《The story of my new life as a sith in a star wars-isch universe》 Proulogue part 1 Darkness. All I could see was darkness. "I guess that¡äs it then. Death. And what a pathetic one at that." I sighed *Flash back I was out partying with my buddies, one of which I had a massive crush on, however I had no Illusions that he could accept my love for he was a homophobic asshole. Now you might be wondering why I would love someone like him. The answer is he was Incredible hot and had a nice character, if you were not gay that is. -Curse my luck. Right?I find the perfect guy and fall in love with him yet I cannot tell him I''m in love with him if I dont want to end up beaten by him.Really just my luck- Anyway we were at that party on the roof of the skyscraper - you see were this is going?- We were all drunk and I in my drunken stupidity told him about my feelings for him.This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there. And of course he flipped out and started cursing at me, questioning my every interaction with him. Honestly I was breaking down he was one of the pillars of my life and now that pillar and the support it provided was breaking down and threatening to crush me beneath its weight. It was devastating. I was desperatly trying to convince him to just let it go, to just forget, that I would never mention it again and that we could just continue to be friends, like we always have been. But nooooo! That asshole just started to hit me and then he pushed me - we were standing right at the goddamnd edge of the fucking roof - and he fucking pushed me! With a look of betrayal on my face I looked at him and what I saw terrified me he had a cold look on his face the look of a murderer watching his prey die. I knew he was a cruel person -I knew that-Yet I didn¡ät think he would be a cold blooded murderer. I could see by the look on his face that he still believed he did nothing wrong. And of course my death just had to be somthing stupid again: beneath the side of the sky scraper I was pushed down was a construction site with a lot of metal bars pointing into the sky and I just so happened to be impaled by one - through my god damn ass- I just couldn¡ät die a normal or somewhat dignified death. Nooooooo! it just had to be a metal spike through the asshole. God dammit I really hated my life at least the spike also went through my brain so that I didn¡ät suffer too much pain and humiliation. prologue part 2 Now you might be wondering: If you died then how can you tell us about it? The answer is... well ... I sorta/kinda was reincarnated. After my death I was suddenly floting in space. I could see the stars beatifully sparkling and a few planets slowly orbiting around a sun. It was a sight to beholde. It was breathtakingly beatifull. Suddenly a voice boomed through the surrounding space it seemed to come from every direction and frome none at the same time. It might have also been in my head. "I PITTY YOU!! THAT WAS QUIET THE SAD LIFE YOU LIVED!!" The mysterious voice boomed. To be honest I was kinda afraid because I didn¡ät know who this voice belonged to nor could I see anyone anywhere near me. However shortly after speaking a light condensed in front of me into what I could only assume to be the owner of the mysterious voice. After the light slowly faded away I could finaly see this mysterious person... well.. person might be the wrong word... for what stood in front of me was a... platypus -I know crazy right- I stared at it and blinked a few times. I closed my eyes took a deep breath and opend them to find out it was all an ill- nope it was still standing there curiously looking at me. " WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" It asked in it¡äs loud, booming, deep voice. "Oh for fucks sake stopp shouting so loud! It¡äs fucking irritaing and I¡äm getting a headache!" I snapped at it.The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. "Sorry. I¡äm just not used to having company. You¡äre the first mortal that has been here since a long time." It apologized to me. "Wait who was the last person that came here? and where exactly is here? And what are you? And is your name Perry? And..." I blurted out my great many questions in quick succession. "STOP!!!", It suddenly interrupted me," One question after the other. And how do you know my name?" "Wait your name is actually Perry?" "Yes so how do you know it?" "Well... that wasn¡ät actually a serious question. You see in my world there was a popular children show where one of the main characters was a paltypus named Perry." "That sounds interesting. I haven¡ät gotten auround to watching that particular show yet. Ok now you may ask your questions one at a time." "Ok what are you?" "Can¡ät you tell? I¡äm a platypus. But I¡äm guessing that¡äs not what you mean. Correct?" It asked "Yes!" I replied. "Well I would be something you would call a god. Also can you stopp caling me `it` inside your head I¡äm female." It/SHE answered. " So I¡äm assuming you can read my thougths?" "Indeed I can" "Okay. Then were are we?" I asked my next question. "We are inside a special dimension. The images it depictes are coming from inside your soul and represent your soul. And I must say your soul is incredible beatifull." She replied "Well thank you. Then who was the last person to visit you?" "Hmm. I think his name was Jeff. He -I think wasn¡ät from your planet- united all the different races on his world and created the migthies empire to ever rule over his world. Shortly after he was assasinated by his wife as she wanted the throne for herselfe. She was however unfitted to rule and shortly after Jeffs death the empire colapesed and civil war broke out. I offered him the chance to reincarnate but he declined saying `I¡äve had enough of living can¡ät you just freez my soul for a million years or something?` So I froze his soul." She told me. " Why am I here?" I asked my last question. "I wanted to offer you the same as Jeff. A new chance. A new life." She responded "I accept! So how is this going to work? Do I have some say in where my next life is going to be and what in what situation I¡äm born or is it going to be random?" I inquired. "Well for your first time I¡äm going to personaly guied you. After that you will be assited by a sytem I¡äm going to creat." She answered. "So in what kind of univers do you want to live?" "Well what options do I have?" "There are pretty much all universes you can imagine like a naruto or one piece or star wars or fantasy universe pretty much every novel, manga and movie universe that has ever been created is an option." "Then I choose..." Prologue part 3 again "I choose you star wars universe" I proudly proclaimed while pointing into the distance. "Haha! Ok then during what time periode would you like to be born?" She chuckled at my over bearing display "I''d like to start during the old republic timeline. But can you make it an alternative universe were the futire is not allready predetermined? And do I have any say in as what I''m going to be born as or is it all going to be random?" I inquiered "You may of course let everything be decided by luck. But of course you can also designe everything as you see fit. Later the abilities you choose will cost points wich you''ll earn trough achievements you gain during your live. Because the system isn''t up and running yet I''ll let you just tell me what you want and I''ll edit your new body to match your desires. As this is your first time I''ll explain to you how this will work only your abilities will cost you points later on you can also choose to fuse an abilitie from one of your lifes with your soul - if you do this that abilitie will stay with you in every future life and the price will be multiplied. So then tell me what you want." She explained. "Okay then here I go... I want to be a sith pureblood and the son of an important familie in the sith empire.Support the creativity of authors by visiting Royal Road for this novel and more. I want to be able to learn and use every kind of force abilitie. I want a Midi-chlorian count of 50.000. I want to...." "Hold on a moment 50.000 Midi-chlorians??? Don''t you think that is a little, tiny teensy-weensy bit over powered? I mean come on... even Anakin Skywalker ONLY had 20.000! And he was the chosen one." She interrupted my shoping spree. "Of course I''m sure! It wouldn''t be a good life if I were to weak so that I could be squashed by every strong individual I come across! Therefore I have to be the strongest or at least the most potential." I reasond "*sigh* If that is what you wish! But I still think that would be boring but it''s your life... so what else do you want?" She grumbeled So I continued "I want the force related skills and the Midi-chlorians soul fused. I want an extremly strong body that is fully functional. And I want an almost infinite inventory. And I wan.." "Sorry to inzerrupt your shoping spree again but why NEAR infinite? Why not infinite?" She interrupted me again. "Well I thought an infinite inventory might break the system your going to create!" I answered her. "You are right! It probably would cause some glitches or bugs. It''s just that normaly I wouldn''t have expected you to be so considerate." "Well but of course my fair lady!" -I always wanted to say something idiotic like that. "Hahaha! Well then lets move on!" She chuckled. "However I''ve got places to be so ...I''ll give you... Let''s say 12 more wishes -soul fusing will be an extra wish. Of course you don''t need to spend all your wishes now and can save them for another reincarnation." "Okay then... I want two special kyber cristals for my ligthsabers; A special armour that can withstand laser attacks And maybe a few holocrons with force or combat techniques recorded in them. And most important of all I want an internet connection." I stated my final wishes. "Of course the internet connection will not require a wish for if you have once lived in a world with it living without it would be like torture. As for the armour, the cristals and the holocrons... I''m feeling generous right now so I''m only going to charge you three wishes for those instead of one wish for every single object. So do you have anything particular in mind?" She asked "No just suprise me." I responded "Okay then. Good luck and have fun! Oh I hope you won''t mind me watching you from time to time?" "I wouldn''t exactly be able to stop you, now would I?" "I supose you would not." After saying this she hit the floor with her tail and I was again embraced by darkness. But unlike deaths cold embrace this darkness was warm... From the womb into life In the warm darkness I could hear a constant deep resounding beat Thump! Thump! It was calming cuppled with the warmth I became sleepy again and my consciounsness drifted of into the dark void of sleep. The next time I awoke I was getting shifted and shoved through the darkness. This continued for a while until I could see a light. The light came closer and closer. And then it started to hurt and my head got squeezed. It was quiet painfull.(obviously) No wonder babies cry when they are born! And suddenly I was in the light. After the comfortable warmth the cold air was shocking. The cold, the blinding light stabing into my eyes and my hurting head urged me to cry. I however was a stubbern one and had been in my last life aswell so I fought back the tears and tried to force a smile onto my face. "The first one is a boy my Lady." An emotionless robotic voice said. "His name shall hence forth be Straite Varm! Let''s hope he will be as tough when he grows up as he pretendes ro be now." A melodic and charming voice- who I guessed to be my mothers- sounded.This story originates from a different website. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there. The robot holding me presented me to her soon after. And I must say I am quiet lucky to have such a beatyfull mother -she had long, soft-looking, black, straight hair a symetrical face, sharp eyebrows, high cheekbones, four short, ring adorned tentacles hanging from her chin, golden coloured eyes with blood red edging and beautifull dark red skin- even if my father was looking like a hut I couldn''t possibly be ugly. Hey hold on a moment STRAITE! FUCKING STRAITE? Don''t tell me my mother just named me Straite! Well that''s ironic! Let''s hope that my sibling gets a name equally worse to mine. "It''s another boy my Lady." The medi-bot anounced. " His name shall hence forth be Jazen Varm! ''Oooohhhhhh great! Why does my brother get to have a cool name like Jazen while I have to be Straite! ( Pun intended ) Couldn''t my mother have named him Gay or something? At least that name would match mine a lot better. "Now go and get my weakling of husband in here!" Mother ordered the droid. The droid left the room and shortly after the door opened again to let a handsome middleaged man with bushy eybrows, a sharp chin, high cheekbones, golden eyes, short black hair, two chin tentacles and dark red skin in. "You called me Ellona?" Who I presumed to be my father asked. "Yes Thomas! Now get in here and test their Midi-chlorian count and you better pray it''s not worse than mine because of your weak genes! If Darth Tarion wasn''t your father and if I didn''t need the alliance with him to stabalize my position as a council member I would have never married a weakling like you!" Mother shouted. Father quickly obeyed her order and went to check my brothers Midi-chlorian count "IT''S OVER 9000!" my father screamed "HOW MUCH OVER 9000 AND DON''T YOU DARE SCREAM AT ME!!!" my morher shouted in return "Sorry it''s 14369 to be precise!" "Well you seem to be able to at least produce acceptable children. Now tell me Straites count!" Mother ordered He walked over to me and took a blood sample from me. His eyes widened from suprise and shock at seeing the result of the test. "TELL ME HOW. MANY. MIDI-CHLORIANS. DOES. HE. HAVE?" bellowed my mother "........ Well ........... It''s..........." Tentacles and the force "Well what is his Midi-chlorian count?" Mother asked. "..... Well.. It''s. .. Sorry! There must have been a mistake in the calculation. I''m gonna test him again real quick!" My father stammered. "Hurry the fuck up then!" "Y..yes dear" he nervously replied and took another sample of my blood. " FUCK HOW CAN THIS BE? IT''S UMNATURAL!" Father screamed upon seeing the same result "DO NOT MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF THOMAS! FOR THE LAST TIME WHAT. IS. HIS. FUCKING. MIDI-CHLORIAN COUNT?" Mother shouted greatly anoyed by dads antics. He paled visibly and quickly answered mother "The test says its 50.000" the number he whispered so that I almost didn''t hear him. The scowl on mothers face deepned upon hearing this. "You know what happens when you lie to me? Or did you forget last time when you tried hiding Leeadras potential?Reading on this site? This novel is published elsewhere. Support the author by seeking out the original. Do I need to reminde you?" Mother asked and shot forth force lightning from the tip of her fingers. "AAAAHHHH!!!!!" Father screamed in agony as the lightning hit him while squirming on the ground. "Hmpf! You weakling can''t even withstand a bit of force lightning. Now tell me Straites Midi-chlorian count!" Mother sneered "I..I''m sorry Ellona but it''s the truth! Look at the result!" Father stammered and showed mother the hologram of the test result. "... ... Oh my!" Mother whispered while covering her mouth with a hand "Well aren''t you a special one my dear little Straite? Don''t you worry my precious little boy, momy will make you strong. Stronger than anybody else so that you can help me my little sunshine" mother adressed me -with a completly different attitude even her voice was diferent where before she had a cold tone she now sounded like a loving mother- personaly for the first time since my birth while cardeling me in her arms - my little brother was still being held by the medi-bot that delivered us-with a strange glimer in her eyes; her face coming steadly closer to me until she was so close her tentacles were touching my face. And I of course did what any baby would do I looked her in the eye deadserious and then I bit her tentacles. For a moment she just looked puzzeled into my eyes than she started screaming and cursing and then she threw me -with a lot of power I might add mother was by no means weak I would go as far as to say she was extremly strong- yes you heared right my own mother threw me (away) not even an hour after I was born. It was not something I would want to repeat. Don''t get me wrong the flying part was fun and I was giggling while saling through the air; I just didn''t like the fact that it suprised me and that there was no planed or safe landing.- So there I was flying through the air of the -thank god- quiet large room. In my predicament I tryed reaching for the force trying to slow or stop my fall. It was actualy pretty easy for me to achieve -I guess I have to thank my choise of such an over powered Mid(Midi-chlorian) count for that- So I reached for the force and used it to alter my direction and slow my flying speed. I was aming for my father and slamed into his body -while he was waiting with wide spred arms to catch me- causing him to fall onto his back. Yet I could not feel a thing. As soon as we landed I grabed his tentacles and put them into my mouth again and started to suck them while looking at his face. "Now, now! Straite please don''t bite the tentacles they are very sensitiv to pain as you might have noticed by your mothers reaction!" Father said smiling down at me while stroking my head. By his calming stroking I slowly fell asleep again. But not before hearing my mother tell my dad: " We will never speak about this again! Do you understand? " I however knew that the security camera had recorded it and I was going to get myselfe a copy of that. My first slaves (time skipp part 1) Time skip what happened during the first few years of my life: Shortly after my birth mother decided to have all the droids, wich were present during our birth, melted down. It was to protect me and my brother and herself. Aparently it was quiet common for sith to try and kill or steal the childen of other sith if they were powerfull enough to be a threat or young enough to train them properly and have them be your loyal servants. Aparently my mother was a practitioner of said practice aswell. Because of this we got another sibling this time a female sith pureblood as old as me and my brother. I was starting to think that mother was a racist. All personall in our massive Villa on Dromund Kaas were either robots or slaves of other races there were even two twi''lek sith slaves (both female). I was wondering how she managed to get sith as slaves, so I asked her: If you spot this tale on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation."Mom?" "Yes, sunshine?" (She started calling me sunshine after she saw my MIDI count) "I thought sith were the strongest beings in the universe?" "Oh they are sunshine! What makes you question this?" "If sith are the strongest then how come those two sith are our slaves?" "Pha! Those two don''t deserve to be called sith! They are alien scum and chose enslavement instead of death. No real sith would ever let himselfe be imprisoned or enslaved, they would rather die!" Mother got louder during her hate speach against the two slaves. Her voice dripping with disdain made the two twi''leks cower in fear. (she''s definitely racist) "How do you control them? And can I have them? Pretty pretty please?" I asked mother while trying my best at the puppy eyes. "Stopp that you know I cant resist that! Oh ok! Fine you can have them! They fear pain and death so the slave collar is set to cause them extrem pain where it is almost imposible for them to do more then lying twitching on the ground. Here you go. But don''t you break them! They may be scum but it was not easy to train them this well!" She said and handed me the controler for the collars. So I took the two twi''leks -their skin colour was a deep ocean blue while their eyse were a muddy brown colour if you wondered- with me and asked them their names. They were called Amuthugiy and Jomjura and apparently mother had made them her slaves when they were still very young, put the slave collar on them and trained them in combat -hand-to-hand and ligthsaber combat- and to fear the pain.(I wont go into too much deatail on the training as it was quiet disturbing to hear and I would have definitely not told my child about such horrendous acts) They were stolen children of another sith. She was -according to mother- very strong but neither powerfull enough to protect her famaly on her own nor had she any strong backing. So mother killed her, her husband, her household and took her three children. -There was as you may have guessed another twi''lek the only male of the triplets, but he was killed after disobeying mother and trying to protect his two sisters. And so here I am with two new twi''lek toys to play and have fun with.