《Was I Wrong To Pick Up Traps In The Abyss? My New Little Brother Can't Be This Cute!》 Prologue: I Wanted to Become a Harem Master but Failed... Miserably... "With mother''s Bladedancing skills, I, Key Lygeia can easily conquer the world and attain a perfect harem of big-breasted girls! This is why I was reincarnated as a woman, to get a yuri harem!!!" I wanted to slap myself from back then. I was so stupidly egoistical that I ran into monsters and got nearly slime-raped. The town I was from isn''t like a starting area of an MMORPG after all. It was so sad that I would be affected by PTSD just by thinking about it but... That bad memory wasn''t that bad...If you find this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the infringement. "- Are you alright?" In a flash, the slime that was holding me was blown away and what greeted me was a man with a calm and tender face. My pride couldn''t really take the pressure that I slapped the smug bastard and left him all alone. Then, well... After that, I got knocked out by another slime that had a sleeping gas ability... Sigh... It hurts just thinking about it... I was very fortunate that the tiny slime had slow digestion so I got away with a haircut until my lady, M''quasatibon of Jazz Tentacles has found me. Now, I''m working under her name on the Abyss town as a diver to fund her everyday debauchery in exchange for power. Chapter 1: I Am Fucking OP, No Matter What They Say, Cause Words Cant Bring Me Down... Yeah, the Abyss is a large as fuck dungeon that doesn''t have instances. Then, there are Gods that has descended from heavens above as well as Devils from below that give powers to people in order to pursue their questionable hobbies on the mortal realm. Take M''quasatibon for example, she or he. I don''t really know its gender, likes impaling creatures with its famous Jazz Tentacles. Be it sexual or literal, impaling things is her hobby and I now have to earn money for M''quasatibon to buy slaves for that. Her type of human is rather incomprehensible so thank Helix I''m still alive. PvP is illegal but I''ve seen a few peeps do it in town. Particularly, rival Diabolus Mafia and the Godhand Security. My patron is a neutral party so people just ignore me. Now, I''m entering the dungeon for the first time for the day. I lightly stroked my trusty dual blades, Ashlucidolltor and Terupulsominaer. Don''t ask me, my Tentacle Monster named them... I checked my bag for my supplies in case the shopkeeper forgot anything in their One Day Exploration Pack?. I had to get most out of the money that M''quasatibon gave me. The door finally opened so I went FUCK YEAH in my head. In the distance, I can see a goblin so I decided to kill it with a sneak attack to show my l33t Bladedancing skillz lel. I quickly closed in the distance with the Khezu theme playing in the backround. Google it if you are reading my mind right now, it''s awesome shit!Unauthorized reproduction: this story has been taken without approval. Report sightings. "RAAAAAGHHH!!!" My fierce battle cry resounded and the mofo looked surprised. Suddenly, fucking Megalo-something was mixed into the Khezu theme, causing catchy beep-boops to flow into my blades of pure awesomeness. First, Ashlucidolltor came into it with its jet black blade of awesomeness. "DIE!" I leapt at it and my powerful slash lands in the ground in front of it. I miscal- I mean, Hahaha, it was totally fucking within my calculation. So, I slashed again for real. This time, with Terupulsominaer! "DIE!" And with a splurt, it was critically wounded so it ran away but it can''t escape for I, Key Lygeia is overpowered as fuck! And Terupulsominaer had it''s pure white blade of awesomeness. I gave a chase after it while it screams like a sheep being hunted by a wolf. This is just like the male fantasy, it totally appeals to me even if I''m a woman right now. "DEATH! WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!" I slashed at the wanker but I missed. STOP USING HAX ALREADY!!! I''LL REPORT YOU TO THE MODS! Suddenly, its nakamas suddenly pop out from a hut in the distance. It must be their pai-otsu... Hah.. All according to keikaku... (TLN: nakama means comrade while paiotsu is base. Keikaku means plan) I fought in a brave battle against the unlimited goblin works and prevailed because I have mastered my blades of awesomeness, Ashlucidolltor and Terupulsominaer. It was a tough battle that I''m half dead but I still have to wonder how I could stand up like this... It was nothing really, only my left hand amputated and a few scratches from which blood flows out like a river. I heard some bitch cry from inside the goblin hut but that can wait. I still have to prepare myself for the grotesque sight of a goblin gangrape victim. I cut off all their ears with my dagger while chanting mantras to prepare myself for some gore. Kevin from the Guild kindly told me that they would sell so I have to do it. It was quite hard without my left hand but who cares, I am overpowered! Chapter 2: Zettai, Mukae ni Yuku Kara, I will promise you! I opened the goblin hut and I saw an S-tier thicc thighs tied in chains and the only thing covering her body was a loose towel that covers her crotch... She may be a loli but there''s no police nor FBI in this world... My heart skipped a beat as I inched closer to her. My hands uncontrollably tries to grasp my face but I noticed, my left hand was gone and it sprayed blood into my face. I know that I kinda looked like that pink Yandere from Mi-rae Nikki... She froze in fear... Oh my god, what have I''ve done!!! Yandere-chan is now HEARTBROKEN. -Just kidding! Meh, let''s carry on with it then. Slowly, I licked sweatdrop her face while whispering. "This... This is the taste of a rabbit, My Little Angel... Don''t be afraid, I am with you..." Smacking my lips I stroked her chest before breaking the shackles with my wild sword skills. She just stares into my eyes as if she doesn''t know what to do. Then, I quickly moved in and took her lips for the taking. Nectar flowed into my mouth while I savor the sweet scent of her saliva. Her eyes moved frantically as she resists my embrace. Like a butterfly caught in my web, she couldn''t move. The kissing embrace continued before not long, she stopped moving and her eyes are hollow.This narrative has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. If you see it on Amazon, please report it. My left hand reached for her face but not noticing it was amputated during the battle, it smeared blood over her right side. But that''s fine... It''s like a mark that she''s my property now. Once again, I violated her lips, this time with my tongue and she actually consented with hers too. She squirmed again but this time, it was with joy while we are enjoying our tea time, alone in our private lily garden. "See? You are safe now... Nobody is going to harm you okay? Just call me oneesama and we will reach the surface. I promise..." "O-Oneesama...?" Her tiny voice desperately tries to gasp for air as I nearly took her breath to siphon every bit of her nectar earlier. "...That''s right..." Still locked gazes with her, I move into caressing her thicc thighs as she sung a lyric from the lust song for me. Her high note was quite perfect "Ahhhhhhn~... Hah... Wh-what does that word mean?" "Simple, my dear. It means "my lovely sister" in my tongue." Her face flushed, she broke eye contact and flips to hide away her petite front as if she was flustered. "O-Oneesama..." I proceeded to gaze at her small back and her growing hip. It felt like those hills would one day grow into mountains. "What is it?" My right hand immediately dove into the Eastern Hill as I slowly ascended into heaven. "-Nooooooo..." I quickly stopped as she pants in such a cute manner. "So, you want me to stop?" "N-No, I just wanna tell you that I accept you as my oneesama before we-" "Oh, you sweet little thin-" The world shook. What''s happening? Blood? "Oneesama..." Ahhh, I must''ve lost so much blood during the battle... Fuck, I forgot that bandages weren''t included in the One Day Exploration Pack?. I''m fucked, why did I forget to patch up myself? Did I damage my brain on the slime battles? Dear god... P-Please... Let... Me... Live... "... Oneesama?" I still have a loli to ravage!!! "- Oneesama!!!" - I have... Chapter 3: Le Blue Boy Emotions are sometimes illogical, it''s unfair...Why would Leo throw me here, it hurts that the very person you trusted were to turn on you... On the bed, chained up, about to be raped by the goblin queen of the tribe... I already thrown my hope away once the goblins had applied the weakening extract. Now, I am destined to provide them with the next generation. But then, the goblins went out because of a commotion... The chances of my rescue however is rather low for what is fighting this mutated goblin tribe is most likely to be new Divers. There''s no way that an seasoned Diver would explore this deep on the first layer, they would go for the optimal route. An hour had passed and the darkness of the hut continued to swallow me in it, proving that my decision to give up hope was optimal. I could have a chance if someone would rescue me. The door creaked and I slowly opened my eyes to gaze at the queen I shall serve in bed for all eternity but it was something else... A half-elf''s short, sharp ears... What gazed back at me was a rather familiar prideful face of woman. But her proud visage that I could remember was now replaced with lust. Looking below her face, I saw a body filled gruesome injuries that could render most humans incapable. Numerous open wounds, amputated left hand, a deep cut on her right shoulder, legs full of bruises and... A snapped spear shaft on where her heart should be... She''s not normal! I must somehow get away! She must be infected by some kind of parasite. Then, I froze... Why? Because parasite-based zombies usually only attack moving things. Suddenly, her face came into view as her hungry eyes. Shit, I''m not ready for this! I can''t become a zombie now. Her tongue came in and licked a sweatdrop off my cheek. "This... This is the taste of a rabbit, My Little Angel... Don''t be afraid, I am with you..." She then cuts the chains that bound me- What? Maybe this parasite is a sentient one- or she could have dominated the parasite itself with sheer will or- "MMMMMMHHHH????" Her tongue entered my mouth I hit her with my regressed arms but she won''t even budge. I twisted my neck, only for her to move her tongue deeper as I taste something sweet.The story has been illicitly taken; should you find it on Amazon, report the infringement. Then, my mind went blank... The next moments passed in a blur and as I became more aware of my actions, my fear for her had already turned into incomprehensible attraction. Her gentle touch suddenly came into a halt for now reason. She was cuddling me so vigorously earlier~ "Oneh''sama..." I turned around only to find her eyes empty as her body sitting shook side to side. "... Oneh''sama?" She then goes down as her heavy body was on top of me. Fuck, something''s wrong! "Oneh''sama!!!" -And she didn''t move... Shit, she must''ve took too much damage. I must get off this bed to be able to cast magic but her body is too heavy for my age-regressed body. Her body then twitched. "Oneh''sama?" She quickly stood up over me with her body violently ejecting the spear shaft in her chest. A black substance began pouring out from all her wounds while her bruised legs exploded, spreading gore everywhere. I jumped out of the bed but something grasped my ankle- Oh no... I turned back and saw Oneh''sama or what was her... Her body was full of tumorous growth as the places where her wounds were began pouring out some kind of llquid. What grasped my ankle was a tentacle with velvety texture. It pulled me closer but even with all my grip strength, I couldn''t stop it. Three more tentacles came out and bound me on all four limbs as the towel covering my groin had fell off. Another one came and it entered my mouth while feeding in a warm liquid. The warmth spread throughout my body as the smooth tentacle''s grasp began tickling me. This... This is bad... "MMMMMHHHHHH!!!" My vision blurred as I desperately gasp for air. My stomach also got filled so much liquid that it tried to flow upward my throat but a section of the tentacle inside inflated... ... It hurts... The rate of release seemingly increase as the liquid made it''s way through my guts. The liquid stung my insides as if it was cleaning me before not finding another way out. "MMMMGGGGGGHHHH!!!" My rectum... Stopping it... I can''t shit... Here... White filled my vision and the next time I came to was coughing out a white creamy liquid, still restrained while the bed was soiled by the same liquid but it didn''t came from my mouth... And moreover... My penis was aroused by such activity... "Ahhh... MGGGGHHH!!!" To my surprise it entered my mouth again that I began struggling. The tentacles budged but it wasn''t enough for me to escape. The way it felt it reminded of memory of an experiment where a butterfly was caught in a web. C-Calm down, Shiva... There must be a way out. Just observe and- "MMMHHHNNNN" D-Did... One of them enter my excretory orifice? However, it spared me no time to think as it probed around to find something. Strangely, there wasn''t a single sensation of pain, it was something akin to tickling. I can''t... Every time I plot something it proceeds to destroy that line of thought. Maybe this isn''t such a bad way to go... I close my eyes as my body goes limp, I knew escape was impossible from the very start. Where did I go wrong on my life? "-NNNNHHHH!" Electricity flowed through my body as something inside me is pressed. Wh-What is this? It''s a weird feeling but I found myself wanting more of that. Opening my eyes: needle- AGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! A tentacle with a sharp point has impaled my left eye as a different liquid was injected inside. It was cold but it stung as if ants were eating my eyesocket. The electrifying pleasure from my dirty hole being poked violently at the same place. The strange combination of pain and pleasure eventually blanked my mind while I felt my penis release life essence. NOOOO GET IT OFF!!! IT HURTS!!!!!! AGHGHHHGHGHHHHHH! Another one? Don''t insert my penis in that, I''ll go crazy!!! "MHHHHHHHNNNNNN!!!" AH, NO MORE! STAAAAHHPPP!!!!! Chapter 4: Cruel Tentacles Thesis After sinking into a sea of darkness for a few million years, I finally remembered that I had a loli to ravage. LOLI! I reached for the light and I saw the loli still naked, on a bed that''s not from the goblin hut I went in. I probably should reflect on my action for now but that can wait. Main characters like me need to focus on what they do and provide fan service. And just now- for the third time, I snatched her lips with my mouth. Ahhh... This is awesome!!! "MHHHH???" Oh, it woke her up. How cute... She was so cute, that I couldn''t resist the instinct to wrap my body around her then something hard and hot touch my stomach. Eh? "Oneesama?" Eh... She- I mean, he hugged me back tightly as if he wanted me to be aware of his little sausage. "A-Are you okay?" Maybe, he was genderbent with some kind of magic but I''ll just find a way back to turn him back into a loli. "I had a dream where you died and after that a monster played around with me then-" "Shhh, it''s alright..." As some people say it, the D makes it better but I still have to return him. Then, I tittered before glomping him again as we enter our little heaven on this world.You could be reading stolen content. Head to the original site for the genuine story. Ahhh... My little angel you''re cute as fuck!!! "Oh, you two are up already?" A deadpan voice brought me back to the physical realm as I saw something I can only describe as a beautiful man wearing a tuxedo. His voice is familiar but it doesn''t go with his face. My loli suddenly hid below the bed sheet as if she had androphobia. "Who the hell are you again?" A dry laugh echoed through the weirdly spacious bed room. It was a bit creepy but there was a soothing rhythm to it. "Let''s Jazz..." A bunch of tentacles pop up from behind him as I quickly move to cover my loli with my body. Oh M''quasatibon, thou shall pry me treasure off me dead hands! "Y''arrrgh!" You might be my tentacle god but there''s no fucking way you will take him! "Oh, so this boy is important to you..." I''m not letting you skewer my little angel. "It is weird that I see you as a bishie but fuck you, you aren''t taking her." "Ah yes, I''m here to inform you that you leveled up 3 times already after you were retrieved by some novice adventurers and you only get 20% of your loot." What- Isn''t that just scamming? "What happened, why do I only get such a small cut from my killing spree? I killed those damn goblins!" "60 went to me while the other 20 is the reward for the people who rescued you. As expected of Solus'' little gang. They are too kind for their own good." "That reminds me, shouldn''t you be a mass of tentacles that kept dancing around happily? Why?" The tuxedo man sat on the bed before speaking again. "My blessing just grew stronger so you can see me differently. Also, I''m sorry for what I''ll say next." "Hah, as if something is worse than knowing that half your salary is given away..." "Shiva, that halfling you like so much..." Oh, so his name was Shiva... That''s new. "Yeah?" "He''s actually a boy since the very beginning." ... ... ... What? "Silly M''quasatibon, there''s no way my angel would be a cis male? Right, Shiva?" RIGHT? NO WAY, RIGHT? "Actually, I am..." Everything froze as I had let go of the warm hand of time. M''quasatibon''s words were like a tentacle of cruel and merciless intent. Go on young lady and you''ll might prove it false! Unfortunately, it was Shiva chan that said it. This is just evil. WHY WORLD, WHY MUST YOU BE SO CRUEL TO ME??? Chapter 5: [Q]The dick makes it better, right? [A]FUCK YOU "Actually, I am..." Shocked at the bomb that Shiva dropped, I stared at my tentacle monster slack-jawed, as I sort the swirling maelstrom of emotions within me. "The dick makes it better right?" "Agreed." And just like that, my emotions were sorted. E.Z. P.Z. le-monde squeezy. How hard was that? For normies, sure but I''m a main character after all. "Good, I was expecting this to turn into a whole chapter of you rejecting that very idea." "I know right?" M''quasatibon and I laughed out loud together before- "Ah, I still have to gamble for "cushions", see you kids later~!" The tuxedo man left the room like the wind as an impulse "Let''s go little Shiva!" And my angel was unveiled on his full glory with his dick making him better than fucking loli porn. Noticing the blanket was pulled just like that, Shiva flusters as he desperately tries to cover his body while closing his eyes.This story is posted elsewhere by the author. Help them out by reading the authentic version. "W-We''re still naked!" The spectacle before me was like the painting, "Birth of Venus" but with a cute loli trap instead. It was better than even Mona Lisa so fuck you, Leo Vincie! "Then, we get dressed. Simple as that!" "Oneesama needs a bit of shame..." "Shame could eat shit! I only dress in order not to attract horndogs." And so we dressed up and I still don''t know where we would go for the day... I guess we could go for a date if I have enough money from my killing spree. Shiva had no clothes so he wore my old brown summer dress from back then. It was pretty important to me as it''s the first thing I bought with my money on this world. Not to mention, he''s also wearing my loincloth. As expected this is good... She looks just like a doll, it''s like my ambition to get all cute girls into my harem is satisfied. "This feels a bit airy..." "No worries, you''ll get used to it." Outside the bedroom was the living room with a big table and four chairs. I haven''t really seen this place but this place looks pretty normal for a tentacle-monster''s den. And then I saw it: my pay and a letter below it. I hurried and checked inside the pouch and I counted 10 gold coins... Holy shit, that''s like enough to live luxuriously for 10 days! - or at least in peasant''s terms. I can go into 10 dates with this amount! My date for today is secured, HELL YEAH! And the next issue is the letter, let''s read it! Let''s see... "Dear miss Key, We only received gold because your Patron pushed it on us. It really feels bad to take it without your permission but we had no choice but to accept it. Lord Solus said it was fine but in the end, we just can''t do it... -Solus'' family" More cash is always good! "Oneesama''s smile looks rotten." "Don''t worry about that. More importantly, wanna go on a date?" Shiva''s face went red as he stares down at the floor. "A date, huh..." "It''s just another word for buying clothes and eating outside with somebody precious!"