《Another World With The Skyrim System!》 Chapter 1 My name¡¯s Grant Chambers, I¡¯m a huge fan of the Elder Scrolls games, especially Skyrim. I¡¯m actually in the middle of playing a new...ish character. A level 29 wood elf named Yefil, with the three highest leveled skills being: Blacksmithing at 70, Lockpicking at 52 and Two Handed at 78 I have completed the thieves guild questline. Just started the companions. I haven¡¯t even touched on the dark brotherhood quest line (Assassins), which I¡¯m going to complete last, after the dawnguard (Vampire hunters) or vampire questlines. ...And other ones, that I probably don¡¯t remember¡­ I¡¯m also a Stormcloak, the faction leading the rebellion for Skyrim¡¯s freedom to worship one their gods Talos, they¡¯re led by the Jarl of Windhelm Ulfric Stormcloak¡­ in my game, they won the fight for Skyrim¡¯s freedom. ¡­ And, I was summoned to another world, as myself! Why couldn¡¯t I be my character!? ---Two hours earlier--- [RING] [RING] I picked up the phone. ¡°Yes? Who is it¡­ oh, hey, mom! Why did you ca-... oh¡­ oh god¡­ no, I¡¯ll be right there!¡± I dropped the phone and ran to the hospital, to see my dad in a coma. ¡°What happened, mom!?¡± I asked. ¡°He¡­ *sniff* he fell down the stairs¡­ he was playing a game with your brother, Michael¡­ I told them not to play indoors¡­ Michael hit your father on the head with a baseball, and caused him to stumble *sniff* down the stairs¡± My mom said, tears in her eyes. ¡°Mom, it¡¯s gonna be okay. I¡¯m here for you¡± I said, as I gave her a gentle hug. ¡°What the!?¡± I exclaimedas I looked down. My mom looked in shockand stepped away.This book was originally published on Royal Road. Check it out there for the real experience. As I looked down, I saw strange symbols that I somewhat recognize from the game I was previously playing, underneath my feet. ¡°Mom?¡± I said my last word to my mother as she screamed, Then she disappeared. ¡­ ¡°Where am I?¡± I asked aloud. I looked around, and all I saw was a small forest to the left and the ocean to the right, thinking for but a moment, I went left. ¡°Hello!?¡± I shouted, hoping someone could hear me. ¡°Is anyone there!?¡± I shouted, once again. ¡°Grrr!¡± I heard growling in the bushes behind me, so I turned around to look and something jumped at me and tried to rip my arm off! ¡°Fuck!¡± I shoutedas I punched the beast in the face multiple times. ¡°Roar!¡± It roared at meand jumped back. Now that I got a good look at it, it looks like a wolf! ¡°Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!¡± I desperately looked around for a weapon, but all I could find was a large rock, so I picked it up and charged towards the wolf, catching it off-guard I bashed its head in with the rock.
EXP GAINED: Level 1 in One Handed Weapons.
¡°What the!?¡± I saidas I looked at the strangely familiar screen slightly blocking my vision. And then, it disappeared. ¡°What the hell was that!?¡± I asked myself, shocked. ¡°It looked kind of familiar¡­ wait¡­ wasn¡¯t that one of the level things from Skyrim!?¡± I asked to myself, as I kept walking through the woods, searching the area for a better weapon than a big rock. Then, I came across a cave, and in it was a sword, made of Steel, and it looked strangely similar to the ones in Skyrim. ¡°What the hell is this place!?¡± I asked myself. Then, I spotted some better clothes to wear, on a skeleton. ¡°Well¡­ mine are covered in blood and one of the sleeves is ripped¡­ my arm is in bad shape too, fuck it¡­ so what if it isn¡¯t fashionable! It¡¯s better than this shit!¡± I said to myself, as I ripped part of my shirt and made a homemade bandage, wrapped it around my arm and put the new shirt on, along with the pants, leaving my previous clothes, in the cave. I began to feel hungry, so using some of my Skyrim knowledge, I looked for some random barrels, since they would obviously have fresh carrots, potatoes or tomatoes in them¡­ or ingredients for alchemy. ¡°Oh my god! I actually found one!¡± After an hour of searching, I found a barrel and inside was¡­ a few carrots and several tomatoes. ¡°Better than nothing!¡± I said to myself, as I walked back to the cave, carrying the barrel with me¡­ What? I can¡¯t carry multiple carrots and tomatoes with just my hands! I don¡¯t even have pockets! I got back to the cave, to find two wolves inside! ¡°Fuck!¡± I instantly threw the barrel towards them, causing multiple carrots and tomatoes to fall out, as I reached for my sword. ¡°Grrr!!!¡± One of the wolves dodged the barrel and pounced at me, the other one wasn¡¯t as lucky. ¡°Fuck! Die!¡± I said as I swung my steel sword at the wolf, causing it to die¡­ when I hit it, after swinging my sword around five times a second¡­ for ten seconds, which allowed the other wolf to regain its balance. ¡°GRRR!!!¡± And, it was pissed! ¡°Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!¡± I panicked, as the wolf charged at me. ¡°Help!¡± I shouted, in fear. ¡­ Everything seemed to slow down. I could see the wolf aiming for my leg, preparing to rip it off with its teeth. I quickly moved into a position, getting ready to kick the wolf. And, time sped up again! ¡°Grr!¡± The wolf growled, as it still thought I was going to be its dinner. ¡°Guess again bitch!¡± I shouted, as I kicked the wolf into the wall of the cave, and rushed at the wolf, kicking it again and stabbing it multiple times.
EXP GAINED: Level 2 in One Handed Weapons
LEVEL UP: Level 1
You have been deemed worthy to use the Skyrim System, have fun!
¡°Wait¡­ what!?¡± I exclaimed in shock, as I read the messages in my vision. Chapter 2
EXP GAINED: Level 2 in One Handed Weapons
LEVEL UP: Level 1
You have been deemed worthy to use the Skyrim System, have fun!
¡°Wait¡­ what!?¡± I exclaimed in shock, as I read the messages in my vision. ¡°So¡­ I have a system¡­ like Skyrim?¡± I asked myself.
Incorrect! This system allows you to buy anything from the game of Skyrim, along with all other games in the elder scrolls series.
¡°Okay¡­ how much money do I have?¡± I asked the system.
1 gold, 0 silver, and 0 copper coins are currently are in your possession.
¡°Okay, can you show me¡­ the system?¡± I asked the system, again.
Yes sir, which category would you like to choose:
Weapons
Apparel
Shields
Spells
Skills
Bloodlines
Ingredients
Miscellaneous items
NPCs
Mods
¡°...I would like to see spells¡± I said.
What type of spells would you like?:
Alteration
Conjuration
Destruction
Restoration
Illusion
Enchanting
¡°I¡¯ll go with¡­ Conjuration¡±
Here is a selection of novice Conjuration spells for you to choose from:
Bound Dagger: 1s
Bound Sword: 2s
Conjure Familiar: 2s
Raise Zombie: 4s
Summon Unbound Dremora: 8s
¡°Quick question, how much is one gold in silvers?¡± I ask.This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report.
1 gold can be converted into 10 silvers, and 1 silver can be converted into 10 coppers.
¡°Right, thanks! I choose¡­ Conjure Familiar and Raise Zombie and Bound Dagger, for a total of 7 silver!¡± I said. And, suddenly a bright light hit my eyes, as knowledge on conjuring my familiar, resurrecting my dead enemies and conjuring a dagger poured into my mind. ¡°AAAAAAAAH!!!¡± I screamed in excruciating pain. I stood there, screaming for what felt like hours. ¡°...Oh god, I feel so much more¡­ powerful¡­ it feels good¡± I said to myself. ¡°Let¡¯s see if this works¡­ Conjure Familiar!¡± I shouted, and a ghost-like wolf appeared in front of me, panting. ¡°Oh, hey little guy!¡± I said as I pet my new friend. ¡°Okay¡­ let¡¯s see if this works!¡± I said, as I stared at one of the dead wolves and said. ¡°Raise Dead!¡± And, the wolf raised from death, its cuts still there, nothing seems to have healed¡­ going to save that knowledge for later. ¡°Woof!¡± Both of my wolves looked at me, panting¡­ just, one had half a tongue. ¡°Wait¡­ I have two of them, and neither of them is disappearing¡­ interesting¡­¡± I said, as I looked at the other dead wolf and said. ¡°Raise Dead!¡± And, it was also raised from death. ¡°This is good¡­ now, wolves, I command you, find more of your species and bring their corpses to me!¡± I ordered my new subordinates. And, they ran into the wilderness, happily. ¡°Maybe I could do another one¡­ Conjure Familiar¡­ huh? Nothing happened? Oh fuck, I must be out of Magicka! That must be why¡­ good, for a second there I thought I couldn¡¯t do it anymore, ha ha ha¡± I laughed to myself. ¡°Hey¡­ System, can you allow me to see my magicka, health and stamina bars?¡± I asked.
Certainly sir¡­ done!
I noticed three bars in my vision. One blue, one red and the last one green. ¡°Good¡­ this will be pretty useful¡± I said to myself, smiling. After around an hour, the wolves came back with two dead wolves in their mouths¡­ the conjured one had a goblin-like creature in its jaws. ¡°So, goblins are here too¡­ good to know, good boys¡­ Raise Dead, Raise Dead, Raise Dead¡­ there, now you six, train against each other in one on one battles¡­ or three on three! I want you to be as powerful as you can! I want to take control of this island!¡± I said, smiling cruelly. ¡°Woof!¡± one of the resurrected wolves barked, happily at my orders and glared at the newly resurrected goblin, and the goblin glared back. ¡°Roar!!!¡± the goblin shouted, as it swung its frail arms at the wolf. ¡°Grr!¡± the wolf responded by pouncing on the goblin, knocking it out instantly. It took a few days, but I think the wolves and Goblin are strong enough to go hunting again, along with the extra 10 new wolves I conjured out of boredom during the last few days. ¡°Now! Bring me back something that¡¯s at least as strong as all of you together!¡± I shouted, happily, as the wolves and the goblin, riding on the first conjured wolf went in a pack, to slay any beast in their ways. ¡°Now, what should I do while I¡¯m here?¡± I asked myself. ¡°Maybe I should check how high my level is in conjuration¡­¡± I replied¡­ to myself. ¡°System, what level is my conjuration?¡± I asked the system.
CONJURATION: Level 15
¡°So, I¡¯m still a novice, but¡­ I¡¯m getting closer to becoming an apprentice, then I can unlock some better spells¡­¡± I said. ¡­ It took all day, but the wolf pack came back, carrying a troll! Along with several goblins, a few skeevers and twelve wolves¡­ sadly, we lost seven wolves. ¡°Good work guys!¡± I said, happily. I looked at the dead troll and said. ¡°Raise Dead!¡± and¡­ it didn¡¯t work. ¡°Shit! It¡¯s too low of a level¡­ fuck it, I¡¯ll just keep it here until I can raise it! Raise Dead! Raise Dead! Raise Dead!¡± I said, slightly angrily as I raised the other beasts from death. ¡°Now, here¡¯s supper! Eat every bit of it!¡± I said, happily as I fed the resurrected and conjured beasts bugs, vegetables, and some herbs I found laying around the area. ¡°Good! Now, let me have my share!¡± I smiled as I ate the tomato and cut up carrot, with some improvised spices I made by combining two herbs together, making a chili-flavored spice. ¡°Damn! That is pretty goddamn good!¡± I said to myself. ¡°I should be a chef! I could make such a profit!¡± I kept on talking to myself. ¡­ ¡°Then, I would be famously known as the Spice chef of Skyrim! Ha ha! I should do this! It would be amazing!¡± I finally finished talking to myself. [SNAP] When I stopped talking, I heard something outside of the cave snap. ¡°Huh!?¡± I readied my sword and beasts and prepared for something to come lunging at me. ¡°H-hello?¡± I heard the voice of a little girl outside the cave. ¡°Who¡¯s there!?¡± I yelled, keeping my guard up. ¡°I-I¡¯m Millie! Where am I?¡± she asked. ¡°I¡­ don¡¯t know, come inside¡­ don¡¯t mind the¡­ beasts in here, they¡¯re not going to attack you¡± I said, as I glared at one of the goblins, raring for a fight¡­ and the goblin pouted. ¡°O-okay¡­¡± Millie said as she walked inside the cave¡­ and fell to the ground. ¡°Oh shit!¡± I shouted, running to her, to see if she was okay. She fainted¡­ there was a large scratch across her back. ¡°Fuck!¡± I shouted. Chapter 3 I watched as the little girl, Millie fell to the ground, she¡¯s unconscious. ¡°Fuck! Fuck! What do I do!?¡± I immediately began to panic, like a normal person¡­ I began to think, and I came up with a solution! ¡°System! I want to buy a minor healing potion and a minor stamina potion! How much do they cost!?¡± I asked the system.
Exactly 3 silver coins!
¡°...Okay¡± I said, watching as the remainder of my money vanished and was replaced by two potions, one red and the other green. ¡°Drink up Millie!¡± I said as I poured the healing potion into her mouth first, making sure she¡¯s not on the brink of death. ¡°Good¡­ now, drink this!¡± I said, as I poured the stamina potion into her mouth, she began to cough and said. ¡°Where¡­ where am I?¡± she looked around, confused. ¡°You walked over here and asked if you could come in, remember?¡± I reminded her. ¡°Y-yeah¡­ I remember¡­ ah! What are those things!?¡± Millie screamed as she pointed at my ¡°pets¡±... seems like she forgot our little meeting before passing out. ¡°They¡¯re my¡­ pets, they¡¯re my best friends!¡± I said with a grin on my face. ¡°Okay¡­ but, why do some of them have¡­ severe wounds?¡± she asked. ¡°You know some pretty big words for a little kid¡­ well, I reanimated them, using the system¡± I said, as I walked over to some leftovers I had. ¡°System? What¡¯s that?¡± she asked me. ¡°It¡¯s something that gives you powers¡­ want some food?¡± I asked, holding a makeshift wooden bowl in front of her. ¡°No tha-¡± *Growl* ¡°Yes please¡± she blushed.Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings. ¡°Here you go! It¡¯s your lucky day, I made extra!¡± I gave her the bowl and she wolfed it down in one go. ...Then, her face went green. ¡°Blergh!¡± And she vomited out the contents of her meal. ¡°What was that!? Poison!?¡± she asked, horrified at the mere thought. ¡°Now, that¡¯s rude! I for one, love that meal, and you just vomit it up! You have no manners!¡± I said, angrily. ¡°It was disgusting!¡± she stated. ¡°No, it¡¯s not! Look, the dogs are eating the¡­ vomit¡­ oh god, I think I¡¯m gonna hurl!¡± I said as I held my mouth. ¡°That¡¯s not fair! Dogs would eat anything, even if it tastes bad!¡± she replied, angrily. ¡°I¡¯m kind of starting to regret saving her¡­ maybe she¡¯s just jealous of my awesome cooking¡­ that must be it!¡± I mumbled to myself. ¡°Aaaaah~¡± she yawned. ¡°You tired?¡± I asked, and she replied with a few lazy nods. ¡°Go sleep there¡± I pointed to my bed made of grass and leaves. She walked to the bed and quickly fell asleep. ¡°Okay¡­ now, who wants to go hunting?¡± I asked my beasts, and all of their heads shot up. ¡°So, that makes it all of you¡­ I¡¯m going to have to keep a few of you here, to guard the brat, okay?¡± I said, and I noticed a few of my ¡°pets¡± nodding as if they understood exactly what I said. ¡°Okay¡­ you, you, you and you stay here and guard her¡­ the rest of you, follow me! We¡¯ve got food to hunt!¡± I said as I picked a few members of my pets to the role of guards before I walked out of the cave¡­ and promptly returned ¡°I forgot my sword!¡± I grabbed my sword and left the cave again. And then, we hunted for several hours, losing a few of my ¡°pets¡± but gaining quite a lot more. ¡°Now! Let us return, with our spoils of war!¡± I said happily, as I rode the largest wolf of my ¡°pets¡±, also known as my first Conjured Familiar. I¡¯ve named him Roger! ¡°They shall fear the terrifying power of Roger! The destroyer of worlds! The bane of all that is holy! Lord of the damned! Roger! They will cower at the mere name! Hahaha!¡± I laughed at my bad joke, as I rode Roger back home. ¡°Hey, brat! You awake?¡± I asked, from outside the cave. ¡°I-I am now!¡± she replied angrily. ¡°Good! I want you to help me with hunting some rabbits and foxes!¡± I asked. ¡°Why should I?¡± she replied, probably still jealous of my awesome cooking. ¡°You can get stronger¡­ probably strong enough to beat the crap out of whatever attacked you!¡± I grinned. ¡°O-okay! But, if I beat you and your pets after I get my system¡­ you have to be my servant forever! And don¡¯t cook!¡± she said. ¡°Okay¡­ deal¡± I replied, knowing that she wouldn¡¯t be able to beat my pets that easily. ¡°Let us go hunting!¡± she said happily. ¡°Good! Hop on Roger and we¡¯ll be off!¡± I said, gesturing to Millie to jump on top of Roger¡¯s back. ¡°Okay¡­ wait, Roger? Seriously!? Roger!?¡± she asked. ¡°Yeah, what¡¯s wrong with Roger? It¡¯s a warrior''s name!¡± I said, trying to sound as offended as I could. ¡°...Yeah¡­ now that I notice it¡­ it is a warrior¡¯s name¡­ heh heh¡± she replied awkwardly. ¡°Nah, I¡¯m just fucking with you! Hahaha! But, yeah his name is Roger¡­ I named him that because¡­ why the fuck not?¡± I smiled. ¡°O-okay¡± she replied, awkwardly, as she jumped on top of Roger¡¯s back. ¡°And¡­ we¡¯re off!¡± I shouted as Roger ran in a random direction with Millie and me on his back, followed by several of my goblins on wolves. ¡°Hahahahaha!¡± I laughed, as I saw the goblins terrified faces as the wolves picked up speed, trying to catch up to Roger! ¡°What¡¯s so funny?¡± Millie asked. ¡°Look behind you! Hahaha!¡± I replied while laughing. ¡°Huh? Pfft! Hahaha¡± Millie also started laughing. We continued to hunt, as we laughed through the night. Chapter 4 ¡°Millie, get behind the tree! Now!¡± I shouted to Millie, as my wolves and goblins held off the oncoming troll. ¡°You said it wouldn¡¯t be dangerous! Liar!¡± She shouted back, as she hid behind a tree. ¡°Well! Obviously, I didn¡¯t think a fucking troll would somehow sneak up on us!¡± I replied, as I pulled out my sword and stabbed the troll in the foot, as my goblins distracted it with their daggers, sticks and makeshift spears. ¡°ROAR!!!¡± the trolls roar shook the ground. Stunning us, using that moment of defenselessness against us, it killed several goblins before we could move again. ¡°Die you son of a bitch!¡± I shouted as I grabbed on the dead goblins daggers and threw it into the trolls eyeball, causing it to scream in pain, using it to my advantage, I cut the trolls left hand off and stabbed it in the knee. ¡°ROOOAR!!!¡± the troll roared at me in anger, and punched me¡­ right into the direction of a tree. ¡°Agh!¡± I screamed as I hit the tree. My health was extremely low, I could barely see the red bar. ¡°...This is the end¡­ isn¡¯t it?¡± I asked myself, as I watched my beasts hold off the troll for as long as they could. ¡°No¡­ it¡¯s not, I¡¯m not giving up! Conjure Familiar! Conjure Familiar! Conjure Familiar! Bound Dagger!¡± I shouted in rage until a screen appeared before me.
EXP GAINED: CONJURATION LEVEL: 20
LEVEL UP: LEVEL 5
I suddenly felt a lot better¡­ as if I wasn¡¯t hit in the first place! ¡°Alright! That¡¯s it! Round two motherfucker!¡± I shouted as I ran up to the troll, threw my bound dagger into its other eye, grabbed my sword and stabbed it in the right foot repeatedly, until it lost its balance, using it to their advantage, my pets bit, scratched, stabbed and pummeled the troll to death. ¡°Hahaha! We won! Haha!¡± I shouted, in joy. ¡°...Grant?¡± Millie said my name, which caused me to turn to her¡­ only to see¡­ Millie holding a pistol! ¡°Millie, what the hell? Why do you have a gun?¡± I asked, surprised. ¡°I¡­ don¡¯t know¡­ I had a message appear before me, saying I got the¡­ call of duty system¡­ what¡¯s call of duty?¡± she asked. ¡°It¡¯s a game¡­ wait, why don¡¯t you have the Skyrim system?¡­ that¡¯s weird¡­ maybe, every person who gets enough¡­ experience to level up gets a different system¡­¡± I said. ¡°System¡­ is that right?¡± I asked the system.
Yes, that is correct, the systems are chosen either randomly, or when you have a certain love for that series.
¡°Okay¡­ thanks, system¡­ now, what do I do with the troll¡¯s corpse? I can¡¯t resurrect it¡­¡± I said to myself.
You could always ¡°loot¡± it.
¡°Loot it?¡± I asked, confused.
You can loot anything you have killed, which allows you to get weapons, money, armor, skill books or miscellaneous items.
¡°And... you didn¡¯t tell me about this¡­ why?¡± I asked. Stolen content warning: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences.
You simply never asked.
¡°Fuck you!¡± I shouted to the blue screen in my head. ¡°What¡¯s wrong Grant?¡± Millie asked, confused. ¡°...My system told me I could¡­ loot stuff for money, weapons, armor, skill books and other shit! After over a fucking week on the island! I could¡¯ve used this for so much more!¡± I shouted, angrily. ¡°Isn¡¯t that¡­ good?¡± Millie asked. ¡°Yeah! It is good! But! I didn¡¯t know about this for a whole fucking week! I was wondering how I could get money! I could¡¯ve been so much more powerful than right now!¡± I replied, angrily. ¡°Oh¡­ yeah, that would suck¡­¡± Millie agreed. ¡°Well¡­ anyways¡­ loot!¡± I said as I looked directly at the corpse of the troll, and suddenly a sword, a shield, a helmet and several golden coins, dozens of silver coins and hundreds of copper coins dropped from the sky. ¡°Whoa!¡± Millie was simply amazed. ¡°I know¡­ wow¡­ that¡¯s cool, well¡­ I¡¯m grabbing the coins and everything else¡­ why don¡¯t you loot the rabbits you killed earlier?¡± I asked. ¡°Oh right! Loot!¡± Millie said, as several different pistols, a knife and a bunch of copper coins, along with ammo fell from the sky. ¡°Awesome!¡± I said. ¡°Wait a second¡­ system, what happens if you¡¯re inside and you loot?¡± I asked.
The loot simply goes through the roof.
¡°Okay, thanks system¡± I said. ¡°What¡¯d it say?¡± Millie asked, curiously. ¡°It just goes through the roof¡­¡± I replied. ¡°...System, how much money do I have now?¡± I asked.
100 gold, 9 silver, 9 copper.
¡°Wait, why do I only have 9 of the other coins?¡± I asked the system.
You cannot have more than 9 silver or copper because every 10 silver becomes a gold and every 10 copper becomes a silver but, gold stacks indefinitely.
¡°That¡¯s¡­ weird¡± I said.
It may be weird, but it¡¯s how our creator designed it, either way, it¡¯s efficient.
¡°Good point¡­ wait, you were created!?¡± I asked.
There isn¡¯t anything that hasn¡¯t been created, even our creator was made by some higher power.
¡°Okay¡­ anyways, can I buy some stuff?¡± I ask.
Of course sir, which category would you like to choose:
Weapons
Apparel
Shields
Spells
Skills
Bloodlines
Ingredients
Miscellaneous items
NPCs
Mods
¡°Let¡¯s see¡­ NPCs¡± I said, curious.
Certainly sir, which gender would you like?:
Male
Female
Random
¡°...Random?¡± I said.
Certainly, sir, Male has been chosen. Which race do you want the NPC to be?:
Altmer (High Elf)
Bosmer (Wood Elf)
Dunmer (Dark Elf)
Orsimer (Orc)
Nord
Redguard
Imperial
Breton
Argonian
Khajiit
Random
¡°Fuck it, random again!¡± I said, simply bored.
Certainly, sir, Imperial has been chosen, which role would you like this NPC to play?:
Warrior
Mage
Rogue
Merchant
Random
¡°Fuck it, I need a frontliner, warrior!¡± I said.
Your new NPC has been made, as your first NPC is free, you do not have to pay the 100 gold for the new life, now you should give this new creation of yours a name, what shall his name be?
¡°Farengar¡± I said.
Farenger, Imperial, Male, Warrior. Is what you want?
¡°Yes¡± I said.
NPC has been created and is now being formed.
As the I read the system''s words, a man''s feet appeared before me, and slowly turned into a pair of legs, then a body which sprouted arms and finally a head. ¡°My lord!¡± the Imperial Farengar began to kneel towards me. I made sure to cover Millie¡¯s eyes because he was completely naked. ¡°System, give me a pair of clothes! Now! I don¡¯t care about the cost, just give it to me!¡± I said.
Done, 1 silver has been taken out of your money. And has been placed on the NPC Farengar.
¡°Good!¡± I said as I saw Farengar wearing a pair of generic clothes, no longer with his ¡°sword¡± hanging out. I took my hand off of Millie¡¯s eyes, allowing her to see Farengar¡­ who I must admit looks like the typical ikeman. Perfect face, perfect body, perfect teeth, perfect hair¡­ I kind of hate my creation¡­ ¡°My lord, what would you like me to do?¡± Ikema- Farengar asked, as he was still kneeling. ¡°I would like you to follow us back to our home, for now¡­ where we can get you suited up and ready for battle¡± I said, as I got onto Roger¡¯s back along with Millie and we went east, to the cave. ¡°Yes, sir!¡± Farengar said, as he hopped onto one of the surviving wolves backs and rode alongside us the whole way. ¡®Damn it! I was hoping he¡¯d have to run after us!¡¯ I thought We rode back to the camp. Chapter 5 We returned to the cave late in the afternoon. ¡°Farengar, I want you to cook something for all of us¡­ so Millie doesn¡¯t complain¡± I muttered at the end. ¡°Yes my lord, I shall get right to it!¡± Farengar said, as he walked inside the cave and started cooking some of the rabbits and cutting up vegetables we found on the way back. ¡°Hopefully he¡¯s a better cook than you¡± Millie said, as she inspected her guns. ¡°Hey, can I have one of those?¡± I asked politely. ¡°Here, take this one¡± Millie threw a rusted gun to me. ¡°Seriously? Why can¡¯t I have one of the better ones!?¡± I asked. ¡°You¡¯re not really useful¡­ well, your pets are¡­ but you¡­ not so much¡± Millie said, with a creepy smile on her face. ¡°Bitch!¡± I said as I walked away. ¡°System¡­ I want to buy something¡± I said aloud.
Certainly sir, from which category would you like to buy from?:
Weapons
Apparel
Shields
Spells
Skills
Bloodlines
Ingredients
Miscellaneous items
NPCs
Mods
¡°Magic again, please¡± I said.
Certainly sir, what type of spells would you like?:
Alteration
ConjurationThe narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings.
Destruction
Restoration
Illusion
Enchanting
¡°Restoration¡± I said.
Certainly sir, here is a list of novice restoration spells
Lesser Ward 4s
Healing 5s
¡°Both for 9 silver, please¡± I said with a faint smile.
Certainly, sir, I have already taken the funds out of your account, would you like to buy anything else?
¡°Actually, yes. Show me the Destruction novice spells¡±
Certainly sir:
Flames 5s
Frostbite 5s
Sparks 5s
Arniel¡¯s Convection 8s
Vampiric Drain 5s (You cannot buy this since you do not have the necessary bloodline)
¡°Okay¡­ Sparks, Frostbite and Flames for 1 gold and 5 silver coins¡± I said.
The funds have been taken out of your account, would you like to buy anything else, sir?
¡°No thanks system¡± I said. I walked back to Millie, full of confidence. ¡°Why do you look so smug?¡± Millie asked me, rudely. ¡°Well, I did just get a few new spells¡­¡± I said, smugly. ¡°Can I test them out?¡± she asked. ¡°Sure!¡± I replied excitedly. ¡°Okay, get ready¡± she said as she pulled out her gun and fired. ¡°Oh shit! Lesser Ward!¡± I shouted as I watched my Magicka bar drain as the bullet bounced off of the ward. ¡°Oh! Cool! So, it can block a 9mm bullet¡­ that¡¯s pretty useful!¡± Millie said. ¡°You stupid fucking bitch! You could¡¯ve killed me!¡± I shouted angrily. ¡°Yeah, but I didn¡¯t¡± she replied. ¡°So what if you didn¡¯t! You still fucking shot at me! I thought you were going to punch or kick it or something like that! Not fucking shoot at me! You didn¡¯t even know if I had any defensive spells. And you still fucking took the shot that could¡¯ve cost me my life!¡± I yelled at her, and tears began to form in her eyes. ¡°Uuuuuu~¡± she started to cry. ¡°I-I¡­ fuck why do I have to be so bad with crying kids¡­ look, Millie¡­ I¡¯m sorry, but you shouldn¡¯t shoot at someone unless you know for sure, they¡¯re either¡­ bad¡­ or they have the proper defenses against it, you could have killed me there¡­ how would you have felt? Without me or my pets¡­ or probably even Farengar?¡± I said. ¡°I-I¡­ Uuuuuuuuuuuu~¡± she cried even more until the sky darkened and the moon was visible. ¡°My lord, supper is ready¡± Farengar said, joyfully from inside the cave. ¡°So¡­ Millie, do you want to go inside and eat?¡± I asked. ¡°Y-yeah¡­ *sniff*¡± Millie finally stopped crying. ¡°You know¡­ you¡¯re a lot less cute when you¡¯re crying¡­ so, keep those tears inside, until nobody''s looking, then nobody knows you¡¯re weak and¡­ you¡¯re probably not listening to me, let¡¯s go inside¡± I said, not noticing Millie¡¯s red face. ¡°O-okay¡­¡± Millie said as we walked inside to an amazing looking feast! ¡°Farengar¡­ did you make this!?¡± I asked. ¡°Yes, my lord¡± Farengar said with pride. ¡°*munch* Soooo good~¡± I heard Millie say from the other side of the cave. ¡°This is delicious, you have truly outdone yourself¡± I said to Farengar, smiling. ¡°Thank you, my lord! I¡¯d make nothing but the best for you!¡± Farengar replied as he knelt down. ¡°Farengar, don¡¯t kneel¡­ it¡¯s kind of awkward, just enjoy the meal you spent¡­¡± I looked outside, to see the full moon ¡°Hours? Making¡± Then, I looked back at Farengar and smiled. ¡°Yes my lord¡± Farengar said, as he sat down and enjoyed the meal he made. And like that, the night passed with us eating and going to sleep. Chapter 6 ¡°Hey guys, I have an idea¡­ let¡¯s look for civilization¡­¡± I said, to my companions Farengar and Mille. We were just lying on the grass without a care in the world, the silence was terrifying. ¡°What do you mean, civilization? Why would people live here?¡± Millie asked me, confused. ¡°Well¡­ there¡¯s a pretty good source of fresh water, animals and fertile land¡­ where else would those barrels we find occasionally on our travels come from?¡± I asked. ¡°I¡­ holy shit, people live here! That means I don¡¯t have to live in a cave, sleeping on a grass bed! Let¡¯s look now!¡± Millie demanded. ¡°My lord¡­ it would help to have some¡­ actual walls and protection from the trolls¡­¡± Farengar said. ¡°Right then, let¡¯s go! To find civilization!¡± I said as we rode Roger around the island¡­ until I finally noticed something. ¡°...This isn¡¯t an island¡­ it¡¯s at the very least a continent!¡± I shouted. ¡°So¡­ you¡¯re saying that there¡¯s an even higher chance of people, warm food and beds¡­ actual beds!?¡± Millie asked. ¡°Well, yeah!¡± I said as we kept on riding around the continent. Until we found a road. ¡°A road¡­ this must mean that civilization is nearby!¡± Farengar said, happily. ¡°Let¡¯s follow the yellow brick road!¡± I said enthusiastically. ¡°But¡­ it¡¯s made of dirt¡­¡± Millie said. ¡°I¡­ are you fucking serious!? You¡¯ve never seen the wizard of oz?... Kids these days¡± I sighed. ¡°Hahaha! Nah, I¡¯m kidding¡­ it was one of my favorite movies when I was younger¡± Millie said. ¡°Good¡­ I began to think that all of humanity was doomed¡­ haha¡± I laughed. We rode for around an hour until we came across quite a peculiar scene.Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings. A merchants carriage in the midst of being attacked by bandits! ¡°Just give up ye fucking cunts!¡± One of the bandits shouted in anger. ¡°Guards! Kill them all!¡± The merchant shouted out of fear, as she aimed her crossbow at one of the bandits and took the shot. ¡°Jerry!¡± One of the female bandits shouted as she cradled the man''s corpse. ¡°You murdered him!¡± One of the men shouted in shock. ¡°You were going to kill us! So why can¡¯t we kill you?¡± The merchant replied as she reloaded her crossbow and aimed at the woman cradling the corpse and shot her right between the eyes. ¡°Y-you monster!¡± The bandit shouted. ¡°Hahaha! Do you seriously want to call ME a fucking monster? You bandits rape any woman you take! Even if she¡¯s a child! And you call ME a monster!? Die you idiotic scum!¡± She shouted back, as she aimed at the man and¡­ he ran behind a tree. ¡°Should we just¡­ steer clear of this or fight alongside one of them?¡± I asked my companions. ¡°We should help the merchant, she obviously doesn¡¯t have much ammo left¡­¡± Millie said. ¡°My lord, by my calculations, if we go around, the risk to your life is cut from a 7/10 chance of death to a 3/10 chance of death¡± Farengar said. ¡°Hooowl¡± Roger howled¡­ alerting both parties to our existence and position. ¡°Damnit, Roger! Now we have to help! Flames!¡± I shouted as I shot a ball of flame to one of the bandits, severely burning them. ¡°Good, we¡¯re on the merchant''s side¡­ Die!¡± Millie said as she gunned several of the bandits down with her desert eagles. ¡°My lord! Look out!¡± Farengar shouted as he sliced the throat of one of the bandits who managed to sneak up behind me. ¡°Thanks, Farengar! Conjure Familiar! Conjure Familiar!¡± I shouted as I conjured two wolves to help me out. ¡°Wha- Summoner!¡± One of the bandits shouted as she aimed her bow towards me, only to get attacked by Roger. ¡°Hoooowl!!!¡± Roger howled, causing the two other wolves to howl as well. ¡°Run!¡± One of the bandits shouted as he began to run away, only to be shot in the back of the head by Millie. ¡°Aim for the kid!¡± One of the bandits said with a lecherous stare, which instantly made me want him dead. ¡°Frostbite!¡± I froze his legs. ¡°Die!¡± Millie shouted as she shot him in the chest multiple times. ¡°William!¡± One of the other bandits shouted as he began to run away¡­ only to run straight into Farengar¡­ well more like Farengar¡¯s sword. Roger and the other wolves charged at the remaining bandits and¡­ decimated them. ¡°Well, that¡¯s done¡­¡± I said as I noticed several windows in front of my eyes.
EXP GAINED: Destruction skill: 5
EXP GAINED: Conjuration skill: 25 (Apprentice spells in Conjuration have been unlocked)
LEVEL UP: Level 6
¡°So¡­ I can get some apprentice spells now, how about you Millie?¡± I asked. ¡°I gained two levels¡­¡± Millie said. ¡°I also leveled up, what about you Farengar?¡± I asked. ¡°Three levels¡± Farengar said. ¡°Okay, so¡­ loot?¡± I asked. ¡°Yup!¡± Millie replied. ¡°Loot!¡± ¡°Loot!¡± ¡°Loot!¡± ¡°Loot!¡± ¡°Loot!¡± ¡°Loot!¡± ¡°Loot!¡± ¡°Loot!¡± ¡°Loot!¡± ¡°Loot!¡± ¡°Loot!¡± ¡°Loot!¡± ¡°Loot!¡± We looted the corpses of our enemies, I got a bunch of food and a few weapons. Daggers, swords, axes, a pickaxe, several spears and a bow and ten arrows. ¡°Millie, what¡¯d you get?¡± I turned to Millie¡­ to see her holding various guns. Pistols, SMG¡¯s, Assault rifles, Shotguns and a Rocket Launcher! ¡°How-Why¡­ What the fuck!?¡± I asked. ¡°This is what I got from my loot¡­ looks like you only got food and some weapons¡­ teehee~ I win!¡± Millie said with a smile on her face. ¡°Um¡­ what the hell was that?!¡± A voice not too far away asked. Right! The merchant! Chapter 7 ¡°I- Uh¡­ er¡­¡± I don¡¯t know what to say! ¡®What happens if we speak the truth, is she going to believe us? Or is she going to kill us¡­ or enslave us if she does believe us! There¡¯s a lot of risks involved¡­ okay, Grant stay calm¡­ act like you¡¯re in control of the situation even though you¡¯re not¡­ you¡¯re totally fucked, no matter what you do, you¡¯re probably going to die. The best you can do is-¡¯ I was thinking, but I was interrupted by the merchant. ¡°Are you heroes?¡± She asked with sparkling eyes. ¡°I- er¡­ Yes, we are heroes¡± I lied. ¡°This¡­ this is just¡­ Amazing!¡± She shouted gleefully. ¡°Grant, what are you doing?¡± Millie whispered to me as she kicked my leg. ¡°Shut up, I¡¯m trying to find a way out of this¡­ I¡¯m doing the best I can to get us all out of here alive¡­¡± I kicked her back. ¡°What do you mean alive? She doesn¡¯t seem like that much of a threat, a bullet could easily kill her and her guards¡­ who didn¡¯t even fucking help us in the fight earlier¡± Millie kicked me back. ¡°Who knows what this place has, what if they have some sort of enslaving magic or some shit, I¡¯m being careful¡­ so, just trust me¡­ okay?¡± I asked. ¡°O-okay¡­ I¡¯ll trust you¡± Millie replied. ¡°So, what are you three-¡± I cut her off. ¡°Four¡± I said as I pointed at Roger. ¡°Four doing here?¡± she asked inquisitively. ¡°Adventuring, cooking, hunting mostly just being bored¡­¡± I replied honestly.The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings. ¡°Okay, so¡­ why don¡¯t I recognize you thr- four?¡± She asked as she reached for her crossbow. ¡°Because we like to keep our identities secret, you can respect that¡­ can¡¯t you?... Flame, Sparks¡± I asked, as I made a ball of flame appear in one hand and a ball of lightning in the other. ¡°Ye-yes I can¡­¡± She flinched. ¡°Good, so¡­ now, we¡¯ll just be on our way in that direction¡­ don¡¯t follow us¡± I said as I pointed in the opposite direction of our cave¡­ camp. ¡°Of course, I wouldn¡¯t even dare to follow heroes such as yourselves¡± She said with a¡­ weird smile on her face. ¡°Now, if you¡¯ll excuse us, we¡¯ll be off¡­¡± Millie, Farengar and I hopped onto Roger, rode in the opposite direction of our camp, hid for a few minutes and rode through the forest to get back to the cave. ¡°Okay¡­ yeah, that could¡¯ve gotten ugly... ¡° Millie said. ¡°See? At least one of us could¡¯ve died just then, just because we¡¯re stronger¡­ doesn¡¯t mean we can beat numbers... especially after we¡¯ve exhausted some of our resources fighting another group¡­ like the bandits¡± I said. ¡°That is correct my lord¡± Farengar said with a smile on his face. ¡°What¡¯re you smiling about Farengar?¡± I asked. ¡°Well, that merchant was quite the beauty, was she not?¡± Farengar asked. ¡°I will admit¡­ she was pretty hot, but I¡¯m not dumb enough to think that being beautiful automatically makes you good¡­ remember, some of those bandit women were pretty good looking¡± I said wisely. ¡°Well said sir! Ha ha! Good thing I was testing you, right? I¡¯m not that much of an idiot! Ha ha!¡± Farengar replied while laughing awkwardly. ¡°Let¡¯s just get back, I want to try something¡­¡± I said as we returned to the cave. It took a while, but since we knew where we were going, it took a lot less time than it took getting there. ¡°What do you want to try, my lord?¡± Farengar asked. ¡°Yeah Grant, what do you actually want to try¡­ I¡¯m curious¡± Millie asked. ¡°System, do I have access to everything from the elder scrolls series?¡± I asked.
Yes sir, well¡­ not completely, you can¡¯t get everything from the previous games until you level up some more.
¡°Okay¡­ but, where the hell is my inventory?¡± I asked.
Just say inventory, without any other words in the sentence.
¡°And you didn¡¯t tell me this, why?¡± I asked.
You simply never asked.
¡°Fuck you!¡± I shouted.
Love you too, sir~
¡°Grah!¡± I shouted in anger as I punched the wall of the cave, hurting my hand¡­ a lot. ¡°...Inventory¡± As I said that, a screen showing a bunch of blank slots showed up. I tried putting a stick in the inventory and it disappeared, turning into a word on the inventory screen saying ¡°Stick¡±. ¡°Well, that¡¯s actually really useful!¡± I said happily as I experimented with the inventory throughout the night. Until Millie dragged me into bed and went to sleep herself. I fell asleep. Chapter 8 ¡°I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was-¡± I was singing one of my favorite songs from when I was younger until Millie interrupted me. ¡°Can you stop with that horrid singing! I¡¯m trying to get some beauty sleep here!¡± Millie shouted annoyed. ¡°Yeah me too!¡± Farengar also shouted annoyed, until he noticed what he said and instantly shouted. ¡°I apologize for that, my lord. That was completely uncalled for. Punish me if you so wish!¡± Farengar sat on his knees. ¡°I won¡¯t punish you, it¡¯s okay if you talk to me like before, just don¡¯t forget your place and we¡¯re okay!¡± I said as I smiled. So, with last nights experimentations of my inventory, I found out that whatever I put in, adds to my current weight, so if I put a twig in. Nothing happens, but if I put a tree in, I can still walk¡­ in pain, but the ground will shake with every step, and I¡¯ll be extremely slow. ¡°So, what¡¯re we going to do today?¡± I asked. ¡°Maybe we should expand the cave¡± Millie suggested. ¡°And how would we do that?¡± I replied. ¡°Pickaxes!¡± She said. ¡°I- Fuck! We can actually do that, good idea, Millie!¡± I said as I pat her head, not noticing her blushing face as I spoke to the system. ¡°System, weapons¡­ Pickaxes three, now¡± I also figured out that I didn¡¯t have to go through every¡­ system¡­ slot, if I knew exactly what I was looking for and had enough money for it.
Certainly sir, here you are. 3 golden coins have been taken out of your system ¡°bank account¡±
The system said, as three pickaxes materialized into thin air, almost hitting us in the process¡­ luckily, we dodged¡­ I swear I heard something click its tongue. ¡°Okay, now¡­ it¡¯s time to mine!¡± I said as I hit the wall with the pickaxe a couple times¡­ until Millie grabbed me and shouted. If you encounter this tale on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. ¡°We don¡¯t know what we¡¯re doing! And you¡¯re just fucking mining our wall! Without a single idea of what you¡¯re doing!¡± Millie punched me in the leg. ¡°So, what do you propose we do?¡± I asked. ¡°NPC?¡± She said, and I facepalmed. Of course, we have enough money for a new NPC! ¡°System, NPC¡± I said, as a table appears.
Of course sir, what would you like?:
Male
Female
Random
¡°Random, Farengar was good¡­ so, why not?¡± I said.
Yes, sir, female has been chosen, which race would you like?:
Altmer (High Elf)
Bosmer (Wood Elf)
Dunmer (Dark Elf)
Orsimer (Orc)
Nord
Redguard
Imperial
Breton
Argonian
Khajiit
Random
¡°Random!¡± I said.
Orsimer has been chosen, sir. Which class would you like this NPC to have?:
Warrior
Mage
Rogue
Merchant
Random
¡°Random, I want to see what I¡¯ll get this time¡± I said with a smile on my face.
Certainly, sir, Warrior has been chosen. What shall their name be?
¡°Alisha¡± I said.
Of course, sir, as this is not your first NPC, 100 gold has been taken out of your system ¡°bank account¡±, the next NPC will cost 200 gold. Beginning construction now.
¡°Thank you system¡± I said, as I saw the new NPC of mine, Alisha the orc being made. First her head, her chest and arms and then her legs¡­ and she was naked, just like Farengar. I stood there in awe at her body, so did Farengar, Millie snapped us both out. ¡°What are you numbskulls doing!? Get her some clothes!¡± Millie ordered. ¡°Right! System, give me a pair of clothes and underwear for Alisha. Now!¡± I ordered.
Of course, sir, done. The money has been taken out of your system ¡°bank account¡±.
¡°Thank you system¡± I said. ¡°Hello there, master!¡± Alisha said as she kneeled awkwardly. ¡°It¡¯s alright Alisha, you have no need to kneel before me, just act as casually as you can. Like Farengar!¡± I said happily. ¡°Yes, master¡­ I mean sir¡± Alisha said, still kneeling. ¡°Now¡­ onto more important matters¡­ do you know how to mine?¡± I asked. ¡°Of course I do sir, what true orc wouldn¡¯t know how to mine for their ore?¡± Alisha has a slightly smug look on her face that vanished almost as suddenly as it appeared. ¡°Oh¡­ thank god!¡± I said happily. ¡°Now, let¡¯s get to work!¡± Alisha said happily as I gave her one of the three pickaxes, we naturally left Millie out of the hard work. And she guarded the cave with my pets. After hours of mining, we made the cave as big as a mansion, several stories and all. This is actually more impressive than you¡¯d think. Thank god we had Alisha here! Or we¡¯d probably die due to cave-ins. ¡°Well, time to sleep... what are we gonna do tomorrow? I wonder¡­¡± I asked myself as I dozed off. Chapter 9 Today, we split off on our own to hunt. I went west, Millie went east, Alisha went north and Farengar went south, we all made sure not to leave the forest or fight something that clearly outmatches our individual strengths¡­ I didn¡¯t listen to the advice. ¡°Fuck!¡± I shouted as I dodged the trolls fist. ¡°Why did I think this was a good idea!?¡± I said to myself as I used one of Millie¡¯s pistols and shot it in the chest several times until I heard clicking sounds, meaning I was out of ammo¡­ and the bullets had little to no effect on it! ¡°Fuck! Flames! Sparks!¡± I shouted as I shot balls of fire and lightning at the troll, then I remembered Trolls are weak to fire! ¡°Flames!¡± I shouted as I burned the troll to death¡­ well, at least I thought it was to death, until it got up and charged at me! ¡°Shit!¡± I jumped out of the way just in time, but I felt a lot of pain in my right foot¡­ I broke it! ¡°Can this day get any worse!?¡± I ask myself. ¡°Roar!!!¡± the troll roared at me. ¡°Yes, it can¡­ fuck!¡± I shouted as I tried to run away, not bothering to heal myself since it would take too much time and I¡¯d be dead by the time I got my foot healed.If you stumble upon this narrative on Amazon, it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. ¡°Oof!¡± I fell down a small hole. ¡°W-where am I?¡± I asked aloud, to no response ¡°Looks like I¡¯m going to die in here¡­ unless I can find a way out¡± I said, as I began to look for a way out but all I found were several man-made tunnels¡­ all of them seemingly leading to nowhere. ¡°Fuck it¡­ I¡¯ll just do this! Conjure Familiar! Conjure Familiar!.You two, go down those two tunnels individually and tell me if there¡¯s a way out of here!¡± I said as the two conjured wolves went through the tunnels. Also, yeah. I have a psychic-like link to my familiars and resurrected corpses. While they were searching the tunnels I began to pick up everything I could find. Including rocks, sticks, bigger rocks, branches and a dead guy! I¡¯ve been using my inventory to train since whatever I carry weighs exactly the same as if I were holding it¡­ I thought, ¡®hey, why not use this in your training, so you can become incredibly strong like the Hulk or Saitama?¡¯ and I then thought ¡®That¡¯s a fucking great idea. Good idea me! Let¡¯s do this¡¯ and I began to regret that idea ever since¡­ ¡°Ha ha¡± I laughed at the joke I made in my head as I crawled on my hands and knees due to the crushing weight on my back. ¡°Ow¡­¡± I said as I took everything out of my inventory, but only when it felt like my bones were going to break¡­ right! My foot! ¡°Heal!¡± I said as I healed my broken foot. ¡°Graaaah!!!¡± I shouted in pain¡­ healing my foot hurt more than breaking it! After an hour of waiting, the conjured wolves came back, they told me that there wasn¡¯t an exit on either tunnel. ¡°Fuck!... Go search those two,¡± I said pointing at two other tunnels ¡°Conjure Familiar! You search that one!¡± I said pointing at the one on the far left. Now, there weren¡¯t any tunnels left. I look up and notice the sun is coming down. ¡°Fuck, looks like I might have to spend the night here¡­ system, I want to buy two torches¡± I said as two torches appeared in front of me and I lit them¡­ but, I¡¯m still cold. ¡°I-it¡¯s been over two hours¡­ where are those dogs!?¡± I ask myself as the conjured wolf from the far left of the tunnel came out, telling me the exit was that way¡­ but the troll was guarding it, waiting for me. Then, the other two came back, saying there weren¡¯t any other exits. Fuck! ¡°Okay, then Mr. Troll¡­ you know what? Fuck you, I¡¯m just gonna let you stay up all night and when you fall asleep¡­ I¡¯ll either kill you or run¡­¡± I said to myself as I fell asleep. Chapter 10 I woke up, the troll was still sleeping so¡­ I walked up to it as silently as I could and¡­ stabbed it in the neck multiple times with a sword I bought a few days ago and kept in my inventory. ¡°Die! Die! Die!¡± I shouted crazily as I kept on stabbing it until I knew it was dead. ¡°Finally¡­ it¡¯s over¡­ we can go home, come on guys¡± I said to my three conjured familiars as we walked back to the cave to see¡­ nobody else was there. ¡°W-where is everyone?¡± I asked... then, I heard growling from a nearby bush... it''s probably just one of my wolves. --------Millie¡¯s POV------- ¡°Die you son of a bitch!!!¡± I shouted as I shot the troll that was attacking me in the head, killing it¡­ after a few more bullets to the head. ¡°I need to get back home, warn the others about this¡­¡± I said as I tried to outrun the oncoming horde of trolls. ¡°Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!¡± I shouted as I kept on shooting behind me to no avail since there were too many to kill with a simple pistol. ¡°I was hoping to save this for something tougher but¡­ fuck it¡± I said as I pulled out my rocket launcher and fired it, killing several trolls and probably wounding others. But, it didn¡¯t work like I expected it to! ¡°Shit!¡± I shouted as I dropped the RPG and ran even faster than before. ¡°I¡­ need¡­ to¡­ get back¡­ to the cave¡± I said as I collapsed and I heard a voice. ¡°What¡¯s this? A child¡­ what¡¯s she doing here¡­ Dale! Get out here! There¡¯s a kid unconscious out here!¡± It sounded like an old lady¡­ I suddenly felt a pair of arms grab me and drag me into a house. ------Farengar¡¯s POV------ ¡°Alisha! Is that you!?¡± I asked as I saw the shadow of a humanoid in darkness. ¡°Farengar? Is that you?!¡± Alisha replied. ¡°Yes¡­ I hurt my leg, I need you to carry me back to the cave!¡± I said.The story has been illicitly taken; should you find it on Amazon, report the infringement. ¡°Shit! Alright, I¡¯ve got you!¡± Alisha said as she grabbed me and quickly ran from¡­ an army of trolls coming our way! ¡°What the fuck is that!?¡± I asked. ¡°I have no idea and I have no intention of finding out! Now, let¡¯s get the hell out of here and back to the lord!¡± Alisha replied, somewhat annoyed as she kept running¡­ for hours, until we saw the cave in the distance¡­ and My lord¡­ bleeding on the ground! ¡°M¡¯lord! What happened!?¡± I asked as I was limping when Alisha dropped me and ran to him. ¡°I-I¡¯m okay Farengar¡­ a wolf got me by surprise¡­ I¡¯m alright¡­ it just got my left hand¡­¡± He said as he lifted up a stub where his left hand was. ¡°My lord! Where is that wolf? I¡¯ll kill it!¡± I shouted in rage. ¡°It¡¯s already dead¡­ it may have taken my hand¡­ but I took its life¡± My Lord replied. ¡°C-can¡¯t you just heal it, sir?¡± Alisha asked. ¡°I could¡­ but¡­ it hurts like hell and I didn¡¯t think I wouldn¡¯t go insane without someone to watch me and make sure I didn¡¯t cut the hand off just to end the pain¡­ so¡­ make sure to tie me down and keep all sharp objects away from me, okay?¡± He asked. ¡°I¡­ I will do that my lord¡± I said as I took away all of the sharp objects in the cave¡­ including several goblin teeth, a bone and obviously swords, spears, daggers and pointy rocks. ¡°Now¡­ how do we tie you up? We have nothing to use¡­¡± I said. ¡°I¡¯ve got it¡­ System, rope¡­ take the money out of my account¡­¡± He said as rope suddenly appeared out of nowhere. ¡®How does he do that?¡¯ I thought, confused. ¡°Okay, I¡¯ll tie you up¡± Alisha said as it took her ten minutes to tie him up. ¡°Good¡­ Heal!¡± He said as his hand started to grow back. ¡°Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Get me a sword! I¡¯m cutting it off!¡± He shouted as he tried to get untied. ¡°I-I can¡¯t do that, m¡¯lord¡­ it¡¯s for your own good!¡± I said. ¡°Fuck you! You can¡¯t even do a simple request like that?! What use are you!? You¡¯re useless! Pathetic! Scum!!!¡± He said angrily. I just stood there and took it, knowing it wasn¡¯t him in there. It took around an hour, but my lord''s hand finally healed and he stopped yelling, kicking and screaming. ¡°Oh God¡­ what¡­ happened?¡± He said as he looked around to see various things around him, then he turned to me and saw my broken nose. ¡°D-did I do that!?¡± He asked, concern in his voice. ¡°Yes, m¡¯lord¡­ don¡¯t mind it though, it¡¯s a minor injury¡­ compared to your hand¡± I replied. ¡°I can fix it¡­ Heal!¡± He said and I felt the most unbearable pain on my nose. ¡°Gaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!¡± I shouted in pain as I held my nose and fell to my knees. ¡°Farengar! It¡¯s okay, It¡¯s only temporary!¡± My lord said as he helped me up. Alisha kept her axe at the ready, probably thinking I would attack the lord out of rage. Luckily, I didn¡¯t and after around five minutes of unbearable pain¡­ it ceased to exist¡­ and my leg felt better¡­ didn¡¯t even notice it somehow. ¡°Okay¡­ now that that¡¯s done¡­ where¡¯s Millie?¡± My lord asked confused. ¡°...She¡¯s not back!?¡± Alisha asked in a concerned tone. ¡°I was actually expecting you three to be here when I got back¡­ I was stuck in this cave¡­ with various tunnels and a troll guarding the only exit¡­¡± He said. ¡°Trolls¡­ My lord! The trolls!¡± I shouted. ¡°Trolls!?¡± M¡¯lord asked confused. ¡°There¡¯s a horde of trolls coming our way! What should we do!?¡± I asked. ¡°Fuck! Barricade the cave and stay as silent as you can¡­ my beasts! You shall guard the outside of the cave and when the troll horde comes near, draw them away from us! Make sure to kill a few of them with you!¡± He shouted as his undead wolves, skeevers, rats, elk, bears, bandits, rabbits, foxes, goblins and conjured wolves walked outside to guard the cave. ¡°Good! Now! Let¡¯s barricade the base!¡± He said to us as we began to barricade the cave. Five hours later and we finished a¡­ not very good barricade¡­ and the troll horde came. Chapter 11 We watched in silence as the trolls were held back by my army of undead monsters. ...They never stood a chance. The rats and skeevers were easily decimated by the trolls charging in and¡­ just stomping on them. The goblins were next, while they did get a few good hits in¡­ even killing one or two of them¡­ out of the hundreds, they were almost completely decimated within the first five minutes. Then, the zombie bandits, while they put up a great fight. Taking ten of them out, they eventually succumbed to their wounds and died. The wolves were next, but¡­ they didn¡¯t simply lay down and die, they ran in different directions and luckily a few trolls followed them. The elk were the next to go¡­ surprisingly, they did quite a lot of damage and tanked most of the damage as well, they killed around twenty before most of them died. The rabbits and foxes were mostly unnoticed¡­ but they were eventually decimated¡­ pretty easily but¡­ somehow, probably by sheer luck¡­ they took out a troll. The Bears were probably the most useful of the undead¡­ taking out fifty trolls with their giant bodies¡­ they did eventually die¡­ but, one of them ran away and quite a few of the trolls went after it. We just stayed behind the makeshift barricade, terrified¡­ if even one of them spotted us¡­ we¡¯d be fucked. *crack* I heard a stick crack¡­ and I looked at Farengar¡­ he broke one of the sticks! Shit! One of the trolls looked in our direction!!! ¡°Shit!!! Conjure Familiar! Run!¡± I shouted to Alisha, Roger and Farengar as we began to run away, while my new wolf distracted the trolls for enough time for us to get away. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Millie¡¯s POVThis tale has been unlawfully lifted without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. ¡°W-where am I?¡± I asked in confusion. ¡°Well, you¡¯re at my home¡­ lovely, is it not?¡± a man with one arm and two scars across his left eye said to me while drinking what smelt like tea. ¡°What happened?¡± I asked as I readied myself for a fight. ¡°Well, my¡­ friends found you in the woods, unconscious¡­ and the sound of those¡­ monsters in the distance¡­ it was pretty obvious what happened¡­¡± He said. ¡°What was pretty obvious?¡± I asked. ¡°Well, you were running from them¡­ and you couldn¡¯t run forever so you¡­ did something to distract them¡­ maybe tripping a friend and you ran in another direction as they were distracted¡± He replied. ¡°Okay¡­ that¡¯s sort of what happened¡± I pouted. ¡°So, who was the friend you tripped?¡± He asked as he wrote¡­ something in the air. ¡°I didn¡¯t trip anyone, I used an RPG to distract them and dropped it¡­ then ran¡± I replied. ¡°Oh, that makes sense¡­ okay, I¡¯ll take the truth spell off you¡­ sorry about that¡± He said with a smile. ¡°T-truth spell? What did you do to me!?¡± I asked. ¡°It¡¯s a simple precaution¡­ I¡¯m not a threat if you could do it¡­ you would¡± He replied as he took a sip of his tea. ¡°So¡­ who are you?¡± I asked. ¡°Is it not common courtesy to say your name before you ask for another''s?¡± He asked. ¡°I-I¡¯m Millie¡­¡± I said. ¡°See, wasn¡¯t that easy? I¡¯m Leon, nice to meet you¡­ what system do you have? I have the spirit system¡± he said with a grin. ¡°The¡­ Call of duty system¡­ or as I like to call it, the gun system¡± I said. ¡°So, a game system¡­ so, let me ask¡­ how did a kid like you survive long enough to get a system? I lost an arm and part of my vision to get this one¡­¡± He asked as he made those¡­ signs again! ¡°My friend Grant helped me¡­¡± I said as I was completely under his spell. ¡°Well, that¡¯s good to know¡­ what system does he have?¡± He asked. ¡°The¡­ Skyrim system¡± I replied. ¡°Good! That would be quite the useful one¡­ I¡¯ll take the spell off now¡­ sorry, it¡¯s a habit¡­ the last people I met lied to me and¡­ well, they¡¯re the ones who took my arm¡­ but, I got their lives¡­ so, I won¡­ Ha ha¡± He laughed sadly. ¡°So¡­ can I leave now? And¡­ where are the people who helped me?¡± I asked. ¡°Oh, you mean Donna and Dale? They¡¯re spirits¡­ I found them roaming this area¡­ so, I sort of¡­ made them¡­ mine, sorry I don¡¯t know how to explain it¡­ ha¡± he said as he laughed awkwardly. ¡°...Can you take me back to¡­ the shelter?¡± I asked. ¡°Sure¡­ where is it located?¡± He asked. ¡°I know that if I lie you¡¯ll probably use a truth spell on me, so I¡¯ll be honest¡± I said as I pointed in the direction of the cave. ¡°Oh¡­ that¡¯s bad¡­¡± He said. ¡°W-what do you mean, bad?¡± I asked. ¡°That¡¯s where the trolls are going¡­ fuck¡­ I think your friend¡¯s dead¡­ sorry kid¡± He said in a somber tone. ¡°N-no!¡± I felt the tears bordering the corners of my eyes¡­ until they slowly came out. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Grant¡¯s POV ¡°Fucking run! We have to get out of here!¡± I shouted at Farengar and Alisha. ¡°We¡¯re going as fast as we can m¡¯lord!¡± Farengar replied. ¡°I know that! But, they¡¯re on our arses! We¡¯re probably not going to make it if we can¡¯t get away from them! We need a distrac-¡± as I was about to say distraction¡­ Roger jumped toward the troll horde. ¡°Roger! No!¡± I shouted as I heard him fight the trolls with all his might¡­ until I heard his whimper¡­ he¡¯s¡­ dead. ¡°No!¡± I shouted as I looked back¡­ only to see Roger¡¯s corpse dissipate. I could feel tears go down my face, but I didn¡¯t care as we kept running¡­ until we found a¡­ house? Chapter 12 ¡°Why in the hell is there a hut in the middle of the woods?¡± I asked aloud. ¡°Well, m¡¯lord¡­ you wouldn¡¯t expect to find the hut, so you wouldn¡¯t go looking for it¡­ making it a pretty good hiding spot¡± Farengar replied. ¡°Okay¡­ let¡¯s meet the neighbors¡± I said with a smile as I walked up to the door and knocked. *BAM* I-I was hit in the face by the door¡­ and tackled! ¡°Grant! Y-you¡¯re safe! Thank god!¡± It was Millie! And she¡¯s on me! What! Why? How?. ¡°Millie¡­ c-can you get off of me¡­¡± I said a little awkwardly as she moved off of me¡­ her face beat red. ¡°Hahaha!¡± I heard the laughter of a man above me. ¡°Hello there, I¡¯m Leon. I helped your little friend here¡­ I¡¯m glad to see you¡¯re alright and so are your¡­¡± Leon looked at Alisha and pulled out a sword and shouted. ¡°Monster!¡± and he slashed at her! But, Farengar got in the way and¡­ punched the guy in the face, knocking him out. ¡°W-what was that!?¡± I asked. ¡°That¡¯s Leon¡­ he saved me¡­ and he¡¯s a bit of an idiot¡­ with a spell that makes people tell the truth¡­ Damn it! He didn¡¯t take the spell off of me!¡± Millie shouted in anger. This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. ¡°Spell? What spell? The truth spell?¡± I asked in a confused tone. ¡°Obviously! He said he took it off me¡­ damn lying asshat!¡± she shouted as she walked over to his unconscious body and kicked him in the stomach. ¡°Uuf!¡± He woke up almost instantaneously. ¡°You lying asshat! Take the spell off of me!¡± Millie shouted at him in anger. ¡°O-okay! Don¡¯t hit me again!¡± He said as he made several hand signs as he was slightly cowering in fear. ¡°Good¡­ let¡¯s see if it worked. Grant, I absolutely hate your guts¡± Millie said. ¡°So¡­ it didn¡¯t work?¡± I asked. ¡°No, it worked. I don¡¯t hate you¡­ that much¡± Her face flushed in a shade of red. ¡°Okay then, who the fuck are you?¡± I asked Leon. ¡°Just your totally average guy with one hand¡­ who can also control the spirits of the dead¡­ and you¡¯ve got quite a few angry spirits around you¡­ they¡¯re bad luck, you know¡± Leon said. ¡°So, basically¡­ You control the dead, see spirits and¡­ make people tell the truth? You¡¯re practically useless in a fight, aren¡¯t you?¡± I asked. ¡°...Yeah, but that¡¯s not my fault! Richard here¡¯s the one that took my hand!¡± Leon said as a spirit appeared out of nowhere and Leon punched it in the face. ¡°You asshole! I only did that because you fucking stole our k- Ow!¡± He got punched in the face again. ¡°Completely Richard¡¯s fault, not at all mine! Now, piss off Richard!¡± Leon said as the spirit disappeared. ¡°So¡­ he¡¯s crazy, right?¡± I asked in a whisper to my companions. ¡°Yeah¡­ he is, but¡­ not the dangerous type of crazy¡­ just the¡­ weird one¡± Millie replied. ¡°Okay, good to know... ¡° I whispered back. ¡°So, can we come inside?¡± I asked Leon. As I gripped my sword tightly. ¡°Of course, but¡­ there isn¡¯t enough room for all of you to sleep, so one of you might have to sleep outside¡­ maybe two¡± Leon said as he glared directly at Farengar and Alisha. ¡°Alisha, Farengar¡­ stay outside to guard, I¡¯ll help out with the tent later¡± I said to my companions as I took an incomplete tent out of my inventory. ¡°Of course, m¡¯lord. We¡¯ll make sure nothing harms you while you''re in the hut¡­ Whether the threat is from inside or outside the hut¡± Farengar glared at Leon. We walked inside to find¡­ a surprisingly well-kept house. ¡°Yeah, the spirits help me out with the chores in this place, keeps it clean as a whistle¡­ unless that whistle was dropped into a pile of shit, no saving it then! Haha!¡± Leon laughed at his own joke while we just watched in silence and horror¡­ the joke was THAT bad. ¡°Fuck you! That was funny!¡± Leon said in anger. ¡°No¡­ no, it wasn¡¯t¡± I replied. ¡°Okay¡­ maybe we have different senses of humor, yeah¡­ that¡­¡± Leon said, trying to convince himself. ¡°So¡­ about those trolls, do you know what caused them?¡± I asked. ¡°Well, it was obviously was Rekial the god of chaos! Duh!¡± Leon sighed. ¡°¡±Who?¡±¡± Millie and I asked at the same time. News. I''m probably not going to write for a while, due to: Lack of motivation, lack of ideas and some of the fucking keys on my laptop have broken off and I can''t find two of them!!! And, no. This isn''t a joke, I seriously can''t find them and it''s incredibly annoying... I think I stepped on one yesterday -_- Also, I don''t have much time. With school, family, surviving on ONLY FIVE MEALS A DAY!!! Oh god the humanity! And, trying to get the courage to ask a girl I like out (Cough) Lauren, I hope you read this (Cough)... What was that? Bah! Nothing! PAY NO ATTENTION!!!!Support the creativity of authors by visiting Royal Road for this novel and more.