《The Walking Calamity》


 Prologue

    (Hey guys, 1 here. 0 has to do exams for¡­ a few months -_- so, I¡¯m going to write this for a while without him D: So, if it¡¯s horrible¡­ blame him! It¡¯s not my fault that he¡¯s not here to keep me in check¡­ now, with that out of the way, here¡¯s the prologue. I really hope you like it :D)


    ¡°Where am I?¡± I thought as I looked around the void-like place I was in.


    ¡°What happened?¡± I questioned as I began to remember.


    ¡°I was hit by a car on my way home¡­ my name was Yamamoto¡­ why can¡¯t I remember my last name!?¡± I thought in worry.


    ¡°You can¡¯t remember your last name because it¡¯s useless. You¡¯re not going back there¡­ for at least a while¡± A man appeared, scaring the living shit out of me. His face was extremely disfigured¡­ half of his skin was missing and the skin left looked like the man was previously a supermodel or something. He was wearing a long black robe and white gloves.


    ¡°Who¡­ who are you?¡± I asked in confusion.


    ¡°I am Razakeel, the god of calamity¡­ and you are going to be my champion!¡± He said confidently¡­ or arrogantly¡­ eh, same thing.


    ¡°What if I refuse?¡± I asked¡­ and he laughed.


    ¡°Hahaha¡­ you can¡¯t¡± He said with a grin¡­ half grin.


    ¡°Wha- that¡¯s bullshit! You can¡¯t do that! I have rights¡± I shouted in anger.Unauthorized reproduction: this story has been taken without approval. Report sightings.


    ¡°I¡¯m a god. I can do what I want¡­ and, no. You don¡¯t¡± he replied calmly.


    ¡°...Fuck it, why me?¡± I asked.


    ¡°Well¡­ you know how you were hit by a car?¡± He asked.


    ¡°Yeah¡­¡± I answered.


    ¡°Well, after you were hit¡­ the car hit a lamp post. Which crashed into a truck full of oil. Causing it to crash and burn¡­ blowing up an entire street and killing the man who would¡¯ve cured several cancers and saved the life of a war hero in the future¡­ so, your death caused millions of deaths¡­ if that¡¯s not a calamity. I don¡¯t know what is... and that¡¯s why I chose you¡± He said with a smile.


    ¡°So¡­ my death¡­ killed¡­ millions¡± I said in sorrow.


    ¡°Yeah, but it¡¯s okay. The asshole driving the car also died¡± He said with a¡­ half smile.


    ¡°How is that okay!?¡± I shouted in response.


    ¡°Kid, it¡¯s not your fault. it¡¯s that assholes¡± He said.


    ¡°Then why didn¡¯t you grab that asshole instead?!¡± I asked in anger.


    ¡°Well¡­ my older sister Eritha, the goddess of justice sort of¡­ grabbed him, right as he died¡­ he sort of got grabbed by her¡­ instead of you. I was just a second late¡­ so I chose to grab you¡± He said.


    ¡°What!? That¡¯s not justice! That¡¯s the opposite of justice¡­ it¡¯s¡­ unjust!¡± I shouted.


    ¡°Hey, not everything is fair. Look at me.¡± He pointed at his face. ¡°This was because I made a single mistake and unleashed a monster upon a world¡­ a few hundred¡­ thousand years early!¡± He said.


    ¡°Fuck it! Just reincarnate me or whatever!¡± I said.


    ¡°Alright¡­ just have to seal your memories until you¡¯re sixteen¡± He said.


    ¡®Why?¡± I asked.


    ¡°So you won¡¯t have an advantage over the other ¡°heroes¡±... but, here¡¯s the fun thing¡­ you¡¯re not going to be a hero. You¡¯re my calamity¡­ my Walking Calamity¡± he said with a smile as the void took me.


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    ¡°Congratulations Ma¡¯am! It¡¯s a boy!¡± A man said joyfully.


    ¡°...Ma¡¯am, what are you going to name him?¡± The man asked.


    ¡°...¡± She didn¡¯t reply.


    ¡°Ma¡¯am? Are you okay?¡± He asked. As he checked her pulse.


    ¡°She¡¯s dead¡­¡± He said solemnly.


    ¡°So, looks like I should look after you for a while¡­ Yamato¡± He said with a weak smile as he took me into his arms.


    ¡°Waaaaaa~¡± I cried.