《The Demon's Adventure》


 Prologue

    In a spacious room there was a man spinning in a chair


    *sigh*" IM SO BORED! isn''t there anything fun to do?" As he spun a look of agitation could be seen on his handsome face under his hair he was playing with.


    While he wallowing in self pity a magical circle lit up beneath him slowly getting brighter and brighter eventually so bright even the distracted man saw it.


    *chuckle*"this is what I think it is is right?"that" it has to be! I''m being summoned! At the very least magic exists ahahahAHAHAH"


    As the man was screaming to himself the circle got so bright it was blinding sensing he was almost out of time he looked around panickedly managing to grab a pen before he disappeared.


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    *UNKOWN SPACE*


    A woman with beauty that could be descibed as heavenly was walking in place with a look of agitation similar to the one our hapless protagonist word


    "What am I to do? If I don''t get my planet in balance again in time for the God council I''ll become a laughing stock!" A look of hesitation briefly appeared before quickly changing into determination.


    She flicked her hand as a folder appeared in it quickly flipping it she stopped at the last entry.


    *WARNING DANGER*


    NAME:ALLEN CROSS SEX:MALE


    BIO:EVERY ATTEMPT TO CONTROL HIM HAS FAILED. EVERY ATTEMPT TO UNDERSATND HIS THINKING HAS FAILED


    *DO NOT INTERACT WITH HIM IT WILL LEAD TO CORROPTION*


    "ha it''s so serious what can someone one with zero talent be able to do?" She asked herself as she flipped to his talents page.Support the author by searching for the original publication of this novel.


    Her pupils dilated as she saw what was written on that page it listed everything a person could do from fishing to fighting. Allen''s page shockingly had zeros for everything beside the last two entrys.


    What shocked her however was the the numbers on those last two


    "h..HOW? JUST HOW CAN SOMEONE HAVE SUCH CRAZY NUMBERS?"


    She was right to be shocked


    CHARISMA:999


    SCHOLAR:999


    10 was considered good for a human 20 was a high class talent and thirty? They could only be called a freak 100-300 was at the level of dragons and anything above that was God territory


    "Terrifying I''m feeling shivers just looking at it, scholar was only however... with that much it could break the system and that charisma... no wonder your not allowed to meet him he could trick a God" thinking of all the possibilities she couldn''t help but smile


    "Perfect with him I could fix everything." And like that that Allen was drawn in to her plans however...


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    In a wild open field there was a old man in a robe making strange gestures. If you we''re to pass him on the street you''d think he was crazy. However at this moment a loud explosion range out and our beloved protagonist appeared in front of him


    "HAHA HAHA I did it my goddess I summoned our hero just like you said I could! Now young man hear me and feel the terror of God, you we''re summoned to..."


    However to the old mans surprise before he could finish the youngster in front of him stabbed him in the eye in a twist of fate the pen managed to go all the way through his head and into his brain killing him instantly.


    *DING* congratulations on killing the royal mage host


    *DING* title acquired [Mage Killer]


    *DING* title acquired...


    And like that Allen managed to kill his only guide and humanities strongest mage.


    "Crazy religious guy killed check" looking down and grabbing his crotch " still a dude check, now to find some kind if mirror."


    Just as quickly as he appeared he left...after looting the man''s corpse of course.


    *IN HEAVEN*


    "GOD D***IT HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHAT I SAY IF YOU KILL YOUR GUIDE!" Screamed the unknown goddes.

 Chapter 1- Death to all rabbits

    In a dark forest a man could be seen running as fast as his legs could take him. What was he running for? Well behind him a sea of white could be seen indeed a hoard of horned rabbits was chasing him


    "WHAT THE HELL I ONLY KILLED ONE OF YOU!" Shouted the poor youth


    However instead of calming the sea of monsters the effect was the opposite causing them to chase with even more wild abandon.


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    *EARLIER*


    "Where''s some d***ed water? I need to make sure my beutiful face hasn''t been tarnished." Indeed Allen was not consered with his surroundings but rather his appearance


    His fear aren''t without base who knows what happened? Was he simply transported? Put into some poor guys dead body? He might have even got some strange marking from the ordeal.


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    <td>Don''t worry host your appearance hasn''t been altered</td>


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    "Really, what about my albinoism, has that changed?"


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    <td>No however with the right tools in can be cured if you so desire</td>


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    "Nah I was just wondering since it''s what gave me charecter."


    Allen''s appearance, like his personality, could only be described as weird the trade mark white hair, white skin, and blue eyes of an albino coupled with what can be only called androgynous features combined to make someone who forcefully leaves an impression.


    Now that his immediate concerns about his looks were crushed maybe our protagonist could finally use his brain


    However... at this moment something appeared which would eventually leave everlasting mental scars on Allen... A rabbit more specifically a horned one.


    "ALRIGHT FIRST MONATER KILL HERE I COME!"


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    <td>Wait!</td>


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    Before the blue box lady could open her mouth (text?) Allen had already ran up and stabbed the poor animal, well... monster in the faceSupport the author by searching for the original publication of this novel.


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    *DING* congratulations host on killing a horned rabbit


    NOW RUN!


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    From the distance footsteps could be heard, many footsteps.


    Allen, seeing the giant wave coming towards him did the only sensible thing... he ran.


    "The hell! that has to be all the stupid rabbits in this Forrest!"


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    <td>Because of the weakness of the individual this species has resorted to using numbers for it''s protection</td>


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    *******


    And that was why Mr. Mc was being chased... not the most elegant reasons to be sure however considering who he was twisting the tale into his favor should be easy... probably.


    As such Bing chased pitifully for an entire half hour was his fate until he stumbled upon a road how CONVENIENT even more so was that on this fateful rode was a carriage surrounded by knights with a purple rose crest on both their helms and cloaks


    Such was the symbol of the royal family of this kingdom, if anyone else stumbled upon this carriage they would pale in fright and hurriedly bow in hopes they wern''t seen. Allen however was being chased and couldn''t care less about social hierarchy, not that he would know this was a royal carriage or the fact that mage he killed was affiliated with this country.


    As such the rider of said carriage was subjected to the play of a weird looking stranger running to their carriage with robes and staff that suspiciously looked familiar it got even better however behind the said man there was an entire army of the weakest mob a horned rabbit, as if icing on the cake the man was even jumping widely in the air with tears in his eyes as if he has seen his savior


    "What do we do caption?"-???


    "Hmm... looks like a country bumpkin who''s never left his village... alright let him in but stay on guard"-captain


    With practised ease the knight squadron formed a defensive circle around the circle with a gap only wide enough for Allen to enter


    Seeing this eyes lighted up as if he had his second wind picking up even more speed as he rushed to the knights


    "Alright kid get behind m"


    However to everyone''s surprise instead of slowing down he jump instead dropkicking the carriage drive off as he grabbed the reigns and expertly urged the horses into a full speed dash


    "Hahaha! Those horse riding lessons over summer paid off!"


    As such Allen Managed to kill a Royal Mage and kidnap the princess in a single day


    In a few brief seconds the carriage was out of sight leaving only a trail of dust in it''s wake


    The knights could only stand in stunned silence at the events transpired. Who would expect a poor looking youth (his clothes were dirtied during the Chase) who was being hunted by the weakest creature to run off with the princess?


    Even the hoard stopped moving as they blinked their eyes. What happened? Where''d the murderer of their kin go?


    In a dark Forrest only the angered screams of both man and beast could be heard.


    A passing traveler who heard the yelling couldn''t help but stop and wonder what''s their problem?

 Chapter 2- status exists

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    On a ill used road a carriage was slowly wandering on said carriage a handsome man sat who was softly humming what song, only he knew


    "Guess I should stop playing around and figure out what''s happening huh?


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    <td>Indeed it estimated that your chances of survival Will skyrocket after understanding the system</td>


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    "System? Guess that''s what all these blue screens are...hmm what if"


    "STATUS"


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    <td>Name:Allen Cross</td>


    <td>Race:Human</td>


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    <td>Class:Scholar</td>


    <td>Subclass:playboy</td>


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    <td>Level:30</td>


    <td>Fame:5000</td>


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    <td>Stats:</td>


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    <td>Str:50</td>


    <td>End:50</td>


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    <td>Dex:50</td>


    <td>Int:50</td>


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    <td>Wis:50</td>


    <td>Chr:100</td>


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    "Strength is self explanatory, endurance would be how good of a punching bag you are, dexterity is movement speed and presion, intelligence and wisdom and intelligence have of do with magic, and charm means I''m a sexy beast. Am I right on the money or did I just spout a bunch of bullshit?"


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    <td>Yup besides for the fact that int and wis also effect your thinking skills you were right</td>


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    "What about stats and levels?"


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    10 is the average starter stats however you had 20 because of the goddesses blessing after gaining 30 levels from the old man you were left with 50 each


    Every level grants you 1 stat point in each category however every 50 levels you gain additional stats ex. 1-50=1 51-100=2 101-150=3 so on and so on


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    "Guess charm can''t be leveled up that would lead to all sorts of chaos...I''m gonna find a way regardless."


    "E...excuse me mister what are you going to do with with me?" Suddenly the lady inside the carriage who was quite all the time spoke up


    "AH! You''re still in there? I gave you plenty of changes to jump out, the horses are barely at a trot."


    "W..well I was scared plus it all happened so fast I barely regained consciousness just now."


    "Really! You actually fainted *giggle* strong will power you got there missy."


    For a time there was only silence between them until she lightly muttered" I''m not missy I have a name you know."


    "Eh? Your right I guess I should call you something...hmm I never was good at names I''d always use cuss words for my characters


    ......GOT IT! From now on you will be known as... drum roll please


    !!!HOSTAGE!!!"The story has been illicitly taken; should you find it on Amazon, report the infringement.


    Will the hostage ever get a real name? TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT! (She won''t)


    "Hey! Who said you could name me I already have a perfectly fine one thank you."


    "To late I''m to lazy to rename you now unless you want to see how good my handwriting is I recommend you stay quiet."


    As such two people on question carriage,one sulking another sharpening a pen with a rock he found somewhere continued down the round without a care in the world


    Allen because they were on a road and not even he could get lots on that and *ahem* "hostage" because she was a big of a airhead and didn''t realize the severity of her situation


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    In front of a small towns gate there was alone of people waiting to get in of not was a couple sitting on a carriage the reason they were so not worthy was because of there appearance


    On the left there was a long white haired man who had feminine features the right Sat a lady of beauty sky blue hair sharp eyes and full lips painted a seductive figure


    If anyone from the capital were to walk by they''d have their eyes pop out from surprise, why? Obviously it''s because she''s Allen''s hostage or rather the Crown princess of this country! however this was a small town and because of the girls shy nature no one was able to recognize her outside the capital, as such they we''re only considered I nice looking couple


    Eventualy it was there turn to be inspected "I''m sorry to bother you but we have to check your carriage it''s procedur."-gatekeeper


    "Haha don''t worry about it man! I understand your pain, being a clerk sucks the life out you."


    Clerk? although slightly confused he had a job to do as such he hopped in the carriage and only found some clothes and food strange? Whats with the robe and staff?although he was a but suspicious it wasn''t enough to hold them as such he waved them through


    Seeing the guard getting father and farther she hesitated but eventully opened her mouth right as she was going to shout for help she felt something dig into her waist slowly turning as if an unoiled clock she was conferences by a beautiful smile


    "I wouldn''t recommend that a dead hostage is a useless hostage." It was the most charming smile she had ever seen however... under that mask was something so terrifying she couldn''t help but shiver. As such they managed to get inside unhindered


    Later on the gatekeeper who let them inside would promptly be fired, the gatekeeper would only be able to complain quietly to himself afterall how could he know that the entire town would be burnt to ashes because of his choice.


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    *sneeze* "d*** I think I caught a cold stupid wind" the town destroyer as he will soon be known as was slowly walking around town.walking? You ask, indeed he promptly discarded the carriage because it probably had some form of tracking magic it was a royal carriage after all.


    Now he only had a robe (which he decided to wear) a staff and a certain hostage to his name pretty good for day one considering the loot came from a end boss and the "hostage" was royalty.


    There was only one problem he had no money. Either the princess got to stay free or the knight caption had it. Either way he was broke and needed money.


    What do you do to get money? Work? Allen would rather die.Kill monsters? It was almost night from the long journey plus he almost died from a rabbit, lets leave fighting for day 2. Prostitution? Well... that was quite a leap. While Allen didn''t mind who knew what the hygiene was around here. Magic stds? No thanks. Well, WHAT THEN.


    "Theres only one thing we can do... STEALING!


    Just how will this turn into burning a town? TUNE IN NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z


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    <td>*Ding* congratulations host on acquiring the title [Bandit] for kidnapping a princess and planning a robbery</td>


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