《Adventure of a questionable...man?》


 Prologue!

    I am an ordinary,lazy and a little psychotic gamer/otaku. By pyschotic I mean, that if I could or would be bothered I would torture and kill my enemies. In joy. You know, the usual. I''m about 18 years old and am as usual eating lunch alone on the roof. I have no friends other thatn my family beacause I have tortured a couple of animals in public and would probably torture humans too if there wasn''t law and if I wasn''t really lazy. The lazy part being about 98% of the reason. Anyway back on topic I was eating my lunch when all of a sudden I saw something flying towards me.Is ita bird, It is it a plane?No its Truck-kun, the destroyer of worlds! At first I thought about escaping but my lunch-spot is already nice and cozy so I decided against it.While Truck-kun was flying towards me I thought about all the possible scenarios after death while munching on my cookies.When he finally arrived I thought I would have died of boredom it was like he was falling in slow-motion or something.When he touched my skin I thought about the painful death that would happen but instead I anticlimaticly fell unconsious without any pain.This narrative has been purloined without the author''s approval. Report any appearances on Amazon.


    I was in the abbys, or whatever it is called.I tried to sleep but I wasn''t able too.''What a cruel ending for me'' I thought until I was greeted by a blue screen


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    <td style="text-align: center">Yo! Its me the extremly popular ,drumroll please, BLUE SCREEN!</td>


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    ''''Ha?''''


    --CHAPTER END!--

 This is not a Chapter more of an apology.

    Soooo sorry for not writing anything for like 10 days.I had loads of exams and life did not really help :/.


    Anyway you can expect a chapter over the weekends when there is nothing to do :D And this is just for people who have not noticed from the Prolouge but...Unauthorized use: this story is on Amazon without permission from the author. Report any sightings.


    I will definetly try to add many a cliche if possible or maybe ill completely forget, also don''t count on me uploading chapter''s I may just write them and then completely forget to upload them to Royal Road.


    Salutations,


    PandaCat