《Jump! Jump! Jump! Away!》


 Our little protagonist

    Sitting on a porcelain bowl is a 14 year old Asian boy, a quite *ahem* chubby kid with the most stupid face you have ever seen. Currently, he is declaring war against his bowels with a strained face and red buttocks.


    "WHY ME! OH GOD! I KNEW I SHOULDN''T HAVE EATEN THAT BURRITO!", our hero screams in agony.


    "SHIIIITT!!!! ITS COMING OUT! ITS COMING OUT!", tears strained his face as he tries to excrete his problems away.If you discover this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation.


    *PLOP* a monstrosity of such volume shoots out of the gates of Hell. "Whew! That was a close one", relief washes over him, but his problems aren''t done yet as a heavenly scent wafts upon his nose.


    "Ah I can see the light~-~-~-"


    Our protagonist quickly faints on the porcelain seat, his senses overloaded with smells.


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    AN: AHAHAHAH how do you like that? Toilet humor? Immature? I can be immature because I am 14 years old! Well... I know better but I can''t resist~~~ OK I won''t do it again~~~ I promise :)please don''t be offended.