《Going Against The Ordinary》
Prologue
Btw the character''s name is Jonas, and umm sorry if it''s not a good name. Not really good at thinking of good names xd. Anyway short af prologue just to give a more vivid imagination of ''Mr.AverageJoe.''
Jonas walked slowly whilst thinking about life and how boring it is. He walked to the same old bus station.To the same old job. Meeting the same old people. Everyday on a constant repeat. He wants to break free, yet he doesn''t know how. He wants to get a new girlfriend or uhm *cough* other women. He wants to try murder, or just to dye his hair.
To him, family is also the same.Everything is on repeat except a few changes there and there. Yes, he is greatful for them raising him, but what else? They only made him fit in and not stand out. Don''t you want your child to be unique? Oh well. life is life. Whatcha gonna do. What he does find interesting(ignoring his obvious insecurities)is trying to assert his half-assed superior dominance continuously by insulting people in his mind. For example, he sees a guy walking down the street with an odd headshape, he''d think to himself ''oh what an egghead, why is he trying to put up an act as though he''s some big person, yes he''s tall but I''d just crack his egghead open with one blow.'' That''s just a simple comment you''d see from him. It literally get''s ruder from there.Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings.
He does like to earn money, considering the egotistic person he is, Money = all for him. He dreams of living like a king, but he only earns enough for a crappy one bedroom apartment. He hates his job, his shitty boss wont promote him. Probably because he either slacks off or completes his work exactly on time, when in reality he could be speeding through it and his boss knows that. Yet he knows that if he leaves the company he is threatened of being blacklistedfrom working at other places. Mostly office jobs, and he can''t be bothered to find a new one. However that''s when a thought rushed to him... what if I become the new boss....?~~ :))
Chp1: What a wonderful life --Not
"FUUUCK!" he screamed as he stubbed his little toe. His eyes watered and the galaxy blasted past his eyes.
''I should get rid of this pointy piece of shit table'' he noted to himself
''How should I kill him? Even though that''s hard, what''s even harder is the fact that I need to cover it up. What''s the point of killing him, when I go to jail and dont even get to become boss? That literally makes all of this pointless.'' Whilst pondering on how to kill his boss, he got dressed up for work.
''Should I maybe poison him? No, that wouldn''t work... after all, where do I get poison? How do I make it? Should I stab him? No, that wouldn''t work, the guys an intense body lifter, what can I do with this frail body of mine? What about a gun? Noo-aa....actually where do I get one? Maybe I can ask a local drug dealer, but then again, although I can shoot him to death, how do I get away without going to jail?'' As he continued to think, he forced himself to eat the eggs.
''Man, I was never a breakfast person. Who even eats food in the morning? However, if you don''t eat much, you wont have enough energy and you''ll feel hungry. That is the shitty truth... UGHHH'' After finishing his breakfast, he bitterly left his shitty one bedroom apartment.
''Wow I never would''ve once thought that in my life, I''d work so hard at something'' the lunatic th- *cough* I mean he thought..
''At the way this is going, I''m definitely going to fail, man if only I had Trump, he could totally kick out my Mexican boss and build a wall... I think? I mean....can''t like the Mexicans just use a plane to fly over the wall? Or umm use boats to travel around the wall? But then again, what if he builds it high enough so that the planes can''t fly through it? Or long enough to cover both sides of the sea? But in all seriousness wouldn''t that cost too much money for Mexico.. Oh right, they won''t actually pay for it...I think? But if America pays for it, what could all that shitty money be used for? Maybe they could donate to an unfortunate man like me *cough* PLEASE DO SO GOD'' as he bitterly pleaded, he finally reached the bus stop, just in time as the bus arrived.
After he got inside of the bus, he noticed a teenage boy glaring at him outside the window as though he actually killed his mother. ''Man what does this young twat think he is? Some big badman? What did I do to him? If he''s so bad, then the guy shouldn''t be such a fucking coward and should actually come and say something. After all, even if he came, I''d teach him a lesson to remember.'' after sneering at the boy and showing him the middle finger, the enraged boy started shouting and running towards the bus. Unfortunately, the boy stopped running after 20 seconds as he gasped for air.This content has been misappropriated from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere.
In the eyes of the bystanders, all they saw was a young boy swearing at a bus and running after it as though it ruined his life.
One of the bystanders commented whilst shaking his head "Is this what the younger generation has come to? What has the bus done to him?"
Another bystander sincerely replied from deep inside of his heart "He''s probably going through puberty, tough times, it''s the hormones...What is wrong with his hormones? I truly feel sorry for him, I mean look at what it has done to him... Truly what a poor boy he is, let us pray to god and wish for him to get by the tough times."
"Yeah, let us pray for the poor boy." the rest of the bystanders agreed as they lowered their heads to pray for the forsaken boy.
''HAHA what a fatso, next time try excersizing instead of sitting all day and just glaring at people...Hmph serves him right.'' Jonas sneered in contempt as he thought about it. Never in his life would that wretched boy imagine and foresee today''s events occuring
''Wow, surprisingly I''m in such a good mood today, but for some reason I feel as though something bad is going to happen soon. Oh well, life is life just deal with it.'' the guy smugly stared into the distance with his imaginary glasses... inside of a fucking bus. (Way to ruin the mood narrator :L)
''Anyway, let''s get back on track. How shall I kill my boss? Damn shitty boss why are you so hard to kill yet so nice and loved by everyone. Should I actually kill him? It leaves a little sour taste for me but....Maybe I should get his ex-lover to kill him? Now that I think about it, it won''t work because I know his ex and he''s so nice that she doesn''t mind just being friends with him. FUCK SAKE, I just want a damn promotion, I want to be a boss, why is life so hard.'' He just sat there feeling grief at his uneventful life.
''Nothing really get''s me down as I''m an optimist yet I am also a realist. No, actually when have I given up? *Cough* Many times, but when you commit, you don''t seem to give up. Yeah you''re right, I can do this. What if I get him fired? No, actually how do I get him fired? He''s worked at the company for 10 years and everyone likes him, but somehow he''s never even done something wrong that is against the policy of this company. What if I drug him? OH SHIT IT''S MY STOP I NEED TO LEAVE THE BUS NOW.'' He quickly stopped daydreaming and ran out of the bus just as the door was about to close.
"Phew that was close." He said to himself. All of a sudden, he saw a person, someone who would help him execute his plans excellently. He quietly muttered to himself "Hehehe I got just the right idea~~~."
Chp2: Rumours and a Sprout
''Hehe, look who we have here. It''s Chad, the guy who worked at the company for 15 years yet the position of boss was taken by the current one. He''s actually one of the only people who doesn''t like Mr El Mexicano, sure he doesn''t mind El Mexicano being our boss but he still desires the position. He''ll be the perfect puppet...'' After observing Chad for a while, Jonas excitedly walked into the company.
Noticing the look his co-worker gave him, Chad felt unpleasant in such a way that he felt something terrible was coming. Shaking his head he thought to himself ''I must be hallucinating, it''s obviously just the side effects..." and just walked into the company building.
Inside of the building Jonas thought to himself ''I must say though, this company is quite amazing after all. Even though it doesn''t give the best pay, it does have excellent facilities and it also has employed up to 1000 people. Hmm...Who actually is the leader of the company? This still remains a mystery because no one actually knows. Anyway that doesn''t matter, it''s time to spread out the rumours. I''ll tell a few people and after that I''ll tell the classic gossiper Michelle, then it continues from there.'' As Jonas diverged the rumours to a few people, he saw Michelle and he approached her.
"Well ''Ello gov''na" He jokingly said
Whilst rolling her eyes with a smirk, she replied "Real funny, just because I''m British well that''s... Totally radical duude..."
"Touche, touche" He slowly muttered whilst giggling.
Jonas lightheartedly thought to himself ''Man she got me there, that American stereotype is better than my English one... Man Michelle, you''re a tricky one (mr grinch...xd).''
"Sooo, what brings you here Mr. Americano?" She intriguingly asked.
"Hmm...How pathetic, I guess I can''t talk to any of my co-workers and I''ll just die alone without friends...." Jonas answered her as he proceeded to act miserable and as though he is wallowing in despair.
He then knelt whilst sobbing and continued to convey his act "Oh the AGONY! The agony... Why must thou make thy suffer..."
All of a sudden, in a posh British accent that came out of nowhere, Michelle exclaimed in a hurry "Nono respectful sir it was thus truly not my want to make thy hurt, what can I do so thou can accept this lowly ones apology?"
"Well *cough* I''m glad thou asked. There actually is something thou can do." He offered.
She fascinatingly implored "Yes honored sir, what may I do to appease thy. I beg of thy to tell thee unworthy servant if thou wish''d too."Support the creativity of authors by visiting the original site for this novel and more.
They both started to laugh which came seemingly out of nowhere, however they still continued.
"Hmm...Well yes I forgive thee, honoured princess I was sent here to relay a letter." He admitted with dignity, while smugly thinking to himself ''Too easy, too easy. This is how you can subtly spread a rumour without suspicion. Hehehehehe....''
With shock shown on Michelle''s face, she thought to herself ''How does he know? No way...This is probably just a coincidental guess...''
However in just a moment, her face became righteous and in an upright tone she commanded "I wish to see the letter now, low- *cough* respectable sir."
"Yes yes, right away my royalty~." He smoothly responded and passed her the letter.
Michelle cleanly opened the letter in anticipation and she started to read it:
Dear Michelle,
I have some news for you, there are some new rumours going on.
They are seemingly about the boss and how he plans to leave the company.
It is being said that he is going to choose the new successor but it''s told that he wont choose Chad.
Anyway, enough with all the seriousness. You''re welcome? <3
Yours sincerely Jonas^-^
"Thanks...But FOR FUCK SAKE! Did you really just come here to give me this? Why are you even telling me this?" She shouted clearly confused with anger yet unsure of what to feel with her current emotions.
"UM HELLO!? Answer me for god sake," Yelling, she turned around. To her surprise, he was gone. In shame and embarrasment she loudly called out "WHERE DID YOU GO!"
Somewhere not too far away, around the corner, Jonas froze as he shivered in cold sweat, in surprise he thought to himself ''Let''s go Weaboo technique:ninja vanish...? Yay? Anyway phewwww, thank you genius and one of a kind Jonas. How do you still remain the most awesomest person in the world? Also another nice one me, you did a good job blending in with the surroundings and learning how to walk whilst barely making a sound. I guess my fantasies of being a ninja and training how to be one was actually useful for once.''
One of Michelle''s friends named Jennifer, who sat near her, flirtingly teased Michelle and said "Oh it''s been years since a boy has actually caused you to feel something...? Oooh, tell me princess, what did he say...? Hehehe," At an alarming rate, Michelle started blushing to the point she turned completely red.
She immediately responded "Shut up! How could you betray me like this Hmph" and in a fit she ran away. Unknowingly, something had sprouted within her.
"Oh you poor thing, I was only kidding Michelle," She chuckled while staring at the far away figure that was going further and further away.
Jonas who didn''t move from his position, had secretly peered around the corner and saw everything that occurred. He proudly yet innocently thought to himself ''Of course I meant for all of this to happen. No one can compare to me, after all I had planned this from the start (No you didn''t, stop lying to yourself). Everyone should try and aspire to be like me(UGGH please stop it with the narcissism...).''
He then proceeded to stare into the distance with his new (fake) swag and he arrogantly thought to himself ''This is how to get buff girls 101. I should probably publish this on a blog and make bare money from it. Wow I''m so benevolent, people should be praising me.'' Jonas started to nod to his cunt-li*cough* I mean ''genius'' idea.
''Anyway it is time for step 2 of of my plan''
Chp3: Step 2
''Shiiiiiii......'' He reluctantly reflected on his clumsiness. ''How did I forget the entirety of plan 2? How am I so stupid.... UGHHH! Well done Jonas...Well fucking done....'' He continued to facepalm himself.
He reflected on his ineptitude and came to a plan ''I guess I''ll have to wing it, but one thing''s for sure I need to wait. Afterall, you need to make yourself the least suspicious because if I spread it to everyone, then when someone questions it, they''ll point it at you know who. But if I wait for the people to do the job for me, it will be better of course. It''ll take a while and maybe it could even last from a day to a week or even longer...However I have time. I can wait....''
He started packing his things up, getting ready to go home when his best friend walked towards him.
"Ayy man getting girls I see... Been a long time since you have had a girlfriend...Are you okay about that time though?" Dylan nagged sarcastically. However it could be seen on his face that he actually cared.
"Girlfriend? Why does talking to a girl make it seem like I can''t just be friends? For fuck sake...Are you perhaps talking about Michelle? If I''m wrong please do inform me of what happened. Even if I''m correct tell me anyway." He ranted whilst rolling his eyes.
Astonished, Dylan''s eyes widened as he stared at him. This awkward silence continued until Jonas in annoyance said "Is it really that surprising? Say something. Uhm hello? Is my friend gone forever? Cry....?"
"Yes mortal being! Your friend is not actually here, he has died and I am a demon who possessed him. Fam I''m kidding it''s just....it''s just that you really don''t know? I mean everyone has been talking about it, all day, and you just so happen to not know about it, even though it''s about you?" He queried.
"Hmm interesting...No but seriously I didn''t hear about it from anyone? So continue pretty please with a sprinkle on top...?" Jonas foolishly blabbered.
"Well I mean the incident with Michelle should be obvious. She talks to her male co-workers, but it''s comparable to a more professional manner then an emotional one. Nonetheless someone could actually change that and it so happens to be you. And she was also so flustered when her friend teased her. Nice job my man." He stated the details of the story.The author''s content has been appropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon.
"Really? I thought she was just a gossiper, I actually never knew..." Jonas unfocusedly responded.
"Anyway it''s time to go, good luck with you know who and uhm goodbye." Dylan winked and proceeded to walk away. Hazy Jonas muttered "Oh uh goodbye... UHM www-wait I still need to talk to you about something." He looked around only to see his friend gone. He dejectedly thought to himself ''So this is how it feels when someone just disappears within a conversation...Pretty ironic to be honest, I guess what comes around goes back around but how could it happen to mee?!!?!?!.'' Then he thought to himself ''Oh well even someone like me who''s close to being perfect can''t get everything right. Anyway it''s time to go home and wait for everything to proceed as planned.''
~1 Week Later~
''Oh my gahh, even though it was a week it felt like it lasted forever. Plan 2 had to be improvised. Rumours about the Michelle thing were so frustrating. At first I thought it was amusing when people talked about the rumours I spread, but then it got so bothersome and annoying, that even someone like me whos barely sane, could feel their sanity continuing to collapse. I never thought that....making me even more insane was actually possible. Oh well, other than all of that. It was a pretty good week.'' Jonas pondered whilst staring outside the window, thinking about life. "Wow I''m so relatable....I don''t want to be egotistic hehe but how can someone so perfect not be boss? Like me." The ret*cough* I mean he proudly muttered. (Omg I''m so tired of this. This happens behind the scenes so fucking much... UGHH)
Jonas finished dressing for work, he left his house and took his time to lock it. He left early, so he decided to take his time even more and went the long way to the bus station. Whilst walking through the park he observed his surroundings and muttered to himself "What bad memories this area brings, I just remembered why I avoided this area and tried to forget everything. Oh well it doesn''t matter anymore hahaha." The autumn leaves blew past him and messily pushed his hair around. A slight crazed smile could be seen hidden between the flying leaves. But the heartbroken fellow still reminisced the good and bad times.
With the deranged smile still on his face the guy said to himself "Maybe that person will appear. Who knows? Right? I''ll wait for that day I guess...Hehehe~."
Arriving at the bus station, grinning Jonas saw the fatty boy from last time and thought to himself ''Well well...Look who we have here. Young badman? Let''s go up to him and say hi.'' Whilst getting closer to the boy, he noticed people with masks hanging around the boy. He screamed ''shiiiitttt...'' in his mind and immediately turned around, trying to act natural. Especially when he unclearly heard one of the gang members say "Yo boss are you sure that guy comes here every morning? He..doesn''t..........be here..."
Unfortunately for him, the boy coincidentally saw his face before he turned around. The young boss yelled "He''s over there GO FUCK HIM UP!"
To be continued....