《The Fool of Pendragon》 A Fools Prologue My eye sight was very dull at that moment. I felt light headed as a light bulb over me was suddenly lit. I recoiled at it, and slowly looked back up at the face that was standing over me. Glancing around, I found what I was looking for. The sword still lay in its sheath, the beautiful golden and bronze design lit the room with a bit of royalty. Just seeing it made some of my worries go away. But then they were replaced with other worries, doubt of my friends safety. "Hey, can you hear me yet? That truth serum seriously isn''t doing the trick." The man said, looking over at another person in the corner of the room, who was rummaging through my pack of stuff. He threw things about, water and food, my supplies. "That chemist said it was the real deal." He said, he looked up from having his head in my pack. He was bald, a long scar across his smooth scalp. His eyes, which looked diseased and bloodshot, looked right back at me the moment he saw me staring. "Still not speaking?" He said. "That''s what I just said, you idiot. You''d think someone like him would have more money, or at least something we could barter off." Said the one in front of me, he had a hood over his head, shadowing some of his face. Baldy looked at the sword leaning against the wall. "What about that? I had to pry the damn thing from him." Panic rises in my chest, but I ignore it and push it back down my throat. Taking a few breaths to get my bearings together, I let a grin grow on my face. I couldn''t help it, the tension was making me shake even. The hooded one looked back at me and tilted his head. "What are you smiling about? Captured by some bandits and your smiling?" He said in disbelief. Finally, I found enough of my conscious to speak. "Sorry, just noticed the reason I couldn''t see was the shine off that head of yours. Puts a nice shine to the room." I said, letting out a chuckle. They both grew sour faces, especially baldy, who didn''t seem to like my joke. Hood waved him off, and crossed his arms at me and got real close, leaning forward. His breath was so bad it could only be described as rancid or acidic. I pulled back from it and blinked a few times. "Now that you have your wits about to even joke around, what were you doing there of all places?" He asked, pulling his hood back, making his face visible. It was scarred, just like the other ones head, but instead was a four claw mark across his face. Do bad guys always have scars? His dark hair was pulled back, his forehead could be seen, where a tattoo was, in the shape of an upside down cross. "What do you mean?" I asked, trying not to recoil at his breath. Trying harder not to tell him to go eat a breath mint. Suddenly, the bald one let out a little sound of surprise, and a whistle. "Hey, check what I found!" He said, waving a card badge in the air. The guy in my face turned to his partner and they both inspected the badge. If I didn''t hurry then I''d be in trouble. I feel around my wrists with my fingers, it seems like a pretty good knot, their definitely very well experienced in the art of tying people up and stealing their things. Maybe murder also. Slowly I concentrate and close my eyes, and imagine a small candle light balanced on my finger tip. In the next moment, I feel my finger warm up a bit. I glance over my shoulder to see a small fire had lit on my finger. Pushing back the urge to smile, I ran the small fire over the rope just a bit, then put it out as the tattooed one turned back around with my badge in his hand. "So, your a knight? You don''t look like one, and your pretty young..." he said, obviously wanting me to tell. "Unless you stole this off some sorry sod, that''d be more plausible." I made a small over exaggerated gasp. "Me? A thief? I would never!" I said in a high and mighty tone. "Then your a knight? You obviously have the mark also, right?" He asked, poking about my stomach as if I had buttons on me.The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation. "Mark? Don''t know what your talking about scarface, but maybe you could pawn garbage off? I could always just get another. How about it? Let me go and you get a free profit." I bargained, feeling the burning of the rope spread further around my wrists. The two bandits looked at one another then back at me in sync. "What stops you from telling the guards about us?" Baldy asked. "You could always, I dunno, trust me? I''m not too friendly with the guards either at the moment, so I don''t think you''d have any trouble." I said, but right as I did say it, I immediately realized I shouldn''t have. Tattoo guy blinked a bit. "Your wanted?" He asked, his interest piqued. "Um, no. I mean, technically? Sort of? I guess so." I settled with that as I stuttered, my nerves being racked and telling myself in my head of how stupid I was. Tattoo frowned, then ripped my shirt open a bit, looking at my chest above my heart. "What''s this mark here? It''s not a knights mark, is it?" He asked. Above my heart, a black circle, with a line pointing downwards at the bottom of it showed itself towards the thieves. I mentally pushed the flames faster on the knots, if I didn''t hurry then they would notice without a doubt. "Feel like I''ve seen that symbol before, don''t you?" Baldy asked Tattoo, who just shrugged in reply. As they inspected my mark, the knot came undone, and I smiled. "Alright boys, terribly sorry for the delay, but I''ve gotta get going." I said, offering a smile. They both looked at me confused for a moment, but we''re to slow to notice that I stood up, stepped up on the chair, and jumped. I wrap my legs around Tattoo''s neck, while I take my thumbs, and push them into his eyes. He screamed in terror and scratched and thrashed about. I tense up my legs and grab onto a piece of wooding on the ceiling, letting go of him. While Tattoo was wailing about his eyes, I swung on the piece of wood, and kicked Baldy, who had been searching for a weapon. As soon as he picked up a knife my foot was flying into his face. I land on my feet and kick Baldy in the hand, making him drop the knife, and knee him in the face. He fell on his back and grabbed his face. I''m about to go for the knife, but large arms wrap around me, squeezing my chest. Tattoo couldn''t see, but he had grabbed me. He grunted as he squeezed harder. Quickly, I reel my head back, and slam the back of my head into his nose. A satisfying and wet sound went through the room. But it wasn''t quite enough to make him let me go, the squeezing did lessen for a moment, but came back once he got his bearings together. There was only one way to break free of this hold other than that. "Sorry in advance." I squeezed out of my throat, just as I swing my leg in front of me, and swing it back hard, landing a kick on his crotch. This definitely made him let go. He wailed in despair, his hands going to his Johnny quickly and whimpering, his face going purple. I spin around as I land on clear ground again and kick him in the side of the head. He flew to the side and hit the table that was against the wall. His body slumped and he became still. One down... I turn back to Baldy, who is now getting up from our previous tussle. I take a step back and feel around the table top that Tattoo had hit. Some objects some into play. First object I felt was metal, and from the feel it was a kitchen knife. I smiled and whipped it out in front of me. "Aha!" I yelled in triumph. But we both froze as we both notice it was just a fork with dull edges, and nice handle. I let out a nervous laugh. "Well... this is awkward." I mumbled. Baldy paid no more time for squabble, he rushed forward and tackled me, throwing me over his shoulders. I''m in the air for a moment, and I thrust my hands out at the right moment to cover my head, successfully rolling to break the fall. Looking at the ground, I found the knife I saw earlier. I scampered towards it, but a foot slammed into my stomach, making me winded. I coughed and spat on the ground, as Baldy raised his foot to stomp on my head. Rolling out of the way, I stopped and grabbed a bucket that was on the ground, filled with a liquid. Having no hesitation, I splashed him with whatever was in the bucket. Baldy covered his face, but as soon as he put his arms down, I slammed the bucket over his head, and punched it, making a ringing noise. He almost fell over, so I had to help him. I grab a pan off the table and hit the bucket on his head again with all my might. This causes him to trip over Tattoo, and plummet into the chair I was sitting on when tied up. The room fell silent. I slowly took some deep breaths and stretched. Walking around their unconscious bodies, I grabbed my bag and stuff, including the decorative sword. Relief flooded me once more, looks like I pulled through, for now. I turned towards the unconscious captors and relished in the victory. "This is what happens when you capture the legendary Dagonet! Or that would be Sir Dagonet to you!" I said, pointing at the bucket on Tattoo''s head. There was another silence. I''m reminded that no one is watching and I can''t boast. Disappointment rivers through me as I walk to the stairs that lead to the upper floor of this place. "Here goes nothing." I mumbled. But as soon as I started up the stairs, the door opened to the upward floor I was heading to, and there stood another man. This one was different from the others, clothed in a dark cloak and long hood. He stretched his hand out towards me, and suddenly all the wood of the stairs ripped apart, and an invisible force pushed towards me. Then I''m in the air, spinning around like a rag doll. Smashing into the wall with a large force, I feel my vision fade a little, the world starts to spin. For now, let''s stop there. I know what your thinking, oh great, a story that starts off in the present and has to go into the past to tell the whole story of how we ended up in that place. Well deal with it, it''s one of those stories. Fool of Royalty The smile on my face was one of the largest I''ve ever had as I looked in the large mirror at my reflection. I wore a black suit with a red undershirt, with a top hat on my head. They did say I could dress however I wanted since today was special. I admire the view of myself as the door opens behind me and one of the maids walks in. "Dagonet, sir, you only have around ten minutes." She warned me, looking worried. I just give her a smile and her face turns red. I walk up to her and put my hand on her shoulder. "Don''t worry, little fairy. Tell them I''ll be down shortly." I said. Then my smile disappeared once I saw who was standing behind the maid. The large man in knight armor stared at me with an annoyed look. His long black hair hung from all sides, and his sharp looking face would impress most shady people. He stepped into the room and pushed me back to the mirror. "We all know that when you say things like that your buying time for something stupid." The knight said. I laugh nervously. "Don''t know what your talking about. You need to grow a funny bone Lancelot." I said. Lancelot sighed at my small jab at his self esteem, and gestured to my attire. "Your going like that?" He asked. I wave my hand. "Never been a fan of knights armor, too heavy. Besides, I do have leather under this." I said as I pulled apart my under shirt for him to see the leather armor under. "I know, I know. But could you at least dress like a knight since your being Knighted today?" He asked, shaking his head and massaging the bridge of his nose. He did have a point. After living as a Fool my entire life, I''m old enough to be knighted today. I turned eighteen the day before. Just so happens that I''ll be knighted at a certain ball. The party is done every year to commemorate the killing of the legendary black dragon. I shrugged. "I dunno, maybe next year I''ll dress as one. My knighting ceremony, my clothes." I exclaimed. Lancelot shook his head and gave me a look, a look saying for me to do whatever. He turned back around and stopped before exiting the room. "Ah, Jasmine wanted to speak with you." Lancelot said, looking back at me in the eyes. This caused me to smile uncontrollably, I couldn''t help it. This made the old knight in front of me groan and turn back around. "Try not to get too cheery. And if you make a move on her-!" I put up my hand with a serious expression. "She may be beautiful, and the princess, but she is like a sister to me. If I planned to make a move on her, I would''ve done it already." I said, putting look of relief on Lancelots face. Then I grow a grin again. "Plus, we both know I could woo any woman I put work towards." I boasted. His look changed to a glare, then he turned around and finally left. I''m left with a boasting and radiant attitude. The maid had watched our exchange, and gave me a smile. She was rather young, pretty face with freckles, and her hair was bowed up in a bun. On the slim side, but overall she was nice looking. But not my type. I wasn''t sure what my type was. Girls had always been very flirty with me or completely came onto me. I had never thought of having an actual relationship. At that time, no woman had ever caught my true attention.The story has been illicitly taken; should you find it on Amazon, report the infringement. "I''m all done here. I''ve still got some time... if anyone asks tell them I''ve decided to have a small detour. Arthur will understand." I told the young maid. She gave me a bow with a smile. "Of course Sir Dagonet." Someone calling me "sir" really threw me off. Before everyone treated me just like a Fool, but today I''m a knight, not just a Fool. I''d have to get used to it. I give her a small wave and make my way into the hall. Immediately I''m found with the sight of rushing maids and servants moving through the halls in a hurry. In all directions they moved with different things in their hands. Clothes, food, dishes, some even having crates of wine. A thought came to mind, and as a butler passed carrying a crate of wine, I snatched myself a bottle. He looked like he wanted to interject, but I gave him a wink, and kept on through the halls. If Jasmine truly did ask for me, then she was at the normal place. I waded through the crowds, clutching onto the bottle of wine. Another maid passed with a plate of wine glasses, I snatched two from the plate. She didn''t interject, as she probably knew who I was, and instead gave me a small smile and a giggle. Soon I found an empty hall, the research hall. One of the quietest places in the castle. I walked through the marbled halls, my footsteps echoed through the halls. Soon I stood in front of a large door, made from a dark wood, giving an old and relaxed smell from it. The smell of paper emulated from the door. As soon as I opened the door I''m met with someone running at me, and throwing their arms around me. I nearly dropped the glasses and wine, but held them away as the princess hugged me. Jasmine sees the bottles and lets me go. "Took you long enough, we were almost ready to leave and go find you." She pouted. Her blonde hair was pulled back into a pony tail, and her white royal dress suited her very well. She was a really small girl, nearly a foot shorter than me, yet only a year younger. Then I caught onto what she said as I set the bottle and glasses down. "We?" I asked, then caught sight of the person who was grinning at me. The boy that stood near a book shelf had long blonde hair, wavy and seemed to move even without wind to help it. His blue eyes shined when making eye contact with me. In return joy leapt in me and I threw my arms around him in a bear hug. "Theo! You beautiful bastard!" I yelled as I lifted him up in the hug. He tapped uncle on my shoulder. "Okay okay! I''m happy to see you too." He said, as I set him down and I examined him. "I thought you said you''d be away until next month." I said, I couldn''t wipe the smile from my face. "Yeah well, no boring meeting with the border patrol is gonna keep me from missing my brothers knighting ceremony." He said, as he put a hand onto my shoulder. Looking at him I nodded. "Thank you." Jasmin came between us and grabbed us both by the necks. "Alright, make room for me too! Little sis is getting lonely over here!" She said with a teasing voice. We all goofed off for a few more minutes, until we all sat down and I poured us all some wine. As I sat I questioned Theodore. "Does your father know your back?" I asked, setting down in the comfy chair. "No, but knowing him he knows a certain jester has rubbed off on me. So he probably expects me to show up." Theo said with a chuckle. "Let''s hope Arthur doesn''t get too angry at you." I said, sighing and looking at the sky light ceiling to the library. Books surrounded us and the smell of paper still loomed, this place looked like it was made of books for how much it had. Theodore was the prince of the kingdom, and was supposed to be on the border with some other governors to check up on things and have a meeting. Me and him were born pretty close to each other, and we''d grown up being close to each other. Some of the knights, and even Arthur himself said us to be practically brothers. Does it seem odd for a Fool to be treated like this in a kingdom? Not really. In most kingdoms, the Fool is personally selected by the king, therefore whoever hurts or thinks harm in the jester could even be sentenced to death. Their practically one of the kings most trusted. And of course, it''s my job to keep him in high spirits when he''s not feeing so hot. Jasmine smiled at us. "Don''t worry, I''ll talk him out of making a big deal about it." She said. "Thank you, sister." Theo said, then looked down at his glass. "Before we head to the party, suppose we have a toast?" Me and Jasmine nodded in agreement, all of us taking out glasses and bringing them close just before touching. "What do we toast for?" Jasmine asked. Theo shrugged, then looked at me. "It''s your special night, you should toast for us." He suggested. I nodded and looked at the wine, the dark red color reminded me of blood. I shook my head and focused on the toast. I raised my glass, and the others followed. "May we have another decade of peace... to a life full of adventure." I said, Theo smiled at this, Jasmine gave us a look as if to say, boys will be boys. The night pulled on, and we headed to the party in high spirits. Fools in a Party The huge doors opened dramatically upon our entrance. Immediately eyes were drawn to us, me in my black and red suit, Jasmine and her white, and Theo and his Blue. There was some murmurs about my attire, also about why Theo was here and not at the border. But we ignored them as we made our way to the buffet. I had purposely not eaten lunch today for tonight, I wanted to eat as much as I could. I had heard an excellent chef from one of the neighboring countries. This meant obviously that there was new foods I''d never seen. One that caught my eye was squid. I had heard that octopus and squids were cooked or eaten raw even in some countries, but it seemed like a weird sense of taste to me. Being picky with my food, I examined the squid as I picked up a small bite sized piece, then pushed it into my mouth. "Use some silverware, Dago." Jasmine warned, obviously worried about others starring at me for my unusual non-royal attitude. "Fine, mom." I said, frowning and grabbing a fork and plate. Theo grabbed some clams and other new foods he''d never seen either. "Have you tried any of this before, Theo? You''ve been to other countries before haven''t you?" I asked, before biting into another squid, it was quite tasty, to my surprise. Theo shrugged, "I''ve been to so many parties in other countries that I''ve all but forgotten. Though, I have eaten the squid before you have. Not really my taste." He said, eyeing the squid going into my mouth. As we conversed about the different foods, someone had walked up to us. She wore a very flashy looking dress, gold and red trim. Her hair was in many hoops, looking like a mining drill. Her make up was blinding to look at, not in the good way. "So I hear you are the Prince of Atura? Theodore, correct?" She asked. Talking to a prince to make her position go higher, obvious. Theo swallowed what he had in his mouth, polite as always, and answered her. "Yes, that is me." "Aren''t you supposed to be on the border, at another party?" She asked, her tone was obviously high and mighty. I could tell Theo was trying hard not to be annoyed by it. Theo placed his plate on the nearby table. "Yes, but it was less than a party, and more of a meeting that I had to be in. Just some generals on the border." "Isn''t that dangerous? If it''s a meeting then wouldn''t the generals you were going to be meeting with be a bit agitated?" She asked. Theo grinned at her questions. "Worry not, I talked with the generals before I left. They understand why I came here instead." He explained. "Why did you come here?" The woman asked again, it seems like no matter what Theo said back she''d keep asking different questions. She was most likely trying to get dirt on him to spread rumors. The very thought made me gag. But he dodged the question by grabbing a young ladies arm that was passing by. The girl didn''t struggle much, right when she saw his face she melted. "Don''t mind me ma''am, but I believe I''ve found a partner to dance with." Theo told the older lady, then wandered off into the dance floor with the younger girl.You could be reading stolen content. Head to the original site for the genuine story. The older lady that was asking the questions frowned and walked off towards me next. "And who are you?" She asked. She wasn''t as polite to me as to Theo, which made me a bit sour. I give her my best mocking smile. "Someone who doesn''t want to talk to you." I said bluntly. She clicked her tongue and cursed under her breath before finally walking away from the table, leaving me and Jasmine looking at her back. Jasmine sighed and glanced over at me. "Must you be so blunt? She a lord of a town." She said. I waved my hands around. "Oooh~, I''m so scared!" I said sarcastically. Jasmine pinched my side, making me jump. Then she grabbed my hand and pulled me along the crowd towards the dance floor. "C''mon, lets dance." She said. But as we were going on, I saw someone I had wanted to talk to. The King was surrounded by a bunch of people, like always at parties. He looked uncomfortable, to me at least. To others he might look right at home with that smile and face, but I''ve known Arthur since birth, just like Theo. He is definitely wanting an out. As his Fool, I would disappoint if I didn''t lend a hand. "Gonna have to decline. My duties are needed." I said, letting go of Jasmine''s hand, and sliding through the crowds. I didn''t have time to listen to her protests, but surely she''d understand what I was doing. Luckily most of the people around the King were young lords and princes from other kingdoms and cities. They''d obviously be trying to get on the Kings nice side. I forcefully put myself in between the King and the crowd, quickly getting everyone''s attention. "My my, young gentleman, didn''t you know of the young Princess, looking for a partner to do dance with?" I asked, pointing over to Jasmine. She heard what I said and gave me a small nervous smile. It wasn''t the first time I''d done this, but Jasmine liked to dance, so she''d appreciate many partners. All of the crowd dispersed, all now crowding the princess or just getting the ready message and walking off into the party. I turn to the King and bow. "Your Fool at your service, my Lord." I said. Arthur smiled, "always tactful. Are you ready for the ceremony?" He asked. I put my hands on my hips and chuckled. "Of course. My greatness is finally being noticed, such a dream come true." I said. Arthur gave me a quizzical look. "Just be ready for questions. You are the first ever Fool to be knighted, in history." He said. "I know. But we know that I could take on any knight in the whole kingdom." I exclaimed, in which Arthur didn''t argue. Being trained by many masters in many styles of fighting, I am basically a deadly puma masked as a Fool. Back then I was quite content with being this skilled. "You might be challenged for this. Just in case, what weapon would you want?" Arthur asked, straightening his gloves on his hands. I rubbed my chin. "A normal long sword will do. I''d rather do with knives or maybe a short sword, but if they want me to prove me being a knight, then let me prove in the traditional way." I said. Arthur smiled and nodded. To be challenged during a knighting is a doubt, basically. If someone says I''m unworthy of being knighted, they challenge me to a duel. The rest is self explanatory, I win, I still get knighted. I lose, and I die. Being that I''m the fool, and well known, I would most likely be challenged by someone. Though I haven''t told this to Jasmine or Theo, didn''t want to worry either of them. This also explains the reasoning of my leather armor under my suit. Arthur was about to say something else as Lancelot walked up behind him, tapping his shoulder to get his attention. Arthur leaned over and listened to something Lancelot whispered into his ear. After a moment, Arthur nodded and whispered something back, in which Lancelot then took his leave. "What was that about?" I asked. Arthur scratched his beard. "Just discussing someone. There seems to be another attempt on my life." He exclaimed, though whispered to me so no one would overhear. "Couldn''t they try something more remote? Assassination during a party is so cliche." I said, grinning. Arthur lightened up a bit at my smile. I snapped my fingers with an idea. "After the knighting ceremony, how about I challenge someone myself?" I implied. Arthur slowly came to realization to what I was saying, then he smiled. The perfect way to kill an assassin without word getting out, would be the new knight proving himself in a duel. A duel he will challenge a stranger. In this case the stranger being the assassin. The Fool Knight