《STAR WARS - The Trout (Fan-Fiction)》 PROLOGUE (Opening Theater)
"The situation at Gilgatha is most dire." "Indeed it is, but our Republic Forces are stretched thin." "There is no point in splitting up our forces in re-taking the planet. It''s essentially occupied by the Seperatists." It was the Jedi Council. The Twelve Seats of the highest authority within the Jedi Order. The main temple located on the city planet of Coruscant was the living beacon to every Jedi Faction that span the galaxies. Any law or changes would be made there and broadcasted among the other planetary branches in an instant. Right now, they were arguingover a simple situation that was occuring in the Outer Rim Territory. The Jedi Master by the name of Ki-Adi-Mundi spoke up. "Galgetha may not be a very politically important planet, I understand. However, should the Seperatist solidify their forces there, as their major foothold, they could easily attack us from behind while we are defending other interspatial territories." Another Jedi Master, by the name of Plo Koon nodded in agreement. "Master Ki-Adi-Mundi is right. Having the Seperatist stationed in such a vulnerable territory would be no better than to seal all the holes but one for an army of Vector Wasps to bite our skins. We should think about this." It was the Clone War. The Battle between the Grand Republic and the Coalition of Separatist Planets. Simply put, the war effort had spread and thinned out everyone''s resource to the limit. It was no longer a war of Attrition or even a show of force. It all counted on even the smallest of tactics and strategy that could instantly turn the tide of battle. Frankly, the Jedi Order who are the Generals of the Republic - do not want the table to flip on their heads. "Master Plo-Koon. Master Ki-Adi-Mundi. We understand what you are suggesting... but as Acting Council Member in Master Kit Fisto''s stead, I object." "I too would fold my decision on sending any resources to Galgetha. It is too risky. I may be acting for Master Eeth Koth, but I know he too would support my decision." Again, the war effort had stretched the Republic Forces very thin. Many battles waging around right now had to be personally handled, to protect the key locations from giving Seperatist room for a crticial counter strike. So half of the original Council Members were already out on the battlefield somewhere in the galaxy. Other than Master Ki-Adi-Mundi, Master Plo Koon, two other well known Jedi Masters... the rest were all Jedi Masters who were nominated to speak on the behalf of those currently engaged in battle. It was that desperate. The Rothian Master who sat in Kit Feesto''s seat was trying to fit himself into the cushion. As much as he wanted to be comfortable in them, it was impossible after substituting for a week now. Even so, he pretended the fabric scratching his skin never bother him. "Ahem. So I would like to declare a vote to make the decision final. All who agree to withhold extra force deployment or resources into the situation at Galgetha, raise your hand. Those who disagree... well, we know exactly who you are. Don''t worry." The Jedi Master named Ki-Adi-Mundi frowned. Though there were some original member of the Order he may not sit well with, they were definitely a better option than these....... well..... in his mind ''yahoos'' among the Order who could take over the seat of important council members. However... "I confess. If I wasn''t still recoverying from the wounds of my encounter with General Grevious, I would personally lead my forces into the system. They are battle ready." "Although my forces have already split to defend the planet Tarasque, the Nubian Zeta Frontier, as well as patrolling around the Dantooine System, I am able to spare a handful of men and ships." Ki-Adi-Mundi sighed. He and Plo Koon were the only closets member currently holding the control over the Jedi Order. The other two well knowns he was not at all close, so he didn''t bother to look. However, seeing the Rothian sitting in Master Kit Feesto''s seat and the man Twi-Lek taking the seat of Master Eeth Koth just made everything an eyesore. He truly disliked this atmosphere. "Master Ki-Adi-Mundi, Master Plo Koon. Like we said, we understand your good intentions." "Clearly, it''s been well broadcasted for you to shrug off this matter so casually." "We still have Republic Forces stationed at Calipo and Ooku. They are considered major strongholds so even if the Seperatist were to attack from the Gilgetha planet, they can kick them out." "I agree with my fellow Council Member." "Acting... Council Member... please keep those clear in your memories." Ki-Adi-Mundi did not say anything to retort the Twi-Lek Master Jedi. Master Plo Koon spoke up to him, the tone behind his dark gas-mask like device clearly stating his support for Ki-Adi-Mundi''s annoyance. "Please take this matter seriously. This isn''t a game." "I assure you this is definitely not a game. We are at war." The Rothian acting for Jedi Master Kit Feesto stated those words with Authority. It''s as if he was practicing to sit in Master Yoda''s seat. And there was one good reason why the wise Yoda had not spoke up between this agurment. The war effort had stretched the Republic forces thin... so thin. Master Yoda himself and a handful of experienced Jedi are arranging heavy defense on key planets such as Kasshyyk, Nar Shadaa, and other planets kept in secret to prevent Seperatist Intelligence from learning. So, Ki-Adi-Mundi groaned... as quietly as he could to look likehe was keeping his calm. "Obviously, my vote is Ney." "I, Plo Koon, follow." "I apologize, Sir Masters... The vote is 10 to 2." Ki-Adi-Mundi and Plo Koon turned to the other two members of the original council. As if wanting to hide who they are, they kept their hood over their face. It made both Masters frown. "Then it has been decided, we shall--" "How rude to start a little party without inviting me." The doors to the main council room were forced open. The reason was because they were slow, so painfully slow to open. Jedi Masters had to come 30 minutes early just to wait for this door to open for them. It was forced open not because the Seperatist were attacking. It''s because someone used the Force to jam them open. Like pushing open the curtains to bask in the sunlight. A certain man entered the scene. "Greetings gentlemen. I have a proposal." The one who appeared uninvited... was an original member of the Jedi Coucil. The second baddest Jedi next to Yoda. Mace Windu. ".... A...aah.... M...Master Windu... I-I thought you were still in Dantooine." "Indeed. I was held up by the Seperatist''s new weapon, but my men made sure they won''t be producing any more replicas soon... Now, about this vote, gentlemen." Not waiting for anyone to call him out to sit at his own seat, he glared at one of the Acting Jedi Council Members. "... Master Sella, if you please." The woman in the thick robes quickly shuffled out of his seat. If it weren''t the fact she is filling in for Master Shak-Ti for this meeting, she would have darted out of the room. Smiles crept on Ki-Adi-Mundi''s and Plo Koon''s face... for a few seconds that is. The author''s narrative has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. "Welcome home, Master Windu. Care to share with us your proposal?" "Indeed, I will Master Ki-Adi-Mundi." It was not commonplace for Council members to wink at each other, so a micro-dip of their heads was enough to exchange support between these important people. And it looked professional. "We''ll send in a Fire Team to take out the Seperatist occupying Galgetha." This caused everyone to turn to him. Even Ki-Adi-Mundi and Plo Koon. The Rothian was first to break the silence, only because he gagged too loudly. "A...A fire team!? Y-you can''t burn a planet just because it''s owned by the enemy." "Clearly, you''re well versed in the military, good sir. For the others who don''t know, a Fire Team is a small group of soldiers dedicated to stealth with a balance of firepower... Am I right, good sir." "G-gu--guffa..." "Listen up." Mace Windu said those words. The second baddest Jedi next to Yoda had that authority to get everyone''s undivided attention. "This won''t be a vote. It will be an action. And the final results will decide the fate of Galgetha." "... What do you mean, good friend?" "I''ll tell you Ki-Adi-Mundi... If the Fire Team succeeds, we claim Galgetha and put the final seal in the hole to keep the Vector Wasp out. Am I right, Master Plo Koon." "Yes. Very accurate." "If the Fire Team Fails.................. Well, at least we tried." "S-so simple!?" The Rothian caught his own breath to regain his composure. Master Windu, being a master of tactics, didn''t give him the opportunity for a relief. "If things do not go as plan, we''ll launch an orbital artillery strike and glass half the planet." "..................................." "..................................." "..................................." "..................................." "... Maybe using the term ''glassing'' might have been too much." "Y-you think!?" The Rothian Jedi straightened his robes. Trying to get his mind in the clear before he said anything dangerous himself. He couldn''t shake off the bad feeling in his gut whenever he saw the wild glint in Mace Windu''s eyes. "B-be reasonable Master Windu! You just can''t bomb a planet!" "If the Seperatist use Galgetha as a base of operation, they can pretty much bomb any of our planets" Full silence. That was all. "... I''ve already handpicked my team, Jedi and Clone Soldiers. They''re ready for deployment. Approval or not, this mission is critical... I hope you are all with me." "I, Ki-Adi-Mundi, and behind you, good friend." "I, Plo Koon, give you my support as well." In the background, the Jedi Master subbing in for Shak-Ti too raised her hand up. As she didn''t dare sit in Master''s Yoda''s seat, she had been standing in the back of the room the entire time. She never once spoke up until this second vote of the day. "G-..guaah...aye!?" "Thank you, good sir. We will deploy immediately for Galgetha." "Wait! I never gave my app-approval! N-not formally! And are you to lead them!? The Fronts at Nakata Sector and the Grimlore Parameters still need your to control their black market routes and counter-intelligence! Are you going to abandon your post!?" "I admit my hands are full. So I chose my disciple in my stead." "D-Disciple!? Wh-when did you pick up a padawan?" "Oh he''s no Padawan. He''s already a Jedi Knight. I chose him." ".......................................................................................................... FOR THE LOVE OF THE REPUBLIC, YOU CHOSE HIM!?" A heavy feeling sat down on everyone''s gut. it made them sink deep in their seats, supporters or naysayer alike. "Yeah. Him. Lota Lota." "H-He''ll be the Bane of our existence! The Jedi Order will collapse!" "Which makes him a good candidate to throw at the enemy and make him a bane to their existence, to make their order drop into oblivion... Now excuse me, I got a Fire Team waiting for orders." "G-gubbagf!" "Lota, you got the green light." "........... Are you serious about this?" The new setting of this conversation wasn''t far. Rather, it was in the hallway right outside of the Jedi Council Room. The door that would make Jedi Masters come 30 minutes early to wait for it to open, was closing. Surprisngly, it closes fast. As if it wanted to keep whatever dirty in the air within the hallway from getting inside the chamber. Master Windu was facing a young man who was an oddity. First, he didn''t wear the traditional Jedi robes most Knights would. More or less, it was a mismatch of Jedi-like robes with armor across his arm and body. An eyepatch was over his right eye, failing to hide a 5 inch scar slashed underneath. His eyes look dead... dead serious. "So Lota. Ready for deployment." "You know I don''t like leaving important things behind." "Ha-ha. That I do. Yes." "............ I''m no Psychic, neither is my level of force power equal to yours but... they don''t seem to happy to have me on the team. I am the Jinx of the Order right?" "No, you misheard their slurring. You''re the Lynx of the Order." "In your eyes really. And I sound like a cat ready to be skinned and gutted for pelt." "Come now, is that any way to talk to your benefactor. You are my Padawan afterall." "We just officially met 30 minutes ago." "They don''t need to know the details." Mace Windu, rarely smiled. So this Jedi Knight with the eye patch should feel priveladged in seeing it for his sake. Instead, the boy with quiet shark like eyes just frowned. "... Anything I need to keep in mind?" "Have fun." "Don''t sound like I''m going on a camping trip." "I''m serious. You perform better when you have fun. It''s the mind set that counts in dark times like this." "Hmm." The Jedi Knight leaning against the fall with one foot up against the ledges turned away with that small sound. ".............................." "Don''t hesitate. This is your chance to redeem yourself." "Bad record or not, I didn''t agree to sign up for this junk just to show off how much of a saviour I could be next to that Skywalker guy." "You do look like him." "Haaaah?" The Jedi Knight made that sound of displeasure, pointing at his own eye patch and 5 inch scar over his right eye. "In spirit." "................... Right." The Jedi Knight, known as Lota Lota, simply groaned and kicked himself off the wall. Turning his back on the second baddest Jedi next to Yoda, he walked away with simply hands in his pockets. It''s almost like he was a delinquent walking away from a police shake down. "Bye the way... you never told me why you accepted my offer. Could it be that you truly wish to erase the ''villain'' aspect of yourself and play ''the hero''." "Nope. I heard Galgetha had girls with animal ears. That''s all. Peace." With that response, the Jedi Knight with the eyepatch walked off to prepare with a lazy wave of his hand. "...... Ha-ha-ha. Liar." ACT ONE (Before Mission Start) "Troopers, get set! Come one, pick up the pace! Go, go, go!" It was one of the Republic Dockyards now. The major port that once acted as a landing and take-off pad for expensive cruise ship liners was re-fitted into a military base some time after the first Battle of Geonosis, igniting the start of the Clone Wars. What used to be manned by aliens of all species and breeds guinding in yacht ships and first-class passenger cruisers, were all filled with men in pristine white armor and colored frames. Clone Troopers. "CT-0492, pack up more ammuniations into the storage bays. CT-0050, we need more plasma rockets for what we''re up against ,get some extra crates. CT-2010, CT-341, there''s some rations set up in the hangar move it over to load up onto the ship." Among a tight knight squad of battle-ready Clone Troopers was a squad leader marked with emerald frames. He was part of the 57th Fighting Ground Platoon and was given the rank of Captain to lead special armed forces into dangerous situations. This is his third deployment in leading this special unit, and even though this wasn''t his first time at the rodeo - he made sure everything is ready. "Hold up, Soldier. What''s this box for?" "U-uh. I don''t know sir. I was given order by the Commander in charge to load it with the rest of the equipment. D-did I do wrong sir?" "No, trooper. You''re fine. if you were working out of protocol, I would shoot you myself." "That was a joke right?" "..............................................................." "........... Beginning Checklist." "What? Did I say something wrong?" The Captain of the Clone Troopers preparing a several LAAT Gunships tilted his head. He didn''t understand why the trooper didn''t hear his sarcastic laugh. Was it a glitch in the system? "Hey." "Hmm?" The Captain perked his helmeted head up from thought and turned to the voice that called behind him. It turns out the one who called him tried to get his attention by tapping his shuolder. The armor was too efective in abosrbing physical impact. "Do you know where--" "Ah. You must be Commander Luke Skywalker. Delta-092 reporting for duty sir." "...Heh?" The Captain got a chance to see this young man standing before him. He wasn''t tall, even the clone outranked him in that category. His body was covered in pieces of armor that look a bit outdated, or even made from junk pieces connected together with wires and coils. It all looked hand made and supporting something across his right arm. Also, he had an eyepatch covering a 5 inch long scar over his left eye. "... Who the h*ll is Luke Skywalker?" "Hmm? You''re not General Skywalker''s son?" "Wh-when did he have an affair and pop me out!?" The boy with the eyepatch was both visibly shaken, yet kept his grimace on the entire time. "No. I''m not Skywalker''s love child. Get your facts straight of I''l hit you." "Yes sir. Let me take my helmet off first before you break a bone." "No. I said ''Or''. You need to reject the first option before I resort to the second option! N-now put your helmet back on!" "Yes sir!" The Clone Trooper adjusted his helmet and checked for the sealing. Once his internal HUD was back up online, he could still see the boy with the eyepatch frowning. "... Before we proceed--" "Ah yes, the inventory checklist. Right away. Trooper, get me that datapad!" The Captain turned to one of the fellow troopers who saluted and tossed a fragile looking data pad. The Captain caught it as if it were a frisbee. "Five Gunships, two AATs, seven ASTs, six Armored Carapace---" "Wai-wait. Soldier. Th-that''s not what I was asking, I--" "We have 100 Clone Soldiers on board, a mixed of units from the ARC Trooper and a squad of Commandos. We have three Starships, the Judgement, Wisdom, and Song, and--" "Trooper. Are you listening to me? I neeed to--" "100 Kilos of Ammunition, 80 kilos worth of explosives, extra heavy ordinances, and--" All the tapping to the shoulder had no effect to get the Captain''s attention, so the boy with the eye patch resorted to his trump card. Grab the soldier by the armored shoulders and shake him. "Er. Y-Yes Sir?" "Where the h*ll is your bathroom?" "I...Beg your pardon sir?" "I got lost. I was lucky I made it here, but I can''t find your god-d@mn bathroom... Where is it?" The Clone Captain in question didn''t have a response up front. The Jedi couldn''t tell if he was laughing or thinking it through, but he soon got an answer to determine whether he could trust his Clone Soldier "East Maintenance Wing, Second Floor up the stairs on your left." "Thank you soldier." "I suggest you take the third floor. Cleaner." "...What''s your name soldier?" "CT-0555. They call me Pup, sir." "Why?" "I believe it''s my obsession for the GT-Manticore Bullpup rifle sir." "I see. Captain Pup right?... Carry on." With that, the Captain watched the young man dart off to find the nearest bathroom. "Funny Guy, that Commander. I think I like him." [+========+] "Hmm. So, this is Galgetha?" "Yes, sir. We''re right outside of the planetary perimeter. We''ve placed all ships out of their radar so we are undetected. Your order''s sir." The story has been illicitly taken; should you find it on Amazon, report the infringement. "Is it just me or this place really small?" Lota Lota, the Jedi Knight with the eyepatch and wierd armor, wasn''t frowning but the way he was squinting looked like he was. He was now on board the Flagship of the operations group the Republic Venator-Class Judgement. Standing on the bridge filled with Clones and Republic Oficers alike, he and the Captain of the Clone Soldiers Battle Platoon were staring out of the main view port. Indeed, the planet was small. And this wasn''t even from a far away distance. It almost looked like the size of a moon compared to other planets like Coruscant or Tatooine. "Here are the reports sir about the planet. It''s a type of Jovian Planet, meaning it''s made out of gas. However, it could be from the pressure in this part of space or the strength of its gravity that collected fine particle materials. Origin wise, it turned into a bit of a thriving dwarf planet." "Which makes me wonder how did that level of science and animal ears appeared in the mutation process." "I beg your pardon sir?" "Nothing. Please continue." "Yes sir!" The Captain stomped a salute and continued to read off of the datapad in his hand, tapping and flicking the screen with his armored glove hand. "The Seperatist had acquired control over this planet. There were no planetary defenses or anti-orbital systems, so they easily acquired supremacy here." "My guess because it''s no bigger than a moon, a handful of cruisers was enough to subjugate the planet. By the way, what level of technology are the locals at." "Sir?" "You know. How advanced if their civilization?" "Uuuh. There is no data on that subject sir.." "Yeah. Medieval. This is going to be a big problem." [+========+] "What are your orders, sir? General Windu has given us order to follow your command, so please guide us." "Hmm." Lota Lota made that off hand remark while he was staring at a hologram of the general landscape of the planet''s territotry. A scout fighter had been dispatched to secure general information and to find a good blind spot for a small team insertion. Luckily the area was also clustered with faint ice dust and remained from drifting meteors, so the three republic ships were able to stay hidden in the ice trails until further notice. Right now, they were planning to deploy but not in full force yet. "I guess we need to assess the situation on Galgetha." "Yes sir." "Then we figure out where are the enemy hiding their bases." "Yes sir." "Then kick their @sses." ".Ha-ha. Well said, sir." "Hmm." Lota Lota made another sound with his throat, his one eye gazing over the 3d Hologram. He, Captain Pup, and several hand-picked members of the fighting platoon for this mission were huddled around, waiting for instructions. "Did the scouts find a blind spot?" "Standing by...Just received coordinates. We can head out any time." "Okay, time for a speech I guess." The Jedi Knight placed on this unit cleared his throat. It made all the soldiers turn and snap a crisp salute. "You''re going to die. All of you." There was a thick silence that filled the entire hangar, Those words were heavy enough to keep the Clone from exchanging confused glances. They stood still, as if hearing this was a daily occurrence. It wasn''t really, even for these soldiers born to fight, die, and win a war. The Jedi Knight was very conconscious in selecting those exact words. "There. I said it. There''s no point to hide the truth when it''s only going to nag at you all and drag out the mission. So listen carefully because I dislike repeating myself." "You, all of you, will die. I am no exception. This mission was meant to be a suicide run from the start. This is because we''re expendable." Captain Pup said nothing. But he did turn to glimpse at the Jedi Knight who was saying those words without fear or lies. "I''m no leader. They call me a jinx and I might curse you if you so much as look at me the wrong way. But no matter what, if something needs to get down, then bet your clone @sses I''m here to fix it." The one called the Jinx of the Order frowned. "They expect us to fail, the fake members of the Council. Once they see us slip, then they have every reason to give up the people locked up on that tiny planet that no one cares. I know this may not be learned in school, but do you give a d@mn?... DO YOU GIVE A D@MN SOLDIERS!?" "SIR, YES SIR!" "DO YOU WANT TO SAVE A STRANGER!?''" "SIR, YES SIR!" "ARE YOU READY TO PAY THE TOLL WITH YOUR LIFE!?" "SIR, YES SIR!" "THEN I''M SURE AS H*LL THAT I''VE GOT YOUR YOUR BACKS! YOU GET MINE!" Rifles fell. They didn''t drop, they stabbed themselves into the hard steel floor only to leap back into the soldier''s arm in a form of ceremonial salute. "Are you boys ready to kick robot @ss?" "READY, AYE READY!" "Hmm." Lota Lota made that sound in his throat with a lazy nod. "Clocks ticking. Battle stations and deploy in 0600." With a unified salute, the Clone Troopers bolted off to their respective locations. They loaded up on their gunships, mounted armored vehicles, and prepped all the ammo crate they could stuff in a single gunship. "...Wow." Captain Pup somehow broke his protocol as a soldier, and just turned to Lota Lota. "Usually, the previous commanders either say nothing or give us this long-winded speech that went on for hours. How long did it take you to prepare?" "Just now." "You''re amazing sir." "Hmm."