《The Chronicles of the Legendary ****》 B1C1: Intro to the Legend *sigh* Have you ever wondered what is the meaning of life? (And no, I''m not reading a random pop up on a computer screen.) You probably have since humanity has asked this question over and over throughout history, and at the same time, many people have come up with a diversity of possible answers for it. ¡°It is to survive¡±, ¡°it is to reproduce¡±, ¡°it is to experience as many things as possible¡±, ¡°it is to try to be as kind as you possibly can¡±¡­ Honestly, I just don''t get why the human race can never answer this question when it''s been right in front of their noses all this time. The truth is, it does not matter. There, as simple as that. Don''t get me wrong, people can have their own opinions and live their lives the way they want to, it''s just¡­ I sometimes feel like they''re wasting their potential on trying to answer that age old question. They constantly worry about things such as finding their purpose in life, or focusing on a failing dream that they eventually give up on halfway when they could have just used that time to do something that actually benefits them and their entire species. I mean, just look at me. I''m still in highschool, and I''ve already managed to come up with so many solutions to humanity''s problems that they could have long been at the point where they''re nice and fat while robots do everything for them and they no longer have to worry about things such as survival, finding a mate, or doing work. (I¡¯m still stumped on how to tackle the obesity problem, but I''m sure diet and exercise would be enough...) Hmm? What''s that you ask? ¡°Why does it sound like humanity has yet to solve their problems even though you claim to have already done it for them?¡± Well, it''s quite simple really, for you see, I can''t tell anyone about the ideas floating around in my mind. Don''t get me wrong, I''m not doing this out of spite or on a whim or anything, it''s just I literally, and I mean physically, cannot tell anyone. I mean, just look at me. No, I''m not in that group of football players strategizing for the big game on Saturday. No, I''m not one of those girls who talk sh*t behind each other''s back despite having been friends since kindergarten. No, I''m not in the cool kids group where they talk about¡­ wow, now that''s just f****ed up. Poor Ted, looks like he''s gonna have another video of him with his pants down go up on the Internet¡­. And no, I''m not the generic looking kid, the otaku watching hentai on his phone, or the sexy, smoking hot 25 year old female teacher who I suspect is actually still a virgin¡­ Seriously, someone give this woman a medal. Nearly all of the students in this class lost their v-card already¡­ What is the world coming to? *cough* What''s that? There''s no one else in the classroom? Oh, my bad. Here''s a hint, I''m not classified as a living being. Sorry, I guess that was kinda important. No, I''m not a ghost. (Good guess though) No, I''m not a zombie. No, I''m not a skeleton. No, I''m not a highly advanced robot. . . . Give up? Alright, I''ll tell you my identity. I am actually- Ted: John Ce- Shut up Ted! It''s because you do these kinds of things that you''re bullied. Time and place! God, even when you''re a desk the universe finds a way to mess with you¡­ That''s right, you heard me. I am not something that is usually associated with the word ¡°sentient¡± in fictional stories, I am literally just a desk that has somehow inexplicably gained sentience. Yes, kneel before my originality!!! ...Well, it still kinda sucks that I look exactly the same as the other desks in this class, just an old-fashioned desk that''s only purpose is to make up for the school''s budget cuts... I wish people could at least see I was different from your average everyday desk. I tried getting their attention once, but, it didn''t go so well... Flashback: A long time ago (1800s) I was young back then, naive. I had just become aware of my surrounding only ten years before I tried to establish ¡°contact¡± with a human being. Over those ten years, I saw many people come and go while I learned all I could from the lessons. Luckily, back then I belonged to classes held for young children, so I was able to eventually learn the English language through constant trial and error. Though I had no eyes to see with, I could sort of sense my surroundings up until a certain point. I could hear perfectly fine though, so it was easier for me to learn how to talk first. I eventually learned the basics of reading and writing when kids would write on a piece of paper. It felt weird at the beginning, having something constantly crawling along my body and not being able to do anything about, but I eventually got used to it and stopped caring. It at least allowed me to memorize the English language, and for that I am grateful. Over those ten years, I also learned that I was different than a normal desk (lol)... I sort of had psychic powers, or access to ¡°magic¡± as it was referred to back then. It was nothing flashy like teleportation or pyrokinesis, but it was still magical nonetheless. I had the power to control objects, or telekinesis if you will. I accidentally discovered this power of mine one day when I wanted to move just a bit more to the right since the sun was shining on me a little bit too much. Too my surprise, I found that I could actually slide my body across the floor. The student who was using me at the time noticed the sudden movement and was also confused judging by the look on his face. I didn''t risk moving again so as to not make him suspicious. Over the next few years, I began training my ability until I was eventually able to do tasks such as writing with a nearby utensil and floating around the classroom. Needless to say, I made extra sure to only do this when I was alone. To accomplish this, I even trained my ability to sense my surroundings until the range was slightly bigger than the classroom. I didn''t want to risk being found out before I finally felt that I was ready¡­ and then, the day of my unveiling finally came. The day where I would reveal myself and see how humans would react to my existence. It started off the same as always, with the students arriving on time and obediently taking their seats without too much of a fuss (How I miss the old days¡­) Then the teacher entered and she began to take roll. After that, class began. I had decided to wait until lunch before making my move since more of the students would leave the classroom meaning that there would be less witnesses in case things went south. Don''t worry, I didn''t plan on killing anyone... The only ones left five minutes into lunch were 2 kids who liked to study and the instructor. I was feeling jittery all over and I had to stop myself from unconsciously rattling my body. After calming down a little, I proceeded to start the plan I had come up with. I used my telekinesis to move the piece of chalk upfront and tried writing a message on the board. I only got 3 words in when one of the students noticed and started screaming and pointing at the board. Then, the teacher and the other kid looked to where she was pointing at and started freaking out, screaming things like ¡°witches¡± and ¡°sorcery¡± as they ran out the doorway. And with that event, I learned an important, invaluable lesson. People are assholes. People do not accept what they do not understand. Luckily I left no clues that implied that I as a desk was responsible for the strange phenomenon, so I got away Scott free. I never tried making contact with anyone else after that even though I could have eventually come up with a better plan. That event just scared me too much¡­ Well, though I never did do anything like writing a message in front of people, I did sometimes secretly write a note and leave it for certain people to find. Over the years, I grew to learn a lot about human interaction, and I was eventually able to learn how to read people. Sort of like a psychiatrist, but I think my sensory ability amplified my affinity for it. Since I was sometimes bored being re-taught lesson after lesson of material I had long since memorized, I sometimes tried focusing on what students did during class. Fast forward a few more years, and by this point I had gained the ability to infer interesting things about students from the slightest hint. I could: tell if someone was lying by observing their heartbeat/movement, tell if someone had a crush on another person and know what their chances for success were just from a conversation between the two, and I could even tell if a student was having problems outside of school just by looking at their facial expression. Really, I could have been one hell of a teacher, especially with my knowledge on a wide range of subjects (I would sometimes switch classes when I wanted to learn something new). Sucks that desks don''t have any rights though¡­ Anyways, as for why my detective skills were so relevant to my way of contact, it is because I grew to love playing cupid or the secret hero of the school. In fact, my help made so many people happy that rumors about me formed at whatever school I was at. They call me xxx¡¯s cupid or xxx invisible hero. Granted, I would have preferred better names, but I still liked the recognition. At least people were acknowledging my existence. And so ends the flash- Wait, one more important detail before we go back to the present. You probably remember from the beginning how I described the female teacher, right? Although I never had a gender, I did like to sexually identify myself as a male, the reason being that I felt that the majority of females were more attractive than the males, no matter the time and place. It might also be that most of the time the student who had me as their desk was male, so I liked to align myself with their point of view. This happened during my ¡°infancy¡±, so my sexual orientation had already been set in stone for the rest of my life.Remember this detail, it is the most important thing you should remember. Present: America (20XX) So yeah, that is basically my entire life story in a nutshell. To recap, I am a sentient desk who has psychic powers, probably knows way more knowledge than any other person alive, is a bit of a pervert appreciates the beauty of women, and likes to help people out every now and again. Yup, my story is just your everyday Japanese light novel...
Do you know the meaning of life? Do you want to live a real life? Y/N
...Wtf? Is this for real? My sensory vision shows that everyone seems to be staring into space as if they''re looking at the same screen just like I am.... Does this mean I''ll get cool powers like in Ter*or In*n*ty? Does this mean I''ll finally be able to become an extraordinary person as long as I survive a death game!? Well, I''m not feeling compelled to push the button, I mean, I''ve lived a pretty good life so far, way longer than a normal human could have hoped for. Still, what''s about to happen might put a spin things, and who knows, maybe I can become human if I play whatever game is about to happen. Hell yeah, let''s do this! Screw the sadness and loneliness, I just wanna be human at this point! Alright, I''ll play this little game of God''s... Yes.
Understood, please input player name: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Sh*t, I don''t have a name¡­ Okay, I''ll just call myself Bo*y T. M*rn*ngw*od. Hahaha.
The Username Is Taken.
Damn, oh well, let''s just go for a slightly out of the ordinary name¡­ Kevin Tsu (Tsukue = desk in Japanese).
Welcome Player Kevin Tsu. (Please wait 5 minutes while the rest of the NPCs and Players are decided.)
NPCs and Players? I guess we really are playing a game¡­ So if I didn''t click yes, I guess I would have been classified as an NPC. Wonder what would have happened to me then¡­ Oh, seems like everyone is starting to freak out now. Ms. A. (Hot teacher): Alright everyone, just calm down. Lyle (Asshole): No way, can''t you see what''s about to happen? If this is going in the direction of most stories of this genre, then everyone will soon start doing whatever they want. There won''t be any laws left to hold people back. John (Nice guy): Now just calm down, we don''t know for sure what''s about to happen. Lyle: Screw that, I''m doing whatever I want before everyone else. Come on guys, we¡¯ve got plenty of fresh meat right here. Easy pickings¡­ Sarah (bitch): Lyle, get the f*ck away from me this moment. We broke up already. If my dad hears about this- Lyle: What part of ¡°lawless¡± did you not understand? Now, get over here. You should already know just the way I like it. You guys can play with the rest of them. Ah, leave the teacher for me. I want to break her myself. Goons: You got it boss. At this moment, I''m considering just killing these guys, but it seems that luckily there are still some people who are true to their morals. I mean, just look, the football guys are about to stand up and- Football Players: Boss, please let us join your group! ...Well, sh*t. Looks like I need more practice when reading people, looks like they really feel that way. Well, at least this will add to my knowledge of reading people. Note: People crack when what they desire is right in front of them and they have nothing holding them back. *gasp* Those poorly written apocalyptic stories were right!?If you find this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the infringement. Lyle: Hahaha, of course you guys can join. Don''t worry, money, power, women, this new world will give us all of it! Goons (Now including the Jockeys): Yeahhhhhhh! Alright, as a famous football once said, ¡°I guess tonight''s the night bitches die.¡± Lyle: Hahaha- *cough* Goons: Boss- Agh!!! Oh, one more thing I might have forgotten to mention. Over the years, I also trained my psychic powers. Although I''ve pretty much reached a bottleneck, I''m at the point where I can stop a car going about 30mph and move objects at a high enough velocity to create mini sonic booms. So killing some regular assholes is a piece of cake for me. As for why I killed them instead of disabling them like your common light novel mc¡­ I''m not an idiot. I''m 100% certain they''d be a problem later on. Terra: T-they¡¯re dead! *faint* Wow, I even used paper clips to make sure the scene wasn''t bloody and yet some of the girls still fainted. Aw, would you look at that. Ayoko (Ms. A.) is trying so hard to keep herself together. Oh, I just want to pick her up and-
Time is up. All sentient lifeforms not finished with the account creation process will automatically become NPCs. Please enjoy the game.
Would you like to play the tutorial?(Game will automatically begin after either completion or rejection) Y/N
Well I''ll obviously play the tutorial. I mean, you''d have to be pretty stupid to- Pete (otaku): Tch, who plays tutorials!? All the badass mc¡¯s go into the game without knowing a thing! Right, forgot that the human race isn''t the brightest of the bunch¡­ Oh, looks like everyone chose to do the tutorial except for 5 other people. Thank god Ayako seems to have picked yes. How can I tell? Well, a beam of light is hitting both me and her so I just made an educated guess. I like how she''s the only one who notices a beam of light is also hitting an empty desk. See, I told you we''re soul mates!
Now transporting to the tutorial field. No time will have passed on Earth for however long you are gone.
5 seconds of blackness later, I''m no longer in the classroom. Okay, so I guess this random green field full of fluffy adorable creatures and sunshine is supposed to be the tutorial field. Looks like everyone will be taking the tutorial alone considering no one else is around.
Welcome to the tutorial. Completion will allow you to earn rewards while dying before finishing the tutorial will make all your hard work be for nothing. Please choose a difficulty setting. The higher the setting, the better the rewards. Easy: For those children accidentally caught up in the game. (Probably be able to survive once back on Earth) Normal: For the everyday individual. (Guaranteed you will survive once you go back on earth unless you have really bad luck or are just stupid) Hard: For those people who are at a higher level than the average joe. (You could rule the Earth) Hell: For those guys who shouldn''t really exist in a world like Earth. (Honestly, you could rule entire universes and dimensions if you finish this)
While the description for the last one kinda makes me feel a bit hurt, it''s nice that I at least get a description to what each difficulty is like. Well, I came here without any fear for my life to have an adventure, so to Hell I go!!!
Hell difficulty selected. The tutorial begins now. Explanation: You are about to embark on a long hard journey through countless worlds. For having the balls to pick this difficulty, you will at least hold onto whatever you have gained even if you are to die. Good luck.
Well, I''d be happy for the compliment if I actually had a male body. C¡¯mon, there has to be a way to give me a human form, pleeeease!!!
First Floor: Practice Field
  • Here you will learn the basics on how to fight, open the menu, and get stronger.
  • First Battle: 1v3 Dire Wolves (Lightning Variant)
After I finished reading the message, 3 circles of light appeared about 10 meters away from me. From them, 3 gigantic wolves appeared and seemed to have lightning flowing throughout their body. All the fluffy little critters that were previously here got scared and immediately ran as far away as possible from the nearby area. Dark clouds seemed to have also covered the pure blue sky and the area no longer gave off a happy go lucky feeling¡­ Also, the 3 Dire Wolves in front of me also seemed to be surprised when they laid eyes on me. What, never seen a desk before? I''d like to talk to human resources please. Alright, enough joking around. Let''s see how strong the guys really are. Won''t do to get defeated this early on. I need to be strong enough to protect Ayako. I hope she''s okay...
Quest 0: Finish Tutorial
  • Basically move forward and don''t die
  • Reward: Keep everything you''ve worked so hard to have gained and ???
Quest 1: Opening the Menu/Status Screen.
  • Think Menu/Status
  • Reward: 1 companion crystal and 1 enhancement token
Quest 2: Defeat the Dire Wolves
  • Exactly what it sounds like
  • Reward: 1 random beast token
Alright, I guess I''ll start with Quest 1. Status.
Kevin Tsu Race: Sentient Object (Desk Variant) Lvl: 1 Titles:
  • The Library
  • The Living Desk
  • Psychic
  • Cupid
  • Hero
  • Good Murderer
Health: 90/100 Mana: 1000/1000 Strength: 20 Intelligence: 100 Defense: 10 Agility: 0 Vitality: 10 Wisdom: 105 Luck: 10 (Does not rise by using stat points) Charm: ? (Does not rise by using stat points) Skills:
  • Indentify (max)
  • Photographic Memory (max)
  • Intermediate Psychology (7/25)
  • Intermediate Telekinesis (1/25)
  • Intermediate Psychic Sense (1/25)
  • Language Mastery (max)
  • Advanced Technology Mastery (2/50)
  • Intermediate Cooking Mastery (1/50)
  • Advanced Mathematics Mastery (5/50)
  • Advanced Engineering Master (2/50)
  • Intermediate Herbology (5/25)
  • Intermediate Biochemistry (10/25)
  • Intermediate Massage (2/25)
  • Beginner Throwing Weapon Mastery (8/10)
  • Beginner Assassination (2/10)
Debuffs:
  • Wear and Tear - Permanent health decrease (-10) and low defense
  • Just an Object - Cannot self heal or move without outside help
Money: 0 gold
Rewarded: 1 companion crystal + 1 enhancement token
Sweet, I guess. I¡¯m guessing since I''m an object, my strength is because of how sturdy I am while my defense is so low because I can still easily be destroyed. My agility must be 0 because I''m not capable of movement without telekinesis while I suppose my vitality represents my total health. As for my intelligence and wisdom, I expected as much, I mean, I am a genius. I''m surprised my luck is a perfect starting 10 while there is nothing for my charm... Most likely it''s like that because I''m just a desk, oh well. Now, what do I do? Oh, the wolves look like they''re getting impatient. I guess I should start the fight then. Luckily I still have some tools inside me (I''m the type of desk with a cubby in it).
Reinforced Steel Paper Clips: Steel paper clips that have been modified by Kevin Tsu to withstand breaking the sound barrier. Adds +30 to strength when breaking the sound barrier, allowing for extra piercing power.
Cool, I knew these were powerful, but I didn''t think they''d increase my power by more than 100%. Now. Let''s see how strong these guys are. I looked straight at the 3 beasts as I got ready to fight the hardest battle of my life... Well, it wasn''t so much staring as it was me slightly shifting my body towards them, but you get the point. They took the movement as a sign of provocation and began their assault on me. Lightning flashed while fangs and claws made their way toward me. I would have been so screwed if I didn''t have such a high processing ability. I quickly acted by moving myself away from them while using some paper clips as lightning rods. At the same time, I had others simply insert themselves into the bodies of the behemoths in front of me. I had already long since memorized the anatomy of wolves, so I aimed for their weak points to try and see if my knowledge would help me in my current dilemma. I stabbed the tens of paper clips into their eyes, their underbelly, especially near their chest region, and their *cough* place that made them men. Hey, don''t look at me like that! I''ve never had one so I don''t know what it would feel like to have that done to me. When I do get one though, and it turns out to hurt beyond my imagination, then I''ll apologize. Until then, they came at me so I defended myself. End of story. Besides, I used my ability so much that I was down to 300 mana points. I could be in serious danger if I let the battle progress. Anyways, those attacks of mine proved to be a complete success.They were soon immobilized from the pain and could no longer fight back. I felt bad seeing such tough and evil looking creature reduced to such a state, so I put them out of their misery¡­
Rewarded: 1 random beast token
Looted: 1 Dire Wolf Cloak + Lightning Fang Saber + 3 Lightning Essence + 1879 gold
...I still feel bad. Did it really hurt that badly? I hope then that no one does that to me once I get a humanoid body...
Congratulations on finishing the first part of the tutorial. Now we will go over some important information concerning some of the games features. You have learned how to fight and open the menu, but now it is time to go over some of the information you saw on your menu as well as things such as the Shop. Health = Amount of life you have left. Usually, 0 means you are dead. Mana = Amount of energy you can use to perform certain abilities/skills Strength = Amount of force you can muster (Your ability to hold weight was used to judge the number) Intelligence = Ability to process/memorize (Also has an affect on the amount of mana you possess. Currently 1 int = 10 mana) Defense = How much damage you can absorb without taking damage Agility = How fast you can move (Your body cannot move without external help) Vitality = How fast you can heal (Your body cannot heal by itself. Currently 1 vit = 10 health) Wisdom = Your ability to make wise decisions (Also has an effect on your mana recovery. Currently 1 wis = 1 mana per 10 sec) Luck = How much good luck you possess (Normal people usually only have 1-2 points) Charm = How attractive you are to others (*Does not necessarily mean everyone likes you) As for the Shop, the Shop is a part of the system that allows people to purchase certain abilities and items. There are simple purchases where you use money and certain items to buy them, and then then there are types of drawing where the prizes you receive come in a wide range. To access the Shop, simply think the command and it will open up. If you have any more questions, please go to the customer service option in the Shop and ask one of our representatives. Happy gaming..
...Okay, so do I just wander this forest? Wth? I wasn''t even told what to do after this. Whatever, I''ll ask later. For now, let''s see what I can get~
Welcome to the Shop. Buying/Selling or Lottery?
Hmm¡­ Lottery.
Welcome to the Lottery Shop. The system has detected a random beast token and a companion crystal. Would you like to use them separately or would you like to use them together?
What''s the difference?
You can use the random beast token to get a creature from the random beast lottery while you can use the companion crystal to get a loyal companion from the companion lottery. By using both at the same time, you can access the exclusive beast companion lottery. You are guaranteed your beast is absolutely loyal to you and has a humanoid form.
Hmm¡­ Might as well do the exclusive one. I wanna see just how much my luck stat will affect this.
Acknowledged. Starting Beast Companion Lottery.
Oh, cool! I like how there''s even an animation of the lottery. Oh, the wheel¡¯s spinning! Come on, come to papa! Wait, I don''t even know which one is supposed to be the best. Oh, it''s stopping. Tick tick tick tack. *click* Oh¡­ It kinda landed on that tiny black strip that was between those two white strips. Aw, does that mean it was a dud? !!! Hold on, it turned gold!
Congratulations, Player Kevin Tsu. You have won four golden-tiered beast companions. Although not even close to the strongest tier, they do have the potential to make it that far by the skin of their teeth.
Gained: Azure Dragon (female) + Holy Qiln(female) + Terra Force Turtle(??male) + Pure Ice Phoenix(female)
And following that announcement, 4 clouds of smoke appeared right next to me. I was completely caught off guard and didn''t even get a chance to use my telekinesis to test out my new weapon I got from the Dire Wolves. I was just about to correct this mistake when I realized that they weren''t enemies. How did I know this? Well, the fact that the 5 of them were completely butt naked and sitting in a seiza position was a dead give away. Damn it, it''s times like these where I really wish I could transform¡­ wait, why are there 5, I thought there was supposed to be only 4? ?: Master. What, who''s there!? How can you disrupt my inner monologue? Dragon: It is I, master, the Azure Dragon. Qiln: And I am the Holy Qiln. Turtle(s): And we are the Terra Force Turtle. Phoenix: And I am the Pure Ice Phoenix. ¡°We are your most loyal servants, created for the purpose of serving you.¡± ¡­ Alright, well nice to meet you. No need to be so formal with me since we''ll be traveling for quite a while. Umm, could you put some clothes on or do I have to buy them from the Shop? Dragon: Master, please do not waste your valuable resources on servants of such low status such as ourselves. No, no, no. Don''t worry, I plan to abuse the heck out of you guys later on, it''s just I prefer you be as comfortable as possible. Phoenix: A-abuse *slurp* I see Phoenix is an M¡­ Anyways, answer my previous question. Qiln: Master, as golden-tiered servants we have the ability to create things as simple as clothes from the very matter around us. So why did you appear naked. Qiln: *blush* W-we are prepared to serve our master with everything we have¡­ ...Alright, so becoming a player was by far the best idea I¡¯ve ever had in the 300 or so years I''ve been alive. Now, If only I could find a shapeshifting ability in the shop then I could fully enjoy all this world has to offer¡­ By the way, why are there 2 turtles? Turtle (male): Our kind is born with 2 separate bodies and later on when we evolve further we will combine and choose 1 gender. Turtle: (female): This is done so as to gauge our master¡¯s preference. We could have chosen to have been created with 1 body but we wanted to be 100% sure of Master¡¯s tastes¡­ Well, I only like females, sorry. Thank you for putting so much thought into it though. Ah, don''t cry, don''t cry. Don''t worry, I''ll still treat you kindly. If anything, I''m happy you thought so much about me. Thank you. Turtle (male) : *sniffle* Master, I- Okay, put on some clothes before we go any further. That''s enough for today and it looks like the forest is getting dark. C¡¯mon, if you hurry up, I''ll let you guys sleep right next to me. *sparkle* Holy shit, this is like cult level loyalty at this point¡­ *sigh* I''ll think about everything else tomorrow. Still, I hope Ayako is okay... B1C2: A Man Needs To Man Up Spoiler: Spoiler *Yaaawn* Wow, now that was a good nap. I usually sleep lightly because I have no one to protect me while I cut off my senses from the outside world, but now that I had my 5 companions, I could finally sleep worry free. I really am thankful- why are the 4 of them grinding against the corners of my body while the male is over there making suspicious noises in the bushes!? Wtf you guys!!!!??? All of them: Hyaaaaaah! *slurp* *squirt* *pant* *shiver* *moan* ¡­¡­....So now I have 4 disheveled girls leaning on me, a guy in the bushes panting to the point that I would have easily mistaken him for a female, and I think this counts as me having lost my virginity(?)¡­ Well, at least the male did it in the bushes and I wasn''t really focusing on him. Seriously though, how did you guys even get off from a desk!? Dragon: W-we couldn''t help ourselves master. As we saw you so defenseless, we couldn''t stop our desires¡­ Phoenix: M-master, don''t punish them, I volunteer myself to take upon all the punishment you have for them~ Quiln: Y-you are quite hard master? Turtle (female): M-master¡¯s body has a hardness to it that makes me feel inferior. Turtle (male): Such perfect defense~ Alright, thank you for the compliments but that last one was not necessary, not to mention that my defense stat sucks. Okay, come on, put your clothes on. Trust me, I''ve got 300 years of pent up libido in me, you''ll get way more than what you can handle so just wait for the perfect place and when I can finally change into a human form. Okay? Now hurry up. All of them: Y-yes master! Good, now after you''re done changing we¡¯ll go hunting and make our plans for the future. To do this, I need to know more about your abilities and also more about how this ¡°game¡± works. The tutorial really only talked about the very basics so there is still a lot I don''t know. Dragon: Of course master, we will make sure to tell you all that we know. Okay. So for now, clean yourselves off, you guys aren''t looking ready to travel. Seriously, I still can''t fathom how you came so much just from that¡­ All of them: *blush* 30 minutes later... Okay, now that you''ve all relieved your stress, do you guys feel better and like you can focus. All of them except Phoenix: *nod* Phoenix, if you keep doing this just to satisfy yourself, I won''t listen to your desires anymore¡­ Phoenix: I-I can focus! Then stop looking so dejected. Okay, first off, can you guys show me your status screen or something? Qiln: Of course master, we are, after all, your eternal property. ...I''m unconsciously creating a cult, aren''t I? Qiln: Master? Nothing. So, please show me your guys¡¯ status screen.
Azure Dragon (female) Race: Azure Dragon (Golden-tier) Lvl: 1/100 Titles: Loyal Servant Extreme Pervert Eternal Companion Dragon Princess Health: 10,000/10,000 Mana: 200/200 Strength: 150 Intelligence: 20 Defense: 100 Agility: 170 Vitality: 1000 Wisdom: 25 Luck: 7 Charm: 10 Skills: Identify (max) Intermediate Spatial Magic (1/25) English Language (max) Dragon Language (max) Intermediate Beast Language (5/25) Primordial Creation (1/100) Debuffs: Heat - If not given satisfaction, will slowly lose sanity(5 days left)
Holy Qiln (female) Race: Holy Qiln (Golden-tier) Lvl: 1/100 Titles: Loyal Servant Extreme Pervert Eternal Companion Royal Qiln Health: 8,000/8,000 Mana: 1500/1500 Strength: 95 Intelligence: 150 Defense: 50 Agility: 250 Vitality: 800 Wisdom: 120 Luck: 7 Charm: 10 Skills: Identify (max) Intermediate Light Magic (1/25) Intermediate Thunder Magic (1/25) English Language (max) Qiln Language (max) Intermediate Beast Language (5/25) Primordial Creation (1/100) Debuffs: Heat - If not given satisfaction, will slowly lose sanity(5 days left)
Terra Force Turtle (female) Race: Terra Force Turtle (Golden-tier) Lvl: 1/100 Titles: Loyal Servant Extreme Pervert Eternal Companion Dual Souls Turtle Princess Health: 15,000/15,000 Mana: 1000/1000 Strength: 10 Intelligence: 100 Defense: 275 Agility: 170 Vitality: 1500 Wisdom: 80 Luck: 7 Charm: 10 Skills: Identify (max) Intermediate Support Magic (1/25) Intermediate Nature Magic (1/25) English Language (max) Aquatic Race Language (max) Intermediate Beast Language (5/25) Primordial Creation (1/100) Debuffs: Heat - If not given satisfaction, will slowly lose sanity(5 days left)
Terra Force Turtle (male) Race: Terrace Force Turtle (Golden-tier) Lvl: 1/100 Titles: Loyal Servant Extreme Pervert Eternal Companion Dual Souls Turtle Prince Health: 15,000/15,000 Mana: 1000/1000 Strength: 10 Intelligence: 100 Defense: 275 A case of content theft: this narrative is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation. Agility: 170 Vitality: 1500 Wisdom: 90 Luck: 7 Charm: 10 Skills: Identify (max) Intermediate Support Magic (1/25) Intermediate Plant Magic (1/25) Intermediate Earth Magic (1/25) English Language (max) Aquatic Race Language (max) Intermediate Beast Language (5/25) Primordial Creation (1/100) Debuffs: Heat - If not given satisfaction, will slowly lose sanity(5 days left)
Pure Ice Phoenix (female) Race: Pure Ice Phoenix (Golden-tier) Lvl: 1/100 Titles: Loyal Servant Extreme Pervert Eternal Companion Phoenix Heiress Health: 10,000/10,000 Mana: 1500/1500 Strength: 50 Intelligence: 150 Defense: 100 Agility: 170 Vitality: 1000 Wisdom: 120 Luck: 7 Charm: 10 Skills: Identify (max) Intermediate Ice Magic (1/25) Intermediate Fire Magic (1/25) English Language (max) Phoenix Language (max) Intermediate Beast Language (5/25) Primordial Creation (1/100) Debuffs: Heat - If not given satisfaction by a suitable mate periodically, will slowly lose sanity(5 days left)
Well you guys truly live up to the light show the lottery did...I''m just gonna ignore that debuff for now, so what exactly are the use of titles? Turtle (female): Titles can simply be there due to meeting certain requirements to show off, or they can give extra effects. They can be hidden, but those with special skills or items may be able to see them. Hm¡­ So what are the effects of these titles?
Loyal Servant: +20% all stats when protecting the individual''s master (excluding luck and charm). Can never betray the person acknowledged as their master, even if influenced by mind magic (title has no effect if servant no longer acknowledges the person as their master of their own free will).
Extreme Pervert: A title awarded to individuals who have extremely unusual fetishes, such as giving your first time to an inanimate object or relieving ¡°stress¡± in an open area without caring if others might be around.
Eternal Companion: Bound to player Kevin Tsu. Can never die as long as player Kevin Tsu exists. Soul takes refuge in Player''s soul if physical body destroyed.
...So even the system had a title for what they did this morning¡­ I feel like I already know what they mean, but what about the last ones?
Dragon Princess: A title given to those of a high class dragon lineage.
Royal Qiln: A title given to those of high class qiln lineage.
Turtle Princess/Prince: A title given to those of high class aquatic(turtle) lineage.
Phoenix Heiress: A title given to those of high class phoenix lineage.
Dual Souls: A title given to individuals who share the same soul.
...So these 5 are actually royalty¡­ I don''t know how this world has survived this long if its rulers are like this. Dragon: Master? Nothing, oh yeah, what does my status look like now?
Kevin Tsu Race: Sentient Object (Desk Variant) Lvl: 30/30 (300 unused stat points) Rank Up Available Titles: The Library The Living Desk Psychic Cupid Hero Good Murderer Health: 90/100 Mana: 2000/2000 Strength: 50 Intelligence: 200 Defense: 10 Agility: 0 Vitality: 10 Wisdom: 130 Luck: 10 (Does not rise by using stat points) Charm: ? (Does not rise by using stat points) Skills: Identify(max) Photographic Memory (max) Intermediate Psychology (7/25) Intermediate Telekinesis (1/25) Intermediate Psychic Sense (1/25) Language Mastery (max) Advanced Technology Mastery (2/50) Intermediate Cooking Mastery (1/50) Advanced Mathematics Mastery (5/50) Advanced Engineering Master (2/50) Intermediate Herbology (5/25) Intermediate Biochemistry (10/25) Intermediate Massaging (2/25) Beginner Throwing Weapon Mastery (8/10) Beginner Assassination (2/10) Debuffs: Wear and Tear - Permanent health decrease (-10) and low defense Just an Object - Cannot self heal or move without outside help Money: 1879 gold
The Library: A title given to individuals who have stored up knowledge for centuries. Gives skill Photographic Memory (max)
The Living Desk: A title given to a desk who has somehow gained sentience (unique for being the only one to ever have this title)
Psychic: Makes it easier to raise the level of psychic related skills and learn new ones.
Cupid: A title awarded to individuals who can recognize romance. *The goddess of love has noticed your actions and sent you a gift.
Hero: A title awarded to individuals who are recognized by many to be a ¡°hero¡±. *The god of heroes has noticed your actions and sent you a gift.
Good Murderer: +10% damage against sentient beings. A title awarded because you have killed without much remorse. Since your actions were technically justified, there are no negative effects and righteous people who see this title will not be wary of you.
...Gods? Hey, do you guys know what this means? Phoenix: It means that master has managed to gain the recognition of higher-tier beings. This is amazing! Master is the coolest~ Alright, stop kissing up to me. So, how exactly do I get the gifts they sent me? Qiln: All master has to do is check your email. I have an email? Wow that tutorial barely told me anything¡­ I guess all I have to do is press this little letter button on the right side of my status screen¡­
Email(s) Goddess of Love: Good job making all those couples fall in love. I dislike seeing people miss their once in a lifetime opportunity to get together with their soulmates and instead settle on someone they only feel comfortable around. I can''t interfere much due to certain laws, so I was very excited to see someone help them out in my place. Here, a token of my appreciation. May your story be more joyous than tragic. Accept Gift y/n God of Heroes: Hahahaha, well done my boy. There are times for mercy and there are times for slaughter, and you know exactly just how far to go. Keep doing what you''re doing, enjoy. Accept Gift y/n
. ..Accept I guess?
Gained: Relationship Meter Ring + Royal Emblem (Tsu Household)
Gained Title ¡°Founder of Tsu Household¡±: +10% all stats(exception of luck and charm). A title given to the founder of the Tsu household.
Relationship Meter Ring: A ring that allows the wearer to see the relationship between 2 individuals. Black is hate, Grey is indifference, White is goodwill, Pink is affection, Red is true love, and Blood Red is fanaticism. *(Feelings can change)
Royal Emblem(Tsu Household): An emblem with a picture of the household¡¯s founder, Kevin Tsu. It shows that one is a part of Tsu household.
...So I got something that''ll tell me how people feel about one another even though I can already tell things about them at a glance, and I got something that makes it so that I¡¯ve officially created a faction before I had any more time to prepare and gather information¡­ thank you, gods are the best. *sigh* Well, at least I can use the ring to check to see how accurate my psychological skills are and I don''t have to waste time trying to establish a faction. Alright, so do I have to invite you guys or... Dragon: As your property, we have already been added into your household. As proof, we even received an emblem just like yours. I see¡­ okay, now that we''ve got that out of the way, I want to know more about this rank up I have. Qiln: Master, you can rank up!? Well, yeah. Oh right, you guys weren''t there. I beat some Dire wolves and got cool stuff and I guess my level raised up to 30, so now I can rank up. Dragon: Master, this means you can change your race! It is hard for an individual to rank up, even if they have a lower criteria to do so. What are your options!? Well, it wasn''t that hard for me¡­ let''s check out my options. Maybe one of them can get me a human form and I don''t have to spend stuff in the shop to get it.
Rank up options: Sentient Object (Table Variant): become an unordinary table. Druid: gain a humanoid form with the ability to attune to nature more easily. Dark Royal Druid: gain a humanoid form. While you gain the ability to attune much more easily to nature, you can also control it''s dark aspects¡­
...Hey guys, what''s a dark royal druid? Qiln: I''ve never heard of it¡­ Phoenix: Is it a unique race? Turtles: We have no knowledge on a variant of the ¡°druid¡± race other than ¡°royal druid¡±. Dragon: I''m sorry master, none of us have ever heard of that race. Did it show up as one of our choices? Yeah, do you think I should choose it? Qiln: Master, that is not for us to decide. Everything is your decision. Just know that no matter what, we will always stay with you. But we¡¯ve only known each other for a day, and your title sa- Qiln: *kiss* Master, do not worry. The fact that you are worrying about our well-being so much proves to us that it was not a mistake for you to be our master. C¡¯mon, don''t try to shift the conversation with a generic speech like tha- Dragon: Sometimes speeches like that are effective, otherwise people would have never made stories about them. ...When did you guys become so mature? Or is this just because you''re in heat? Phoenix: We''ll always be mature when you need us. Ha, sure¡­ so are you guys fine with me picking such an ominous sounding race like ¡°dark royal druid¡±? All of them: *nod* Alright then my cult in the making. Just remember when you guys try to run and I never let you go¡­ I gave you a chance. I choose ¡°dark royal druid¡± as my new race.
Acknowledged. Now beginning racial transformation. 47% chance of success. Please standby.
Wow, not even a solid 50. Actually, now that I''ve just thought about it, is this gonna hurt- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Son of a b*tch!!!!! And so, I went through about 2 hours of pure agony as my body was constantly being broken down and then reformed. The first 10 minutes I could still tell I was in the shape of a desk. By the half an hour mark I was just a puddle of goo on the floor. By the first hour I started growing organs. By the first hour and a half I had already formed a skeleton and some muscles. Then by the 2 hour mark I felt the pain stop. In my entire 300 years of living, never once had I ever experienced such agony. In fact, the only thing that was on my mind other than wanting the process to be done quicker was that the race I chose better have been worth it. If not, I wouldn''t be in my human form when I finally made those 4 please me (though I''m sure it would have no effect on Phoenix). Haaaaaaaaah, finally, it''s over. Hm? Is this what it''s like to have an actual body that moves? Weird, I feel that I don''t have to breathe though. Is this a characteristic of my new race? I can at least move my body since using psychic powers always required more control, but the process still feels a bit awkward. I feel like I can still see with my 360 degree vision, but I can also just choose to see with my regular eyes. I also feel like I can sense something around me...hm? I wonder what my face looks like. I can at least tell my skin color is a nice tan while my hair is jet black. I guess I''ll try standing for now. Me: oof!! My followers: Master! Me: W-what the heck!? What''s gotten into you 4. Get off me! And where''s the male? (Damn, I got one sweet ass voice...) Phoenix: He went to go relieve himself in the bushes since he knew the sight of him while you engaged in the act would bother you. Me: And what exactly am I about to engage in? (I think I know where this is going...) Turtle (female): Sexual intercourse of course, after all, master gave us his word. Me: Uh-huh, and I also said to wait for the perfect time and place. Dragon: Master, you need to test the capabilities of your body first, right? Allow us to test them first hand? Me: Haha. No. Trust me, doing it right here and now would be nice and all, while maybe also allowing me to clear mind, but I feel like my story needs some more progression before that happens. At least wait until we get to a town or something. I want to make sure we''re well prepared. This is ¡°hell¡± difficulty after all. Qiln: Master, please. Our debuff is too strong, and as our master, you''re the only suitable mate we acknowledge. As the master, you must be responsible for your slaves?_? Me: ...Haaaaaah, I''ll see what I can do. First let me check to see what my new race can do. I only got a pretty brief description¡­(I really hope I don''t revert into a crazed sex fiend because of this, I don''t want 300 years of knowledge to go to waste.)
Kevin Tsu Race: Dark Royal Druid Sub: Sentient Object (Desk Variant) Lvl: 1/100 (300 unused stat points) Titles: The Library The Living Desk Psychic Cupid Hero Good Murderer Member of an Extinct Race Dual Race Man of Extreme Luck Health: 1000/1000 Mana: 2500/2500 Strength: 100 Intelligence: 250 Defense: 40 Agility: 60 Vitality: 100 Wisdom: 1100 Luck: 11 (Does not rise by using stat points) Charm: 10.1569... (Does not rise by using stat points) Skills: Identify(max) Photographic Memory (max) Intermediate Psychology (7/25) Intermediate Telekinesis (1/25) Intermediate Psychic Sense (1/25) Language Mastery (max) Advanced Technology Mastery (2/50) Intermediate Cooking Mastery (1/50) Advanced Mathematics Mastery (5/50) Advanced Engineering Master (2/50) Intermediate Herbology (5/25) Intermediate Biochemistry (10/25) Intermediate Massaging (2/25) Beginner Throwing Weapon Mastery (8/10) Beginner Assassination (2/10) Beginner Nature Magic (1/10) Beginner Life Magic (1/10) Beginner Death Magic (1/10) Beginner Summoning (1/10) Desk Transformation (max) Debuffs: Pressured: More likely to make rash decisions. Money: 1879 gold
Member of an Extinct Race: Given to individuals who race change to a race that has long since died out.
Dual Race: Given to individuals who have developed a sub race. Non-related races will now be classified as a sub race whenever rank up occurs.
Man of Extreme Luck: +1 luck. Given to individuals who end up winning a bet with high stakes 2 consecutive times.
Beginner Life Magic: Gives access to basic life magic such as healing or purifying magic.
Beginner Death Magic: Gives access to basic death magic such as necromancy or debuff magic.
Beginner Summoning Magic: Gives access to basic Summoning magic such as taming, spawning and contracting.
My messed up charm stat aside, I got some pretty good stuff, though I assume once I meet other people I might just be below average in general. While I''m not that surprised my new race is rare, I didn''t think that it''s actually extinct¡­ well, hopefully I won''t have to deal with discrimination or something further down the line. Cool that I get to keep my old race and I can even go back to being a desk. That''ll help a ton when trying to hide. Anyways, can I do anything with magic to help them? Me: Hey guys, how can I- Stop staring at me like that! And why are you guys gaining animal features? The 4 of them had started gaining features pertaining to their race, for example Dragon grew scales, Qiln¡¯s body became paler, Turtle¡¯s skin started becoming green, and Phoenix started to have steam coming off of her while her breath became visible. Dragon: Master, if you don''t relieve us soon, we won''t be able to hold ourselves back. *twitch* If anything, we''ll revert back to our beast forms and go with our instincts. ...So I''m either going to have my first time with ¡°human¡± women, or be raped by horny animals... Well I''m no furry, so I''m going with option one. I better not get that extreme pervert title because of this. *sigh* Okay, let''s hurry it up, I don''t want to waste a whole day doing thi- And what followed that were a series of events that if described poorly would surely make the fan base flip out. I would just like to point out though¡­ it wasn''t my fault. Things go 18+ here. Spoiler: Spoiler Not even letting me finish, the 4 girls in heat pounced on me. There were both good and bad news when this happened. Thankfully I had no clothes on, otherwise I''m pretty sure they would have been ripped to shreds by the insane females on top of me. The bad news? I had no clothes on so I instantly reacted. Hey, don''t judge me! Not to mention the fact that I was still getting used to my new body, I was also being pushed down by 4 now naked females with a full view of their entire bodies, it''s basically the hardest try not to get hard challenge anyone could have come up with. Though I sometimes watched girls changing in the classroom or ended up watching couples do it when they though no one was in the classroom, it was an entirely different feeling when you were the one involved. So for those of you perverted enough to care, I guess I''ll narrate this scene for you. A tan skinned, black haired young man was about to be violated by 4 heavily breathing girls. While any other guy might find this experience enviable, the person involved felt that it was just a pain. Still, he had resigned himself to his fate and decided that he might as well enjoy his actual first time. He had an idea on what to do, but before he could do anything¡­ Me: Um, guys, I can''t do anything if you hold me down. By the way, the male is gonna be alright, right? Turtle: Do not worry master, his senses are in tune with mine, so it will be like he''s experiencing what is about to happen himself. And with that, I need some ero to get that image out of my head. Me; Good job, you¡¯ve convinced me to actually go along with this. *lick* Huh, so this is what it''s like to taste¡­ I kinda want more. Turtle: Hyah! Master, not so quick? And with that, the man lost his reason. Well, the fact that another woman was currently servicing him with her mouth and another pair had placed his hands on their chests might have helped, but the end result was still the same. He no longer had any thoughts to stop. He furiously licked the green hair loli¡¯s secret spot while she convulsed and moaned with each movement as his skills improved finding the right areas to invade. At the same time, however, he also played with the chests of the yellow haired and red haired women, as they shivered in ecstasy. Of course, the man still had a time limit considering it was his first time feeling such pleasure, so within 5 minutes he had his first ejaculation. Me: ...I don''t think I can walk away from the sex-fiend path¡­ The man who was previously only wood and metal had found something in life that he never would have expected, and he felt that it was something he wouldn''t be able to live without. He had a feeling of satisfaction as he saw the purple haired female in front of him with his essence dribbling down her mouth as she seductively looked at him while she swallowed it. After that, the man simply enjoyed himself at the newfound wonders of the flesh with his 4 happy to oblige retainers. He tried many new things with them, and at the end of it all, he simply lied down with them on the now fluid covered Dire Wolf Cloak. If the entire event that occurred within the 3 hours were to be put in words, it would at least take an entire chapter to do so. ...Alright, I''m liking my new experiences so far. Glad you talked me into this. How about you guys? By the end of all of it, the 4 girls were barely conscious. How is this possible when they have such high stats you might ask? Well, the fact that Kevin had had an Intermediate massage skill might be enough to cover the gap. After all, not only did they not have any experience with men, they were in heat which oversensualized them. All Kevin had to do was touch them the right way and they were like putty in his hands. As for the male Turtle, Kevin later found out from the female that he had passed out in a nearby area from the stimulation. Needless to say, Kevin did not appreciate the added detail. B1C3: My character is going down the wrong path... It''s been 3 days since I discovered how nice it is to have a ¡°human¡± body, and I can say with complete confidence¡­ I now know why mankind invented porn. Don''t get me wrong, I didn''t waste the entire time learning the important functions of my new form, I also tried getting things done over these past 3 days¡­ Well, let''s just say that I tried a lot harder at night ba-dum-tis! In all serious though, here''s a recap of what really happened these past 3 days¡­ Flashback Dragon: Master, why do you continuously mumble Ayako in your sleep? Oh sh*t, I said that out loud!? Well, hopefully the 5 of them aren''t too yandere, otherwise sh*t is about to go down¡­ Might as well explain my relationship with Ayako as accurate as possible. Wouldn''t want there to be any misunderstandings. Me: She''s the woman I want to marry if I end up marrying anyone at all. She''s mine. (10/10 reply, but I might have triggered some feminazis...) Qiln: So she is Master¡¯s fiance? Me: Mm¡­ I guess you could say that. She did technically promise to marry me eventually. (I still find it hilarious how I managed to convince people to allow for humans to marry inanimate objects. Luckily people were already trying to marry anime girls, so I just tweaked what they wanted and bam!) You guys jealous? Phoenix: Master, we are your servants, not to mentions beasts. In our opinion, it is normal for a strong male to have several females. Turtle: Master, how exactly did you meet her? Tell us, tell us! Me: Well, I guess I could... Flashception It was a couple of years ago when I first met her. She was young back then, barely entering the first grade. I had just transferred to her school since I had decided to take a break from the constant information being taught at higher level classes. It was never hard for me to change schools since I just had to hack the school''s system or just find a place that had similar looking desks (in recent years though, this became harder and harder to do since only low budget schools or schools for the rich would use old fashioned desks). On the first day of the new school year, I was simply lying down basking in the sunlight enjoying the view which made me feel good inside. Seriously, a child''s happiness has the power to make anyone''s day better. I wish humanity had taken up my proposal on how to weaponize the magic of children... And then I saw her, my future waifu. I didn''t think much of her at that moment, but she did end up choosing me as her seat so I decided to memorize her cute little face. I noticed that she seemed to have Asian heritage and that even though she smiled there was a type of sadness in her eyes. None of the other students noticed this and just chose to laugh and talk with their friends completely ignoring her, after all, most kids her age would be ignorant when it came to reading someone''s emotions and the boys wouldn''t be interested in the opposite sex just yet. And so she just spent the rest of the day like this, only talking if spoken too and keeping to herself. I was worried about her, so I decided to observe her and look for clues as to why she acted the way she did. And look and behold, I did find what I was looking for. Luckily Ayako had a journal that she would write in every day, and from her writing I found out what was happening to cause her such grief. (Actually, now that I think about it, how did a first grader write so perfectly¡­ whatever.) It was a classic example of household abuse. Her father would often go home drunk and beat his wife, occasionally also bringing poor Ayako into it as well. The wife could do nothing though since she felt that she was responsible for causing their family to end up in their current state. You see, it turned out that Ayako¡¯s mom used to be your average little rich mistress. She was the daughter of the CEO of a wealthy company and had almost gotten engaged with another man when she stumbled across Ayako¡¯s father. He was just a simple servant of her family who did not hold any feelings for her, but nonetheless Ayako¡¯s mother was obsessed with him after he saved her life (not that clear on the details). She eventually managed to seduce him and she later became pregnant with Ayako. After that, her family disowned her and she married Ayako¡¯s father with what little money they had. Ever since then, Ayako¡¯s father struggled to provide for them and the stress seemed to have broken him since according to what Ayako¡¯s mother told Ayako, her father used to be the ¡°nicest man in the entire world¡±. I didn''t want Ayako to keep suffering in that environment anymore, so I decided to gradually pull some strings to have child protective services bring her in and mysteriously leave some money for her parents (I know how to use/hack online banks); however, fate had other plans in store. One day towards the end of the school year, Ayako suddenly wrote down something extremely disturbing down, something that I never expected to happen to a girl so young that I knew personally. She was nearly raped by her father. She didn''t know that she was almost raped, but from her description of the situation, I knew she almost was. Luckily her mother managed convince her drunk father to take her place just in time; however, it was only a matter of time until it happened. In her journal, she wrote, ¡°Please, someone take me away from them, I don''t want to go home¡± I was so heartbroken by this that I broke my rule about not interacting with others and proceed to rub her her head by creating a hand out of air. She seemed shocked by this at first but it seems like she enjoyed the feeling of affection as she soon took a nap with her head on me. Once I knew she was really asleep, I decided that I needed to do something. So to prevent the purity of the precious little angel in front of me, I did the only logical thing someone in this situation would do. I murdered the f*ck out of her father. Seriously, I straight up stabbed nearly every part of his body with knives, paper clips, and nails, even his junk though I''m pretty sure he was long since dead so he didn''t feel it. And so Ayako was sent to live with relatives from the side of her father and her mother was freed of her father¡­ she soon suicided though since she still loved him and didn''t want to part with him. (I think it''s safe to assume she wasn''t exactly the sanest woman on the planet...) Seriously, what a depressing story that was, right? Well, there was still a silver lining to all of this. The day Ayako was supposed to go to live with her relatives she visited me once more. I honestly didn''t expect her to do this, but I was completely caught off guard by what she said. I mean, she spoke way to fluently and seriously for a first grader, like she became an entirely different person or she had completely grown up in the few days I had not seen her. Ayako: Mom told me once that if someone saves you, you belong to them. I asked mom what that means and she said that I become your wife. Thank you. No matter what you are, I belong to you. ...I didn''t respond not because I couldn''t, but because my mind was trying to process what was just said. I mean, how do you react when a little girl with the aura of a mature woman says you basically own her!? Really, that girl acted so mature but I bet she didn''t even really think through what she said at the time. I didn''t take what she said at that moment too seriously, but I think that deep down at that moment, those words planted a seed deep in my heart, one that would sprout when I once again met her in a few years (and yes, I''m speaking metaphorically since I have no organs). Imagine that, me, a being some two hundred years old had its heart moved by a first grader, and I wasn''t even into little kids. If I didn''t know any better, I''d say that that there was more to her that meets the eye.Enjoying the story? Show your support by reading it on the official site. Fast forward a few years. It''d been almost 16 years since I last saw that little girl, but her image had yet to leave my mind. I found myself for some reason being compelled to go back to the elementary school where I met her. For the past 2 years, I had stayed in the same class as back then to try and see if she would make good on her promise. I didn''t mind waiting for a few more years, after all, I wanted to see just how much she had grown up. Suddenly, an hour after school had ended, I felt someone opened the door to the classroom. During those days, I usually kept my spiritual sense only up to the classroom so that I could save energy which is why I didn''t notice her coming. And then I heard an unfamiliar voice yet nostalgic tone. Something that sent ripple through my subvonscious. Ayako: ...Are you here? Black hair that moved with each step she took, a nice firm butt enough to awaken any man''s hidden desires, blue eyes that sucked one''s soul in, a voice that did not lose out to the world''s top idols, and a cup-size not to big but well above the average. Yup, her growth had far exceeded my expectations by a large margin. For the first time in awhile, I actually wished that I had a human form so that I could **** and ***** her while ********** all night long. To be able take me feel that way when I wasn''t even affected by teenage hormones, now that was quite the accomplishment. Ayako: ...I might not be able to see you, but I can tell you''re here. I''m not transferring to here, I''m transferring to xxx, I became a student teacher. The classroom looks similar to here, so it should help you if you choose to go with me. I''ll be waiting. With those words and a gentle smile, she turned back towards the exit and slowly closed the door. For the next few minutes, all I could do was focus on the image that had replaced my memory of the helpless little girl I once knew. And then I flew out the window at top speed. Seriously, you can''t call yourself a straight man if you don''t respond to blatant provocation from a high tier beauty like that! (Unless you''re not single¡­ well, if something happens to you like me where I get a girl that''s okay with harem, the good for you ) Flashception end Me: And that''s how I met my lovable little wife. Qiln: Master¡¯s world sounds very interesting. So what were you doing with Miss Ayako during the time you were with her. It also sounds like she was special just like master. Me: Huh, I guess you''re right. I never really pried into her secrets all that much. I''ll have to confront her about it when we next meet. By the way, grinding is fun and all, but when do we leave this area? There''s only low level monsters here and I feel like we have enough money now. I want to know where we''ll be going to next before I buy stuff, who knows if we''ll need something that we end up not buying from the Shop. For the past few days, all we''d been doing was hunting monsters and grinding for levels and materials. None of the monsters here were as strong as the Dire Wolves I fought when I first came here, but the levels were welcomed and the non-important items were sold to the shop and used to buy better equipment. I wondered why this area was so low level despite having chosen hell level difficulty. I also tested out my new abilities. Nature, Life, Death, and Summoning Magic. According to my 4 followers, nature had to do with plants and animals, life had to do with healing and energy, death had to do with curses and necromancy, and summoning allowed me to make contracts with other beings, allowing me to summon them at a moment''s notice to my side. I''ve now got an army of cute, adorable, fluffy, and ravenous monsters, monsters like orcs and goblins, and some undead versions of them like deletions and zombies. I also managed to get some spirits/elementals following me, though they''re still pretty low level right now. The good news is though that my personal army is portable, and I can choose to have them in my own dimension, though they become frozen and no time passes for them until I summon them back out. Until I get to intermediate, summoning them back out makes me use up mana which is why I''ve been grinding as much as I can, which isn''t easy. Turns out that raising the levels of skills takes a really long time, even if it''s a genius like me. I mean, Just look at where I am now.
Kevin Tsu Race: Dark Royal Druid Sub: Sentient Object (Desk Variant) Lvl: 20/100 (0 unused stat points) Titles: The Library The Living Desk Psychic Cupid Hero Good Murderer Member of an Extinct Race Dual Race Man of Extreme Luck Health: 4000/4000 Mana: 2500/2500 Strength: 100 Intelligence: 1250 Defense: 60 Agility: 60 Vitality: 400 Wisdom: 1100 Luck: 11 (Does not rise by using stat points) Charm: 10.1569... (Does not rise by using stat points) Skills: Identify(max) Photographic Memory (max) Intermediate Telekinesis (2/25) Intermediate Psychic Sense (3/25) Language Mastery (max) Advanced Technology Mastery (2/50) Intermediate Cooking Mastery (2/25) Advanced Mathematics Mastery (5/50) Advanced Engineering Master (2/50) Intermediate Herbology (6/25) Intermediate Biochemistry (10/25) Intermediate Massaging (7/25) Intermediate Throwing Weapon Mastery (1/25) Beginner Assassination (5/10) Beginner Nature Magic (3/10) Beginner Life Magic (3/10) Beginner Death Magic (3/10) Beginner Summoning (4/10) Desk Transformation (max) Debuffs: Pressured: More likely to make rash decisions. Money: 1879 gold
Okay, so maybe I was exaggerating a bit on how hard it is to level up my abilities. But remember, this is the fruit born from nearly 3 days of straight grinding. I only really had night to relax (apparently I still count as an object so I have no hunger bar, though I like eating dinner). And so, 3 days passed by quietly¡­ except at night. (Dammit Kevin, stop. Mentioning. Your. Sex life!) Actually, that was pretty much the only time I changed into my human form for the most part. I felt more comfortable just being my normal desk self whenever there was no need for¡­ human organs¡­*cough* Flashback End Me: And that is basically all that happened. Dragon: Master, why do you monologue so much? Me: Because when I write about my story, I want it to be first person pov and to be as accurate as to what I was thinking at the time as possible. My perfect memory should let me recall my exact words on things, so this should save me a whole lot of time. Phoenix: ...Master is quite eccentric. Me: Phoenix, if you try to anger me just to satisfy your fetish, I''ll just stick to neglect play and won''t do what happens at night anymore. Phoenix: hah?, p-please don''t do that master!!! Punish this filthy per- System: 4 days complete. Now it is time to start choosing which world you would like to go to next. Please pick carefully, as whichever one you choose will be open to other players playing the tutorial, regardless of the difficulty they set. The difficulty of the world will be adjusted to the average of the difficulty level of all players who choose the world. Example: An easy difficulty person ending up in a world with a difficulty of hell because 80% of the players who chose it had hell difficulty. Me: ...I''m not eccentric! My followers: That''s what you care about!? Note: S*x will not be mentioned that much in jokea that much later on... unless you guys like the slight mentions.