《Nothing goes the way I expect!!!》


 Chapter 1

    Chapter 1


    Darkness...


    The one thing thats always beside me, some called me a monster,death incarnate, the devil.. All because of this darkness. I hate this. I have had enough of this, pls if there is some god out there,please hear my plea and help me.


    I envy those who always smiled, had everything they wanted, people who cared for them. Why didnt i have it? I seem to question myself a lot especially with this one particular question. Im sick of it all, God if youre out there then know that dont attempt to reincarnate me and let me sleep in this eternal darkness.


    "Ho~,What an interesting wish you got there for a mortal." said a man who glowed almost endlessly...Please go away,You''re too bright!


    "....God?" i said as my lips? quivered from opening finally after a year?,century?,millenium?. I''m not sure how long I''ve spent in this endless void but I sure as hell like it! Even if you''re God,that doesn''t mean you can just barge into my room!


    Shoo! Sho''o!


    "...You are aware that I can read your mind right? But this is remarkable,to think that the ''Mother Void'' allowed you to survive this long..and to welcome you with open arms no less..." said God with a shocked voice.Wait arent''t you here too?!


    "No,even though I am practically here but my true body isnt cause even I cant directly fight off the mother void''s corruption." said God.Did you know this text is from a different site? Read the official version to support the creator.


    You''ve been saying Mother Void this,MotherVoid that.What Mother Void? Is it tasty? Oh, and I do know that you can hear my thoughts, I mean that''s one of the most basic things for a God before their Ascension right? I think it was here in this book...Ah!Found it! It''s so heavy!


    "Wait isn''t this the Akashic Records! I''ve been searching the omniverse for this! To think that it was in the mother void this whole time....wait you read it?! Even I cant decipher it all!"


    Yes,and to answer your question, it just appeared suddenly while I was sleeping so I just read it as a bedtime story. It''s got some pretty cool stuff there,what with the omniversal law and stuff. To think there was magic this whole time in earth buthumanity never discoveredit.


    Well,it got nothing to do with me.i just want to spend my entire life in this comfortable bed? Now then,off you go God.


    "What do you mean ''off you go'' how rude! I am God,you know.." Though he sounds dejected, I didnt bother with it and closed the portal? or gate and Eternal Darkness came to greet me again.I slolwly closed my eyeswhen I heard an annoying noise which oddly sounded like an alarm clock!


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    The Mother Void has asked you togo to a world tosettle in.(and stop sleeping!)


    Do you wish to comply?


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    <td>Yes</td>


    <td>No</td>


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    Ahh man do I have too? I dont want to work~. Haa...but if the mother void is the one who''s been taking care of me all these years then I have to agree I guess. I don''t want to be indebt of other people and not repay them.


    " Yes,please" I said while waiting for a ''ting'' to happen.


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    <td> Then,please choose some perks for your reincarnation.</td>


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    "Of course,it''s got to be ''infinite wishes'' ,and set the limitation to creation of a multiverse." I said while sounding satisfied from my wish or perk?


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    <td> Understood.Then please wait for a minimum of five seconds!</td>


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    Well,it was fun while it lasted...Now then,shall we go out and have some fun?

 Chapter 2

    " ''Gasps!'' Where am I? What is this place?" What surrounded me was a...facility or to be precise an abandoned one.It had posters of brains,human anatomy,and other things which are too wrecked to be recognised.


    Of course,I did what I could as I gently raise my body and tilt my head to the left to see what was beyond the door as I realllyyy hoped this wasnt a horror world. With a few groans I stood up and saw....an extraordinary sight.


    "What the...?!This isn''t what I signed up for!" Right,what I saw was countless skyscrapers or futuristic buildings which stood tall but were damaged badly. But the real shock was the big,glowing,orb like thing above them all.


    Of course,I was lazy but still how am i going to protect my peaceful days if i cant even protect myself.So, I did what was natural I walked towards the shining orb and.....ate it.


    What?You thought I was going to just leave it there? NO! But the pain I felt after devouring it could only be described as hellish. Ahh! It hurts! It hurts! I felt as if I was stabbed by countless of swords and in different environments to the extreme.The author''s content has been appropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon.


    At first I felt as if I was in an ice cold environment,then a blazing hot lava, later numerous lightnings of various shapes and sizes striking me over nad over,and other elements!


    I felt like I had swam into an endless abyss of pain and suffering and felt my mind slippering away from me ever so slighlty. But I didn''t give up,no I couldn''t give up for my bed still awaits!


    I grabbed onto whatever piece of consiouness I have left and endured the pain.Time flowed by quickly...1 hoour...2 hour...3..4...... The pain finally ended and I felt myself enveloped in a warm light healing my internal wounds very quickly.


    Never will I eat suspicious things ever again! But my mind and soul told me to eat it as if it was instintual,,,I wonder why? Well,Whatever I don''t care.That''s that! Soon,as i expected notifications popped up in my vision.


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    Congratulations! You have ascended to a universal god! Please check your status to allocate points!


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    Eh?! Thats it? Granted,the pain was wayy too hellish but to be a universal god means that right? The ability to hold the authority of a universe right? Uhh....That was anticlimatic..and too quick of a powerup..


    Wait what the hell was that orb?To directly ascend me to a universal God! How long has it been there collecting energy? I think I just broke common sense.. Whatever, my motto is ''Go with the flow''.


    I''m a little bit too sleepy right now..Hmm,let me take a quick nap..Just for a while,It wouldn''t hurt right?Besides I am a universal god so nothing should hurt me for now...and I will allocate my points later...Well then, goodnight!

 Chapter 3

    "Fuwa~ That was a good nap~.Eh,did my voice somehow sounded like a girl?"


    I who have just woken up yawned for quite a bit but my voice really did sounded like a woman there didn''t it?! Well, screw it I don''t hold any ties with my old body so this is a good way to start off in this world? right system?


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    <td style="text-align: center" colspan="2">Due to a malfunction,you have been transported to a dimension filled with gods and demons..I greatly apologised for the mistake and trouble i have gave you so as an giftyou are able to choose 3 things from the shop.</td>


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    "Heh~,so beacuse of a ''malfunction'' I was transported to a world with gods and demons..um..I''m dead aren''t I?"


    Wait,lets calm down. I am a universal god dess one who hold an authority of an entire universe but still...that could be an ordinary feat in this dimension...gahh I didn''t sign up for this!! Lets just choose the 3 things from the shop?


    "..Shop?"


    *Ting!*


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    <td colspan="2">??? Shop</td>


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    <td>Items</td>


    <td>Skills</td>


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    <td>Bloodlines</td>


    <td>Abilities</td>


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    "For the time being,please show me the bloodlines."


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    <td colspan="2">Please choose your rank for bloodlines</td>


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    <td>Godly</td>


    <td style="text-align: left">Overgodly</td>


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    <td>King God</td>


    <td>Emperor God</td>


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    "Uh...Emperor God,I guess?"


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    <td colspan="4">Emperor God Bloodlines</td>


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    <td style="text-align: left">Emperor Celestial bloodline</td>


    <td colspan="3">Gains the skill:Revival,Flight,Overholy magic,Overlight magic and enormous mana. Gains emperor resistance on any light and holy magic but becomes 30% vulnerable to dark magic.</td>


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    <td style="text-align: left">Emperor Devil bloodline</td>


    <td colspan="3">Gains the Skill</img>eath,Flight,OverDark magic,Overcorrupt magic and enormous mana. Gains emperor resistance on any dark and corruption magic but is 30% vulnerable to light magic.</td>


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    <td style="text-align: left">Emperor Titan bloodline</td>


    <td colspan="3">Gains the Skill:Emperorgod''s strength,Unbreakable bones,Emperor vitality and health boost. Gains emperor resistance on any Physical attacks but 20% debuff on speed and mana. </td>


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    <td style="text-align: left">Emperor Being bloodline</td>


    <td colspan="3">Gains the Skill:Emperorgod''s strength and mana,Emperor vitality and health boost. Gains emperor resistance on any Physical attacks and man attacks. Restriction:Females only.</td>


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    "Wait,isnt the emperor being a bit of a cheat a bit of a cheat but this world is full of unknown danger so screw it.I choose Emperor Being bloodline! And please move me to the abilities!"Stolen content warning: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences.


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    <td colspan="2">Abilities</td>


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    <td>Aura </td>


    <td>Mana</td>


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    "Uh...Choose from each but show me aura first!"


    There were a looooot but of course,I chose quickly for what i wanted and is essential.


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    <td colspan="2">Aura abilities</td>


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    <td>Death Aura </td>


    <td>Makes the enemies see an entity of death when used.Inflicts mental and paralysed status.</td>


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    <td>Life Aura</td>


    <td>Heals allies when used.Grants 60% of heal status on allies and 100% on mate.</td>


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    <td>Battle Aura</td>


    <td>Envelops user in a battle aura able to increase all physical status by 100%.</td>


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    <td>Entrancing Aura</td>


    <td>Seduces and charmes a person with a 100% of propability that have come into contact with this skill for both gender.</td>


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    "Now then, show me mana!"


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    <td colspan="2">Magic abilities</td>


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    <td>Infinity eyes</td>


    <td>Able to see mana on the atomical level and creates anything once seen with the cost of half mana.</td>


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    <td>Elemental Companion</td>


    <td>Affinity to all elements and no detremits to be inflicted on user.Allowed to manipulate magic with the effort of none.Can be bestowed upon an ally.</td>


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    "Yup, guess that''s about it so...well I guess I''ll stay here for 1-5 years to train and then I''ll go out and adventure.. haa~what a troublesome dimension..."