《God Of Cheat》 Prolouge Shen Zuobi was reading a book silently in the tranquil classroom as the open window allowed the gentle wind to breeze across his face. The book he was reading was not a schoolbook but rather a book that Shen had half-wittily decided to bring while getting ready for another repetitive day of school. As he read the book, Shen''s expression changed many times. Sometimes showing great interest in the book while other times he looked as though he was confused and wanted to stop there. But he kept on reading. The reason why he did so was because although the book was rather cliche and predictable, it had many cliffhanging chapters which amused him as he felt they weren''t necessarily needed. The book truly kept Shen Zuobi deeply immersed in it. The lunchtime went by without him noticing. The book made him feel like the time going by was being slowed down for some reason to allow him to understand what he was reading. Shen Zuobi was so immersed that when the bell rung, the only thing he heard was the chapter that he was reading coming to life. The book he was reading was nameless. It fitted into a category of novels called Wuxia.You might be reading a stolen copy. Visit Royal Road for the authentic version. Shen was so immersed with the book. He ended up reading the book for so long that when Shen finally decided to look up at the teacher, he was already gone. He thought to himself, ''Did the period already end?,'' but he already knew that wasn''t true because the clock was still ticking 4 which meant that his English class was still or supposed to be having their lesson. "Hey! Are you guys pranking me? Haha so funny. You can come out now. I''ve exposed you all. Okay for real you guys can out." Shen thought they were hiding outside the door so he stood up, put the open book down and began walking to them. As he was walking he heard the wind coming from the open window growing stronger turning from a tiny gusts of wind to a continuous waves of shockwaves. Shen began to run but halfway to the door he noticed that he wasn''t getting closer instead he was going further away. He was being pulled back to his original spot. "What the hell is going on?!" Shen couldn''t resist the vacuuming happening on his body anymore and flew off the classroom floor. He began flying backward 2 meters off the ground while spinning in circles. The distance he ran became all for nothing in less than a second. He flew on top off his desk with his book on top of it and it began sucking him in. "Why is this happening?! I thought Wuxia plot were unrealistic! What the..." And just like that everything became normal again. The windows shut themselves and the tables and chairs went back to normal. Of course the book also disappeared. A few moments later and the class returned. They all sat down on their assigned seats in the classroom and they began class again with no one wondering where Shen Zuobi was as they''ve never met a Shen Zuobi in their life. Chapter 1: Reincarnation [1] Things started getting weird from what Shen Zuobi could tell with his eyes. At first he was in the dark space but later he saw a light and the light slowly grew stronger. After a while the light reached him and covered his whole body. Questions started invading his head like, if he was in the book, if he was dead, if he was going to become the main character of the book, or if it was all a dream. He didn''t bother pinching himself to wake up since that could be regarded as a myth. The light after a while started retracting back to where it came from. After it all disappeared a flash-bang like punch entered Shen Zuobi and he fell down. Everything was hard to see other than the color white. The other senses worked on the other-hand. He seemed to have exited the dark room and entered another. Shen Zuobi tried to touch around to find out where he was but as he was doing so, he felt like his arms was getting shorter. While his arms were getting shorter, his legs also did the same. They were getting shorter and shorter. Not only were they getting shorter but the circumference was also decreasing alongside it. His eyes began losing sight although he already lost it from the flash-bang. His eyelids began automatically shutting themselves. Even though Shen Zuobi tried to keep them open, the effort was fruitless. Everything else also began shrinking or in other cases already disappeared. "What is going on?" Shen Zuobi was truly confused. If it was like everything other wuxia story then he should be in someone else''s body right now. But instead he is losing his body parts along with his sight and now his taste which meant he couldn''t speak anymore. Changes kept happening to his body. The body he once knew as Shen Zuobi no longer existed and what replaced it was something indescribable both physchomogically and physically. Shen Zuobi felt a weird sensation of a shaking. The shaking was going back and forth in a endless repetition. After a while the shaking slowed down and Shen finally felt his new body begin to move without Shen Zuobi having to do it personally. As he was moving with his new body, he kept bumping into things that all felt the same to one another. After a while, Shen Zuobi was released from where he was and exit it but doing so, he also landed onto another place which was also completely mysterious. Shen Zuobi wanted to go back to where he came from in case there was danger up ahead but other things pushed him forward not allowing him the chance to stop and with fruitless efforts, try to re-enter where he came from. He cursed in his mind as he couldn''t speak anymore. The pushing later stopped and Shen Zuobi began floating around with his new body without anything touching and pushing him. The feeling all around was weird as if Shen Zuobi was swimming but without the ability to control himself. Once in a while, Shen Zuobi would bump into the other things. This happened not quite as frequent as time went by but just as the rain was slowly disappearing, it seemed like thunder and lightning showed up as Shen Zuobi felt his body entering something else. Shen Zuobi floated for just a little bit longer before stopping and remaining in the same spot. ''Where am I? What in the world is going on? This is nothing like what happened in the book.'' Shen Zuobi was confused but strangely he wasn''t scared. If he still had a human body then he would be shimmering of all the confidence and composure he was feeling at the moment. Shen Zuobi was still in the same place for a whole day and nothing has changed. Time began speeding up and pretty soon, Shen Zuobi couldn''t tell anymore how long he''s been still. Everything around him was the same without any differences since he first got there. Around two days later and he heard voices speaking but not clearly. "I''m... This is... are lucky... or..." "... don''t know... I... that it''s not..." "I... you." "Love you... don''t even know." There was two voices with one sounding deeper and more hoarse which likely meant male while the other was gentle and higher which meant the opposite. They had a conversation between the each other about something that happened to the female and it was most likely a good thing from there tone. The male was most likely her boyfriend or husband and they loved each other very much just based off of what Shen Zuobi heard. ''What would she be that made them happy? Rich? No if she was rich then he wouldn''t have said it''s not something. Why would he even mention or say that if she became rich?'' Shen Zuobi thought of the answer for quite a while before it finally hit him.If you stumble upon this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it. ''She''s pregnant! No wonder I was shaking back and forth at first and why I shrunk and lost my body parts. My body must have been going through the process of growing in the womb except in reverse. That would explain where I''m at. I must be reincarnating into whatever world this is. But this isn''t right. I''m supposed to take over someone''s body not grow my one. Well I guess that''s not really reincarnating and I''m doing it correctly unlike other main characters but still, that''s not right!'' After connecting the pieces of the puzzle together Shen Zuobi realized something else which made him want to cry even while being a cell. He has only entered the womb for one day minimum and one week max. That meant that he had to wait nine months in the womb without anything to do. ''This is scary. What am I going to be doing for the next month? Well I could always do math or something. That sounds boring though. Maybe I should solve what my new mom and dad said completely for fun.'' And that''s exactly what he began doing. For a while this kept him in a confused state and Shen Zuobi kept trying to solve the conversation but after a week of plugging in words into the sentences his future parents said, he already knew the answers or at least was close to it. ''Mom: I''m pregnant. This is amazing. We are so lucky. I wonder if it''s a boy/girl or girl/boy? Dad: Well I don''t know what is the gender but I hope it''s not a girl/boy. Mom: I love you. Dad: Love you more. You don''t even know.'' This was almost word to word to the actual conversation. Shen Zuobi deduction skill has always been great since he was back on Earth but now it was almost twice as great as before. Then came the biggest question of all times. ''What do I do for the next eight month and a few weeks?'' The answer to that was very simple, it was nothing. Shen Zuobi was in the womb doing nothing like other babies would. Three months past and Shen looked like any other baby except smaller and with a head almost the exact size as the body. Shen knew that his eyes and mouth were back but he couldn''t use them. ''I''m so sick and tired of being in here. I wish I could go out and adventure already. Oh! Maybe I''ll have a game system that I can get stronger with and it gives me quests and stuff. It''ll probably be accessed by the words [Open System]'' Right after he said that, he heard a noise. It sounded like a bell ringed. ''A bell? How in world did I just hear a bell? Hm... strange.'' He knew that he was a strange baby when he could hear without ears but hearing a bell was most definitely on the top 3 most strangest things since he''s been reincarnated into a cell. ''I need to open my eyes and see what''s going on.'' Shen tried to open his eyes but it didn''t work since they weren''t fully developed yet but he didn''t give up. He kept trying. His eyelids opened just a little bit and it felt like the world was on top of it pushing it down. He couldn''t stand the weight and closed the progress he''s made with his eyes. After he gave his eyes some rest, he tried once more. And just like last time it failed but this time around he made a little more progress. Just a little more. Days went by as Shen Zuobi kept attempting to open his eyeballs and pretty soon another month has past. For the first time he saw something with his 13% opened eyes. He saw a line. That was all he saw. ''A line? Why is this line doing here? Hm... it''s probably not just a line. There must be more above this line.'' Shen believed that and kept trying to open his eyes in order to see the rest of whatever was there. After an hour of attempts after the first time he saw a line, Shen saw something else. It wasn''t actual a thing but a color. Shen saw the color blue. Although it was only a glimpse of it and a second later he closed his eyes due to the weight, he knew what he saw. ''Blue huh? I knew there was more to it. Gotta keep on attempting this then.'' Week after week, Shen kept seeing more of the color blue. Halfway through the month, Shen wanted to give up since he didn''t want to put in so much work for nothing but decided against that since he needed something to pass the time anyway. Another month past and Shen finally saw something new. His eyes were now 27% opened. There was something on the blue. It was a word but Shen couldn''t read it since it was too blurry. ''Why are my eyes still undeveloped? Hurry up and grow me up woman! That sounds stupid. Anyway... so there seems to be two words and two different numbers. One of the numbers look like the letter O so it''s probably a 0. Now the other letter looks to be a 4? Probably... but not sure. The words seems to hard to read for a infant which isn''t even born yet. Guess I gotta keep trying.'' Nine months went by in a flash and now everything was revealed. Shen could open his eyes all the way to the 80% mark now. For days he''s been staring at what was in front of him. ''Hm... interesting. Am I really? Oh fascinating. Is this because I did that? Why isn''t that... is it because I''m not born yet?'' Shen was looking at a game screen and kept asking questions. The screen had his name, stats, information and anything else that a game screen would have.
Name: Shen Ziobi
Level: 0 Cultivation Level: Mortal Non-Rank (Every 5 Level is 1 Cultivation Level)
Hit Point: 5 Mana Point: 0
State: Unborn Infant Hunger: Unknown Fatigue: Unkown
Stats: Strength: 30 Endurance: 0 Intelligence: 30 Endurance: 0 Willpower: 24 Perception: 13 Charisma: 3 Luck: 68 Dexterity: 0 Spiritual: 4 Undistributed Points: 0
Information: Shen Zuni is a reincarnated human who accidentally got sucked into the world of Egaroth due to a magical book he was reading back on Earth.
''What activated this game screen? Is it when I thought of [Open System]? Then to close it I would have to think, [Close Menu]!'' "Ding!'' The game screen closed just as he thought it would. Shen began wondering if it was possible to access other things related to a game. ''RPG Games usual have quests so maybe there''s a way to access the quests? Open quests, no that''s not right. Quest log open, that''s not it either. Maybe just [Quest Log] then.'' "Ding!"
Quest Log
Current Quests: Birth To Gamer: After nine months of growing in your mother''s womb, you will be given birth to and your legend will begin. [Rewards: 10 Undistributed Points] Available Quests: (None At The Moment)
Quest Room: 1/20
''Wow! Didn''t really expect that to work but cool. Birth To Gamer?'' Shen began reading the information and was surprised at the reward. ''10 points! That''s 10 freaking points just for being born. This should be the ninth month so I should be out of here in no time.'' And he was right. Four days later and he heard screaming. "Ahhh! This is painful." "Breath. Take a deep breath in... and a deep breath out." "Okay okay." Shen heard this and was about to smile until he realized that he couldn''t due to his muscles not being fully developed and ready. ''That''s my cue. Time to begin my legend now... just like the quest told me.'' He was excited to go and see the world and what it had in store for him but at the same time he was nervous about what the future held and the dangers that would come with it. ''Come on Shen. This is the best opportunity ever. You''ve always been unpopular with no friends. Let''s change that and become the most popular and strongest person in this world. Hahaha! Game on Egaroth.'' Chapter 2: Reincarnation [2] ''It''s time to meet my newly fresh and ripe family members. Hah! Dad jokes. Wow I''m feeling old even though I''m an infant right now.'' Shen Zuobi felt an increasing amount of movement and painful moaning every second. He didn''t mean to but without any choice, he accidentally overheard heard a conversation between his new mother and whoever was guiding her through child labor, most likely the doctor. "You''re almost there Mistress Shen." Shen Zuobi heard the doctor speaking to his mother and was in a little bit of shock at the time. It was mostly consisted of respected but it also had fear as its side-dish. ''Wow! Shocking. She has my family name as well. This is really convenient. I hope they keep my name the same. Just like I said before, shocking. Okay now here I come world.'' Although Shen Zuobi was shocked at first in the beginning, he was getting used to all of the surprises that whatever or whoever brought him to this world was giving him so he almost naturally got over it after a few stream of surprise blowing into his face. It was like Shen Zuobi never heard it in the first place. Shen Zuobi was getting so adapted to surprises that when he heard the other person refer to his mom as mistress, all he thought was, ''Cool.'' For some random reason Shen Zuobi felt like he knew that it was time. His heart for another random reason felt like weights were being lifted off slowly until his heart was completely free and weightless. Shen Zuobi thought that he would be nervous to be born again except this time he would be aware of it but instead it was as if all the nervousness in his body has turned into excitement. The time has officially came. The man speaking to his mother has successfully guided and helped Shen Zuobi''s mother give birth to her newborn baby. Shen Zuobi knew that he was out of the womb because he felt many times lighter and he could smell the air unlike when he was back in the womb. He was being carried by a man and a few moment later he was passed onto another person. Her arms and the size of her hand indicated that it was a female person that Shen Zuobi was currently being held by. "Oh thank the heavens. Thank you gods up above for giving my sister such a healthy looking child." Shen Zuobi heard another voice which clearly belonged to his aunt from the way she was talking and her clearly saying the word ''sister''. Her voice sounded younger than his mother so it meant two things. She was either lower in the ranking of whatever the Shen family was. This was concluded from her mother being called a mistress. Or she was in a higher rank than her older sister which could be due to her intelligence, cheap plays, or taking advantage of something that''s important to Shen Zuobi''s mother.. If it was the first one then Shen Zuobi would either let her live or die depending on if she has any plans to backstab his mother and father in order to become a higher rank in the family immediately after he gained the strength to do so. If it was the second one then Shen Zuobi would have limited choice because if his aunt was killed then his mother or father would be accused due to work of cliches in novels. In order to overcome that would mean to find another person and set him or her up to make it seem like the death was caused by him or her. ''Then if I find out that my mother is still accused then I will... oh my goodness, I''m thinking far ahead into the future. I have never done this before. Is it because of my new genes inherited from my new parents? I am way too kind. Whoever this kid is... or was supposed to become, I think it would definitely be someone of high power that took care of everyone around him. But that''s not me! I may have also inherited your genes original person of this body but that doesn''t make me you. I will most likely be betrayed by anyone I trust in the near future. I need strength to prevent that from happening. I am excited.'' Shen Zuobi was so excited that he began shivering. This lead to a huge misunderstanding that would in the near future lead to a bigger misunderstanding. "Who was the one that opened the window!" Shen Zuobi heard a hoarse male voice yelled. He had fast thinking and deduction speed from his past life and he immediately knew what was going on. Whoever was yelling previously misinterpreted the fact that Shen Zuobi was shivering for the cold. Although it was quite warm as it was the Summer or Deagom season on this side of Egaroth but no one could too sure when it comes to babies.If you stumble upon this narrative on Amazon, it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. A weak and clearly fearful voice speaker up and replied the yelling man that it was him who opened the window since he wanted to let fresh air in. ''From the sound of his attitude and actions, he should be a servant or slave that works for this household. This sounds like it''s turning interesting. Let''s see what the man does to this servant as a punishment.'' As to why Shen Zuobi was doing that instead of stopping his shivering was simple. He wanted to understand what authority this man had in this Shen Family. "Do you understand the punishment for potentially harming the next 2nd Master of the Shen Clan? Do you?!" The man yelled at the servant with a volume that no one would enjoy. Especially since it was so rasp and hoarse making sound more sinister than it was already. Then a clear and beautiful voice that flew through Shen Zuobi''s ears like an angel spoke, "It''s okay brother Siya... it was a mistake and it might not necessarily be the reason why my son is shivering like this." This person was naturally Shen Zuobi''s mother and she seemed kindhearted just like the supposed to be Shen Zuobi. He must have got it from her. "But even so he could be trying to kill..." "Quiet! Don''t you dare say those kinds of words in front of my son." "But he''s not even old..." "What?!" "Nothing ma''am. Nothing at all. I apologize for any inconvenience." Shen Zuobi was observing the conversation and he almost simultaneously recognized these kind of conversations. It was like those cliche anime where the bigger brother would be bullied and yelled at by the younger sister and all he can do is apologize even if he did nothing wrong. ''So my uncle is Shen Siya. That fits his voice just like a super thin glove since it''s hoarse just like his name. I don''t get it at all. If your clan had the name God why would you name your child God Hoarse. That doesn''t seem intimating at all. Wouldn''t he get bullied for his name. Grandma or grandpa must hate him very much to do that. I wonder what my mother''s name is? Oh and who''s my father. Is he the current 2nd Master of the clan since I''m the future 2nd Master. Of course I have no intention of doing that but still. I''m so lucky not to have a family that is bullied in the clan or I wouldn''t have anytime to walk and go places without being bullied. I need to get strong fast. Do I have to get a job as a cultivator and travel around the country to get stronger then come back for the family tournament?" Even though it wasn''t confirmed, Shen Zuobi was absolutely confident that he was right about the tournament since any cliche novels had it and if they didn''t then they wouldn''t be considered a novel. ''Or should I become a pill maker and make pills to raise my strength? Maybe a blacksmith since they always get strong easily.'' After he decided to throw those decision to the back of his head since he didn''t need to worry about it yet, he resumed his listening to the conversation. His mother was telling her brother, "He just did it to let the fresh air enter the room. How is that something he needs to die for." "But so what if that was the reason why he did so, we still need to punish him." Shen Siya seemed like he really wanted to kill the servant. Shen Zuobi already knew that he would have an overprotective uncle in the future. Before Shen Zuobi''s mother could reply to her brother, the servant immediately kowtowed and begged Shen Siya to not kill him since he needed to support his wife and two daughters. Shen Zuobi''s mother was in deep thought when her light bulb lit up. "How about he participate in the 5-year family tournament coming up in 3 years. If he gets into the top 50 thousand then he shouldn''t have to die since we''ll have a strong warrior to fight for us." Shen Siya thought for a while before he replied. "That works but not the top 50 thousand." "Then what?" "Top 5 thousand." The servant almost spat blood at that moment. He was only a Mortal 2nd-Rank and he was already 38 years old. There was no way to achieve that goal. Not even with a miracle so he tried to lower the requirement by begging. The servant once again kowtowed but instead of stopping, he kept kowtowing over and over while saying to Shen Siya, "Please great master. To get into the top 5 thousand would require me to become at least a Mortal 5th-Rank. I beg you to lower the required. I''m already 38 and only Mortal 2nd-Rank. I can''t rank up 3 times in only 3 years. Please great master I beg of you." "Then die." Shen Siya replied as he looked at the servant with eyes of serpents that was looking at feee food. The servant felt a spine shiver up his back and almost began crying but he held back or else he would die even if he agreed to fight. "Thank you great master for giving me this great opportunity to fight for my family. I will get into the top 5 thousand no matter what." Even though he said that, both himself and everyone else in the room knew he was just saying that to please Shen Siya and that he wouldn''t be able to keep his words even after death. "Then get to work servant. Show me that you have worth." The servant bowed down and left the household after Shen Zuobi''s mother gave him permission to stay at home for the next 3 years and train while staying receiving his monthly paycheck of 10 silvers even though the amount was reduced by 25%. Shen Zuobi was listening the entire time and tried his best not to feel guilty but the original owner''s gene began their work-shift hours. ''I am the reason he will die. Maybe I should help him. Argh! Why you stupid uncle! Creating problems for me. Seems like I''ll have to go visit this servant when I''m strong enough to help him. It''s kind of my fault but only kind of. Mostly yours stupid uncle of mine. Maybe 2 years? No 1 year should be significant for me to get strong enough and I''ll help this servant get into the top 5 thousand of this family tournament.'' But the only problem with the plan was that he didn''t how to do that. He began thinking of the many reasons the main character becomes overpowered in light novels. ''Do I have a necklace with a grandpa in it? No, nothing''s on my neck or at least not yet, I mean I was just born. How about a monster in my body that I don''t know about. Probably not since I was just given birth to just like I said before. What do I have to become strong then? Do I have a [System] that will help me? Probably not...'' [You are indeed correct. You have a system that will turn you into a God, never mind the winner of this family tournament. Piece of cake. With my help, the servant forced to fight will get to the top 4.5 thousand minimum depending on his effort and if he really work hard then maybe the top 3 thousand will be possible.] ''What the actual...'' Chapter 3: Reincarnation [3] Shen Zuobi wanted to open his eyes in shock but was worried that others would see so he held it in but that didn''t stop his eyelids from flinching continuously. One might even think that the baby was retarded or was having a seizure but this world was different and there was no such thing as a seizure, only death. Medicine and treatment for seizures haven''t been invented yet so it wasn''t seizure, it was the death curse. Shen Zuobi would have thanked the heavens that no one in the room saw it or else they would''ve probably killed him to relieve him from the death curse''s pain. When he was thinking about how he would become overpowered with a system, he was being sarcastic and just joking but instead he was correct about Egaroth being a cliche novel where the main character or in this case, him would have a cliche system, and probably a cliche harem as well. The [System] once again spoke to Shen Zuobi without waiting for him to calm down as the [System] seemslike it didn''t care at all about his feelings. [We will begin the transfer of method to become strong enough to train Old Man Li and get him into the top 4.5 thousand minimum. 1.2%,7.9%,25.1%,50.7%,82.5%,90%,98%,99%,99.1%,99.2%,100%] Shen Zuobi was confused since nothing was happening. ''Shouldn''t something be happening right now [System]? Did you even do something or are you...'' He didn''t even get to finish his sentence when his brain began hurting. At first it felt like a regular headache but as time went on, the pain began feeling like woodpeckers were pecking on his brain. The pain was very bad but Shen Zuobi could still tolerate it probably because of the 34 points of Willpower he had. The pain felt like it was subduing a tiny bit but just as Shen Zuobi was beginning to feel relief, the pain grew even more tremendously and it felt like he was being haunted by ghosts and they were attacking his brain over and over. It hurt so bad that Shen Zuobi wanted to yell and cry but he forced himself to endure the continuous attacks on his brain. ''This has to better increase my endurance. This is more like 100 points, not 0 points of endurance. It took quite a while at first but soon new knowledge began to enter then things slowly calmed down. The pain began easing down after a few minutes and what replaced the pain which could be worthy of being a part of hell was knowledge of the world and everything Shen Zuobi needed to know to live in this world. ''There''s information and techniques in my brain to allow me to cope with this world but how is this going to help me save the servant... or rather Old Man Li?'' The [System] didn''t take time to ponder on the question and it gave an answer that almost seemed as if it was purposely joking with Shen Zuobi. [The transfer of the method has not even starting yet.] Shen Zuobi was furious at the [System] and began yelling at it with his mind. ''How in the world is that''s not the transfer! You said that you were transferring the method to become strong enough to train Old Man Li but you... argh! Then what did you transfer?'' [The 1st percent of the method to become strong enough to train Old Man Li. There''s more knowledge needed to be learned by you and when you''ve learned it all in one year then you can truly help Old Man Li win.] Shen Zuobi felt like scolding the [System] and was about to give up training Old Man Li but once again he felt a new emotion that he never had in the old world, guilt. He never felt guilt before since he was born back on Earth because there was no one to feel guilty to so the emotion felt weird to Shen Zuobi. He calmed himself down and prepped himself for the pain that felt like he was given the heaven''s judgement. ''Is this what other main light novel characters feel? Oh god if this is the pain I feel right now... what kind of pain will I feel when I fight demons and stuff. I''m so sorry oh great novel god for underestimating the characters, but please have some mercy.'' Shen Zuobi felt like crying when he imagined how much more pain the other 99% of transfer would have on him and his mind. But he didn''t imagine much longer as if he didn''t say it now, he might never say it in the future. ''Transfer the rest of the method to save Old Man Li!'' [Are you really sure? I was only joking with you before about it being only 1% of the whole method.]The author''s narrative has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. ''It''s not the 1st percent? Oh thank you great novel god. How much is it then? It''s higher than 1 right?'' As soon as he finished those words he regretted it because he had just stepped into another cliche part of novels, jinx. Jinxing was something that almost all novel cultivator mc all experienced. It happened to whoever was too confident or under-confident. It was also commonly known as face-smacking. [Its 0.01% of the transfer. 1%,23.7%,67.9%,89.9%,97.5%,98,3%...] ''Oh you stupid novel god! You are a piece of...'' [100%] ''Oh no...'' The deceased pain revived and began growing once more. The pain this time grew even faster and the pain was most definitely increased as well. It felt alive not just because of the amount of pain it had on Shen Zuobi''s brain but the increasing. Shen hadn''t completely recovered from the last wave of pain so when the new one came, it was almost twice as strong as before. ''Isn''t there a way to make the pain feel less... you know... painful?'' [I could give you a sedation using a energy string of a snake''s dung.] ''Yes do that. Wait a snake''s...?'' And just like that Shen Zuobi finally feel asleep. As he was sleeping, he heard conversations between his mother''s and everyone else around him. Shen Zuobi also felt the pain that increasing. And decreasing over and over. The [System] was reporting the progress and Shen Zuobi knew that the whole transfer was only 1.7% complete and that it wasn''t going to be finished anytime soon. Shen Zuobi opened his eyes and he was in a dark room with torches floating everywhere with nothing holding it. The room felt dead as if it had been abandoned. The only thing giving it life was the torches. The room felt spilt into two sides. Shen Zuobi had that feeling but he couldn''t explain why. "Is this those rooms where the main characters gets strong super quick in. Aw... that''s awesome! Can''t believe I got one. How much more cliche can this get? Now all I need is to meet my grandpa that''ll teach me how to make pills and how to get strong super fast." Shen Zuobi looked down and saw his adult legs, hands, and that his height was back to his original 6''2 feet tall when he was on Earth. Shen Zuobi then felt the top of his head and he felt hair again. ''Thank god I''m not bald. This place really is holy. It evens knows my former hairstyle and everything.'' He became curious about the place that he entered by being forcefully asleep by the [System] so Shen Zuobi began walking around and while he was walking, the 7 torches floating followed him around, if he ran they ran, if he stood still they did so as well. Shen Zuobi gradually lost interest in the dark room and instead became curious about the torches. He turned around and noticed the torches were all looking at him. They had the body of 7 different animals. "They are self conscious? 7 torches, 7 different animals, and 7 different colors. Red, orange, yellow... wait this is just the colors of the rainbow! What does this mean?" "It means that it has 7 different element and all is resting in your body." A voice that sounded like an angel spook. It was an angel''s voice but the voice sounded sad and there was hints of it being in pain when it spoke. It sounded quite young like it was in its 20''s. The voice sounded mature and knowledges as if it had experienced everything in the world. "Who''s there?!" Shen Zuobi turned around to his back where the voice resonated from. When he did so, what he saw was a small peck of light. The light was so small that Shen Zuobi had to squint or else the light would disappear once in a while. "Who are you? Do you have evil or good intentions?" Shen Zuobi didn''t immediately trust the voice like other main characters. He wasn''t scared but that didn''t mean he was brave either. The voice sounded a little more sinister when it replied to Shen Zuobi this time around. "Why don''t you walk towards me and find out." Shen Zuobi hesitated at first but then all hesitation was lost after he remembered that he wasn''t in the real world. Shen Zuobi walked at a normal pace but seeing that the light wasn''t increasing anytime soon, he decided to run his way there or else he might not ever make it by the next day. The light was slowly but surely expanding every passing second. Before he knew it, sweat was dripping from Shen Zuobi''s face. "How is sweat dripping if I''m not in the real world?" "That''s because your spirit body is in this world but your real body isn''t." The voice faraway replied. ''That kind of speech is very familiar. The tone, the roboticness, the small cuts between each words. Who else have I heard speaking like that?'' Shen Zuobi felt like that voice was familiar yet distant. It was almost as if he heard it in the past hour. "Oh my god are you..." The feminine voice replied, "You are most defiantly correct. I am indeed the [System]." Shen Zuobi stopped his running and stood there analyzing every information he had sitting in his brain. ''If that''s the [System] then that means she also has a real body and a spirit body or how else is she speaking to me in the real world? She seems to be... wait a minute. Is she even a... she? Or is she a he or it or something else? I''ll just say she. How is the [System] in this place with me? Is this how she is able to speak to me in the real world? Probably. Does the spirit body have emotion? Because it''s clear that the real one don''t.'' Shen Zuobi was continuing his deductions when the spirit body of the [System] seemed to have gotten pissed and yelled, "Come over here stupid owner." Shen Zuobi was surprised and ran once again. "So she does have emotions. And I''m the owner? That''s pretty cool." Shen Zuobi didn''t stop talking while running towards the ominous light flashing the insides of his spirit body''s eyes. Shen Zuobi ran for a whole twenty minutes before he knew what the light was. It looked like a house with a ball made of light floating by the door. It was big enough for Shen Zuobi to see the whole thing but he knew that the house was even more than he could imagine because he was really far away but the house was almost 1 inch already. The closer Shen Zuobi got to the house, the more shock he was. It had a garage with a Lamborghini, a Bugatti, a BMW, and many other sport cars. There was a pool in the background and the house was more than 8 floors and it had a basement window sticking out by the door as well. "What the actually living hell! This is a modern house. I thought I am in a wuxia. What in world is this going to be used for?" After a whole hour of running, Shen Zuobi was in front of the door sweating so much that it was enough to fill up an entire children''s pool and one cup of water. "Creek!" The door in front of him opened. Chapter 4: Unlucky Goddess [1] The white door with golden outlines and details opened up. There was a design that looked like a golden dragon that managed to catch Shen Zuobi''s eyes and keep him from looking at whoever was behind the door. He noticed that while the door was opening, the dragon seem to be flying and went from the top of the white door to the bottom. The dragon moved around for a bit as if he was trying to find the most comfortable place on the bottom of the door and when he did, he lied down and stopped moving concealing every movement from before. The dragon which looked alive previously went back to being a design on a door and all of the liveliness disappeared. Shen Zuobi looked at the dragon in confusion and interest for a few seconds before he heard a voice. "Ahem!" Shen Zuobi quickly turned towards the same voice he heard before, after remembering why he ran for a whole hour and a few minutes. The owner of the voice was a female that looked around 24 with a height of 5''9, golden hair that was long and messy but at the same time looked very elegant like a queen, and a blue dress that revealed not too much but not very little either. Her body could be considered as perfect if there was such a thing. Her waist was ideal and her cleavage were big and very revealed due to the dress. They seemed like they were going to rip the dress at any given moment. Her lips were plump and seemed like it would be very nice to kiss it. They reminded him of an American celebrity back on Earth named Kylie Jenner. Although Shen Zuobi only heard of her a few times in his life, he remembered her because of her blowing up everywhere due to a viral challenge where other people would try to make their lips look like her''s. Her eyes were sharp like she was a mother hawk preying on animals for her children. Above them were eyelashes that were relatively long and were put in a way that seemed like she was purposely being erotic and trying to flirt with Shen Zuobi. Her eyebrows was just a little thick on the side pointing towards the middle of her face but got smaller the closer to the ears they got. The way her face was shaped was in between chubby and sharp making her look cute but also sexy at the same time. The most interesting thing about her was her dress. It went down to the area above her knees and below the waist. The dress had no laces on top giving it the modern style that girls would wear on Earth. The dress had a v-shape where the cleavage was and had sleeves for the arms but it didn''t cover the shoulders and revealed it out in the open. Not only did the sleeves not make it look less erotic but instead it did the opposite. The dress had a dragon going around from the back to the front, which was a little hard to see since it was also blue but since it was in a different shade, if someone took the time like Shen Zuobi did and looked at the dress really deeply then you would be able to see it. The dress was most interesting because the dragon looked like the exact same one on the door. The female in front of Shen Suobi had really long arms fit for a model and legs that were also very tall. She seemed almost like an angel in the sense of her looks. Shen Zuobi in less than 30 seconds looked at all parts of her and observed it. The female he was looking at noticed it and smirked as if it was a natural thing to do in front of her.This novel''s true home is a different platform. Support the author by finding it there. She looked at Shen Zuobi like she would at a cockroach, disgusted and superior. Shen Zuobi normally hated people like that but at this moment, he didn''t care a single bit. Shen Zuobi was staring at her without blinking as though he was worried that if he blinked she would disappear. He immediately fell in love with her and wanted to go up and kiss her but decided against that deficient idea. What Shen Zuobi didn''t know was that he was lucky. If he had followed through with his idea and did an impetuous act like that, his spirit body would have been killed resulting to his real body dying alongside it. Not only did he save his own life but he also saved the life of thousands and maybe even millions of people on Egaroth. He could be considered as a hero that saved the world even if he would have been the demon lord as well since he would technically be the one to have destroyed the world. The female in front of Shen Zuobi stares at him as well and when she was done, she turned around without closing the door meaning that Shen Zuobi was to come in. Shen Zuobi seemed very excited to see the inside of the mansion wondering why it was in his mind and how. The second after Shen Zuobi stepped past the door, he began feeling cold as though his heart was being frozen. The pain was so sudden and shocking that Shen Zuobi had no time to react. All he could do was stand and try his best to endure the pain. The pain was obviously increasing every second and it went from being cold to almost being turned into human ice cream. The cold was vanishing as Shen Zuobi hoped it would. He somehow knew that if he managed to survive it then he would be considered a genius. Even though he couldn''t explain the feeling why he knew it, he just did. In Shen Zuobi''s head, the pain was a representation of everything he''s missed in his past life. Shen Zuobi managed to pull a smile despite the extreme cold. He wanted to laugh off the pain but before he could, he felt the cold slowly disappearing from his body. Everything inside and outside him was becoming warmer and warmer. "Seems that it''s all over. That was quite easy, I wish." The magical cliche monster known as jinx awoke at that moment and he began his mission. The normal body heat of a human was quite similar to a fever''s heat but the difference was also obvious. Shen Zuobi began feeling like he was having a fever and that the global warming was taking place in his body. The heat in his body was increasing at a tremendous rate until sweat was pouring down like a rainstorm on his body. Shen Zuobi has never in his life had sweat as much as he was at the moment. He felt like laying down and sleeping but he remembered why he never was popular and had friends in his past life and that was because he gave up fast. When he came to this world, Shen Zuobi was determined to become the most popular, strongest, and smartest person to walk the land of Egaroth so when he heard himself about to give up, he got really furious and was about to blow the top. Shen Zuobi stood as still as he could to hold in the pain but he knew that if it dragged on for too long then he would have no choice to fall asleep. His efforts seemed to have been working because gradually the volcanic heat was lowering. In twice the time it took to get that hot, Shen Zuobi''s body heat was back to normal. Shen Zuobi was relieved when the hot and cold attacks disappeared but it seemed a little too early to do so as the jinx monster struck again. Just when Shen Zuobi was about to take some deep breaths to calm himself down he felt a strange pain in his back as though something had entered it. "What in the world..." Shen Zuobi felt a monstrous amount of pain and wanted to stay standing but he only lasted 3 seconds before losing all his energy. "Thud!" Shen Zuobi fell down and immediately lost consciousness. He landed flat on the ground seemingly dead. There was not a single movement coming from Shen Zuobi. Time seemed to have stopped as no one was moving. Only thing that could be heard or smelled was the sound of fizzling steam and the stench of a mysterious and strange concussion. The female observing Shen Zuobi looked at him and smiled just a mere second before returning to her old face. "Interesting. Normal humans would lose consciousness during the first wave of cold attacks and prodigies would during the hot one. How did he, a human all the way from the boring, non-barbaric world Earth manage to get past both and only seemed to have lost his consciousness during the one that only Gods can take. Maybe he is a once in a million year genius or maybe he''s just lucky? Not every Re:Gamer can last this long. Either one works. Hahaha, 3 whole seconds he lasted during that last one. Genius or Luck, I''ll take anything I can get my hands on." Chapter 5: Unlucky Goddess [2] "He might have a chance at joining us but... why! Why do I have to do this? I never asked for it. All because of your mistake Hodrid I have to pay for it. Why don''t you?" The female, Elizabeth was pounding her hands on the wall of the house and sat down almost crying. A few teardrops dripped down her face before being released from the land known as Elizabeth''s face. The image she was carrying out was straight out of a drama movie. Elizabeth looked down on the ground where the tears were coming together a single whole and smirked. The smirk wasn''t one of happiness or anything close to it. Rather it was the smirk most people make before exploding. She wiped her face of any of the tears still on and exploded. All of her sadness switched up and turned into anger. Her veins popped out half-way and her face turned completely red without any of her normal color, a pale version of a vanilla latte remaining. Squinting, someone could see heat waves on emitting from the ground and steam from Elizabeth''s head. She stood up from where she was sitting, the corner, and entered the kitchen and grabbed a silver knife that was almost as long as a machete and began walking towards the collapsed body of Shen Zuobi. Elizabeth looked at him with a face that only a mother could love and grabbed the knife with both hands facing it downwards. She aimed the knife at his heart and was striking down at more than 15 mile per hour and was about to achieve her goal until she stopped herself just about a centimeter away from stabbing Shen Zuobi. Shen Zuobi''s body subconsciously began sweating as though it knew what was going on. Elizabeth looked at Shen Zuobi and clicked her tongue before throwing the knife away and sitting down butt flat on the ground. She put her face down and said to the unconscious body, "Why do I have to be with you? Why not someone handsome? How dare they gave me someone so ugly... stupid Hodrid." Shen Zuobi was called ugly even though he was actually pretty good looking, at least back on Earth. Out of 10 people he would be in the top 3 best looking but in Elizabeth''s eye he looked like the ugliest person to ever live meaning her standards involving looks were pretty high. "I should kill you, you know that? It''s all your fault that I''m here. Why can''t I kill you? You are hideous to look at. You should deserve to die just from your looks not to mention your actions." Elizabeth began asking Shen Zuobi questions and answered them by herself as though she was having an actually conversation with him and he was replying. She kept talking for about 45 minutes until she stopped and stood up. She wiped off the non-excistence dust on the bottom of her skirt and then went on to rub her hands together to get the non-existence dust on her hands. She looked at him one last time before chuckling in a creepy way and picked up the knife. Elizabeth looked back and forth between the knife and Shen Zuobi until began walking toward the kitchen. Elizabeth put the knife back where it came from and began cooking some food for herself. She looked at Shen Zuobi''s body and starting having a conversation with it once again. "You want to eat as well? Hahaha you don''t deserve to eat with me. Well too bad, I would never eat with you even if I was to be murdered." Although she hated Shen Zuobi and all that, she made an extra serving of food for Shen Zuobi without realizing it as though it was in her genes to do so. Although her thoughts were evil, her heart was kind and pure. Even if Elizabeth was to be really serious about wanting to kill Shen Zuobi, her heart would prevent her from doing so. Before, she just did it out of anger and not for any actually reason. She put both servings of seasoned pork ribs on opposite sides of the table next to the kitchen and went back to the kitchen and began cooking side dishes to go along with the ribs. She began cooking rice, chicken noodle soup, chow mein, twice cooked pork, congee, and some dumplings. Elizabeth looked at the dishes and felt like cursing but restrained herself from doing so. She noticed that all she cooked was chinese food for Shen Zuobi. Although she didn''t hate chinese food, she still preferred to eat western food. "Why did I only cook Earthen dishes? Maybe I should cook some food from Zyorgal. They taste amazing anyway." So to make up for all the chinese food dishes, she began cooking some western dishes and some unknown dishes from another world called Zyorgal. Elizabeth took all of the dishes she just made and put it on the table. She looked at the table full of food and began shaking her head in frustration. Elizabeth just realized that she cooked two servings of everything dish she just made. One for her and another for Shen Zuobi. Her whole body began to shake after unknowingly did what she just did. "I''m just going to throw his servings away." Elizabeth reached both of her hands to two different dishes and was about to grab them and throw them away when she sighed and stopped herself. "Cooked all of this food, can''t just put them to waste. Guess I''ll have to feed this useless human. The effect should be gone in ten minutes. Might as well begin eating without him."The story has been taken without consent; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. And that was exactly what she did. Elizabeth sat down on her side of the table and began eating the dishes. Even though she called them side dishes, most of them would be considered as main dishes by regular people. She began eating. Every second that past a dish would fly up in the air with food in it Anne when it landed back on the ground, it had nothing on it. Elizabeth herself couldn''t be seen by a normal person''s eyes either. She looked as though she was put even sitting on the table or more so she wasn''t even there. Her body was moving to quick for a normal person''s brain to perceive. Almost no time has past, she already ate all of the dishes on the table including Shen Zuobi''s serving and only left the seasoned pork ribs and a bowl of rice for him. Her stomach slightly rumbled. Elizabeth sighed because she ate little food and began washing the empty plates except this time, in regular speed. Although she cooked for two people, she forgot to count in the fact that she wasn''t a person. 20 minutes later and Elizabeth noticed that Shen Zuobi still didn''t wake up. "He is way too lazy. Sheesh, do I need to do this myself?" Elizabeth was beginning to feel annoyed by the amount of time Shen Zuobi was spending unconscious. A single vein on Elizabeth''s forehead popped out. Elizabeth stood up from her seat and grabbed a pot from a shelf located in the kitchen and filled it up with water. She began walking towards Shen Zuobi and every step sounded like it was straight from a horror movie. The water from the pot spilled a tiny bit each step indicating how much force were in them. Elizabeth got to where Shen Zuobi was, the living room, and swung the pot backward and was about to swing it forward to release the water inside. Just as she was about to do the mischievous act she concocted, Shen Zuobi woke up from his forced rest. Elizabeth noticed at the last moment and tried to stop herself from completing the action but it was a bit too late. Shen Zuobi on the other hand just woke up and was about to stand up off the ground but before he even realized it, a big splash of water charged into his face and the rest of the upper part of his body. At that moment, Shen Zuobi came to a huge realization. He could feel the wetness on his face and clothes. ''First of all how? Second of all why?'' Of course these two questions were for two different things. First he wasn''t confuse on how he could feel the wetness despite the place not being the real world. This question wasn''t as important because he remembered how he, before he past out, felt cold, hot, and pain. The next question was more important in Shen Zuobi''s mind. Why would this person splash water at him despite knowing that he was already awake? Shen Zuobi stared at Elizabeth''s body moving away from him and entering into a different room. He just kept blinking in confusion. A minute passed and Elizabeth came back into the living room and threw something towards Shena Zuobi. Not knowing what it was, Shen Zuobi caught it and stared at Elizabeth. Elizabeth walked up to the table and sat down. "Use it." Shen Zuobi finally looked at whatever was thrown at him. It was a glass ball. The glass ball had two colors, blue, and green. Both colors moved all around the ball as though they were living. The more Shen Zuobi stared at the ball, the more he was intrigued. The ball wasn''t anything over-exagerated but it still seemed very mythical and was emitting purple streaks of light. Shen Zuobi noticed that something disappeared. He turned to Elizabeth but she was still there. He looked around the whole place and everything was still normal. ''What disappeared?'' Shen Zuobi was confused and turned his head back down in order to look at the ball. While he was doing so he noticed that all there was something different about his shirt. It was dry. ''That''s what disappeared!'' Shen Zuobi was in shock because he didn''t even noticed it happen. He began looking back and forth between the ball and Elizabeth. Elizabeth, for a mere second, just a mere second, smirked before looking bored again. She was thinking in her head, ''He looks so idiotic at this. Wait. Didn''t I do that minutes ago. Good thing he wasn''t awake.'' Shen Zuobi stopped turning to the ball and stared with intensity in his eyes. He was looking straight at Elizabeth as though he was trying to pierce into her soul. "H¡ªhow in... the world did you do... that?" Shen Zuobi pointed at his clothes. Elizabeth looked at him without replying. Shen Zuobi thought that she wasn''t going to answer his question and began staring at the glass ball but a few moments he heard the angelic voice speaking to him once again. "I didn''t do it, the ball did." "Um... the ball?" "Yeah, the ball." Shen Zuobi was tempted to stare at the ball for the rest of his life and find out its secret but instead, he kept looking at Elizabeth. Even though she caused the problem, she did solve it so Shen Zuobi was ready to thank her. "Thank you um..." "Ru Al Ariadne Nobity Es Togartho Xioma the 87th." "Ru.. Al... Ariadne..." "Just call me Elizabeth. "Oh... thank you very much Elizabeth for providing me with this ball." "No need for thanks. It was my fault to begin with." Elizabeth. Shen Zuobi was wondering how Elizabeth could come from her long name. It sounded nothing similar to her actual name. ''She sounds like nobility.'' Elizabeth stood up from her seat and walked toward Shen Zuobi. At the same moment, Shen Zuobi was sweating from his face, back, front, outside, inside, under, over, basically everywhere. She kept walking until she was standing right in front of the sitting Shen Zuobi. She reached her hands towards him. ''What is she doing! How is she doing this? This pressure, almost like it''s coming from a demon'' Shen Zuobi closed his eyes and was shivering everywhere. Even his hair where shivering. His hands couldn''t hold it any longer and dropped the ball. Shen Zuobi expected to hear it shatter but instead he heard almost nothing. He stopped sweating by a tiny amount and with all the strength he could muster, he began to open his eyes. By the time he finished, he saw that Elizabeth was sitting on the table once again but this time with the glass ball. It was as though he was being freed from the shackles of hell when Shen Zuobi finally stopped shivering and sweating. When he saw Elizabeth rolling the ball around the table, Shen Zuobi almost instinctly sweated again. "Come sit over here.," Elizabeth told Shen Zuobi while staring at the ball. "Eee!" Shen Zuobi made a strange noise as he heard those words being spoken in slow motion and the pressure which was previously released began growing again. "Yes ma''am." "Don''t say that, I''m not old. I''m only 1285 years young this year." ''That''s old as hell.'' Of course Shen Zuobi didn''t say it out loud. He could only listen to what she whatever she told him. "Yes ma... I mean... Elizabeth." "Hm... a little better." Shen Zuobi got up even though it took a while because he felt as though he was carrying tons of weights on his shoulders. He slowly began walking towards the table and when he got there, he stood up straight and stiff as though he was a soldier. "Sit." Shen Zuobi knew that Elizabeth didn''t yell but that one single word sounded louder than yelling through a megaphone. "Eee!" Chapter 6: Unlucky Goddess [3] Shen Zuobi did what he was told and sat down on the opposite side of Elizabeth. He was to hesitant too look at Elizabeth so he stared at the floor. Elizabeth on the other hand was staring at Shen Zuobi like she was analyzing him. "Eat." Elizabeth remembered why she called him over to the table and stopped staring at and began playing with the glass ball again. Shen Zuobi stopped shivering and sweating a little bit after knowing she called him over but he became confused on another thing. "Um... why do I have to eat? I thought this was my spirit body, not my real body." Elizabeth rolled the glass ball around for a more few seconds before stopping and answering Shen Zuobi''s question. "Your spirit body is connected to your real body. Anything you do here will be transferred over to your real body. For example when you ran all the way over here, your real body became healthier and more in shape. Since you fell asleep in the real world, you''ve not been fed by anyone yet so you should eat if you don''t want to starve to death before you even start your journey." All of Shen Zuobi''s hesitant to eat before had disappear and he began eating the food. He ate at a fast speed. Even though it wasn''t even 1% the speed of how Elizabeth ate, it was still faster than other humans from Earth. It was as though this was his first time eating in forever. He finished his food and was about to stand up and wash the plates but before he could, Elizabeth told him, "Stop. You''re considered a guest, for now at least. I''ll wash the plates." "No I can do it... Elizabeth." Shen Zuobi was still scared of Elizabeth and the tremendous amount of pressure she could put on him and she looked like she wasn''t even trying her best. He didn''t want to seem like someone who was incapable or something so he wanted to wash his own dish. Elizabeth looked at him and scoffed a little bit. Shen Zuobi didn''t notice because he was too busy shivering and sweating. "If I say that I''ll wash the dishes, then I''ll wash the dishes." "Eee. Yes ma... Elizabeth. Thank you very much." Shen Zuobi handed over the dishes and Elizabeth began washing them after bringing them over to the sink. "Do you have anymore questions?" Elizabeth knew that he was still confused because obviously he didn''t know anything before getting here as Earth had almost no cultivators and even those cultivators were considered as ants to other worlds. Shen Zuobi was hesitant to ask his questions but he really wanted to know the answers to them so he began asking his questions. "How did I get here? It''s never happened before when I fell asleep. Can you tell me... if you want to." "The other times when you slept, where were you?" "Ah... I wasn''t born yet that''s why. Next question... if you want to answer another one that is." "...say it..." "Ok, what happened to me when I came into this... mansion, that caused me to become unconscious?" "Oh... that was me." "That was you..." Shen Zuobi began sweating because he was looking at her the whole time when he came in and she wasn''t even doing anything other than walking. "Why did you do it?" "Revenge." Shen Zuobi almost spat out blood when he heard her answer. He of course didn''t know what he did that would make her want revenge on him. Elizabeth, as if she was reading his mind told him, "Don''t worry, it wasn''t because of what you did but someone else." Shen Zuobi felt relief but another question struck him, "If it was someone else you wanted revenge on, why would you attack me instead of him?" "Because it was also your fault." "What?" Shen Zuobi was even more confused as a few moments ago it wasn''t his fault but now it is. "I''ll tell you what happened because I can''t have you confused all day. So there are people known as Re:Gamers and they are, self explainatory really. They are reincarnated people who have a game system, like me, that goes into different worlds and conquer them." "Then what''s the use of having them reincarnate because aren''t their world similar to the world they reincarnated in? Can''t they just conquer their own world?"Reading on Amazon or a pirate site? This novel is from Royal Road. Support the author by reading it there. "They could try but then they would die because those worlds have their own God or Goddess protecting them from being conquered. The world we bring them to don''t have a God or Goddess. They become the God or Goddess" "Oh..." "Let me get back to explaining. One of my ex-friend, Hodrid, he was given a job to turn someone into a Re:Gamer, and that someone was on Earth." "Me?" "Nope. Re:Gamers become reincarnated by a book. The book is most of the time, as you Earthen calls it, Wuxia novels and we planted one of them in your house for a certain person to read." "If it wasn''t me who was supposed to reincarnate then why put it out in the open." "Because Hodrid knew that you don''t like reading after observing your whole family for a month and assumed you wouldn''t grab the book when you saw it. And of course he was wrong. A whole month and the first time you decide to read is when you''re not supposed to. So its Hodrid''s fault for putting the book out in the open and your''s because, well, you read it." Shen Zuobi almost wanted to laugh because he was just told that he wasn''t the chosen one and that he was just a mistake. "Who was supposed to reincarnate?" "Your father. Don''t worry, he was given the book, by Caleass this time around and reincarnated into a different world." "I wasn''t worried. If it was Hodrid''s fault then why are you here?" Elizabeth stopped washing the plates and that caused Shen Zuobi to panic. "Because he put the blame on me. I was punished for my mistake and became a System. Systems aren''t supposed to be like me, they are not supposed to have a real body." "A real body? Isn''t this your spirit body?" "I wish." "Then who''s doing the talking in the real world." "That''s a little difficult to explain. That''s me, but inside your brain." "Wait what?" "Its inside of your brain and its a piece of my soul. It''s the piece where all the knowledge is stored so it can answer any questions you ask it but it won''t have any emotions. Thats why it''s name is system and mine is Elizabeth." "Then wouldn''t you lose all of your knowledge?" "Do you think I have only one soul? Hahaha who do you think I am?" "That''s the thing, who are you?" Elizabeth looked at Shen Zuobi for a moment before sighing and drying her hands. It was amazing how she still wasn''t done with those two dishes. Elizabeth stared at him from the kitchen and turned around to a cabinet near the sink and grabbed a book. She took it out and close down the cabinet. Elizabeth turned around, facing Shen Zuobi and threw the book at him. Shen Zuobi stood up, and like a tiger, used his reflex and grabbed the book in midair. He sat back down and looked at the book. Just like the book when he reincarnated, this book had no name. "Um... excuse me... how come this book don''t have a name?" Elizabeth almost laughed at that question and held it in before replying. "It does have a name. But..." "But what?" "But you''re too weak to read it. You need to be at my level to read it at least." "Your level? Is that figuratively or physically?" Shen Zuobi noticed from her words that she was speaking as if she was also a Re:Gamer. "You''re pretty smart but no." Elizabeth completely shut down his thoughts. "Oh... I guess I''ll just get to reading then." Shen Zuobi was still embarrassed by what she said so he avoided the KO by reading the book. He opened up the book and there was only a single page. It was a really thick page. It was thick enough to make the book as thick as someone''s hand. ''Whoever wrote this is wasting wood.'' The page itself wasn''t special but the context inside them was special. [Goddess of Air: Agape, Gala, Raine, Najie] All of the words on the page was written in gold and it was glittering and shining. That was everything on the page. The whole line only covered up 2% of the whole front page. Shen Zuobi was stupefied and asked, "How come you gave me a book about the Goddess of Air and how come it only took up a little bit of the front page?" Elizabeth didn''t answer the question but instead asked another. "Why do you think I gave you a book about Goddess when you asked me who am I?" Shen Zuobi quickly figured out the answer. "You are a Goddess as well?" "Correct." ''She''s a Goddess! Crap I have been talking to a Goddess this whole time. I''m going to be cursed in the future, oh no. What have I been doing keeping a Goddess inside my spirit world. I should be bowing down right now. I''m going to do it right now.'' She Zuobi stood up from his seat and pushed in the chair. He looked straight at Elizabeth and got lower towards the ground. He was almost down to the ground when Elizabeth said, "Get up." "Eee. Yes Goddess Elizabeth." He stood up and looked down at the ground. "I may be a Goddess but I''m still your... system... so stop acting like that." "Yes Godde... I mean... yes Elizabeth." "Stop saying yes for Fritz sake." ''Fritz sake... as in Christ sake?'' "Yes... I''m sorry... I mean okay Elizabeth." Elizabeth was sighing and the frustration could be physically seen on her face. She was thinking in her head, ''I thought he was human, this is more like training a dog. I want to leave. I want to die. I don''t want to be here for another second.'' "What is this mansion?" The whole time that Shen Zuobi was in the mansion, he was wondering what it was. "This place is your imagination. Anything you want you can put in." "Awesome." "If you can afford it." "Not awesome. What do you mean afford it?" "When you are in the spirit world, you have spirit coins. Spirit coins aren''t real coins but they are more similar to a small ball of energy around the size of an ant." "How many coins do I have." "You are automatically given 100,000 spirit coins when you enter the spirit world." "Awesome." "Which I used to buy the mansion, cars, and all of the furnitures." "Not awesome. So you can use my coins as well? What''s the use of buying things in the spirit world." "It increases the productivity when you work out and train. You can earn spirit coins by doing quests in the real world." "So that''s another use of quests. What can I buy with a 100 spirit coin?" "Thats 10,000 USD in Earth so, a lot." "What in the world?" "Anyway, the method transfer is almost over so you should get ready to go back into the real world." "And what are you going to do, Elizabeth?" "Me, I''m going to rest. I haven''t answered this much questions in a few minutes in my whole life." "Sorry about that." "Whatever. Just get ready." "How?" "And another question. Just do whatever you want. Ready your mind for the transferring not your body so it doesn''t matter what you do as long as you''re ready." "Can''t I stay here longer?" "You could but you should probably leave right now." "Why?" "Just trust me. See you when you fall asleep later." "Okay cool. Oh yeah I have one more..." before Shen Zuobi could ask his final question, he woke up from his sleep. "Finally he''s gone. Good thing I didn''t tell him what is going to happen or else he probably wouldn''t leave. Hahaha this will be a funny thing to see."