《THE FLIGHT TO NEW YORK》
CHAPTER 1: THE PREPARATIONS TO THE FLIGHT
CHAPTER 1:
THE PREPARATIONS TO THE FLIGHT
Once upon a time there was one man that hada dog and a villa. One day he phoned to the airplane company.
"I want to buy two tickets on a flight to New York," he said and hung up the phone.
After two days he wentto the airport with his dog.
When he wanted to enter the plane the steward said to him: "We don''t allow this dog to enter the plane."
The manager of the stewards arrivedand shouted at the steward: "This man is in the business class and he paid me double, and because of what you have done I will fire you."Stolen content warning: this tale belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences elsewhere.
The manger wentand after two minutes he returned with a cannon.
"Why have you brought this cannon?" The steward asked
"I said that I will fire you with a cannon," The manager said
"What?! You are mad!!!" Shouted the steward.
"I''m just kidding with you, I will not fire you¡" The manager said.
"Ah and I thought for a minute that you will fire me from the cannon." the stewardinterrupt him.
"But I will fire you from the cannon," said the manager.
"You are crazy!" The steward shouted
"Yes I know it," said the manager and took him to the cannon, put him in the cannon and shot him.
The manager returned to the man and said to him: "Sorry about this steward, of course you are allowed to bring a dog on the plane and also your dog will get a nice meal. Can you remind me your name sir?"
"Yes my name is Dan," Dan said.
"You can enter the plane," The manager said.
Dan and his dog entered the plane.
CHAPTER 2: THE CO PILOTS CRIME
CHAPTER 2:
THE CO PILOT''S CRIME
After ten minutes the co-pilot said: "We will start the flight in two minutes and twenty seconds."
The flight started after two minutes and twenty one seconds.
The manager that had been standing near the plane sawthat the plane started to fly one second later than his schedule.
The manager toke his folding cannon and put it in hispocket. The manager ran to the plane and he entered the plane from the back door.This story originates from a different website. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there.
The manager entered the cockpit and said in the microphone: "Hello to you passengers of this flight, I''m the manager of the airplane company." The manager continued: "Do you know that your co-pilot has committed a crime and because of that I will fire him, butdon''t be worry, the head pilot will fly this plane. Have a good flight."
The manager hung the microphone and said to the co-pilot: "You will be fired in five minutes."
"But how can you fire me from work if in two minutes the plane will be in the air?" asked the co-pilot.
"Don''t worry, I''ll think of a solution," Said the Manager.
After two minutes the plane flew into the air. After five minutes, Dan''s dog heard the cannon shoot and barked 3 times. Dan was a cop and his dog was trained that if he would hear a low noise that only dogs can hear, he would tell Dan by barking, and if it was a cannon shoot he would bark 3 times. Dan understood that this was a cannon shot and he saw the co-pilot dropped with a parachute from the window. He knew that it was the manager that shot the co-pilot with a cannon.
CHAPTER 3: THE WORKERS ARE FINISHING THERE WORK
CHAPTER 3:
THE WORKERS ARE FINISHING THERE WORK
2 Hours Later
Asteward came to Dan and asked him: "What do you want to eat?"
"I want to eat schnitzel and orange juice with two sugars," Dan said.
The stewards gave him the schnitzel and the orange juice. Dan atethe schnitzel and after that he drank from the orange juice. "I asked you to bring me orange juice with two sugar and you have given me only one?!" Dan said to the steward.
"I''m sorry," apologized thesteward.
The manager, Jon, came and said: "Why have you given him orange juice with only one sugar and not two?!"This content has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere.
"I didn''t make this juice, the cook made it," the steward said.
"I don''t care you will be fired!" Jon said.
"Don''t fire him, this is not his fault, this is the cook''s fault and you can only fire the cook," Dan said.
"Okay, you''re right I will not fire him," Jon said
Jon whispered to the steward and they went to the cockpit. After two minutes Dan''s dog heard the cannon shot and barked 3 times and Dan knew that Jon shot the steward. Dan looked from the window and sawthe steward dropped with a parachute.
After one minute Jon came to Dan and Dan said: "You said that you will not fire him"
"I said that I would not fire him from work but I didn''t say that I wouldn''t fire him from the cannon!" Jon Said.
"You are crazy," Dan said.
"Yes I know." Jon said. "You know that you were right, I need to fire the cook and you know something, the cook is the head pilot!"
Jon ran to the cockpit and Dan ran after him. Jon entered the cockpit and closed the door. Dan arrived to the door and knocked on it.
Suddenly Dan heard a big noise and Jon shouted to Dan: "I used the big cannon to shoot the head pilot."
Dan looked at the window and because of the fog he didn''t seethe head pilot.
"You are Mad!!!" Dan shouted to Jon. "Now who will fly this plane!"
"I will." Jon said.