《RE:God》 Damn Im Dead - Chapter 1 Test On my way home from work, I was attacked by an unkown assailant from behind. When I saw him I realized it was a fellow worker of mine, and as I lay there dying, I hear him say. ¡°Ha! Fucking deserved it youpiece of shit.Always on the good side of the boss. You probably did stuff for him didn¡¯t you, but now your gone. I will be the main worker now, and maybe even become the new boss you little faggot!¡±-Co worker Bob While I listened to him rant, I slowly lost consciousness knowing I had died. After what felt like a few hours, I regained consciousness, and heard something that I never thought I would hear. ¡°Aaah I see that you''re finally awake. Hello, Sfain, how do you feel.¡±-Unkown I heard what sounded like a male TV host, but I couldn''t place where I had heard it, if I had heard it at all. ¡°Umm I-I¡¯m okay. I thought I had died though. Why am I still alive?¡±-Sfain ¡°Hahahahaha! You aren''t alive Sfain, well not right now. You are in limbo. Your soul just hasn''t gone to the other side yet, because I would like to have a chat with you¡±-Unkown man ¡°O-okay. Why would you want to talk with me? Also who are you? I still don¡¯t know¡±-Sfain ¡°Oh yes, that¡¯s right. I¡¯m what you humans call God, but to me and my friends, I¡¯m Chris. It is nice to meet you Sfain, although I have already known about you for a long time, but this is the first time we meet face to face."-GodStolen from Royal Road, this story should be reported if encountered on Amazon. ¡°W-wait you''re god? But I thought that was all bullshit that people made up.¡±-Sfain ¡°Actually it is all made up. There is no heaven or hell, just the stream. All that is said in the Bible is a lie. I simply happened to be found, one time, and had to come up with a bunch of excuses for how things happened. It really just makes me seem old though. Do I seem old?¡±-God/Chris As he poses in a weird way, I answer. ¡°Uh, no, you look like quite young god.¡±-Sfian ¡°Well thank you, but we must carry on now. So how would you like to be a minor god, Compared to me youllstill be very pwoerful, but still a god?¡±-God/Chris ¡°Wait, I thought you were God¡±-Sfain ¡°I am, but there is more. I am also the strongest, biggest, and most powerful God so don¡¯t tick me off.¡±-god/Chris He says smiling happily. ¡°Okay I won''t, but did you just ask if I wanted to become a god?¡±-Sfian ¡°Yes, I did! Pay attention geez. People these days¡±God/Chris ¡°Uh, sorry about that. Well, I guess I wouldn¡¯t mind. What would I do as a god?¡±-Sfain ¡°I''m glad you accepted. You will be doing...¡± {Well that was the first chapter re posted. Read my main story Welcome Online : http://royalroadl.com/fiction/7204 Aye Thats A Planet - Chapter 2 "What you will be doing is creating your very owndomain and control,if you are able to exilethen you will become my heir and future top God, what you think of that!" -God "Ummm sounds cool and all but why?" -Sfain "Well you see I am getting bored and I thought it would be fun if some one took over as God." -God "Makes sense so when do I start." -Sfain "Right now, good luck." -God Right when he finished saying this I drop back in a void and start to fall. After fallingfor a while I suddenly stop on top of a planet with a screen in front of me.
This is your first planet and you''re domain you have almost full control over it
Your Domain:
Planets: 1
Star systems: 0
Universises: 0
Multiversies: 0
Realities: 0
Full Control: Locked until God gives it the OK
So I own 1 planet interesting, let''s start working. After a few hours (could be years can''t really tell) I finished editing the planet. You might be reading a pirated copy. Look for the official release to support the author. It looks similar to earth when it was Pangea but a little bigger and more bodies of water spread in it. "I am done with the planet let''s start on the life now." -Sfain After a few more hours I''ve created almost 2,000 animals and life forms ranging from somethingsimilar to monkeys to something similar to salmon . After I was done with basic animals I created a bunch of bodies similar to humans. I gave them all life and powers of small gods there was 8 in total. Looking at the first Minor God I said "I name you exodus the God of chaos and destruction!" he is male. The next God I went to I said "I name you chronos the God of time!" he is the second male. After "I name you Athena the God of war and knowledge!" she is female. Then " I name you Azlon the God of earth and sky making you king of the minor gods!" he is the third male. Then " I name you Safera God of life and dragons!" she is the secondfemale. After " I name you Nexis the God of reincarnation and death!" she is the thirdfemale. Then " I name you Orin God of order and creation!" he is fourth male. Finally " I name you Oceana God of the bodies of water!" she is fourth female. "All kneel before me!" -Sfain "Yes master, lord!" Females said master males said lord. "I shall now sleep for a while when I awake I want too see what you all have done with my planet." -Sfain "Yes master,lord!" they answer. [Authur note : Read my main story that is better then this with more chapters link : http://royalroadl.com/fiction/7204 ] ANNOUNCEMENT 2.0 OK my new story has been approved and i already have 2 chapters for it each over 500 characters but i also need a profreader/editor and (or the same person) some one who can do color, font, size, windows, and all other techy things for the story i can do most of that and my grammar isnt to bad so you shouldnt have that big of a problem also enjoy the new story. Link : http://royalroadl.com/fiction/7204 So Woke - Chapter 3 When I awoke I noticed yelling. "He has been asleep for over 2,000 years why don''t we get rid of him it makes sense he abandond us!" -Exodus "No he is are creator we can''t get rid of him and if he comes back and sees what we did we must be here when he does." -Athena "I agree with Athena she is more knowledgeable then you exodus." -Azalon "We are Neutrel." all the rest. "I am awake and I do not like what you are all doing right now." -Sfain "Sorry Master,lord!" they answer. "I am proud of you, Exodus. You have followed my orders and have tried to destroy and create chaos, and Athena I am happy you see that and view those things." -Sfain "Thank you Master, lord!" they answer me. "But the rest of you I am disappointed, you are either Neutrel or agree with the other, why must you do this why don''t you all have you''re own views?" Sfain Love this novel? Read it on Royal Road to ensure the author gets credit. "Sorry master, lord!" they answer "And Orin shouldn''t you be trying to control Exodus you are his opposite why are you Neutral?" -Sfain "Lord, I was Neutral because he may have tried to get rid of you and create chaos, but it would have made order after words and you were not my creation." -Orin "Orin I never said your creation when I made you this God, I made you god of all creation on this planet. You have lost my trust and I will punish you later." Sfain "Yes lord, I am sorry lord." -Orin "Now that this argument is over each of you tell me what you have done too my planet and what has happened." -Sfain "Yes master, lord!" all of them. [Aothur Note : have a problem with this story or want to read others read my main story Welcome Online : http://royalroadl.com/fiction/7204] Remember, Remember The... - Chapter 4 While I was listening to my minor gods I got kinda deppressed because there were no sentient life forums which is sad because they are the fun ones too watch. Even safera had barely any dragons alive and all of them are basic ones that can''t talk and barely have any conscience. Basically what has happened from now was a bunch of civil wars between the gods and there creations but that wasn''t much so no damage was done. Going back to safera she just said the reason she couldn''t create better or more dragons was because she uses world energy to do it and this planet has very little world energy and she can only create one every 100 years but it should get better later on. That''s when I decided. "I am going to do a event get the animals with the best memory to see this." -Sfain Unauthorized usage: this tale is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings. "Yes master, Lord." all of them. "What are you going to do Lord, is there going to be chaos?" -Exodus "Yes my creation it will create chaos but in the end brings order to this a planet also much more." -Sfain I wasn''t really surprised when they brought something like a turtle to me. "I name you Meory, thedemi God of memory andgive you some sentince!" -Sfain "Thank you master!" -Meory "Watch this my creations this will be remembered for ever!" -Sfain [Author note : there is chapter 4 and If any of you can guess we''re I wrote this you get a cookie! Make sure yo check out mybetter story The Forgotten OneLink :http://royalroadl.com/fiction/7204 bye!] 7th grade science - Chapter 5 You may be wondering what I did and.... Maybe I don''t want to tell you *pouts* What was that if I don''t tell you you will kill me! Ok fine this is what I did basically I had a contentle shift happen, it''s when all the Teutonic plates move around braking the main land up and creating contenents. When I finished doing that I told my creations. "My creations these are 4 New contents each of you find a partner and claim that contenents besides moery she gets one island." -Sfain "Yes master,Lord!" all or them. "I also expect to see sentient life forms when I getback." -Sfain "Yes master,Lord!" all of them. "Ok who is with who?" -Sfain "Me and exodus." -Nixis "I name you''re continent Eixois the dark contenent!" -Sfain "Yes master,Lord!" both of them. "Next." -Sfain The author''s tale has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. "Me and Orin." says Chronos. "I name you''re continent Corois the continent of control." -Sfain "Yes Lord!" both of them. "Next." -Sfain "Me and Safera." -Azalon "Good, I name you''re continent Sazela the mighty continent." Sfain "Yes master,Lord!" both of them "And finally?" -Sfain "Me and Athena." -Oceana "I name you''re continent AoThana the flowing continent!" -Sfain "Yes master!" they say. "That leaves your island Meory I name it the island of Peost island of the past,present, and future." -Sfain "Yes master!" -Meory "Now that is done I am going to go and travel for another 2,000 years and I want to know what has happened." "Yes master,Lord!" they all say [Author Note : hay you reader check out my other storyThe King of AvariceLink : http://royalroadl.com/fiction/7204 you may like it. SR out!] Some good shit - Chapter 6 Cough Well damn this shits good. I was on a distant planet smoking some dank, I didnt get to enjoy this while on earth and surprsingly this shit works on god''s. "Yo tiny thing whats your name and who is the god of this planet?" I was talking to a tiny creature that looked like a wookie from star wars but with less fur and more green.. weed? On its fur. "Names plep, and we have no god, they all left, the kush was aganst there ways and they can''t deal with it because its a god destroyer and immune to dietys." Wow that is lit fam, jk jk. This is good ill claim this planet as my domain and add it to my resume. "Sweet, you guys looking for a new diety? I''m rather new but this shits great and I could do a lot with it." He stood and thought for a bit, grabbed his pipe sparked a flame using a weird stick similar to a match. After he took a killer hit coughed a bit he answered. "Well sure why not, as long as youcan handle this shit we good." Noice I just need to claim the world.... How doI do that?
Server: Easy highass just use your powers like you did on your own planet.
"Well you don''t have to be mean about it, that hurts my feelers."Support the creativity of authors by visiting Royal Road for this novel and more. After I spoke I rememberd plep was still here, whoops. "Good shit right man, you a light weight tho, already imagining things." Oh ya, I smoked, gg fam. "Welp guess im claiming this planet, you all worship me nowI guess, I promote you to the god of Cannabis, watch over this planet while im not here." He''s the first person I met but whatever let him take over.
Server: Good job, adding more people to your roster.
Imma smoke a bit more than worry about making him a god and claiming this planet. "Thanks bro, ill try to be a decent god, at most imma get to blazed one day and pass out." Ah a good man. "Sounds good ill deal with the work when im sober lets party for today." I took a mad hit afterI said that. "Hell yah, let''s do this shit maen." -------------- Oh shit, what happened yesterday, allI remember is meeting plep. I look to my side im on a bed and pelp is lying next to me, were both naked. Oh shit please no, did something happen? As I was freaking out pelp woke up as well, crud please don''t make this weird, please tell me nothing happened. "Oh hey bro, you went hard last night man, in bed and partying." Fuck, we did it, well damn. "Shit man how did I manage to do that being as blazed as I was?" Im stil freaking the hell out. "Don''t worry bro Im a chick. It was easy after I showed you how." Oh thank god, wait he''s a she!?!? "Oh shit, I thought you were a dude, I was freaking out hard." He started getting up, crap she* started getting up. "Nah mate im a chick, was a blast yesterday." Hrmm how did I do her though shes kinda small. "Huh, well do you wan''t an upgrade when I make you a god?" Im thinking about removing a little fur making her taller adding more, ''ass''ets, and nicer look. "Sure go ahead, you are my god now." Well that settles that now let''s get to work. Return Yep, I brought this shit back, oh well we can see how far I keep this going, lol.I have to make it at least 500 charachters long. Guess I''ll just use this time to apologize for the last chapter, was it to much, to hard, idk bro. Do I care though, nah this is my trash fic I can write whatever I want on this fic, no bounddreges, im insane in the damn membrane lol.Find this and other great novels on the author''s preferred platform. Support original creators! Wait what that''s not 500 charachters! Oh well here is another thing, Any comments are welcome but any corrections or things youwant changed or done different will most likely be ignored, as i said this is my trash fic idc what goes on here, just jump on for the ride and have fun. Not bad, Not bad at all. - Chapter 7 Hmmm, wait yesterday didI get a system message, or was it a server message?
Server: Yes, God you did, im the server put in place to help you.
Oh, well cool, where were you before?
Server: Ive always been here.
That he, she, did. Well now that I can see you how do i claim this planet and I already know how to make plep a god.
Server: Same way you would make plep a god, just use your power.
I scoffed "Too easy let''s get this over with." "Do you always talk to yourself?" Shit I forgot pelp was still in the room. "Only on saturdays." I insisted. "What''s saturdays? Is it edibel?" Wow, all this time we used the same terms for things i figured this was similar to earth, guess not. "It doesn''t matter, let me just work." "Mmmkay." So little trust. As I bring out my power I notice its stronger than when I was using it on my covenent planet.
Your personal domain:
Planets: 2
Star systems: 0
Universis: 0
Multiverses: 0
Realities: 0
Full Control: Blocked Until God Gives The OK.
"Awesome, this planet is now in my domain."Support the author by searching for the original publication of this novel.
Server: Would you like the info on your new planet?
Later, I also realised i can talk to you in my head.
Server: Understood, and yes you can.
"Yay, congradulations!" Aww plep smiling so brightly for me. Time to make her a god. Oh my, I got it right this time. "Its now your turn plep. You ready for power?" Her reaction was anything but against it. "Yep, let''s do this, my God." After she said myshe started to giggle, well im going to hold up my side now. "I name you plep - Cannabia, patreon god of this planet under my reign. As well as my controls god of Cannabis sativa, as well as plants, my first nature god in existince. Her apperance changed drasticly exactly how I wanted. "Thank you my lord, such a high position for me. Also ilike the new bod." She started to twirl around looking at the new "ass"ets and other body parts. After a bit she turned and looked at me. "You ready for round two." She looked at me vexingly, how could I say no. -------------- That was much better this time as I rememberd where the hell I am, and whatI was doing/did. "I thinkits time to make a temple then leave, its your job to convert the people of this planet and spread my will." She looked hurt, I feel bad but ive been away from my main planet long enough, Im also getting tired. "Ill return in 100 years or sooner, to us god''s thats a drop in the ocean so don''t fret, Ill also be taking some of this planet with me." I grab a small plant and some more bud for the trip, now off we go. "How would you like the temple?" I ask Cannabia, this will be her main place, as well as mine, on this planet. "Make it similar to the plant and made out of the natrual but most durable recources." Hippy at heart it seems. Ok lets do this. --------- I made it 20 stories tall with many different wings spreading across the globe/few miles. Putting 2 huge statues in the bottom floor and many new servents, small plant like creatures that were created from the plant. The statues were of me and Cannabia in embrace. The whole building was made from a basic stone that lloked smooth and a tint of green,it was the most natrual recource on this planet and was stronger than any atomic bomb. "I know leave the control and rights to the planet in reserve and to you. When i return id like to see the progress." I started to flow off, my starry body carring me with it. Cannabia waves a good bye with a sad but kind smile. "Let''s go home, hopefully the shift did some good work." Cover This fic now has a cover woo, its thanks to Alex. You can contact him @ mailto:[email protected] . Tell him I sent you. (He only does paid contracts.) Since I have to make this 500 charachters Id like to ask youguys how youhave been? Good/Bad. Awesome Imhappy either way. Enjoy the chapter and future ones. Were now at 15k views woohoo. Sadly only 50 followers but thats ok we''ll get more, im sure of it. Look were already doing it.The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation. To make it obvious, please follow, faveorite, review, and most important comment. (I fuel on the comments.) Well that sucks. Ok so I was writing this day''s chapter (almost 2 am for me rn) I had a few problems with tables and I left to report the bug to the staff, forgetting to save the chapter as a draft causing it to be removed. At the time I was un aware, coming back a bit later it was all gone. If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation. Aren''t you happy I make these short, if it was longer it would have been a much bigger blow luckily I only had 500 words. I will re write and post the next chapter later this afternoon (its about time I go to bed) Please stay posted and when you see it come quickly a few cool things are up and coming. (It involves the main planet shhh) Alright make sure you bookmark and follow and favorite. Also remember I am fueled on those lovely comments. K night everyone. I am a... - Chapter 8 As I was heading towards my planet I realized I knew exactly where it was. I knew where everything was. That''s wrong I know where everything I created or what I created, created is. Not much but definitely an impressive queue Indeed. Talking about impressive, are you there server?
Server: I''m always here.
Oh, that''s good! Well I have some questions server. It''s strange asking things in my head but it''s what I have to do if I don''t want to talk out loud, and right now I''m in space so I can''t right now anyways. Or can I?
Server: To answer, if I can answer any question then yes, and you can speak anywhere because you technically have no mouth.
Huh that''s strange, I am a body of another space so it kind of makes sense. "Well server, my first question is, what type of God am I? My second is can I have the info on my planets?"
Server: To answer your first question, you are the god of Gods, energy, space, and your self. This means you are far superior to any lowely being you Create, but you still are weaker than many other head gods like the one who made you a god.
Server: the second question is more difficult to answer, how much detail do you want?
Love what you''re reading? Discover and support the author on the platform they originally published on. Oh my, I''m a lot cooler than I thought. "Can I just have the gods and planets short list?"
Server: Understood.
Planets: 2
Minor Gods: 8
Demi Gods: 1
Patron Gods: 1
Planet 1: Auciden This is your first and main planet, anything done or started here is by you and only you.
Planet 2: Unnamed This is a planet you have claimed. The only info you have is it has a nice plant on it and now your first patron god.
Ooh fancy. "Server, if I wanted to I could get more detail and all the inf, correct?"
Server: Yes that is correct.
Ok I understand. "Last thing for now, do I have to fly or get to my planets myself or can I just teleport there?"
Server: You can teleport but when you do be very specific or it could run into a problem.
Thank God, wait I''m god, thank me. I don''t have to travel back and forth everytime . Oh, I said I wouldn''t return for 2,000 years, but its only been 1,000. What to do. Guess I''ll take a nap, and then teleport back. ¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¨C¨C¡ª¨C As the god slept his gods and planets grew and changed. Each one only getting bigger, with every year he gains followers, and power. His power is increasing immensely. When he awakes it may be a very... big surprise. For now the hardworking god sleeps, just like any good worker he must get rest. Nvm hes a god, he just sleeps because he''s lazy. Now wake up you lazy price of shit. I Said Wake Up! Oh wrong one. "Wake up!" Hitting a poll well i need a poll, we all do at somepoint. its for important things. you know its important. it says what for right there idk why you are reading down here.This book is hosted on another platform. Read the official version and support the author''s work. go vote, i need to see. I was told to add this because people want to know how many numbers there are. We will see though. come on vote. its right there, vote. Also love the reviews its heloing me out greatly. do all the stuff i ask of you, and comment i fuel on those. mmkay thats 500 charachters. Until nexttime everyone. i have good chaps in the future.