《A Change In The Same World》 So this is how the cookie crumbles The day started like any other day, filled with people who are worth less then the ground I walk on. Wow that was incredibly cynical is what you all must be thinking, in all truthfulness I could careless. You see I am what most would call a uncaring jackass well at least, that''s how I want people to view me. Now back to describing the setting. The day was sunny with blue skies and hardly any clouds in sight, it was the perfect day at least that''s what everyone thought, besides me I was hoping it would rain...anyway that day was far from perfect in so many ways we just didn''t realize it yet. Here I was sitting in class watching a twister easily demolish a small town with a tiny amount glee. I love to watch twisters, tornados, and hurrincanes do there things in my free time and lucky me it was independent study time. Now you all must be wondering what I look like by now well here''s a Little description I look like a guy. What? Did that description leave your otaku minds unsatisfied? Ugh alright here''s a real description I''m 5''11 fit with a six pack covered by the black baggy clothes and hoody I''m always wearing. My eyes are a pale gray it almost look like I''m blind unless you look extremely closely. I love to wear my hood over my head but I''m not allowed to wear my hood when arround people, father and mother dearest says it unsafe for the people around me if I wear it whatever that means. I could careless about these walking bags of flesh...my mother and father says when I wear my hood I do bad things...they think I don''t know that, I''m actually completely aware of what I''m doing when I wear my hood. I think they don''t like it when I wear it because the first time they saw me wear it I slaughtered some of our body guards because one of the guards called me a brat, truthfully only he had to die but I was upset and that was my way of throwing a tantrum so I slaughtered the rest to make a point. Now you must be thinking that was uncalled for, and a child would never do that well I did and I did it well it was the way I was raised though I''m pretty sure my parents didn''t want exactly that. When I wear my hood my family and body guards like to call it gale mode because death and destruction comes out of no where like a gale.Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on Royal Road. Mid way through the video this blue screen pops out of nowhere In front of everyone on the planet. I read it and quickly fell in love with what it was saying....it said. "Hello puny humans God here....now I decided to introduce to you a little chaos. Ok more then a little chaos your world is going to shit. Hahaha now you all most be freaking out and saying cliche shit like "oh my God why is that happening" or "this is must be a dream" haha this is far from a dream this is reality, my reality and I''m gonna do with you what I want. So too make sure you don''t all die like dumbasses I''m gonna give you all classes and 2 skills based off your personality and likes, some of them well have the same name but different effects obviously yes your world is like a rpg now, have fun the monsters and dungeons should be showing up right about...... now have fun I''ll be watching you so don''t die to badly." This was the day the world ended and my story began I was shocked for words I was more excited then I have been in years. I looked at my status and my face went blank I stood up and slowly raised my hood over my head and a truly insane smile made its way on my face. "Hahahahahahaha let''s all go for a spin!!!" The End Well it just got Xxx *music playing**music playing* In a classroom filled will dead bodies, chairs and desks scattered everywhere stands a young man. A young man covered in blood from head to toe, with bizarre blackish white hair with a black hood over it and grayed over eyes. A minute a go, all was calm the day was slowly passing by like any other school day but in an instant, everything changed. The young man is currently dancing and caterwauling to a song most should probably know. *Switches Pov to MC* ¡°Took a white bitch to Starbucks. That little bitch got her throat fucked!! I like to rock out like I''m misfit My emo bitch like her wrist slit Curly hair bitch like I''m Corbin Got like three bitches; I''m Mormon Skeet on your main bitch''s forehead Don''t want your pussy, just want head.¡± *Cough cough* Hah hey my devoted viewers and chubby otakus out there I didn''t see you there. Don''t mind me I''m just vibing out to some lit music with my classmates *dead bodies sprawled across the floor* ¡­.yup nothing out the unordinary. So a lot has happened, since you know I took my class for a spin*creepy grin* so let me explain a bit so, I checked my status and seen some skills that we''re instantly useful and incredibly fun. What skills you ask? Well overweight otaku in the audience I shall show you. *Status* Name: Raider Wilson. Level 1 Class: The Human Twister. Title:Gale Lord Hp: 100%. Mp: 100%. Sta:100% Str: 14. Agi: 18Find this and other great novels on the author''s preferred platform. Support original creators! Dex:18. Cha:20 Skills TWIST Lvl1: The ability to twist anything and everything to varying degrees the amount of force and pressure applied to the twist increases with the level, stamina consumption decreases every 2 lvls SPIN Lvl1: the ability to spin anything and everything with varying degrees of velocity, rotation and speed increases with lvl. Mana and stamina consumption decreases every 2 lvls You can probably guess what skill I used first hehe*creepy smile*. Ding Ding Ding, yes you were correct overweight otaku without a Girlfriend currently hugging a body pillow. The first skill I used was Spin, I made everyone bodies spin like a top at super high speeds till they popped like the weasel out of a box. Yes I know that sounds bad, was it gruesome? Yes, incredibly so, was it fun watching human beings bodies pop like a water balloon? Yes it was delightful *smile that stretched from ear to ear*. Ah that was so stress relieving now next on my to do list. Well for one I obviously leveled up multiple times and had a skill up each, I''m not gonna open my status till I find my childhood friend cause even a lunatic has priorities. Now it''s time to leave the classroom but, right before I get ready to leave after stopping my music, the door flies and a huge minotaur charges into room. *Narrator''s POV* A hulking beast with rippling muscles and a body that makes even the biggest of weight lifters sniffle like children, easily standing over 2 meters with giant horns coming out of it''s head. The beast faces his next victim only to stop and realize this victim is shaking, it looks he''s shaking in what most would believe is fear including the beast¡­..oh how truly wrong they are¡­...the beast grunts smoke out of it''s nose and charges towards Raider. Raider who see¡¯s the beast charging at him is shaking in excitement he says, ¡°Oh my what big horns you have.¡± The beast left leg starts to twist in a way that shouldn''t be possible, like you''re wringing out a towel but instead it''s with a minotaur leg. Raider who see''s this, starts to slowly walk towards the Minotaur while smiling. The Minotaur tries to stand even with his twisted leg but Raider just flicks his wrist and the other leg starts to twist violently as well. Raider says to the Minotaur who''s struggling to try and get away. ¡°Awh that''s cute you''re trying to crawl away ,what happened to the big bad minotaur that was snorting snot and smoke everywhere huh?¡± ¡° Uh? Well it doesn''t matter, bye bye Minny I hope in your dead monster life you''ll realize not to run towards a twister it''ll never end well.¡± The young man turns around all of a sudden and look in a random direction that might actually not be so random and says. ¡°Did you enjoy the show? Hehe¡± A smile stretches across his face as he makes his way through the classroom door, into a hallway that leads to a where most would call hell but him, no he calls it Paradise. The End Uh did I do that? *Faith''s Pov**Before the change* Ugh this day just feels extra long and I have to smile in the faces of people I don''t trust and that love to talk bad about me. They¡¯re so two faced, I''m not one to talk but, I have my reasons they just do it for social cues. I do it because if I don''t do it I''m ruining my family''s ¡°honor¡±. I''ve been restricted in a vice grip, hardly able to do what I want or say what I want, all I really have is my childhood friend, Raider. Ah! Raider was so broken and still is so broken, he used to be way worse but I like to think I helped him gain back a little of his sanity. I was across the street in my room when I first seen him. A kid with blackish white hair, like he was death the kidd, I thought he looked so stupid I thought that it must be dye, no way that is natural. He was practicing some martial art, he looked like a young war god, his fist struck out with the speed and strength of a unrelenting Dragon. I thought it was beautiful, it captivated me when he turned around his eyes reflected madness and anguish no child should ever have to feel he looked so broken. I decided then and there I would become his friend, I wanted to help him and get rid of his sadness and madness as much as I could. It was a hard process I had to convince my parents to let me be his friend I told them it would be the best for our family. After some thinking they agreed and I was able to meet him. I must say meeting him for the first time was seriously bizarre his sense of humor was almost frighteningly funny just minus a lot of the funny part it was truly scary. Still though we actually hit it off I tried to get him to watch anime and read manga, but he would always give me this weird look and say the weirdest thing with his creepy little grin. ¡°Why should I read and watch this stuff when my life is already like that.¡± Still though he opened up to me and I could hardly see his sadness but the day I showed him a Twister destroying a town and then some was the day he truly become everything he wanted to be he found his way is what he told me. ¡°Faith! Faith this is it this is exactly what I was looking for, this twister embodies what I wanna be, free and unchained with boundless power nothing can stop me but myself I shall be free and untethered. But that is for the future for now I shall bow my head to my parents I still need them.¡± I''ve never seen him so excited except for that one time I accidentally seen him slaughter some of his body guards, when one of them called him a brat. It was gruesome, he killed them all with their own weapons they didn''t even have a chance to take their guns out before they''re heads went flying. I still call him a brat though he can''t be violent towards me were so close he said he would easily give his life to make sure I was safe. This weird blue screen fazed about nowhere in front of everyone. Saying that the world has ended and a new one has begun. The only thing that came to mind right now is probably something most would think is ridiculously random I can''t help it though.Support creative writers by reading their stories on Royal Road, not stolen versions. ¡°Oh my Raider must be loving this right now.¡± I lightly chuckled at the thought of raider slaughtering his classmates because he can, the only thing is I don''t know how. Oh I almost forgot, I need to open my status. *Status* HP:100%. MP: 100% STA:100%. Name:Faith Noragami. Title: Successor Of The Jade Emperor Class: Jade Empress. Lvl: 1 Str:11. Agi:16 Dex:19. Cha: 20 *Skills* Almighty Repulsion: the ability to push any and all things with incredible amounts of force and pressure. Mp and Sta consumption decreases every 5 lvls. Almighty Attraction: the ability to pull any and all things towards you with incredible amounts of speed and force. Mp and Sta consumption decreases every 5 lvls. Oh wow¡­...Jade Empress now that''s a class and these skills sound really cool I just don''t know how to use them¡­¡­.what if I wanted to smash everyone bodies to the floor till they looked dried up sticky toothpaste. *BOOM BOOM* *CRASH CRASH* *Pained filled screams* *Narrator''s POV* In the classroom there were bodies smashed into the floor as if super gravity hit them out of nowhere, stands a 17 year old girl that looks completely fine besides the blood staining her cherry blonde hair. She looks around the classroom with her emerald green eyes looking a little bewildered she looks like she''s guilty of something she doesn''t want to admit guilt too. Faith''s: ¡° Uh um Did I do that?........¡± All of sudden she looks tired as if all her energy has just been sucked out of her she falls to the floor and starts to fall asleep while saying something that most would find Incredibly out of place in a situation like this. Faith: ¡°No raider don''t touch me there¡­...hehe ok well maybe just a little¡­¡­¡­¡± The End. A certain Twister was flatten..... *Narrator POV* A young man is currently running through a hallway head banging and listening to music, twisting off monsters heads and making monster bodies explode. The sight of this is truly gruesome and frightening, the entire time his smile never leaves his face as he sings the lyrics of the song. *Raider POV* Raider: ¡°Yeah I''ve been killin'' this shit Yeah I''ve been hard in the paint, not a single assist Yeah I''ve been flickin'' that wrist Yeah I''ve been cookin'' that shit, now they fuckin'' with this Yeah I''ve been killin'' this shit Yeah I''ve been hard in the paint, not a single assist Yeah I''ve been flickin'' that wrist¡± Welcome back my devoted viewers I''ve been a little busy trying to find my friend faith¡­. I forgot what classroom she''s in!!! *dramatically cries* but! Good for me I know her class is on this floor so I decided to slaughter my way through the floor till I find her. I''m gonna have stop with my skills for a bit, no matter how much fun they are I can''t run out of stamina and MP yet. It would be stupid if I ran out and I get ambushed¡­ nope mother ain''t never raised no sucker. Anywho... I''ve heard that level up chime a couple times but I''ve decided to ignore it it''s unimportant right now till I find faith, my status is of no concern. *BOOM BOOM* *CRASH CRASH* *Screams Of Pain* OH SHIT!! what the hell was that, almost gave me a heart attack, that would have been a lame way to die in the apocalypse. Now most people would probably run away from the loud sound that pretty much screams impending doom, nah I ran towards it with reckless abandonment while creating Twisters behind me to increase my speed, I call it Gale Force Sprint. I know right what a cool name!!! Don''t get wet over it there''s more where that came from. Ok I know I said I would stop with the skills but if I took my time getting there I might miss out on all the fun. Now here I am standing outside the door of a classroom I heard the giant noises coming from¡­..but it looks like nothing happened *sigh* I guess I have to go inside. So I open the door expecting to see a monster or something remotely dangerous that could be some fun. Nope I see splattered bodies and my friend lying amongst them so I walked turns her and gives her body a little nudge.Unauthorized usage: this narrative is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings. Raider: ¡°Hey faith you''re not dead right?¡± She didn''t answer or even budge and I couldn''t hear her breathing not that I was trying to listen for that anyway. I start to walk away trying not to grieve *cries in fake heartbreak* as I''m walking away I hear someone lightly say my name I just chalk it to me hearing things because I''m too lazy to turn around. I hear my name once again I ignore it, I get ready to ignore it again and all of sudden my body jerks and flies backwards. Faith: ¡°Stupid Raider!!!! Why didn''t you stop when I was calling your name.¡± Raider: ¡°I was to lazy to turn around¡± I say with my best innocent smile trying to get away from this up and coming beating. Faith: ¡°Gimme one good reason why I shouldn''t flatten you like a pancake for leaving your best friend to lie amongst dead bodies¡± Raider: ¡°I Uh um you see¡­¡­.I thought you were dead¡± *BOOM* BOOM* Oh my fucking god!! she did not just do that I swear I can I feel some of my bones being crush, why do you always have to be so damn violent faith I only thought you were a little dead you shouldn''t flatten me for something like that. Raider: ¡°Ugh!!! Dammit faith stop your crushing me to death¡± Faith: ¡°No!! why should I, you left your beautiful best friend lying among dead bodies, even if I was dead don''t leave me lying amongst garbage!!¡± Raider: ¡°Dammit faith I''m sorry for thinking you were dead you''re the most Beautiful woman on the planet I love you bestfriend¡­¡­..so stop crushing me!!!¡± Faith: ¡°Ok!!!¡± *With a cheery smile* Faith I sometimes wonder if I''m the sane one here you almost crushed your only friend to death. And now you smiling like you''re the happiest girl on the planet¡­..which might actually be true. Ugh I can''t stand¡­.every bone is screaming in pain, dammit faith!!! You''re too damn violent!!! You''re never gonna get married like that!!! *CRASH* Raider: ¡°Ouch!!!!!!! Dammit what was that for I didn''t do anything!!!¡± Faith: ¡°I felt like you were thinking something mean and disrespectful.¡± Are you Psychic!!! I screamed in my head with all my power mainly because of shock but mostly pain. I can''t believe she just guessed I was thinking something rude. God.....well can''t complain she''s my best friend after all it''s her job to read me like a open book. Raider: ¡° Ugh well thank you but you''re a little late¡­...now I''m gonna go ahead a pass out from agonizing pain.¡± Faith: ¡°Ok enjoy your nap I''ll be here when you wake up¡±*cute smile* All I can think right before I pass out for good was¡­...what is wrong with you¡­¡­. *The End* Call me CRASH.. the smart people will get it *Raider POV* Ugh¡­..wow that was refreshing, though every part of my body is sore just what the hell was that, she smashed me to the floor without me even sensing it. Faith:¡°Hey Raidy you''re finally up sleepy head, you''ve been napping for the last two hours¡± Raider/Raidy?:¡°Ok for one I wasn''t sleep I was unconscious and how the hell did you do that you almost smashed me to a pulp¡± Faith:¡°Oh well my class is called Jade Express and it came with Almighty Repulsion and Attraction I smashed you to the floor with Repulsion¡± Ok no fair!!! Why does she get a class that sounds so cool!!! I mean yeah the Human Twister sounds cool and all but doesn''t hold a candle to a Chinese sounding Jade Empress!!. Raider:¡° Ok yeah never use that on me again or I''ll spin you silly¡±*creepy grin* Faith: ¡°Yeah sure whatever you say Raidy hey wait what do you mean spin?¡± Hehe oh this is gonna be fun¡­..kids and overweight otakus never do this at home heh I mean not like you could even if you wanted to. Raider:¡°hehehehe haha how about I show you SPIN!! 360 Tilt X20!!¡± Faith: ¡°he whaaa hey hey stop that!!!!¡± Hehe oh revenge, sweet sweet revenge there''s nothing better. I know I should be treating my only friend with more love and care and¡­.hehe haha who I''m kidding she started it she''s just reaping what she sowed.*slight grin* ¡°Hey little stray god how does it feel to go for a spin you enjoying yourself¡­.what was that?...you wanna go faster? Hahahah my pleasure!¡±.*flicks wrist*This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there. Faith: ¡°No!!! Raidy stop it you know I hate roller coasters stop it I''m sorry for almost killing you I promise I won''t do it again just stop!!!¡± Raider:¡°heh okay thank you best friend¡± *flicks wrist* Ha ok I''ll let her have her rest, I can''t break her she''s my cute little best friend after all.*grins* *BOOM**BOOM* Faith:¡°What the hell is that are those¡­..those giant shits look like minotaurs!! and there''s 5 of them¡± Raider:¡°Hey Minny kuns just for your information I''m not into gang rape if you want a piece of me you''ll just have to wait your turns hehe hey little stray just go sit back and relax kick ya feet up I''ll handle this hehe¡±*grins* Faith:¡°yeah sure Raidy have fun just don''t make too big a mess¡± *Narrator''s POV* Raider runs turns the Minotaurs with mini twisters behind him, he shoot turns the first Minotaur faster than the human eye can catch. He grabs the Minotaur by the head and starts to spin him and the minotaur like a top. He uses the minotaur¡¯s giant body to smash into another one while breaking the first minotaur neck and crushing the second with his friend. The third Minotaur runs turns Raider, he see''s this, and jumps towards the third Minotaur hitting it with what he calls a gale force axe kick. Smashing the minotaur into the ground, he stands on the minotaur with his toes pointed. He grins and starts to spin like a human shaped tornado on the minotaur''s back, drilling is way to the monster heart and crushes it. Raider:¡°Whoa that was fun making me a little dizzy¡­.¡± He starts to stumble a bit still wearing his crazy grin, with an amazed faith sitting down watching him. He turns towards the last two Minotaurs, the minotaurs take a step back in fear. Raider only gives them a sideways grin with his head cocked, he softly says before his voice starts to slowly turn more sinister. Raider:¡°Hey what does every story need to have, for it to be any good¡­¡­..Heh hahaha you don''t know the answer? Heh it''s fine I didn''t expect for your cow brains to know anyway so I''ll say it for you it''s a¡­...Plot Twist!!!!!!!¡± The minotaurs starts to bend and warp twisting in a way that shouldn''t be possible. It looks like their insides are wringed out of them like a wet towel the body starts to give in it can''t twist anymore. Raider clenches his fist, and the bodies explode. Raider:¡°Haha well that was fun¡­.ugh¡­. I''m still sore and shit maybe I shouldn''t have pushed myself¡­.hah nah it was too much fun I regret nothing¡±*grins* He turns towards his best friend who has sparkles in her eyes like she''s some cliche anime character. She grabs him by the shoulder and brings her face really close to his still grinning face and says. Faith:¡°Wah!! Raidy what was that!! that was so cool!! hey hey hey what''s your class buddy¡±*squeals* Raider: ¡°Uh well first backup your a little close and my class is called the Human Twister and my skills are Twist and Spin the names of the skills are pretty self-explanatory so guess¡­¡± While these two are chatting having a good time the world is changing, changing in ways this two little humans have no clue about. The world will soon show them that their carefree attitudes will get themselves killed¡­..or not I don''t know I''m just the narrator I have no clue what will happen next stay tuned and find out on the next episode of Dragon ball*cough** cough* my bad wrong show I mean on the next showing of A Change In The Same World *The End* Who wants donuts? just ask faith!! *Raiders POV* Raider:¡°So wait you''re telling me you accidentally killed all your classmates because you didn''t realize the skills active on thought¡­...hahahahah you suck!!¡±*dying from laughter* Faith:¡°SHUT UP!! You did the same thing how am I any worse than you!?¡±*pouts* Raider:¡°No no you''re wrong I killed all my classmates on purpose, I wasn''t stupid enough to not realize skills are thought invoked haha I popped them like water balloons on purpose you killed yours because your a dumbass!!¡±*still laughing* Faith:¡°Tsk whatever you lame rip off of tasmanian devil what''s the plan from here¡± Raider:¡°Shut up little stray I''m no rip off, I''m new and improved*grins* well anyway I don''t really have any other plans besides slaughtering my way out of the school¡± Faith:¡°Yup should have figured that, well I''m going with you you need someone with you that won''t let you get your psycho ass killed¡±This story is posted elsewhere by the author. Help them out by reading the authentic version. Raider:¡°Be my guest I don''t mind but first you do realize there''s one thing we have to do right?¡± Faith:¡°hm? What is that raid¡± I walk towards her, grabs her by the waist, pull her closer to me, draw her face closer to mine now we''re only inches apart. Faith:¡°Raider wait this is not the time for this¡­.you''re just gonna steal my¡­.¡± Raider:¡°Faith shush¡­¡­¡± Faith:¡°... .ok¡­.¡± Raider:¡°You probably haven''t realized this but I haven''t taken my eyes off you since we started talking do you know why?......¡± Faith:¡°No why Is that¡­.¡±*blushes* Raider:¡°It''s because I''m hungry, and I know you have donuts gimme your donuts ok?¡±*grins* Faith: ¡°Stupid Raider!!!!! Give me back my good feelings!!!!*Pushes him* *BOOM**BOOM* Raider:¡°Ouch!!!!! I''m still hurt dammit!!! What was that for, I just wanted some of your donuts don''t be selfish and share!¡±*Sticks out tongue* Ok now I''m not so dense to not realize what kind of effect I just had on faith, I''m completely aware of what I just did and how it would affect faith. I did it because she''s cute and her reactions are adorable, being smashed into a wall was worth seeing her blush.*Smiles* Faith:¡°*Sigh* Ok enough playing around raid it''s time to go the donuts are in my backpack grab my backpack and lets go¡±*Starts to walk away* Raider: ¡°Hahaha yay!! you''re the best Faith I love you!!! *Grabs backpack with donuts*...hey!! little stray wait up don''t forget me!!!¡±*Runs after her* *The End* I.Dont.Like.Snakes *Raider POV* Yo so here we are walking through an empty hallway, completely in silence because faith is still mad at my little prank from earlier¡­..ok this is the moment you people have been waiting for, the moment of Truth your fantasy is finally gonna come to life¡­..yes it''s time for you to finally see my status!! *the crowd goes wild* ok can I get a drum roll please*points towards the band section**drumrolls*¡­...heh here you go. *Status* Name: Raider Wilson(can name change). Lvl:5 Class: Human Twister. Title:Gale Lord, Walking Carnage, God''s Favorite Show STR:17 AGI:20 DEX:22 CHA:20 Free points:20 *Skills* TWIST Lvl2: The ability to twist anything and everything to varying degrees the amount of force and pressure applied to the twist increases with the level, stamina consumption decreases every 2 lvls SPIN Lvl3:the ability to spin anything and everything with varying degrees of velocity, rotation and speed increases with lvl. Mana and stamina consumption decreases every 2 lvls The Gale Force Series Lvl2: A Series of Techniques The Creator based around moving like a twister. Gale Force Sprint: The User Creates Speed Twister that increases the user movement speed by 50% and instantaneous movement by 75%. Gale Force Fist Technique: A fist technique used to increase the user''s fist speed, strength, explosive damage, and hardness by 50% Wrap Twisting winds around your arms to increase regular and elemental damage by 10%.Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. Gale Force Leg Technique: A leg Technique used to increase the user leg speed, strength, explosive damage, and hardness by 50% Wrap Twisting winds around your legs to increase regular and elemental damage by 10%. Twister Embodiment Lvl1: Turn your body into a living twister and shred through your enemies, Gives the user Super Armor, increases speed by 100% and increases elemental damage by 90% The Winds around your body sharpness increases each lvl up. I know right super cool skills!! I''m a beast right? Heh yes yes praise me more overweight otakus I''m your lord and savior. *strikes a pose*........ *sighs* well anyway it seems my class increases my STR by 3, AGI by 2, DEX by 4, and my CHA by 0. I have 20 free stat points but I''m not gonna use them yet I''m just gonna save them. My skills, though epic and cool drains the shit out of my Stamina and Magic bar, especially Twister Embodiment, that skills drained my stamina and magic to 10% and I only had it activated for a couple seconds. You noticed how I''m almost dead right? Yeah my best friend seriously almost killed me she left with 5% of my HP!!! Hmph Some Friend you are¡­.you know I''m sensitive!!!. Faith:¡°Raider stop doing your one man comedy skit and focus, we''re almost to the school gate we haven''t seen the boss yet which means he''s guarding the gate¡± Wow seriously? I didn''t even realize we were walking that long, how did I walk all the way to the school gate and not even realize it?. Time sure does fly.*grins* Raider:¡°Does that mean I get to rip the boss to shreds?¡±*evil grin* Faith:¡°No this one is my mine, you got the last ones and I''m taking this one I need to lvl up to and I need to practice with my skills so I don''t accidentally flatten some more people¡± Raider:¡°Aww what!! Pretty please I''ll give you lots of hug¡±*puppy dog eyes* Faith:¡°No now be a good boy and let mommy handle the next monster kk?¡±*winks* Aww faith takes away all my fun, I can''t do nothing!.*pouts* well oh I almost forget the name change thing you all saw that right? If you didn''t go scroll up and check it out hurry up I''ll wait¡­...ok now anyway it seems once you reach lvl 5 you get to change your name. It says your name must be something that embodies you it''s like a direct link to your soul and supposedly based on your name you can harness powers from your soul. But here''s the catch if your name doesn''t accurately embody who you are, you can kill yourself cool right?. Well I decided to chance my name. Raider:¡°System I Raider Wilson would like to request a name change¡± System:¡°State the name and we shall determine whether your name embodies you¡± Raider:¡°Typhon The Tempest¡± System:¡°Name has 100% synchronization, request has been granted, new name is Typhon The Tempest¡± Typhon:¡°Heh my name sounds so cool my enemies shall quiver when they hear my name¡±*Evil Grin* Faith: ¡°so wait you can change your name when you become lvl 5 no fair I wanna change my name too it sucks I''m only lvl 3¡±*pouts* Typhon:¡°don''t sweat it you''ll be able to change your name in a bit but hey look over by the gate¡­..that looks a big ass snake¡­¡­.tell me I''m wrong?¡± Faith¡°No you''re right that''s a big ass snake¡­.what are you gonna do, I know you don''t like snakes since that one snake bit you at the zoo and made you spend 3 days in the hospital.¡± OK YES A SNAKE BIT ME THE MOTHERFUCKER WAS SUPER POISONOUS!!! I hate snakes with a passion, whenever I see a snake it reminds of the time I was bit and I had to lay powerlessly in a hospital bed for days I hate feeling weak, like my life isn''t in my control!!!.... I can''t keep my cool around snakes¡­... I wanna Rip it I wanna Rip it to shreds I wanna rend I''M GONNA SHRED IT!!!! *Roars like a crazed beast* Typhon:¡°RAWG!!!!!! I''LL RIP YOU TO SHREDS YOU SLITHERING PIECE OF SHIT!!!! COME HERE!!!!¡±* Faith¡°Yup¡­..I just knew he was gonna snap¡­..*sigh* guess I''ll have to wait a little while longer before I can lvl up¡± *The End* Wait...were did you get cookies from? *Narrator''s POV* Typhon makes a mad dash towards the giant 5 meter tall snake with reckless abandonment. He uses Gale Force Sprint at full power as he runs towards the snake not caring about his Stamina and Mana. All that''s on Typhon''s mind right now is slaughtering the giant snake. He makes mini twisters in both hands as he runs, getting closer and closer towards the snake. He flicks his wrists and the mini twisters shoot out of his hands faster than the monster can react. The twisters slice into the monster''s body shredding it, but it''s not enough damage to seriously harm the monster, all it does is irritate it. *ROAR!!!* The monster screams out in pain, wondering how this tiny little human can make him feel such pain,the snake bares his fangs and pounces towards Typhon. Typhon seeing this only lets out a mad cackle as rushes towards the monster. The monster is already in front of him getting ready to devour the little human. Typhon Starts to spin, spinning in a Circle, Typhon gives the monster what he calls a 1080 Roundhouse kick. Typhon''s Foot smashes into the giant snake¡¯s face ripping it as the monster is sent flying. Typhon runs towards the snake and jumps inside the monster''s mouth and makes his way towards the giant monster''s stomach. Typhon body starts to warp into a twister¡­.moving faster and faster with each second, shredding and ripping the monsters insides. The monster roars in agony as he can''t stop the human from killing him. The monster falls over and gives his last breath. Typhon shoots out the monsters dead corpse flying into the air. Typhon does a 360 flip and lands on his feet in the iconic superhero pose. Typhon:¡°Heh I guess the snake didn''t have a deep throat¡­.hahahaha.¡± Typhon gives one more Maddened spree of laughter, before passing out in front of the worried Faith. Faith uses Repulsion and Attraction, using a pseudo levitation, making him float in the air before bringing him into a empty hallway so he can rest. *Sleep induced Flashback of Typhon''s childhood* *Typhon/Raider POV* My name is Raider Wilson of the Wilson household¡­.my family is one of the biggest mafia families in the world, As the heir and the son of the current boss, my family literally beat certain values into me with ruthless efficiency. Father:¡°There are no weaklings in the Wilson household, you don''t have the right to be weak, you don''t have the right to have fun, you don''t even have the right to make your own choices you do what I say or I''ll end you, got it son" I obviously said yes, then he starts torturing me to make a point. My father was a cold man he got what he wanted no matter what it took to get it. He''s ruthless, cold, and efficient by his words the best kind of boss he says I''ll be just like him when I grow up and I shall succeed as his heir. All I''ve wanted was freedom, the freedom to make my own choices, to do what I want without anyone stopping me. My Father physically tortured me, My Mother tortured me emotionally, and the rest of my family berated me for not living up to their standards. My family has had me practicing Martial arts since I can stand, I''ve pretty much master all the martial arts they had me learn by the time I was 11, because if I didn''t I was scared my family would torture me. I was tired of pain I was tired of the emotional anguish, I was tired of the beration. One day I eventually snapped and lost my sanity, I put on a show of my previous behavior to not arouse my families. I was longer scared of pain anymore I embraced it, I was no longer scared of emotional torture I enjoyed it, I was longer scared of beration because I was my own person. My family introduced me to this girl named Faith, they told me she''ll be my future wife¡­....yes they set up an arranged marriage for me. Supposedly it was the daughter''s idea, she wanted to bring our families together is what they said. Then yelled at me for not being more like faith. I took the beating and met the girl the next day. I couldn''t understand her she looked at the world differently than me, she was so positive about it, at one point I assumed she never truly suffered...oh how wrong was I, she suffered just as much as me but she never snapped, never lost her sanity, and on that day I realized she was stronger than me and that I was weak I hated feeling weak. I was left with emotional anguish, I was in turmoil¡­.and with my enhanced senses from all my training I could hear the conversation of the body guards standing a distance away guarding us as we meet.You might be reading a pirated copy. Look for the official release to support the author. Guard1: ¡°That son of the head is such a disappointment he can''t do anything right and now he''s getting married to our families rival ugh such a disgrace¡± Guard2:¡°yeah man he''s completely useless and he never listens he''s such a brat¡± I couldn''t handle it, with my already swirling emotions and the anguish I was feeling I truly snapped. I got up and opened the door. Raider:¡°You think I''m nothing? You think I''m a disgrace? You think I''m flawed product?¡­...you think I''m useless!!!! I''ll show you bastards useless!!!!!¡± I Rushed towards the first guard and snatched his battle knife from him and slit is throat, before moving to the next guard. The second guard yelled out help and two more guards came only to see me sticking my knife into the bodyguards heart before yanking it out. I throw the knife at the third guard and hit him in the eye giving him an instant death, while rushing towards the last guard. The last guard was pulling out his gun before it got stuck on his holster giving me a enough time to snap his neck¡­..they were all dead......I enjoyed the feeling of power¡­.I enjoyed the rush I got from taking their life''s¡­.so why do I feel so empty?. I started to cry I hated this feeling of weakness I wanted to belong to something, to know that I mattered I wanted something that would love me for me!!!!. I put my hood over my head, I was ashamed of myself I wanted to hide myself from everything, I didn''t want the world to see me for the monster I truly was¡­..Faith embraced me she hugged me, told me she would be my friend, told me she would love me if no one else would¡­.I cried, I cried harder than I ever cried before I was crying from joy¡­..I could feel her warmth, her care. It struck me, I told myself I was do anything to protect this warmth, she''ll be my light in the darkness, she''ll pull me back if I ever embraced my insanity to much. Raider :¡° Faith thank you¡­¡­..¡±*cries* Faith :¡°It''s what friends are for right?¡±*smiles* Her smile was so beautiful, so bright, it captivated me. I was lost in her smile and my mother and father showed up. I smiled at them with my best smile as they stared back in shock and horror. ¡°Hey Father dearest Mother dearest, I did what you taught me, they were being disobedient and was mocking the family I was protecting our honor, are you proud of me?* *Brightly smiles* *Flashback Over* *Typhon POV* Ugh everything hurts...oh God why did it have to be a snake I seriously hate snakes...tsk! And now I''m in a bad mood from that stupid flashback why did you have to go and bring up bad memories!!!....*sighs* whatever...oh look Faith¡­.. wait¡­.why the fuck does she have cookies? I didn''t see cookies in her backpack!!!! Where did she get the cookies!!. Typhon:¡°Cookies!!*in a cookie monster voice* Faith where the hell did you get cookies from I want some...ouch!!! Fuck it just hurts to move.¡± Faith: ¡°Oh there was a vending machine and I broke it and took all the cookies¡­..do you want some? Then come get some hehe¡±* mischievous grin* Typhon: ¡° faith stop playing and gimme cookies!!! Or I''ll spin you again I don''t need to move to spin you!!¡±*grins back* Faith: ¡°No no!! Ok I''ll give you some!! why are you so mean to your best friend!!¡± *Starts fake crying* Typhon: ¡°Hey best friend stop with the water works, I love you¡± *blows kiss* Faith : ¡° if you love me you would stop being so mean you just think I''m fun to play with!!¡±*cries some more* Typhon: ¡°Ugh faith I''m sorry I''ll try and be more gentle, Hey come here gimme a hug I''m sorry¡±*grins* Faith: ¡°Really ok hehe I knew my best friend wasn''t so cold¡± Yes yes¡­.keep walking just take one more step yes¡­..you''re almost there and¡­¡­.now!!! *Crash* Hahahahahah I can''t believe it!!! she actually tripped on my super invisible twister I set right in front of her. Ok maybe I should explain it for your little otaku brains to understand, I Can give my twisters different effects and attributes I made it thin out barely being visible to the naked eye while still giving it enough torque to keeping spinning at rapid speeds without it even making a sound. Heh yeah I know cool right? Ain''t nobody like me. Anyway as she was walking towards me she stepped on it did this ridiculous unbalanced spin and flew into wall!! Hahahah it was priceless. Ahah oh my sides I can''t stop laughing *The End* Who wants to snuggle? *Narrator''s POV* Typhon is currently leaning own Faith''s shoulder as he limps with her out of the school gate and pass the snake body, he gives the shredded up monster body one last kick because he''s petty. He screams out in pain from the kick, but he''s satisfied with his pettiness. Faith just looks at him like he''s a idiot before tugging him and telling him let''s go. They make their why towards faith house because her family lets her live alone in apartment close to the school. Typhon still lives with his family and he would rather not go to his house and see his family still alive, he would slaughter them with ruthless efficiency. As there making their way towards her house, getting closer and closer faith tried to strike up a conversation. Faith:¡°Hey Ty¡­..is what happening seriously happening it almost feels a little fake but the pain is definitely real.¡± *Glares at him* She''s obviously still mad at him for his little twister mine stunt from earlier. In his defense she should have been watching were she''s going, if she was aware of her surrounding, she wouldn''t have smashed into the wall like an idiot. They finally see her apartment building in the distance. Surrounded by monsters¡­..The apartment building is infested with goblins. Typhon:¡°...Oh my God those are goblins the lvl 1 mob you see in every game haha god got style gotta keep it retro heh¡± Faith:¡° Yeah those green little shits are blocking my building entrance¡­..ok I''ll handle all the monsters starting now, you try and fight your definitely gonna die so let you future wife handle it kk?¡±This novel is published on a different platform. Support the original author by finding the official source. Typhon:¡°Whatever floats your boat cupcake, hey you do realize the world basically ended, we don''t have to go through with the arranged marriage thing¡± Faith:¡°Yeah I know, don''t worry about it just eat your cookies¡±*smiles at him* Typhon: ¡°Ok yeah sure the cookies are pretty good¡­...soft baked are the best!!! Ouch! Just getting excited hurts¡±*pouts* Faith(Ohyou''re so adorable I could just eat you up!!*squeals*) They make their way to the front of the building. The monster¡¯s obviously see the human¡¯s and starts to rush towards them, only for their goblins to be smashed into the ground. Their body was being crushed by an unknown force, before the goblins could even scream in pain, they died. The two walk through the front door as faith continue to ruthlessly crush goblin after goblin and anything that rushes towards. No monster is safe, they all get crushed to a pulp in a matter of seconds. Faith and Typhon finally reaches her apartment, she takes her keys and enter with Typhon following her. Faith takes Typhon to her room and makes him lie down in her bed to rest, he agrees without much struggle because he''s exhausted. Faith lays next to Typhon and snuggles up against him, at this point in time he could careless, all he wants right now is sleep and more cookies, he ran out a little while ago. He sets of twister in front of her bedroom door that will stay active as he sleeps, making it invisible and insanely sharp anything that walks through that door will be cut to pieces in seconds. Typhon ¡°Faith don''t walk through that door, I made a invisible twister to be our passive guard as we sleep. Well anyway¡¯s night night though it''s midday.¡±*Falls asleep faster then a certain pirate king* Faith: ¡° ok ty nighty night¡±* gives him a kiss on a chick**falls asleep just as fast as Typhon* Well lovely viewers that''s my cue that this chapter is a wrap, now tune in next time for an exciting showing of a change in a same world, Narrator out. *The End* Its not my fault your sister likes watching things burn!!! *7 hours later*Typhon POV* Cockadoodledoo!!!! Ah good morning my devoted followers or should I say night? Well it doesn''t matter. I slept like an almost dead baby, you have no clue how close I was to dying, like mistress death was trying to have a threesome with me and life. She was jealous she seriously wanted this hunk of twister meat. I came out victorious though!! death is salty right now, because now I have some new titles that don''t really do much, besides one that lower my stamina and Mana consumption for my skills by 10%.and increases the Regen by 15%, guess which is the one that lowers my consumption and increases my Regen. Hey overweight and single losers out in the audience wanna see the titles?. Hehe it''ll be my pleasure just know I take offense to the last title oh I guess I should show my status too huh? Alright take a gander. *Status* Name: Typhon The Tempest. Lvl:9 Class: Human Twister. Title: Gale Lord, Walking Carnage, God''s favorite show, He Who Cheated On Death, He Who Played With Death,The Crazed Twister, God''s favorite idiot, HP:90/100%Stamina:100% Mana:100% STR:29. AGI:28 DEX:38 CHA:20 Free points:40 *Skills* TWIST Lvl3: The ability to twist anything and everything to varying degrees, the amount of force and pressure applied to the twist increases with the level, stamina consumption decreases every 2 lvls SPIN Lvl4: the ability to spin anything and everything with varying degrees of velocity, rotation and speed increases with lvl. Mana and stamina consumption decreases every 2 lvls The Gale Force Series Lvl3: A Series of Techniques The Creator based around moving like a twister. Gale Force Sprint: The User Creates Speed Twister that increases the user movement speed by 50% and instantaneous movement by 75%. Gale Force Fist Technique: A fist technique used to increase the user''s fist speed, strength, explosive damage, and hardness by 50% Wrap Twisting winds around your arms to increase regular and elemental damage by 10%. Gale Force Leg Technique: A leg Technique used to increase the user leg speed, strength, explosive damage, and hardness by 50% Wrap Twisting winds around your legs to increase regular and elemental damage by 10%. Twister Embodiment Lvl2: Turn your body into a living twister and shred through your enemies, Gives the user Super Armor, increases speed by 100% and increases elemental damage by 90% The Winds around your body sharpness increases each lvl up. Hahahaha yes yes!!!! my goal towards world domination is getting closer and closer to fruitiration!!. Muhahahahhahahah *cough**cough* ouch my throat ugh I guess the super villain laugh is just too much for my throat. I guess I''ll just stick to my mad cackles and shit hehe*grins*. Ok I was joking I don''t wanna rule the world, sounds like too much work, I''ll rather be a traveling monk slaughtering everything that just breaths wrong, now that sounds like fun hahaha.*grin from ear to ear*Support the creativity of authors by visiting Royal Road for this novel and more. Faith ¡°Ty stop grinning like an idiot, we have to think of a plan of action. I know In that insane brain of yours you must be thinking something stupid like, shaving our heads, becoming monks that travel the world, slaughtering pretty much anything that looks at us wrong¡± Wait what the fuck!!! how hell did she know that!! she can''t read my mind right? Right!!!! Oh my god that''s so creepy you''re giving me shivers faith. I forgot she could do shit like that because I''ve been on my good behavior lately so it slipped my mind. I swear she''s always been able to do creepy shit like this since we were little, I swear you have no idea how many of my amazing plans I have ruined by her. Like that one time I wanted to blow up the school because my teacher gave me a B for grade A work, or that one time i wanted to blow up the mall because they closed my favorite comic store, or or that one time I was gonna blow up my house because I was tired of my family''s shit. Ugh so many good plans ruined!! Because she thought it was stupid. She says I''m too petty sometimes and I need learn to let things go. Which isn''t true I know how to let things go, like people''s life so they can embrace death hahahah. Typhon ¡°Hell if I know Faith, I don''t really care what we do just as long as it''s fun you have any good ideas?¡± Faith:¡°Yup *sigh* why did I expect that you would have any actual ideas¡­.alright this what we''re gonna do for now, we''re gonna find my little sister and then you can go and kill your family how does that sound?. Honestly in most circumstances I wouldn''t let you kill your family but knowing them, they''ll do more harm than good so you have my permission to end them.¡± Typhon:¡°Ahahahaha yes really really *squeals* haha thank you Faith I love you I love you I love you* gives her a giant kisses on the cheek* Faith:¡°Uh yeah your welcome¡±*blushes* Typhon:¡°OH Yeah!! you killed a lot of monsters on our way to your apartment did you lvl enough to change your name?¡± Faith:¡°Hm? Uh let me check¡­..yeah I''m level 6 know should I request a name change?¡± Typhon:¡°Yeah I think I have a name that perfectly embodies you¡±*grins* Faith:¡°Alright.......System I Faith Noragami request a name change¡± System:¡°State the name and we shall determine whether your name embodies you¡± Typhon:¡°Faith change your name too Echidna Wife Of The Tempest don''t question me, just do it¡±*grins* Faith:¡°*sigh* Echidna Wife Of The Tempest¡± System ¡°Name has 100% synchronization, request has been granted, new name is Echidna Wife Of The Tempest¡± *System message* *The two beings Typhon The Tempest and Echidna Wife Of The Tempest are now officially married in the eyes of the system, because of the matching names, couple now may borrow weaker Versions on each other powers.* Echidna:¡°Wait what!! We''re were¡­¡­¡±*blushes* Typhon:¡°Married!!! yes you are one lucky lady hahahahah¡±*kisses her on the cheek* Aha hell yeah I''m such a genius!! I had a feeling if me and her name match the Greek mythology of my name we would be considered a couple, married, bonded partners for all of eternity!! Ahahaha yes praise me more for my Incredible mind!!!. My brain is better than everybody''s!!!!*in a Sheldon cooper voice*.Now I can use her powers even if its weaker, it''ll still be fun. Echidna: (I''vealways wanted to marry Ty, but I was hoping it would be more romantic and I can''t even enjoy it because he''s currently dancing around laughing like a dumbass muttering something about him being a genius) Typhon:¡°*cough* ok well anyway my new beautiful wife let''s wait for the sun to come up before going to find your sister, if this new world is anything like the Rpg games nowadays the monster should get stronger at night¡± Echidna:¡°Yeah sure I''m in no rush knowing my sister with here pyromaniac ass she should be setting monsters on fire and watching them burn right about now¡± Typhon:¡°Heh yeah that''s sounds like your sister¡­.are you still mad at me for letting your sister help me blow up the school?.....¡± Echidna:¡°*glares* No I let it go, it''s not your fault you tainted my little sister''s innocence with your insanity¡±*Raises hand towards Typhon* Typhon:¡°Really? Cuz it doesn''t look like you let it go¡­..why are you raising your hand¡­*slowly backs away toward the door*¡± Echidna:¡°No I''ve completely forgiven you now come here Ty let me give you a kiss my handsome husband¡± *smile that''s scarier than Typhon¡¯s* Typhon:¡°Uh nah I''m fine we shouldn''t move so fast in relationship lest we stress it¡­¡­¡±*makes a break for it* *BOOM* *Typhon pain filled screams* Typhon:¡°Nooooooooo!!!! I said I was sorry, stop it!! That fucking hurts!!!!¡± *The End* Hey who wants to be a ghost Rider when you can be a fire starter? *Sky Noragami POV* Ugh!!!!!! I hate being a freshman why do all these weird kids keep talking to me. Hey you got snot in your nose, back away dude you''re way too close, I wish I could set you on fire and watch your fat face burn!!. Oops...my bad I sounded why too much like big brother raider on that one, big sis would be mad at me. She says big bro is a bad influence and I shouldn''t follow in his footsteps because¡­. It''s ¡°morally wrong¡± or something like that, I wasn''t really listening because she wouldn''t let us set their school on fire. It sucks I hate that we go to different schools why does big sis and big bro get to stay together but I don''t!!. Some random dude:¡°Hey sky do you wanna hang out later or something there''s a new movie out wanna see it?¡± Sky ¡°No... what I want see is you writhing and shaking in agony as your flesh melts and skin turns to goo¡±*award winning smile* Some random dude:¡°Uh what¡­..that¡±*Sutter''s in fear* *Ding Ding Ding* GOD:¡°Hello puny humans God here....now I decided to introduce to you a little chaos. Ok more than a little chaos your world is going to shit. Hahaha now you all must be freaking out and saying cliche shit like "oh my God why is that happening" or "this is must be a dream" haha this is far from a dream this is reality, my reality and I''m gonna do with you what I want. So too make sure you don''t all die like dumbasses I''m gonna give you all classes and 2 skills based off your personality and likes, some of them well have the same name but different effects obviously yes your world is like a rpg now, have fun the monsters and dungeons should be showing up right about...... now!!! have fun I''ll be watching you so don''t die to badly." Hahahaha oh ok this should be fun, knowing raider he''s probably already killed all his classmates while dancing to music¡­.he always had this weird thing about dancing on the corpses of the people he killed¡­.yeah even I gotta admit that''s pretty weird. Ok well now since we have classes that means we have a status right? Let''s see¡­.. Sky:¡°Status¡± *Ding Ding* *Status* Name: Sky Noragami Level:1 Class: The Human HeatwaveTitle: Firestarter Hp: 100%. Mp: 100%. Sta:100% Str: 11 Agi: 12 The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings. Dex: 16 Cha: 18. *Skills* BURN: Set fire to whatever you want while dealing flame and burn damage, as long as you have an outlet to start a fire the flames well burn, intensity of fire increase with each level and consumption of Mana decreases every 5 lvls. Gas Creation: Create fluid that can be use to start fires, amount of fluid created increase each level. Flame Control: control flames and fire at your will, amount of control increases every 3 lvls Ok these skills are cool and all but why do I have 3 skills? didn''t god say we only get 2¡­...oh!!! I know in some games titles can give you unique skills that''s probably it I don''t feel like checking or anything cuz I''m lazy¡­..it''s a good thing I brought my lighters, my sister almost made me leave them, something about bringing lighters to school on the first day makes a bad Impression? Or something like that I wasn''t really listening I was thinking of a joke raider told me the night before. These are my favorite lighters, they''re both custom made with dragon heads were the fire comes out, it was a gift from Mom and Dad on my birthday a couple days ago. One is white with black tints and the other is black with white tints. This is what''s really cool about them when you light it they have this special dye thing I don''t really get it but it makes the fire burn white and black respectively. Yeah cool right? Mom and Dad are the best sometimes. Well anyway my classmates have been arguing for a while now and the guys keep looking at me with perverse looks it''s annoying. Sky:¡°hey fatass what you looking at¡±*glares* Random dude #4:¡°you hot stuff why don''t you call me daddy and get on your knees and I won''t hurt that pretty little head of yours¡±*smirks* Did this fat fuck just call me hot stuff? I''ll show him hot¡­.I can''t believe he actually thinks he''s scary, maybe if raider said that to me I would listen, because he would really seriously kill me, but this little fuck? He looks like a puppy trying to stand up to a wolf he''s all bark and no bite. I planned on letting the class life out of respect for my sister¡­.but nah!!! these fuckers gotta die. I take out my black lighter...maybe I should give them names so I don''t keep referring to them as black and white lighter¡­.oh I know I''ll call the white one heaven''s fire and the black one hell''s fire. Ok so I took out hell''s fire and sparked it before turning that little spark into a giant blaze, and spending the blaze out like a flamethrower, burning all my classmates to Ash in a couple minutes. While they were screaming out in agony and all that good stuff I was trying to think, knowing my sister and raider, eventually they''ll easily get out of the school¡­..I just don''t know if they''re going to our parents house or Faith''s house. Ugh whatever I''ll go to our parents and see if they''re safe. We''ll meet up eventually¡­.ugh I don''t wanna meet my sister though¡­. she has this really bad habit of being a buzz kill I''m pretty sure if raider didn''t love her so much he would have killed her by now. I better have as much fun as I can before she comes and kills my vibe¡­..alright it''s time to leave now first just gotta grab my headphones¡­.plug em in and now that I got my tunes it''s officially time to go. Sky:¡°Yeah Da da da da da da Ooh, yeah Hey If I could I would feel nothing That''s the truth and I don''t care Mix prescriptions with prescriptions It''s not right but life''s not fair Ridin¡¯ next to me in droptop Wearin¡¯ croptop, that''s that bitch All designer when we go out Just so people know we rich Underneath it all the truth is that I Really feel like shit I''m so sick of being tired I''m so tired of being sick I ain''t never killed nobody I ain''t never sold a brick Got some OGs that once told me Keep my nose clean but I sniff¡± God I love that song it never gets old¡­¡­ *The End* They are not worthy!!!! *Typhon Pov* Hmmmm¡­¡­...for some reason I feel like I''m forgetting something, what could it be¡­¡­... OH Shit!!! please tell me I''m wrong ¡­.oh please tell me it''s not there¡­...ugh oh god!!!!!! Typhon ¡°.....Hey I wouldn''t have happen to leave my favorite sword at your house by any chance right¡­¡­..¡± Echidna ¡°You mean that scratched up katana you like to brag about, saying it''s a legendary cursed sword? Yeah you left it in my sister''s room, when you were giving my sister her new headphones and telling her that stupid joke¡± I can''t believe I left it there¡­..this is a oh my God this is a travesty!!! This is sky''s fault!!! she kept distracting me with with her cool lighters!!...like I mean come on black and white flames!! How is that not cool!!. I can''t leave weapons at Echidna''s house, her parents like to steal my weapons saying stupid stuff like a kid shouldn''t have such dangerous weapons yadda yadda yadda, there just secretly weapon fanatic''s, one time I took one of my scythes to her house and they saw it, they got sparkles in their eyes and fought me for my scythe. They were so creepy!! No matter how many times I knocked them down, they got right back up trying to snatch my scythe from my hands¡­..I eventually got tired and gave it to them while crying¡­.they were manly tears!!.....I get tears in my eyes just thinking about it.*tears up* Typhon ¡°if it was any other weapon I would say fuck it they can have it cuz I can''t kill them for it, but Echidna I want my sword, we''re going to your house and getting my sword no if ands or buts.¡± Echidna ¡°*sigh* I figured you would say that, you do realize my sister is still lost right? if we don''t find her who will, stop being selfish¡± Typhon ¡°No!!! Please I''m begging you*on his knees* I need my sword let me get my sword!! Your sister is fine, she''s like a female version of me, only less crazy, that little Firestarter we''ll be fine let me get my sword I don''t want your parents to take this one, please honey!!!!¡±*cries on her legs* Echidna ¡°*sigh* fine but you owe me if anything happens to my sister I''ll hold you accountable Twist ok?¡± Typhon ¡°Yay!!! *Jumps in the air* you won''t regret this I''m sure your sister is fine and she''s having fun setting things on fire¡± Echidna ¡° *sigh* whatever let''s go we have like 20 blocks to cover to get to my house.¡± *4 hours later* *Munch**Munch* Hey beautiful people, so on are way to Echidna¡¯s house I seen a bakery that was left untouched by the horror of the apocalypse¡­.. I decided to break in and still all the sweets!!!! It was totally worth it, the cookies were amazing and oh my God!!! the banana bread Was to die for *drools Abit* anyway''s were finally outside of her house, I couldn''t stay calm, I didn''t want my sword to be touched, so I took a gale force Sprint towards her house and flew towards her sister''s room and entered through the opened window only to see Sky getting undressed¡­¡­.Unauthorized use of content: if you find this story on Amazon, report the violation. Typhon ¡°Hey sky you seen my sword anywhere? I left it in your room the other day?¡±*tilts head to the side* Sky ¡°Yeah sure big bro, I put it under my bed because I know you wouldn''t want mom and dad to see it¡±*starts to put on clothes* Typhon ¡°thanks sky and oh hey when you reach lvl5 you can change your name, I changed my to Typhon The Tempest and your sister changed hers to Echidna Wife Of The Tempest¡±*looks under bed and grabs the sword¡± Sky ¡°Yeah? cool name big bro, I like The Tempest part so you and big sis finally tied the knot?¡± Typhon ¡°*sits on her bed*Yeah...I thought what better time is there to get married then in a apocalypse¡± Echidna ¡° *slams door open* Hey you Twisting jack ass, don''t just leave me outside, anything could have happen¡­.oh hey little sis *gives her a hug*¡± Awh isn''t this reunion just touching I got my sword*cuddles the sword*, and my beautiful wife gets her sister¡­.oh you probably have no clue what sky looks like huh? Well she looks nothing like her sister. Sky dyed her hair red and her eyes are blue like her father''s. She looks like a cute little anime chick from pretty much any anime you would probably watch. Typhon ¡°So sky what class you got? I know it must be something to do with fire¡± Sky ¡°Yeah my class is called the Human Heatwave it came with three skills Burn, Gas Creation, and Flame control, gas control just lets me create lighter fluid so I can spark my fire¡± Typhon ¡°Wait so that means you can''t create fire but you can create gas?. How the hell does that work?¡± Sky ¡°hell if I know I just make fire and it goes burn burn that''s all that really matters don''t sweat the small stuff¡±*shrugs shoulders* Typhon ¡°Fair enough so where''s is you mom and dad?¡± Sky ¡°you would get mad at me if I told you¡­¡­.¡±*looks away* Typhon ¡°nah I promise I won''t get mad at you so tell me¡± Sky ¡°....Ok¡­..there currently sparring with your favorite hammer and scythe¡­¡­¡± *Face goes blank*......did she just say what I think she said?........like my favorite hammer¡­¡­.you mean the hammer that I killed 75 people just to get after being seriously injured¡­¡­...my hammer it should be locked In my safe why do they have it¡­.. .and my scythe¡­..and my scythe¡­¡­..they cried and begged me for¡­.my scythe they guilted me into giving them¡­¡­.. I can ignore that because I got a new scythe but my hammer¡­¡­... Typhon ¡° Did¡­..you just say my favorite hammer like the hammer I almost died for after killing 75 people you¡­¡­.why do they have my Hammer¡­¡±*looks at them with soulless eyes* Sky ¡°They kind of broke in and a t-took it¡­...I''m sorry big bro..¡± Typhon ¡°Their in the sparing room right?......¡± *Stands up* Sky ¡°.......Yeah why do you want¡­¡± *Zoom**Door flies open* *Sky POV* Echidna ¡°Sky!! we gotta stop him he just might really kill mom and dad!!¡±*Runs after Typhon* Dammit mom and dad you need stop messing with big bro stuff you really pissed him off this time* chases after Echidna* *Typhon Pov* This fuckers are dead, how dare they go in my vault and touch my weapons!!!! They think they can just get away with touching and taking my stuff just because I love their daughter? I''ll show them how wrong they truly are!!! I''ll show they''ll why I''m walking Carnage I am the personification of death and destruction I''ll show them true terror!!!!!!. *CRASH**BOOM* Typhon ¡°HEY YOU MOTHERFUCKER COCKING SUCKING PEICES OF SNAKED COVERED SHIT!!! HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY HAMMER!!! I ALMOST DIED FOR THAT HAMMER!!! YOU''RE DEAD!!!!!¡±*Roars louder than a dragon* *The End* Not a chapter just a poll Just be cuz Typhon (/?ta?f?n, -f?n/;Greek:¦³¦Ô¦Õ?¦Í,Tuph¨­n[typ????n]), alsoTyphoeus(/ta??fi??s/;¦³¦Ô¦Õ¦Ø¦Å??,Tuph¨­eus),Typhaon(¦³¦Ô¦Õ?¦Ø¦Í,Tupha¨­n) orTyphos(¦³¦Ô¦Õ??,Tuph¨­s), was a monstrous snaky giant and the most deadly creature inGreek mythology. According toHesiod, Typhon was the son ofGaiaandTartarus. However one source has Typhon as the son ofHeraalone, while another makes Typhon the offspring ofCronus. Typhon and his mateEchidnawere the progenitors of many famous monsters.A case of content theft: this narrative is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation. Typhon attempted to overthrowZeusfor the supremacy of the cosmos. The two fought a cataclysmic battle, which Zeus finally won with the aid of his thunderbolts. Defeated, Typhon was cast into Tartarus, or buried underneath Mount Etna, or the island ofIschia. In later accounts Typhon was often confused with theGiants.

Make my pancakes blueberry!!! *Typhon POV* I rushed towards them with a Gale Force Sprint¡­ Ok a little explanation is in order. When my skills said I can create my twist and spins anywhere it''ll literally meant anywhere, it''s only limited by imagination though creating twisters inside people or objects strain the shit out of my mind. I can ignore the pain when I''m raged induced. I created twisters in-between their hands that are holding my weapons and made the twisters explode, shooting my weapons out there hands, I them put my weapons inside a huge twister in the corner of the room and made the twister spin faster than the fastest of cars. You touch my twister don''t expect to come out alive. All that took less than 2 seconds and now I''m in front of Echidna father and I give him a Gale Inforced uppercut, sending him in the air, before taking another Gale Force Sprint towards her mother. I grab her by the her head with both hands, and spin her at Supersonic speeds before throwing her at her husband. STRIKE!!!!! I take a Gale Inforced jump in the air before doing a forward spin and falling on them getting ready to kill them with a Gale force axe kick. *CRASH**CRASH* Echidna pushed me out of the way right before my kick landed on the both of them, slamming me in a wall screaming at me to calm down before pressing me against the wall with Repulsion. I was furious how dare she stop me from taking the kill who does she think is she? Just because she''s my wife and I love her, doesn''t give her the right to tell me who I can and can''t kill¡­¡­¡­.ok!!! It kind of does but that''s not the point!!!. Typhon ¡°How dare you!! Why did you stop me they deserve to die they touched my weapons!!! Ill kill them I''ll kill them I''ll kill them I''ll kill them!!¡± Echidna ¡°Twist!!! Calm down!! You always do this, I''m not saying they aren''t in the wrong but don''t kill them over it, if you love me you''ll calm down..¡±*looks at him with a loving gaze* Typhon ¡°...........Tsk let me down I lose interest in killing them¡±*clicks his tongue in displeasure* Echidna ¡°thank you, now mom and dad you got some explaining to do¡± I went and got my weapons and made my twister disappear, now I have my hammer, sword and scythe. I still wanna kill them, but I don''t want Echidna mad at me so they''ll live for now, maybe I''ll kill them in the future and make it look like an accident¡­¡­ Echidna ¡°Ty stop secretly planning ways to murder my parents, I know you''re not just gonna let this go, I know you''re unsatisfied, I''ll make it up to you later so chill for now¡± How the hell does she do that!!!! I swear to god if I didn''t know any better I would really believe she can read minds¡­..wait isn''t her class Jade Empress? Doesn''t the Jade Emperor have a third eye of wisdom? That increases his mental perception and awareness or something like that ¡­..didn''t the myths say he can look into the future¡­...ugh whatever it doesn''t matter I''m not gonna let this go, but I wanna see how she makes this up to me.Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon. Typhon ¡°Ok I won''t kill you¡­¡­.. how did you get into my vault?...did you take anymore more of my weapons¡±*glares at them* Echidna Father ¡° Um¡­.you see we kind of been spying on you and seen your password¡­.who would have thought your password was I love faith¡­..¡± Typhon ¡°Shut up!!!! I didn''t ask you all of that I asked how you got in, now I know... did you TAKE ANY OF MY OTHER WEAPONS!!!!!!¡± *glances at Echidna only to see her slightly blushing* Echidna Father ¡°....N-nooo we didn''t, we only took the hammer, because we thought you wouldn''t notice and we already had your scythe don''t worry we locked your vault back up, the rest of your weapons are safe and sound¡± Well that''s a relief I have a lot of weapons, I mean a lot of weapons, and based off the myths they shouldn''t be in anyone hands besides mine¡­...Ok so you''re probably wondering why I got so pissed about my vault. Well this is why, almost every weapon in my vault I almost died for, like seriously not a single weapon I didn''t almost die for. The reason why I was so pissed about the hammer was because I was tracking an evil cult who had the hammer and were sacrificing people in attempt to try and awaken their god. It took forever to finally find their base I finally found it though, as I was sneaking into the room they kept the hammer Echidna called me asking me if I was coming over for dinner I told her yeah I''ll be there in a bit¡­...when I hung up the phone I was already surrounded by black robed cultist with knifes and Guns. I went on a murder spree I killed all of them, though in the process I was riddled with knife and bullet wounds. It was totally worth it tho because this hammer is Thor''s Hammer¡­. well at least that''s what my information broker told me and he has never done me wrong so I believed him. Typhon ¡°You know going into my vault is punishable by death did you truly believe I wouldn''t kill you when I found out?¡± Echidna father ¡° *looks at his daughter*....We thought we would have faith cover for us¡­...and stop you¡± These motherfucking cowards, did he really just say he was gonna have daughter cover for them? I have never heard such pussy shit in my life, these are grown ass adults aren''t you both suppose to be mafia bosses?......*sigh* I really wish I could rip your hearts out Typhon ¡°I really wish I could rip your hearts out and feed it to my scythe¡± Sky ¡°*just arrived* Big bro don''t kill mom and dad!! I''ll make you pancakes¡± Wait pancakes¡­¡­...pancakes sound really good right now mhm¡­..pancakes*drools Abit* ok they''re fine for now I really just want pancakes now. Typhon ¡°Ok!! Let''s go get pancakes, can you make mine blueberry?¡±*Skips out of the room* Sky ¡°Yeah sure big bro whatever you want¡± *follows after him* *Echidna POV* Dad ¡°......Explain to me again why you love him¡­..he was really gonna kill us if you didn''t come¡± Echidna ¡°Don''t worry about it, he wouldn''t have almost killed you if you didn''t go in his vault, hey wake mom up he really spinned her silly¡± Dad ¡°Yeah ok *shakes her awake* hey it wasn''t my idea it was your mom she convinced me to it¡± Mom ¡°Hey honey we''re supposed to be in this together, if I fall you fall to¡±*pouts* Ugh my parents are such kids, I''m always telling not to touch Typhon¡¯s stuff but they never listen, why do I have such immature parents¡­...whatever the situation is worked out and Typhon isn''t gonna kill them anytime soon¡­.*sniffs* I smell pancakes I''m gonna go get pancakes¡­..this has been a long day¡­¡­. Echidna ¡°Whatever do what you want but don''t touch his stuff next time, I won''t help you next time,now I''m gonna go get pancakes¡±*walks away* *The End* Come take a peek in my Deadman wonderland *Typhon Pov* Typhon ¡°*munch**munch* mhn! Sky your pancakes are the best!!.....So you set all of your classmates on fire, because this random fatass called you hot stuff and told you to get on your knees and call him daddy? Ahaha good girl*gives high five*¡± Echidna ¡°Ty don''t encourage her for bad behavior, she''ll never learn her lesson like that!!!¡± Typhon ¡°What? bad behavior? So you''re telling me you''re fine with your sister getting on her knees and calling some fatass daddy? Wow so cold for such a loving sister?¡±*grins* Echidna ¡°Ya ¡­.I you hey!! you know what I meant you can''t just kill whilly nilly, sky next time just walk away or just kill him if he actually attempted to hurt you but no more mass slaughtering¡± Sky ¡°What!! No fair!! big bro can kill whatever he wants but I can''t? how is that fair? I''ve killed way less people then Typhon¡± Typhon ¡°She has a point I''ve killed so many people I''ve stopped counting after 500 and most of those were for my weapons still though step back and let the kid handle life how she wants¡± Echidna ¡°Ty shut up!! you''re not helping I don''t want my sister to turn into a lunatic like you, she needs to learn restraint¡± Typhon ¡°so what if I''m a lunatic you still love me don''t you? So stop sweating the small stuff¡± Sky ¡°Yeah!! what big bro said hey can I see you vault and can I borrow those replica ghost rider chains you have?¡± Typhon ¡°Hm? Yeah sure and they''re not replicas supposedly the Ghost Rider was actually a thing back in the westerns times. those chains are the real deal and you can have them I hardly use them anymore¡± Sky ¡°Yay thanks big bro, I love you!!¡±*kisses him on the chick¡± Typhon ¡°Hehe love you to munchkin¡± After we finished eating, we went to my house, yes the house my family might be in so far it''s empty anyways we went and checked out my vault¡­.I don''t have any cool name for it all anything I usually just call it the vault. I got more weapons then I can use, which is why I''m fine with giving her the chains even if I was drowned for them. I mean yeah the chains are cool and all but I hardly use them. I only used them for like maybe 4 or 5 assassin contracts¡­..what surprised? I am from a mafia family it''s not that big a deal that I do assassin contracts.This tale has been unlawfully obtained from Royal Road. If you discover it on Amazon, kindly report it. I actually got my scythe on an assassin contract, I was in London, killing some big wig that was fucking with my family''s business so I was sent to deal with him...well anyways as I was escaping, I ran into this field of tall grass and tripped on something, it was a scythe. The scythe was taller then me nearing around 7 feet, pitch black in color with an silver edge blade with black ripples running through the blade like veins. There was a note attached to it that said The Grim Reaper¡¯s Scythe. I did what any respectable person would do in a situation like that. I picked up the big ass scythe and booked it out of there. It was shame though, none of the guards caught up to me so I didn''t get to test it then and there*tears up*. Well anyway''s we''ve made it to my vault, I didn''t forget my weapons this time I''m gonna put them in their rightful place. Typhon ¡°Vault open, password is:I Love Faith¡± *Vault opens* Typhon ¡°Ladies welcome to my own self imposed Deadman wonderland¡± *gestures inside* There''s weapon in all kind of display cases, if you can think of a weapon I have it. Now time to put my weapons back in there display cases. Something weird happen when I was putting my sword back on its pedestal. *System message* ¡°Owner of this weapon vault can personalise and turn it into a personal weapon inventory that can be accessed from anywhere. COST: 25 STAT POINTS¡± Ahahahahahah oh my God this is the best!!!! Haha gimme gimme gimme. This is so fucking cool!!! this means I can make my weapons appear of thin air and make weapon switch combos!!! Haha I''m gonna feel like a certain brotha from bloodborne. Typhon ¡°Yes system gimme I accept spend the stat points¡±*smiling like a child with a new toy¡± *System message* *Request has been accepted enjoy your new weapon inventory¡± Hahaha hell yeah this is the best!!! Haha oh life is the best right now I can slaughter whoever I want, I can summon weapons for anywhere, and I can embody the twister¡­..oh and I''m married now¡­..that''s a bonus*grins* Typhon ¡°Yo sky you find the chains there on the right towards the back¡± Sky ¡°*run over with chains* Yeah I''ve found them can I test them in your training room?¡± Typhon ¡°Yeah sure knock yourself out just do me a favor if you see anyone related to me kill them for me k?¡± Sky ¡°Yeah sure whatever you want big bro¡± *runs out of the vault¡± Echidna ¡°Wait!! sky don''t kill anyone!!! You dumbass why would you ask her that, now I gotta go run after her make sure she doesn''t kill anyone¡±*runs after sky* Hm? What''s the big deal? They''re all gonna die anyways does it really matter who kills them?. Mh whatever I left one of my combat knifes in room time go get it. *Crash**Boom* Hehe I guess they found a relative I wonder who could it be?*smile that stretches from ear to ear*let''s go find out shall we? *Zoom**Vault door closes* *The End* He Deserves Death!!!!! *Sky POV* Yah!! big bro is the best, I can''t believe he just let me have the chains. I don''t really believe him when he says the chains are real Ghost Rider Chains, I mean come on seriously?. You''re telling me there was weird shit like The Ghost Rider around before the apocalypse? I don''t believe it. These chains are bizarre though¡­.like Ash is always covering them no matter how you try and clean it, ash just stays on it. I get this weird pulsating feeling in my chest when I hold them¡­..ok I might believe him a little. Random guy ¡°Hey what are you doing in my house get out before I end you¡±*sneers* Hm? Oh his house¡­...now that I take a better look¡­..Tall, with black graying hair, pale gray eyes¡­.mid 50s yup this is Typhon¡¯s dad¡­...what did big bro say he wanted me to do again? It''s on the tip of my tongue I can''t quite remember¡­ Typhon father ¡° Hey!!!!! You little brat did you not hear me I said get out before I kill you¡±*glares* Oh that''s right he said kill anyone that he''s related to¡­.is he sure he wants me to do that? I mean that''s flesh and blood it feels a little wrong¡­.whatever big bro said kill, I''ll kill. Sky ¡°Yo Typhon''s dad don''t take this personally, but your son ask me to kill you if I happen to cross paths with you.¡± Typhon ¡°Typhon¡­..you mean my stupid son? *Sigh* Ugh yeah that sounds like him...always holding a grudge why can''t he just let it go already, I''ve tried to make peace with him, I''ve always regretted the way I treated my only son. I wish I would have loved him the way he should have been loved, that''s why I''m so grateful that he found faith.¡±*looks down in shame* Oh my¡­.seriously? This is Typhon''s dad? he always used to be so mean and cold he didn''t even remember who I was, but now he just looks like a old man with nothing but regrets. Typhon¡¯s Father ¡°Hey your Faith''s little sister right? I''m sorry for not recognizing you, I don''t have my glasses kind of lost them in the apocalypse, hey look if you really need to kill me, go ahead I''ve sinned for too much in this life¡­.I really just wish I could have been the father my son deserves¡± Echidna ¡°You know you still have a chance, I can see the sadness in his eyes, when he thinks about killing you¡­.he does a really good job at hiding it using mock joy¡± Big sis? When did you get here, I didn''t even Notice you standing there. I''m not sure if she''s right about the sadness part, but she knows Typhon better than anyone. She would know, I honestly don''t want to kill him, he already looks so defeated. Typhon Father ¡°Do you really think that?, All I need is one chance I wanna prove to my son that I truly love him, I''ll do anything.¡±*looks with hope in his eyes* Echidna ¡°Yeah there a chance come with me, I''ll have Typhon sit down with you and have a heart to heart talk¡­.he needs this just as much as you do.¡± Typhon father ¡°....Please, thank you faith you have no idea how much this means to me¡­¡± *CRASH**BOOM* Oh my God that is one big monster, what is with monster and smashing down walls why can''t they gently come inside then try and slaughter us¡­...what the fuck is that thing?....almost looks like Orge¡­.or maybe a Troll? Honestly it doesn''t matter what it is, that thing gotta die, fast. I use gas Creation and make gas slide down the chains and slam them together.If you spot this tale on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. *BOOM* Oh shit!! What the hell these fucking chains, their eating my flames!!!. This chains are fucking crazy, they''re eating my flames and shooting out a super dark red flame, the color is almost crimson. I can even feel the heat and I''m suppose to be flame resistance because of my class. Oh shit the monster is running at me, I swing one of my chains at the monster with my left hand and wrap him in it. He struggles trying to get out of it. He stops, grabs my chain and pulls me towards him I jump with it giving myself forward momentum, I wrap my other chain around my arm and give him a hard right straight to the face. I Smash his face in but he stills not dead, I yank my chain cutting into his flesh and burning it shut as my chains comes off, I quickly wrap my hand with my now free chain and start wailing on him smashing his face in. Rapidly punching his face till my hands become a blur I give him one last punch with all my power put in it. Sky ¡°rharghn!!!!!!! Die!!!!¡± The monster head comes flying off and smashes into Typhon as soon as he walks through the door. Oh shit big bro is gonna be pissed¡­¡­.Oh I lvled like 4 times that means I''m level 7 now, cool I wonder what level that monster was?. Typhon ¡° what the hell!!! Whoever the hell throw a monster head at me, expect repercussions,*looks at sky who''s covered in monster blood* Sky Honey come here please¡± *smiles* Oh my God he looks so evil, you''re so fucking crazy bro *steps back* what am I gonna do he''s gonna whip with his belt. I don''t want a whooping!!!*starts to cry* *Kicks Typhon in the head* Echidna ¡°hey you dumbass don''t threaten my sister with your creepy smile of yours¡­.oh we found your dad don''t kill him, sit back down!!! You need to talk to your father, look at him he''s truly sad and regretful over how he treated you¡± *Typhon Pov* Fucking Echidna!!! I don''t care I don''t care I don''t care I don''t care I don''t care let me kill him!!! He deserves to die for all he''s done to me, he must suffer!!!!!! Typhoon ¡°No!!!!! Move so I can kill him he deserves death let me kill him let me kill let me kill let me kill him!!!!!!!!!¡±*screams in rage* Let me kill let me kill him let me kill let me kill let me kill let me kill let me kill him let me kill!! Let me rip his flesh to shreds let me rip his flesh to shreds let me rip his flesh to shreds let me rip his flesh to shreds let me rip his flesh to shreds!!! Let me make him scream!!!!!!!!! Echidna ¡°*Slaps Typhon* I said no!! You''re going to talk your father I don''t care what he did in the past, I''m not saying what he did isn''t wrong, but look at him he wants to love you, he''s regretful give him a chance¡± Wha¡­...huh? A chance... give him a chance? I refuse no I can''t I don''t want to I can''t I wrong I ragh!! No I I if.no I refuse it''s a trick he''ll just trick me no¡­¡­ Typhon¡¯s dad ¡°Please son give me chance I promise to do you right, I promise to love you like how you should be loved, I know what I have done to you is wrong please I''ll do anything just give me one more chance¡± Typhon ¡°Noooo!!!! A chance!!!! I wanted a chance at a normal childhood!!!!!! Your tortured me!!! you broke me!!! You made me suffer!!!!, for the longest all I''ve known is unending pain and agony!!!! Why couldn''t you love me,!!!! I was your son!!! Your flesh and blood?!!! Why would do that!!!! You left me riddled with scars!!!! For every failure you add a new one!!! For every accomplishment you add 3 more!!!!!! I was a child!!! I lost my innocence before I even knew what that meant!!!! Nothing I did was ever good enough!!!!¡±*starts to cry* Typhon ¡°Now you''re here asking for a redo!!!!!! Give me a redo at a better life!!! give me a life where my body isn''t covered in bullet wounds and knife scars!!!!!!! I refuse!!!!! Your not my father you lost that title a long time ago!!!!!!!!! Echidna move!! I''ll make him suffer the way I did!!!!!!¡± Echidna ¡°*kisses Typhon*......your my husband we''ll be together for an eternity and more...and because I love you I''m telling you this now, don''t kill your father you''ll regret it, yes honey I know he''s done wrong but please give him a chance *smiles at Typhon* Give¡­¡­.him¡­... a¡­. chance¡­...I''ll never forgive you for what you''ve done¡­... I can''t I refuse to¡­..but I can''t disappoint Echidna, if she believes you can be my father for real this time¡­... I''ll cooperate for now¡­..I still want you dead, but for my wife I''ll let you try and atone for your sins, and when you fail I''ll be there with my scythe ready to reap your soul. Typhon ¡°......I''m tired I''m going to my room¡­¡­¡±*kisses Echidna before walking away* Echidna ¡°* whispers* Ty¡­..thank you, I see great things in the future, you might not realize it yet¡­.but your father is the reason for your strength¡­.without pain you would be weak, your suffering is your power accept it, and you''ll reach new bounds you didn''t even realize was possible¡± *The End* I Could Be The Monkey King... *Typhon Pov* Hehehehehehe hahahahahahahaha you haha ok hey my devoted viewers. All is well here¡­¡­.kind of I''ve been waiting for Echidna to leave so I can secretly kill my father. It''s not going to well, she won''t leave my fucking side, even when I go to bathroom she stands outside!!!. She''s too fucking smart for her own good he''s gonna die regardless, the time is irrelevant so I can wait. I need to kill him with my scythe though, yeah the Grim reaper scythe is legit it''s the real deal¡­..you''re probably wondering how I know that huh? Well it''s simple I appraised it, it''s a basic ability everyone gets. Most people just don''t realize they have it. I''m not gonna show you the message, seems like extra work and I''m to annoyed for that. Basically what the message was saying is that souls can strengthened it and those who are consumed feel unending soul searing pain. You can guess why I have to use the scythe now right? Echidna ¡° Ty come here I need your opinion on something¡± Hm? what could she want, all she''s been doing is pissing me off for the last 8 hours. Why does she have to be such a buzz kill sometimes. Typhon ¡°Opinion? The way your laying on my bed says otherwise though*grins* Echidna ¡°*blush* shut up and come here already, we can''t do that yet, I wanted to talk to you about your father.¡± And she killed my boner¡­...why did she have to go and lie down so seductively, only to say let''s talk. Especially when my father is the topic she''s fucking with me. Typhon ¡°What''s there to talk about? you won''t let me kill him. What? you want me to make him breakfast to?¡±*starts doing push ups* Echidna ¡°Ty stop trying to be an ass¡­...you''re going to kill your father regardless of what I say aren''t you?¡± Typhon ¡°You want me to be honest?¡­.I¡¯m waiting for you to fall asleep so I can murder him with a passion¡±*grins while doing push ups* Echidna ¡°Yeah I figured, I can see the irritation. I''m pretty sure the only reason why you haven''t snapped yet is because your scared of hurting me.but really why can''t you just give him a chance? you can see he''s serious about wanting to love you¡± Typhon ¡°Would you invite someone who murdered your family over for dinner? If I seriously killed your parents would you really ever forgive me? No because the human mind doesn''t work like that. You wouldn''t even realize it, but you would slowly but surely think of a way to kill me.¡±This story originates from a different website. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there. I''m tired and annoyed and every part of me is screaming just kill her and be done with it¡­... what am I supposed to¡­...I''m going to my vault, being there surrounded by my weapons of legendary mass destruction always calms me down. Typhon ¡°I''m going to the vault you can go to sleep if you want or shower¡± Echidna ¡°don''t do anything stupid¡­..what am I saying? Typhon don''t kill anyone ok? I can see you''re barely keeping your bloodlust in check ¡± Typhon ¡°No promises we''ll see what happens*grins* I''ll see you in a bit¡± *Walks to the vault* Rows and rows of weapons, if it can be classified as a weapon I have it. Shit I even have the guillotine that was used to execute king Henry the 5th. A lot of my weapons just look old and ragged barely keeping it self together. Supposedly my staff that I ¡°aquired¡± a couple contracts ago is supposed to be the legendary staff of Sun Wukong. Though it just looks like a regular gray metal staff. Hm¡­my staff¡­...I wonder is that staff really that ¡°Staff¡±¡­¡­..and that drinking gourd that was owned by a wandering monk is that the real deal¡­¡­. Typhoon ¡° System appraise this staff¡± *Ding* *System message* *Sun Wukong Staff: Ruyi Jingu Bang* ¡°The staff of the once Almighty Monkey King this staff is nearly indestructible and can regenerate durability over time. Can shrink and extend, expand and contract at will. This staff was lost after the great battle of the gods after the first king of hell tricked Sun Wukong into slaughter his people making Sun Wukong kill himself out of grief. Now in the hands of the chaotic rebel soul known as Typhon The Tempest.¡± *Special Ability: weapon copy,can copy the staff infinitely to suit the user wishes¡± *Special Ability: can Summon a field of staffs that can be used to harm your foes* *Special Ability :Weigh on the soul, the staff is infinitely heavy for those not bonded with the staff, is as light as the user wants to be. can change weight with a thought * Did.. ..it¡­.just. ¡­.. say¡­¡­..sun¡­.wukong¡­...staff¡­¡­*stares blankly* ha hah hahahahahahaha oh my God this is gonna be so much fun¡­..that means if I . .. let''s see . and if I¡­. angle it ...like that¡­¡­...ahah ok change of plans who wants to see me snipe my father from distance with my staff? Haha I do!!! let''s go. I left my vault and went around my house towards my father rooms I climb up a tree that was so conveniently placed right in front of his window *cough*(plot armor). I sit on a branch point my staff towards my father and say. Typhon ¡°Extend¡± *Clang* What the hell¡­¡­.why didn''t it go through!!!!! It was on a straight path and it just changed directions last second......This makes no sense what stopped it¡­¡­..oh shit I gotta run!!!!! *CRASH* Urgh!!!! Dammit I knew it, she stopped it at the last minute dammit Echidna you always have to do this. I guess I''m getting punished tonight¡­¡­.ugh this sucks. Echidna ¡°Ty what did I say, didn''t I say no killing? you''re such a bad boy sometimes. Unsummon the staff back into the vault and come I have a special lesson for kids who don''t like to listen¡± *drags him away with Attraction* Nooooooooo!!!! I regret telling you about me being able to summon and unsummon my weapons!!!! I hope she goes easy this time¡­¡­..My devoted viewers pray for me!!!!!!! *Horrified screams continue long into the night* *The End* But,...The butterflies are so pretty!! *Typhon Pov* Humans, viewers, and all intelligent life forms out there, I just have to say this. My wife is a fucking sadist!!!!!! She''s a complete fucking monster. She as a punishment, made me watch genderbend and gender trap animes all night!!! Do you know what that does to a man!!!! Oh my God, boku no pico was the worse. One thing that made me question my mind the most is,why does she have all this on DVD!!!!!. I feel like I''m gonna be permanently scarred for the rest of my life. Something''s you just can''t unsee. *Blank stare of soulful pain* Echidna ¡°Well honey it''s finally morning did you learn your lesson¡­¡±*yawns* Typhon ¡° Never!!! Viva la revolution!!! And all that jazz, I refuse to give into your torture you spawn of Satan!!!¡± Echidna ¡° Really now? why don''t you go a couple rounds with this spawn of Satan then?¡± *Vein bulges* Typhon ¡° it would be my pleasure to vanquish you¡­¡­.IN MY SOUL GOD¡­... AND IN MY FIST THE DEVIL!!!¡± *Run towards her* Ok so I know I''m talking big shit and all that but I refuse to let this slide. What sucks is that Echidna is like my natural counter, see my powers, abilities, and martial art are all based around momentum. Without momentum I''m essentially useless...well I mean besides all my dope ass weapons that can be used in all kinds of situations, but I wanna use them as last resort kind of thing...or when the opponent is fun to fight. Echidna skills, Repulsion and Attraction are like my natural counter, she can easily cancel out all my momentum by simply using the skills in Conjunction. Ok so what I''m about to do is something no man should ever have to do, but when you have a wife like mine, you learn quickly this is the easiest way towards forgiveness. Typhon¡° Rharggh!!! *Kneels in front of Echidna* I''m sorry please forgive me, don''t make me watch boku no pico again, I''m begging you please *looks up with tears in his eyes*¡± Echidna ¡°Hmph I thought as much go shower, then come down for breakfast we have a lot to talk about. As an additional punishment for calling me the spawn of Satan, you can''t enter the vault today bye bye honey¡±*smiles and walks away* Did she just say what I think she said¡­¡­*stares blankly*......no vault for the day¡­¡­.My weapon sanctuary!!! No oh god please don''t keep me away for my beautiful weapons!! *Cries* I still haven''t appraised the gourd!!! Oh the agony!!!....oh wait I forgot I could just summon my weapons to me.This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. *Pish* Yay yay gourd time I wonder what this bad boy is about? System appraise gourd. *Drunken immortal¡¯s gourd: wine flows unending* ¡°Gourd of the drunken immortal, that is said to produce the finest quality of wine endlessly, was lost when the immortal got into a drunken fight, dropped it and lost it. Now in the hands of the chaotic rebel soul known as Typhon The Tempest¡± *Special Ability :Wine Production, produce any and all kinds of wine as long as magic power is fueled into the gourd¡± *Special Ability: Sublime Taste, anything drunken from the the gourd taste infinitely better than the regular counterpart* *Special Ability: Drunken Power, can permanently increase power from 10 to 50% when wine is drunk from the gourd* *Raises gourd to lips* *Gulp** Gulp**Gulp* Ahhhhh!!! That was amazing, I haven''t tasted anything better in this lifetime¡­.getting drunk while sitting under a tree outside is the best, I''m not even going to breakfast. *Drinks some more* *3 hours later* Butterflies butterfly I¡­¡­. Feel like I''m forgetting something hm¡­¡­ hey are butterflies supposed to be glowing¡­.. No?.... Then these probably aren''t butterflies. They''re so pretty!!!! Like I want them as night lights. Typhon ¡°hey pretty pretties *grins* wanna be my night lights¡± ??? ¡°....Protect!!! Destroy!!! Kill!!! Demolish!!!!¡± Hm? Where did that come from?.... Hehe doesn''t matter*glups* this is really good¡­... I can never get tired of this taste¡­..*hiccup*.I feel like someone is calling my name I wonder who that could be?.... Hehe*gulps*. Echidna ¡°Typhon!!!! Where the hell were you? Breakfast was 3 hours ago¡­. Where did you get the gourd from?¡± Hm where did the pretty butterflies go??.... Typhon ¡° hey honey where did the pretty butterflies go?*says tipsily**hiccup*¡± Echidna ¡° huh? Butterflies? hey are you drunk? What are you doing drinking so early in the morning, you haven''t eaten, come on get on let''s go get you a shower and some food¡± Typhon ¡° but the pretty glowing butterflies*whines* *gulps*ahh alright I could shower join me though I get lonely¡±*grins* Echidna ¡°*blush* No you''re still not off the hook from yesterday''s stunt, come on let''s go¡± *Walks away* *??? Pov* ??? ¡° Protect your loves one, destroy the gods, kill those in who stand in your way and demolish the standards of the universe for that is your fate!!* *Space rips* Typhon ¡°Hehehe I knew you weren''t butterflies, you look tasty¡­¡­.*grins viscously**sketches mouth inhumanly wide**chomps**munch**munch*....mm..that was good hehe gotta get back to the shower before Echidna realizes I''m gone¡­..hehe so if I twist space hard enough¡­.I can teleport¡­.good to know*grins*¡± *Space rips* *The End* Yeah can I have a Sprite with that spicy bullet? *Echidna POV* ¡­...Typhoon has been acting weirder than usual. He''s usually listens to what I say because he knows I only want the best for him, but he keeps ignoring me and keeps trying to kill his father. After he came out the shower he had this shit eating grin on his face, his father walked up to him and tried to talk with Typhon, he made this weird revolver appear out of nowhere and tried shot him in the head. Lucky I was able to stop it by pushing it back at typhon but all typhoon did was eat it¡­...yeah I said eat it¡­..it''s the weirdest shit ever, he ate it, then burped fire and Drunk something from that weird gourd. Before walking away and sitting under his favorite tree. Echidna ¡°Sky¡­...can you go talk to Typhon, I''m worried about him.¡± Sky ¡°Yeah sure no problem... but why? big bro seems fine, I mean if anything a little more blood thirsty but he''s the still he gives me candy*grins*¡± Echidna ¡° just see what''s going on please? I want him to make up with his father, and it''s not gonna work if he''s always trying to kill him¡± Sky ¡° Uhhhh well alright I''ll go see what''s up, later big sis¡± Let''s just hope she can figure it out¡­...I honestly wonder what''s making him so blood thirsty¡­..I can''t figure it out, it has nothing to with the apocalypse¡­.I feel like it''s something more deep then that¡­..I''ll figure it out in due time no need to stress myself thinking. *Typhon Pov* Hey you ever wonder what a fire bullet taste likes? Like hot salsa surprisingly...you wonder how I know that right? Well I tried to shoot my father in the head with one not to early ago. It didn''t go well cuz my Beautiful wife shot it back at me, yeah I know right? so I ate it. Mostly because I wanted to test out this new ability I awoken while drinking saki. Yeah check it out my peeps and see my awesomeness. It came with the title.This book is hosted on another platform. Read the official version and support the author''s work. Soul devouring Twister: through a completely random accident or accidently fate¡­..you have eaten oracle''s of fate and gained the power to devour souls and pure energy to power up temporarily power up yourself, through devouring souls you can permanently strengthened yourself¡­..can devour physical matter with a highly unlikely chance of it working¡­.success depends on hidden stat LUK. Yeah I know right so fucking cool!!! It happen by complete accident¡­.like when I seen the glowing butterflies they strangely, just looked tasty and I wanted to try and eat them¡­...but Echidna came and interrupted me and made me go shower¡­.I also tried a hunch I had, and I was completely right if I twist space hard enough I can teleport so I did exactly that, they were still there so by something that felt instinctive, I infused my Mana into my jaws and teeth and well¡­..you know the rest. They tasted like muffins*grins* Sky ¡°Yo big bro how you feeling? You''ve been extra blood thirsty lately and big sis is worried about you¡± Typhon ¡°Hm? What?, well I can''t say I haven''t been a little thirsty but I mean if you have something you been wanting to kill all your life, put in front of you and someone is constantly telling you no?.... You try harder and more frequently at trying to kill them it''s that simple¡± Sky ¡° just listen to big sis and stop being a baby big bro, she only wants the best for you, she really believes deep down you don''t want to kill him. So lay off it for a while, don''t you want her to be happy?¡± Typhon ¡° Of course I want her to be happy but I can''t help it*whines like a baby* it''s like putting a cookie In a little kid hands telling them they can eat it, then snatching it out their hands it fucking sucks!!!¡± Sky ¡°So what? Small price to pay for your wife''s happiness if I do say so myself big bro¡±*gives him a lollipop* Typhon ¡°...thank you¡­*puts lollipop in mouth* mhn cheery¡± Sky ¡° yeah I know big bro it''s ok enjoy the lollipop¡± *starts to Pat him on the head* Mhn I love cherry¡­...oh¡­ what''s this warm fuzzy feeling¡­.she''s patting me on the head, I wanna make her stop cuz I''m older then her and I don''t want her treating me like a child, but it feels oddly satisfying¡­.i''ll just sit here and enjoy the feeling.*smiles sweetly* *The End*