《Seriously a Space Dungeon how odd?》 Prologue - God- Man Year 12, way to much effort for a teenager who would rather be traveling the world or playing sports. I wonder how many people actually get to live like that.... How many get home-schooled by loving parents? How many find their true passion at school? Who finds the love of their life? Who knows but it sounds nice right? How many get transported to another world, made into a dungeon core or an intergalactic pirate ship and go on adventures around planets full of crazy cool humanoid aliens. Ehhhh yep definitely none right now. Don''t you think that''s a waste though? I mean what better way to entertain an all powerful god, who spent the last 5000 years reading books to ignore the sadness of the state of human affairs. Just kidding i''m just really bored after thousands of years alone. Loneliness and boredom, what a terrible combo, am i right? Maybe i should actually do this i wonder who i should make into the sacrificial lamb, i mean seriously nobody wants too watch a dumb dungeon, me included right? Somewhere in Australia...... Seriously i found the only male human teenager suitable to be made a intergalactic pirate dungeon and he''s not from America what is this? I mean come on everything happens in America. Right? Right? On the positive this is Australia so i''m sure people will understand if it looks like he died of poison, oh look he''s waking up...... maybe i shouldn''t have this conversation in the basement of his house? Whoops.....Stolen content warning: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences. Somewhere in Australia........ in a poor teenagers basement "Uh? Uh? How did i get here? Isn''t this my basement wasn''t i falling down a ravine full of spiders while being bitten by snakes after being chased by tasmanian devils?" (An average Joe) "Ah you died. Sorry about that. (God) "Seriously it was just an everyday walk, man i go for that walk to school twice a day." (Still the same average Joe) "Yeah well, you''re dead now so you have two choices."(God) "Wait i get a choice? i thought heaven and hell depended on your actions?" (Yep still an average Joe) "Of course, you on the other hand get an extra choice. You can be judged for the afterlife of your religion or become a dungeon? So what''ll it be?" (God) "Umm definitely going to go for heaven man thanks." (The uninspired average Joe) "Okay wow that''s unexpected, okay well you''re going to be a dungeon anyway. You happy, nope? Well i hope you adjust quickly, good luck." (God) - The average Australian Joe- Wow that guy was crazy, i mean where did he go. That was ridiculous he just faded into nothing. I must be going crazy, i think i''ll just go upstairs now. #The Doorway out of the Captains Quarters is locked until core assimilation# Eh seriously what''s it talking about? This is clearly my basement. Yes my parents made my basement pirate ship themed full of exotic bugs and lizards but doesn''t everyone have a basement like that? #Consciousness suspended while body is recreated, suspension begins in 3 seconds# Eh, eh, eh wait what, suspended .................. Somewhere in astral space -God- I hope he doesn''t disappoint me, good luck young man. Wait maybe i should have warned him about the dangers of hosting a space barbeque. Nah he''ll going to lose his memories he''s definitely going to forgot. Wait he'' s Australian, oh man An average Joe, not so average anymore Somewhere in the captain cabin of a space pirate ship -The newborn dungeon core- What? Where am i? What is this place? What''s going on? The last thing i remember is..... MY MEMORIES!!!! "WHERE''D THEY GO????" (The dungeon core) "You lost them, all newborn dungeons lose their memories." (?) "Who''s there? Where are you? What are you?" (The dungeon core) "...." (?) This is crazy i don''t remember anything. Okay, calm down you can do this. First off what''s my name? I DON''T REMEMBER THAT EITHER!!! "YOU EVEN TOOK MY NAME!!!" (The dungeon core) "Seriously? You should have kept at least that hmmm, there must have something more important to you other than your name. Every core keeps at least 1 memory from their old life" (?) What''s he talking about, i have no memories of anything. Wait what''s that? A barbeque? What use is that? Anyway think, think.... what is the best question to ask? "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" (The dungeon core)You might be reading a stolen copy. Visit Royal Road for the authentic version. " ... please calm down" (?) Like hell I''m going to calm down. Who does he think he is? "Tell me right now or I''ll, I''ll....." (The dungeon core) Wait what can i do to him? "WHY DONT I HAVE A BODY" (The dungeon core) "Okay, slow down I''m Carlos, an angel sent by God to help you become a dungeon. And you do have a body it''s this room, for a dungeon core the dungeon itself is it''s body." (Carlos) ".... a dungeon? What is that? Like in games?" (The dungeon core) "Yep, just like in games you can control all life that lives as a part of your dungeon. You''re really lucky you know. Your dungeon already has alot of fish and bugs in those enclosures" (Carlos) Hmmm control those creatures hey. Okay "Creatures ATTACK!!! (The dungeon core) "WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IM HERE TO HELP YOU?" (Carlos) All the creatures are smashing against the glass. Maybe they can''t get out? Do i have to find a way to break the glass. Nope never mind there they go. Wow piranhas are vicious aren''t they? #Helper angel killed# #God is mildly amused but also angry. Yep definitely angry# #The devil has granted you the name Malik# #You have gained a trait Callous# #Your alignment has changed from Neutral to Evil# #The devil has given you the basic knowledge to be a dungeon# #Do you want to revive Carlos as a dungeon monster? YES or NO# Wow what a crazy bunch of messages what do they even mean? Nope more importantly who sends them to me? Wait!! Revive Carlos as a monster? Is that even possible? Okay, why not? "I choose YES" (Malik) #Summoning Carlos as 1st floor boss# #Summoning of minor Angel, Carlos has failed. Race changed to minor demon# -Carlos- Oh god, what the hell was that. Last thing i remember, i was being eaten by piranhas after i was sent to help that stupid dungeon. Actually looking around this place looks really similar to that exact same dungeon. Oh crap this is that dungeon..... "Hello again Carlos" (Malik) Oh god why me Intergalactic Pirates Elsewhere on the pirate ship "Alright you scurvy mutts, stop drinking rum in the morning we''ve got work to do" shouted Pinkbeard "let''s go". With that the crew erupted into motion, pirates scrambling to leave the mess hall and disappearing into every knook and cranny of the ship. Within 3 seconds the messhall was empty of every living creature except for Captain Pinkbeard. Pinkbeard slumped down at one of the tables and sighed. "Phew why are they all so ugly, why are all pirates so unclean and unattractive" Pinkbeard sighed to himself. "Captain, arriving at Planet Z''Gob", "damn" Pinkbeard whispered to himself. Pinkbeard emerged from belowdeck and as he looked towards his first mate at the wheel, he cathcces his first glimpse of his next target. The planet Z''Gob loomed off the starboard side of the ship as a giant ball of wonderful shades of blue and green, the blue filled with never-ending streams of gold lighting and gray clouds in constant motion but all Pinkbeard and his crew saw was their next mealticket. The ship started it''s descent towards the turmultuousoceans of Z''Gob before nestling into the outskirts of a sheltered archipeligo and coming to rest on the shores of the smallest island. The ship keel ground into the sand of the only uninhabited beach and the pirates burst into action, some men jumping off the ship into the light surf and running up the beach to secure the anchors while others began stowing the sails and preparing the cargo for unloading. Without a single word from the Captain the crew began to set up a temporary fort and began preparations for their inlands plundering expeditions but all motion ceased when the captain climbed up onto the prow of the ship in order to address the crew. "Alright lads, i know it''s been a while since we''ve been on solid group but don''t get to carried away, we have plunder to steal and villages to pillage but while the reward shall be immense the risk is not small. Some of you may die, and frankly i hope some of you do. I''m looking at you Frank," Pinkbeard bellowed, "Fuck you Capt''n" echoed back from the midst of the horde of unwashed pirates as they all erupted into laughter. "Alright you scurvy dogs, blow off some steam and relax, for tomorrow we shall be rich men again." the Captain exclaimed and retreated to his cabin for the night amidst the roars of his men.If you spot this story on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. The next morning the first mate burst through the door to awake the captain yelling "Wake up Pinkiee we''ve got a situation outside". Pinkbeard leapt into his clothes and buckled his swash and rushed out of his cabin and onto the deck to be greeted by an anthill of motion in the fort and pirates scattering in every direction. HIs ten best men jumped onto the ship and his first mate handed him his bastard sword and pirate cutlass. "Sorry for waking you Capt''n but some goblin scouts came past a couple of hours ago and some of them got away, our scouts tracked them back to their base on this island they estimate it to be a couple of hours away for a large group and the rest of the crew is heading off to map the nearby territory". "What are we waiting for then men?" Pinkbeard called out, "let''s go get us some plunder". The first-mate organised the remaining 50 odd odd men left in camp and prepared to head into the jungle. Two horrible, mosquito ridden hours later Pinkbeard and his men walked into a clearing to find 5 of the ugliest things they''ve ever seen in their life guarding a small opening in the ground. Pinkbeard''s men quickly swarmed over the goblins in seconds before grabbing their bodies and throwing them out of the clearing and splitting to the side to allow the captain to walk over to the entrance. "Rumlin get over here." a thick, incredible buff man walked over to join Pinkbeard staring into the goblin''s cave. "What do you think?" Pinkbeard inquired, "Something doesn''t feel right about this.". Rumlinsface took on a look of concentration as he stared into the hole, "aye Captain, i think this might actually be a dungeon" he called. Everyone''s face became more serious, "Are you sure about that Rumlin, you''re our only mage so you have to be completely confident." Pinkbeard inquired, when Rumlin nodded everyone swore lightly under their breath. "Alright if that''s the case, you''re at the back with 20 men guarding you. Everyone else with me" Pinkbeard commanded before heading down into the depths.