannot be, that only unpleasant things happen to me, right? Really¡­ Now I just have to wait for the beautiful goddess-sama, to give me some amazing god-like power, so crazy that ir can crush any logic in the world and put me in a privileged position in the society as a hero and savior of the world! Hurray! Hurray! ¡®¡¯Hey you, yeah, yourself¡¯¡¯ (?) Ehh? Is with me? Someone is calling me, where are you? ¡°I am here upstairs, you¡¯re just one step away from falling to the hell, you should hurry and climb the stairs, if you don¡¯t want to suffer an eternity in hell, the heavens doors cannot be open all the time, if they could, all the people could enter the heavens¡¯¡¯ (?) The Hell?!!! Oh, that¡¯s true, there are some stairs, I should follow the voice for now¡­If you find this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the infringement. In the moment when I reach the place where the voice comes, I find someone that¡¯s looks like a human¡­ gazing in a little hand-mirror, in a luxurious chair made of gold, how to say it¡­ despite being sitting, can see it, he has a great body, with good stature, a shiny dark hair, long to the shoulders, a face that has its own brightness and a gaze with superiority looking down on me, as if I had no value for him, if I had to describe him, I say only one word, handsome¡­ a good-looking guy without doubt, a ikkemen*, it¡¯s not like that! I don¡¯t have those tastes! I am really a normal guy! you can hear me!!! But is so hard to not keep looking at him¡­ ¡®¡¯But¡­ WAIT A MOMENT¡­ where is my beautiful goddess?! Don''t tell me that you are ¡­!!!! (MC) ¡°Eh? What are you talking about, don¡¯t say stupid things... by the way, Welcome boy! I am ***** the great god of beauty, you cannot find a best one in all the universe! and yes, I am the one who called you here!!! The Great ME!!!¡¯¡¯ (God) Wait a momeeeeeeeent!!!! It is not supposed it had to be a goddess of beauty? A GODDESS not a god, a goddess!!! Dammit! What bunch of crap its written in books and novels! I demand my money back! Also, I couldn¡¯t hear his name, cannot understand it, how I am supposed to call him now, hope he don¡¯t get angry because I don¡¯t know his name. For now, I¡¯m going to call him god-sama. ¡®¡¯ Well, god-sama... It¡¯s an honor to be here, my name is Tsumaki and as you can see I am a human from the earth-------¡®¡¯ (Tsumaki) ¡°Of course I know it! Who do you think that called you here! Seriously, those human¡äs don¡¯t know their place, you don¡¯t have to say a thing!¡¯¡¯ (God-sama) I was wrong in calling him god-sama¡­. from now on, I going to call him god! Without honorific! At least in my mind ¡­ ¡°Now, let¡äs begin, I don¡¯t want to waste time in this¡± Begin what? What¡äs he is talking about? Supposedly he has to tell me about my mission and powers I will receive, right? ¡®¡¯Eh¡­ well¡­ God-sama¡­ you called me here¡­ to send me to another world to save it from some crazy dude king demon, right?¡¯¡¯ (Tsumaki) ¡°You¡­ you are more stupid that I was thinking, why do you believe I summoned a useless human without an especial trait like you, to save the world? A world that you know nothing! You couldn¡¯t save your own life and now are you saying something like save the world!!! I can¡¯t believe it! How far the human stupidity can get? Know some shame, human¡¯¡¯ (God) Ahhh¡­ this is all, I am going to explode, from now on I will call him trash, trash-god, at least in my mind¡­ but what he says has some true... ¡°God-sama, then why do you called me to this place?¡± (Tsumaki) ¡°¡­. So annoying¡­ well, it can¡¯t be helped, your race doesn¡¯t have so much brains, it¡¯s not your fault, I will explain it just one time for you¡­¡± (Trash-god) I have the feeling this will take a long time¡­ ¡°I am the great god of beauty! The greatest god of all time! like you have heard, I have the power to create new worlds and life forms as I pleased, I am fabulous! Well, that¡¯s not so easy at all, we, the gods, have a lot of rules ¨C a lot of useless rules- one of those rules is¡­ how to say it¡­ in the moment I create a new world, I have the mission of observe and care about it, until their last moment, something like look after a little puppy. The last world that I created¡­ it¡¯s not my best work at all, really¡­ It is soooooo boooring, more as you are thinking. Me, the great god of beauty. Cannot leave my world to be so boring and insipid, but they don¡¯t want to advance neither work hard to improve, less make war or conquer other worlds, and things like that, so boring¡­¡­ But the great me, thought about something amazing, I just have to destroy it and make a new fabulous world like me! But noooo! Another useless rule! We can¡¯t directly destroy a world that we created! Can you believe it?! Who make those rules? And we can only have one world at the same time¡­ ahhh the other gods, sure they are having fun with their own worlds... why me GOD!!!! Oh, true, I am god. But I not going to surrender, afterwards I thought to go and talk with my fellow gods and ask them how I can destroy it. They have the solution! I just have to create a demon lord to destroy the world and rebuild a new one, it seems I¡äm not the only god who¡¯s happening something like that, that¡¯s a relief. It¡¯s a new fashion these days, make demon lords to watch funny things in a world, well¡­ the real problem begins here¡­ the world I created, is resisting to be destroyed!!! Always that i sent a demon lord, the world himself makes a new hero of nowhere to protect it! I tried even sending more than 100 demon lords at the same time, sure it¡¯s going to work, was thinking, but no, that world make a super duper ultra-hero that kills them all in an instant, just how can it be possible? Well it¡¯s the world that the great and perfect me made, so it has to be more or less great as me, aside that, I was in despair! How can I destroy it, if that world has some ridiculous autoprotective system, but¡­? I don¡¯t remember making it, right? Thinking about it, if I can''t destroy it with something that I create, then I just have to bring here something from another world! Yeah that¡¯s the answer, I am really a genius! ---¡° (Trash-god) Ah¡­ I am getting tired from listening a lot of absurd things that gods can do¡­ (Tsumaki) ¡°--- are you asking about what¡¯s the difference between do it and bring it here? It¡¯s a simple matter, I don¡¯t know how that defense system works, but it recognizes my powers in anything i do and block it instantly, sure thing¡­ then I just have to bring here another creation of some random god, and trick the defense system to wreck it down hahahahaha! YES! But it seems to do something like that is illegal¡­FUCK THAT! I am desperate enough to require some drastic measures. I¡äm not going to spend more time with that ugly, boring and irritating world. Now, I was thinking, where I can find some stup¡­. I mean, someone that can help me in my plan... Then, a goddess appeared and come to my home to greet, a good friend, konoe-chan, and as if she could read my mind she says; ¡°What¡¯s happen if you send some useless hikikomori to save a world?¡± (Konoe) I thought, obviously that world it¡¯s going to get destroyed, how can a useless life form do something like save a world, just in fairy tales happens things like that, they are really, really, really useless! EXACTLY! * she says¡­ Ohhh I see your point¡­ if they can let that worlds get destroyed without effort, then destroy it is an easy task for them¡­ in that moment she proposed to do a deal with me¡­ ¡°Sure I can provide you with my best useless hikikomori¡äs from my world to help you in your predicament¡± (Konoe) ----- That not make sense at all! There must be a lot more ways to destroy a world, that you don¡¯t know! and it sounds very suspicious, it seems like she wants to deceive him to get rid of the scum from her world! But he does not notice it? How can this god be that stupid? All the gods are like this? Where my prays and illusions go?! I am tired, want to go home¡­ (Tsumaki) ¡°And then she gave me to choose. You were selected by luck, I can¡¯t waste my time reading some profiles of useless humans, be happy about it.¡± (Trash god) Ends this suffering, I can''t believe the irony of the life! ¡°Your mission is to go and destroy my world and their annoying defense system¡± (Trash-god) Ahhh¡ª I really want to punch him that handsome face of god¡­ I don''t care anymore let''s finish this! ¡°I understand now god-sama, I have to accomplish that task to return to my previous world, right? I will have some help? I think Destroying a world is not that easy¡­ what kind of special power I will have?¡± (Tsumaki) ¡°Well¡­ about that¡­ I can give you amazing powers, out of your imagination, darks powers that can destroy the sun with a finger! Because I am the greatest god out there! HAHAHHA! Eheeemm¡­. But to say the truth----¡± (Trash-god) ¡°Ehhhhh?!!!! Dark Powers?!!) (Tsumaki) ---- ups I let it go. ¡°Silence! Don¡¯t interrupt me, human trash! Yes, a dark power evil and cursed one, what were you waiting for? how do you think you can destroy everything? A light or elemental attribute to do something evil? How naive! those are elements for creation and can¡¯t destroy efficiently. I have to give you a dark one, if I want a better result¡­ but I cannot give one to you, right now¡­ because the world defense system will detect it, and, or you will turn crazy resulting in you self-destroy in a instant, what a waste of precious time and effort to bring you here, that would be. That¡¯s why I going to send you just as you are, right now.¡± (Trash-god) This is absurd!!! Really do you think I will go naked to an impossible feat with hope to win it? I should have let me fall to the hell instead this¡­ I¡¯m sure is a better place than this¡­ relax¡­ relax¡­ ¡° B-but Tra---, God-sama, I don¡¯t think can do a fine job as how I am, I will be just an ordinary citizen, a npc that all people will ignore and don¡¯t read their dialogues¡± (Tsumaki) ¡°Worry not! Everything have a solution, for you to use dark powers, need to raise your level, harden your soul and heart, then you¡¯ll be able to endure the pressure of this amazing prohibited powers, in that moment I will give them to you, bit by bit.¡± (Trash-God) ¡°Ohhh finally I hear some interesting thing, that is to say, I have to hunt monster and make quest in order to level up and be strong! Just like a RPG game! That¡¯s sounds exciting¡± (Tsumaki) ¡°Ahhh¡­ Sigh*, really, don¡¯t know if I chose wrong or not¡­ Why do you think that way! Are you an adventurer or some hero? Why do you going to kill the monsters that want to destroy the world¡­ if I want you to destroy the world to! Were you listening to me before? Or your head can¡¯t process the information¡¯s very well¡­ For you to level up, and use dark powers, you need to do a lot of misdeeds! Acts that turn your heart into stone and cold like the ice! Just then can you use dark powers, by the way, the heroes do kill monsters and rescue towns for level up, anyway, get ready for travel, this is tiring.¡± (Trash-God) This cannot be happening to me! I have to kill people? Steal towns? Do bad things for level up and be strong? I have to do those things for returning to my previous life? This has to be a joke; I cannot live after that! How can I carry a normal life after that, I will be another cruel person in the world!? I was thinking in destroy that world without caring about it with a great power. just like... bang! easy! But kill people with my own hands¡­. I will not let it happen! I¡¯ll go to that world and will live an honest and respectful life! Full of good deeds, I can¡¯t let that god to accomplish its plan! ¡°By the way, I forgot to mention it, but I will give you an amount of time, if you don¡¯t accomplish your task in that time, I will make you suffer the most terrible and painful punishment that you can ever think! For wasting my precious time, you will wish your death so much at that time HAHAHHAA! Now you know it, have a nice trip, my agent! That the dark side be with you Muahahahha!¡± (Trash-God) You are not a god! you are a Devil! Wha--- *Some gates open on the floor* NOOOOOO FUCK YOUUUUU TRASH GOOODDDD!!!!!! *And then is this the beginning of this absurd tale* CH. 1 - Always be clear, specific and detailed with the things you ask for. CHAPTER 1 Always be clear, specific and detailed with the things you ask for. How I ended in this situation, what part of this history I missed that can¡¯t understand what is happening right now, there is an angry mob demanding what it seems to be ... my execution?! ...WHY?! I am tied to gallows around the neck without knowing why, and as final point, I do not understand what they are saying at all! Dammit angry mob! I will establish a record for take less than five minutes alive as a reincarnated person? And to top of that the Trash-God does not answer my call! I''m alone in this ... as always ... ¡°ahh? What the¡­¡± (Tsumaki) Just then, without any delay, occurred the encounter that would change the course of my story, like a lightning that illuminates the sky in seconds, that way she came at me, cutting the rope th tied my neck in an instant, suddenly dropping me down to the floor, having only time to turn and see what has just happened. she was there, the person who has saved me from that cruel and unfair destiny, a girl wearing a armor¡­ with long blond hair, almost gold that could be confused with dyed gold threads, a clear skin without a single imperfection, eyes equally or more golden than the color of his hair, wearing a silver armor reflecting an air of gentleness and strength, that any warrior or knight of my world would envy, without losing more time, that girl opens her lips ready to speak to the furious crowd lying at our feet, under the execution stage. "You lot! Don¡¯t know shame?! Trying to execute a person who claims don¡¯t know a thing about what¡¯s happening! You all Make me sick, people who belong to the same race as I am, behave as animals or worse like barbarians!" (female Knight) She seemed to be reproaching at the angry mob what is happening right now. At the time when she finished his sentence, the crowd start to making noises with tones full of anger and disgust, I cannot understand what you all are answering to her, like I say before, I don¡¯t understand words or language they are using, but only one thing is sure, she has saved me my life... "If it''s true what you lot say and claim, I demand a proof of the fact! A fair trial properly made, if you lot are not willing to do this, then all of you come and try to pass through me and my sword that brings jus-ti..ce .... "(Female knight) ----- falling down to the ground ... Ah? What happened? just a moment ago it seems she went to draw out his sword again ... but all of sudden, out of nowhere, she fainted and fell on the ground, what happened? where remained all that strength that she emanated a little while ago! Hey you cannot sleep at this critical moment! eh I¡¯m not yet freed from the ropes in my hands! Hey wake up! The angry mob approaches! Wake up! And this is how my hope vanish to survive my first day in this cruelty world ... evil world ... right back to the gallows, well at least I¡¯m not alone in my death this time ... " I¡¯m Really sorry, really sorry, instead of helping you and bring justice, all that was brought is more problems and make two of us, be the people who are about to die on the gallows ... really .... Sorry ... "(female knight) Relax, nothing happens, I was ready to leave this world, it was enough to prolong a few minutes longer than necessary, thank you, it is not your fault to go and try to save someone¡­ being in such a delicate state ... as lack of food ... It can happen to anyone... AS IF I WOULD SAY THAT!!!! " Who in their right mind is going to try to save someone and then ends up in the same situation or worse than the person who come to rescue! At top of that, now the crowd looks angrier than before! I do not believe they will be happy with just killing us! Do you see that rage reflected in their faces ... what''s the thing in their mouths? Foam?!!!"(Tsumaki) "I am sorry¡­. I did not think ... "(female Knight) " Enough! No more excuses, you''re a little cute and that makes me feel a bit guilty, saying it right ¡­ soo pretty cute ... ¨C but leaving that aside, we must think a way to get out of this, if we want to count the days we have left with our fingers ¡°(Tsumaki) Just a moment ago I had resigned myself to accept my fate but the situation has changed, I do not think they want to just kill us ... well also I¡¯m not alone this time¡­ Come on Tsumaki think, think, how I can escape unharmed ... What have served years of reading information and watch useless tv programs for so long?! ... What I learned uh ... think ... execution... why? I don¡¯t know¡­ but it seems no one are going to help us¡­ cut the rope again? No, that won¡¯t work, I don¡¯t have a knife and also have the hands tied¡­ run like the wind? Like hell that would work with this rope in my neck! it would only be a suicide! Think¡­ gallows¡­ let¡¯s see, a pitchfork composed of three stakes connected to each, this is my first time seeing it in real life. but wait a moment! Is that a nailed wood? The joints of the posts are noticed! How long they do not perform an execution in this town? But I have an idea ... If we do it at the right time, it can work! Before, I was alone, but right now I have a death comrade! this could work! "Hey knight, I need you to hear me! and fast "(Tsumaki) " You need to go to the bathroom before we die? Don''t worry, if you say it, I am sure they will understand and let you go as a last wish " (female knight) " No, something better, I have a plan to get out of this, but I cannot do it without your help, I need that when I count to three, you kick a sideward with all your strength, I know you must be weak from not eating , but I promise you I will invite you to eat something delicious if we get out of this, but you have to do it at perfect timing and do it at the same time with me or it will not have the same impact force, and we couldnt get it, do you understand me? " (Tsumaki) " Yes! understood, I''ll kick with all my strength to the count of 3!" (female knight) Fine, we cannot fail, I knew it! always happens at the last moment, the right man devises a plan and gives results to be saved miraculously! "Ouch they are already throwing us objects, we must hurry! Start, to the count of one! Two! Trsh ---- Blerg! (Tsumaki) AHHH I left the laptop turned on in the house and connected while watching my favorite series, I leave also the tap from the sink open? I don¡¯t Remember ... cannot waste so much unnecessary energy and water ... I must hurry and ... Eh! What happened? I am lying on the road next to a wall? I see all fuzzy, it hurts me the whole body! feel like I''ve been run over by a truck and then driven reverse right over me and over and over again ... it''s not like that happened to me before, but it sure must feel like this... I think i have at least three broken ribs ... it hurts! Dammit, the only time in my life that I cracked a bone, was when trying to do a somersault like the dancers of break dance, I injured my arm where I rested and never wanted to know about any pirouettes in my life ... but this ... feels thousand times more painful than that, i want to go home ... i want to go home and mourn with all my strength ... Wait a moment! I remember now! I was hanging a moment ago, devising a way to escape with... her .... The Female knight! That Bitch! WHERE IS SHE?! THERE SHE IS! SHE COME TO WHERE I AM!.Stolen content alert: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences. "Are you okay?! (female knight) "YOU! Of course¡­ I¡¯m not okay! You don¡¯t see me lying like a rag full of wounds! I told you kick to the side, to the support of the gallows! I do not tell you to whip me with all your strength! You sent me flying across the square, is a miracle to even be alive! I was lucky enough that the gallows seems to be poorly constructed and was disarmed by the impact force before It dislocate my neck! I really saw my full life pass before my eyes for a second time in the day! And what¡¯s happens with that ridiculous strength! It makes no sense; at most you could have pushed me up the stairs of the stage! But to the other side of the pla- cough, cough! Damn! This hurts!!! Who knows how many broken bones i have!!! Ahhh I have no strength to go on and tell you how ridiculous all this is."(Tsumaki) ¡°I am sorry! Really sorry, but you told me to kick with all my strength ... sideway ... you haven¡¯t told me what side to kick... then I observe, that you planned to kick to the right, so I decided to kick on the right too, and well .... On the right, you were there ... I thought your tastes were those, be mistreated and was your last wish... how they called that. AH! You were a Masoch--- " (female knight) " Stop it! No, I''m not what you''re thinking! You have some reason... I should give you more details, but we were in a hurry and I did not think you were so ... sigh *. fine, although I''m all shattered, the important thing is that we escaped from that position, now we just need to flee before the angry mob approach again ... but in this condition, don¡¯t think I can even walk right ... it¡¯s really a miracle that I¡¯m still alive, conscious and talking ¡­"(Tsumaki) " Come, I can carry you and treat your wounds later, I have confidence I can run at high speed, they cannot catch us" (Female Knight) With that strength, no doubt you¡¯ll be able to run faster than a sport car, this girl knight .... she is not normal. i have no strength left and my whole-body hurts ... I think I should just shut the eyes and rest for a while. yes ... just a while THE EXECUTION!!!!------ eh¡­. Where I am? Are those... trees? Again, an unknown place¡­ Ahh ... well It did not matter anymore, i don¡¯t have to worry because I have no place to go or someone waiting for me "Are you awake, how are you? How are your wounds? " (Female Knight) Oh, sure! my wounds, and ... it doesn¡¯t hurts anymore, almost feel like new, like fresh from the womb! How is it possible ... process too many strange things in one day, my brain is going to explode.... "I feel better thank you very much, excuse me, but what happened next? Say... after you broke every of my bones ... and we managed to... escape... "(Tsumaki) Oh, every time I remember that, my blood boils of anger! I will Do not forget it, though we have been saved! " Ahem¡­. Well after we managed to escape, i took you out of the town at full speed, we lost track from the villagers and now we are in the place where I am staying at, by the way, my name is ***** "(Female Knight) Place where you are staying at? This is a forest! There is nothing! Just a campfire with ... a couple of branches and leaves as a bed and a few more put together as roof too! This gives me a bad feeling ¡­ "Sorry could you repeat your name ... couldn¡¯t hear it well, by the way, it¡¯s a pleasure my name is Tsumaki Ronzjer, my grandgrandgrangrand-father was a foreigner from a faraway place, hence the unusual last name" (Tsumaki) " Oh right, I forgot that, you can call me Clayren, just Clayren, what a weird name you got there¡­ smile* and I''m sorry, but I don¡¯t have a lot to offer you, as you see, i dont walk in a very good condition either, I was waiting for you to wake up, then i could go hunt something to eat, if we''re lucky, we can eat something to spend the day " (Clayren) EH ... she said hunt something to eat? If we''re lucky? I never imagined this adventure will start at nightmare mode *! "Okay ... Clayren ... don¡¯t worry about me and sorry that I cannot help you in anything right now..." (Tsumaki) "Don¡¯t worry, just concentrate on recover, I¡¯ll be back before nightfall and tell you everything you need to know, okay?" (Clayren) "Okay ... have a nice trip ..." (Tsumaki) I am perhaps... a housewife! Pfft I must find a way to get out and search for a more efficient way to live in this unknown world ... "Damn you Trash-god" "You called me, sashimi guy?" (Trash-god) " Hey! God-sama! Where are you! I thought I was not going to be able to communicate with you! What happened, why I ended in that strange event! And is not Sashimi its TSUMAKI, TSUMAKI! "(Tsumaki) " I don¡¯t care what your name is, you just have to know, that I am communicating with you through your mind, I established a connection to verify your progress in the mission entrusted to you, definitely I cannot let a hikikomori do things his way or he never going to finish the task! And about how you ended up in that situation ... well ... as you know, the time between the world below and where I live its totally different, because time is not important to us the immortals, you could say that in that world ... has passed about two weeks since you died in your world. "(Trash-god) "Two weeks! Wow my original body must be already decomposed in the corridor of my house if no one has found me yet! but that does not explain how I ended up in that situation! "(Tsumaki) " Silence, I¡¯ll go to that point, when we had the conversation, thought I could seize that moment to advance the mission and send your new body created in automatic mode to my world to prepare all before you came in it, I say body in automatic mode, but it really is you, a little part of you that are not aware of it and acts on instincts and orders, almost like a zombie, a useless zombie I must say, whatever, I send your body beforehand to commit crimes and to be a little more prepared to receive the dark powers, that I will give you in the future, but all that was in vain! I cannot believe it! Your body devoted only to drop their pants and show your .... well you know ... to all the villagers who crossed his path! You only did that for two weeks! Two full weeks doing that! And to steal, only he was stealing food like a common thief trashy! You do not steal anything that had a high value that could put you in the process to become a great villain, just a big pervert! I don¡¯t want to know what you really carry within your soul... "(Trash-god) " WHAT! LIES! That cannot be true, although I am somewhat useless, hopeless, lazy, a little perv ... well I would never do something like you mentioned to a lady! Less in public! although I do not see that as a reason for the villagers to want my death ... something it¡¯s fishy here, by the way if you could contact me, why you not did it before, when I was pleading for your help, God-sama? (Tsumaki) " I tried that, little Mukisa, but something was interfering with the connection, and until now is that can I restore it, which seems too strange since cannot even imagine the cause, of such interference. We gods are perfect in all we do! "(Trash-god) Is not Mukisa! It is TSUMAKI, TSUMAKI!!! " Also when tried to communicate -shouting and begging for my life- I did not understand a word of what they said, the people of this world, I was not supposed to come into this world with the ability to communicate with his habitants?" (Tsumaki) " I never mentioned it, but listen well and pay attention, you sure have seen in stories of your world, that the gods destroy peoples and nations by reason like its technological advances causing the wrath of us, the gods, for their greed and relentless pursuit of knowledge, by the way I must say my world does not possess a thing of that-... ALL OF THAT STORIES ARE PURE SHIT! How will this be possible? if ourselves give them the ability to think and create small things, differentiating them from animals? Also, one of the main reasons for us, perfect beings to spend our eternity creating worlds one after another is to compete among us! To see which is the best of all worlds, who possesses science and advanced technology, one that has the ability to invade other worlds of gods! Where they made a system developed in pursuit of perfection, the perfection we have! the gods! attempts in vain, since they''ll never make it LOL, is where intervenes another useless rule ... I keep wondering who created all those rules ¨C it says; we cannot intervene with the technology in development, of the life form that we create, if it were possible to do so, many gods would copy the good technology and advances from other worlds to apply them in their own and then boast of their marvelous artificial worlds! HA! That cannot affect me in my current situation! In short, a language is a form of technological progress created by a species. I could give it to you, if you were created by me... but we cannot grab that technology and implement it in other forms of life created by other gods, capisci? "(Trash -god) "U-understood ... I never thought of it that way, but then god-sama, how I can understand what you''re saying?" (Tsumaki) " A useless question you''ve done to me! We are Gods! perfect beings! And we do things in different ways unlike everything else, if we want to communicate with someone, no matter what language you speak or mime or any useless thing, you''ll understand us and we can understand you, another stupid question? You are really useless ¡­at least your zombie version doesn¡¯t make so much questions... (Trash-god) You say perfect gods¡­ but governed by a lot of rules ... oh gods ... "Nearly forgot that I must warn you ... if what I think is true... the successful of this mission and the opportunity to enjoy a great entertainment and pleasure creating a new world. It¡¯s in danger ... it is very important that you ¡­¡­. must consider that¡­. .... You ... "(Trash-god) ---- interference sounds* God-sama? Are you there? TRASH GOD! Are you there? What do you wanted to say?! TRASH GOD! What was that important I have to know! Damn! he went again and left me without knowing what he had to say! It may be that .... I do not think so... but if I''m not mistaken, I will be in a really serious pinch ... CH. 2 - Try not to lie so often or you will get used to it! Chapter 2 Try not to lie so often or you get used to it! It has not worked the Trash-god''s plan? If it did not work... what I do now? ¡°Tsumaki?¡± (Clayren) Ahhh! That scared me ... gulp*. I just have one thing to do at the moment, test my theory. "H-hello Clayren, it got dark already? how was the hunt for food, were you able to find something for dinner?"(Tsumaki) "I was lucky enough, could catch a small animal, right now I am cooking it with some leaves that seems to be edible. But tell me, with whom you were talking a while ago?"(Clayren) "Talking with someone? What are you talking about? How long have you been here? "(Tsumaki) " I arrived a moment ago and believe hearing you speak to someone, but when I peeked at you, you were all alone with a face that seemed quite worried about something..." (Clayren) " That, well, yes I was talking to myself, concerned about the situation in which I find myself, really don¡¯t know what to do onwards " (Tsumaki) Fine I take this opportunity to ask her some questions, COME AT ME! if all goes well I can clarify my suspicions ... " Say Clayren. can I ask you some questions about what happened today? And a couple of things more, that I do not understand..." (Tsumaki) " Of course, I promised at you that when I returned I would tell you everything I know and could help you if I can " (Clayren) " Thank you very much, well, first of all, you know how my wounds healed? I remember being seriously injured, almost dying and when I woke up I was fully healed, there was almost no trace that i had been nearly destroyed... "(Tsumaki) "Ehmmm.,. felt a little guilty about how bad you were in, I have the ability to heal wounds, and then healed yours, but only a little, it''s not a big deal to brag about if I have to say it... "(Clayren) A little guilty?! That I were in that state is totally your fault! You say it''s not a big deal, but in the state, I was in, to be able to heal the severity of the injuries in less than a day, it is on another level of modern medicine! Definitely she is not a normal person ... I feel in danger ... I will try to continue taking information from you as I can! " Thank you for that, and for the help you have given me, taking me out from the trouble that we were, by the way, I see you''re wearing an armor, you''re a knight? What country you come from or belong to a kingdom?... "(Tsumaki) ¡°An armor? You speak of the thing I am wearing? Well¡­ yes... can say I am a knight ... just that ... and¡­ I come from the Kingdom of ... of ... of ... of the, the kingdom of Europe? YES! THE kingdom of Europe! ". (Clayren) It is so obvious that¡¯s a lie!!!! And the kingdom of Europe? Do not tell me, in this world there are similarities with mine ... "The kingdom of Europe? I don¡¯t know that kingdom, could you tell me which way have to take, for visit it someday ..." (Tsumaki) Of course, I didn¡¯t say a lie eh! I really don¡¯t know any kingdom of Europe and if that have any similarity to my world, is the first place I should go! " Well ... it happens, is a new kingdom that is newly created at the other end of the world you know; you have to travel a couple of months to get there ..." (Clayren) The genuine version of this novel can be found on another site. Support the author by reading it there. " That¡¯s a pity, hopefully I can go there one day, but why you should come from so far away? What you were doing in this town? if I can know it¡± (Tsumaki) "The truth, I don¡¯t have so much time traveling, and came to this town on a mission of utmost importance, could say that the fate of the world, no, the universe! depends on the outcome of this mission ... "(Clayren) Cannot be! It all fits! Supernatural strength ... fanatical of justice and defender of the weak with absurd healing powers, and especially, on a mission to save the world! She is a hero created by the defense system of this planet sent to end my existence since I have been brought by its creator to destroy him! ... wait moment. is true that she almost killed me, but why she had healed me? Does her target is not to completely erase me as a threat to the system? I cannot be 100% sure yet, but can¡¯t let my guard down, I¡¯m almost convinced that is it ... must first get away from her and soon ... forget that nightmare mode, I has not spent a day and was in danger of dying 3 times! This is a difficulty mode ¡°dare to play it if you can¡±! "Awesome, you must be in a hurry to fulfill such an important mission, I¡¯m in truth a simple citizen serving with no purpose or goal, cannot imagine the seriousness of the matter ..." (Tsumaki) OF COURSE, I KNOW IT, THAT IS A LIE! dammit my ass is sweating, this had to be what Trash-God wanted to warn me right? "Yes, it is true that I am somewhat rushed, but today is just rest here, I have also things still don¡¯t know ... tomorrow morning I will return to fulfill the mission, if you don¡¯t have more questions, then it is time to go to sleep to regain some strength "(Clayren) "No more questions, you''re right it is better to rest to regain strength, tomorrow will be a very long day and cannot even trust me to be a hundred percent, I will also go to sleep, thanks for the food, by the way, until tomorrow --- "(Tsumaki) The next morning----- CANNOT BE! couldn¡¯t sleep all the night, every time I tried, imagined how she smiled and enjoy getting rid of me, I was so afraid, remembering the pain that I suffered receiving only a kick of her, even the idea to flee at night, caused me terror! inducing me to stay paralyzed thinking she was after me to try to kill me ... I have to look for a safe way to escape and fast! "AUU! yawns * Tsumaki good morning, did you sleep well?" (Clayren) "Y-yes very good, thanks. By the way, I want to talk something with you, are you free? "(Tsumaki) " Yeah, I''m free, what do you wanted to talk Tsumaki?" (Clayren) " Ehmm. I just reminded to have a grandmother who lived with me in another town and as you know, think I cannot stay any longer in this town, for what happened yesterday ... but my grandmother is very ill, must hurry or I will not be able to be there on time to look after her ... well I was thinking it''s about time to separate and take different ways, even if it was only one day it was a pleasure to cross paths with you ... hope we can meet again ... BYE "(Tsumaki) I''m sorry grandma! hope you forgive me where you are! For involve you in my lie, but had no choice, I don¡¯t think she have a heart so cold as for not letting me go with that excuse! Without wasting more time, now it¡¯s time to leave. "Wait a moment! "(Clayren) I WAS DISCOVERED! was too fast for that? She is not going to let me go, alive! She has seen through my perfect deception! I must run! ¡­ "Here, take this, I do not have much in truth, only what you see, but I know how hard it will be on your journey, there was a lot of dangerous monsters and had not mentioned it before, but your dress seems a bit ... insecure ... to the dangers you will have to encounter on the way, I hope you find it useful and you can stay by the side of your grandmother more time."(Clayren) "HEY!? Your sword? are you sure?! Is not that a little ... "(Tsumaki) " Don¡¯t worry, I was planning to change my sword for some food in the village when I found you yesterday, i can take care of myself quite well on my own without a sword, I really think you will need it more than I...." (Clayren) Clayren ... If you weren''t an envoy of death, sent to end my life and erase me from the existence, you could be definitely the noblest person I known ... sniff* .... Well it''s time to go. " Thanks, I not going to forget this gesture, I will take care of it as a treasure and give it back to you someday when we meet! I promise "(Tsumaki) "I''ll be waiting then, have a nice trip" (Clayren) ¡°You too¡± (Tsumaki) I feel a little bad about leaving her behind, but¡­. Uffff I nearly get out of this situation, taking advantage of it at the same time, getting a sword! I''m not completely naked now, have something to continue my adventure .... By the way, what should I do now ... go in search of the kingdom of Europe and sabotage the Trash-god plans? Of course, not! What i am thinking? first things first, I have no money, food, clothes or a place to stay and be safe! After walking a while Sigh * Must find food and I am far enough from the village and Clayren camp, if I keep walking, must have water and something to recover the energies, but all I see are trees and more trees, damit why I followed the road into the forest?! Now, thinking about it ... the sword that Clayren gave me, is my only useful equipment, I''m with the same clothes I had when i died on earth ... if I would be send to a such important mission, he had to given me proper equipment, TRASH-GOD! But no. ... They had to create the body as it was when he died and send it the same way ... sigh * Have the gods lack of common sense too? Wait, what''s that over there in that direction? ... Looks like a crouching animal ... no. ... Is turning ... I think he''s looking this way ... that is .... "A goblin! GOD! "(Tsumaki) "A Human! Don¡¯t kill me please, mercy!" (Goblin) ?EH? EHHHHHHHHHH!!!! CH. 3 - Think twice before eating something without knowing where it comes from. "A goblin! GOD! "(Tsumaki) "A Human! Don¡¯t kill me please, mercy!" (Goblin) ?EH? EHHHHHHHHHH!!!! --------------------------------- "Wow, that Goblin is afraid of you, strange, I designed them so they would not be afraid of anything. To be despicable monsters¡¯ creators of terror and chaos ... "(Trash-god) "God-sama! You''re back! "(Tsumaki) "Yes, it happened again. I lost the connection for a few moments ... but tell me, where did you get that sword that you have in your hand ... "(Trash-god) "This sword? Oh, the hero give it to me, the one you wanted to warn me about a day ago, really felt like I was in extreme danger with her! "(Tsumaki) "What hero? What are you talking about? If there had been a hero nearby, I would have detected it long ago! what I wanted to warn you about, it was about ... you should change your clothes. I don¡¯t find those clothes very useful in this mission, are you really taking it seriously? " (Trash-god) So far you have come to notice it! Trash-god, it was you who sent me to this world this way! But you say she was not a hero? So, what was it? cannot count on Trash-god all the time if I want to sabotage him ... should I go back with Clayren? She could be useful with her ability to get to a safe place ... although, she must have left that place already ... "Now that I see it, that Goblin fears your sword, I''m curious about that hero you say to found, for that sword to be able to inflict terror on a monster without even threatening it, it''s something interesting." (Trash-god) Cannot tell him about Clayren, if I want to use her as a piece against Trash-god''s plans... Luckily it seems that he is not interested in reading my mind or doesn¡¯t have the power to do it, if not, he had already read my mind a while ago ... "Well, I thought he was a hero because of his unique armor that make him looks like a noble, really don¡¯t know much about him. I said before that he gave me the sword, but it happened that only found him on the road and take advantage stealing it, before he knew about it, you know, steal things to be able to level up and more, didn¡¯t know it was a special sword or something like that "(Tsumaki) ¡°Uhmmm¡­¡± (Trash-god) Gulp* Did he realize my deception? Did he read my mind? have the feeling that I am forgetting something ... "Finally you''re thinking like a villain! Well, to steal the sword at a knight, you have your merit, you graduated from a trashy thief, now you only have to kill humans with it, by the way, what are you planning to do with that Goblin? who is crouched in that place, completely scary, waiting for you to move. "(Trash-god) He believed it! I''m getting really good at cheating, or I''m just surrounded by idiots ...thats right! the Goblin! I had completely forgotten about it because the appearance of Trash-god. "I was going to attack him if he attacked me first, but I did not expect him to be so scared, besides being able to talk ..." (Tsumaki) "Talk? The monsters cannotspeak, what you just heard are only grunts, but by your attribute of darkness you will be able to understand what the monsters says, no matter what race they are, since most have dark attributes. But in true, they cannot communicate with humans and vice versa. " (Trash-god) So, why I want to communicate with monsters, if they only thought of killing me! Although with this sword sure I won the lottery. "Since you say it that way, I don¡¯t think it''s necessary to attack him, you also mentioned that my goal was not to kill monsters, think I should let him go and continue my way to the nearest town ..." (Tsumaki)If you discover this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation. "I have a plan, kill him" (Trash-god) "Kill him!? But you had not told me before that I should not do it ... besides I''ve never killed something, think I can¡¯t do it ... "(Tsumaki) "It doesn¡¯t matter, there is always a first time, now kill it" (Trash-god) "But if he attacks me back, and if there are more goblins nearby ... if it turns out to be he just wanted to feed his family ..." (Tsumaki) "Stop making excuses and cry like a baby! KILL HIM NOW!" (Trash-god) It''s okay, he doesn¡¯t leave me choice, do not hold me a grudge Goblin, i only followed orders from a god, if you want to blame someone, blame the god who created you and wants your death ... I never killed anything in my life, have to hit him with the sword and that¡¯s it? I''m not sure what should i do, but I''ll try to give him with everything I have, with my eyes closed, because i don¡¯t want to see blood flowing everywhere ... there I go ... ¡°AHHHHH Die!¡± (Tsumaki) ¡°IEEEEEE----¡± (Goblin) I just killed him ... he was not a human ... he was a monster ... he was a monster ... he was a monster. Although I could understand it, I should not let it affect me, I should not let it affect me. You''d better make your plan a very good idea, avery good idea. "Well done, now wait a moment and ... i have now a body! i''llnot have to go anymore in your head full of dirty things that could contaminate even a god! "(Trash-God) "EHHH, you couldn''t only possess him?! you had to make me kill him for you to have a body!" (Tsumaki) "I''m not really thrilled to have a grotesque and dirty Goblin as the receiver of the connection, but it''s a thousand times better than being in your head. By the way, I cannot possess bodies that are alive, be they monsters or humans, or a dead human body, nor create a body for me, because it couldn¡¯t hold all of my powers, and the system would detect it instantly "(Trash- god) "But ... couldn''t you have killed a demon king before and used his body to destroy the system?" (Tsumaki) "It would have been easy to do, but the time I have to use the body of a monster or demon is shorter the stronger it is, a demon king couldn¡¯t stand me for a whole day while a Goblin has a stipulated time at least of 3 days Minimum, besides, over time the body begins to decompose automatically, and not even my perfect powers can prevent that from happening "(Trash-god) I see, it makes sense, besides not having his powers, to have the time too limited, it is not possible to do it that way ... "But before following our conversation I think you should check your status ... it looks a bit strange ..." (Trash-god) "See my status? How I do that? "(Tsumaki) "Didn¡¯t you read the guide of reincarnation in other worlds? It came with the new body." (Trash-god) What guide! The only thing I had when showed up was my underwear that I wore in the house! "It seems like you cannot do anything, you probably lost it when you were lowering your pants every few minutes, and I cannot give you another guide until you gain a skill" (Trash-god) AHHH don¡¯t remind me of that! I still don¡¯t accept to be doing that things! ... this cannot get worse ... "I can see your status, because of the connection we have. But for you and the others to be able tosee it, you must do the next, do you have paper? "(Trash-god) "How I''m going to have paper in this situation!" (Tsumaki) "Calm down, calm down, don¡¯t despair, luck is on your side, this Goblin had a pair of sheets of paper, I don¡¯t know why, but it seems to have found them, take this. Now you have to do the following; write your full name and profession followed by the word stats* then you have to lick the paper where you wrote with the tongue to apply spit, but not too much or you will not be able to read it later"(Trash-god) "Ehmmm lets see ... Tsumaki Ronzjer / Jobless - Stats * ... now with a little saliva ... Puaj!, from where you got this paper! it taste awful! Was it really necessary to lick it? "(Tsumaki) "You see, i found the paper on the back of the Goblin''s body, and it was not necessary to lick it, all you had to do was spittle it with a finger, but I wanted to know if you dared do it, and you did it! HA! "(Trash-god) I swear that someday I''ll kill you!!! "Oh look, your status has already appeared" (Trash-god) "What does mean level -1! why they have taken points of my stats! "(Tsumaki) "As I suspected, your purpose in coming to this world is to destroy it, by killing a monster you have done a good deed and saved a possible human being that could found him, for that reason you haven¡¯t met the requirements to Level up of a villain job, contrary, you have been penalized, now you are weaker than you were when you arrived, but who is that Trash-god? "(Trash-God) "Can you get down more than level 0!? Is that why I feel a little weaker and exhausted? I thought it was due to tiredness and lack of food ... "(Tsumaki) "It had not happened before, monsters went up levels killing other monsters as well as humans, so I cannot tell you what happens." (Trash-God) "I cannot do it again! If I kill another monster I will be as weak as a newborn, as you imagine, fulfill the mission in this way is impossible! "(Tsumaki)" "You''ll already think of something, now we must continue or it will dusk and you''ll be in serious trouble, I can at least disguise myself like a Goblin ... but you would be easy prey even for a slime" (Trash-God) "You''re right the most important thing right now is to seek shelter before nightfall ..." (Tsumaki) I swear that someday I will take revenge on everything you are making me pass Trash-god ...