《The Book of meme》


 The legend of The Memelords

    "Long ago in a sacred place known simply as the Internet, there lived great and powerful beings known as Memelords".


    "The being varied greatly from the kindest of souls to the most piece of shit thing you ever will lay your eyes on".


    "They could make anything laugh and I mean anything using their extremely diverse jokes and humor from Satan to rainbowdash they could use the darkest of humor or the most innocent of jokes, they would find a way of making you laugh from walking into a bar jokes or burning down an orphanage because they threw a paper ball at you".If you come across this story on Amazon, it''s taken without permission from the author. Report it.


    "They were both RUTHLESS and kind and I am here to tell you some of the most famous of the Memelords stories".

 The Legend Never Dies

    "long ago in the distant land of lords, Lordran I know the name is quite bland but it is quite fitting considering everything that lives there


    There lived a mighty being he was once a great and powerful memelord known as giantdad, but he was cast down by the other lords of the council of meme.


    The all powerful and mighty Lord Gaben cast giantdad down to the land of the mortals for abusing his power and killing all the other lesser Memelords, saying they were "Filthy Casul Skrubs that needed to git gud or git rekt".


    "So while he was angrily climbing down the mountain of games made from Lord Gaben''s Steam library he was kicked off the mountain by some angry lesser Memelords that had respawned after he had killed them. So now as giantdad is falling off the stupidly fucking high mountain of Steam games he was contemplating his revenge plan."If you discover this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation.


    "He soon realized he had no fucking possible way of killing Lord Gaben so he practically instantly gave up on that idea, And instead was just forced to angrily insult Lord Gaben''s mother


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    SEVERAL DECADES LATER


    "As giantdad was still there next to Lord Gaben''s steam game mountain falling down he finally notice the bottom of the mountain".


    "Several hundred miles down...."


    "So as giantdad waited while staring at the far off ground he wondered on what he would do so he just said he''ll find out when he gets there".


    "So as he landed and caused a massive crater he a group of glowing multicolored people, the first one normal one white and the last one golden yellow he spoke his legendary and most famous words while doing his legendary gesture".


    "WELL WHAT IS IT?!"

 The Legends Still Going

    ''The chosen undead didn''t know what was happening he was just walking up to Anor Londo''s gate and suddenly he heard a massive explosion and dust was flown everywhere, the sound nearly deafened him and his summoned bodyguards.''


    ''As he looked up he saw a humanoid creature walking out of the dust cloud with a massive sword, golden armor a decorative green shield and a somewhat disturbing mask with dark holes for the eyes and mouth.''


    ''The creature then spread it arms wide still holding the sword in one in a gesture showing his high confidence and in a booming voice said something that he could not understand due to him being Nearly deaf due to the creatures crash a minute earlier. The creature then suddenly charged forward sword raised high and cleanly bisected his first summon in one simple swing of his mighty blade. As he and his summon stood there in shock the creature took the chance to swing his blade again and nearly bisected his other summon as well but he managed to roll and only got his stomach ripped open from the swing but before he could take a chug of his bottle of Sunny-D it took ANOTHER swing and then managed to bisect my other summon. As my summoned phantom took his last gurgling breathes the creature walked up to me and said in my ear


    "THE LEGEND NEVER DIES"


    ''Then as he was kicking me off the Anor Londo bridge the last thing I saw of him was him doing his gesture before I hit the cold stone with a wet crunch.''Unauthorized usage: this narrative is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings.


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    "As giantdad was wiping the filthy casuls blood off of zweihander he was having a mental rant about "Filthy casuls and their Sunny-D chugging ganksquads" he could however easily take care of any and all ganksquads he still hated the fact that they would just resurrect and ganksquads some other poor skrubs in a corner after he had left the area to go kill some more filthy Casul skrubs."


    "As he was walking up the stairs he noticed some very tall men dressed in armor that looked exactly like giantdads armor minus the helmet and weapons, so giantdad decided to go teach those copycats a lesson"


    Several Dead Giants Later


    "As giantdad walked past the copycats corpses he saw a large door, it wasn''t the biggest door he''s ever seen but it was certainly quite a very big one and as he attempted to open it he realizedit was locked but he didnt give a shit about no Goddanm mortal lock so he quickly and efficiently slices the door in half only to be disappointed to see more copycats wearing his armor so he promtly slices their legs and heads off. After that he saw another set a stair and the an ominous white glowing wall, he had never seen anything like it even in the Memelords temple atop Lord Gaben''s Steam game mountain, so the first thing he decides to? Trycand cut it with his zweihander which amazingly didn''t have any affect on the white wall so he decides to touch it to which he is forcefully sucked through the white wall."


    "To which he views quite the pretty cathedral minus the fat hulking figure with a gigantic hammer standing like a statue at the back of the cathedral but right after he views fatty at the back a very fashionable man in lion-ish armor wielding a spear jumps from a balcony above to which he promtly breaks both of his legs."


    (That''s what you wish would''ve happened)


    "The Knight jumps from the balcony landing on the ground barely bending his legs on landing several seconds later they both charge at giantdad."

 AMAZING CHEST AHEAD

    ONE ANTICLIMATIC BATTLE LATER AND SEVERAL SHINY CORPSES


    "As giantdad was walking away from the giant golden fattys bisected body he finally had a chance to look around. Their were the remains of what were once pillars that appear to not have changed the buildings stability.


    In the back two corners of the room there were what appeared to be some kind of corkscrew elevator constantly going up and down. He didn''t bother wondering how the thing worked and just decided to go up to the higher floors but not before he noticed a glowing orange message on the ground saying some intriguing words,GLORIOUS CHEST AHEAD.


    As the elevator stopped at the second floor when he tried to walk off the shitty corkscrew shot back down to the first floor and he just ended up tripping on the edge before falling back down to the corkscrew while it was coming back up and launched him into the ceiling when he hit the elevator again. He made a mental note to destroy the thing on the way down as he was climbing the ledge of the elevator. When he finally got up there the first thing he noticed was the ugly ass bonfire ruining the perfectly shiny floor, so he made sure to rip the sword out and get rid of the bone Ash.


    Then the second thing that giantdad noticed was the rather large doors sitting to the right of the bonfires. He went to check if these doors were locked as well but was pleasantly surprised when it wasn''t locked from the other side forFUCKING ONCE. And he got another pleasant surprise when he noticed the large woman with theReading on this site? This novel is published elsewhere. Support the author by seeking out the original.


    "GLORIOUS CHEST AHEAD"


    and then he wondered why she was so fucking big in the first place, I mean you could fucking literally crawl up into her caverns (if you know what I mean) and then just fucking sit in there and still crawl deeper. As he was standing there and thinking of plenty of disturbing thing the massive boob lady decided to speak.


    "Thou hast journeye''d far chosen unde.....wait. Who are you? And where is the chosen undead?"


    Giantdad only replied with a shrug before he decided to place his sword on the ground and sit.


    He had a feeling the boob lady was going to be asking him a lot of useless qouestions he would have no way of answering.


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    "Sooo you don''t know where he is?" A nod "but you are pretty sure that you probably killed him?" another nod" ugh Gwyn damnit why do I always get the fucking weird fuckers" she gets a shrug in response " so you can''t even properly respond because you can only speak in these weird phrases that you somehow picked up from someone, something or sonewhere?" She gets another nod in response "could you do some other damn geture beside nodding?" She gets a thumbs up from the small humanoid and she just stares at him in anger, disappointed and sadness.


    "This place fucking sucks...."


    Another nod