《The soul-ceror》 Those gankers had to kill me in real life as well as the game!?! As I sat in my chair staring at the infamous dark souls "YOU DIED" screen practically spraying spit like a fire hose with the amount of profanity I was screeching. I somehow heard the sound of something falling behind me so as I turned I came face to face with the barrel of a gun. While I was staring at the gun the man in question holding it decided to quit being rude and speak "o-okay so your gonna show me where you keep all your valubles and no one gets hurt" he said it very nevously. I decided to speak back to him because i wanted to be a douchebag even if I was going to die "well now that''s just rude. I''m offended by your rudeness". *BANG*as I looked down at the hole in my lung in shock I looked at the shocked wimp who was my killer and uttered my final words on the mortal world, "How*cough* fucking rude",but then I realized that the bullet didn''t kill me immediatly and now I was quickly bleeding out in my chair while giving the fucking asshole in front of my a glare cold enough to freeze over hell. After about a minute of glaring, dimming vision and regrets of dying a virgin I finally sat back in my chair and diedThe narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings. In which the Paledrake is curious once again. The first thing I saw when I awoke was pitch blackness. I already knew I was dead, mostly because I''m pretty sure the human brain is incapable of recreating the feeling of being shot. I didn''t really feel anything g it sorta just felt like you were in water, but it wasn''t water it was a weird feeling. I was beginning to get bored when I noticed a small flame just floating in front of me. I could really tell what it was but it looked somewhat familiar. At first I thought I might be about to get sent to a fantasy as a good cgapion for some stupid reason. But then I noticed what it reminded me of, it was a soul. A boss soul from the game dark souls, I couldn''t tell who''s boss soul it was because it was so small but then for some reason or another the small flame decided to do a 180¡ã and go from calm to blowing up in my face. I tried to scream but due to still having no lungs I settled for screeming in my head. ''OH GOD FIRE SHIT PUT IT...out?'' I realized the fire wasn''t doing anything except becoming compressed again into a somewhat bigger soul which I realized was a GODDAMNED LORDS SOUL FRAGMENT?!? My brain first thought then was ''well if it''s the four Kings then I''m gonna get utterally fucked in the asshole but if it''sSeath~? Basedoff of all the dark souls fanfiction I''ve read should have somehow made his soul immortal and always being reincarnated? Does that mean I''ll be reincarnated with his soul!? HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME! Sadly my thoughts were cut off by what sounded like what would happen if a snake human hybrid somehow gained sentience. "Anoother ssstraaay sssoull?"the soul which I now figured out was the genocidal paledrake himself? "Hoow loong hasss it been~ ssincce I''ve lassst been able to talk to another creature?"considering all the weird shit that''s been happening this far I decide to see if I could tell my thoughts to be said out loud. "Hello glowy fire thing?" Surprisingly my shit idea worked so decided to ask the dragon some questions "Do you mind explaining what the ever loving FUCK is going on?"This novel is published on a different platform. Support the original author by finding the official source. Magic snek buddy "BY GWYN''S GREAT GOLDEN BEARD!?"Was the first thing Seath''s soul said using to my surprise a somewhat funny replacement to ''SWEET FUCKING BABY JESUS'' "A soul of a creature that can talk back when I talk to it?! THIS ISAMAZING! Somehowmy ears were ringing even though I still had none. I thought for a second and my first thought was that I probably shouldn''t reveal I know who he is. "Ah..yes Mr. glowy fire orb...thing?" I said acting confused "Yesss my dear fellow ssoull?"he said with his steryotypical snake lisp coming back "Do you mind explaining what''s going on? Where am I and what the fuck are you?" I asked him a little bit of anger slipping into my voice. Thoughts? Thought-voice? I didn''t know what to call it. "Oh yess your probably very confused about your current...circumstancess. the main thing is if your here it means your dead, pretty self explanatory thing. The second thing is that this is the void a dreary, depressing and overall boring place you, and I have ended up in somehow." He said in his little speech to me "Well that''s cool and all but how and why did I end up here? Also I don''t think I ever got your name?" I asked once again "my name is Seath" ''fucking called it'' "since I have no reason to hide it from you I was conducting a experiment a few...years? Millennia? I don''t know how long I''ve been in this Izalith dammed abyss for but I hate it! Anyways the experiment would in theory permanently attach my memories to my soul. I never knew if it worked I would only know when I died but apparently it did work because because I''m stuck here...forever. OH almost forgot I have absolutely no idea how you got here with your memories intact."Seath finished his rather long speech after a few minutes. "couldn''t you like? I don''t know attach yourself to another creatures soul?" I ask Seath"I already tried that but for some reason, somehow I need to get permission from the soul. Except all the souls are STUPID FUCKING ANIMALS I CANT TAL-wait"he says cutting himself off midsentence suddenly I get a bad feeling ''while do feel like if Seath had a face he would be giving me a pedophiles grin?''i say slightly scared "your not animal. You can get us both out of here when you reincarnate"Seath says creepily "you can get ME out of here" he says slowly drifting closer to me "if your trying to intimidate me into letting you attach yourself to me I''m giving you permission." I say sounding bored even though Seath REALLY scares me. "Marvelous! Now just stay still and let me attach myself to you, it should be relatively painless"Seath says " relatively?" I ask getting scared again. When suddenly I attacked by pain that actually want that bad "oh yeah your right that only felt like a bee sting" I say becoming less worried "well it looks like we just gotta wait for me to reincarnate" I say while metaphorically tapping my foot. "....this is gonna take a while isn''t it?" "yes most likely"seath says answering my question.This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there. Le Reincarnation "I spy with my little eye" "Seath no stop it there''s nothing here" i say to Seath for the 50th time. Me and Seath have been stuck in the void for about two weeks...I think? I still can''t tell time for shit here. Seath has been teaching me pretty much all he knows about sorcery without actually demonstrating with real spells, he said he''ll teach me when I reincarnate! Apparently sorcery works by forcefully ejecting bits of collected soul energy out, solidifying or crystalizing it and launching it forward with a very strong telekinesis. The stronger a magic is the more dense, fast and strong it is like the crystal soul spear, but apparently only some of his be worlds histories strongest sorcerors (besides him and other gods) could even do more than one at a time without imploding from the amount of telekinesis it requires to work. That kinda spooked me there, ''implosion? I guess I won''t be doing this dark souls style I''ll actually have to train instead of simply soul upgrading myself'' I think getting slight sad ''or maybe I''ll be born with the dark sign that would be cool but also suck with the memory loss and...becoming a sausage'' I think with a shiver going down my non-existent spine. "So seath how much longer do you think we will be stuck in this edgy fucking place?" I ask tiredly not being able to sleep for a week does that to you " I''m not to sure but every other soul I''ve seen come here has never stayed longer that two weeks at a time. But never less then a least a week...I think? I hate this place can''t tell the fucking time." Seath says mumbling that last part but not working very well since we''re technically saying our thoughts aloud. "What do you think we should do when we reincarnate? I think we should try and practice my sorcery when I''m able" I say contemplating my actions when I am reborn"I''m not sure we will probably be born as a human or a human like species. So we probably won''t be ab--do you feel that?! OH JOY I FINALLY BE OUT OF THIS IZALITY DAMNED PLACE"Seath yelled in joy "ow...What did you feel exactly are we getting out of this god dned place?" I asked not a small amount of joy slipping in my thought-speech "God? Who''s that? I''ll ask later anyways yes we are, I can feel the void pulling on our souls getting ready to shit us out like one of those boars I used to protect my archive with. Wait what, I didn''t know I had an archive? Eh this place probably made me forget millennia ago".''hopefully he forgets about god too I don''t want to think obout that shit fest. No wait if Seath is real doesn''t that make god real aswell?! Well then that explain why God is such a cunt he''s from dark souls'' I finished my thoughts ''ever since I accepted that soul merge my...our soul. Looked like if a grand chapions soul from dark souls three and a lords soul fragment mixed. It had this soothing glow to it like it could make my worries go away ''that explains why everyone loved gwyn this was a peice of HIS soul afterall''. Don''t ask how I got a grand chapions soul maybe it had something to do with the games somehow. While I am thinking to myself I neglect to notice Disney''s trademark evil green below me forming a portal I''m pulled from my internal questions by Seath trying to get my attention "Hey you fucking imbecile the portals here! Get ready for a probably painful rebirth!""wait whaaaaAAAHHH WHY IS THIS PORTAL SO PAINFUL!!?!" "I DONT FUCKING KNOW JUST PULL THROUGH THE FUCKING PAIN!!"Seath yells at me. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"we kept screaming because we had no lungs to stop us from screaming and we only stopped about a minute after I realized the pain was gone. "WHAT IS THIS TOMFUCKERY?!? WHY ARE WE STILL IN A VOID?!?" I telepathically yelled at Seath "We are not in a void stupid. We are in a fucking womb..ugh disgusting"he replied back "wait...so more fucking waiting? Fuck it I''ll be fine with another week or two as long as I''m not a deformed abomination." And so there was more waitingUnauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings. Le Rebirth "So Seath, what were you before you die?" '' he''s probably been waiting for me to ask this'' "If what you mean to ask is what species I was, I can tell you I was a...dragon..." "Seath you sound sad what''s wrong? Did all the other dragons bully you?" I obviously knew what was wrong but I still didn''t want Seath suspicious of me. I would still have to tell him eventually though. "Yes I was a...deformed dragon. An abomination in the eyes of my once brethren. I was a dragon born without scales. The scales that gave the everlasting dragons immortality. They hated each other, They hated the Giants that eventually became the God''s and they ESPECIALLY hated me!" ''jesus that''s actually really fucking sa'' "so I helped the God''s drive them to exticntion and developed my own immortality!" Seath said in a disturbingly joyful voice "damn...wait why didn''t you just kill or disable a couple by ramming soul spear down their throats to show you weren''t weak?" I responded to his genocidal pastime "..." "..." "..." "i hadn''t even created sorceries then you fucking idiot. I told you this."Unauthorized reproduction: this story has been taken without approval. Report sightings. "oh...well sorry Seath. And I wanna ask you something are you separated from me? Are we speaking in the same head or telepathically? Because I think I just noticed that I have a tail and that it keeps hitting something that seems fluffy." "ifyou are asking if we will be born twins then youare right we are separate and to be born together as twins. I''ll miss the fact that I could fly but it seems that I get to keep a bit of what I was and you get to gain a bit more of-what were you again? I was a human. oh yes you were weren''t you? It must''ve been horrible being a human your kind never seems to get anywhere." "actually since I was born on a different planet as you humans we''re the only sentient specie''s. It may sound nice but because there was no reason to unite we were constantly fighting. The worst war on my planet, which was called Earth by the way, was world war 2 over 16 million died. "world war 2?! So there was a first one? How do you kill 16 million with Spears and bows that was almost the population of Anor Londo in it''s prime." "i will tell you later it seems that we are being born. I can feel pressure and it suddenly got very cold from possible water breakage." ''i say noticing the sudden lack of warmth'' "your right it seems we are being born hopefully it''s not very painful. Cutting the umbilical cord is probably gonna be bad though." ''Seath say''s with an invisible grimance'' "Oh god! I can''t even describe the feeling it''s so weird and new. Jesus it disgusting ugh." "ooh yeah it''s like a weird full body massage. Mmhh oh yes." "Seath I have no words for how weirded out I am..." ''i replied disgusted'' "Congrats Lady Keimer! Two beautiful Draconian son''s!" ''draconian? Uh...I guess Seath will be happy? I''m certainly not sad about it.'' The chapter stuff happens maybe And then the doctor slapped my scaly tailed ass. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" I pretty much screeched. ''Damn asshole!...Tailhole?'' I though both angry and confuzzled. I think the doctor noticed I was breathing rather shallow. "Oh can I see my babies" I heard what I presumed to probably be my mother considering what she said. I was still crying a little bit but I was still pretty loud so I wasn''t able to glare at the doctor, but when my mother held me and Seath I cold FEEL the love radiating off of her, which seemed to instantly calm me down. Seath was staring are looking rather smug for a scaly faced baby. If anything he actually looked a lot more like kobolds if they were bigger and fancier. Actually I think I may be half kobold half dragon, that is if kobolds even exist here. "Oh their so adorable, I wanna just gobble them up like a carnen." A what? It''s probably something from this world. I attempted to do anything other than turn my head and blink and I ended up with a painfully cute "Buh" which just seemed to increase my mother''s already immense love radiating from her. "Oh can you hold Dren for me I want to see Seath before they go to bed?" Dren? Thats not a bad name, seems like something you could name a human but it would be slightly weird but guess it''s normal for...whatever I am I don''t believe I''m actually a draconian I would look more badass instead of cute.The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings. As I''m handed off to a servant I decide to try and take a baby nap considering I was just born and it''s pretty tiring for some reason. Probably because I''m not constantly get fed through a umbilical cord. ''I think of strange things'' I thought aloud ''yes you do'' Seath thought back as I drifted to sleep in the servants arms
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It''s been about a month since I''ve been reborn in this world, still don''t know what it''s called though. Me and Seath have gotten much closer now that we can can actually do stuff together. "Oh Dren? What are you doing to Seath?" And here comes our mother ''oh yay mother has come to save me from your tailed butt'' Seath said from beneath me. ''well it''s certainly not my fault your such a comfy chair'' I said as our mom picked me up off Seath. "Den you can''t be mean to your little brother. Even if you two were born together as twins, Seath was still born after you." Oh you can be sure I will use this fact a lot on Seath. A''lso we''re twins? Why didn''t you tell me that Seath?'' ''because I didn''t know we are twins either Dren.'' ''We should have asked each other what we look like shouldnt we have?'' ''Yes we probably should have. But we can do it later because right now it doesn''t matter until we are older.'' Seath said as he went to sleep in our mothers arm. ''Yea okay g''night Seath'' ''G''night'' Seath replied as we went to sleep. Rewrite. Okay so titke of chapter says it all. A rewrite. For all of my ten followers the story will be almost completely changed in plot but will start relatively the same. But he will stay as a kobold. Also Seath will not be here. I do not know when I will start the rewrite but I probably will (eventually) start it. I need 500 words so let''s see what''s in my paste option.
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