《RE: Golem Dungeon (Re-write)》


 Chapter 1: GOD DAMN IT SAM!!!

    My name is¡­ was Daniel Sharpe, I was going hunting with my family, until I heard a loud BANG I turned around¡­ just to see my brother Sam, dropping his gun and saying:


    ¡°Dan, I¡¯m so sorry, sorry!¡± (Sam)


    I was shot, by my own brother.


    It looks like this is the end¡­


    I thought, until I saw a bright light cover my vision and, I was transported into a cave, lacking the knowledge of how I got there. I tried shouting but nobody heard me, but then I heard a stranger speak out to me ¡°Hello there new dungeon I''m White I''m a guide whose role is to show you what to do as a dungeon and how to do it¡± (White)


    He followed up with what he had said with a question.


    ¡°So what is your name new dungeon?¡± (White)


    I tried replying with ''Daniel'' but it denied me with ''I''m sorry, but the name Daniel has been taken'' then I attempted again with my nickname ''Dan'' but again a failure message popped up. ''I''m sorry but the name Dan has been taken'' then I tried saying ''Sharpe'' then it finally succeeded for the name of the dungeon with the message ''Your name has been accepted into the dungeon database.''


    Then, before I could think about the dungeon database White said ¡°nice to meet you, Sharpe, I will now teach you how to create a monster but first which monster would you want to have as your first species?¡± (White)


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    Option 1. Goblin, they are small weak and die quickly but they repopulate quickly and are quite the good thieves.


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    Option 2. Kobolds, they are basically the same as Goblins but they¡¯re faster and are super fluffy.


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    Option 3. Golems they''re big, slow and kind of a dull choice, but they have a great defense, and can be made out of anything even Air and dirt, but they can''t give birth like the other options so you will have to spend some Mana to create them and they also have no personality or emotions which are boring, but! on the plus side they feel no pain making them great Tanks.If you stumble upon this tale on Amazon, it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it.


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    Option 4. Lizardmen, they¡¯re tall, have scales and are a great fighting force but they don''t repopulate as fast as the Goblins and Kobolds, which can be quite the problem in the future but they have the potential to become dragons.


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    Now, which option would you like to choose?


    Option 1: Goblins. Option 2: Kobolds. Option 3: Golems. Option 4: Lizardmen. Now choose wisely </img>


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    I think about it for a second then I chose Lizardman but when I went to press lizardmen my imaginary hand slips and presses Golem. ''


    ¡°Well, shit¡±


    Then White says


    ¡°You have chosen Golem as your starting race here is how you create them. You concentrate your mana on anything you see and while holding that concentration imagine a golem. After that, you should be able to order the Golem around. Simple </img>¡± (White)


    I then focus on the ground, and the image of a golem comes in my mind.When I stop holding my concentration a golem is right in front of me.


    it''s around two meters tall with a red core embedded in the middle of its torso with the same colored pupils while its eyes are all black and the color of its body is a dark brown like the color of dirt but there are bits of rock in it and a hole its shape right behind it showing that it came out of the ground . I must say I was impressed and my first orders were obviously ''Guard my core with your life'' and it replied with a simple nod and slowly moved towards me and when it finally got here I got a message from white saying ''Hey Sharpe just wanted to tell you how to make a room , first you have to imagine a room and the bigger you imagine it the more Mana you consume so make your first rooms small and follow that rule you''re going to be alright.''


    When I thought of a room it was a 10x10 space in the corner of the room, was a single tiny golem statue, which I made when I was bored. Then white came up with another message.


    ¡°oh right also to see your Mana and stuff say Status.¡± (White)


    When white said that I immediately thought the word ''''Status'''' then this showed up.


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    [Name: Sharpe] [Level: 1] [Race: Golem Dungeon] [Age: one hour] [Health: 100/100] [Mana: 10/200] [STR: 0] [VIT: 10] [AGI: 0] [INT: 20] [WIS: 20] [DEX 0] [CON: 10] [Mana Regen: 2.0 per sec] [Health regen 1.0 per sec] (STR: overall psychical attack. VIT: Overall health regeneration. AGI: overall running and fighting speed. INT: overall Mana and thinking time. WIS: Overall Mana regeneration. CON: overall Health and defense.)].


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    Well, it looks like my mana is quite low.


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    [Warning mana is below 10% you will now go to sleep for a small amount of time in ten seconds]


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    Oh shit I need to¡­ create¡­ more¡­ golems.


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    Initiating sleep protocol.


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 Chapter 2: Draco.

    ¡®What happened?¡¯


    Right as I thought those words, White said:


    ¡°your Mana went below 10% so you fell asleep undefined¡± (White)


    ''''Oh¡­ damn I should make sure that my mana doesn''t go below 10%'''' I thought.


    Right as I thought that a message appeared before me saying


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    Because of your new rule of never letting your mana go below 10% you have been given +10 INT and +10 WIS.


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    Then I thought the word ''''Status.''''


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    [Name: Sharpe] [Level: 1] [Race: Golem Dungeon] [Age: one hour] [Health: 100/100] [Mana: 300/300] [STR: 0] [VIT: 10] [AGI: 0] [INT: 30] [WIS: 30] [DEX 0] [CON: 10] [Mana Regen: 3.0 per sec] [Health regen 1.0 per sec].This narrative has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. If you see it on Amazon, please report it.


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    ''Huh so I''ve got a mana pool of 300 and a mana regen of 3.0 per second I should use this stuff wisely¡­ Hey, White'''' I called


    ¡°Yes Sharpe?¡± (White)


    ¡°Can I make my golems, mine so I can get more resources for more golems?'''' I asked


    ¡°Yes they can¡­ but no more intelligence for you because it''d make you a bit boring if you got more intelligence with every idea¡± (White)


    After hearing that I summoned another two golems. With the three golems I set one for mining, and after making a hole outside I set another for gathering resources. While that happened I tried making a humanoid golem¡­ the best I could do was a puppet looking thing with googly eyes and no fingers...so after a while the golem came back with a bunch of dark wood which gave me the idea of a Wooden Golem so I took the wood and made a new golem, it looked humanoid except for the dragon head I gave it out of boredom, so I named it Draco. I also used more of my mana to make a crossbow on its left arm and allow it to use mana and speak¡­ also I gave it the ability to use mana arrows from its own mana. after this my mana went dangerously close to 10% at a small 14% of my current mana, so I fell asleep and when I woke up I heard a deep sounding.


    ''''Hello My Lord'''' (Draco)


    It came from Draco which startled me until I remembered that I gave the ability to speak.


    ''''hello Draco'''' I tried saying through my dungeon orb which worked...somehow


    Then Draco asked me ''''My Lord I request one of your golems to help me out with hunting'''' (Draco)


    He said while bowing to me.


    ¡°You can take one golem out¡± I said giving him the first golem I made.


    He left immediately and out of boredom, I thought: ''So I''ve got my first subordinate...what should I teach him, Fighting Magic, Summoning or mining¡­ so many choices''

 Chapter 3: Evolution

    It''s been around four hours since Draco left with Golem one. and now I can sense that they''re both back with three extra guests.


    when they came back to the dungeon I saw three little goblins the first one was quite small but looked fast and looked energetic.


    and the second one looked taller compared to the other one and carried a slingshot with him and had a calm look.


    and the third one looked about average height for them and had a scar across his left eye and a rusty copper in his right hand with a mean look on his face.


    I asked Draco. ''''who are these three draco?'''' (Sharpe).


    and he replied with: ''''Sir these are three goblins we found around the area and we took them in as bait for the stronger creatures so you may level up.'''' (Draco)


    he said with a slight smirk then I looked at golem one who nodded quite energetically for a golem of his size.then they introduced themselves.


    ''''Sir my name is Gobbit and I''m pleased to be working for you'''' (Gobbit)


    ''''Master my name is Gowle and I hope I can be a great service to this dungeon one day.'''' (Gowle)


    ''''Gobbius'''' (Gobbius).


    The energetic short one was Gobbit.


    The Tall calm looking one was Gowle. And the tough looking one was Gobbius.


    after I heard their names I told Draco to talk to me for a second and when he came over to me he asked me:


    ''''Is everything alright, sir?'''' (Draco)


    when he asked if everything was fine i told him ''''Yes Draco everything is fine, I was just going to give you a slight evolution so could you please stay still for a second'''' (Sharpe).


    when asked him to stay still he basically froze like a statue allowing me to evolve him with [Golem summoning] and a few slight perks like a couple of spikes on his tail and a slightly tougher body. and after a couple of seconds Draco is now able to summon Golems and looks a bit more badass and stronger now and then i asked:Stolen from Royal Road, this story should be reported if encountered on Amazon.


    ''''Is everything alright Draco'''' (Sharpe)


    to which he replied with: ''''It might take a bit of getting used to but thank you for making my body stronger'''' (Draco).


    It seems that he hasn''t noticed that he can summon golems so i said: ''''Draco say [Golem summoning] now.'''' (Sharpe).


    I said it as nicely but coldly I could to which he replied with:


    ''''Yes Sir. [Golem Summoning]'''' (Draco).


    Right after he said it a golem half the size of him popped right in front of him and startled him.


    ''''Aah!'''' (Draco).


    Seeing his reaction, I couldn''t help but laugh ''''heh heh heh¡­ So how does it feel to be able to create golems?'''' (Sharpe).


    I asked him after laughing and he immediately replied with:


    ''''It feels amazing sir. I think i could take on the whole world with this power....such endless abilities.'''' (Draco).


    His answer was not so surprisingly blunt but that''s how he is a blunt and loyal shield to me. after thinking that I decided to check my status.


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    Level up!


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    Level up!


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    You have successfully created a new race ''Dragon headed wooden golem summoner'' would you like to rename it?


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    I replied with: ¡°Golem Summoner¡± and then the other notices popped up.


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    Congratulations on creating your own race you have now unlocked the skill ''Tame'' using this skill you may Tame monsters that wander into your dungeon. Warning: you may only tame creatures weaker than your Dungeon monsters.


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    When it said that i looked at the three goblins and said ''''Tame'''' then another screen showed up saying:


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    You have successfully tamed three goblins and have gained two levels and ten status points Please use them wisely.


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    When it said, that I heard White say:


    ''''Wow, looks like you''ve created a race and tamed a couple of goblins now you are ranked 800 out of the 1000 dungeons in the Dungeon database for doing this i have given you this'''' (White).


    when White says that, Draco starts shining in a dark green light then he returned to normal except for two horns growing out of his dragon head and a pair of wings and claws on him when I asked him about it he said that he gained some new skills they were.


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    Golem Summoning: you can summon up to five rock golems and ten dirt golems.


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    Lesser Dragon Strength: you have the strength of a lesser dragon.


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    Dragon Flight: you can now fly.


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    nature dragon breath: instead of breathing fire whenever you use this skill poisonous wooden spikes shoot out.


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    Nature control: you can control all nature around you.


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    All I thought was: ''Whoa that''s so overpowered'' (Sharpe''s mind)


    After a while, I ordered Draco to make them some weapons by controlling some of the remaining wood after that I checked my stats:


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    [Name: Sharpe] [Level: 3] [Race: Golem Dungeon] [Stat Points: 0] [Age: 2 days] [Health: 200/200] [Health Regen: 1.0 Per Sec] [Mana: 70/300] [Mana Regen: 3.0 per sec] [STR: 0] [VIT: 10] [AGI: 0] [INT: 30] [WIS: 30] [DEX: 0] [CON: 20]


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    As you can see i used my status points to raise my CON to 20 so i have raised my overall health to 200 not much. but better than nothing. after that i fell asleep because my mana was dangerously low.


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 Chapter 4: Intruders.

    I woke up today when I heard two voices and they said: ''''Hey take a look at this!'''' (Male voice).


    ''''Is that a Dungeon?! Shaun should we check it out?'''' (Female voice).


    ''''Yes Milly we should And don''t worry I''ll protect you from any monsters'''' (Shaun).


    The man said as he took out a weapon.


    ''''Don''t worry about me Shaun worry more about yourself.'''' (Milly).


    The woman said in an arrogant tone as they entered my dungeon and then I finally got a look at them.


    The man had short brown hair and a slight stubble, then I saw his body and he had an average build while wearing some leather armor.


    He was also holding a short sword and shield.


    The woman had long silver hair with dark grey skin and elf-like ears.


    Her body was tall, nice bust, nice hips, nice ass, and nice legs, so... just nice then the man said:


    ''''Hey Milly I think something''s watching us...'''' (Shaun).


    ''''Yeah Shaun I can feel it¡­ but don''t worry it can''t hurt us since it looks like a newly formed dungeon so we can easily take care of it ''Kay rookie.'''' (Milly).


    ''''Yeah¡­ Yeah we can do this okay let''s go'''' (Shaun).


    they stupidly ran in and Gowle shot the man in the knee with his crossbow.


    ''''AH SHIT!!!... THAT LITTLE FUCKS GETTING AWAY!!!'''' (Shaun).


    he said those words while trying to hit Gowle then he noticed Milly laughing at him:


    ''''Hahaha'''' (Milly)


    ''''Hey stop laughing it''s not funny Milly!!! Aah'''' (Shaun).


    he said as he got punched by a golem that Draco made.


    ''''Pfft hahaha'''' (Milly).


    ''''Ow....Dammit THAT HURT!!!'''' (Shaun)


    he said as he tried to STAB the golem...dude, you don''t stab something made of stone¡­


    ''''HEY DUMBASS IT''S MADE OF STONE WHY ARE YOU STABBING IT?!!?'''' (Milly).


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    ''''Hey I need some help here Milly!'''' (Shaun)


    ''''Okay. [Earth hammer] I''m done catch it!'''' (Milly)


    She said as she threw the stone sledgehammer she made at the guy...this went perfectly fine...not.


    ''''OW FUCK MY LEG!!!'''' (Shaun)


    ''''HEY I TOLD YOU TO CATCH IT!!'''' (Milly)


    They both looked angry at each other...hmm maybe I can use it to my advantage¡­


    ''''Golems 5 and 6 go attack the intruders with everything you''ve got'''' (Sharpe).


    As I said it, the two golems immediately walked towards the intruders.


    ''''Hey¡­ Shaun'''' (Milly)


    She said as she saw the two golems approaching him.


    ''''WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT YOU BITCH!!!??'''' (Shaun).


    He said as golem six grabbed him and ripped his arm off.


    ''''AAAAAAAAAH'''' (Shaun)


    ''''SHAUN!!!'''' (Milly)


    After numbersix ripped his arm off number five punched a hole inside of him and ripped out his stomach and made him eat it¡­ they might be sadists.


    ''''OH GODS!!!'''' (Shaun)


    ''''SHAUN I''LL HELP YOU!!! [Magma staff] (Milly)


    Right after she spoke a boa staff made out of magma came out of nowhere¡­ but it was already to late as Shaun''s legs were ripped off then his head was crushed.


    ''''SHAUN NO!!!'''' (Milly).


    I then thought of something¡­ so I spoke through one of my golems and said:


    ''''Hello there¡­ sorry about the mess¡­ I didn''t say rip him apart¡­ but it was quite enjoyable to watch¡­ and now you''re mine!'''' (Sharpe).


    As I said that, the golems grabbed her and put her in some earth chains that I just made.


    ''''Okay, now you''re going to be a good little girl and let me take as much skin and blood as I want¡­ okay!'''' (Sharpe).


    I said in a demanding tone and she replied with the obvious:


    ''''SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE!!!'''' (Milly).


    ¡®-sigh-... Might as well loot the dead guy¡¯...I thought, as I proceed to loot the dead guy, okay so I found one health potion¡­ I think. and a few herbs¡­ I might be able to make a small golem with it.


    I then proceeded to interrogate the dark elf woman until dawn. And what I learnt that the herbs had a healing property and the potion was a health one¡­


    I made a healing Golem to heal the woman every time I took some of her flesh and blood¡­ to make two new golems called: [Flesh Golem (Lesser)] and: [Blood Golem (Lesser)].


    I quickly thought¡­ ''Huh...Lesser?'' (Sharpe).


    Then white showed up and said: ''''Oh yeah sorry the first three are at the maximum to help you out but you can only make lesser versions of everything before you run out of mana...'''' (White) (A/N: the first three are Dirt. Stone and Wood.)


    ''''Okay¡­ let''s try this out [Summon Blood Golem (Lesser)]'''' (Sharpe).


    As I said that, a tiny red woman appeared from a bucket of blood I had and she was dripping blood everywhere and the woman screamed.


    ''''AAH WHAT IS THAT THING!!??'''' (Milly).


    I thought about adding vocal cords to the blood golem¡­ but she already had them. ''''Hi Papa¡­ can you name me please¡­ '''' (Blood golem).


    To be honest, it scared me a bit, but then I quickly thought of a name for her.


    ''''I''ll call you Mary'''' (Sharpe)


    ...Yeah I know It''s a bit of a pun...she''s bloody and her name''s Mary but she replied with:


    ''''I love the name Papa!'''' (Mary).


    after a while I remembered the flesh in the other bucket¡­ so I quickly said:


    ''''[Summon Flesh Golem (Lesser)]'''' (Sharpe).


    After I said the words a small young dark grey boy came out of the bucket and he had all of the organs a normal person would have, after I thought that, he spoke:


    ''''Hello there Father I would also like it if you named me.'''' (Flesh Golem).


    He said while bowing and making me feel like a king then I thought about his name.


    ¡°Your name shall be, Orsino. Be proud of this name, for you are now the prince of this kingdom, and Mary is the princess¡± (Sharpe)


    I said in a domineering voice.


    ¡°Yes, father¡± (Orsino)


    He said, still bowing.


    ¡°Yay, i¡¯m a princess!¡± (Mary)


    She said happily.


    ¡°I will appoint you a few guards, so please don¡¯t leave their sights¡± (Sharpe)


    I said as I created a few wooden golems.


    ¡°You shall guard my children with your life¡± (Sharpe)


    As I said that, they bowed and nodded¡­ The woman was still crying¡­

 Side story: Shaun

    A/N: this chapters mostly not gonna have dialogue because I''m fucking lazy...


    My name is Shaun Pearson and, I''m an rank F adventurer and when I and Milly who is a rank C adventurer found this dungeon we thought it''d just be an easy go in kill then go out......but it wasn''t easy¡­ It was a nightmare, here''s what happened...


    We were hunting some goblins around the area and we found a cave and Milly said that it''s probably a newborn dungeon and that we should go in kill the monsters and take the core, so we went in.


    When we were in I was shot in the knee by a goblin. After I was shot, I ran after the goblin and tried to kill it but I was punched by a golem and I got angry, so I tried to stab the golem. Then, Milly called me a dumbass and after I asked for some help she made an Earth hammer and threw it at me, and... it hit me... in the leg¡­ I got angry at her and that lead to my demise, because I didn''t notice two golems approaching me¡­ Then one of them grabbed me and ripped my entire arm off¡­ Then another one punched a hole in my chest and ripped out my stomach and shoved it into my mouth¡­ It was horrible¡­ Then Milly tried to help me by making a Magma staff, but when she made it, my legs were ripped off and I had my head crushed in... killing me instantly¡­ so, you''re probably wondering where I am right now¡­ well I''m in a god''s domain¡­ the god of pains domain..Reading on Amazon or a pirate site? This novel is from Royal Road. Support the author by reading it there.


    ''''Ha Ha Ha¡­ did you like remembering your death young one?'''' (God of pain).


    He said those words while grinning.


    ''No¡­ I didn''t'' (Shaun''s soul thingy).


    I thought those words, because I couldn''t speak.


    ''''Well, too bad for you because I''m taking you back¡­ as my champion'''' (God of pain).


    When he said that I couldn''t believe it¡­ but then he said:


    ''''But, here¡¯s a little warning. you will feel the pain of your death increase in your body every second you don''t hurt someone'''' (God of pain)


    When he said that¡­ I was scared and I tried to say no but then he said:


    ''''Ha ha, you think that you have a choice¡­ that''s cute now, ta ta'''' (God of pain)


    As he said those words, I came back¡­ In the land of demons as a Pained Imp.


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