《Re: Mountain God》 Chapter 1: The Ugly Duckling It all started the moment I left my house Bad luck immediately hit as I trip of the steps of my house . Following that, some car rear ends me , my coffee spills in my lap. I''m stuck in traffic and about to be late for work. To top it off my girlfriend just text me, waiting to break up. Can this day get any worse? Apparently i spoke way to soon. Something exploded ahead of me causing traffic to come to complete stop. I take the time to tell my boss that I might be extra late. I take off my pants to let it dry. i turn the radio to wait out traffic. "You will die in ten seconds, how would you like to go?"-freaky radio vioce Not paying any attention to this seemingly weird-ass commercial.i respond "send some f*cking meteors, beats being stuck in traffic for hours."-mc "Request Granted, Conjuring Meteor. Have a safe death Lord Slade." - very freaky radio voice The first thing that came to my mind was, "how can death be safe?" the second thing to my mind was "how''d she know my name?" the fourth thing to come to my mind was " why is there a f*cking meteor coming a me?" you''re probably wondering where the third thing was. well you guessed it. It was... "splat""boooooom" As i drift in deaths embrace, with darkness all around, I began to wonder "how the f*ck did i die by a meteor?" "It was I who summoned you"- weird sexy sounding woman All of a sudden I''m brought in a room bright as hell, forcing me to close my eye as I adjust. as i open my eyes I''m stunned, in front of my is the most ugliest women I''ve ever seen. The boils, the mustache , the missing teeth, the fat lumpy body; I immediately threw up. Support the creativity of authors by visiting the original site for this novel and more. "whats wrong my champion?" sexy voice sounding ugly duckling "Who the f*ck is your champion? And give the phone sex operator voice back!!" "You don''t like my voice?" she says shyly. I threw up once more. " Why am I here and who are you?" i ask. She replies " I am Aphrodite goddess of-" "Bullshit!!!" I interrupted. "Excuse me?" She say. "I''ll be damned if a ugly Hunchback of Notre Dome in the face-ass woman claims to be the goddess of love and beauty!!!" - MC baddass "Just for that puny mortal, your being reincarnated into a rock" she replies grudgingly. "f*ck you and the rock you came from!!" I say as I''m ejected from her presence. Ugly Duckling Goddess Pov "little mortal i revoke you from being my champion." i say as i send him to the next world that was created. one of which multiple gods govern. "f*ck. f*ck .F*ck.F*Ck.F*CK!!" I just realized I didn''t turn off the hero system. with no one controlling him, he basically has the chance to become a god unbound by the god system. i began pacing back and forth, trying to figure a way to fix this colossal mistake. Then i realize I turned him into rock. "Hahahahahahahahah" Thinking to myself, "why fear a rock when I can have some one crush it?'' I began to plot.. I mean look for a new champion since the last one was a disappointment. She then forgets completely about the rock named Slade. A mistake that will cost her in the future. well that''s the end of the first chapter, have a nice day. Chapter 2: I Am The Nap KIng You Have Been Reincarnated. I wake up and become aware of my surroundings. There¡¯s not much to see. I¡¯m in a forest, next to me is a nice looking river. I say nice because there is a naked woman bathing. How can I see her, you might be asking? Well I can¡¯t. I sense her. Splashing water down her neck into those voluptuous hills and down to that valley of happiness. I¡¯m so jealous of water, can I be water too? Without realizing, I tried to move forward. Huh? Why can¡¯t I move? I look down at my body or in this case my rock hard body. No literally I was a f*cking rock. Why must the world be so cruel? Oh wait I just cursed the ugly duckling god. She did say I was going to become a rock. What the f*ck am I supposed to do as a rock? Hero System Initiating¡­.. Ooooh what do we have here? Hero system? I wonder how long it¡¯s going to take to launch? %0.1 Progress, Complete Initiation In 100 years and 50 days 25 minutes and 13 seconds What in the f*ck is with this insane time? You Are A Rock, Calm Down. You are not going anywhere. ¡°Hey f*ck you, hero system! you don¡¯t have to be a dick.¡± As I assess my situation I notice the woman left. I¡¯m Sad now. No more perky hills to look at. I wonder to myself how do I live like a rock? Do I eat? Do I breathe? I don¡¯t know, let¡¯s try something. I take a deep breath. To my amazement, I inhale the essence of earth. This stuff tastes great. They should make a cereal or something. ¡°Earth flakes, the essence of earth packed in a nutritious meal.¡± As I laugh to myself in amusement, I notice I began to feel very tired. ¡°Eh, A nap won¡¯t hurt.¡± Oh boy was I wrong. I woke up seemingly a few minutes later to loud noises. I look around and notice destruction. No forest, no bathing women, this is a nightmare. Worst of all there¡¯s two motherf*ckers flying around, fighting each other like we¡¯re in some type of action novel¡­¡­ {checks novel description} Oh sh*t it has an action tag. Where¡¯s my earthcorn? As I make earthcorn out of the earth essence the battle continues. Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon. Third Person POV ¡°Give it up James, just hand over the treasure.¡±- the guy who¡¯s winning ¡°You know I can¡¯t do that Dilan. This treasure was found by me and me alone. You merely followed me while I went through all the dangerous sh*t to get it.¡± The guy who¡¯s losing ¡°Too bad you can only blame yourself for being too weak. Now Die!¡± says Dilan as he madly dashes for the kill. ¡®I must have that treasure. It can increase my mental energy twice fold.¡¯ Fist fly, while lots of blood is spilt. The treasure that James went through so much effort to get what called the orb of knowledge. Inside was the essence of a god. This essence makes cultivation so much easier. The battle rages. James revealed a weakness that Dilan picked up on so he struck James, sending him hurtling towards earth. In his last breaths he took out the orb of knowledge. ¡®If I can¡¯t have it no one can¡¯ he thought as he picked up an outwardly looking ordinary rock and smashed the orb in to pieces. ¡°Dilan your clan will pay for this¡± James says as he draws his last breath ¡°Damnit James, why the fuck did you destroy it.¡± Dilan says as he burns the body. He kicks the rock away from the pieces of the orb. The rock flies straight in the air. He then picks up the remaining pieces of the orb and flies away. MC Badass POV What a wonderful show. A bit climatic if you ask me. Like why use ANOTHER ROCK WHEN YOU COULD HAVE USED ME? What a waste of a treasure. Well anyway I wonder how long I was sleep? %85 Progress, Complete Initiation in 15 years , 75 days , 30 minutes and 54 seconds. ¡°how the f*ck long was I sleep!?!?" Well that''s the second chapter. Enjoy Chapter 3: I got skills LE Wild Chapter Appears MC Badass POV I looked at the timer shocked. Was I really sleep that long? I asked the hero system. "What happened while I sleep hero system?" I Have A Name "well, what is it?" I Am Known As AVA "okay cool, now can you explain why I was sleep so long?" Sure, When You Absorbed Earth Essence, Your Body Shut Down Due To Earth Essence Being A Foreign Energy. Naturally You Can Now Absorb more Earth Essence. "What does Earth essence do?" I asked very curiously. Earth Essence Is The Foundation Of Earth Mages And Earth Warriors. The More They Absorb The Stronger They''ll Become. In Your Case, Being A Rock You Have A Natural Affinity With The Earth. It Perhaps Is The Strongest Affinity On This Planet. "That is amazing. Take that you Ugly Duckling God. I shall be a supreme earth master mage hahahahah" I Suggest You Absorb All The Earth Essence You Can Get. When I Finish Initializing It Can Convert To Levels Depending On How Much You Absorb. You Can Also Use The Essence To buy Skills And Abilities. "Wow, who knew this stuff can be so awesome." I began to make more earth essence in to food that resembles the food in my past life. The earth essence has no taste. buy if I make it into a dish or specific food from my past life, I can picture and almost taste the delicacies from earth. For the next few years, I absorb the earth essence like crazy. I was a baby sucking his mothers milk. The earth essence eventually began to store in my rock body. So much to the point where my body gave off a greenish glow. The glow grew brighter and brighter until the day the initialization became complete. Initialization Complete, Starting Hero System 1.0 "Finally, I can start leveling up." Current Earth Essence Points: 15,000,000 Essence Points. Would You like To See The List Of Skills And Abilities? "Of course, thanks AVA" I began to browser the skills and abilities. Me and AVA decided on some skill necessary for movement, some for speed, and some because I thought they were cool as hell. Rock Body, Passive Skill(20,000 Essence Points) has a body hard as a rock. can be evolved Assimilation, Somewhat An Attack Skill(1,000,000 Essence Points) Absorb other rocks and become bigger and stronger can not be evolved Auto-Absorb, Passive Skill(2,000,000 Essence Points) Gather and absorb Earth Essence Current absorption rate: 2,000,000 per year can be evolved Rock Roll, Movement Skill(1,000 Essence Points) move around in rock form Unauthorized tale usage: if you spot this story on Amazon, report the violation.can be evolved Earth Magic (2,000,000 Earth Essence Points) Basic to Legendary magic Must comprehend basic magic to advance Basic Earth magic spells: earth wall, earth fling, and earth pike Plot Armor (5,000,000 Essence Points) after effects are unknown, can save you from dying once can not be evolved can only be purchased once loss of levels when used Body Weapon Create, Crafting Skill (3,000,000 Essence Points) can use ones body to create a weapon evolves with rock body skill Stealth, Sneak skill (10,000) can hide ones presence can be evolved Float Like A Butterfly, Evasive Skill(500,000 Essence Points) can move around swiftly can dodge with effort can be evolved Sting Like A Truck To The Face, Attack Skill(400,000 Essence Points) Gather momentum and rush your opponent deals heavy damage recoil base damage of composition of opponent Pheromone Control, Procreating Skill(69,000 Essence Points) can control how the opposite gender sees you mating abilities locked in current form can not be evolved Satisfied with my current skills,I began to get a feel for moving around. I must say rolling around is quite fun. As I get use to moving, i take the time to convert the remaining essence to levels. 1,000,000 Essence Points converted to 2 levels "Why is the exchange rate so high?" That''s To Prevent You From Abusing The Conversion. Level Up Like Regular Adventurers. As You Get Stronger The Conversion Amount Will Increase. Dammit, my easy road was just blocked. Oh well. its time for an adventure hope you enjoyed this chapter. chapter 4: Im Cursed!? when chapters appear without warning MC Badass POV I start my journey by moving southward, or is it northward? dammit wheres a map when you need one. I randomly choose a direction and proceed that way. I really have no direction in what i want to do on this planet, but my most occurring thought it to "f*ch sh*t up." I travel for days without sleep or food or even water. Damn i''m starting to like this body. I basically have unlimited stamina. Days turns to months as I test my theory of how this body works. My conclusion? I am a rock. My mood immediately turned for the worst when I realized I was stuck in rock form for a while. I thought back about the skills I couldn''t buy. Humanification(3,000,000,000,000,000 Essence Points) become human at will Transformation Jutsu(2,000,000,000,000,000 Essence Points) transforms into any animal or beast or human at will Procreate(400,000,000,000 Essence Points) impregnate any lifeforms be it gods or beast These number made my heart go cold... Do I even have a heart? Dammit more questions need to be addressed. "AVA why do these three skills essence requirement so f*cking high!?" They Were Set That Way When You Was Reincarnated. I Regret to Inform You That There Was Also A Message Left Behind By Aphrodite. It Reads "Haha Puny Mortal Soul I Curse You. You Shall Never Be human Or Beast. You Shall Never Have Any Kids. Every Time You Die, You Shall Be A Lower Lifeform. And Every Time You Die, This Message Will Be Played." She Left A God Level Soul Lock With These Three Restrictions On It. Now Do You Understand? "Thanks AVA" As I was traveling, I thought of ways to pay back that Ugly Duckling God. She must pay deeply. Unauthorized usage: this narrative is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings. While considering 101 ways to kill a god, I happen to stumble upon a cliche bandit rape scenario. ''Yay time to be a hero!'' I move closer but things weren''t as it seemed. The bandits were female and the guys were being reversed raped. All the men are tied to what seems to be a makeshift bed, with both arms and legs bound. The Female bandits would grab the c*cks of the men and start sucking on their rods. After they were forcibly made hard, the bandits would start straddling the men and move their asses up and down on the rods of the men until the men came inside the female bandit. This process continued repeatedly until I snapped out my dazed state and asked my self ''Should I save them?'' I hesitated. The most problematic part was that the women were so beautiful. Like get married after the first date beautiful, ride into the sunset and make love under the moon beautiful, take her home to mo- ok enough. They get it, the women are beautiful. The question is why are they doing such things? My moral dilemma was called to a halt when I saw one man break free from his confinement. He tore the ropes covering his mouth. "You ugly wenches. How dare you try to breed. For your Kind its illegal. wait until I get to the kingdom. Ill bring an army back and kill all of you." the man said as he ran away. The beautiful women were panicked because of this. They began running away in the direction of a dense forest. while leaving the other men tied up. As they run I began to following them. Everyone running is oblivious to me. why ? Because i''m a 7 inch f*cking rock. That why. I reached there home. No, it cant even be call home. It seemed like heaven with a side order of hell and a milkshake of are you f*cking kidding me. There were hundreds of beautiful women. All of them seemed to be in there prime, with no blemishes or wrinkles. This would be the perfect heaven if their living conditions weren''t so damn bad.They wore rags for clothes , houses were made of twigs, streets fluttered with garbage, and to top it off, all of them look sad and lack the will to live. "what in the f*ck is wrong with this world?" hope you enjoy the chapter. Chapter 5: Notice Me Senpai I redid this chapter intro 3 times -.-
MC Badass POV I look around in this hell hole/ my future paradise thinking to myself, ''why are such beauties being treated like trash?'' This must have something to do with that Ugly Duckling God. She probably twisted this worlds sense of beauty. I definitely need to deal with that atrocious woman. How dare she make all my future wives suffer. She shall pay. I rolled closer to get a good listen to their conversation. "How was it? Did you successfully get there seeds?"- Random woman who looks like a village chief "Yes village head, but one escaped and ran saying he was going to bring an army so we fled." -female bandit "This is bad. Did they follow you?"-Random woman who is confirmed to be the village head. "No, I don''t think so. We covered our tracks and left the rest of the men still tied up."- female bandit "We still need to move, with the world being against such ugly women like us we really have no place in society. We can only hope to birth beautiful babies to be secretly entered into their society and send us provisions. This may not be the best way of life but it is what the Goddess of beauty Aphrodite willed it to be. I wonder which God or Goddess made us so ugly?"- village head "Where do we go? No one will take us in and those that do treat us like dirt." - female bandit "I don''t know. We can only hope or a miracle or a savior. But that only happens in fairy tales." - village head As I listen to this conversation, I get enraged. So it was that Ugly damn Duck. My suspicion as well luluvbritanias'' strange feeling was right. I got so mad that I built a wall and broke it. This causes all the females to glances in my direction. I could have sworn my stealth was on, why are they staring directly at me? "is that a floating rock?" - Female 1 "rocks can''t float" -female 2 "its obviously right there floating" -female 1 "its not a rock. It''s something else" - female 2 "It looks like a rock"- female 1 Female 1 tries to grab me, I dodge her thinking to myself ''fuck I''m screwed.'' I did not plan to reveal my existence so early. I planned to protect the from them shadows. I run away or try to run away. "Earth Cage" As the village head shouted this I was immediately surrounded by a cage made of earth. I quickly use my abilities and absorb the cage. I try to run away again, only to be bombarded with earth cages. This is actually fun. I''m basically getting free food. hahaha lets stick around and get more earth cages. I run back toward the village head and let her cast earth cage to her hearts content. After an hour or two she finally stops, exhausted. If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. Please report it. "What are you?" -Village head I float there contemplated on how to talk to her and think of a great idea. I gather essence and write a message in my mind. I then control the essence to float to the village heads mind. I do notice as I transfer essence to her she seemed less tired and stronger. I wonder why? I Am a rock "What kind of rock float and eats earth cages?"-village head One that can save your village "talk is cheap. Help us and we will serve you as our lord"-Village head Okay I gather all the earth essence in the environment and build a wall surrounding the village. I then make houses for the women destroying their previous houses like dust in the wind. Is this better? As I sent that message, I notice how shocked they were, which confused me. All I did was spam earth wall. What I didn''t know was that no one knew house could be made like this and even if they could no one could do it this fast. All the houses were square shaped with openings for doors and windows. I felt proud of myself. I created homes for my future wives. Next I will find a way to wash away the Ugly Ducklings'' brain washing. It was going to be a long way before the brainwash is remove so I''m glad I get to mess with their minds and get them to serve me. "yay a new home" Female 2 says as she grabs me and squeezes me into her chest. ''Boobs, oh magnificent boobs how i miss you so.'' I think to myself as I rub my body into her chest. I''m a rock so I fit perfectly. I''ve decided female 2 shall be my first wife. I look to the village head and send a message. Take me to your new home. We have much to talk about "Follow me my lord." The village head says as she leads me to her new hut that looks the same as every other house I made. Inside is empty. What you expected me to make furniture? Silly readers, my powers don''t cover that but I guess i can try. I gather essence and make chairs, tables and a make-shift bed for all the houses. I also fixed a wall that broke somewhere in the village The village head looks at me shocked. I guess I''m good at giving surprises to her today. Short chapter today sorry. hope you enjoy Chapter 6: Masters Are Easy To Find Sorry for the late chapter
MC Badass POV I sit across from the village head. I began to ponder what to ask about this world. I literally just up and found a home but thinking about it how stable was it? I''m like an immortal rock over a hundred years old. I have no idea how long these women live for. I guess asking shouldn''t be a problem. How old are you? "I am 225 years old my lord" - village head Interesting. Tell me about this world. You are actually the first person I''ve spoken to since I came to this world. "The name of this world is Drixion. The world is divided into 7 continents. Each continent has its own race; dragons, elves, dwarfs, beastmen, demons and finally our human continent. The 7th continent is an unknown place as it has a barrier surrounding it only those at the deity level can get in. Strange thing is, they never come back. They are confirmed to be alive but we assume they stay because of the resources over there. The levels of power for mages and warriors are basically the same. Basic , Experienced, Advanced, Master, Grandmaster and finally Deity. Each of these stages have an early, middle, late, and peak substage. I am a middle level advanced earth mage. Most of the villagers are between basic and experienced with mages and warriors mixed in." - village head Okay that''s good information. My thoughts are were occupied by the village heads'' boobs, so in actuality I didn''t hear a word she says. I have AVA repeat the information. She does so reluctantly. I wonder whats on the 7th continent. Guess I have to wait till I reach deity level. I wonder what level I''m at now. You Are A Peak Level Basic Earth Rock AVA answers me. I wonder if it is hard to break through to the next level? Well I''m a rock so it shouldn''t hurt my body. As i think about how to break through to the next level the village head interrupts my train of thought. "I have a question my lord" Speak what is your question "Every time I receive a message from you, I feel myself getting stronger. I can feel myself approaching the late stages of my realm. How are you doing this?" I began to ponder. I send messages through essence not earth essence just the regular essence that is converted and used for skills and abilities. This also gets me thinking can I absorb any other type of essence? If so, wouldn''t I just dominate this world? How do mages and warriors cultivate? " Mages use energy corresponding to their matching elements. Warriors use ki to cultivate." Wait where does essence come into play? "Only deities and above can use and control essence" As I listen, black lines grew on my rocky face/ body. Wasn''t the information AVA told me different. I turn my attention to AVA. ....... I Might Have Forgot To Mention That Essence Can Only Be Used By Deities. Congratulations YOU Are Officially A Cheat Character Thanks for the support AVA. I say to her sarcastically. I wonder how I can use this to my advantage. I gather a ball of essence and direct it towards the village head and watch as my experiment takes place. She closes her eyes and began to glow an earthly green. " I just broke through " She gets excited and starts jumping up and down. i began gathering more and more essence to see if I can directly send her to the master stage earth mage. With a master stage earth mage it should be safer when I take my naps. "I broke through again, I am finally at the master stage hahahah" Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings. She start laughing while crying. I guess it''s not easy to get to the master stage. She begins to start meditating to condense all the essence I shot in to her. I look at my essence point and see what I can either buy or upgrade. 500,000,000 Essence Points Shouldn''t I have only a little bit of essence AVA? Your Level Increased For Successfully Creating A Master Class Mage. You Have Broke Through To The Experienced Realm Of Cultivation Awesome. If I make everyone in the village, which should be 273 females exactly, advance in their cultivation, I wonder how many point will I get? AVA, can you do the calculations for me? You would receive 197,250,000,000 Essence Points Good with that amount I can start upgrading my skills. I go out and visit every village and upgrade their cultivation to the master realm using the surrounding essence instead of my own. Is it cheating that the essence I''m using to advance their cultivation? That''s not the real question here. The real question is why the f*ck do you care and the most important question is who the hell am I talking to? I almost lose my mind but then quickly reclaim my sanity by jumping in female 2 boobs. I then look at the skill that i upgraded and smile to myself. Diamond Body, Passive skill(2,000,000,000 Essence Points 3rd strongest metal on Drixion can only be injured by stronger metal or magic surpassing your own can be evolved Auto-Absorb, Passive Skill(150,000,000,000 Essence Points) gather and absorb earth essence current absorption rate: 150,000,000,000 per year can be evolved Stealth, Sneak Skill(250,000,000 Essence Points) can turn invisible at will Hides presence so well even a grandmaster couldn''t find you can be evolved Float Like A Butterfly Evasive Skill(15,000,000 Essence Points) can move at astonishing speeds can dodge with little to no effort These are really the only skills I thought to evolve. everything else could wait. I head back to the village head house and sees that she just came out of meditation. Not really caring, I absentmindedly climb in her bed for a nap. Before I fell asleep I sent her a message. Sorry I am taking a nap. I really don''t know how long I''ll be sleep. My sleep schedule is weird. The last time I took a nap, I slept for more than 80 years. So take care of my body. "As you wish, my lord" -village head here is your chapter enjoy :D Chapter 7: Get Rekt Son late chapter, my bad
Village Head POV As the lord sleeps, I began pondering to myself. ''He shall become our hero.'' My belief in him stems from the fact that he created the impossible. His usage of magic was on an unfathomable level. He literally built more than 250 house in the span of a second. And lets not forget chant-less. I am confident not even deities can do that. To top it off, he is neither disgusted by us nor does he mind our hideous appearance. In fact he seems to care a great deal about us. Emotions surge within my at the thought of this. "Village head, village head! There''s an emergency!" - Female bandit "What seems to be the problem?" - Village head "An army approaches. I think they are from the kingdom." - Female bandit "Well, sooner or later we would have to deal with this, I have recently broken through the master realm and I should be able to hold them back for a while. Even though it''s a shame to leave our new home, we must make haste. Inform all the women, gather our little belongings and flee with our lord deep into the forest" - Village head "But village head, our lord has helped every single one of us into the master realm." - Female bandit " Is what you''re saying true?!" - Village head "Yes it is indeed true, we currently have 187 female mages and 86 female warriors" - Female bandit I looked back at our lord with tears in my eyes. This is truly a blessing. He surely is our hero. With so many masters, we can stand toe to toe with any of the kingdoms within our human continent. There are 5 kingdoms within this continent. each kingdom takes a corner of the continent while in the center of them all is the supreme kingdom which does not rule them all but is considered the strongest of the 5 kingdoms. The kingdom names are; The Pulzar Family, this family has ruled since the start of Rise of Humans Era. They have always ruled the central kingdom. Not much is known about how they came to power, but however they did it they did it swiftly. The north kingdom is named The Linos Family. The south kingdom is known as The Kreon Family. The west kingdom is known as The Restroll Family. And finally the east family is known as The Weklon Family. These are minor kingdoms. We are located between The Restroll Family and The Kreon Family. This army should be from Kreon family. "Send a scout to look at their forces." Village head "As you wish" - Female bandit One of our master female warrior had a wind attribute, so we designated her as a scout. We told her to go check the army level and amount of soldiers. 3 hours later "i''m back!!"- Female scout "We can see that, but can you explain why your covered in blood?" - Village head "Okay. I did as you said and went to scout the army. There were at least 100,000 soldiers and 1,000 mages." - Female bandit "Okay. That is a staggering number. What about their power levels?" - Village head "That''s the reason for all this blood. I destroyed their entire army!!" - Female badass scout This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. Blank faces all around. She destroyed the army. i repeat this thought over and over in my mind. "Did you capture any men?" - Village head "Oops, Teehee?" - Female baddass scout I sigh to myself. At least we know who not to send next time. I gather my thoughts. What we need most is food and a source of water. I create teams of females, one for hunting, one for finding a water source and one for kidnapping men. As I put plans in motion, I start to see better future for us. We are now strong and no longer can be suppressed. "Village head, where is our lord?" - female 2 "He is taking a nap, He has told me that the nap might be a prolonged one." - Village head "Oh" - Female 2 Noticing the sad look on her face, I think back to when our lord was awake. He seemed to fancy her quite a lot, so i make a suggestion. "Would you like to look after him while he sleeps?" - Village head "Yes, yes , yes!!!" - Female 2 She jumps up and down excitedly and runs into my home to get our lord. A lot of change is going on. Being happy is new to us. King of Kreon Pov "What do you mean, the army was destroyed" King Kreon "The report states that an ugly women was seen to be in the master realm warrior decimated the entire army." - Palace Eunuch Anger fills me. How dare those ugly women harm our hard working men. Now so many beautiful women in the kingdom will be widows. This pains me greatly, and infuriates me more. This kingdom I worked so hard to get shall not be overrun by those ugly disgusting creatures. They have a master realm warrior backing them, well so do I. In fact I have 50 master level mages who will come out of training in three years. ''That will show them hahahahahaha'' 3 Years Later Finally, my master realm warriors and mages have come out of training. These three years have been so bad for my kingdom. Men and Livestock go missing, leading to the beautiful plump and pimply women of my kingdom to grow wary. We know it''s them damn ugly whores doing this but we are powerless to stop them. I ask the neighboring kingdom to lend a hand, and they sent 5 master level mage with a troop of 1,000 advanced warriors. We thought this would be the end of those damnable creatures but the unimaginable happened. 15 master realm ugly women appear and destroyed the army. The worst part was that they captured the 3 male master realm mages, killed the 2 female plump master mages and also captured 100 advanced warrior men and killed the rest. Enough is enough. With my 50 Master realm warriors and mages going to battle, I asked our only grandmaster to come out of seclusion to deal with the filth that is clogging the air of my kingdom. As they leave I get excited to see all the ugly creatures'' head on a platter. hope you enjoy the chapter if you have suggestions to make the story better feel free to leave a comment :D Announcement Hello everyone, nefarious here. I''m sorry I''ve been absent. Basically a lot of bad shit happened. And now I have no laptop. Working two jobs , and these damn overtime hours are killing me. I finally remember how fun it was creating this project so I will get back to writing as my schedule is lessening. I''ll try to push for one chapter a week. But mind you I''m on my iPad so quality might be lacking. So everyone , until the next installment , have a happy holidayEnsure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on the original website.