《The Boy Slain By Coffee》 Prologue My eye slowly flickered open as my hands rubbed away at the crust that decided to camp out on the corners of my eyes. Feeling the dying hatred to the person who created time I turn my head to check the time. The clock flashed 9:45 in a bright red light. "Ah shit" was the only thing I could say as I realised I had missed church, there was no doubt that mum would spit roast me when she got home. Slowly my stiff body managed to roll out of bed onto the floor with aloud thud,"Ahh how I hate Sundays with a burning passion". Moving my hands to the side of my body I managed to lift myself up with ease now that the pain had woken me up. Within a blink of an eye, I had crossed my room and grabbed my clothes from my dresser. I miss the days when someone would dress me, it''s so much effort having to move my body in different angles just to get my clothes on. I don''t even know why I have to wear clothesbecause today like every day I had absolutely nothing to do, why do I have to wear clothes to do nothing? Deciding to get something to eat for breakfast I started to venture down the stairs, while the debate on the purpose of clothes was going off in my head. Currently, I was on the top floor and I had to go down another 3 just to get to the bottom floor where I can make food. The stairs were black and sturdy despite the fact that some of them creaked, which was always lots of fun when I tried to sneak food upstairs in the middle of the night. Baby pictures were scattered across the plain white walls, I had always wondered why there was never any pictures of my mum, dad and I up there, but I never had the nerve to ask my mum. Once I reached the bottom floor I started to put a little skip in my step as I increased the size of stride eagerly making my way to the kitchen. The kitchen was the size of anapartment with pretty much had everything you need in it, from a water purifier to 2 freezers. On one of the freezers, there was a piece of paper support by a magnet. Regretting life I cautiously approached the paper. A sigh escaped my lips as I read the note.The genuine version of this novel can be found on another site. Support the author by reading it there. "Dear James, You were asleep so I went to church without you, I will ask for Gods forgiveness for having such a lazy son. Make your own breakfast and expect a very loud chat when I get in. Lots of love, Mum Well, I guess I will try and live my life to the fullest until she returns and starts to try to eat me alive. Grabbing the bacon out of the fridge I flung it on the saucepan as drool slipped out of my mouth just thinking about ravishing it. The beautiful sound of sizzlingbacon brought a contempt smile on my face. The smell alone made me appreciate life. After downing a glass of orange juice I return to spectate my bacon. Then the house shook causing me to lose my balance and tumble over. The shaking stopped and I reach on the counter avoiding the lit flame that was cooking the gods food and used it to lift myself up. After a second or two a blue box popped up in front of my face. On reflex, I brought my hand up to try and swat away the blue box. "What the fuck?". Text appeared in the box almost instantly.
Welcome to Sergard the world of fantasy. Looks like your old god spilt his coffee on your soul which in turn killed you, but you know he''s a god and he could fix it. So to save you he sent you to this world. We hope you enjoy your stay and try not to die that fast. Oh, you probably noticed that we brought your whole house to this world with you, you''re welcome.
The smell of burnt bacon filled his nose as he looked at the floating box in front of his face. James'' head was racing as he was trying to comprehend what was actually going. The only thought that could escape and be converted into speech was the unintelligentyell of "GOD SPILT HIS COFFEE AND KILLED ME, WHAT THE FOOK!!"
Hello, I''m a student that is getting a D in English, but I really like to read so I thought I would try writing. So I will kindly ask that you help educate me when I am wrong. I will be in your care. Ah, I also hope you enjoy the prologue and I will try to make this different from other LitRPGs. Chapter 1-The Cliche Start To The Gaming World Sounds of heavy breathing echoed throughout the house. Then it was broken by the sounds of a teenage boys scream "AHHH MY BACON!". All the while the boy had completely forgotten about the fact that he just literally been teleported into another world. The gods in the sky looked down with pitty for the boy, but also with a hint of humour as they realise how fun it''s going to be to watch his stupid antics every day. I sat on the marble island in the middle of the kitchen eating my burnt bacon sandwich. "Stupid god can''t even keep his god damn coffee in his own cup. All powerful my arse" Slowly the burnt sandwich was quickly disappearing from my hand and the feeling of loss filled the air like I had just lost a lover. It was a close call astears nearly erupted from my eyes. "God I know you are sloppy with your work now, but please give the pig that I just ate a proper place in heaven". Returning back to reality James decides to just go laze around the house and watch television. Making his way back up the creaky stairs towards the second floor of the house where his tv resides. With a new found excitement in my step, I managed to make it to the second floor within 30 seconds. With a big leap, I jump onto the comfy leather sofa and steal the remote from the armchair next to the sofa. Within a blink of an eye, my wrist snapped and shot a laser towards the tv trying to turn on the source of the humans lazyness. 20 seconds....40 seconds....60 seconds....120 seconds, "Oi oi what''s going on here?". Within seconds I had launched out of my comfy position and started to gallop towards the tv. Shaking it rapidly hoping it will come back to life like those people in those movies. "Come on baby we''ve been together for years, you can''t leave me now.", then James remembers "Ah right I was teleported to a different world" then he faints. Images of him watching tv pass through James'' head as he lay there unconscious with a goofy grin on his face. There was him watching Adventure Time, there was him watching Storage Hunters, there was him jamming out to the music channels and then finally there was him secretly watching the dirty fufu. With a start James'' top half jump into the air, but it slowly shrunk back down. My hand launches for the side of my head "Bloody headrush", my shaky legs finally allow me to stand up as I use the tv to stable myself. Taking a few deep breaths I start to walk in the direction that would decide my fate in this world. It had taken me a lot longer with my weak body to reach my room again. With hesitation, I opened the door and stumble towards my computer. Dropping onto my knees to allow my body a little rest I press the power button on the computer. Nothing happens. My mind goes blank as my face distorts into one of pure horror and despair. With one deep breath, I resigned myself at shouting at the big man "GIVE ME BACK MY PORN YOU ASSHOLE". I had been getting by with my virgin self by using porn, but now I''m just left alone with nothing, but my imagination. Then my mind lands on a totally unrelated thought of porn, my mum. What would happen to my mum? She would return home just to notice that there was no home for her to return to. Granted she was completely minted and could just buy 5 more house, but what will she do when I don''t turn up. I bring my hands up to my chest and put them in a sign of pray "Please god just this once, spare me". It happens again... the blue box appears.Love this story? Find the genuine version on the author''s preferred platform and support their work!
Tehe I forgot to mention something. When the god moved you to this world it also deleted you from the other. So no one will remember you and all the things you have done will be forgotten, but by the looks of things, you haven''t done a lot with you life anyway. TTFN.
Wait it what? It removed my existence from my old earth? IT WHAT!. Wait no this could be for the good now my mum won''t suffer like she did with dad. With my resolve steeled, I decided to try and fix the main problem. The electricity. I have enough water stocked up in the storage room to last me a lifetime because my mum was one of those believers in the apocalypse. With my lack of knowledge, I make my way back down to the kitchen, where the circuit board is. My body slumped over as I made my way down the stairs for the second time today. At a much slower speed, I manage to make it to the kitchen. Out the corner of my eye, I notice my mums bottle of scotch."She would drink this when she was stressed" a little chuckle escaped my mouth as a stream of tears fell from my eyes. "Mum I want to go home, I want you to pat my head and tell me everything will be okay like you always do. I want you to yell at me off for being lazy", my body just stayed there completely still for a moment as I collect my thoughts. I puffed out my chest and used my hand to wipe my tears, "I will return to my world even if I have to re-createmy whole existence I will return and I will get scolded for being late for church". Making my way to the freezer I grab the piece of paper and read it then putting it in my pocket to remind of my goal. Firstly, I need to get the electricity working. With a new found source of energy, I made my way towards the circuit board. With adrenaline of some sort pumping through my body, it doesn''t take long to reach the little room connecting to the kitchen. With a tug, the door swings open revealing the holy grail. With pride, in my steps, I approach the circuit board. Stretching out my arm I flip the switch on and off, hoping like every other device it worked the same. Nothing happened. Now I was furiously switching it on and off "COME ON!!!". "ZAP!", the sound ofan electric shock sounded throughout the house as my tear-stained hands created an electric spark. My body was flung across the room slamming into the marble island. Then the blue boxes appeared.
Skill Gained- Electrical Resistance (Passive)[LvL1] Body becomes adapt to electricity and can now handle shocks to some degree. Also allows better control over Electrical manipulation
Skill Gained - Electrical Manipulation[LvL1] Allows the user to channel electricity through their body. Allows the user to control electricity on the outside of their body. Allows the user to channel Electricity into objects.
Skill Gained - Physical Resistance (Passive)[LvL1] Allows the user the take physical damage better by dispersing the damage throughout the body. Decreases inflicted Physical attacks by 30%
My brain starts to fade away the pain my body was going through as it starts at the new pop-ups. Fufufu it''s like a game. A creepy grin forms on my face. Fufufu its magic. Fufufu I can work with this. Fufufu I know have a way to get home. Chapter 2- I Ran Out Of Bacon A boy sits crumpled up into a marble table quietly groaning and hating life. Small sparks of purple electricityfloat around his body. With grave struggle and lots of determination, the boy tries to stand up. With Bambi-like legs, he finally manages to steady himself. With as much power as he can muster, he straightens himself out, only wincing a little as the sound of clicking bones come from his moving body. Who would have thought that some measly electricshock would launch me across the room, well I say measly but it hurt like a bitch, my fingers are still tingly.Despite the fact I was put through pain and the world honestly makes me want to shove a fork in the toaster, I did notice something. This game is just like what that annoying blue screen said, it''s a fantasy. This isn''t just any fantasy world, no no it''s a bloody cliche gamer fantasy world, that''s how I got the skills. An old perverted laugh slid out of my mouth fufufu. If there is anything I know about fantasyworld it''s that the MC is always OP as hell and to get home I need to be OP as hell. Although I refuse to get a harem, I think I would rather get shocked again than get a harem. Okay, the first thing you do in an MMO is create a character, so I would change my appearance and choose my race. "Oi oi god you send me to a fantasy world, but you take out two of the most crucial steps?". Quiet sniffles and the sound of a heart breaking came from the teenage boy."The one chance I had of being handsome has been taken from me". I will not sit idlyby as a stupid being rules this world, with a motion so fast that even the gods eyes couldn''t keep up I flick my wrist and flip off the sky. Wait don''t I look more stupid flipping off my ceiling than the god does not knowing about the basics of MMOS?... You won this time old man. Okay after the character customization you would be told the story of the world... I''m not even going to complainI always skip that shit anyway. Okay then finally the last mandatory thing for all players is to add your starting points to your character. Fufufu it''s time to start my life as the OP MC. Filling my lungs with expectations and obviously oxygen whilst clearing my mind, I shout "STATUS"... nothing happens. "God you can''t be serious right now, there is no way you didn''t even add status right?". No, don''t worry I must just have to active it some other way. Bringing my hand up I swish it in front of my face and speak the magical words of "Status"... nothing happens. I feel like Magikarp trying to use splash, I now understand your suffering and say a quiet prayer. Not giving up I clap my hands together using more force than what my body should be able to use whilst I state my desire "Status"... a blue box appeared.
Skill Gained- Distraction[LvL1] Using stupid antics the user can temporarily distract their opponent.
Feeling defeat wash over me I drop to my knees. My hands cup my mouth to muffle my screams of embarrassment. With my blushing face looking at the ceiling I once again start to complain at god, I have become so complaining since coming here ughhhh. "All I did was try my hardest at trying to understand this world, but in return for my effort, I got made fun of by the skills. I will not sit idly by as such a stupid being controls this world". Sniffles unconsciously escape from my mouth as I bathe in my own embarrassment all because I wanted to open my status. "OH COME ON YOU ONLY HAD TO THINK THE WORD STATUS!!" why did I clear my mind WHYYYYY.
Name: James Fox Race: Human Level: 5 HP: 380/400 HP Reg: 0.2/s Mana: 145/150 Mana Reg: 0.1/s Skills:4
Strength: 6
Agility: 12
Intelligence: 50
Wisdom: 12
Stamina: 10
Non-allocated Stat Points: 25
I''m only Level 5? I went through all that pain and I''m only level 5? Then again I didn''t even get a notification telling me I levelled up so I only presume I got to level 5 in my old world. I don''t know what the average stat rates are in this world, but I feel like my Intelligence must be pretty good. What the hell is up with that 6 in strength, though, like I get that I don''t lift bro, but come on 6 is too low. Okay, so I have 25 points I can allocate. My guess is that I get 5 skills point per level then. My goal is to go home and to do that I''m guessing I''m going to have to either use very strong magic or do a flash and run incredibly fast and open up a wormhole... I don''t like running. So I will put 10 points in wisdom and bring it up to 22 and then 5 points in intelligence to bring it up to 55. After many attempts at trying to put in the points with my hands, I realised that I need to use my thoughts again...tehe. 50 intelligence my arse, Okay back to stage one, restoring power. I walk back over to the circuit board with caution in every single step not wanting to get zapped up again. Making sure my hands weren''t wet this time I flip the switch and once again nothing happened. I feel like nothing happening is becoming a common occurrence in my life. Without this power though none of the light in the house or the fridge/freezer or oven will work. I refuse to live without a proper way to cook my bacon,Unauthorized usage: this narrative is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings. So the main problem is that there is no power coming into my house anymore. Then I need to find a way to put electrical power in and I have just the way. What is the definition of Electrical Manipulation and within a second a pop-up appears.
Electrical Manipulation: Allows the user to channel electricity through their body. Allows the user to control electricity on the outside of their body. Allows the user to channel Electricity into objects.
Fufufu doesn''t this sound really OP? Okay to start with I should try and control the electricity. With a thought, Electrical Manipulation started and my body was coated in purple sparks of electricity once again. Then I checked my status and saw that my mana had dropped down to 140, so if my math is correct it consumes 5 mana to activate. I kept my status open for a minute ad realized my mana didn''t drop anymore. Sweet it doesn''t require me to feed it more mana. Now I have to try and increase the power, Tensing my body the sparks started to get bright and brighter untileventually I was thrown to the floor spasming. I fainted for the second time today. When I woke up it was pitch black inside the house. Ahh, it''s finally night time. My body jumped up when suddenly I loud roar broke the silence that had been there throughout the whole day. Then the roar was followed by multiple wolf howls. "Ahh shit, I got some mobs to deal with tomorrow", with the fear of dealing with mobs my body shook while cold sweat formed on my brow. With new determination and with the plan on surviving tomorrow I decided to get back to training. In the corner of my vision, I noticed I had a little chat bubble. Not knowing what it was I sceptically willed it to open.
Electrical Resistance Level up x2 [LvL3] The user can now handle stronger electrical shocks. Although I wouldn''t try any more of that risky business again punk.
Electrical Manipulation Level Up x1 [LvL2] The user can now control electricity better and it now feels a little more natural.
Exp Gained 75%
Sweet!. Though it disturbs me a bit to think that someone had been watching me to know what I did. At least I look less crazy knowing someone is actually listening when I yell. It''s also nice to know that I get Exp from levelling up my skills. Okay, let us try something a little less risky this time. With a thought, Electrical manipulation activated and straight away I could tell that it was easier to control and it no longer felt like I had 100 bugs crawling over my body. Instead of just tensing my body to try and increase the power I decided to try and control the electricity to one point. Focusing on the sparks I willed it to form on my hand in the shape of a ball. Slowly a ball of pulsing purple electricity formed on my hand it was about the size of a golf ball. I noticed that I couldn''t really feel the sparks on my hand. I checked my status and notice that my mana had dropped to 137. I can''t really tell how much mana it cost because I don''t know how much mana I restored in my sleep. Stupid me not checking and just jumping right in. With a thought I tried to increase the size of the ball, it slowly expanded until it was about the same size of a tennis ball and then I stopped the thought and I noticed my mana dropped to 132.This probably means it cost me more mana to increase the strength of the manipulation too. Then I got a stream of pop-ups.
Skill Gained: Electric Ball[LvL1] The user can control the electricity externally and form a ball. It can be used as a projectile. Costs 15 mana with an increase equal to the increase in size.
Electric Ball Level Up x1 [LvL2] Allows the user to increase the size of the ball and allows the user to control the new size of the ball.
Electrical Manipulation Level Up x1 [LvL3] The user can now control electricity better and it now feels a little more natural.
Exp Gained: 50%
Level Up x1 [LvL6]
Fufufu. That should be good enough for Electrical Manipulation for now and I finally got an attack spell. A grin spread across my face as I think about those mobs tomorrow. I plan to save all my stat points until tomorrow and see what I need where when battling. Okay now, the last thing I need to do before going to bed. Making my way towards the circuit board I place my hand on it. With a thought, my Electrical Manipulation turnson depleting my mana down to 127. Then I start to channel the sparks inside the circuit board. My status screen still open I notice that my mana was rapidly dropping. I could feel my body becoming weak and I was loosing conscious. The lights began to flicker on when I had got 60 mana left. Fianlly the light stayed on permantly and I ripped my hand off the circuit board. Looking at my status I noticed I only had 40 mana left. The drowsiness was slightly depressed by the smile growing on my face as finally, I have the power back. Then the pop-ups came.
Skilled Gained: Electrical Channeling The user can channel electricity from their body into an object or being.
Electrical Manipulation Level up x1 [LvL4] The user can now control electricity better and it now feels a little more natural.
Exp Gained: 50%
Is it just me or does this feel too easy, like granted I''m supposed to be the OP MC, but I feel I get to many skills. I''m probably just a talented prodigy, I eman I''m only 16 I''m at the right age. It''s time to rest before I go out and slay some monsters. With my sleepy body I drag myself up the stairs into my bed quickly falling asleep reassured by the comfort of the lights. The whole time I had a contempt smile on my face. Little did I know that the bright light would draw a little unwanted attnetion.