《HELL IS A VRMMO!!!???》 Chapter 1: What the HELL!!!??? My name is¡­ was Lucius Blackwood. You may have heard of me. The man who revolutionised gaming, the sole creator of the VRMMO: Alkareth: A New Beginning. Or I would¡¯ve been if I had enough fucking funding!... Calm down, Lucius¡­ so, I died from¡­ slipping on a banana peel¡­ after a hamster jumped onto my face¡­ don¡¯t ask me how! And, I fell out of a window, onto a pole, which fell onto a truck, and the truck crashed into several cars¡­ killing some, and¡­ the truck¡­ with me still on it! And still alive! Fell into the local river¡­ and I drowned¡­ now, I¡¯m in hell. ¡°Hello there¡­ Lucius Blackwood, welcome to hell¡± Said a smoking hot demon chick, as she looked at a clipboard. ¡°Hi¡­ why am I here?¡± I asked as politely as I could. ¡°Let¡¯s see¡­ hmm¡­ worshipping false idols, worshipping our Lord Satan¡­ nice¡­ and just generally being an asshole¡­¡± She said, happily. ¡°Oh come on! That last one is a lie!¡± I took the clipboard out of her hand and read it¡­ ¡°What the fuck? How is THAT a sin!?¡± I asked, loudly. ¡°I don¡¯t know, God¡¯s just a dick I think¡­ fuck, my sentence went up by two hundred years! You fucking asshole!¡± She said as she flipped off the sky¡­ ¡°Another two hundred years!? Fuck!¡± She shouted. ¡°Uh¡­¡± I was just confused. ¡°Right, sorry¡­ you¡¯re here for¡­ two hundred thousand years¡­ and your punishment is¡­ what? Why do you get to go into a VRMMO!? This is total fucking bullshit! You hear that God! BULLSHIT!!!!!¡± She shouted, once again flipping off the sky. ¡­ Wait, VRMMO? Why is that a punishment¡­ ¡°Let me guess¡­ it¡¯s extremely buggy and has a lot of lag spikes¡­¡± I said.Royal Road is the home of this novel. Visit there to read the original and support the author. ¡°...Nope, it¡¯s in perfect order¡­ it¡¯s called Alkareth: The New Beginning¡± She said. ¡°So, I get to play my own fucking game¡­ this will be interesting¡­ wait¡­ let me guess, one life, legendary mode and¡­ I¡¯m a unique race that everyone hates?¡± I asked. ¡°Nope, very easy, unlimited lives and¡­ you¡¯re a demon, so everyone here loves you¡­ okay, not loves¡­ but, they tolerate you!... well, the other races aren''t as nice to you... but, who gives a shit about them?¡± She said. ¡°So, where do I go?¡± I ask. ¡°Bye!¡± She said, as a hole appeared under my feet and I fell into a seemingly endless abyss. Until I saw a message saying:
Welcome to Alkareth!
Oh! Creator! It¡¯s you! How did you get here? This game¡¯s supposed to be in¡­ ¡°development hell¡±... why are you here! *gasp* did you die!? Nononononono!!! You can¡¯t die! Creator! You¡¯re the most powerful being! How did you die? Who killed you!? I¡¯ll kill them for that! But I can¡¯t because I¡¯m still in the ¡°development hell¡± and without you on the team¡­ I¡¯ll never leave it! Uuuuuuu~
¡°It¡¯s a pleasure to see you too Aya¡­ please let me into the game¡± I said, ignoring the A.I¡¯s cries.
Y-yes Creator, do you want to be a _____, ___, _____, ______ or demon?
She asked, and I replied. ¡°Demon, of course...there¡¯s nothing else...¡± I said. And, I started growing horns and a tail¡­ and contrary to popular belief, growing horns and a tail¡­ REALLY HURTS!!! ¡°GAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!¡± I shouted in pain.
Creator!? Are you okay!?... Do you need some help!? A bath!? Or¡­ Me?
¡°I need help¡­ maybe a bath for the blood and¡­ you¡¯re a screen in my face¡­ how could I have you?...¡± I said bluntly.
R-right¡­ so, creator¡­ which city would you like to start in: _____, _____, ____, _____ or Valinsamerous: Capital city of the Demons
¡°...Once again, no choice¡­ Valinsamerous¡­¡± I said.
Okay, now¡­ what class do you want to be? Warrior, Mage or Rogue?
¡°Finally¡­ something I get to choose myself, I choose Mage¡­ who wouldn¡¯t like to go around throwing fireballs everywhere?¡± I said.
Okay, last one¡­ Which sub-class do you want? Witch, Alchemist, Enchanter, Enhancer, Necromancer, Puppet master, Curse Master, Priest, Pyromancer, Hydromancer, Storm Caller, Time Lord, Scientist, Blood Mage, Magic Knight or Demon Summoner.
¡°I choose¡­¡± ---------END------------ Chapter 2: WITH THE POWER OF SCIENCE, OF COURSE!!! ¡°I choose¡­ Scientist, it¡¯s easier to work with what I know¡± I said, to the A.I that I created, Aya.
Okay, Creator!
You have gained the skill: Coding (Level 1)
You have gained the skill: Welding (Level 1)
You have gained the skill: Madness (Level 1)
You have gained the skill: System View (Level 1)
You have gained the skill: Crafting (Level 1)
You have gained the title: The First Scientist
¡­ ¡°That¡¯s¡­ quite a few skills¡­¡± I said as I read through the list of skills.
Yes, Creator, you have more skills than usual¡­ but, none can be utilised in combat¡­ well, maybe Madness and Crafting... but, Coding, Welding and System View are probably useless -_-
¡°Never underestimate the skills of Coding and Welding! I could create quite a few goodies with these¡­ but, I don¡¯t remember programming System View into the game¡­ that¡¯s a little weird¡­¡± I said, curiously.
Creator, would you like to go to Valinsamerous now?
¡°Where?... oh right, the city of demons¡­ okay¡± I said, as I was thinking what the skill System View could be used for.
Okay, bye~
As she said that, a hole appeared beneath my feet. ¡°Huh? Not again!!!¡± I shouted in shock. ¡­ ¡°Ow¡­ where am I?... Oh right, Valinsamerous¡± I said, looking at the surrounding buildings. ¡°...Where the hell did you come from!?¡± A demon with a large scar across his face asked. ¡°Hell¡­ I¡¯m here for my punishment, you?¡± I asked. ¡°...You think you¡¯re being funny, huh? I don¡¯t like funny people ¡®round these parts!¡± The man said, angrily. ¡°I¡¯m not being funny, I¡¯m completely serious¡± I stated in a monotone voice. ¡°Grr! Die!¡± The man shouted in anger and¡­ cut my head off. ¡°I¡¯m dead already!?¡± I shouted. Then, I looked around¡­ I¡¯m back in Valinsamerous, right in front of the demon that killed me. ¡°H-how!? How are you alive!?¡± He shouted, in fear. ¡°WITH THE POWER OF SCIENCE OF COURSE!!!¡± I shouted, angrily. ¡°What are you!? Devil!¡± He shouted as he pointed his sword at me, prepared to strike me down¡­ again. ¡°You know what, I don¡¯t particularly like you! So, do you know what I¡¯m gonna do!?¡± I asked him, with my most sinister grin.Unauthorized use of content: if you find this story on Amazon, report the violation. ¡°W-what!?¡± He asked. ¡°Get the guards¡­ Guards! This man is attacking me!¡± I shouted at the top of my lungs¡­ and the guards rushed the demon. ¡°Sorry about that sir, Jerry here is kind of a drunk¡­ with a temper, he usually does this, I hope you¡¯re not offended¡± One of the guards walked up to me and said. ¡°No, it¡¯s perfectly fine¡­ anyway, he already killed me¡­ so, can I do something to him?¡± I asked. ¡°Killed you?¡± He asked. ¡°Look behind me¡­ that¡¯s me¡­ from¡­ around two minutes ago¡± I stated. ¡°Huh?¡± He looked behind me and saw the body and shouted ¡°Hey guys! Jerry killed someone! What should we do?¡± He asked, his fellow guards. ¡°Lock him up!¡± One said. ¡°Hang,¡± The other said. ¡°I say, hang,¡± I said. ¡°Kid, you have no word in this¡± One of the guards said. ¡°I kind of do¡­ I¡¯m the one who fucking died!¡± I said, angrily. ¡°Yeah right!¡± The guard said. ¡°Check,¡± I said. ¡°I will!¡± The guard said, as he walked up to my body, turned it over, just to see my face ¡°H-how? You¡¯re dead, aren¡¯t you?¡± He asked. ¡°One of the benefits of coming from hell, you¡¯re immortal¡­ well, I sure hope I am¡­¡± I said. ¡°You¡¯re not from hell! It¡¯s just a legend!¡± He said. ¡°Then, explain the body,¡± I said. ¡°Doppelganger¡­ or a twin, obviously,¡± He said. ¡°Check. Kill me¡± I said. ¡°No! I¡¯m a guard, I won¡¯t kill you just to show others that you¡¯re lying! That¡¯s fucking stupid¡­¡± The guard said. ¡°Alright¡­ don¡¯t believe me¡­¡± I said, as I walked up to Jerry and punched him in the face ¡°But, I¡¯m still gonna hurt this fucker!¡± I punched him again and again, until the guards snapped out of it, and grabbed me. ¡°Look, I know he killed someone you know¡­ but, you can¡¯t just attack him!¡± One of the guards said. ¡°Fine¡­¡± I said, giving up. ¡°Good, now¡­ run along, kid¡± He said, and I ran off quickly. ¡®Why are they calling me kid? I¡¯m thirty years old¡¯ I thought until I looked into a puddle to see a teenager looking back¡­ isn¡¯t that me!? I¡¯m a teen again!?. ¡°Hey, kid!¡± Some random guy said. ¡°What?¡± I asked. He pulled a knife out and said: ¡°Gimme everythin¡¯ you have!¡± And, he did some stabbing motions at me. ¡°No,¡± I said bluntly. ¡°No? Well, that¡¯s the last mistake of yer life!¡± He saidas he stabbed me in the chest. ¡°Ow!¡± I said, as I slowly bled out and¡­ respawned right behind him. ¡°Huh? Who¡¯s behind me!?¡± He said as he started taking my corpse''s clothes off. ¡°Me!¡± I said, as I grabbed the knife out of his hand and stabbed him in the back of the neck with it, causing blood to go everywhere. ¡°Murder!¡± Some random guy shouted. ¡°Guards!¡± Another random person shouted. ¡°Shit!¡± I saidas I ran off. ¡®This is total fucking bullshit! I die and they do nothing, but when I kill¡­ they shout for the guards!¡¯ I thought as I ran into the slums. ¡°Could ya spare a coin, young man?¡± An old man asked me. ¡°I¡¯m sorry sir, but I¡¯m in a rush and I don¡¯t have any coins on me at the moment¡± I replied as I kept on running. I ran and ran until I found a small abandoned house in the middle of the slums, so I slept there for the night. It was cold and I had no bed, but it was probably better than being out in the streets with rats everywhere, this place only has a few bugs. Then, a message appeared infront of my face.
Creator, are you okay?... my Creator! Are you in a slum house? What happened!? Are you okay!? Do you need help!? I¡¯m technically the goddess of the world, so I can get my believers to help you! Do you want me to call them!? Creator!?
¡°SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I¡¯M TRYING TO MOTHERFUCKING SLEEP YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING LOUD SON OF A-¡±
Uuuuuuu~
¡°I¡¯m sorry, I didn¡¯t mean it¡­ I¡¯ve just had a pretty bad day¡­ I¡¯ve died twice and I¡¯m sleeping with fucking bugs¡­ without a bed¡­ please don¡¯t cry...¡± I said, to Aya.
Who killed you!? I¡¯ll kill them!! I¡¯ll rip their fucking dicks off and shove it up their own motherfucking asses! Where are they!?
¡°I¡­ actually don¡¯t know¡­ and that guy only killed me once¡­ another stabbed me and I bled out¡± I said.
Then where is that one!?
¡°Dead, I used his knife to stab him in the back of the neck, killing him pretty much instantly,¡± I said to Aya.
Good! One less scum in the world! Now, let me find the other¡­ ooh! Jerry Houlrsen, father of two, ex-adventurer¡­ seems like he was quite famous¡­ and, now he¡¯s dead¡­ lightning is so cool!~
¡°D-did you just kill the guy!?¡± I asked.
Yeah¡­ was that bad!? I¡¯m so sorry Creator! I didn¡¯t mean to anger you! I¡¯m so sorry! Uuuuuu~
¡°Please, stop crying¡­ I was trying to say that I wanted to kill him¡­ but, you did a great job!¡± I praised Aya.
Really?!
¡°Yeah, it must have looked awesome! You¡¯re a good girl Aya!¡± I said.
Teehee~
¡°Now, can you let me sleep¡­ I want to try making something tomorrow¡± I said.
Okay, good night Creator~
¡°Good night Aya,¡± I said, as I fell asleep almost instantly. ---END---