《Ramblings of a Bored man》 Prologue : Philosophy Master What¡­ does a person need to live? Is it strength? Or is it authority, maybe even comrades.. All of those answers are correct, but one thing is missing. Independence. All of the former answers lead to independence, except for comrades, since they have to make up for what you lack, while the others don¡¯t. Whether it was obvious or not, the majority will answer, ¡°Power¡±, or ¡°Strength¡±. Problem is, ¡°Power¡±. What type of power? Authority is power, comrades are power, strength is power, intelligence is power, electricity is power, etc.. An omnipotent power? Yeah, that might be it. ¡­ But, contrary to your expectations, that doesn¡¯t work. No siree, no one have true ¡°Power¡±, only, just a little bit of it, and if you utilize it well, it might make up for the lack of others, and lead to ¡°Independence¡±. Enough about that, it has become too general, hmm? All of this was useless, just a short introduction, for what? Yes yes, for extra lines¡­ well how about this, I¡¯ll write a three words, each word is in one line, now that would be enou- No¡­? Each letter on one line then- Still no? Fine, fine fine fine fine fine fine fine¡­. Let¡¯s just stop dallying about and get to why all this introduction was written, hmm? No¡­ I didn¡¯t die.. Probably? Ha ha, jokes on you, I didn¡¯t. I¡¯m an ant, just a tiny ant in this large world¡­Unauthorized content usage: if you discover this narrative on Amazon, report the violation. One that has actions that might never affect it, never at all, or would I? Questions questions, you probably stopped reading at this point, if not, then, congratulations, what you just did was survive for more torture of a read, hurray! ALRIGHT, I GIVE UP, NO MORE QUESTIONS, NO MORE SPECULATIONS, NO MORE OPINIONS ON LIFE. This is it, the moment of truth¡­ I am¡­ A Japanese high schooler who was reincarnated into a fantasy world, got myself a harem just a year later, made the demon empress into one of my harem, then came back to my original world, the great world of technology, where skirt flipping is the norm, and my big boobed childhood friend acts like a tsundere, and many more¡­ Ha.. HAHAHAHAHA, preposterous, it can¡¯t be.. A¡­ a.. aa....a.. Another Japanese reincarnation story? NOOOOOOOOOOOO SAVE ME, GIVE ME SALVATION! Well, guess what, twas a lie, let me tell you the actual truth¡­. I am a part of the superheroes called ¡®The Coloured 10¡¯, using our great prowess, and our great mechas, we fight those who invade us, be it from a crack in space, or from outer space, by the way, I¡¯m yellow. But you are a man, you even said so when you said ¡®made the demon empress into one of my harem¡¯. Good job, really, good job.. Well, YOU ARE WRONG. IT WAS ALL A LIE, I¡¯M DEAD! I¡¯VE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS, YEARS AND YEARS, BUT GUESS WHAT? Nothing.. Not a damned thing. No reincarnation, no memory deletion, no fellow dead people to share tales with, nothing¡­ Insane, is what I have become. Insanity is what anyone will become in this state, any other is abnormal, but you know what? I don¡¯t care¡­ I don¡¯t caaaaarreeee. Everyone always had an the sane and insane sides of the coin, but the insane side was stuck on the ground with gum. BUT IT HAS AWAKENED. ...for what? If you ask me, being insane in moderation is waaay better than being sane all of your life. Blah blah, come on, Random 4th Wall Breaker, why don¡¯t you get into the story? Just hold on, let me tell you my life story, my daughter¡¯s, my wife¡¯s, and the neighbor¡¯s, it will be fun. No! Stop him, do not let him blab any further. Oh darn, the ¡®Anti Time Wasters¡¯ are here. ¡­.or not. So.. there you have it¡­ I¡¯m a random, dead, yet not really dead, person, who just likes to speak to himself. .. ---Chapt- What, I still haven¡¯t said my name yet? This man¡¯s name is¡­.! ¡­ ---Chapt- NNOOOOOOO! Why can¡¯t you let me end with a cliffhanger, you filthy mongrel of a writer. ...what? You are too bored to stop? I swear on my dead body if you don- ---Prologue end--- Great, was that hard now? Chapter 1 : Imagination --Chap 1-- -CLAP HEY GUYS! OL¡¯ MAN RAMBLE BOI HAS COME. Oh wait. I still haven¡¯t introduced myself¡­ Should I or should I not? If I tell you then my privacy would be exposed and you would be able to pinpoint me without complicating it like ¡®This annoying dead guy who talks in his head¡¯. On the other hand, if I told you my name, it will be easier rather than calling me ¡®The annoying dead guy who talks in his head¡¯. Hmmmmm¡­¡­ OK. Ze name¡¯s¡­ What was my name? Cheng chang chong, was it? Just call me chen-chen. So¡­ what is today''s topic? Yesterday was some philosophical shite, so what about today? Let¡¯s do imagination, it is my favourite! (Cause I can¡¯t see anything in this darkness I¡¯m living/dead in) Hmmm.. Imagine, a chicken, a white feathered chicken with a golden beak. It is walking, while picking food off the ground with ease¡­ but then suddenly, something grabbed its neck and legs. Helpless, none of its struggles were for any meaning, as the thing walked to a bloodied shed. Inside, it was dark, but then the large being clicked on something, and light illuminated a traumatizing scene. Blood was everywhere, on the sink, on the table, chaotically splashed on every furniture. ..Except, a shining, silver butcher knife. It laid there, nothing staining it, seeming abnormal for its background. Then, with a thud, the chicken was forced onto the table, and the being took the knife. Swishhh With a clean cut, the head was sent flying, and with that, the chicken died a miserable death.. ¡­. How do you like that? That wasn¡¯t pleasant, was it.. THAT WAS PHEASANT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA. I have achieved perfection, my puns have exceeded mortal terms of comedy, now bow down to the lord, chen-chen! ...What? The joke was crappy? No u. Ok, sorry, but now what..? Hmmmmmmm.. mmMmm.. Yes. I got it. I GOT ITTTTTTTTT GET IT? GE(T IT)? AAAAAAHHHHH ok. Okay.. okay¡­ For real now, what am I to do.. I don¡¯t have a body, so I can¡¯t practice or masturbate. But chen boy, can¡¯t you solve world problems with all this time? Yeah, I did that, and the solution was¡­ Fuck it. No body cares, you can just go starve or nuke each other for all I care. You know why? BECAUSE I AM DEAD, HORRAAAAYYYY. ok. Ok¡­. I can¡¯t control it, okay? Let them die and experience bliss(torture). But.. what if I¡¯m not dead? ¡­. Is my body preserved in a facility and my mind is transported for testing? Haha, no wa- ¡°Initializing simulation¡­ downloading World 21¡­ Enabling DLC¡­ Activating Creative mode.. Clearing cache..¡± What? Wasn¡¯t I supposed to be dead?The author''s narrative has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. But this monotone voice that echoed¡­ YEAAAAAAH! I AM (barely) ALIVE! Why did it only respond when I thought of all this.. the damage has become permanent.. But¡­ isn¡¯t that better? For I have awakened my real sides, both outer, which I act as while I¡¯m living, and the Inner, which I am on the inside, but either I don¡¯t know it exists or am trying to ignore it. Nothing can stop me now, muhahahaha. ¡°Completing world¡­ done. Starting Player creation.¡± Hmm¡­ This is weird, just what is this.. Out of all things, I fall into a game, tsk tsk, what a clich¨¦. But¡­ couldn¡¯t this alleviate my boredom a bit? Let¡¯s see.. we have two genders, male and female, so obviously I pick (fe)male. Oh yeah, I never described this, did I? Basically, imagine if I were the 3rd person camera following the player, but I hope otherwise. Now then, dark purple hair¡­ right purple eye and left blue eye, white skin and slim body, aaaaand INCREASE PENIS SIZE TO MAX. ok. Great, this is the wonder of my creation. His face is pretty charming, and flows well with the hair and eyes. Next~ This guy, what class should I give him? Do I really have to scroll through all this list? Ugh¡­ Down down down¡­ Custom Class. Ooooh. A pick that went to another menu, now I can create that class. Let¡¯s see¡­ Name? Broken. Could it be acquired on birth? No. Could it be acquired due to external means or evolving other classes? No. Is it available for anyone other than this character? Heck no. Now I¡¯m met with slides. Affinity with elements.. Max to all. Resistance to all elements.. Immune! XP rate.. 1 XP is needed for 1 level. ¡­ What? I said this class¡¯ name is ¡°Broken¡±, so why should I restrain myself. Anyways, what is next.. Stats per level? The menu thingy shows me that for any normal class, it should give about 4 stat points, which are then allocated by that person to their respective stats. DO YOU REALLY NEED ME TO EXPLAIN WHAT STATS ARE? FILTHY MONGREL, says the writer. Basically Body, Mind and Luck, whereas Body and Mind are divided into substats. But, ya¡¯know, I can just let the class only have 3 stats, Body, Mind and Luck, the rest is on the player. Hmm.. 30 stat points per level. If I started broken, then I end broken, AND MY MIND IS BROKEN! ok. Starting Health? 5000. Pls chen boy, compare to other classes so we non-authors of this story could understand. Fine fine. Any class starts with 100 health, and increases along their respective paths. SOOOOO basically mages get +25 health per level and 75 mana, where a tank, such as a Knight get 75 health and less mana. This isn¡¯t an actual number, by the way, it is just AN EXAMPLE that is half true. But chen boy, how do you know all this? I, chen-chen was blessed by the author with magical information about what the hell I¡¯m doing, obviously. Ahh too much talking, I want to finish this quick. Starting mana? 10000 How many extra health per level? 50% Hahahaha, no one can stop my abomination! How many extra mana per level? 50% This is the difference between Broken and the others, this one increases percentage, while the others increase with a set number. Anyhow, I¡¯m just about done. Skills. The bane of every player. And also their saviors. A single skill can turn the tides, heh. I can create class exclusive skills, so I proceed to make.. Done. Now those are some good looking skills, are they not? Actually¡­ there are just two more to finish this. Skill Creation is VERRRY self-explanatory Or do I have to explain it to you, tsk. He will be able to create his own skills, alright? Limitless makes it so that just his imagination is enough, and any skill with no restriction will be created. As for advanced limiter, he could basically limit his substats individually rather than limiting all of it at once, so for example, he wants to make a weaker punch, but doesn¡¯t want his body to be vulnerable, so he limits his strength substat from the Body stat, and all is good, etc. Anything else.. anything else¡­ Oh yeah, what are his starting stats like? Normally, 10 in all stats, but let¡¯s just let him start with 30, no? Mhm, I¡¯m done with the class, besides, it looks like I can update it later on. You most likely asked but I never answered, what is Ultimate something something sword style 1? How the heck should I know, I just wrote that for the fun of it. THEN STOP BEING LAZY AND PUT AN ACTUAL STYLE IN THERE! I hear you screaming. Alright, fine, let¡¯s just look at the best ancient sword style and modify it to become indestructible. Actually, why not make it a style where all weapons are usable, and even unarmed. Yeah yeah, let¡¯s do that. Add this.. modify this¡­ remove this useless part¡­ combine this¡­ done! Ok, class making is over, please no more. Now for the character himself. His name is¡­ Violett Blue, because I¡¯m uncreative by using his eye colours as a reference. But chen boy, does his eye colour actually have any relevance to his powers? Are you an idiot? That is pretty clich¨¦d and boring, go jump in a pit and join me so my suffering could end. ok. So, where did we stop? Yes yes..name, done, backstory? That is pretty tricky.. I know! He was a normal guy, just like us, but once he died of old age, he reincarnated as another normal guy, yet with his memories and his current body that no matter how many reincarnations he goes through, he still has the same body. So.. incarnation after the other lead to him possessing looots of knowledge. Hehehehe, but then it got too much, so he figured out a way that will lock his memories of the incarnations but give him a vague memory. Perfect. Delish. Is that all..? Design, class, backstory.. Yeah, that¡¯s ¡®bout it. STAARTTTT! ¡­ ---Chapt- Hey hey, why are we finishing at such a cliffhanger, you arse of a writer. What? Because the chapter is too long? WELL MY THING IS LONGER YO- ---Chapter 1 end--- Chapter 2 : Let the game begin! .. or not.. --Chapter 2-- Duck..duck duck.. quack. CUCKEROO! WAKE ME UP FROM THIS DREAM THAT I WAS NEVER ABLE TO HAVE, AAAAAAH! Oh right. Where did we stop off? Yes yes, game start, was it? The End. That was satisfying, was it not? No~? Well screw you as well! But chen boy, we have lingering questions for the last chapter. Speak, speak you fools. Why did it become a game-like stor- I mean, why did the chicken cross the road? To get butchered. That wasn¡¯t pleasant.. THAT WAS PHEASANT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Alright then, you ask why did it turn into a game? Becauusee, the author wants it like such. But chen boy, aren¡¯t you going to ramble? I hope it doesn¡¯t become a fantasy harem story¡­ Then guess what? No harem but no promises, says the author. Butbutbut, I want chen rambling only.. Nobody cares about your opinion, ungrateful maggot, it is I who writes, not you, so you should bow down and beg for mercy. Anyways, we loyal readers have noticed that in all of your crappy and edgy stories, the main character is broken, explain or we slaughter. It is veeeeeery simple¡­ I love broken characters. I crave for them, I want them, I want to feel them, I want to control them, I want to become one of them. Good enough? Back to the matter at hand, then. Violett Blue, the first player in the game.. Since I have ¡®Creative¡¯ mode, I could do maaany things.. hehehehehe. Down down down.. the commands list is too long¡­ not as long as mine, though. HAH! What..? Oh¡­ yes.. YEASSSSSSS! I CAN PLAY HIM IN FIRST PERSON! HORRAY FOR VR-LIKE GAMES! Press this button¡­ and that one¡­ aaand. Click My vision smoothly moves from a 3rd person angle to the character¡¯s eyes. ¡°Hahahahaha! IT WORKS!¡± And the voice works¡­ hahahaha¡­ Phew..This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report. Now for the usual ¡®scenery describing session¡¯. Right now I¡¯m in a green plains, with a river that could be seen in a kilometer or so of the east, according to the compass, and the currently risen sun. Contrarily, on the west, a forest which has trees of height of 30 meters or so, and it expands across for many kilometers beyond what my eye could see, but I can vaguely grasp the shape of a mountain in the distance. Good, happy now? No¡­? You want to know where I am? An island. A veeery big island that looks like Australia, but it isn¡¯t explored yet. I own this. And with my creative mode, I can just build invincible an immovable walls near the beaches, but ehhhh, I¡¯d rather not. Actually, let¡¯s start some Skill making. Map, check. Heat vision eyes, check. Laser eyes, check. See through clothes Eyes, check. See through walls Eyes, check. Consume, check. Run, check. Cooking, check. ¡­. Alright, I did a ¡®couple¡¯ more, so right now I¡¯m ready. Butbutbut, chen boy, explain what Consume does. Fine fine, it allows me to basically add the opponent¡¯s stats and skills onto mine permenantly, pretty overpowered, eh? WELL THAT¡¯S THE POINT DUMASS. Using more of my creative mode authority, I give myself some ¡®good¡¯ items, such as.. -Broken Gloves : This is only the gloves, hehehehehe¡­ Producing more items like crazy, and exploiting the ¡®Clothes can overlap and add bonuses to each other¡¯, I made thin strings, then enchanted every string, then manually created a band. Hahahahaha¡­ this feeling¡­ is great! Huh.. what? It became too broken too quick? Hey, wasn¡¯t that the point? No? Because I stayed on one topic too long, I won¡¯t be able to use Violett anymore? Butbutbutbut... I can finally move, speak, sense! Puck ¡°Disconnected¡± Nooooo, why.. you sadistic writer.. I can hear you laughing, so stop¡­ OK FINE I WILL TALK ABOUT STUFF, BUT LET ME USE VIOLETT LATER! ok deal. So¡­ what topic is it today? Last time was about myself, so this time will be about myself again! Hmm.. I have never told you my past, did I? I was.. a man. Pfffft¡­ Okay.. okay, I was actually a genius, I was great at maths, great in all science branches, great in close combat, great in using firearms, so I was a genius of all geniuses.. Until this damned pebble blocked my road. I started calculating and planning for ways to crush, avoid or jump over the pebble, but the unexpeced happened.. The pebble wasn¡¯t an ordinary pebble, it was a¡­ Pebblite. Yes, one of the most invaluable types of pebble, it has been said that being close to it for 10 minutes will grant immortality and power.. BUT I DIDN¡¯T KNOW! IT WASN¡¯T LIKE A NORMAL PEBBLITE, IT WAS A SUPER PEBBLITE, MAKING ITS POWER TAKE LONGER, BUT MORE POWERFUL. but noooo¡­ I didn¡¯t realize it until I tried to avoid it, but then it shot up from its place and hit me directly in the head. Sigh¡­ that was tragic, to be ended by a super pebblite... Now then, story done, now let me play as Violett already! ¡°Connecting... Done. Welcome, Violett Blue.¡± Yesssssss! Now I¡¯m back in his body, horray! ...so¡­ what now? Let¡¯s just go cut the trees and modify their seeds to create a higher quality wood, like Super Magic Tree. Now you have two questions, one : What the heck is a Super Magic Tree? It is a tree that takes magic from its surroundings and consume it to become stronger and taller faster, but then give back the magic two folds due to its special properties. By the way, too much mana in the air will create mana poisoning, but I already created a counter for it, using the strings, I gave one of them poison resistance. But chen boy, didn¡¯t your class give you immunity? Yeah it did, but I forgot and just made that enchantment. Don¡¯t worry~ Since it is of Crazy rank, I can enchant anything with anything, so I can just enchant this piece of land so it will always have good nutrients and grow plants instantly. But nah.. let¡¯s make it better. I summon a golden statue of a lady putting an apple in between her naked legs. Mhm.. I enchant it with things such as fruit abundance, instant growth, never dying land, and luck. Luck? Yes luck, with this, maybe the land will find itself an incredibly rare type of seed, and grow it quickly. Hmm.. Why not create a life form right now? Let¡¯s make¡­- --Chapter 2 en- HEY! AT LEAST WARN ME, DARN IT! tsk.. writers are always forceful.. --Chapter 2 end-- Chapter 3 : Oh, boy.. --Chapter 3-- Ho ho ho, now look at this NET! That I just weaved. When I say salt, be ready to burn. SALT! You burn yourself, not me, ugh, let¡¯s jump off a bridge. Hehehe, a nice song, isn¡¯t it? The chen boy has awakened, many gratitude, my dear author. Hmm? What is today¡¯s topic, you ask? Well, I want to continue off my life in this game-like world, but I need to talk about things first. How about... women. Yes yes, those devils in-disguise, with their cute and giggly acting. Tsk, us men have to work our asses off for a good looking body and a job just so you could leech off of us. Not to mention that you women just have to watch your diet, done, perfect and curvy body. But chen boy, women also study for jobs. Yeah, obviously, but when they ¡®find their soulmate¡¯, they don¡¯t work, the majority, that is. If you ask me, I condemn moms who work, unless they have an actual need for money, otherwise, who the hell will take care of the kid(s). But chen boy, you are very opinionated because you are a man, this woman was able to make an achievement in science, this one in governing, this one in¡­ Fuck off. Those are useless historic creatures that we only look at and be like ¡®This is proof that women are capable¡¯. Open your mind, this is the present, damn it. Yes yes, learn from the past and all that, then what? This has diverged from women to history, anyways, back to the matter at hand. So, those devils have many types, for one, there is the good type, which everyone longs for, but rarely exists because of this piece of shit of a society, requiring women to ¡®mature¡¯ and become ¡®tough as nails¡¯. Damnit¡­ Second type, the slut. Buy me this, buy me that, let¡¯s break up, good buy. This was long story short. By the way, the good buy was intentional, alright? So.. number 3! .. who is number 3? The average woman, I guess? They look moderate, act moderate, but beneath all that lays hell, just waiting to capture you in a moment of weakness. Butbutbut, chen boy, those are incredibly exaggerated. Obviously you dumbo, I need to EMPHASIZE, the dangers of these monsters. Okay? Topic end or nah? No? Fine, let¡¯s talk about friendzones. I¡¯ll just keep it simple.. If he confesses, say yes or no, if it was a no, tell him that you want to stay as friends, and DON¡¯T make it awkward for him, he musters up a lot of courage just to do it, ya¡¯know?Stolen content warning: this tale belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences elsewhere. Was that satisfying? And a message to you men who were rejected.. Don¡¯t stop being friends just cause of it, that is pathetic, and cowardly. Where was all that courage from, huh? Pieces of crap, get your shit together and become friends once again. And just a tip¡­ Don¡¯t be a playboy or look after any girl you see, those are the definition of scumbags and trashes of society, tsk. Good good, message conveyed. What, you want me to talk about men? Stop being greedy, maggots, another time.. Now then, can I play now? Pretty please? ¡°Connecting.. Done. Welcome, Violett Blue.¡± Hooray, now I can sense again, hehehehe¡­ So what are the plans for today? Cut down all the trees and replant the land with modified ones. But chen boy, how will you do that? Simple.. I¡¯ll just summon some low class monster, Imp, and give them a portion of my strength. With that, they will summon Mana Axes and swipe through the trees with ease. Hehe, that rhymed. Summon.. a thousand, 500 cutters and 500 planters. Yesterday (last chapter), I was able to create the modified seed, so all I have to do is clone it, and give each imp a couple of thousands of it. But chen boy, where do they store it? I also created an Inventory skill, so the cutters will store the large trees, and the planters will take out the seeds and plant them. Good enough of a plan, no? Chen chen chen chen, what do you need the wood for? Never really thought of it, I¡¯ll just create a wooden tower and burn it, I don¡¯t know. With a whole line of Imps standing on the outskirts of the forest, I shout. ¡°Cut them all down, leave no one standing, Hahahahaha!¡± Like a villain, I ordered the Imps, and they made quick work of the forest. Looking inside my inventory, I can see it get filled up with fruits, logs and leaves. Thank you, Inventory Link. So, what now? You demand a fight? With whom? The writer!? Are you crazy? Are you outta your mind!? I can only shiver when I think of battling the writer.. Actually, why don¡¯t we continue where we left off? Creating lifeforms! Let¡¯s create Fairies, yes yes, they will nurture the land and serve me well. Let¡¯s make two types. We have the big fairies, basically, Elves, but not really attached to wood like normal. Second is cute, small fairies that can sit on your shoulders. Good enough. Now then.. Do I make it so that the small fairies are able to become as big as a human adult/child or only the Elf subspecies? Hmm¡­ Yeah, sure, let¡¯s make them able to become as big as a human child, just to satisfy pedophiles such as myself¡­ Actually, it isn¡¯t pedophilia as long as their age is of an adult, and they¡¯d only be able to become so big when they become adults, which is 6 years. As for personality, Fairies and playful and mischievous, but Elves are somewhat serious and annoying, but that won¡¯t make it any harder to have them serve me, hehehehe. So the species are done, now how do I get them to life? Hmm.. Creative mode, oh creative mode, just spawn them in front of me. ...Before that, I haven¡¯t specified how they mate, did I? Small Fairies are all females, and they reproduce by¡­ gathering up magical energy and then boom, the forest will bear a fairy child. Elves, on the other hand, will do it just like normal humans. And I never set the lifespans.. Tch, why am I so incompetent.. Elves can live for thousands of years, and same goes for fairies until they go old and, poof, disappear! Obviously, they have high affinity for Air, Plant, and Earth magic, both of them. So, now all I do is spawn them later, when the forest has been planted and ready to be inhabited by them. Me eyes, they look at zat mountain. Mine is larger, though. Let¡¯s bless that mountain with an infinite supply of metals, inside and around it. On the inside, it grows a metal called Corromium, which is the ultimate metal, however, around it are iron, copper, and many other vein types. Good good, every week, the veins regenerate, using MAGIC! Nah nah, I¡¯ll connect it to my Creative mode, so whenever the time comes, it regenerates out of nothing. Great, time to mine! But chen boy, isn¡¯t it very far? Besides, the Imps are still cutting the trees, ya¡¯know? Sigh¡­ stop trying to give me that, I¡¯ll just jump from here to there, I¡¯m plenty fast and strong, ya¡¯know? I gotta stop saying ya¡¯know, ya¡¯know? Fine fine, I¡¯ll stop it since I¡¯m getting annoyed myself, says the writer. Aaaaand¡­ Jump! Wooosh! ¡°HAHAHAHAHA! IT ISN¡¯T A BIRD, IT ISN¡¯T A PLANE, IT IS¡­-!¡± --Chapt For god¡¯s sake, stop doing that, and let me play more, please! No.. nonono, DON¡¯T DISCONNECT ME! ¡°Disconnected.¡± DAMN YOU!! --Chapter 3 end-- Chapter 4 : History.. sucks. --Chapter 4-- Dab me hallo! It yer man, the manliest, smartest man, chen-chen! Topic, topic¡­ what is it about? Let¡¯s talk about.. my world, the one that I came from, I guess¡­ So, according to the author, you came from a world where you haven¡¯t converted to solar only yet, and never got a human landing on mars. Tsk tsk, shame on you, and you dare judge me while being so technologically braindead? Tsk.. Shut up chen boy, speak about your world. I hear you saying. Fine.. If I were to describe the daily life, it would be¡­ Flying neon-lighted cars. Human-like robots. Huge towers. And my university. By ¡®my¡¯, do you mean the one you stay at? Nooooo¡­ I built it, before I died, it took the top 2nd university. Just if I was able to live longer, I¡¯d have been able to get it to first, damnit. WAKE ME UP AND STOP MY SUFFERING, AAAAAAAHHHHH! ¡°Connecting¡­ Done. Welcome, Violett Blue.¡± What? Isn¡¯t that too early? We haven¡¯t passed the first page yet.. Cool down? What do you mean cool down, I¡¯m fiiineee.. .. actually, I¡¯m not, I need Violett.. So, once again, I appear in this new world¡­ In the middle of the air. Right.. I got disconnected in the middle of my flight, did I not? Looking below me, I notice that the trees have changed, all up to the mountain, but not on the trees on the mountains themselves. Why? Because the golden statue¡¯s range is just before the start of the mountain. Anyhow, trees, done, now for metals. Oh.. I seem to be falling¡­ Not.. BOOM! With a kick in the air, I¡¯m blown even further at the mountain, and finally falling in the correct position. Bending my knees, I brace for impact.. except for the fact that I started floating like a feather before reaching the ground. Chen boy, where imps go? After their jobs are done, they disperse, and all the items in their inventories are sent to mine. Do I make dwarves? I need some good species who can make use of the metals¡­ but I fear that they will secretly assimilate weapons and then wage war for conquest.. for no reason. ¡®Tis the nature of people, after all. How about.. I create a species that is 100% loyal to me, and they will oversee whatever is happening. Yes yes, and they will definitely do their mission, so the first one of them will make sure that weapons aren¡¯t being assimilated in secret, only in moderation, since I will produce monsters, hehe.Enjoying the story? Show your support by reading it on the official site. Actually, why not make a dungeon? Yes yes, later, though. Too much planning and no actions, I need to stop that.. Anyhow, I need to start mining, so I create a Mana Pickaxe. And a shovel. ¡­ or just use Earth Manipulation to open a cave and look for the veins. What an idiot, I am. After that, I just expose a vein, and start mining. -Acquired Corromium Ore x1 -Acquired Corromium Ore x1 ¡­ Now then, time to ¡®Smelt¡¯ the ores.. or just use magic to instantly separate their impurities. The best Corromium is a pure Corromium, unlike other metals. Now using the ¡®Crafting¡¯ skill, I turn my first bar, combined with this high quality wood, into a hammer. Then, I enchant it with unbreakable-ness, although it is incredibly resilient, under so much pressure and power, it can break. ...or not.. Corromium is known as the naturally unbreakable element, but that is only after it has become a tool or so, then channeled with large amounts of mana. So, it was all for naught. BUT WHO CARES, THIS IS MY OWN MANA THAT I¡¯M SPENDING, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Anyways, I expose the other veins around the mountain, and with that, I¡¯m ready. Trees, check. Veins and caves, check. Water, check. All I need to do is spawn them, and wait. ¡­. Before that, I need to make up the new species¡¯ name. The one that will prevent war and such. Hmm, let¡¯s just make them humans but will serve me as long as they live. No chance of betrayal, no siree. I spawn one in front of me right now. It is.. an adult man with sullen face, wearing a white tuxedo. His black, disheveled hair, and brown eyes burning with passion, and a height of 180cm, he looked ideal for the job. ¡°As you command, master.¡± ¡°Good good, I¡¯ll just transmit my thoughts to you, so no misunderstandings could be made.¡± Now I just give him what I think of. Basically, if they assimilate the weapons near the beach, and keep guard there, he will do nothing, unless they wish to attack each other. BUT! If invaders somehow capture the place, he is free from his work, and could join me wherever I was. Giving him 10 thousand stats, and a couple of great skills, I made sure that he is the ready for his job. But chen boy, why would you make him go and not protect the island? Doesn¡¯t it have incredibly overpowered stuff? But.. you know, once the invaders come close, the trees with catch on fire, the mountain will become a volcano and erupt, and the statue will melt and turn into molten stone, rather than gold. I¡¯m not so generous that I¡¯d let them take over my island, ya¡¯know? But chen, what if they secretly take over the island? The calamity will still happen, also, I forgot to say.. after the volcano erupts, flaming sprites and golems, so they shall pay dearly. But chen, what happens if there are prisoners, or the disaster ends? They only have themselves to blame, I gave them an overpowered forest, overpowered metals, and overpowered land, then they lose it? Disgusting. They should be ashamed and pay with their dear lives. So.. yeah, it is all or nothing, literally. But chen, how does it detect the invaders or fighting or so? The immortal follower, Fallo, which I created just now, has the ability to split into 5, at the cost of splitting his stats as well, so he can be everywhere at any time. Now then.. I guess the writer will disconnect me now? ¡°Disconnected.¡± Ahh, what a shame.. I wanted to play more. Speak about your history, says the writer. Fine fine, but I don¡¯t really remember well, ya¡¯know? Let¡¯s see.. let me tell you a true story, in my world, that is. About 50 years before I died, a new war erupted. More accurately, a civil war. The two factions, Planes with Faces and Birds with Hands fought each other due to the Planes winning the election by using faked votes. But chen boy, where did this civil war occur? I think it was in.. Norway? Anyways, thousands died, they kept fighting until Advius Russius, Russia¡¯s leader, decided to nuke them. By the way, we achieved totally green nukes, so as long as we have reason, we can nuke the world. Of course, he warned both factions before, and also tried to mediate them, actually, more countries tried, but with no luck, so all of them unanimously agreed to nuke it, resulting in the devastation of Norway. But chen boy, what is the catch? Well¡­ we fucked up. The nuke somehow gave one of the survivors superpowers, and the Nut Man was born. I¡¯m not going to describe him now, no siree, but I can tell you that compared to kite man, he is definitely falling rather than floating or flying. So.. yeah, that is some nice history, isn¡¯t it? But chen boy, what happened to Norway? It gor occupied by the nearest countries, heh. Oops, looks like time is up, wish I could have played more¡­ sigh.. --Chapt- Wait, before you go, can you just go jump off that bridge? I REALLY need those souls for my- --Chapter 4 end-- Chapter 5 : Ranting truly releases stress --Chapter 5-- Hello and welcome to the annual tortur- I mean, story. Wait, is it annual or daily? Hmmm.. I¡¯ve long lost my sense of time so.. yeah, the author is the only person who can remind me. Say what? It was only a day since last chapter? BUT DOESN¡¯T THAT MEAN FALLO IS JUST SITTING AROUND AND DOING NOTHING?! Good for him, at least he can marvel at this great island that I¡¯m cultivating. So¡­ today¡¯s topic, what will it be? Let¡¯s talk about.. pedophilia? No? Why not, my dear author? .. because it is pretty much the worst topic to talk about? HEY, ARE YOU SAYING THAT ME BEING A PEDO IS BAD? tsk tsk, damn. Fine then.. let¡¯s talk about harems, and reverse harems. But chen boy, why do you speak so much about women? Because they are so mysterious, under the mask called femininity lies many secrets that need to be researched, and who is the best for the job? The amazing spi- chen! So, harems¡­ yeah. They are pretty weird. If I was a woman, I¡¯d pick a man and never let any other girl approach him, because selfish is my nature. Whether you know it or not, having more than one wife is actually legal, ya¡¯know? But seriously, harems with unrequited loves are pretty irrational, why should I follow that person if he shows no sign of interest, he might as well be gay for all I know. Now then, reverse harem. Who. The. Fuck. Would. Do. It. FOR REAL MAN, IT IS LITERALLY A BITCH, A WHORE WHO SLEEPS WITH MANY MEN! Who is the father? Fuck youuuu, fuck all reverse harems, HERE IS THE FIRST WORLD PROBLEM! Okay.. okay¡­ calm down, boy. So, yeah. That was short? Hahahahahaha.. not shorter than yours, AHAHAHAHAHA! Fine.. so let¡¯s extend more with harems. Yes yes, some women might accept each other, in fact, a bi or lesbian might be mixed in, ya¡¯know? But that isn¡¯t the point. I¡¯m talking about the person which the harem is directed to. Why are you so dense? Do they have to say ¡°I love you, in a romantic way.¡± just so you would understand? Why doesn¡¯t she just have to ¡®show some signs¡¯ or say ¡°I love you¡± only without explaining what type of love it is, for god''s sake. sigh.. But chen boy, that only appears in animes and stuff. Don¡¯t you get it? I want a nice, cozy and not so clich¨¨ and cringy romance, something that will feel good, something that won¡¯t betray your expectations, maybe even surpass them. But no, authors don¡¯t get that, they frustrate us over and over and over.. just for a mere comedic effect, they think ¡®Dense = Funny¡¯. Well guess what? You are wrooong.. truly wrong, without doubt, absolutely wrong. Only does their dense shell break once the character is dying, isn¡¯t that just tragic beyond comprehension? Sadistic writers, more than this author that is writing me, might not even feel that what they did is bad, it was a ¡®Necessary Sacrifice¡¯ to open the protagonist¡¯s heart, but that sacrifice was too much, they take away our beloved, and his too, to then give the heroine title to someone we had no expectations for, hated, disliked, or even never cared about since she is a side character. But it gets sadder when the main character doesn¡¯t love someone else since that person died, or tries to revive her, when that person that died took the role of ¡®Character that we never cared about¡¯, just.. why? Why do you do this, why do you enjoy playing with our emotions like such, does it really feel that good? Do you really think that we wish for sad things to happen to the one the readers consider the real heroine? No. We don¡¯t. Writers need to understand, while the world is in their hands, they should show some mercy. We like struggles, some of us crave for protagonists who have them, but there is a limit, someone needs to come to you and point out : This is too much, give mercy to the readers¡­ But everyone knows, rarely anyone stops reading after the woman¡¯s death, wishing, over and over for the writer to change it, to bestow light on the blind protagonist, to let him see the actual heroine, to break him from his dense shell and foolish determination¡­ Rarely, that happens, and they just go along with whatever they think. This woman, I don¡¯t like, let¡¯s just kill her somehow and make her give a good advantage to the woman which I want as a heroine; the writer thinks in a weird and twisted way, they force many things even if they know it is bullshit, but they have to advance the plot, somehow.Help support creative writers by finding and reading their stories on the original site. Sigh.. I¡¯ve said too much, this turned somehow strange, don¡¯t you think? Let¡¯s just do something else, isn¡¯t that fine, my dear writer? I just¡­ don¡¯t want to rant anymore¡­ ¡°Connecting.. Done. Welcome, Violett Blue.¡± Let¡¯s just get this over with. Since my configuration of the elves and fairies are over, I¡¯ll just spa- Something is missing. For Elves, there must exist two things. One, a High Elf, or more. Two, a large tree, let¡¯s call this the Super World Tree, since it is even stronger than a normal World Tree. Using the Corromium ore inside my inventory, I use another skill, called Crafting, which works a lot like games. You choose something from the list, press craft, as long as you have the items, done. I could also make it manually, but I can just edit it after it is crafted. First, turn the ore into ingots, then take some Super Magic Tree wood, aaaaand.. Done. -Super Magic Axe : Mhm, I didn¡¯t even enchant it and it looks GORGEOUS. The wood was beautifully carved and stuck on the axe head, as if it was part if it. The carves looked like vines and leaves surrounding it, but the most impressive thing is the axe head. The head looked incredibly ordinary at first glance, except for its overly bright paste blue colour, but once you look closer, you can see intricately carved lotus flowers, facing the edge, while spewing flames. It looks.. surreal. I go inside the forest, and once I confirmed that I¡¯m in the very middle, I cut all trees around me, making an empty part with a diameter of 6 meters. The axe sliced the trees, not like butter, I didn¡¯t even feel any resistance. Once that is done, I take out a seed and modify it to suit my needs. A tree that pierces the sky, is what I need. Now that this is done, I dig up some soil with earth manipulation, put the seed, then cover it, and step back quickly. Rumble rumble rumble.. Pshhhhhh! The earth rumbled for a moment, then a large tree, with a width of 4 meters in diameter, came into existence, it climbed up high in the sky, reaching past the clouds, then simply stopped. It sprouted large, green leaves and small, beautiful pink flowers that decorate well the dark colour of the tree. Since this is done, I modify the elves to have a maximum of 5000 years lifespan, and give the High Elf a 100,000 years lifespan. But wait, dear chen, what use is of High Elves? They can contact me directly, if needed, and they will be stronger, and always have a law-defying beauty. Obviously, high elves will be females only, cough cough. No? Fine.. 10:1, females to male High Elves. Also, they don¡¯t mate except at maybe¡­ 90 thousand years of living? Good good, now, what lifespan did I make a fairy¡¯s? Ehh.. let¡¯s make them double an elf¡¯s, and the High Fairy will have thrice that of a High Elf¡¯s. And being stunningly beautiful and cute shape of a 10 year old female. Yes yes, but before that, let¡¯s put a Fairy Fountain. Where.. where do I put you.. Aha! About a kilometer in the west, a very good place was presented on my plate (island). Now let¡¯s add a magical fountain and surround it with stone slabs like a well, give those slabs a magical feeling¡­ ¡­ Done! The fountain is where fairies will usually spawn. Put emphasis on Usually. I enchanted this forever gushing spring to have healing abilities, anti-aging, strengthening, aaand the best of all¡­ If an item is bathed in it for a week, it becomes of Magic quality. Wait chen, what about Super Magic Tree? It is of Super Magic quality, but Super World is higher. Hey chen, can you just list the qualities and stuff? Yeah yeah, so let¡¯s be clear, each quality is divided into three sub qualities. Low-Mid-High So we have : Common < Uncommon < Rare < Unique < Magical < Mythology < Primal < Mega < Ultra < Super < Godlike Wowww¡­ I hear you saying. But chen, why is there Super Magic, etc.. Because those are tree types, so it is a Magic Tree, but of Super quality. You get it now? But chen, what about tree ty- No. Not now, I¡¯ll answer it later. So, yeah, the Super Fairy Fountain is done. But chen, why don¡¯t you make Godlike stuff? .. Why should I? Super is already overkill, alright? With just this axe, If I use it seriously, and maybe enchant it, then I can wipe a whole continent off the map. But chen, can you please tell us just how strong the strongest is? The strongest has his highest stat 600, and average people have 10-20, and experts are in the 300s. But did you know.. there is a limit. Yep, and the limit is 999. But chen, how can you give the monsters more than that? Because monsters are monsters, they are exempt from this rule, hehe. However, those monsters are incredibly rare, such as.. the Great 4 Dragons and the High Dragon. Those are another topic, but as long as you have the numbers and equipment, you can beat them. Don¡¯t also forget the skills, they are important as well. Anyhow, my High Elves and High Fairies have a special class that is stronger than normal, so¡­ I¡¯ll give them 10 stat points per level and somewhat easier skill learning. Yes yes.. Done. .. how will I make them work, though? Like, do I instill fake memories or what..- ¡°Disconnected.¡± ¡­ that¡¯s fine too.. I¡¯ll think of it for a bit, so.. yeah. Don¡¯t have the energy to curse at the author this time, heh, what a shame. Actually.. DAMN YOU, I DIDN¡¯T THINK ABOUT THE DWARVES YET! --Chapter 5 end-- Chapter 6 : Cheating? --Chapter 6-- BOOM! ¡°Stop! Catch that bastard!¡± ¡°Hahahaha! Can¡¯t catch me if your wife isn¡¯t satisfied with you! Ahahaha!¡± What is happening, you ask? Let¡¯s recall a few days ago.. ¡­ ¡°Finally! All set, now spawn, my dear flowers!¡± The hard work paid off, and I lived happily ever after¡­ Until I got bored like 2 hours later. Then I thought¡­ Let¡¯s go sleep with the king¡¯s woman, and his daughters, if he has any. Which country¡­ oh which country¡­ Found ya¡¯! Currently, this plant is veeery similar to your Earth, and the country I¡¯m visiting right now is where Norway is supposed to be. Hehehehehe.. Took me two days or so, then I charmed the women, and slept with them for 3 more days¡­ until the king found out. Which leads to what is happening right now. ¡­ BOOM! Oh, there goes an orphanage! So.. while I run, what topic do we use today? Aha! Let¡¯s talk about.. cheating? Both types, relationship cheating and exploitation-cheating. First off, relationship cheating¡­ why do you do it? Shut up, I¡¯m not a hypocrite, I¡¯m not the one who cheated, even though I¡¯m not any better. So.. anyways.. Woops! Oh no! ¡°Hey, if you are a king then stop burning those slave markets, you know that they are a source of income..¡± ¡°Shut up, you bastard! Just submit quietly and let me punish you thoroughly!¡± This guy¡­ he is flying on a fire cloud, and hurling fireballs at me, but all of them are dodged, obviously. So.. anyways, why do you cheat? You act exactly like the slut type I mentioned before, and men are no exception, I¡¯ll hopefully explain their types on a later date. So.. yeah, I¡¯ll conclude this part with : Cheaters are assholes and pieces of shit, why don¡¯t you be honest and just tell that guy/girl that you aren¡¯t satisfied and want to go on another relationship, it is fine if he mentally breaks down because you left him, at least you were honest, so just DO IT!This narrative has been purloined without the author''s approval. Report any appearances on Amazon. Oh boy.. DON¡¯T DO IT! ¡°JUST STOP! IT ISN¡¯T A BIG DEAL, SO STOP DESTROYING THE MARKET, YOU CRAZY OLD MAN!¡± ¡°YOU CAN¡¯T TEACH ME!¡± Alright, this chase became boring, so let¡¯s just.. Btshhhhh.. ¡®Cool him down¡¯ with rain. Bwahahahaha! Aaand.. he fell down, wet from head to toe, and unable to cast his magic. Thankfully, I had masked my beautiful face with a less beautiful one, so I can come back later. Anyhow, since I¡¯m done here, I teleport back to the island and get greeted with a forest full of elves and fairies. Sadly, the dwarves haven¡¯t accomplished much yet, but all I have to do is wait and they will do some stuff. ¡°Disconnected.¡± Aahh.. what a shame.. So, continuing off, let¡¯s talk about cheating, as in test cheating. I dislike it, since I never did it, and it irritated me, but I have nothing to stop it, do I? Why don¡¯t you just study, it doesn¡¯t take more than a day, ya¡¯know? So, those who cheat without studying at all.. fuck you, go jump in a pit of fire and slowly get roasted to death for your sins. So.. yeah, topic over, what else do you want? .. Fine, I¡¯ll tell you how my visit to the castle went.. ¡­ It was a bright, clear day, and I was sitting near the fairy fountain, bored. The fairies just circled around me in an excited manner, inspecting my hair and clothes, while others brought me fruits and herbs. I forgot to mention, a day before that, I scanned the continent for rare herbs and plants, that are helpful, then planted them on the other side of the mountain, at the normal trees. At that time, I asked the dwarves, who had already made some good tools, to go and cut the trees on the other side, and of course, the elves couldn¡¯t say no, since I gave them a large amount of trees for themselves, and another fact is that the trees on the other side aren¡¯t the blessed and super type, so they didn¡¯t care a lot. This herb that if brewed with that herb would give a potion that has powerful regenerative abilities, enough to regrow a lost limb. And another which advances the proficiency of fire magic by two levels, etc.. But chen, you never actually explained what the heck is ¡®Crazy¡¯. Umm.. it is just Godlike in disguise, easy peasy. Also, chen, you never explained what are Skill levels and proficiency. Ehh.. proficiency is basically skill xp, and skill levels allow it to advance to a higher level. Soooo¡­ skill level 99 is the max, afterwards it advances, so a mega will become ultra, but resets to level 1, yet more powerful. Chen chen! Is there anything after Godlike? Yes yes, since I have the bonus for proficiency due to the class, just a bit of work and it already raised to level 25, making it stronger. Moving on.. I just stored the herbs in my inventory, and they were made to grow quickly since I modified their seeds beforehand. Anyhow, I sat there, bored and doing nothing. Then.. it struck me. Why don¡¯t I just go, find a king with a sexy queen and daughters, and made sure he has young daughters at the age of 12 or so, found the match, then flew over there. Although my flying speed was quick, just imagine flying from Australia to Norway, pretty far, no? Flying over the blue sea until night time, I finally reached my target, and commenced my genius plan. Mask myself, sneak into the castle, do it with whomever is available at the moment, pretty simple. What was even simpler, for me, the castle¡¯s security.. because I made the skill to become invisible along the way, and already got it to the Unique rank. Like a walk in the park, my first was with a young princess, and I will not lie, it was tastier than the older ones, for me that is. Day after day, I got an achievement for sleeping with all the royal family¡¯s females, which felt pretty good. ¡­ until I got bored, and intentionally made a mistake, making the king notice me and what I¡¯ve done, which brings us to the chase scene from before. Seriously, this guy was beyond reckless, hurling fireballs here and there, hitting all types of buildings and innocents. Luckily for me, there were other matches, he only got chosen by luck, so I¡¯m going to be busy in the next couple of days, I¡­ got addicted¡­ hehehehehe.. But chen! Isn¡¯t that why you made the high elves and high fairies? Well.. yeah, but I didn¡¯t really feel like it, ya¡¯know? I might visit that king again, though, I crave for his daughter¡­ (pedophilia intensifies?) No no no, the age eligible for marriage is actually 12, for females, and 14 for males, and those conditions were passed, so.. yeah. Pedophile? I am not.. hahahaha. I have to thank the author for that, though. Now then, I guess it is time to say goodbyes? No? But I¡¯m tired¡­ Ugh.. fiineeee, let¡¯s quickly talk about what I had seen on the way. The cultures looked varied, a lot, but not in a bad way, but sadly, technology didn¡¯t develope in this world, since magic exists, and no, I¡¯m not sharing my sweet technology, nu uh, give me your daughters first, about seventy billion and I will accept. DO IT, JUST D- --Chapter 6 end-- Chapter 7 : Love life --Chapter 7-- Yes yes.. We can do this and that¡­ Oh. you are here. What do you want? More of my rants? More of my hateful thoughts about subjects? Hell no, you won¡¯t get any. I¡¯m busy, I need some time alone, some time to prepare for the massacre. Massacre for what? I¡¯m preparing a supernova to attack some systems, I¡¯d like to observe how it goes, hehehe.. What? Damned author, holding my account as a hostage.. Blackmailing cunt. Fine then, let¡¯s describe what I¡¯m doing. I¡¯m speeding up the burn rate and eating the energy it is releasing for myself, and by eating, I SUCK IT WHOLE. Tasty, I tell you, and because of it, I gained a new gauge other than Health, Mana and XP. The Energy gauge. Now rather than use mana for everything, I can use the Energy gauge to create objects out of energy. Next on my list is the Ki gauge, next is the Soul gauge, at that time I¡¯d store souls and recycle them, both making my Energy gauge generate and the mana. I¡¯m a good boy. Anyhow, what is today¡¯s topic, eh? I¡¯ve not been asked to talk for so long, so I thought that I was finally forgotten and can do whatever I want, ugh.. Let¡¯s see.. How about science? Yeaaaaah.. No, boring. OK THEN, YOU WANT THAT, HUH? YOU WANT IT? FINE! Let¡¯s talk about my love stories. Ah ah ah, so tragic, all of them were so tragic.. My first love was in middle school. It was a very good-looking girl, a popular one at that, but sadly, her words weren¡¯t as good as her looks, but I succeeded in dating her. Do you know what is tragic? I dumped her, hahahahaha. Tragic for her, because I made her completely fall for me in a short while, then broke her heart, just like that. Next one was when I was in high school, another good looking woman, but the difference was that it was very pure, as if it were the sun shining in front of you, blinding everyone with her beauty on looks and personality. Now now, I¡¯m not a masochist enough that I¡¯ll break such a pure person. This one was tragic for me, because somehow she was able to dig up some things I did, so she broke up with me. Did I cry at that time? Nope, nope, I just prepared some hand-made poison that cannot be detected and killed her family. Regret? None. I¡¯m a bad person, the worst, trash, but you know what? I enjoy it, the world is great, and I¡¯m greater, it is all below me, a stepping stone for my ascension. Ok, enough about that, my last love was in college, this one was with no more hidden desires, At that time, I truly wanted love, and picked my partner carefully.Reading on Amazon or a pirate site? This novel is from Royal Road. Support the author by reading it there. But, ugh¡­ people got very jealous and tried to get in between us many times, but I was prepared for such acts and was able to protect our relationship. ...Until she got an unknown incurable disease. Her last words were ¡°Live your life happily.¡± Damn, why couldn¡¯t she just say something selfish; every time I remember those words, it grinds my heart, pulverizes it with guilt, so you know what I do now? I do exactly what she said, I live happily, do whatever I want to keep myself happy, but did you know that trying to be forcefully positive will make you more susceptible for negative emotions? BUT I DON¡¯T CARE! I¡¯ve already got my share of negative emotions, and any more come, I welcome them with open arms. Emotions emotions, oh are they the best. Anyways, the speeding up is over, just two more minutes and it will explode, to hell with y¡¯all, stupid life forms! By the way, this is not the place where my planet is, this is somewhere far far away in outer space. Now then, put up that Energy Barrier around me, aaaand¡­ ¡°BOOOM!¡± Yep, that is the sound I like. Pfffffffffft¡­ did you really think that I¡¯ll hear it? This is space, vacuum, I can only see and feel the shockwave, okay? Now be destroyed, you damnable systems, be destroyed! You might be thinking, what made this system incur my wrath? There is a planet with humanoid-like beings, and I found a hot chick and wanted to bang her. And what do you think happened? I CAN¡¯T DO IT! HOW DO THEY EVEN BREED? ARGH! So at first, I started planting bombs into their houses and mountains, basically everywhere, then exploded them. ...They survived. Everything survived, my explosion was just like a child hitting them, so using that, I started copying every single metal and material they have so I can use it later, and once I MADE SURE that I had copied everything, the idea of supernova-ing their sun came to mind, and here I am, doing it while wearing clothes made of their attire and material. I also made sure to copy every type of clothes they have, after all, I like new things. So, let¡¯s see how they act now that their sun has exploded, hehe. ¡­. What? I teleported to their planet, but¡­ it isn¡¯t there anymore? Ho ho, looks like we¡¯ve got a bad boy here trying to escape from punishment. Tsk, time to find th- ¡°Disconnected.¡± Ahhh, why! I need to talk about stuff more? Ok let¡¯s talk serious¡­ Where is waldo? Oh no, i just incurred the wrath of ¡®Anti-Bad Puns Organization¡¯ or ABPO in short. Fine, I give up, what is it you want? You want me to talk about how much bullshit the writer just wrote because he has no ideas? Alright then, he repeats a lot of stuff, A LOT, and there is also the fact that he tries his best not to start sentences or paragraphs with the same words, isn¡¯t the weird? What¡¯s more is that he isn¡¯t letting me continue because he wants to force himself to make me talk about random things that he hasn¡¯t thought beforehand, sigh¡­ Oh no, ohnononono¡­ he just promised me that I can¡¯t play anymore. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN YOU WHOEVER MADE ME TALK! WAKE ME UP FROM THIS SAD DREAM I AM IN. no? Ok. Okay. Whatever.. I can wait, I¡¯ll show you! ¡­ ---10 hours later--- HELP ME! WAKE ME UP! WHY DO I DESERVE THIS! WHY DO I ALWAYS SHOUT OUT OF NOTHING! Stay calm.. Staaay calm¡­ I can¡¯t.. I need to explode that planet. I need to explode that planet! Yes, that¡¯s it! That planet is at fault! Add more exclamation marks! Yes! Now! I! Can! Stay! Sane! Yay! ¡­ I can¡¯t no more, please don¡¯t deprive me of my only way of living¡­ cause I think I¡¯m dead. Am I dead? How can I be dead if I¡¯m able to think clearly.. What if I¡¯m inside a machine and my brain is being turned into some kind of AI or something. Nah, but I could be alive yet in a coma, yeah that¡¯s it, what else could it be? That must be it¡­ or I¡¯m just dead person, a soul that is tortured for eternity.. But.. why? What did I do? ¡°Hello?¡± ¡­ Am I hallucinating? ¡°Anyone there?¡± Searching in the darkness around me, I find¡­ A red orb on fire. --Chapter 7 end-- Chapter 8 : The Truth --Chapter 8-- ¡°Am I alone?¡± Someone else other than the writer! This is.. Wrong. Shouldn¡¯t I be alone? Who the hell is that! ¡°You, out, this is my story!¡± ¡°Oh, uh, umm.. So there is someone else here..¡± ¡°There shouldn¡¯t be that someone else, which is you, so go! Scram!¡± ¡°...Why..? did I do something wrong?¡± ¡°Tsk.¡± The author just got someone to replace me, damn. ¡°Umm.. I remember being hit by a truck then falling unconscious, where is this?¡± ¡°Yer dead.¡± ¡°..Huh?¡± ¡°I think we are both dead.. Maybe..¡± ¡°Maybe..?¡± ¡°Yeah, Maybe, who knows..¡± ¡°...¡± [Hello boys, let us clarify, you are NOT dead, but on death¡¯s door, ya¡¯see.] ¡°Huh? Who is this now? Get off my story!¡± [Calm down big guy, both of you survived near death experiments, so of course, we had to ¡®do some secretive stuff¡¯ to get your bodies and start experimenting with our new AI system.]Did you know this text is from a different site? Read the official version to support the creator. ¡°I knew it!¡± ¡°Umm¡­ Who are both of you?¡± ¡°I am the one and only-¡± [Doesn¡¯t matter, you are both our test subjects now. The first guy with big mouth is named SB-1, the timid guy is SB-2, got it? Now then, start talking.] ¡°About..?¡± [Anything, rant like you always do.] ¡°Timid boy, you go.¡± ¡°Wha-? Ah, umm¡­ I hate cheese?¡± ¡°You are a shame to society, a disgrace, let me show you how it is done.¡± Ah¡­ so, it is that time of the day again, huh. Fine then, what topic is it? I know! Romance! There are times when you want people to have harems, others you feel forceful for, so you want to disband that harem, other times you just feel that none of the women are good and try to keep the main character single, after all, his traits don¡¯t allow for romantic relationships, or the circumstances aren¡¯t good. But seriously, isn¡¯t romance great? It makes you anxious for more, and feel good when it is done well, feel bad when it is done terrible, then you start imagining the correct scenario yourself. Ahh¡­ Truly great, but anyways, we spoke about harems before, right? So let¡¯s talk about another subtopic for romance. Love triangles. Oh are they painful to see, and make you feel bad for the non-main heroine, she always doesn¡¯t get it¡­ But it hurts the most when the main character totally has a crush on someone for years¡­. Then chooses someone else because¡­ reasons? The pain and hate just bursts from the fans, after all, you just make it apparent that ¡®THIS IS THE HEROINE¡¯, then BAM! We lied, this is the real one, and you are going to have to deal with it, heh. Happy? 5% of you must be, and we are obviously aiming at those 5%, we totally aren¡¯t trying to get you mad, okay? Chill, man. [Good SB-1, this is enough for today, time for you to play for a bit.] ¡°Yusssss.¡± ¡°What about me?¡± ¡°You can disappear for all I care, maggot.¡± [Bad SB-1, he will be your partner now.] ¡°I¡¯m not gay, you fools.¡± [Well, we didn¡¯t think so, as such he will just be your ¡®best friend¡¯.] ¡°Ugh.. just keep him out of my world, okay?¡± ¡°Wait, at least let me talk a bit..¡± [Then both of you will be in different worlds, but can contact each other, happy? Now go and leave us be.] Us, huh, at least I learned that I¡¯m not dead.. ¡°Connecting.. Done. Welcome, Violett Blue.¡± At last! So, where did I stop? Oh yeah, I tried destroying that planet and its solar system, but it failed, huh. Fine, I¡¯ve gotta check my progress on the main planet! Teleport! ¡­ Oh. Great, they are doing great. REAAAALLLY GREAAAT. And by great, I mean that they have already got themselves armed to the boot and cultivated a lot of the land, even though it has only been a month. Damn, they are fast.. What to do.. What to do¡­ Alright, let¡¯s just go create some massive dungeons around the world and leave them to evolve, eh? It will be fun, I tell you.. --Chap- Maggots, don¡¯t you dare run off, I haven¡¯t even done anything yet! Hey.. wait, hey! --Chapter 8 end-- Chapter 9 : Personality-less people --Chapter 9-- Hehehehe.. An eye for an eye and a chen for a chen! Wait, when did you appear? Didn''t the author go and die in a hole or something? Just fuck off for all I care. Ugh, this damned ''best friend'' of mine is really killing me, want to know why? You really do, right? RIGHT!? Well, here is what happened... ... Once upon a time, a timid boy with the current name of SB-2 had gotten hit by an ant-sized meteorite. His frail body was frail (obviously), so he nearly died (seems very possible since meteorites fly at very high speeds.) This and that happened, and the secret organization took him in with me (or so I deduced from what he said and what he was told.) Anyway, ignoring all the other filler content, he decided to live in his world as a character with little to no powers. A world that existed in the information age, before we were able to find pebbelites or whatever they were called (I forgot. It has been over a thousand years since last chapter, so go to hell.) Now comes the main problem, the big ol'' center of the problem, his personality. But chen-chen! Why the fuck do you care about someone else''s personality? Can''t they just live how they like? To that, my maggots, I tell you to listen to me closely. Imagine a smart guy, a veeeery smart guy with a smart brain in his smart head, okay? Emphasize on ''smart.'' Ok, so. We already established that he is smart, and by that I mean he is able to solve things just like a fucking detective con*n would, with only little clues. Now then, add to that a female character. A typical, generic, princess-like female that has aforcefulattitude, yeah? That boy is a supposed ''energy saver'', in other words, he doesn''t like doing anything. My type of guy, per se. Now we have two characters, aye? Energy saving guy and Forceful girl, remember that you maggots, cause it only takes a few more lines to explain my point. So.. heheheh... soo.... That energy saving guy can''t say ''no''. The fucking fucker can''t spit out a ''no''. This and that happens, he does his sister a favor by joining her past club, and for some weird ass reason, that girl is in it (plot, you can''t question it no matter what). That girl was locked inside the club room, so sheforceshim to find out who and how she was locked inside, then she continues on by forcing him to solve more things. Remember, he is anEnergy Saving Guy. She tells him to meet her at a cafe, and she says ''Oh, I forgot this thing from when I was a kid, can you help me deduce?'' Well, no one cares, except him for that matter. Later on they deduce it, and then I thought "Phew.. That seems the end of it." But it wasn''t. It freaking wasn''t!The story has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation. A while later, she comes out and says to the people in the club (the boy''s two friends and him) to watch a movie preview, and lo and behold, he wants to say no! She. Skips. His. Opinion. Then the champ, the boy''s friend comes in and says ''Hey, he wants to say something.'' God bless him for that. But the fucking female just says to the boy ''You are coming, right?'' while everyone else is coming. He, of course, can say ''no'' and no one will give a shit. She isinviting, nothing more and nothing less. But then he just stays silent and nods. ... Are you fucking serious? Are you!? Is that a way to do that, SB-2? Is that how a ''smart'' man likes it? Are you a masochist? Do you love being pushed around like a bitch and doing things you don''t want to do? Because it seems like it, VERY MUCH SO! -breath in- Well, what are you saying, you maggot of a reader. Do you think this is normal? Is it normal to not be able to say no? To let everyone push you around against your will? To not mutter the mere two letters ''N'' ''O''? If you disagree, so be it. You are a maggot anyway, ugh.. Fucking hell, ever since then, I stopped looking over at the guy. He infuriated me more than ever, so I''m thinking.. Why not go ahead and burn that world of his? But I''ll be fucking damned! I myself put down a rule that no one is allowed to interact with each others'' world, so yeah, I''m fucked. Ok then, chen boy. You have stayed silent for a thousand years just to rant about something like that? What a pity, I pity you. - Says a random maggot who doesn''t want to jump inside the pit. Well, you know what? Yes, this is what happened and what will happen. You should be thankful that I''m even here. "Connecting... Done. Welcome,Violett Blue." Sigh, guess my ranting time is up now, eh? Alright then, here is what I did : I destroyed my original planet. I recreated it. I waited until it became a semi-sci-fi planet, hooray! The fuck Violett, you only did that!? I hear you muttering. Add to that the fact that I made crystal aliens invade the planet and making it a paradise for shounen characters, yes. That is all what I did. Am I a character too? Of course I am! I''m that cliche boss who is doing something ''evil'' that will get beaten by the main character and his harem later. But guess what, fuck that! Because that ''boss'' isn''t the real me, it is merely a body double! Hahahahahaha! -On a side note, I also played as the first guy who started defeating the aliens, but he is now ''dead''. Rest in kill, I will miss this persona. Well, time to continue observing our main character, Robbie Ratten. Pffft. Firstly, I''ll explain how this ''semi-sci-fi shounen planet'' works, ''kay? So, here is the deal.. A meteorite once fell along with the crystaline aliens, and this meteorite grew into a tree that grows colourful crystal balls. Those balls, once connected to the human, are able to transform into armaments like that mecha bullshit that is able to go against the aliens. Of course, there are different types of armaments that solely depend on the person, not the crystal. But there are also times when the crystal ball is blessed in of itself, allowing whatever armament to become a high tier, strong, armament. Yet, the crystal isn''t a limiter. If you trained enough with it and understood, no matter what crystal ball you use, you shall become the top. Ah, yes.. I forgot to tell you. There are crystals that allow for hybrid armaments or fluid ones that let one choose the weapon they want. Be it a shield or a gatling gun, imagination is that user''s limit. So.. yeah, that''s about it. Very cool and original, aye? I''m quite sure the writer is very satisfied with ''my'' great ''ideas.'' Yep, definitely. Back to our beautiful Robbie Ratten, he is now on the international island that trains kids with potential to become Crystal Fighters. PFFFFFFFFFT. T-.. trust me. . ahahahah... I didn''t name it... Fuck me. That name is funny as hell! ahh.. phew.. well, moving on. This Robbie already had the qualities of a harem main character. How so, the maggot annoys me. My dear maggot, he has a bro-con sister that is not related to him by blood, he saved a random girl from death before - he nearly died from the alien while saving her -, and he has the luck of a harem master! Let me elaborate. Oh, he will actually show us himself. Here, have a look. He enters the school building and walks to a corner, on the other side is a girl with impossiblely big racks running while sticking to the wall, before bumping into each other at the corner. He, with his great luck, fell on his back while her boobs were ontop of his face, and his hands holding on her butt. Sometimes he makes me jealous, sheesh! And there you have it. This is also one of his harem members, but I''m not going into detail. Because what harem has fleshed out characters, amirite? Yeah? Yeah?! ...Some have fleshed out characters but harems are still bullshit. Though, it is fun to watch an unwilling harem main character get tortured in real time by the plot, heh. Guess I''ll watch more while you maggots fuck off. The chapter has nearly reached its limit, aye? --Chap- Oh yeah, just so that I can clear that out of the way. Welcome back, I never missed you. --Chapter 9 end-- Chapter 10 : Connection between NTR and Harems -Tap tap tap. My fingers kept tapping on my throne-sizedchair''s arm. ...I understand his ploy now. I, chen-chen, now know why that bastard by the name of SB-2 acts like such. The fucker is a meticulous planner, I tell you! Seriously, can you imagine him going from 0 personality to the most charismatic person in a way that words roll off his tongue like a god damn drama/romance actor who knows how to ad-lip. The hell! Even I can''t do that so smoothly. I swear, he later blackmailed the forceful girl by using the ''You forced me'' arguement and CONVINCED her to willingly bang him. Yeah, you heard that right. Convinced! Later on when he grew up to an adult, he made himself some kind of mask to hide his identity using his administrator powers then went around stealing girls from other guys'' chests in front of them. Here is an example : SB-2 in his disguise walks towards a soon-to-be bride while the soon-to-be husband is holding her hands. By some sorcery of words, the man stood agap and let go of his bride while SB-2 took her to his car to do his deeds. When they were done, he got her out of the car and drove away like it was nothing! The bastard! Oh and the most important part is, the bride fell in love with the guy more than the husband. I fucking swear he must have put a +9999 Charm on himself when he got bored, like.. Fuck. The hell is up with that, and don''t even get me started on Robbie Ratten. Oh that guy has a story to tell. So he is a harem MC, yeah? I designed my clone to have a bloody hot assistant who isloyal. Emphasize on loyal, yeah? After the MC successfully conquered all of the school''s pretty girls, lesbians or not, the clone started showing himself. This and that happened and they were lead to the clone''s secret base, and oh boy was it not a fucking treat to watch. After saying some cringey bullshit about saving the world, the clone, with the assistant clinging to his arm, summoned a giant ass mecha that is pretty much a walking calamity, and if I might say, that was a great idea. Anyway, using his awful MC powers, he combined the crystals to form a mecha of the same caliber, but at the end, right before he was defeated by my clone, he started remembering faces and scenes that were too mediocre and boring yet gave him power out of nothing, typical shounen MC.This tale has been unlawfully obtained from Royal Road. If you discover it on Amazon, kindly report it. Robbie Ratten''s strongest memory was the potential female lead''s interactions with him. That was understandable, to some extent, but I''ll be damned at what happens next. Both of them send their mecha punches with full power, destroying both of their mechas and sending them flying. Robbie, however, jumped out of the cockpit before the mecha exploded, causing him to be flung towards the assistant before landing right between her legs. ..so what about it, chen? Stop being such a pitiful asshole, if I were you, I''d just go and seduce that random vaginaless alien civilization! - Says the average cuckold of a maggot. Well, my maggot, here is the fucking kicker. The assistant tries to move, but with Robbie''s nose in his privates, shemoaned in delight. She did it, and when they stood up, my clone went like, "What...?" For once in my lifetime I''ve seen an NTR, and I can say it is bullshit just like a harem is! Get this, get this. When they all finally stand up, the assistant goes to Robbie, hugging his arm before saying, "Let''s do that again." while licking her lips seductively. At that moment, I saw the clone staring at my invisible camera, his face full of confusion, despair, and rage. Trust me, that was very understandable, so I sent him a crystal ten times stronger than the combined crystal of Robbie. Rather than a big ass mecha, it was in the form of a second layer of clothes, with strength enough to overwhelm the entire world. With that, I left him to rampage freely till he exploded while smiling in satisfaction, taking the planet down with him. I''m proud. -sniff.. What? Do you think that this was the most boring shit ever? Oh nooo. It definitely wasn''t, you shithead of a maggot. Anyway, now is the time I let go of my restraints and go ranting, aye? First up, NTR! An abreviation from Netorare, it basically means stealing one''s beloved in any way shape or form, just like what SB-2 did with the bride. The actual fuck? Who the hell would just be like ''oh, this guy looks nice so I''ll abandon my husband. Very great indeed.'' Well fuck that! ..Though, I myself NTRed the king from the original planted, that was just a prank, so it was completely justified Hmm? What was I talking about? Ah, yes. NTR. The concept itself is actually very realistic in the form of false love and hidden love. Let me explain, yeah? This man and woman ''love'' each other, but one of them is only one sided. Let''s take the man''s love to be the one-sided, since I''ve been pretty harsh on the devils called women. So the woman loves another man secretly, and that other man loves her too, so when she decides to let go of the first guy to go with the second, doesn''t that act as NTR? -That''s just cheating! You maggot say, and I reply with... ok. Why the hell am I supposed to know well about NTR? You maggots have some strange ass hobbies, go jump in the maggots-only pit. Now then, we go onto the second phase, NTR harem. Why and how does that exist? Just how? Why? Who would do this??? Only fuckers like you maggots would, that''s for sure. I''ve explained the concept of it with Robbie and SB-2 as examples, so all I have to say now is my opinion : No thanks. Done, job well done me, job well fucking done! Now then, by now I think you realized that all this time I''ve been connected to the world, yeah? It was because I was working on something new, very new and good. Heh, I''m making a revolution here. So, here is the idea, hmm? I open a portal to allow authors to interact with their shitty worlds, now this fuckface of a writer will feel my pain and agony. Yes...yes...perfection, hahahaha! With my corporate suit and a building full of corporate slaves, I shall initiate operation "Fuck Writers and Their Harems," FWTH for short. Button button, time to be pressed. "Oh no, spare me Mr. Evil Corporate Man!" Said the imaginary button in my mind, making me reply outloud, "Too late, you maggot!" As I smashed my hand into the button, I could feel multiple fluctuations in space, prompting a satisfied smile from me.