《Unlimited Wishes. (Re-write)》 Prologue My name is Vincent Heflin, I¡¯m 6¡¯5, have dark hair, brown eyes, a small scar across the left eye and I have a slight stubble. I¡¯m sixteen and I¡¯m quite athletic, this is my story. ___________________________ Today I was walking home from one of my friend¡¯s places, and all of a sudden it started to rain. ¡°Aw, fuck¡­ first I lost most of my money betting and now it¡¯s fucking raining, today is the best fucking day ever¡± (Vincent) I said, sarcastically, as I walked along the sidewalk and Isuddenly felt a large amount of pain rush through my body. ¡°AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!¡± (Vincent) ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ ¡°Where¡­ where am I?¡± (Vincent) I said, scared. ¡°You have nothing to worry about, dude¡± (???) I heard a bored voice behind me, so I turned around to see¡­ an average looking guy in a black shirt and jeans¡­ sitting on a beanbag¡­ presumably playing games on his phone¡­ ¡°Who the fuck are you supposed to be?¡± (Vincent) I said, confused and angry at the same time. ¡°God¡­ just god¡± (God?) He said with a bored voice. ¡°Well, if you¡¯re god, then I¡¯m fucking buddha!¡± (Vincent) I said in a mocking tone. *ZAP* ¡°AAAAH!!!¡± (Vincent) A bolt of red lightning appeared out of the god''s fingertip and hit me in the foot, causing me to scream in pain. ¡°That enough for you?¡± (God) He said, going straight back to his phone.Stolen story; please report. ¡°What the fuck was that!!!???¡± (Vincent) I said, scared shitless. ¡°-sigh- Fuck it, you were summoned here by random¡­ I was hoping for a babe¡­ -sigh- you get one wish, choose wisely¡± (God) He said, in a completely bored tone. ¡®Wait, did he say wish?... if I could have a wish¡­ fire hands¡­ no¡­ that cool lightning thing? Nah¡­ oh! I got it!¡¯ (Thoughts) I walked in front of god and said: ¡°Unlimited wishes¡± (Vincent) He unhesitantly replied with: ¡°Sure¡± (God) ¡°Wait, really!?¡± (Vincent) I said, shocked. ¡°Yeah, you can have¡­ unlimited wishes? FUCK!!!¡± (God) God suddenly jumped from his beanbag and shouted. ¡°Ah!¡± (Vincent) His sudden actions startled me. ¡°Fuck! I let him have the power of gods!... take it back, now!¡± (God) God said, sounding scared. ¡°What? No!¡± (Vincent) I replied. ¡°Shit, shit, shit, shit! Dad¡¯s gonna be so fucking mad¡­ wait, if I can just cover it up¡­¡± (God) God said as a menacing grin appeared on his face, and I instantly shouted: ¡°I wish, that you cannot harm me, directly or not!¡± (Vincent) When I said that, a bright light appeared and disappeared instantly. ¡°What¡­ what did you do!!!???¡± (God) God shouted at me, in a furious tone. ¡°I¡­ wished that you wouldn¡¯t attack me¡­¡± (Vincent) He looked at me, speechless and then said: ¡°A¡­ a wish shouldn¡¯t be able to affect a god¡­ what the hell happened?!¡± (God) When he said that, I, still curious said: ¡°What do you mean, ¡°shouldn¡¯t be able to affect a god?¡±...¡± (Vincent) ¡°It means what you think it means¡­ I have to look into this¡± (God) God said as he paced around muttering. ¡°So¡­ can I leave now?¡± (Vincent) I asked, slightly worried. ¡°Fine, but I¡¯ll be keeping an extremely close eye on you. Okay?¡± (God) He said, keeping his slightly angry tone. ¡°Okay, I just want to go home¡­ might try something out with the power, you know¡­ experiment¡± (Vincent) I said, nonchalantly. ¡°Okay, cool¡­ and if you want to experiment anywhere¡­ just come back here, I quite enjoy the company¡­ when the companies not a douchebag¡­¡± (God) He said, equally nonchalantly. ¡°Cool¡­I have to admit... this is getting a bit awkward¡­ so if you could send me back¡­¡± (Vincent) I said. ¡°Yeah, sure!¡± (God) God said, slightly happy for... some reason. And then, the same pain that brought me here, brought me back to where I originally was. ¡°So, what to do with this new power¡± (Vincent) I said, happily as I walked back home. ¡®What should I wish for? Maybe something impossible¡­ like snow in the Philippines, no¡­ that sounds pointless¡¯ (Thoughts) ------------- The end XD Chapter 1: Servant It¡¯s been a few hours since I¡¯ve gained the magnificent power of¡­ unlimited wishes, and I began experimenting. ¡°I wish for¡­ a glass of water¡± (Vincent) I said, and a light came out of nowhere and disappeared almost as quickly as it appeared, and a glass of water was just sitting where the light previously was. ¡°Shit, this is pretty fucking cool!¡± (Vincent) I said, excited. ¡°...What else could I create¡­ what about a living being¡­¡± (Vincent) I said as I took a few seconds to mentally prepare myself for¡­ anything and said: ¡°I wish for a¡­ servant, to listen to my every order, but also treat me as a friend, and make it completely random...¡± (Vincent) As I said that, a thing that looked like a pile of flesh and bones, came out of the ground. Then a strange metal box appeared out of nowhere, and the flesh was put into the metal box, once it was inside, smoke came out of the box from the bottom, and after around five minutes a person came out. The person was a male, with light silver hair, he was around 6''1 in height, he had light blue eyes and was quite handsome, but had a big scar across his left cheek and a passive frowning face. He was also quite skinny compared to the average person, but his legs looked like they''ve been used a lot. his hair also covered his left eye showing his scarred right cheek to people¡­ probably to intimidate them, he was also wearing a white hoodie with the hood down and some light blue jeans, with black sneakers on¡­ then he spoke: ¡°Hello there, sir, my name is Alexander Virtulion, I am sworn to protect your life, no matter the cost.¡± (Alexander) He said as he bowed down on one knee. His voice was rough and he seemed to smoke, a lot¡­ it was admittedly, somewhat intimidating. ¡°Oh¡­ uh, thanks?¡± (Vincent) I said, somewhat confused. ¡°Sir, are you okay?¡± (Alexander) He said, worry evident on his face. ¡°I¡¯m fine, just stop calling me sir, call me by my name, Vincent¡­ or Vince¡­ whatever works for you¡± (Vincent) I said, casually. ¡°Oh, um¡­ okay, Vince¡­ just call me Alex¡± (Alex) He said, awkwardly¡­ it seems like he isn¡¯t really used to conversation¡­ weird. ¡°Okay, so¡­ wanna see something cool?¡± (Vincent) I said, bored. ¡°Okay¡­¡± (Alex) He said, shyly. ¡°I wish for¡­ the power to teleport¡± (Vincent) As I said that, a bright light hit me¡­ then the immense pain from the summoning came back and¡­ I will admit, I screamed in pain. ¡°AAAAAAAAH!!!¡± (Vincent) ¡°SIR!¡± (Alex) Alex shouted, worried. ¡°I¡¯m¡­ I¡¯m okay¡­ just¡­ hurts¡­ a lot¡± (Vincent) I said as I fell to the ground, passing out. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ¡°Ah¡­ fuck, my head!¡± (Vincent) I said, getting up, as I rubbed my head, I saw Alex reading a book and waved to him, catching his attention. ¡°Ah, sir!... Vince!¡± (Alex) When Alex saw me, he jumped like he saw a ghost. ¡°How long have I been unconscious?¡± (Vincent) I asked, slightly annoyed by the drilling pain in my head. ¡°Around¡­ a week¡± (Alex) Alex said, nonchalantly as he went back to the book he was reading. ¡°Oh, fine¡­ wait, a week!?¡± (Vincent) ¡°Yeah, not that bad¡­ is it?¡± (Alex) Right, he doesn¡¯t have common sense¡­ good thing that I usually ditch school¡­ or people would get suspicious¡­ or worried, well¡­ guess I¡¯ll just go tomorrow. ¡°So, what time is it?¡± (Vincent) I asked Alex as I walked to the kitchen to make a cup of coffee. ¡°10:38 AM¡± (Alex) Alex said, checking the digital clock next to him. ¡°Okay, so¡­ I¡¯m gonna go to Maccas, wanna come?¡± (Vincent) I said, nonchalantly as I walked to my closet, to get dressed. ¡°Yes, sir¡­ Vincent, want me to drive you?¡± (Alex) He said, happily. ¡°You have a car?¡± (Vincent) I asked, surprised. ¡°No¡± (Alex) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ¡­A case of theft: this story is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation. ¡­ ¡­ We stole a car. The cops are after us. Alex is laughing. There¡¯s a guy in the back, pissing himself. I¡¯m laughing. ¡°Dude, why did we do this!?¡± (Vincent) I said, obviously amused by the situation. ¡°I have no idea! But, it was goddamn fun!¡± (Alex) Alex replied, still laughing. ¡°HELP!!!¡± (Guy in the back) The guy in the back was screaming for help. ¡­ Here¡¯s what happened. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ¡°So, what¡¯re we gonna do if you don¡¯t have a car?¡± (Vincent) I asked, idiotically. ¡°We¡¯ll steal one¡­ obviously¡± (Alex) He said, as he walked out of the apartment, and walked up to the closest car to us, smashed the window in and hotwired the car¡­ in a matter of a minute. ¡°HEY!!!¡± (Guy) The car owner ran out of the building he was in, clearly mad. ¡°I¡¯ve got this!¡± (Alex) Alex got out of the car and pushed the guy in the back, got back in and started driving. ¡°AAAAH!!!¡± (Guy in the back of the car) ¡°Dude, why did you do that!?¡± (Vincent) I asked, angrily. ¡°It was funny!¡± (Alex) He replied, happily. ¡°What do you want, Money? Power? Women?... Bodies?¡± (Guy in the back) Bodies!? The fuck is wrong with this guy!? ¡°We want orphan blood, now!¡± (Alex) Alex replied, obviously joking. ¡°Right away!¡± (Guy in the back) He replied, instantly. ¡­ Wait, he would actually do that! What the fuck¡¯s wrong with this guy!? ¡°WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!???¡± (Vincent) I shouted at the guy, furiously. ¡°WELL, I AM NOT THE ONE WHO JUST STOLE A CAR AND KIDNAPPED THE OWNER, AM I!?" (Guy in the back) He replied, angrily. ¡°NO, YOU¡¯RE JUST THE GUY THAT¡¯S WILLING TO KILL FUCKING KIDS!!! JUST TO LIVE, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!???¡± (Alex) Alex shouted, interrupting in our ¡°civilized¡± conversation. ¡°Well, YOU¡¯RE THE ONE WHO TOLD ME TO!!!¡± (Guy in the back) He replied, even angrier. ¡°IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE!!! YOU FUCKED UP SON OF A BITCH!!!¡± (Alex) Alex shouted back. ¡­ Are those sirens? ¡°PULL OVER!!!¡± (Police) It¡¯s the cops! ¡°NEVER!!!¡± (Alex) Alex shouted, pulling a gun out of¡­ god knows where¡­ who am I kidding, he¡¯s probably playing angry birds or something, not even paying attention to this! ¡°Dude, this is fucking hilarious!¡± (Alex) Alex said to me, laughing. ¡­ This is actually kind of funny¡­ We just wanted to go to Maccas. Now, we have a hostage, a gun and a bunch of cops after us. ¡°Heh¡­ ha! Ha ha ha!¡± (Vincent) I started laughing, hysterically. ¡°THIS ISN¡¯T FUNNY!!!¡± (Guy in the back) The guy in the back was yelling at us. ¡°HELP ME!!!¡± (Guy in the back) When he wasn¡¯t yelling at us, he was yelling for help. ¡°PULL OVER THE VEHICLE NOW, OR WE¡¯LL BE FORCED TO SHOOT!!!¡± (Police) One of the policemen shouted, and after a few more seconds of driving, we saw a roadblock¡­ ¡°Dude, right as we¡¯re about to hit it, teleport back home¡­ okay!¡± (Alex) Alex whispered in my ear. ¡°Sure, I can¡­ try!¡± (Vincent) I said, hoping that the teleportation would work. We were 6 seconds away from hitting the roadblock. ¡­ 6 ¡­ 5 ¡­ 4 ¡­ 3 ¡­ 2 ¡°Teleport¡± (Vincent) I said as I grabbed Alex¡¯ shoulder¡­ ¡­ 1¡­ We were back home¡­ safe! ¡°We¡­ we made it!¡± (Alex) Alex shouted, extremely happy. ¡°How¡­ how did I fucking do that!¡± (Vincent) I shouted, confused and happy at the same time. ¡­ ¡°Wait¡­ is the guy in the back okay?¡± (Vincent) I said, worried for the innocent man, that we took hostage. ¡°He¡¯s probably a bit scraped up, but fine¡­¡± (Alex) Alex said turning on the TV¡­ ¡°This just in, the car chase has ended with the kidnapper''s disappearing and the hostage dying horribly and painfully. ¡­ ¡­ ¡°TV¡¯s overrated anyway, let¡¯s read a book¡­¡± (Alex) He said, nonchalantly. ¡°Dude, we just let a guy fucking DIE!!!¡± (Vincent) I shouted at Alex, and just fell back on the couch¡­ crying. ¡°We could¡¯ve saved him¡­ we shouldn¡¯t have done it, we shouldn¡¯t have stolen his car¡­ or kidnapped him!¡± (Vincent) I shouted, sadly. ¡°Dude, calm down¡­ think about it¡­ you can wish for stuff, right? Why don¡¯t you try to wish him back or something¡­¡± (Alex) He suggested... it was actually a good idea. ¡°I¡­ I wish that we never did this, but us two shall keep our memories, to never do this again!¡± (Vincent) When I said that, we were back to where we were, when Alex said: ¡°We¡¯ll steal one¡­ obviou- wait, did that actually happen?¡± (Alex) Alex said, slightly dizzy. ¡°Yeah, I remember what happened¡­ we let a guy die, and¡­ we were laughing¡­ oh god¡­¡± (Vincent) I sat back down, clearly distraught. ¡°Dude, it¡¯s fine¡­ the guy¡¯s still alive and well, nothing bad happened, we haven¡¯t done anything bad¡­ at all¡­ yet¡± (Alex) Alex tried comforting me, and it surprisingly helped a bit. ¡°Thanks, Alex¡­ you¡¯re a pretty good guy¡­ well, not when you¡¯re bored¡­ and please, don¡¯t do that again¡­ unless the person deserves it!¡± (Vincent) I told Alex off, angrily. ¡°I¡¯m¡­ sorry, for killing him¡­ and even suggesting that we steal a car, why don¡¯t we just¡­ walk?¡± (Alex) Alex suggested, and¡­ why didn¡¯t we just fucking walk!!?? ¡°We¡­ could¡¯ve walked there instead, it¡¯s not that far away¡­ we¡¯re fucking¡­ you¡¯re a fucking psychopathic idiot¡­¡± (Vincent) I said, berating Alex. ¡°Well, you did sort of¡­ let everything about me be random¡­ here¡± (Alex) Alex said, showing me a weird screen.
Name: Alexander Virtulion
Age: 17
Height: 6¡¯1
Hair color: White
Trait 1: Kicker (Kicking attacks are 40% stronger)
Trait 2: Smoker (You will probably get lung cancer, later on)
Trait 3: Loyal (No matter what, you won¡¯t betray anyone, that you consider a friend)
Class: Soldier
Personality: Psychopathic.
IQ: 91
Guild: [None]
Master: Vincent Heflin.
Awakened ability: Healing Flame
Other ability: [None]
Rank: C
Well, that¡¯s interesting¡­ he has an IQ of 91, he¡¯s 17¡­ he¡¯s a soldier, psychopathic and¡­ a loyal person, oh thank god, he¡¯s loyal¡­ it¡¯d get real ugly if he wasn¡¯t!... what¡¯s a healing flame¡­ or awakened ability? I¡¯ll ask him about that, later... ¡°So, sir¡­ those are my stats, can you show me yours?¡± (Alex) Alex asked in a polite tone. ¡°Wait, what are stats?¡± (Vincent) I asked Alex, confused. ¡°Oh, right¡­ you only recently awakened, sorry sir¡­ just say [Status] and it¡¯ll show you, your status¡± (Alex) He said, happily. ¡°Okay¡­ [Status]¡± (Vincent) What showed up, shocked me. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The end XD Chapter 2: Status, Excalibur and School
Name: Vincent Heflin
Age: 16
Height: 6¡¯5
Hair color: Black
Trait 1: Tough body (10% reduced damage)
Trait 2: Survivor (Survive almost anything)
Trait 3: Fighter (10% more damage with any attack)
Class: Wisher
Personality: Tough
IQ: 142
Guild: [None]
Master: [None]
Awakened ability: Unlimited wishes.
Other ability: Teleportation, [None]
Rank: F
Huh, that¡¯s pretty good¡­ I think... ¡°Hey, Alex¡­ is this good?¡± (Vincent) I said as I showed Alex my status. ¡°Better than some get, especially your awakened ability and IQ¡± (Alex) Alex complimented me. ¡°Thanks¡­ so, I¡¯m kind of bored¡­ let me try something, HEY GOD!!!¡± (Vincent) When I shouted, I heard a bored voice say: ¡°The fuck do you want?¡± (God) I replied: ¡°Take me to your¡­ dimension¡­ place¡± (Vincent) I said, awkwardly. ¡°What the fuck are you talking about?¡± (Alex) Alex questioned, cautiously. *POOF* Then, he disappeared... ¡°Alex?¡± (Vincent) I said, slightly confused. Then I looked around¡­ I was in God''s dimension. ¡°What the hell do you want?¡± (God) He asked me, in a slightly annoyed tone. ¡°Just here to experiment with my new ¡®awakened ability¡¯,¡± (Vincent) I said, happily. ¡°Fine, just go in the corner¡­ and don¡¯t bother me!¡± (God) God said, as he went back to the bean bag and started playing another game¡­ on a laptop this time. ¡°Okay, good¡­¡± (Vincent) I said as I walked to a corner of the¡­ room? ¡°I wish for a¡­ legendary¡­ sword¡± (Vincent) When I said that, a bright light hit my hand and after around 10 seconds of waiting, a golden sword appeared in my hand, and I said: ¡°I wish for the appraisal ability from light novels, and have it at max level!¡± (Vincent) When I said that, a bright light hit me¡­ causing me to scream in pain: ¡°AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!¡± (Vincent) After, what felt like forever, I said. ¡°Appraise¡­¡± (Vincent)
Excalibur
Rank: SSS
This sword was wielded, by one of the great heroes, Artonius the swordsman, it is known for its abilities of, Flight, Minor mind control, and Telekinesis.
¡­ So, the sword can¡­ fly, control people''s minds, slightly¡­ and use telekinesis¡­ that¡¯s¡­ ¡°AWESOME!!!¡± (Vincent) I shouted, happily. ¡°Gah!¡± (God) God, was slightly shocked by my sudden shouting. ¡°The hell are you shouting for!?¡± (God) God yelled at me¡­ ¡°Excalibur¡­ that¡¯s about it¡± (Vincent) I replied, happily. ¡°Just an¡­ Excalibur!!!¡± (God) It seems like, he just noticed what I said¡­ he yelled, in excitement. ¡°Can you give it to me!?¡± (God) God asked¡­ begged¡­ pitifully¡­ I could get used to this. ¡°No¡­ but, let me try something, I wish for an¡­ SS class sword¡± (Vincent) When I said that, the same light that hit my hand earlier. Came back and hit¡­ but it hurt a little less this time. ¡°FUUUCK!!!¡± (Vincent) This novel is published on a different platform. Support the original author by finding the official source. But, it still hurt like a bitch! ¡­ ¡°Appraisal¡± (Vincent)
Durandal
Rank: SS
This sword was wielded, by one of the lesser known heroes Vartola, it has one power, only known as Lightning strike.
That¡¯s actually¡­ pretty good¡­ Lightning strike, that sounds powerful¡­ too bad that I have to give it to God¡­ wait! Couldn¡¯t I just¡­ let me try it. ¡°I wish that this sword is cloned, for me!¡± (Vincent) I said, looking at the sword Durandal, and it suddenly got covered in light and it started to¡­ feel like my hand was burning, so I dropped the sword and¡­ after around a minute, the sword was cloned¡­ with a perfect replica¡­ no, not a replica¡­ it¡¯s the exact same thing. ¡°What¡­ did you just do!?¡± (God) God asked me, curious and cautious. ¡°Cloned it¡­ wait, is that bad?!¡± (Vincent) I replied, confused. ¡°Bad? No, that¡¯s¡­ that¡¯s¡­ AMAZING!!!¡± (God) God suddenly hugged me¡­ what the hell?! ¡°Uh¡­ er¡­ um¡­ can you stop hugging me¡± (Vincent) I asked, politely¡­ the guy was still god! He could probably kill me in an instant, well¡­ if I didn¡¯t make the wish that stopped him from hurting me, directly or indirectly. ¡°Oh¡­ sorry! I¡¯m just so happy, a rank SS sword is extremely valuable, even for us gods, and there¡¯s two of them now!¡± (God) God said as he stopped hugging me. ¡°So, I did a¡­ good thing?¡± (Vincent) I asked, confused. ¡°Good? You did great! No, fantastic!¡± (God) God said, happily. ¡°Thanks?¡± (Vincent) I said, still a bit confused. ¡°So, can I have the sword now?¡± (God) God asked, awkwardly. ¡°Oh, uh¡­ sure¡± (Vincent) I said, handing the cloned sword to him, I kept the original¡­ it just felt better¡­ I don¡¯t know why, though¡­ ¡°Thank you so much!¡± (God) God¡­ kowtowed three times¡­ okay, not getting that image out of my head¡­ ever¡­ ¡°You¡¯re¡­ welcome¡­ I¡¯m just gonna leave now, no reason¡­ I just have school¡­ tomorrow, so I need a good night¡¯s sleep...¡± (Vincent) I said awkwardly, as I grabbed Excalibur, and held tightly onto both of the swords. ¡°Oh, right¡­ goodbye¡± (God) God said, and brought me back to where I previously was. ¡°Sir!?¡± (Alex) When I suddenly appeared, Alex jumped in shock, but when he saw me. He was extremely happy. ¡°I¡¯m going to bed, you should sleep on the couch, goodnight¡± (Vincent) I said, as I put Durandal and Excalibur on the coffee table in front of me, and went to bed. --------------------------------------------------------------- Okay, so it¡¯s a new day¡­ and I have to go to school, shit! ¡°Good morning, sir!¡± (Alex) Okay¡­ that¡¯s creepy, Alex was just¡­ standing at the foot of my bed, kind of staring at me¡­ creepily. ¡°Please, don¡¯t stand at the foot of my bed, when I¡¯m asleep, just watch TV or read a book, I can show you a site to read on, if you¡¯re bored¡± (Vincent) I said, annoyed. ¡°Yes¡­ sir!¡± (Alex) Alex said happily. ¡°Okay, it¡¯s a site called Royalroadl.com, go onto it, it¡¯s a pretty good site, and the discord server has a great community¡± (Vincent) (A/N: Subtle promoting of the site XD) ¡°Thank you, sir¡­ I¡¯ll get on it, right away¡± (Alex) Alex said¡­ as he took my laptop and ran off. ¡®That cunt!¡¯ (Thoughts) It took me around half an hour, to get ready and I started walking to school¡­ only to be followed by Alex. ¡°Alex, why are you following me?¡± (Vincent) I asked, slightly annoyed. ¡°I¡¯m protecting you, no matter what¡± (Alex) Alexreplied. ¡°Okay, but¡­ just don¡¯t cause any problems¡± (Vincent) I said, knowing that he wouldn¡¯t be allowed inside of the school, it¡¯s known for its strictness with visitors¡­ and students. ¡°I will protect you, no matter what¡± (Alex) Alex said¡­ passionately. ---------------------------------- We walked to school¡­ and Alex, surprisingly got into the school, without any problems¡­ HOW!!?? ¡°Hello there, class. I¡¯m introducing a new student today, his name is Alexander Virtulion. Say hello¡± (Teacher) Our teacher, Mrs. Reinhardt, said happily. ¡®HOW!!!!???? How is he a new student!?¡¯ (Thoughts) ¡°Oh, sir! I didn¡¯t know that I¡¯d be in your class!¡± (Alex) ¡­ He said, looking straight at me, and now I have the attention of the entire class¡­ ¡°He said, sir!¡± (Male student) ¡°That hottie has Vince as his boss, oh god I feel sorry for him¡± (Female student) ¡°So, his name¡¯s Alex, I should get to know him a little better¡± (MALE student) ¡®I have nothing against homosexuality, but¡­ I will admit, I find it a bit uncomfortable¡­¡¯ (Thoughts) Alex then walked to the empty desk next to me and sat down. ¡°Sir, what are we going to do today?¡± (Alex) Alex asked¡­ probably hoping that we¡¯d get into a fight with some big ass gang or something like that¡­ ¡°Keep our heads down, do our work and go home¡­ I don¡¯t want you causing any trouble¡­ like the Maccas incident!¡± (Vincent) I replied, slightly annoyed. ¡°Yes, sir¡­¡± (Alex) Alex said, sounding kind of bummed out. ¡°Also, how the fuck did you get transferred here?!¡± (Vincent) I asked, curious. ¡°Oh, I simply hacked into the school¡¯s database, changed a few things and added my name and a photo of myself, on the transferred student''s thing¡± (Alex) He said with a smile. --------------------------------------- Class ended without a bad thing happening¡­ and, now we¡¯re in gym¡­ playing PAINTBALL!!?? ¡°If you can dodge a small ball of paint, you¡¯ll be able to dodge a ball any day!¡± (Gym teacher) Our gym teacher Mr. Heisley said¡­ why did that remind me of a movie¡­ ¡°Oh, this is gonna be a fucking blast! Sir, join me! I¡¯ll keep you unharmed¡± (Alex) Alex said, excited. ¡°O- okay¡­¡± (Vincent) I said, awkwardly. ----------------------------- ¡°Watch your six!¡± (Alex) ¡°Check the corners!¡± (Alex) ¡°Two tangoes down!¡± (Alex) ¡­ Alex is... basically a fucking professional, well¡­ his class is Soldier, so that kind of makes sense¡­ ------------------------------- We won the game, without either of us even getting close to hit. ¡°How in the hell did you do that!?¡± (Mr. Heisly) He said, in a loud and curious tone. ¡°Well, I had training since a young age, and I was just protecting my¡­ boss!¡± (Alex) Alex said as he scratched his head. ¡°His boss?¡± (Male student) ¡°Is Vincent threatening him or something!?¡± (Female student) ¡°I heard a rumor that he kidnapped his family¡± (Male student) ¡­ Rumors spread like wildfire around here¡­ nothing happens, so people will take what they can get¡­ ----------------------------- In a dark room, two mysterious people were talking to each other, over a cup of coffee ¡°So, we have two new awakened in the school¡± (???) Said the female, clearly interested. ¡°It seems likely, madam¡± (???) The male said as he kneeled on the ground. ¡°Send out some scouts, and keep an eye on them¡± (???) She said, with a smirk on her face. ¡°Yes, m¡¯lady¡± (???) The man left, in a hurry. ¡°And learn about their abilities!¡± (???) She yelled at the man. ¡°Fufufu, this will be fun¡± (???) She laughed silently, as she quickly walked out of the room. -------------------------------- The End XD Chapter 3: Mission ¡°Alex¡­ I¡¯ve been meaning to ask you, but what¡¯s this rank thing?¡± (Vincent) I asked Alex as we were walking to our next class¡­ he has every single class with me. ¡°Oh, sorry¡­ forgot to mention that teehee~¡± (Alex) Alex replied as he scratched the back of his head, smiling. ¡°Can you tell me what the ranks are for?¡± (Vincent) I asked, politely. ¡°You¡¯re a rank F, correct?¡± (Alex) Alex asked. ¡°Yeah¡­¡± (Vincent) I replied. ¡°Okay, good¡­ so, you¡¯re the lowest rank, for now. It goes, F, E, D, C, B, A, S, SS, and finally, SSS. SSS is the highest rank you can get, and anything above that is unknown since only gods have those ranks¡± (Alex) Alex said, politely ¡®That was a decent info dump¡¯ (Thoughts) ¡°Then how do I increase in rank?¡± (Vincent) I asked. ¡°Missions, there¡¯s a mission once a month¡­ at the end of the month¡­ wait, what day is it?¡± (Alex) He asked. ¡°30th of June¡± (Vincent) I said. ¡°Time?¡± (Alex) Alex asked, slightly concerned. ¡°Let me check¡­ 11:59¡± (Vincent) I said, checking my watch. ¡°We have one minute¡­ one minute until the mission¡­¡± (Alex) Alex said, silently. ¡°Five seconds left¡± (Vincent) I said, looking at my watch. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. ¡­
MISSION
RUN!!!
Reward: Rank up.
Time limit: One hour.
¡°My mission is to¡­ run?¡± (Vincent) I said, curious. ¡°Mine is to protect you¡­ oh shit!¡± (Alex) Alex said, pushing me out of the way of a BIG ASS FUCKING SPIKE!!! ¡°Damn, I missed!¡± (???) A really buff guy said, angrily. ¡°WHAT THE FUCK!!!???¡± (Vincent) I shouted, confused and terrified. ¡°Mission, kill the wisher.¡± (Buff guy) The buff guy said, with a grin. ¡°Sir, get out of here, I¡¯ll protect you!¡± (Alex) Alex said, trying to sound like some sort of hero. ¡°I WISH THAT THE BUFF GUY GETS HIS LEGS RANDOMLY BROKEN!!!¡± (Vincent) I shouted, terrified. ¡°AAAAAAAAH!!!¡± (Buff guy) And¡­ it worked. ¡°RUN!!!¡± (Alex) Alex shouted, noticing several people running towards us. ¡°WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE ATTACKING ME!!??¡± (Vincent) I shouted, terrified¡­ again. ¡°Missions, they can do a lot of things, one of them is ranking up. But you can get other things from them¡­ items, servants¡­ playthings¡± (Alex) Alex said, sadly. ¡°That¡¯s fucked up, man!¡± (Vincent) I said, still running. ¡°I know it is! In here, quickly!¡± (Alex) As he said that, he ran into a room. And we saw several people run past us. ¡°How did you do that?¡± (Vincent) I asked, confused. ¡°Us C-rankers have an ability to tell where an awakened is, it¡¯s not that good¡­ but it helps quite a bit.¡± (Alex) Alex said, with a toothy grin. ¡°Wait, you¡¯re a C-ranker!?¡± (Vincent) I asked, astonished. ¡°Yeah, when you get a servant, you have a chance of getting an F-ranker, 95% chance, an E ranker 90% chance, and everything goes down by 10% for a bit after that¡± (Alex) ¡­ ¡®F = 95%, E = 90%, D = 80%, C = 70%, B = 60%, A = 50%, S = 40%, SS = 30%, SSS = 20%, That¡¯s totally unbalanced!¡¯ (Thoughts) ¡°I know what you¡¯re thinking, but it stops at C rank, a B is at 30%, A is 25%, S is 10%, SS is 5% and SSS is 0.1%, it makes it a lot more balanced¡­ but yeah, still kind of unbalanced.¡± (Alex) He said, smiling. ¡°So, if there¡¯s even one C-ranker¡­ we¡¯re probably fucked, right?¡± (Vincent) I said, in sudden realization. ¡°Depends on their power¡± (Alex) He said, smiling widely. ¡°What do you mean ¡°Depends on their power¡±?,¡± (Vincent) I said, confused. ¡°-sigh- Some people have useless powers, like¡­ ¡°Smithing¡± or ¡°Flight¡±, they¡¯re not that hard to beat¡­ unless they have a group of lackeys or whatever¡± (Alex) ¡°Okay¡­ what was your power again?¡± (Vincent) I asked, as I forgot what his power was. ¡°Healing flame, it¡¯s a flame that instead of burning you¡­ they¡­ heal any wounds¡± (Alex) Alex said, slightly embarrassed. ¡°That¡¯s¡­ actually a pretty good power¡± (Vincent) I said, happily. ¡°Thanks, man¡­¡± (Alex) ¡°So, you¡¯re basically the white mage, ha!¡± (Vincent) I said, laughing quietly. ¡°You dick!¡± (Alex) Alex said, punching me lightly on the arm. ¡°Hahaha¡­ wait, can you hear that?¡± (Vincent) I said, quietly. ¡°I can feel two presences in that room, I think that the wisher¡¯s in there!¡± (???) I heard a female voice¡­ oh god, we¡¯re fucked. ¡°Yes, ma¡¯am.¡± (???) Then, I heard a man¡¯s voice. ¡°I wish for¡­ a new servant and a small handgun¡± (Vincent) I said, silently¡­ until the light hit me, and I screamed. ¡°AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!¡± (Vincent) ¡°HE¡¯S IN THERE, KILL HIM!!!¡± (Female) I heard the woman shout. ¡®We¡¯re so fucked!!!¡¯ (Thoughts) *CRASH* ...They broke the door down. ¡°SIR, GET DOWN!!!¡± (Alex) Alex said, grabbing the gun and shooting at them. *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* ¡°SHIT, ONE OF THEM HAS A GUN!!!¡± (Lackey) Then¡­ the servant that I wished for, was finally done being created. ¡°Hello, there m¡¯lord¡­ what¡¯s going on!?¡± (Servant) ¡°No time to explain, wait a second!. I wish for another handgun!¡± (Vincent) I wished for another gun, and I screamed again. ¡°AAAAAAH¡± (Vincent) Alex was still shooting at the enemies, while they kept trying to rush in until I heard one of them shout: ¡°HE HAS TWO BULLETS LEFT, GET HIM!!!¡± (???) It was the male voice from before¡­ ¡°YES, LORD VALKENSHIRE!!!¡± (Lackeys) Said, some lackeys as they rushed us. *BANG* *BANG* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* ¡°FUCK!¡± (Alex) Alex said as he punched one of the lackeys in the face. I finally finished ¡°making¡± the gun, and gave it to my new servant. ¡°Kill them all!¡± (Vincent) I said, in anger. ¡°Yes, m¡¯lord!¡± (Servant) My servant said as they began to shoot at the enemies. ¡°THEY HAVE MORE GUNS, SIR!¡± (Lackey) ¡°JUST KEEP ATTACKING!!!¡± (Lord Valkenshire) ¡°YES LORD VALKENSHIRE!!!¡± (Lackey) ¡­ They just keep on coming! ------------------------- They stopped attacking¡­ for now, I think they¡¯re waiting for more people. Support the creativity of authors by visiting the original site for this novel and more. ¡°Oh god¡­ we killed¡­ so many¡­ people¡± (Vincent) I said, crying. ¡°It¡¯s alright, they¡¯ll come back!¡± (Alex) Alex said, trying to comfort me. ¡°What do you mean¡­ come back!?¡± (Vincent) I said, with hope in my eyes. ¡°If you die on a mission, and you¡¯re any rank higher than F, you get resurrected¡­ at the cost of a rank, and if you¡¯re a rank F and die, you lose your awakened ability¡± (Servant) My servant said, smiling. I forgot to mention what my servant looks like, she¡¯s a female, with a modest bust¡­ nice ass¡­ red hair, like blood. Dark red eyes, she¡¯s wearing¡­ just a normal pair of clothing, black shirt and some ripped jeans, some boots, and she¡¯s taller than me. ¡°I forgot to ask¡­ what¡¯s your name?¡± (Alex) Alex said. ¡°Ren¡± (Ren) She said, smirking. ¡°So, if I die¡­ I lose my wishes, does that mean I lose everything I wished for?¡± (Vincent) I said, calmly. ¡°Yes and no, you¡¯ll lose your servants, but they¡¯ll still exist, they just won¡¯t be awakened either.¡± (Ren) Ren said, smiling. ¡°Thank you¡­ Ren, right?¡± (Vincent) I said, smiling. ¡°That is correct, m¡¯lord¡± (Ren) ¡°So, sir¡­ can you wish for something better than a handgun, not that I¡¯m complaining, but¡­ a bigger gun would be better.¡± (Alex) Alex said, smiling. ¡°Okay, just let me brace myself for the pain¡­ I wish for one assault rifle, and let me try something, two goblin¡­ slaves¡± (Vincent) I said, trying to do an extra experiment. ¡°AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!¡± (Vincent) I shouted, in pain. Then¡­ an assault rifle, well more specifically an AK-47 hit the ground, along with two unconscious goblins. ¡°Wake up!¡± (Ren) Ren immediately said, kicking both of the goblins in their stomachs. ¡°Uuuuu~¡± (Goblin 1) ¡°AAAAAAAAH!!!¡± (Goblin 2) Both goblins woke up¡­ one of them was¡­ moaning!? (A/N masochist located!) ¡°Okay, good¡­ it worked!¡± (Vincent) I said, smiling. ¡°What worked boss!?¡± (Goblin 2) The second goblin said, sounding like a thug¡­ while¡­ ¡°Hit me again!¡± (Goblin 1) The first one was grabbing Ren¡¯s leg and¡­ begging her to¡­ hit him again¡­ ¡°GET OFF OF ME!!!¡± (Ren) She said as she pushed the masochistic goblin off of her, causing it to say: ¡°Just one hit, please, just one!¡± (Masochistic goblin) The masochistic goblin pleaded as it fell to its knees. ¡°...¡± (Vincent) ¡°...¡± (Alex) ¡°...¡± (Ren) ¡°...¡± (Goblin 2) Even its friend gave it a disgusted look. ¡°GET THEM!!!¡± (Lord Valkenshire) I heard ¡°Lord Valkenshire¡± shout, outside. ¡°SHIT!!!¡± (Vincent) I shouted, as I grabbed one of the handguns on the ground and started shooting. *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* ¡°ALEX, I NEED A LITTLE HELP!!!¡± (Vincent) Alex grabbed the AK-47 and said: ¡°YES SIR, REN COVER ME!!!¡± (Alex) Ren grabbed a handgun that was on the floor and started shooting. The goblins¡­ they were in the corner and the masochistic one¡­ had a gun and actually shot several of them¡­ it even killed two. ¡°KILL THEM!!!¡± (Masochistic goblin) While¡­ the other goblin, let¡¯s call him Rational goblin¡­ it was¡­ oh my god, it had a dagger and rushed the enemies, slashing at their ankles, causing them to fall. Then the masochistic goblin shot their brains out. ¡°DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE¡± (Rational goblin) ¡®It looks more like a berserker¡­¡¯ (Thoughts) ¡°KEEP ON ATTACKING, DON¡¯T LET THEM REST!!!¡± (Lord Valkenshire) The ¡°lord¡± said, as he was just standing BEHIND his troops, as they all died for him. ¡°WHY DON¡¯T YOU COME OVER HERE AND ATTACK US, PUSSY!!!¡± (Vincent) I shouted, furious at the fact that his men were dying¡­ and the man they were dying for, was hiding behind them. ¡°I. AM. NO. PUSSY!!!¡± (Lord Valkenshire) He said as he walked into the room with a greatsword in his hand. ¡°Identify¡± (Vincent) I said, silently.
Ebony Greatsword.
A slightly powerful weapon from the elder scrolls: Skyrim.
Rank: C+
Wait, C+? I¡¯ll ask Alex about that, later. ¡°That¡¯s all you have?¡± (Vincent) I mocked, as I pulled out Excalibur and Durandal from my inventory, that I wished for. (A/N off screen, just putting this in here, in case you want to nitpick about this) ¡°THOSE PUNY WEAPONS WILL DO NOTHING AGAINST MY EBONY GREATSWORD!!!¡± (Lord Valkenshire) He said, proudly. ¡°That¡¯s where you¡¯re wrong¡± (Vincent) I saidas I slashed Durandal¡­ and his greatsword¡­ split in half, effectively destroying it¡­ and two guys next to him. ¡°M- MY SWORD!!! QUEEN REINHARDT GAVE ME THAT SWORD, YOU SHALL PAY!!!¡± (Lord Valkenshire) He shouted, angrily¡­ then, he began to turn into¡­ what I can only describe as... Basically, hulk¡­ if he was skin colored and had a black suit and long blonde hair. ¡°ROOOOOOAR!!!¡± (Lord Valkenshire) He just roared¡­ OH, SHIT!!! *BOOM* He¡­ destroyed¡­ half of the room¡­ and all of his men¡­ in a single strike! ¡°SIR, GET OUT OF HERE, I¡¯LL HANDLE THIS!!!¡± (Alex) Alex shouted¡­ did he forget about what happened LAST TIME? ¡°Dude, remember last time¡­¡± (Vincent) ¡°Huh? Oh¡­¡± (Alex) ¡­ ¡°I wish that this brutes legs would break into millions of little pieces.¡± (Vincent) I said, cruelly. ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ ¡°RUN!!!¡± (Vincent) HE¡¯S CRAWLING AT US, HE JUST IGNORED THE PAIN!!! ¡°ROOOAR!!!¡± (Lord Valkenshire) He roared, again¡­ and¡­ destroyed close to the rest of the room. ¡°JUST WISH HIM DEAD!!!¡± (Alex) He shoutedas he shot at ¡°Lord¡± Valkenshire. ¡°But, I don¡¯t want to kill anyone!¡± (Vincent) ¡°HE¡¯LL LIVE AND HE¡¯LL BE WEAKER, THAT¡¯S A WIN-WIN SCENARIO¡­ in our favor!¡± (Ren) Ren, who was silent for most of the fight, shouted. ¡°Okay¡­ I wish that this brutish thug would DIE!!!¡± (Vincent) ¡­ He stopped moving. Wait, what¡¯s happening!? His body¡­ it¡¯s turning blue¡­ OH GOD, IT JUST EXPLODED!!! ¡­ There isn¡¯t any blood!? ¡°If someone dies on a mission, they¡¯ll turn into particles, after the mission is complete¡± (Alex) Huh?
Mission Complete.
You have ranked up, twice! Congratulations.
You are now a rank D awakened.
¡°Hey, I just ranked up¡­ twice¡± (Vincent) ¡°Good job dude, I got this¡­ thing¡± (Alex) He saidas he pulled a metal ball out of his pocket. ¡°Hey, let me try something. Identify¡± (Vincent)
Ball of sealing.
Effectively seals the life of any awakened being, for up-to 24 hours.
Can only be used once every 48 hours.
Rank: B
¡°It¡¯s called a ball of sealing, it can seal the life of any awakened being, for up to twenty-four hours, but it has a cooldown of forty-eight hours¡± (Vincent) I said calmly. ¡°Jesus, that¡¯s useful¡­ what rank is it?¡± (Alex) ¡°B rank, that¡¯s awesome!¡± (Vincent) I said, giving Alex a high-five. ¡°M¡¯lord, I got this¡­ can you identify it for me?¡± (Ren) Ren asked me, blushing¡­ that was¡­ adorable. She handed me a spear. ¡°S- sure¡­ Identify¡± (Vincent)
Spear of BOOM-BOOM
A spear made by a mad little girl, it creates an explosion on impact.
Rank: A
¡°Pfft!¡± (Vincent) I laughed a bit. ¡°What? Is it bad!?¡± (Ren) Ren asked me, concerned. ¡°Ha ha ha, no it¡¯s not¡­ it¡¯s just the name!¡± (Vincent) I said, catching my breath. ¡°What is it called, m¡¯lord?¡± (Ren) ¡°The spear of BOOM-BOOM. Ha ha ha¡± (Vincent) I said, laughing again. ¡°What rank is it?¡± (Ren) Ren asked, pouting. ¡°It¡¯s an A rank, congratulations!¡± (Vincent) I said, smiling. ¡°Thank you, m¡¯lord¡± (Ren) ¡°Oh right, what¡¯s your status?¡± (Vincent) I askedsince I forgot to ask before. ¡°It is quite rude to ask a lady, such as myself. Her status, but here¡± (Ren) She said, still pouting.
Name: Ren Gravestone
Age: 15
Height: 6¡¯7
Hair color: Red
Trait 1: Incredibly loyal (Wouldn¡¯t betray even a mild acquaintance)
Trait 2: Brave (The first one to run into battle 20% more strength in a fight)
Trait 3: Bloodthirsty (No matter what, you will want to kill something, 40% chance of fights starting)
Class: Knight
Personality: Calm
IQ: 187
Guild: [None]
Master: Vincent Heflin
Awakened ability: Wind slash
Other ability: Slash, Stab
Rank: B
¡°Holy shit!¡± (Vincent) I exclaimed in shock. ¡°Is it really that good, m¡¯lord?¡± (Ren) She asked, politely. ¡°You¡¯re probably better than Alex, in some aspects¡­ in others, not so much. You¡¯re more of a melee fighter, and Alex is more of a ranged one¡± (Vincent) I said, honestly. ¡°Thank you, m¡¯lord¡± (Ren) She said as she walked away¡­ for some reason. ¡­ ¡°Wait, where are the goblins?¡± (Vincent) I asked, actually concerned. ¡°We¡¯re here, your majesty¡± (Rational goblin) ¡°Where¡¯s the violent lady?¡± (Masochistic goblin) ¡­ ¡°Oh, fuck it. It¡¯s getting too hard to call you Rational and Masochistic in my mind, I¡¯ll name you right now¡± (Vincent) (A/N¡­ XD) ¡°Really, my king!?¡± (Rational goblin) ¡°Yay!¡± (Masochistic goblin) They cheered a bit. ¡°Sir, you should know something before you do this!¡± (Alex) Alex said, concerned. ¡°It¡¯s alright, Alex¡± (Vincent) I said, pushing him away slightly. ¡°I will call you Ratel¡± (Vincent) I said, looking at the rational goblin. ¡°Thank you, my king!¡± (Ratel) Ratel said, kneeling. ¡°And I will name you, Mason¡± (Vincent) I said, pointing to the masochistic goblin. ¡°Thank you, my king¡± (Mason) Then they started¡­ glowing!? ¡°Sir, I was going to tell you, that if you name them, they¡¯ll evolve into the next tier of their species, or a variant¡± (Alex) Alex said, smiling. ¡­ ¡°Okay, which one¡¯s which!?¡± (Vincent) I said, looking at the two human-looking men. ¡°I am Ratel, my king¡± (Ratel) Said the muscular one, as he kneeled. ¡°And I am Mason, my king¡± (Mason) Said the nerdy one, kneeling. ¡°-sigh- now I have to put three more names on the school transfer¡­ thingy¡± (Alex) Alex said, annoyed. ¡°Okay, now can you show me your statutes?¡± (Vincent) I asked the goblins. ¡°I¡¯ll do it first, my king¡± (Ratel) Ratel said, showing me his status.
Name: Ratel Gobstick
Age: 16
Height: 6¡¯9
Hair color: Brown
Trait 1: Strong (40% more damage with unarmed attacks)
Trait 2: Big-bodied (20% stronger, 20% slower)
Trait 3: Loyal (No matter what, you won¡¯t betray anyone, that you consider a friend)
Class: Berserker
Personality: Calm
IQ: 81
Guild: [None]
Master: Vincent Heflin
Awakened ability: Blind Rage
Other ability: [None]
Rank: D
¡°Those are actually really good, and you¡¯re a D-ranker, the same as me. Good job Ratel!¡± (Vincent) I said, proudly. ¡°Thank you, my king!¡± (Ratel) He said, bowing respectfully. ¡°Now, I¡¯ll show you mine, my king¡± (Mason) Then, he showed me his status:
Name: Mason Gobstick
Age: 14
Height: 5¡¯8
Hair color: Dark Brown
Trait 1: Timid (You stay slightly away from people)
Trait 2: Kind (People are nicer to you)
Trait 3: Masochistic (You get stronger, every time you¡¯re hit)
Class: Mage
Personality: Masochistic
IQ: 137
Guild: [None]
Master: Vincent Heflin
Awakened ability: Fireball
Other ability: [None]
Rank: D
¡°You¡¯re also a D-ranker, good job Mason¡­ and you¡¯re a mage too, that¡¯ll be useful¡± (Vincent) I said, proudly. ¡°Thank you, my king¡­¡± (Mason) He said, shyly. ¡°It¡¯s alright, now¡­ let¡¯s get out of here¡­ and Alex, I want to know something¡± (Vincent) I said, calmly. ¡°Know what, sir?¡± (Alex) Alex said, happily. ¡°What are those pluses next to some weapons?¡± (Vincent) I asked. ¡°Those are enchanted weapons. Or weapons from games and other forms of media¡± (Alex) He said, calmly. ¡°Okay, thanks¡± (Vincent) While we were talking, we accidentally left the school... ¡°Fuck it, let¡¯s just skip the rest of the classes, just in case people see these three¡± (Vincent) I said to myself, looking at the redheaded beauty, the tall brute and the small nerd next to him. ¡°-sigh- this is going to be very eventful, isn¡¯t it¡± (Vincent) I said, to myself as I walked home¡­ to my small apartment, with three extra people living with me, making it five¡­ -sigh- how am I going to explain this to my landlord¡­ -------------------------------------- ¡°My queen, we have failed¡± (Lord Valkenshire) Lord Valkenshire said, to a woman dressed completely in red. ¡°It is alright, Nathaniel, there were complications, am I correct?¡± (Queen Reinhardt) ¡°Yes, I didn¡¯t expect him to have allies, I suspect that one of them is a B-ranker, two E-rankers and a C-ranker¡± (Lord Valkenshire) ¡°It is alright, who could expect you, a C-ranker to be able to go against a B-ranker, two E-rankers, one C-ranker and an F-ranker¡± (Queen Reinhardt) She said, coldly. ¡°Actually¡­ I¡¯m a D-ranker now¡­¡± (Lord Valkenshire) He said, sadly. ¡°Oh, my mistake, sorry¡­¡± (Queen Reinhardt) ¡­ ¡°So, does this mean that I¡¯m forgiven?¡± (Lord Valkenshire) He asked, hopeful. ¡°Fufufu, you know that failure isn¡¯t an option¡± (Queen Reinhardt) She said, as she pulled out a small ebony sword, out of nowhere, and decapitated him, killing him instantly. ¡°Fufufu, this will be exciting¡± (Queen Reinhardt) She said, as his corpse suddenly disappeared. ------------------------------------------ The end XD Chapter 4: Two weeks later, Prison and... other stuff It¡¯s been two weeks, since the first ¡°mission¡± and one of the students at my school, Nathaniel Valkenshire has gone missing¡­ I kind of hope that he¡¯s okay¡­ the fight was actually¡­ kind of fun, once I knew that I wouldn¡¯t die ¡°My king, it¡¯s time for the first day back at school¡± (Ratel) Ratel said, bowing to me. School was out for two weeks, because of the sudden disappearance of Nathaniel, today¡¯s the day that the school opens again. ¡°Right¡­ right¡­ five more minutes¡± (Vincent) I said, falling back into my comfy new bed that I recently wished for. ¡°WAKE UP M¡¯LORD!!!¡± (Ren) I heard Ren shout¡­ then PAIN!!!!! She kicked me! Like in an anime or light novel!!! What the hell!!! ¡°GAH! Fuck!!!¡± (Vincent) I shouted out in shock and pain. ¡°M¡¯lord! What happened!? Are you hurt?!¡± (Ren) The culprit asked, surprised by my actions. ¡°Ren, what do you think a kick to the stomach region would do?!¡± (Mason) Mason, who was just sitting down watching TV shouted. ¡°Hurt¡­ a lot¡± (Ren) Ren answered, noticing what she did. ¡°M¡¯lord, I¡¯m so sorry!!!¡± (Ren) Aaaaand, she¡¯s hugging me... can¡¯t¡­ breathe!!! ¡°Let¡­ go¡­ of¡­ my¡­ neck!¡± (Vincent) I managed to say before I passed out. ¡°Sir, wake up¡­ you okay?¡± (Alex) I felt a light tapping on my face, and heard the calm¡­ gravely voice of Alex. ¡°I¡¯m¡­ okay¡± (Vincent) I said as I managed to get up. ¡°So, we¡¯re late for school¡­ already, wanna skip?¡± (Alex) Alex asked, smirking. ¡°Where is everyone else?¡± (Vincent) I asked, confused. ¡°They went ahead of us, but who said that we¡¯d follow?¡± (Alex) He said, smiling widely. ¡°No, I can already tell what you¡¯re gonna do. No Macca¡¯s incident!¡± (Vincent) I shouted, slightly angry at Alex. ¡°Okay, sir¡­¡± (Alex) Alex said, pouting slightly. ¡°Now¡­ let¡¯s go to school!¡± (Vincent) I said, shuddering at the fact that, I just said that¡­ ¡°Okay sir!¡± (Alex) Alex, somehow finding some motivation, said while saluting. So, we walked to school¡­ ------------------------------------ We¡¯re at school¡­ It¡¯s so boring¡­ Why are Mason and Ratel next to the teacher¡­ oh god, they¡¯re in my class! ¡°Class, meet our two new students, Ratel and Mason Gobstick!¡± (Mr Locke) Our science teacher, Mr Locke said, bored. ¡°Hello there, I¡¯m Ratel and I¡¯m just here to serve my king¡­ Sir Alex, it¡¯s good to see you¡­ where¡¯s the¡­ OH! King!¡± (Ratel) He said, finally noticing me. ¡®Shit, I was hoping the hoodie would work!¡¯ (Thoughts) ¡°I¡¯m¡­ Mason¡­ I¡¯m¡­ here for¡­ the same¡­ reasons as¡­ my¡­ brother¡± (Mason) Mason said, quietly¡­ and mumbling some words at the end, that I didn¡¯t quite understand. ¡­ Gossip in: 3 2 1 ¡°So, the two new guys are¡­ friends of Vincent¡­¡± (Male student) ¡°The first one, Ratel¡­ right? He looks hot!¡± (Female student) ¡°I don¡¯t know, I like the smaller one¡­ he¡¯s pretty cute¡± (Female student 2) ¡°I like them both!¡± (MALE student) ...Is that guy in both of my classes, -sigh- that¡¯s quite annoying¡­ ¡­ So, we learned¡­ science class¡­ and now we have Home Economics. ------------------------------------- Ren¡¯s here, fuck¡­ and some of the students in my previous class are here too. FUCK!... and they¡¯re the gossipers, just my fucking luck! ¡°Class, I¡¯m here to introduce a new student to you all, this is Ren Gravestone¡­ say hello, Ren!¡± (Mrs. Braid) Our Home Ec teacher, Mrs. Braid said, happily. ¡°Hi there, I¡¯m here for one thing, and one thing only. To protect m¡¯lord¡­ oh, m¡¯lord! Why are you with ¡°them¡±,¡± (Ren) She said disdainfully¡­ she doesn¡¯t really like the other three that much, she can tolerate them¡­ and that¡¯s all I ask for. ¡°They have the same classes as me, is that my fault?¡± (Vincent) I said, just loud enough, for her¡­ and everyone else to hear. ¡°No, but it¡¯s someones¡­ and that someone¡­ may or may not find some¡­ weird cuts on their bodies when they wake up next!¡± (Ren) She said, creepily. And, gossip in: 3 2 ¡°Oh my god, she¡¯s so creepy! But so hot!¡± (Male student) 1?... oh¡­ ¡°Yeah, but¡­ dude would you stick your dick in crazy?!¡± (Male student 2) ¡°Nah, I may be horny as hell¡­ but I¡¯m not suicidal!¡± (Male student 1) Well, that¡¯s just rude! What are the girls gossiping about? ¡°She looks like such a slut!¡± (Female student 1) ¡°Look at her hair, looks like she dyes it!¡± (Female student 2) ¡°And, her ¡°Lord¡± isn¡¯t he just that useless gu-¡± (Female student 3) The last female student was cut-off¡­ by a knife being thrown right next to her. ¡°DON¡¯T. SAY. SHIT. ABOUT. MY. LORD!!!!!!¡± (Ren) Ren angrily shouted, causing Alex and Ratel to jump over the desks and pin her down, saying: ¡°EVERYONE, WE CAN ONLY HOLD HER FOR AROUND A MINUTE, DURING THAT MINUTE, YOU SHOULD ALL EVACUATE THE CLASSROOM!!!¡± (Alex) Alex shouted, loudly. ¡°I¡¯D TRUST HIM!!!!!¡± (Ratel) Ratel shouted, louder. ¡­ Nobody moved, for the entire minute¡­ Ren got loose¡­ She almost stabbed multiple people, luckily I shouted: If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. Please report it. ¡°STOP!!!!!!!¡± (Vincent) When I shouted, everyone stopped in their tracks. ¡°M¡¯lord?¡± (Ren) She said, confused. ¡°REN, I COMMAND YOU TO CEASE ANY ACTS OF VIOLENCE AGAINST ANYONE IN THIS SCHOOL, UNLESS I COMMAND YOU OTHERWISE!¡± (Vincent) I shouted, at the top of my lungs. ¡°YES, SIR!!!¡± (Ren) Ren saluted. ¡°Now, can everyone go back to their seats¡­ and forget this happened?¡± (Vincent) I tried to calm down the situation but¡­ While they did sit down¡­ they didn¡¯t forget, and it made the school news. -sigh- And, people wonder why I hate school! ---------------------------------- We¡¯re finally home¡­ it took around half an hour to get here, with the students either: 1. Picking fights on us, or 2. Us picking fights on them¡­ -sigh- I opened the door to find¡­ Absolutely nothing was wrong with the place¡­ Other than the person lying on the carpet, bleeding. But, other than that, just fine¡­ ¡°OH MY GOD, HE¡¯S BLEEDING!!!¡± (Vincent) I shouted, shocked. ¡°FUCK, WHAT DO WE DO!?¡± (Mason) Mason shouted, also shocked. ¡°We¡­ You calm down and think about the situation¡± (Alex) Alex said, calmly¡­ why are Ren and Ratel also calm? That¡¯s kind of weird¡­ Nevermind that, I¡¯ll check on the guy! Wait¡­ isn¡¯t this the landlord! ¡°REN, RATEL, ALEX, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THREE DO!?¡± (Vincent) I shouted, angrily ¡°We¡­ did nothing, m¡¯lord!¡± (Ren) Ren started waving her arms around, slightly blushing¡­ not even gonna acknowledge that... ¡°Sir, it was me¡­ when the other three left earlier, the landlord saw them coming out of your apartment, and went to¡­ evict you¡­ I panicked and¡­ knocked him out¡± (Alex) Alex said, with no expression on his face. ¡°You panicked¡­ and¡­ knocked him out!!?? What the fuck is wrong with you Alex, first! We go to Macca¡¯s and end up in a police chase, killing a fucking guy! Then we¡¯re in a firefight with other awakened, and now you¡¯ve knocked out my fucking landlord!¡± (Vincent) I said, angrily as I looked at the unconscious small, chubby Hispanic man¡­ bleeding out! ¡°ALEX, HEAL HIM BEFORE HE BLEEDS OUT!!!¡± (Vincent) I suddenly shouted, in a¡­ loud tone¡­ causing one or two¡­ or three of my neighbors¡­ to investigate. ¡°Oh my god¡­ what the fuck happened!?¡± (Neighbour 1) ¡°I¡¯m calling the police, you five are in a whole heap of trouble!¡± (Neighbour 2) ¡°They might have weapons, restrain them!¡± (Neighbour 3) He said, grabbing Ren¡­ with a perverted smile! ¡°GET. OFF. OF. ME!!!¡± (Ren) Ren suddenly shouted, stabbing his kneecap and¡­ slicing his throat. ¡°Oh¡­ oh my god!¡± (Vincent) ¡°What the fuck!!!¡± (Mason) We both reacted, by falling in fear¡­ as blood gushed out of his neck. ¡°The police are on their way, get something¡­ like a weapon, I¡¯ll make sure they don¡¯t leave!¡± (Neighbour 2) The second neighbor said, pulling out a gun¡­ I remembered him being an ex-cop¡­ shit! ------------- We waited, for the police. They saw the landlord that was unconscious and the pile of blood next to his head and apprehended us immediately. We¡¯re now at the police station¡­ There are some people¡­ looking at Ren in a¡­ perverted manner¡­ ¡°Don¡¯t stare at her like that!¡± (Ratel) Ratel said, finally breaking under the tension. ¡°What¡¯ll you do if we keep on staring!? Hurt us!? HA!¡± (Criminal) One of the criminals said, laughing¡­ wait, isn¡¯t the guy next to him¡­ the guy Alex and I took hostage¡­ in the¡­ past? ¡°Actually, yeah!¡± (Ratel) Ratel said, going into his¡­ half-berserk mode, causing his muscles to bulge to unrealistic sizes and his intelligence to be cut by half. Aaaaaand, he got pinned down, tased and beaten¡­ pretty brutally at that! ¡°HA HA HA HA HA!!!¡± (Criminal) The guy just kept on laughing, so I muttered: ¡°I wish you would just have your left arm randomly ripped off by your own doing¡± (Vincent) ¡°Huh? I didn¡¯t hear you! Speak louder!¡± (Criminal) The criminal said while he was stretching his left arm, and then¡­. It was just¡­ cut off¡­ randomly¡­ He didn¡¯t even react¡­ Until he saw his hand¡­ ¡°AAAAAAAAAH!!!¡± (Criminal) Right as he screamed, the guards ran in, carrying their batons. ¡°GET DOWN!!!¡± (Guard 1) ¡°What the hell¡­ oh god! Which one of you fuckers did this!?¡± (Guard 2) ¡°It was them!!!¡± (Criminal) The criminal said, pointing at¡­ the guys next to him, obviously. ¡°Okay, you two. Come with us, you¡¯re getting some ¡°special¡± treatment, courtesy of our friend here¡± (Guard 1) The first guard said as he dragged the two men behind him. ¡°Oh right, just want to say¡­ I¡¯m really respected around here, and I have just about every guard in my pocket, so don¡¯t fuck with me¡± (Prisoner) The prisoner said, smiling. ¡°You fucking smug bastard!!!¡± (Mason) Mason¡­ wait, really? Mason¡­ -sigh- anyways, Mason yelled and grabbed the prisoner by the neck and smashed him against the wall repeatedly. ¡°GUARDS!!! GUARDS!!!!¡± (Prisoner) Right as he shouted, the same two guards ran in. ¡°GET OFF OF HIM!!!¡± (Guard 1) ¡°WE WILL SHOOT!!!¡± (Guard 2) They said, drawing their guns. ¡°FUCK OFF!!!¡± (Mason) Mason shouted, hitting him against the wall, again. *BANG* ¡°NO!!!¡± (Vincent) ¡­ What happened? I remember¡­ OH GOD, MASON!!! ¡°MASON!!!¡± (Vincent) I shouted as I got up from the¡­ cold hard floor. ¡°My king, everything¡¯s okay, they missed me¡­ somehow, and Ren stopped them, with the help of Alex¡­ but sir, are you okay?¡± (Mason) Mason asked, concerned. ¡°Why are you asking me that?¡± (Vincent) I asked, slightly concerned. ¡°Well, you¡¯re the one¡­ with¡­ a hole in his chest¡­¡± (Mason) Mason said, with tears in his eyes. ¡°What?¡± (Vincent) I said, confused as I looked at my torso¡­ to see a large blood stain. ¡°AAH!¡± (Vincent) I shouted as I took my shirt off¡­ to see a hole that went right through my torso¡­ ¡°I¡­ should be dead, right?!¡± (Vincent) I didn¡¯t know much about biology, but I do know that a hole in your torso, isn¡¯t good! ¡°No, they missed any major organ or artery, you¡¯re lucky to be alive, my king¡± (Mason) He said, bowing. ¡°...Where are the others?¡± (Vincent) I asked, concerned. ¡°They were¡­ apprehended, by¡­ a small group of awakened, in skull masks¡­ with guns¡­ and they held your unconscious body as a hostage, Ren and Alex went with them, I made the argument that someone needed to stay with you, and make sure that you¡¯re safe, so they left me here, the ¡°weakest¡± one, that was a mistake!¡± (Mason) Mason said, gritting his teeth. ¡°It¡¯s okay, we¡¯ll get them back¡­ just need to find Ratel, do you know where they¡¯re holding him?¡± (Vincent) I asked. ¡°Probably, around our cell¡­ we just need to break out, somehow¡± (Mason) He said, looking at me. ¡°-sigh- fine, I wish that the door was ¡°mysteriously¡± broken down¡± (Vincent) Aaaand, it¡¯s down. We left the cell. And walked around... Until we were spotted by guards. ¡°WE HAVE ESCAPEES!!!¡± (Guard) Aaaand, Mason may have shot fireballs at them, with his magic¡­ ¡°Fireball!¡± (Mason) And, they might be¡­ burnt¡­ to death, I¡¯m getting somewhat numb to this, OH GOD, I¡¯M GETTING NUMB TO THIS!!! ¡°I wish that those guards that Mason just burnt alive, are alive again, but were just incapacitated¡­ like, broken legs, that can be repaired with some care and work¡± (Vincent) And, the burnt corpses, went from¡­ red and black, to light pink or brown, and their legs were broken. ¡°¡±¡¯AAAH!!!¡±¡±¡¯¡± (Guards) They screamed, in shock and pain. ¡°Let¡¯s go!¡± (Vincent) I said, grabbing Mason and envisioning Ratel, and we were¡­ in front of him, naked¡­ in a cell¡­ tied up¡­ with a weird¡­ naked... fat man¡­ oh god. ¡°Fireball!¡± (Mason) Mason said, burning the naked fat man to death¡­ ¡°AAAAAAAAAAH¡± (Burning naked fat man) He burnt to death, and I¡¯m not wishing him back! ¡°Ma...son?¡± (Ratel) Ratel asked, with a slightly broken voice¡­ how long was I out for? ¡°Yeah, bro¡­ it¡¯s me, and the king, we¡¯re here to save you!¡± (Mason) Mason said, smiling. ¡°My¡­ my king¡­ hello¡± (Ratel) He said, with a small smile on his face. ¡°Hello, Ratel¡­ give me a second, I wish that Ratel¡¯s wounds, physical and emotional were gone for the time being!¡± (Vincent) I said, seriously. And a bright light hit him, causing both of us to scream in pain. ¡°¡±AAAAAAAAAAH!!!¡±¡± (Vincent/Ratel) After what felt like¡­ hours of pain, it finally subsided, and I then noticed¡­ it wasn¡¯t even a full minute! ¡°Okay then, let¡¯s get Ren and Alex¡± (Vincent) I said as I pulled Ratel up, using my raw strength¡­ which actually made me, somewhat tired. ----------------------- ¡°My queen, one of our soldiers has told us about the whereabouts of the ¡°wisher¡±, he¡¯s at the police station along with his allies!¡± (Servant) A man, in his mid-thirties, said while bowing toward a girl who looked to be in her late teens. ¡°Tell me, why is he at the police station?¡± (Queen Reinhardt) The teen, was the notorious Queen Reinhardt, rank A, and wielder of two abilities, Persuasion and Inventory. It is said, that she can even persuade an S rank to her side if she has enough time. ¡°He is in for attempted murder¡± (Servant) He said, still bowing. ¡°Attempted murder, that¡¯s actually quite interesting. I only thought of him as a child with a power above their imagination, I was planning to kill him, the first chance I got¡­ but, now he has some use¡­ tell our people on the inside, to let them out¡± (Queen Reinhardt) She said, in a demanding tone. ¡°Queen¡­ about that-¡± (Servant) The servant was about say something but, he was instantly interrupted by Queen Reinhardt saying: ¡°You dare talk back to me!!!¡± (Queen Reinhardt) She said, furiously. ¡°I¡¯m sorry, I¡¯m so sorry, it¡¯s just¡­ one of our¡­sponsors was attacked by the ¡°wisher¡± so¡­ some of his allies have been taken¡­ for torture. And one of our insiders¡­ shot the wisher¡± (Servant) When the servant said that, he felt an immense pressure, and instantly began to run, but he was too late. As he was caught by the terrifying woman, her hands around his neck, she said: ¡°Well, you should kill them¡­ and¡­ I don¡¯t forgive you¡± (Queen Reinhardt) As she said that, a snapping noise was heard throughout the room, she snapped his neck. ¡°Drakeel, go to the local police station, and break the wisher out, please¡­ and ask about the insider that shot him, and this sponsor of ours. I would like a ¡°private¡± talk with them both¡± (Queen Reinhardt) She said, into a small orb, and a voice came out of the orb, saying: ¡°Yes, your majesty!¡± (Drakeel) The queen sat on her throne and said: ¡°This is going to be interesting¡± (Queen Reinhardt) ---------------------- The End XD Chapter 5: Rescue, a potential friend? And a new world! I don¡¯t know why I didn¡¯t think of it before¡­ I am such a fucking idiot!!! Well, here it goes. ¡°I wish for Alex and Ren to be right in front of me, and for all of the guards in the prison to have their legs broken, and for the prisoners other than us five, to be knocked out!¡± (Vincent) I said, loudly¡­ There back¡­ looking confused as all hell. ¡°What¡­ what happened?!¡± (Alex) Alex asked, confused. ¡°I wished for you guys to come back¡­ oh, almost forgot something! I wish that all of the surveillance cameras were instantly destroyed, beyond repair. And that nothing from it is salvageable, even with the best repair skills¡± (Vincent) As I said that, I heard a lot of BOOMS around us¡­ damn, they would¡¯ve instantly found us, if I didn¡¯t do that¡­ ¡°So¡­ let¡¯s go¡± (Mason) Mason, who was itching for a fight, said¡­ awkwardly. ...I ignored all of the pain, gritting my teeth¡­ until they almost fell out¡­ well, felt like almost falling out. ¡°Oh god, that fucking hurts!¡± (Vincent) I shouted in pain¡­ then we left. ¡°Are we really, just walking out of the prison?¡± (Ren) Ren asked, curious and still in a daze. ¡°Yes.¡± (Vincent) I said confidently, as I literally walked out the front door¡­ after Ratel broke it after multiple¡­ punches. ¡°Let¡¯s move¡­¡± (Mason) Mason suggested. ¡°Right¡­ we¡¯re probably known as psychos back there¡­ yeah, let¡¯s go to another country¡± (Vincent) ¡°Or another world, remember¡­ you can take us to another one¡­ whenever you feel like¡± (Mason) He said, smiling. -sigh- ¡°Fuck it, just because I¡¯m bored¡­ let¡¯s go to another world for a few weeks, I wish that we were transported to an inhabitable world, with sentient life, and fruit¡­ fuck it, make it a fantasy world too!¡± (Vincent) This novel is published on a different platform. Support the original author by finding the official source. I said, as specific as I could be. ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ We¡¯re in... Harus¡­ from the book World¡¯s Gatekeeper¡­ oh, my god! ------------------------------------ In another¡­ world¡­ (Earth) ¡°WHAT!? YOU LOST HIM!!??¡± (Queen Reinhardt) The Queen shouted, angrily at Drakeel ¡°He¡­ he disappeared¡­ into thin air, I couldn¡¯t find him. My Queen¡­ please forgive me, I have a wife and daughter...¡± (Drakeel) Drakeel bowed, tears in his eyes. ¡°You know that I don¡¯t tolerate failure, especially to this extent¡­ I¡¯m sorry, but you are not forgiven¡­ and neither is your family¡± (Queen Reinhardt) She said, coldly, as she pulled out a rapier and pierced his heart. ¡°You¡­ will¡­ rot¡­ in¡­ hell¡± (Drakeel) He said, bleeding out on the ground. ¡°I know, that¡¯s why I¡¯m having fun before it ends¡­ now I need to find where your precious family is at¡­ and somebody should have cleaned this up YESTERDAY!!!¡± (Queen Reinhardt) She said as she walked off. -------------------------------------- ...Another world¡­ again (Back to Haurus) ¡°I sense a disturbance¡­ it seems like someone with a similar ability to mine, has appeared¡± (???) Said a man in a skull mask, wielding a scythe, and wearing a black trenchcoat with katana on each side. To himself. ¡­ Then he disappeared into thin air. ---------------------------------------------- The REAL world (Our world, guys¡­) And now, we cut off to the author''s regular life¡­ because he needs this chapter to be longer -_- Hello there my name is [Yite] I was born on [*#^(#] the [@*)(] of [$@*()], so I¡¯m considered kind of young, for an author¡­ but that won¡¯t stop me! From doing my passion for writing books¡­ then dropping them -_- Shut up me! You shut up! Guys, both of you should be quiet. SHUT UP YEAH, DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! -sigh- I hate you guys¡­ so much Good, he¡¯s gone¡­ I¡¯m not! GO!!! BEFORE I BRING OUT THE ¡°OTHER¡± You wouldn¡¯t!!! Bitch, you know me ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ You¡¯re right, goodbye. Good, now I¡¯m alone¡­ Back on track¡­ Where was I? Fuck it. I was at [*#()#@] the other day. Nothing happened. I¡¯m a totally normal person. Well, except for us. Yeah! Well¡­ not completely normal, I may have an angel and a demon on my shoulder¡­ I¡¯m the demon I¡¯m the angel! Now [Yite] spread ¡®em! YOU PERVERT, WE¡¯RE OF THE SAME GENDER!!! What gender is that!? MALE! BOOM, MADE YOU REVEAL SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF, HAHAHA!!! Pfft Fuck you guys, I¡¯m leaving! ----------- THE END XD F.Y.I: This is what happens when Vincent is rational and uses his wishes, it gets a little boring, maybe funny¡­ but, it makes the chapters WAY shorter¡­ and Imagexbreaker and I have just started the multiverse :3 (Shouldn¡¯t have said that, shouldn¡¯t I have Image¡­?) Chapter 6: Harus, Yggdrasil and tanks! We¡¯re¡­ in Harus¡­ from World Gate Online¡­ but, that was in the comic book of¡­ Worlds¡¯ Gatekeeper! What the hell is happening!? ¡°Sir¡­ where are we?¡± (Alex) Alex asked me, politely. ¡°We¡¯re in¡­ Harus¡­ what the fuck!?¡± (Mason) Mason said, talking to himself. ¡°What¡¯s Harus?¡± (Ren) Ren asked Mason, curious. ¡°It¡¯s¡­ a world¡­ in a fiction called Worlds¡¯ Gatekeeper, but¡­ W.G, is a¡­ re-write of World Gate Online¡­ created by¡­ fuck, what¡¯s their name? Whatever¡­ in short, this world¡­ is from a book, that was turned into a TV series, then into a successful series of movies¡­ then, into a video game¡­¡± (Mason) Mason¡­ ranted? ¡°So¡­ is there any information on this place?¡± (Ratel) Ratel asked Mason. ¡°Most of it is unknown¡­ we know that there are Goblins, Orcs (Green, humanoid¡­ not so rapey kind), Dragons¡­ and, that¡¯s all I remember¡± (Mason) Mason listed off all of the monsters he could remember¡­ which amounted to¡­ a whopping, three. ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ What the fuck is that thing!? ¡°JESUS CHRIST!!¡± (Vincent) I shouted as I saw a one-eyed giant looking down on us¡­ oh fuck, it¡¯s a cyclops!!! ¡°RUN!!!¡± (Mason) Mason shouted as he shot a couple fireballs at it¡­ it did sufficient damage, not too little¡­ but not enough! ¡°LOOK OUT, SIR!!!¡± (Alex) Alex shouted at me, and pushed me out of the way, as I was about to be crushed under the cyclops¡¯ giant foot. ¡°THAT¡¯S FOUR THINGS, GOBLINS, ORCS, DRAGONS AND FUCKING CYCLOPS¡¯!!!¡± (Vincent) I yelled¡­ excitedly, as I pulled out Excalibur and Durandal, and sliced the Cyclops¡¯ left foot off, causing it to fall¡­ towards me and the others. ¡°MOVE TO THE RIGHT!!!¡± (Vincent) I shouted as I teleported myself, Ren and Ratel away from the falling Cyclops. ...They were closer to me, not my fault! ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ The Cyclops¡¯ head hit a rock¡­ and it died¡­ instantly. ¡°Pfft¡­hahahaha!!!¡± (Ratel) Ratel¡­ laughed his arse off at that¡­ ¡°Hahahaha!¡± (Everyone) Then we all began laughing¡­ until we heard the growling in the distance¡­ along with loud roars¡­ and is that fire!!?? ¡°Come with me!¡± (???) Some guy just¡­ teleported in front of us¡­ he¡¯s wearing a skull mask, has a scythe. A trenchcoat, andtwo katana to the side¡­ he looks like Reaper from Overwatch¡­ without the guns. We stupidly followed him. ¡°Where are we going? Who are you and what the fuck was that fire!?¡± (Mason) Mason, stopped being¡­ tough and went back to default mode. ¡°Question one, the answer is¡­ wherever the hell I feel like! Two, just call me Grim! And three! That was a fucking Rank SS dragon, and thank your sorry stars that I was here to save you from those monsters that smelt the Cyclops¡¯ blood! Or you fucking idiots would¡¯ve been swarmed within the minute!¡± (Grim) He said as we walked through the woods quietly¡­ also, we¡¯re in the woods. ---------- It took¡­ around half an hour¡­ and one exhausted Mason, and we finally made it¡­ to a tree¡­ with a door in it¡­ interesting¡­ ¡°So, where the fuck are we?¡± (Vincent) I asked ¡°politely¡±. ¡°We¡¯re in the world tree, Yggdrasil, I may have carved a hole into it, no reason why¡­ just did¡­¡± (Grim) Grim said¡­ awkwardly. ¡°Wait¡­ so, you¡¯re telling me¡­ that¡­ that treehouse is actually the legendary world tree Yggdrasil!?¡± (Mason) Mason ¡°asked¡± angrily. ¡°Yes.¡± (Grim) And Grim¡­ answered proudly¡­ ¡°WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG YOU!!!???¡± (Mason) Mason yelled, and lunged toward Grim¡­ but Ratel and I grabbed him¡­ just in time. ¡°Nothing¡¯s wrong with me, but you¡­ you probably have some issues¡­¡± (Grim) Grim said, stepping back slightly. ¡°Sorry about Mason¡­ I don¡¯t know what got into him¡­¡± (Vincent) I said, still holding onto Mason with all of my strength, while he was swearing crazily. ¡°YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, JUST WAIT!!! WHEN THEY LET GO OF ME, I¡¯M GONNA RIP YOUR THROAT OUT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ARSE!!! YOU HEAR ME, MOTHERFUCKER!!?? YOU BETTER GET READY TO TALK OUT OF YOUR OWN MOTHERFUCKING ARSE!!! BITCH!!!¡± (Mason) He used¡­ a lot more words that necessary¡­ ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ ¡°YOU MOTHERFU-¡± (Mason) Ratel¡­ knocked him out. ¡°It¡¯s for his own good¡­ and for my ears, he was getting kind of loud¡­¡± (Ratel) He said, seriously. ¡°So¡­ I welcome you to my humble abode~¡± (Grim) Grim said, opening the¡­ door to Yggdrasil¡­ and we heard Mason silently¡­ moaning¡­ talking about whips and stuff¡­ creepy stuff, I¡¯m just gonna repress that memory! Forever! ¡°It¡¯s a¡­ lovely¡­ place¡± (Vincent) IT¡¯S NOT LOVELY, IT¡¯S THE OPPOSITE OF LOVELY, RUN!!! Ahem¡­ His house¡­ was filled with blood and dead animal bodies¡­ gonna repress this one too! ¡°Wow! So cool! Is that a horned wolf!? Oh my god!!! Is that a Werebear!!!???¡± (Ren) Ren was¡­ Ren¡­ but weirder¡­ she was running around, poking all of the dead animal corpses¡­ and naming them¡­ there were¡­ three werebears, seven horned wolves, twelve sabertooths and one¡­ squidman¡­ gotta admit, squidmen are creepy, they look like men¡­ with squid-like heads. ¡­ I just ignored (Repressed!!!) all of those dead animals¡­ and sat with Grim¡­ he has a lovely table¡­ Very lovely¡­ I¡¯m taking it. ¡°[Inventory]¡± (Vincent) Aaaand, it¡¯s gone. ¡°MY TABLE!!!¡± (Grim) Grim, who had his elbows on the table, instantly fell over. Then he realized something. His table was missing! ¡°Pfft¡­ hahaha! Sorry [Inventory]¡± (Vincent) I took the table out, and¡­ placed it¡­ where it was¡­ close to. ¡°How¡­ how did you do that!?¡± (Grim) Grim asked me, in amazement. ¡°Well, my power allows me to get¡­ well any skill, so I got Inventory, I can store anything I want, with one restriction, it can¡¯t be alive¡± (Vincent) I said proudly. ¡°That¡¯s¡­ interesting, so¡­ what¡¯s your¡­ power?¡± (Grim) Grim asked me... ¡°Unlimited wishes¡± (Vincent) As I said that, I hear the collective sound of four facepalms across the room¡­ and a lot more from¡­ another area that I do not know of.Love what you''re reading? Discover and support the author on the platform they originally published on. (A/N: HE¡¯S CATCHING ON!!! THE FOURTH WALL¡¯S CRACKING!!!) ¡°Unlimited¡­ wishes¡­ wait! Doesn¡¯t that mean¡­ that you could solve all of the world''s problems!?¡± (Grim) Grim asked, astonished. ¡°I could, but it¡¯s not my¡­ homeworld¡­ so¡­ not my problem and I¡¯m not doing it for my homeworld either, those cunts deserve what¡¯s coming to them!¡± (Vincent) I said, cheerfully. ¡°Okay¡­ why do they deserve it?¡± (Grim) Grim questioned. ¡°Let¡¯s see¡­ Terrorism, global warming, destroying the environment, racism, murder, rape, pedophilia, necrophilia, once again RAPE¡­ that¡¯s just about the basics¡± (Vincent) I said¡­ somberly. ¡°Oh¡­ the fuck is global warming?¡± (Grim) He asked. ¡°Basically fucking up the planet and making us unable to breathe properly¡­ so, bad for everything¡­ and why do we have it? So we can charge our fucking H-pods and our Hacbooks!¡± (Vincent) I said, angrily as I punched the table. ¡°Oh¡­ the hell¡¯s a-¡± (Grim) I cut Grim off, saying: ¡°Don¡¯t¡­ I don¡¯t want to answer anymore obvious questions¡­ for us¡± (Vincent) As I said that, I walked away. ¡°I¡¯m gonna grab a drink¡­ where¡¯s the¡­ drink thing?¡± (Vincent) I asked. ¡°The well¡¯s outside, and there¡¯s a mug next to you¡­ you figure it out!¡± (Grim) Grim said, happily. ¡°Fine¡­¡± (Vincent) I said, as I grabbed a mug and walked outside, only to see a¡­ cube? ¡°Okay, how the fuck do I do this?¡± (Vincent) I said to myself as I first, placed the mug on top of the cube¡­ That did absolutely nothing. ¡°Hmm¡­ FILL WITH WATER!!!¡± (Vincent) ¡­ Also nothing. ¡°Oh fuck it! I wish this mug was filled with wa¡­ wine¡± (Vincent) I said, happily as I walked back inside with a mug of wine. ¡°Thanks for the drink!¡± (Vincent) I said proudly. ¡°Okay, what¡¯d you do? There isn¡¯t even a well outside!!!¡± (Grim) Grim shouted at me. ¡°Actually¡­ there was, around¡­ a mile away, I just teleported to the nearest well and back¡± (Vincent) Grim walked up to me¡­ and saw the wine in my mug, so he said: ¡°Is that wine!?¡± (Grim) ¡°No¡­ Yes¡­ Maybe!¡± (Vincent) I said, quickly. ¡°Is it?¡± (Grim) Grim just got scary! ¡°Yeah, I got frustrated and wished for some wine¡± (Vincent) I said, slightly annoyed. ¡°You¡­ genius! Wish me some!¡± (Grim) Grim said, happily. ¡°Sure, I wish for another mug and wine inside of the mug!¡± (Vincent) I wished, got a slight headache¡­ luckily the pain lessens the smaller the wish is, and I got a mug of wine. ¡°Thanks!¡± (Grim) Grim said as I handed him the mug of wine. ¡°I wish the wine I gave to Grim turned into cockroaches¡­¡± (Vincent) As I said that, Grim spit out his¡­ cockroaches. ¡°Pfffft!!!¡± (Grim) ¡°Hahahahaha!!!¡± (Vincent) I fell to the ground, laughing my arse off. ¡°Hahahahaha¡± (Everyone) So did everyone else¡­ except for Grim, who was still spitting out cockroaches¡­ ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ He¡¯s finally finished. He walks up to me and says: ¡°WHAT THE FUCK MAN, DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!? FUCK YOU!!! GET OUT, NOW!!!¡± (Grim) Grim shouted, angrily. ¡°I wish that you would just calm down¡­ oh shit! FUCK!!!¡± (Vincent) As I said that¡­ I noticed what I just said, and started getting a migraine. ¡°Okay, I¡¯m calm¡­ gotta admit, that was kinda funny!¡± (Grim) Grim said as he laughed¡­ then punched me in the face! ¡°Ow!¡± (Vincent) ¡°But, it wasn¡¯t funny enough!¡± (Grim) Then, he kicked me¡­ ¡°GET OFF OF HIM!!!¡± (Ren) Ren shouted as she tackled him¡­ ¡°GET OFF!!!¡± (Ratel) Then, Ratel did¡­ ¡­ Then Alex and Mason¡­ Then finally, I tackled him. ¡°Ow¡­ okay, I¡¯m sorry¡­ can you guys¡­ get off of me¡­ you¡¯re kind of heavy¡± (Grim) *SLAP* Ren slapped him. ¡°ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!!??¡± (Ren) Ren shouted. ¡°What no!¡± (Grim) *SLAP* Ratel slapped him too¡­ ¡°So, I¡¯M FAT!!??¡± (Ratel) ¡­ ¡°THERE¡¯S NO FUCKING WINNING WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!¡± (Grim) He shouted as he ran off. ¡°Guys, stop!¡± (Vincent) I commanded. And they stopped¡­ instantly. ¡°Yes my king¡± (Ratel) Ratel bowed down¡­ ¡°Yes m¡¯lord¡± (Ren) Ren also bowed¡­ then the rest bowed too. ¡°Why are you acting like stereotypical teenage girls?!¡± (Vincent) I asked, slightly surprised. ¡°HE CALLED ME FAT!!!¡± (Ratel) Ratel shouted, anger evident in his voice. ¡°Why the fuck do you care!?¡± (Vincent) I shouted back. ¡°I¡­ I¡­ the fuck happened!?¡± (Ratel) Ratel asked, confused. ¡°I¡­ don¡¯t know¡­¡± (Ren) Ren also asked, confused. ¡­ Wait, were they under hypnotism!? ¡°Yes, they were¡­ sorry, but I wanted to see the ¡°true¡± you¡­ and your friends, surprisingly the other two aren¡¯t that different¡­ and you¡¯re more of a prankster¡± (Grim) Grim suddenly said as he walked back into Yggdrasil. ¡°So¡­ you hypnotized us!?¡± (Vincent) I asked, angrily. ¡°It was merely for our protection¡± (Grim) Grim said, in a proud tone. ¡°Our? Who else is with you?¡± (Vincent) I asked. ¡°Well¡­ fuck it, guys come on out!¡± (Grim) Grim said, as he took off his mask, and¡­ hundreds of elves walked in. ¡°I¡¯m sorry for not telling you, but my real name is Grenov, I¡¯m the leader of the high elves, it¡¯s a pleasure to meet you.¡± (Grenov) He said, smiling¡­ I will admit, he¡¯s a beautiful man¡­ long blonde hair, piercing green eyes¡­ and very pointy looking ears¡­ I¡¯m not the best at descriptions. ¡°So, you have an entire¡­ clan of elves at your disposal? Why didn¡¯t you just say so!? I for one, love elves!¡± (Mason) Mason said, smiling¡­ as he walked up to a busty elf girl¡­ and groped her. *SLAP* He deserved it. ¡°PERVERT!!!¡± (Busty elf girl) She slapped him, causing him to fall to the ground... ¡°Hehehehehe¡± (Mason) But, it was ineffective¡­ since he¡¯s a masochist. ¡°What¡¯s wrong with this one!?¡± (Grenov) Grenov asked me, seriously. ¡°He¡¯s a perverted masochist¡­ the only reason we keep him around is, because of his intelligence and¡­ magic¡± (Vincent) I emotionlessly said. ¡°Wait! So you don¡¯t keep me around to torture!? Not fair!!!¡± (Mason) Mason said, suddenly¡­ ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ Repressing that too! ¡°Anyways¡­ why don¡¯t we calm down¡­ and can you have your people¡­ sheath their swords?¡± (Vincent) I said politely, noticing a few of the elves with their swords unsheathed. ¡°Huh? Oh, sorry¡­ sheath your weapons, maggots!!!¡± (Grenov) ¡­ He¡¯s scary! ¡°SIR YES SIR!!!¡± (Elven soldiers) They shouted, fear evident in their voices. They sheathed their swords. ¡°Good, now¡­ let¡¯s negotiate!¡± (Vincent) I said, suddenly. ¡°Negotiate, why exactly should we negotiate?¡± (Grenov) Grenov asked, not expecting me to want to negotiate¡­ for no reason. ¡°Well, if you allow us to live here for a while, maybe get to know your people¡­ we could give you some weapons, called guns and tanks¡­ they¡¯re extremely powerful!¡± (Vincent) I said, smiling. ¡°More powerful than magic? I think not!¡± (Grenov) He said, slightly sneering. ¡°Well, I come from a place without magic, and only humans were there¡­ so, naturally, we fought¡­ and made weapons, then in retaliation to those weapons, others made armor, and to pierce that armor, more weapons were made¡­ and, now we¡¯re in an endless cycle of armor and weapons¡­¡± (Vincent) I said, still smiling. ¡°So¡­ no magic, how are you still alive? You should have died as a baby¡­ okay, you have my interest¡­ and, only humans? My god¡­ that must have been horrible¡­¡± (Grenov) He said, pity evident in his voice. ¡°It¡­ yeah, it was¡­ people discriminate others based on the color of their skin, and their religions¡­ it¡¯s horrible¡­ so, back to negotiations, we¡¯ll give you¡­ a tank and three hundred AK-47¡¯s in exchange for a years stay here, is that a deal?¡± (Vincent) I asked, extending my hand. ¡°I don¡¯t know¡­ how am I to know that these weapons are even good?¡± (Grenov) Grenov asked me, he¡¯s suspicious... ¡°Here, I¡¯ll show you how good these are¡­ I wish for an AK-47 and any random tank... along with some knowledge on how to use them...¡± (Vincent) I said the last part silently. And, the bright light came back, worse than before. ¡°FUUUUCK!!!¡± (Vincent) After¡­ around three minutes of me screaming, an AK-47 and a tank appeared in front of me¡­ luckily they stood back when they saw me screaming. ¡­ ¡°Identify¡± (Vincent) I said, silently.
T18
Rank: D
This tank was used in the second world war on the planet earth, it¡¯s considered a classic, it may be quite unreliable without proper maintenance.
The tank was, a T18¡­ shit, it was used in world war 2¡­ cool, it had a machine gun on the front of it¡­ and, was quite¡­ fuck it, I¡¯m not good at describing things¡­ And, then there¡¯s the Ak-47¡­ I actually want to know what the rank is on this thing¡­ ¡°Identify¡± (Vincent)
AK-47
Rank: F
This automatic rifle is quite easy to make¡­ compared to others, and is mainly used by poor countries as their main weapon.
Oh¡­ cool¡­ ¡­ Back to the others¡­ ¡°What is that giant hunk of metal!?¡± (Grenov) Grenov asked, astonished. ¡°That¡¯s a T18 tank¡­ pretty reliable, and this is an AK-47¡­ now, do you agree? Or do you want to see how they work?... Who am I kidding, you totally want to see how they work!¡± (Vincent) I said, excitedly as I literally teleported myself and the tank outside. ¡°Now, hop in¡­ okay¡­ use that¡­ press that¡­ okay, gonna be honest I don¡¯t really know what I¡¯m doing¡­¡± (Vincent) I said, embarrassed. ¡°Leave it to me!¡± (Mason) Mason angrily said as he went into the T18 and¡­ instantly got it working, he made it move and shoot¡­ causing it to destroy a few trees¡­ and a cyclops¡­ ¡°That¡¯s amazing! Can the other weapon do that?!¡± (Grenov) Grenov cheerfully asked. ¡°No¡­ well¡­ on a rather smaller scale¡­¡± (Vincent) I said, happily. ¡°So, do we have a deal?¡± (Vincent) I asked as I extended my hand. And, he shook it, saying: ¡°Mr. Vincent, we have a deal¡± (Grenov) After we shook hands, I heard a sudden and loud: ¡°ROOOOAR!!!¡± (???) ------------------- The End XD Chapter 7: Dragon, New power and... God!? ¡°ROOOOAR!!!¡± (???) We looked up¡­ to see a silver¡­ dragon!!! ¡°MASON, SHOOT IT!!!¡± (Vincent) ¡®It must¡¯ve been attracted by the sound of gunfire!¡¯ (Thoughts) ¡°YES MY KING!!!¡± (Mason) Mason shouted as he shot at the silver dragon¡­ but it did next to nothing!!! ¡°Ren, Alex. With me!!! Ratel and Mason, stay behind to guard the high elves, don¡¯t let anyone die! Got it!!!¡± (Vincent) I shouted, grabbing Alex and Ren by the hand and running towards the forest. ¡°M¡¯lord, where are we going?¡± (Ren) ¡°Sir¡­ are we leaving them!?¡± (Alex) They both asked at the same time. ¡°No¡­ oh god I hope this works¡­ I wish for the power to tame monsters!¡± (Vincent) As I said that, the bright light, hit me¡­ causing me to scream from pain. ¡°AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!¡± (Vincent) ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ The sound attracted a few horned wolves, a werebear, and a squidman! ¡°Tame!¡± (Vincent) I said, looking at the weird creatures in front of me. Then I got a few messages saying:
Tame successful: You have tamed (7) Rank: D, horned wolves.
Tame successful: You have tamed (1) Rank: B, werebear.
Tame successful: You have tamed (1) Rank: C, squidman.
Right as the messages appeared, the nine monsters bowed towards me. ¡°Okay¡­ good, it worked¡­ hopefully, this works too¡­ my followers, I want you to help the high elves in the battle against the silver dragon! Do not worry, for I shall bring more allies when I come back¡­ now go!¡± (Vincent) I shouted, proudly. Then, the nine tamed monsters ran towards Yggdrasil. Good¡­ now, to tame some more creatures. -------- It took a few minutes but I tamed: 700: Horned wolves. 384: Werebears. 1389: Squidmen 23874: Horned rabbits. 234: Scorpios And, 1: Spider queen, along with all of her gigantic spiders! ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ I will admit, I used my wishes to make them go towards my direction, but who can blame me!?... back to the book¡­ ¡°Let us return, to the battle!¡± (Vincent) I shouted, obviously thirsty for blood! ¡°Yes, sir!¡± (Alex) ¡°Let us return. M¡¯lord!¡± (Ren) Alex and Ren said as they ran behind me. ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ It took us ten minutes to get there¡­ I will admit, we got lost! ¡°THERE YOU ARE!!! Thanks for the help! They made great meatshields, now get your arses over here and help us kill the silver dragon!¡± (Grenov) Grenov shouted towards us, and we ran to him. ¡°So, what should we do?!¡± (Alex) Alex asked, using his healing flames on the wounded high elves. ¡°I don¡¯t know, just attack it!¡± (Ren) Ren shouted, using her Spear of BOOM BOOM on the dragon, and luckily it worked! ¡°Wait¡­ didn¡¯t I have something¡­ RIGHT! Sir, I have something!!!¡± (Alex) Alex suddenly shouted. ¡°What is it!? Alex, what do you have?¡± (Vincent) Vincent asked, almost completely happy that Alex had something. ¡°The ball of sealing, let¡¯s use it!¡± (Alex) As he said that, Vincent remembered the ball of sealing.The author''s tale has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. ¡°Quick! Use it!!!¡± (Vincent) Vincent yelled as Alex used the ball of sealing¡­ ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ HE MISSED!!! Alex missed! We¡¯re so fucked¡­ ¡°Sir, I¡¯m so sorry!!!¡± (Alex) Alex said, tearing up slightly. ¡°It¡¯s¡­ alright, you tried your best¡­ but you didn¡¯t succeed, it¡¯s not your fault Alex¡­ it¡¯s mine¡­¡± (Vincent) I said, sorrow evident in my voice. ¡°Sir¡­ how is it your fault?¡± (Alex) Alex asked, tears still in his eyes. ¡°I made you¡­ it¡¯s my fault that you, Ren, Ratel, Mason, and I¡­ are going to die¡­ it¡¯s all my fault¡­¡± (Vincent) I slouched against the wall, crying. ¡°It seems like, Vincent has given up hope!, We mustn¡¯t give up! We should prevail, let us kill this beast and restore hope to our allies!¡± (Grenov) Grenov shouted, using his double-barrel shotguns to shoot the dragon¡­ dealing sufficient damage. ¡°KILL THE BEAST!!!¡± (High Elves) ¡°ROOOAR!!!¡± (Tamed beasts) The remaining uninjured High elves and Tamed beasts, attacked the dragon with impeccable cooperation. ¡°Look out!¡± (High Elf) One of the high elves shouted, kicking a werebear out of the way of the dragons flame breath, but the high elf was burned in return. ¡°Rooar!¡± (Horned wolf) Some of the Horned wolves were being used as mounts by the elves, along with the giant spiders. The other spiders were shooting their webs at the trees, making a bridge close enough to the dragon, so the elves and tamed beasts could slash and scratch at it. ¡°I¡­ I can¡¯t give up¡­ I won¡¯t give up!!! TELEPORT!!!¡± (Vincent) I shouted, teleporting into the dragon¡¯s heart. ¡°I know what to do!¡± (Vincent) I said, pulling Excalibur and Durandal out of my inventory and¡­ I stabbed the dragon in the heart. ¡°ROOOOAR!!!¡± (Dragon) ¡­ Looks like, I¡¯m going down with the ship¡­ ¡°Goodbye¡­¡± (Vincent) I said to myself¡­ ¡­ ¡­ Where am I? Why is everything white?! Am¡­ am I dead? ¡°You¡¯re not dead man¡­ you¡¯re back here, I saved you¡­¡± (???) I heard a familiar voice behind me, so I turned around to see¡­ god playing some games on a console. ¡°Oh, hey god¡­ what¡¯s up?¡± (Vincent) I said, sitting on the beanbag next to him. ¡°Well, playing a game and saving your life from¡­ holy shit!? A dragon, dude that¡¯s awesome! You stabbed a dragon in the heart and wanted to ¡°go down with the ship¡±, hahaha¡­ dude, that rocks!¡± (God) God said, laughing his arse off. ¡°So¡­ why¡¯d you save me?¡± (Vincent) I asked God. ¡°Well, I owed you one, you gave me a clone of Durandal¡­ and I don¡¯t like owing anyone anything, so I saved you¡­ simple as that¡± (God) God said, grinning. ¡°Oh¡­ cool¡­ what game are you playing?¡± (Vincent) I asked, noticing God was playing as a white-haired adventurer¡­ and he was in a dungeon fighting monsters. ¡°Oh, this is World Gate Online, it¡¯s a pretty cool game from your world! Lucas is an amazing protagonist¡­ and everyone else is kinda cool¡­ the Jester¡¯s the best though, he¡¯s fucking hilarious¡­ and reminds myself of me when I get angry!¡± (God) Okay, don¡¯t piss off god¡­ good to know. ¡°Okay¡­ cool, so¡­ should I go?¡± (Vincent) I asked, awkwardly. ¡°Oh, right¡­ sorry¡± (God) God said, and made me appear¡­ right in front of Ren, Alex, Ratel, Mason, and Grenov. ¡°Hey, guys!¡± (Vincent) I said¡­ now noticing I was¡­ standing in dragon guts! ¡°Aw¡­ ew!¡± (Vincent) I slowly stepped out of the guts and said: ¡°I HAVE DEFEATED THE DRAGON!!!!!!!!¡± (Vincent) With my shout, hundreds of elves shouted alongside me. ¡­ I then got a message saying:
Congratulations: You have beaten the S ranked Silver dragon, as a reward you have ranked up!!! You are now rank C.
¡®Awesome, I should check my status! I haven¡¯t checked it in ages!¡¯ (Thoughts) As I thought that, I said: ¡°Status¡± (Vincent) And my status showed up, saying:
Name: Vincent Heflin
Age: 16
Height: 6¡¯5
Hair color: Black
Trait 1: Tough body (10% reduced damage)
Trait 2: Survivor (Survive almost anything)
Trait 3: Fighter (10% more damage with any attack)
Class: Wisher
Personality: Tough
IQ: 142
Guild: [None]
Master: [None]
Awakened ability: Unlimited wishes.
Other ability: Teleportation, Inventory, Appraisal, Tame, [None]
Rank: C
¡°Well, that¡¯s actually pretty good, kid!¡± (Grenov) Grenov, who suddenly appeared behind me, said. ¡°Thanks!¡± (Vincent) I said, happily. ¡°But, it¡¯s not as good as mine, Status¡± (Grenov) He said, showing me his status.
Name: Grenov Greyskull
Age: 180
Height: 7¡¯3
Hair color: Blonde
Trait 1: Born Warrior (+40% Damage output)
Trait 2: Calming Aura (When you¡¯re calm, everyone else is calm)
Trait 3: Natural Trader (Gain +10% when selling, and Gain -10% when buying)
Class: Guardian of Yggdrasil
Personality: Ruthless
IQ: 720
Guild: [None]
Master: [None]
Awakened ability: World Teleport
Other ability: Summon, [None]
Rank: S
¡°Oh¡­ oh, my god¡­ you¡¯re an S-ranker!¡± (Vincent) I said, shocked. ¡°Yep, but a C-ranker isn¡¯t that bad!¡± (Grenov) He said, smugly. ¡®Smug son of a bitch! I¡¯m gonna become an SS-ranker and show him what¡¯s up!¡¯ (Thoughts) I said, in my heart. ¡°Thanks¡­ haha¡± (Vincent) I said, clenching my fist tightly. ¡°Okay then¡­ I must say, thank you for defeating the SS-ranked silver dragon, without you, we¡¯d be¡­ dead¡± (Grenov) Grenov suddenly said, bowing. ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ Why is he bowing!!?? ¡°Why are you bowing?¡± (Vincent) I asked, genuinely curious. ¡°You have saved Yggdrasil¡­ you saved all of the high elves, I am forever in your debt Vincent¡± (Grenov) Grenov said, in a polite tone. ¡°...Okaaaay, how about you don¡¯t be in my debt¡­ I wouldn¡¯t want you doing anything drastic, like¡­ risking your life for me¡± (Vincent) I said, shaking my hands in the air. ¡°That wouldn¡¯t be the elven way, my friend¡­ no, my lord¡­ we are in your debt, if you ever need us, just call¡­ we¡¯ll be at your aid, immediately, no matter the world¡± (Grenov) Grenov said as he handed me a¡­ block of wood. ¡°If you are in danger, burn the wood and we shall charge into battle!!! Brothers in arms!¡± (Grenov) He said, passionately. ¡°...Thank you, Grenov¡­¡± (Vincent) I said, happily. ¡°You are welcome, my lord¡± (Grenov) He said as he walked off to the other high elves. ¡­ ¡°So¡­ I have an army of high elves at my disposal¡­ that¡­ is extremely useful!¡± (Vincent) I said to myself, as I walked into Yggdrasil and¡­ fell asleep. -------------------------- The end XD. Chapter 8: A familiar? Face. It¡¯s been two months since the dragon attack and right now, I¡¯m sitting in the ruin of some city within the forest. I¡¯m currently eating a sandwich that I wished for, double bacon with egg. It¡¯s delicious~. Until I heard a voice! [¡°That sandwich looks delicious¡­ too bad he can¡¯t see me¡±] (???) ¡°Huh!? Who¡¯s there? Do you want my sandwich, if you do, you¡¯re not getting it!¡± (Vincent) I said, cradling the sandwich in my arms¡­ IT¡¯S MINE! [¡°You can hear me!?¡±] (???) He asked, shocked. ¡°Yeah¡­ why shouldn¡¯t I? AND YOU¡¯RE NOT GETTING MY SANDWICH!!!¡± (Vincent) I shouted. [¡°Oh¡­ uh, well¡­ pleasure to meet you, I¡¯m Warren Black¡­ a phantom¡±] (Warren) (A/N: I have been given permission by the author of WGO ImaginexBreaker, to use this character, since he wouldn¡¯t use him¡­ I ASKED HIM TO, SO MANY TIMES BUT HE SAID NO! So, I¡¯m adding him to my book¡­ showing him what he missed out on XD HAHAHA) Warren said, suddenly appearing out of nowhere, in front of me. ¡°Gah!... Pleasure to meet you Warren¡­ I¡¯m Vincent Heflin, I hope we can be good friends¡­ if you don¡¯t try to take my sandwich!¡± (Vincent) I said, pouting slightly as I was still protecting my precious food! But, I extended my hand, hoping he¡¯d shake it. [¡°Hahaha, I think this is the beginning of a long friendship!¡±] (Warren) Warren said, shaking my hand. ¡°So, let¡¯s go!¡± (Vincent) I said as I began to walk towards the general direction of Yggdrasil¡­ I think¡­ I will admit it, I¡¯m lost, and too stubborn to teleport! [¡°About that¡­¡±] (Warren) Warren said, causing me to stop. ¡°What?¡± (Vincent) [¡°Something is tying me to this place¡­ an orb, I can¡¯t break it and none of the past adventurers would either, they said that even if it was valuable, they¡¯d be arrested if they broke it¡­ I don¡¯t know why¡­ I can lead you to it, so you can break it!¡±] (Warren) Warren said, already walking towards the orb. ¡°The fuck is this? Appraisal!¡± (Vincent) I said, surprised by the weird red orb in front of me.
Dungeon core
Rank: E
The lowest level of dungeon cores, it can summon one living being that will try to kill any intruders in the dungeon.
¡°Oh, it¡¯s a dungeon core¡­ aaand, it¡¯s broken!¡± (Vincent) I said, as I picked the dungeon core up and threw it against a wall, causing it to break apart¡­ like glass. [¡°I¡¯m¡­ free¡­ oh my god, I¡¯m free! Thank you!!! Thank you!!! I¡¯ll do anything you want!!! Anything!!!¡±] (Warren) Warren said, dramatically. ¡°Be my friend¡± (Vincent) I said, extending my arm to him. [¡°Okay¡­ my first friend¡­ this is kinda cool, dude, you got anywhere to live or something?¡±] (Warren) He asked, as he grabbed my hand and we shook hands. ¡°Yeah¡­ Yggdrasil, I¡¯m just lost¡­ teehee~¡± (Vincent) I said, laughing slightly. [¡°Yg¡­ Yggdrasil!!! Oh my god, that¡¯s amazing!!! You live in the world tree!¡±] (Warren) Warren shouted, happily. ¡°Yeah, now¡­ let¡¯s go in¡­ the general direction of Yggdrasil, and¡­ let me just finish my sandwich¡± (Vincent) I said, sitting back down¡­ and eating my sandwich. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ It took around an hour, but we made it back to Yggdrasil. ¡°Hello everyone, I would like to introduce our new friend, Warren!¡± (Vincent) I said as I walked into Yggdrasil, and I gestured toward Warren. [¡°Hello everyone!¡±] (Warren) ¡­ Why is everyone looking at me, like I¡¯m crazy? ¡°...Vincent¡­ there isn¡¯t anyone there¡­¡± (Grenov) Grenov said, confused. ¡°No, he¡¯s here¡­ he¡¯s a phantom, only certain people can see him! He was trapped in a dungeon!¡± (Vincent) I said, angrily. [¡°Yeah!¡±] (Warren) Warren said, supporting me. ¡°Sir¡­ I can see him¡­ and hear him, I think what he¡¯s saying is true¡­¡± (Elf) An elf said, and soon a few elves started telling Grenov that they saw the phantom Warren. ¡°I also see him¡± (Elf) ¡°Me too¡± (Elf) ¡°I don¡¯t see him, but I believe that he¡¯s there!¡± (Elf) Some random elves said. And some other elves just didn¡¯t believe. ¡°If I don¡¯t see it, I don¡¯t believe it!!!¡± (Elf) ¡°This is probably just some sort of joke!¡± (Elf) ¡°I think Sir Vincent and our brothers and sisters have gone mad! We should give them some proper medical treatment!¡± (Elf) ¡°Just lock them in a cell¡­ it¡¯ll sort itself in time!¡± (Elf) ¡­ These guys are sort of pricks¡­ ¡°I assure you, I¡¯m not insane¡­ Warren¡­ do you have any abilities?¡± (Vincent) I asked Warren, and he replied. [¡°Two¡­ one of them is a flash of red lightning¡­ but, it¡¯s really weak and could just kill a mosquito¡­ The other one is, just shadow slaves¡­ basically, I enslave a dying enemies shadow¡­ but, it only has half of its prior strength¡±] (Warren) Warren said. ¡°Okay, use the red lightning¡­¡± (Vincent) Right as I said that, a flash of red lightning hit me¡­ causing a whopping zero points of damage! ''Hold up... isn''t that lightning similar to gods?'' (Thoughts) I thought. ¡°...See, he¡¯s real!¡± (Vincent) I said, happily. And an elf replied with: ¡°And, who said that you didn¡¯t just wish for that to happen!?¡± (Elf) And to that, I replied with: ¡°Okay, I¡¯ll go right in front of you, and keep my mouth shut¡­ then it will happen again!¡± (Vincent) I said, walking in front of the elf and, Warren used his red lightning again¡­ he hit me again¡­ is he purposely hitting me, trying to hurt me!? ¡°Okay¡­ his friend Warren is real¡­ what race is he?¡± (Elf) The elf asked.This novel is published on a different platform. Support the original author by finding the official source. ¡°Phantom¡­ I think¡± (Vincent) I said, unsure if I heard him right earlier. [¡°You¡¯re right, it¡¯s Phantom¡­ we¡¯re a relatively unknown race of shadow people¡±] (Warren) Warren said, proudly. ¡°I¡­ I see him!!!¡± (Elf) ¡°I do too!¡± (Elf) A couple of elves said as they saw a blurry figure near them. [¡°Oh, it seems like the elves here are becoming accustomed to the idea of me¡­ this is amazing, to be able to be seen by so many! And I can have so many conversations! Thanks, Vincent!¡±] (Warren) Warren said, happily. ¡°What¡¯s going on? Why is there a¡­ shadow person¡­ here?¡± (Alex) Alex, who just woke up asked. ¡­ All of my friends are asleep, they deserve the sleep after defending the village every night! ¡°Oh, this is Warren¡­ our new friend!¡± (Vincent) I said, cheerfully. [¡°Hello there, I¡¯m Warren Black¡­ a Phantom, pleasure to meet you¡±] (Warren) Warren said, forcefully shaking Alex¡¯ hand. ¡°Oh um, pleasure to meet you too Warren, I¡¯m Alex¡­ Alexander Vitrulion¡± (Alex) Alex said, awkwardly. ¡°What¡¯s up with the racket?¡± (Ratel) ¡°Yeah!?¡± (Mason) Mason and Ratel woke up, slightly grumpy. ¡°We made a new friend, his name¡¯s Warren Black¡­ -sigh- I¡¯m already sick of introducing you dude¡­¡± (Vincent) [¡°Yeah me too¡­ hi, I¡¯m Warren Black, a Phantom, a pleasure to meet you¡±] (Warren) Warren said, forcefully shaking both of their hands. ¡°Ratel Gobstick, nice to meet you¡­¡± (Ratel) Ratel replied, slightly annoyed. ¡°Mason Gobstick, Ratel¡¯s younger brother¡­ a pleasure to meet you Warren¡± (Mason) Mason replied, happily. ¡°Why is everyone so loud!?¡± (Ren) Ren, who just woke up, shouted. ¡®Says the person whose shout probably broke a few glasses¡¯ (Thoughts) ¡°This is Warren¡± (Vincent) ¡°Oh, milord, a pleasure to see you today¡­ wait, who¡¯s this?¡± (Ren) Ren said, ignoring what I just said¡­ [¡°I¡¯m Warren Black like he just said¡­ I¡¯m a Phantom, pleasure to meet you¡±] (Warren) Warren said as he was not so subtly staring at her breasts. ¡°Oh, I¡¯m Ren Gravestone, pleasure to meet you¡± (Ren) Ren said politely¡­ but, we all knew that she was angry¡­ not at Warren, but at Ratel and Mason for waking her up. ¡°Okay, so¡­ the meetings are done, let¡¯s hunt!¡± (Vincent) I said, walking out of the world tree with Alex, Ren, Ratel, Mason, and Warren. I saw some Werebears and Squidmen guarding the outside of the world tree, with a few gigantic spiders on the tree. ¡°Time for the thrill of the hunt!¡± (Vincent) I said happily. [¡°This will be fun!¡±] (Warren) Warren said, excitedly. [¡°Vincent is it okay if before you kill the monsters, I make them my shadow slaves, it¡¯ll be helpful in the long run, especially if I run into any danger¡±] (Warren) Warren asked, politely. ¡°Sure¡± (Vincent) I replied. [¡°Thanks¡±] (Warren) -------------- We killed: 103: Cyclops¡¯ 1823: Kobolds 18929: Goblins 1728: Hobgoblins 181: Ogres 7: Oni 1728991: Slimes 8321: Horned rabbits 2824: Horned wolves 3838: Werebears 3943: Squidmen 38992: Molemen 382232: Gigantic spiders 2: Spider queens 83292: Scorpios 4839: Horned tigers 2921: Sharkmen And, 1: Wyvern. All in all, it was an amazing hunt, that lasted for¡­ a week. [¡°I have so many shadow slaves now! They¡¯re an extremely powerful army! Thanks, Vincent¡±] (Warren) Warren said, with a gigantic smile on his face. ¡°You¡¯re welcome Warren, and we got the meat and alchemy materials, okay then, let¡¯s go back¡± (Vincent) I said as I teleported all of us back to the world tree Yggdrasil. [¡°... You could teleport¡­¡±] (Warren) Warren said, in a monotone voice. ¡°Yeah, why?¡± (Vincent) I replied. [¡°So, when you got lost in the forest¡­ you could have just teleported back, why didn¡¯t you?¡±] (Warren) He asked, curious. ¡°I didn¡¯t want to!¡± (Vincent) I said, quickly. [¡°IT TOOK US AN HOUR TO FIND THE WORLD TREE!!!¡±] (Warren) All of a sudden, Warren yelled at me in anger. ¡°Dude, sorry¡­ just chill out¡­ it¡¯s okay man¡­¡± (Vincent) I said, trying to calm him down. ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ And, it worked. [¡°Okay¡­ sorry, I guess I¡¯m just annoyed at the fact that, you could teleport back, but you didn¡¯t¡±] (Warren) ¡°Yeah, he can be a bit of an idiot sometimes -sigh-¡± (Ren) Ren sighed. ¡°I¡¯m not an idiot, I just CHOSE not to teleport¡­¡± (Vincent) I said, pouting. [¡°Well, you¡¯re an idiot!¡±] (Warren) Warren said while he was chuckling a little bit. ¡°Well, you have no physical form!!!¡± (Vincent) I retorted. [¡°Dude¡­ that¡¯s pretty offensive¡­¡±] (Warren) Warren said, looking offended. ¡°Oh¡­ I¡¯m sorry!¡± (Vincent) I said, suddenly. [¡°Pfft... hahahahaha, dude I was just kidding, I know that I have no physical form! And how is it offensive to point out the obvious!?¡±] (Warren) Warren laughed. ¡°Yeah, like how you¡¯re black! Hahahahaha¡± (Vincent) ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ [¡°Okay, now THAT was pretty offensive!¡±] (Warren) Warren said, angrily. ¡°Oh¡­ fuck, shit¡­ but I was stating the obvious¡­ oh OH!!! Shit man, sorry!¡± (Vincent) I said, just noticing how¡­ offensive it sounded. [¡°It¡¯s okay¡­ I¡¯m not even of African-american descent¡­ I think, so, why should I even be offended by you calling me black?¡±] (Warren) Warren asked. ¡°Wait, you don¡¯t know if you¡¯re of African-american descent?¡± (Vincent) I asked, confused. [¡°-sigh-, Yeah¡­ I may have forgotten to tell you¡­ I have amnesia¡­ I don¡¯t remember anything about my family¡­ friends or lovers¡­ do you know how it feels to know that you don¡¯t know something, but you can never EVER know it!?¡±] (Warren) Warren asked¡­ all of us. ¡°No¡­¡± (Vincent) I said. ¡°Nope¡± (Ren) Ren said. ¡°Nuh uh¡± (Ratel) Ratel said. ¡°Actually¡­ I¡­ -sigh- no¡± (Mason) Mason said. ¡°Nope¡­ sorry man, but we don¡¯t know what you¡¯re feeling¡± (Alex) Alex said. [¡°Oh, okay¡­ so, why don¡¯t you take the meat out of your inventory, and give it to Grenov¡±] (Warren) Warren said optimistically. ¡°Oh, right¡± (Vincent) I said as I took all of the meat out of the inventory, along with the ingredients for alchemy, such as. Slime, Scorpio claw¡­ pincers?, Spider webs and other stuff. ¡°Oh, magnificent! We can make quite a lot of items out of these, we could use these for some potions¡­ these for clothing and armor¡­ weapons¡­ that would make a decent aphrodisiac¡­ I should save that for a rainy day¡­ Melinda hasn¡¯t been that happy with our sex-life lately...¡± (Grenov) Grenov started mumbling to himself¡­ all I heard was ¡°Aphrodisiac¡± and ¡°Sex-life¡± and I think I heard ¡°Melinda¡±... okay, so¡­ I¡¯m gonna repress that thought! ¡°Okay, so¡­ Grenov, are your soldiers accustomed to the tank and guns?¡± (Vincent) I asked. ¡°Yes, they¡¯re good¡­ but not as good as your friend Alex¡­ if he could show our men and women a few things, I would be incredibly thankful¡± (Grenov) Grenov said, smiling. ¡°-sigh- Alex, show Grenov¡¯s troops a thing or two about their weapons¡± (Vincent) I commanded Alex. ¡°Yes, sir!¡± (Alex) Alex saluted and jogged toward the shooting range. ¡°Vincent, I have noticed¡­ your new friend Warren seems to have grown stronger¡± (Grenov) Grenov said, enthusiastically. ¡°Really? Let me check¡­ Appraisal¡± (Vincent) As I said that, Warren¡¯s status showed up.
Name: Warren Black
Age: ???
Height: 6¡¯3
Hair color: Black
Trait 1: Natural ambassador (Makes allies quicker)
Trait 2: Natural infiltrator (Infiltrates buildings easier)
Trait 3: Amnesiac (Has no memories of their past)
Class: Phantom
Personality: Friendly
IQ: 150
Guild: [None]
Master: [None]
Awakened ability: Shadow Slave
Other ability: Red Lightning, [None]
Rank: D
Oh, he¡¯s a D-ranker!... his traits are pretty interesting¡­ ¡°Looks like he recently ranked up¡­ well I think he did¡± (Vincent) I said. ¡°Well, that¡¯s good¡­ does he have any other abilities or traits?¡± (Grenov) Grenov asked. ¡°Infiltrator, Ambassador and¡­ Amnesiac¡­ so, he wasn¡¯t lying about that¡± (Vincent) I mumbled to myself near the end. ¡°Okay¡­ thanks, now I¡¯m going to check on the soldiers at the shooting range, see how they¡¯re doing¡± (Grenov) Grenov said sounding TOTALLY suspicious. Then, I saw him grab some slime and a few¡­ weird plants, I used appraisal on all of them and¡­ it turns out, they¡¯re all ingredients for an aphrodisiac... god bless that elf! ¡­ What to do now¡­ fuck it, I¡¯m gonna see if I can make some armor for myself and the others! ¡­ --------------------------------------- It took me¡­ a couple of days, but I¡¯ve finally finished making the armor, now to see what rank it is with Appraisal.
Monster hunter¡¯s armor
Rank: B
Made from the bones of various monsters and the hide of various different monsters.
Rank B isn¡¯t bad! Not bad at all! ¡°Hey guys, I¡¯ve finished with the armor!¡± (Vincent) As I yelled, Ren, Ratel, Mason, Alex, and Warren¡­ suddenly appeared. ¡°So, this is the armor you were working on? It looks good, milord!¡± (Ren) Ren said as she tried on her armor. I personally customized them for each person, Ren¡¯s armor was mostly made of the bones of Werebears and Scorpios¡­ it looked awesome! Especially with the hide of the horned wolves and horned tigers, making a greyish orange colour. ¡°Hey, this looks really good!¡± (Ratel) Ratel said as he tried his armor on. It was made completely of bones, of Ogres, Oni, Cyclops¡¯ and Sharkmen. It had some of my¡­ design on it, as I added two shark fins on the shoulders, after sharpening them¡­ making some shoulder blades¡­ and I made some claws on his bone gloves. ¡°This looks amazing!¡± (Mason) Mason said, trying on his robe. I didn¡¯t make him any armor, he requested that I made him a robe. It¡¯s made of mostly Horned wolf and Horned rabbit hide¡­ and some other hides. I appraised it and this came up:
Monster Hunter¡¯s robe
Rank: C
A simple robe made of various monster hides.
Rank C isn¡¯t bad either. ¡°This looks awesome!¡± (Alex) Alex said as he put his armor on. It was made of mostly Oni bones and Cyclops skin¡­ with some other hides and bones mixed in. Now, onto Warren¡¯s armor¡­ he didn¡¯t get any, but I made his favorite shadow slave ¡°Shara¡± some armor¡­ Shara¡¯s the wyvern we killed¡­ so, it was hard to make armor for her¡­ but, I did it! And¡­ yeah, that what took me the most time. ¡°Kuuu¡± (Shara) Shara¡­ said. [¡°Shara said thank you, for the lovely armor¡±] (Warren) Oh thank god, he can understand his shadow slaves! ¡­ Now, onto my armor. Completely made from Shara the wyvern¡¯s corpse. The¡­ frame is made of the bones and the rest is all from her¡­ skin? Basically, I just look badass, and it¡¯s very good! ¡°Guys, look at me¡­ I look like a badass!¡± (Vincent) I said, happily. ¡°Pfft!¡± (Elf) A random elf, almost burst out laughing. ¡­ What¡¯s wrong with this? Oh god! I stepped into some monster shit! Ew, gross! ¡­ I fell¡­ Into more shit¡­ This is so embarrassing. ¡°Here, let me help you up!¡± (Grenov) Grenov said, pulling me up. ¡°Thanks, Grenov¡± (Vincent) I said, truly thankful. ¡°Now, how about we wash that armor of yours¡­ you know what, you should also have a shower!¡± (Grenov) Grenov said as he got me out of the armor. ¡­ Also, we have showers! Yay for steampunk¡­ dwarven technology!!! ¡°Aaah~ this is the best!¡± (Vincent) I said to myself, in the shower¡­ until I heard something in the distance. *DUM* *DUM* *DUM* *DUM* Is that the sound of¡­ war drums? Oh god, we¡¯re under attack! ----- The end XD. Chapter 9: Six-way battle ¡°THE HUMANS HAVE BROKEN THE TREATY!!!!¡± (Elf) ¡°MEN, THESE ELVES WON¡¯T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEIR WOMEN ARE IN OUR BEDS!!!¡± (Human) ¡°KILL THEM!!!¡± (Elf) ¡°FOR THE GREAT KINGDOM OF URISTAL!!!¡± (Commander) I heard the shouts of elves and humans alike. ¡°What¡¯s going on!?¡± (Vincent) I said as I got out of the shower¡­ with only a towel on. ¡°The humans from the Kingdom of Uristal have broken the peace treaty that was made years ago, we¡¯re going to slaughter these dishonorable traitorous scum!!!¡± (Elf) An elf replied. ¡°Those sons of bitches¡­ give me five minutes, and I¡¯ll help out!¡± (Vincent) I said as I looked down at the towel. ¡°Yes sir, ALRIGHT MEN!!! WE¡¯RE GONNA SLAY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE DISHONORABLE TRAITOROUS SCUM!!!¡± (Elf) The elf shouted, as he¡­ jumped out of the window, and into the middle of battle. ¡­ It took me five minutes, but I finally dried myself and got dressed¡­ ¡°Okay, Vincent¡­ you can do this!¡± (Vincent) I said, to myself, giving myself some much-needed motivation. ¡°These sons of bitches are going to kill your friends¡­ your family¡­ the ones you love¡­ I CAN¡¯T LET THEM DO THAT!!!¡± (Vincent) I said, to myself¡­ ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ I jumped out of the window and started slicing the enemies up. That was until I noticed shouting in the distance¡­ ¡°YOU FILTHY HUMAN SCUM, DO YOU BELIEVE THAT WE WILL LET YOU SLAY OUR SLAVES!? FOR YOUR OWN AMUSEMENT!!! IF YOU DO, WELL¡­ YOU¡¯RE SORELY MISTAKEN!!!¡± (Dark Elf) ¡­ A dark elf shouted, as she charged down the hill she was standing on, along with her army of thousands. ¡­ There¡¯s more! ¡°WE DWARVES WILL NEVER BACK DOWN IN FRONT OF A BATTLE!!!¡± (Dwarf) ¡­ ¡°ROOOOAR!!!¡± (Monster) ¡­ ¡°CHILDREN OF THE BEASTS!!! WE MUST SLAY THESE LESSER BEINGS!!!¡± (Beastman) ¡­ Dwarves, Dark Elves, Humans, Monsters, Beastmen and High elves¡­ all fighting each other¡­ oh god, we¡¯re so screwed! [¡°What¡¯s going on Vincent?¡±] (Warren) Warren suddenly appeared out of nowhere. ¡°GAH!!!¡± (Vincent)If you spot this story on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. Naturally, I acted like any natural human being and¡­ ran away. [¡°Pfft¡­ hahaha, sorry, dude¡­ I didn¡¯t mean to scare you, I was just curious about what¡¯s happening¡±] (Warren) Warren said to me, as I calmed down. ¡°...We¡¯re basically fucked, we¡¯ve got¡­ Beastmen, Humans, Dark Elves, Dwarves, and Monsters¡­ all on our asses, we¡¯re totally fucked¡­ unless they¡¯re not allied with each other¡­ ORDER THE SOLDIERS TO RETREAT!!! We¡¯ll stay within Yggdrasil!!!¡± (Vincent) I said, as I sliced a dark elves throat with Excalibur, and impaled another with Durandal. [¡°Alright!¡±] (Warren) Warren said, as he¡­ flew? To Grenov and ordered the retreat into the world tree. ¡®Good, they¡¯re going inside¡­ It¡¯s a pity that I¡¯m not coming...¡¯ (Thoughts) I thought as I kept on killing the enemies. ¡°VINCENT!!! GET IN HERE!!!¡± (Grenov) Grenov shouted as he shot down a couple of dark elves. ¡°Don¡¯t worry about me! I¡¯ll catch up in a minute or two!!!¡± (Vincent) I shouted back, as I happily sliced through the opposition. ¡°ALRIGHT!!! YOU HEARD HIM, PEOPLE, HE¡¯S GONNA BE ALRIGHT!!! NOW GET YOUR SORRY ASSES INSIDE!!!¡± (Grenov) Grenov shouted towards my friends as they ran inside. Grenov then closed the gate to the world tree. ¡°I wish that the gate will never be broken... and the High Elves and my friends won¡¯t be able to open it from the inside¡­ until all enemies are dead¡­¡± (Vincent) I wished, and the gates were sealed¡­ almost for good. ¡°Good¡­ NOW!!! YOU SORRY SONS OF BITCHES!!! COME AT ME!!!¡± (Vincent) I shouted, as I teleported behind enemies randomly, and stabbed them in the back. ¡°YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!¡± (Dark elf commander) She said as she tried to stab me. But, I teleported away from her attack, and I said: ¡°I wish for the commanders of each army to be put in separate unbreakable cells¡± (Vincent) And, the enemy commanders were all put into different unbreakable cells. ¡°Good, now without the commanders¡­ these fuckers should be easy pickings!¡± (Vincent) I shouted as I used some of my tamed creatures that were hidden in the woods, of their own volition. (A/N: Chapter¡­ 7?) to help me attack the enemies. ¡°ROOOAR!!!¡± (Tamed werebear) One of the werebears roared as it crashed into multiple enemies in its wake. ¡°RUFF!!!¡± (Alpha Horned Wolf) The horned wolves alpha barked, and¡­ the horned wolves literally swarmed every single enemy in their wake. ¡°AAAAH!!!¡± (Dwarf) One of the dwarves shouted in agony. ¡­ What am I doing? I¡¯m slaughtering countless people¡­ ...No¡­ they¡¯re not people¡­ not if they want to kill my friends, or enslave them! ¡­ -sigh- Okay, I¡¯m better¡­ ¡°KILL THEM ALL!!!¡± (Vincent) I commanded the entire army of tamed monsters under my command¡­ and they perfectly obeyed. The werebears and sharkmen teamed up, and¡­ brutally ripped apart any enemy they came across. The horned creatures, all started to attack the enemies when they least expected it. The squidmen used some water magic to distract the enemies, while some scorpios¡¯ burrowed underground, and¡­ buried the enemy soldiers alive. ¡°WE¡¯RE WINNING!!! MAKE SURE NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM COMES OUT ALIVE!!!¡± (Vincent) I shouted¡­ and I surprisingly got a message, saying:
Due to your perfect commanding skills, you have been granted the power: Command
The Command ability allows you to take control of any creature of a lower rank, and make them serve your bidding. If you have the ability Tame, Command will boost its effects. And you can lead armies to their deaths, and they wouldn¡¯t think twice about it.
That¡¯s¡­ useful. ¡°Guys, you can come out now!¡± (Vincent) I said after I made sure that every single one of those fuckers weredead!... Other than the commanders, which I kept as prisoners of war! ¡°...You said that you¡¯d be in, in a few minutes¡­ but, you stayed out here¡­ fought against the entire army and¡­ you won!?¡± (Grenov) Grenov said, astonished by my feat. ¡°It wasn¡¯t easy¡­ I lost quite a lot of my comrades here¡± (Vincent) I said as I gestured towards the tamed creatures. ¡°...Seventy percent died¡­ and another twenty-five percent are wounded¡­ Warren!¡± (Vincent) I shouted, and Warren appeared. [¡°Yes Vincent? What do you want?¡±] (Warren) Warren asked, politely. ¡°I want you to¡­ use your shadow slave¡­ thing, on the ones that aren¡¯t going to make it¡­ at least, they¡¯ll still be useful¡± (Vincent) I said. [¡°Got it¡±] (Warren) Warren said, as he¡­ floated around, enslaving the shadows of the ones near death. ¡°Well¡­ looks like he¡¯s having fun¡± (Grenov) Grenov saidas he looked at the smiling Warren. ¡°Yeah¡­ so¡­ I think we should upgrade the defenses here¡± (Vincent) I said, nonchalantly. ¡°Why?¡± (Grenov) Grenov asked. ¡°Well, five armies did just attack us and almost annihilated us¡­ so, yeah¡­ we should upgrade the defenses! Maybe¡­ a few turrets up there¡± I said as I pointed towards a few thick branches. ¡°Some mines around here¡± I pointed towards the north and east. ¡°And¡­ well, I could wish for some more guards to protect the area¡± (Vincent) I said. ¡°Please¡­ do that¡± (Grenov) Grenov said, humbly. ¡°I wish for¡­ two hundred more High elven guards, and for them to be elite guards trained in every fighting style¡± (Vincent) ¡­ The pain came back. ¡°AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!¡± (Vincent) After I finished screaming, I saw two hundred high elven guards in complete gold armor with multiple weapons on their backs, some had a halberd and shortsword¡­ a couple others had a greatsword and crossbow¡­ one had a greatsword and a halberd¡­ dual wielding. ¡°Hello there SIRS!¡± (Two hundred elite elven guards) They all said in unison. ¡°At ease soldiers¡­ I want fifty of you each to guard the south, north, east and west borders¡­ make sure nothing comes in or out without my or Vincent''s permission¡± (Grenov) Grenov said, strictly. ¡°SIR YES SIR!!!¡± (Two hundred elite elven guards) They said in unison as they split apart into four groups. ¡°Okay, so¡­ what do we do now?¡± (Vincent) I asked Grenov. ¡°We kill every single one of those sons of bitches!¡± (Grenov) Grenov said, in a voice filled with fury. ¡°Okay¡­ so, we¡¯re going to attack¡­ Humans, Dark Elves, Dwarves, Monsters, and Beastmen¡­ at the same time¡­ that doesn¡¯t sound like the best plan¡­ unless we get Warren to enslave their shadows before they die¡­ then we use my taming ability to control the monsters and attack the enemies from every side¡­ it could work¡­ but, we would have to be incredibly lucky¡± (Vincent) I said as I planned the attacks. ¡°Okay then, I¡¯ll get the troops ready¡± (Grenov) Grenov said as he walked off to get all of the High elves ready for a war with everyone around us. ----------- The end. 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Chapter 10: The war against the kingdom of Uristal. ¡°So¡­ who should we attack first?¡± (Vincent) I asked. ¡°Alright then¡­ let¡¯s attack the kingdom of Uristal¡± (Grenov) Grenov said with a large grin spread across his face. [¡°Why are we attacking them first? Why not the monsters? Vincent can tame them and I can turn their shadows into slaves. Making two new soldiers¡±] (Warren) Warren asked. ¡°I- Okay, I just wanted to get revenge as quickly as possible¡­ but, yeah. Warren, that¡¯s actually a really good idea. Let¡¯s do that¡± (Grenov) Grenov said with a smile. ¡°Or, we could startthewar with Uristal¡­ and completely wipe them out in one swoop and then, we can get the monsters¡± (Vincent) I suggested, and everyone agreed... I may have secretly wished for that to happen, though. ¡°Alright then! Let¡¯s start this fucking war!!!¡± (Ratel) Ratel shouted excitedly as he punched his chest repeatedly¡­ like a gorilla. ¡°Pfft!¡± (Alex) Alex tried hiding a laugh. ¡°What? What¡¯s funny?¡± (Ratel) Ratel asked, in a confused tone. ¡°You look just like a fucking gorilla!!! Ha ha ha ha!¡± (Ren) Ren suddenly shouted as she fell back laughing. ¡°Hey! Fuck off Ren!¡± (Ratel) Ratel suddenly got angry. ¡°Brother, calm down. What do you think the king thinks of the BOTH of you now that he¡¯s seen you fight each other!?¡± (Mason) Mason asked. ¡®Wait, they fight when I¡¯m not around?¡¯ (Thought) I thought. ¡°Good point¡­¡±(Ren) Ren said. The author''s narrative has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. ¡°You¡¯re right¡­ he does have a point¡­¡± (Ratel) Ratel said. ¡°Right then, let¡¯s go! To war!¡± (Vincent) I shouted with a grin on my face. ________________________________________________ We marched to the kingdom. The only reason why I didn¡¯t wish us there is simple. I don¡¯t want everyone to get lazy. We were at the gates of the capital city. Which I don¡¯t know the name of. When we were confronted by several hundred guards on the walls, each wielding a crossbow. Aimed directly at us. ¡°Lookie here Garrett! It¡¯s the elves! Looks like they¡¯ve come to surrender!¡± (Guard) A guard said arrogantly. ¡°Yeah! Hey, Jim do you think we¡¯ll be able to have some¡­ fun, with one or two of the women?¡± (Garrett) The guard named Garrett asked. Lust evident in his eyes. ¡°Yup¡± (Jim) The guard named Jim said with an arrogant grin. ¡°Actually¡­ we¡¯re not here for surrender. We¡¯re here for bloodshed¡± (Vincent) I said with a heartfelt smile. ¡°Wha-¡± (Jim) The guard named Jim got his head cut off by Ratel¡¯s Greatsword after he and quite a few elves successfully managed to sneak up the walls while the guards were distracted by us. ¡°Hahahaha!!! This rush! This is what I¡¯ve wanted! COME AT ME HUMANS!!! FACE MY SWORD!!!¡± (Ratel) Ratel shouted with a bloodthirsty grin. ¡®Well, at least he¡¯s happy¡¯ (Thoughts) I thought to myself as I pulled out a pistol and shot two of the enemy guards in the head. ¡°What in the hell is that!?¡± (Guard) One of the guards shouted as he saw two of his comrades die instantly. ¡°This, well it¡¯s called a gun.¡± (Vincent) I said. ¡°Actually, it¡¯s a .44 magnum revolver¡­ but, yeah. It¡¯s a gun¡± (Alex) Alex said as he used his healing flame on some of our wounded allies. ¡°Thanks for the more specific explanation Alex. Now¡­ what should we do with all of you?¡± (Vincent) I asked. ¡°S-spare us?¡± (Guard) One of the guards asked. ¡°Hahahahaha. No¡± (Vincent) I said as I shot him directly between the eyes¡­ and, it didn¡¯t kill him. ¡°AAAAAAAH!!!!¡± (Guard) The guard screamed in pain. ¡®Right, I forgot. You can actually survive a bullet wound directly between your eyes because your skulls thicker there¡­ or something like that¡¯ (Thoughts) I thought as I ignored his screams of pain and shot him in the head a second time. Killing him. *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* I finished executing the guards and we made our way to the castle. To find Warren, Ren, and Mason already there. Holding the king, his family, every corrupt noble in the kingdom and their guard''s hostage, using shadow slaves and guns¡­ also, the fact that Shara was watching them intensively, stopped any thought of escape. ¡°Hi Shara¡± (Vincent) I walked up to her and started to pet her. ¡°Kuu~¡± (Shara) Shara smiled. ["She said hi"] (Warren) Warren said with a small smile. ¡°Now, let¡¯s commence the second execution!¡± (Vincent) I said. [¡°Hey, can I turn them into shadow slaves first?¡±] (Warren) Warren asked. ¡°Of course. It only seems fair. If you enslave someone in life, you shall become a slave in death¡± (Vincent) I said with a smile. ¡°M¡¯lord, that¡¯s a great idea!¡± (Ren) Ren said with a smile. ¡°Thank you, Ren¡± (Vincent) I smiled back. [¡°...And, done. You can kill them now¡±] (Warren) Warren said with a grin. ¡°Good. I wish you all would burn for eternity, but nothing else around you burns. And you¡¯re paralyzed in place for all eternity too¡­ and, you can¡¯t die¡­ hehe~¡± (Vincent) I said with a mischievous smile as I burned them alive. If you¡¯re wondering. ¡°Hold up, what happened to the pussy, named Vincent?¡± Well, dear reader. I¡¯ve simply wished away my morals and sanity for a set amount of time until I pass out. And, when I wake up, I¡¯ll forget this happened. ¡°Alright then, mission complete. Let¡¯s go back home¡­ actually¡­ one second¡­ I wish we get teleported back to Yggdrasil along with every living slave and person with a pure heart. Everyone else can burn to death¡± (Vincent) I said as I began to vanish. Along with everyone else in the room, except for the guards, nobles and the royal family, who burned for eternity. ¡°So, we¡¯re back¡­¡± (Vincent) I said with a smile. ¡°Looks like the time limit¡¯s up¡­ goodnight~¡± (Vincent) I said as I blew a kiss to everyone and passed out. ---the end--- Chapter 11: Slaves and training "Where are we?¡± (???) ¡°Mommy!?¡± (???) ¡°Where¡¯s that asshole of a master at!? I¡¯m gonna gut him like the fucking pig he is!¡± (???) ¡°FREEDOM!!!¡± (???) ¡°W-we¡¯re free?!¡± (???) I heard multiple voices I didn¡¯t recognize when I woke up. ¡°W-what happened?¡± (Vincent) I asked. ¡°Oh, sir. Don¡¯t you remember? You torched the entire capital city along with most of the inhabitants¡­ but, you teleported us, the slaves and everyone with a pure heart¡­ that heartless version of you is quite the smart one¡± (Alex) Alex said as he grabbed my hand and pulled me up. I looked around and saw various races. Humans, High Elves, Dark elves, Dwarves, Lizardmen, Beastmen, Lamia, Gnomes, Fairies and a few undead. ¡°Hello there, my friends. I am Grenov¡­ and our Lord has saved you!!!¡± (Grenov) All of a sudden, I heard Grenov shouting. So, I turned around and saw Grenov on a stage, with a big smile on his face. ¡®What the fuck is he doing!?¡¯ (Thoughts) I thought. ¡°Who the fuck are you!? Elf!?¡± (Beastman) A large lion beastman shouted. ¡°I, am Grenov. A servant of my lord. The same Lord who freed you all from being torched along with Uristal, might I add¡± (Grenov) Grenov said with pride in his voice. ¡°So, he¡¯s the guy who torched the place? Where is he! I want to give him a kiss!¡± (Dark elf) A busty dark elf with several scars across her body said with a grin. ¡°Well, he¡¯s actually in the crowd with all of you. You see, he passed out along with all of you¡­ transporting thousands of people would do that to even the most powerful magus¡± (Grenov) Grenov said with a smile. And with that, everyone looked around. Trying to figure out who the lord was. ¡­ Sadly, literally, everyone ignored me. Then, I heard something. ¡°Yes! I am your savior! I am the lord of this elf here!¡± (???) The voice was that of a small child¡­ probably eight or nine years old. ¡°Worship me! For I am your new king! Vaughn!¡± (Vaughn) The kid shouted while laughing. The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation. ¡®This little cunt¡¯s going to steal my thunder!!!¡¯ (Thoughts) I thought. ¡°...¡± (Everyone) Luckily, everyone just ignored him. ¡°... so, nobody¡¯s figured it out yet?... My lord, can you please come up?¡± (Grenov) Grenov asked, politely. ¡°Fine¡± (Vincent) I replied as I teleported onto the stage. ¡°...Hi¡± (Vincent) I said as I awkwardly waved. ¡°...¡± (Everyone) They were all confused. ¡°Ha¡­ hahaha¡­ this must be a joke! That puny human is the ¡°lord¡±? I¡¯d much rather believe the brat! Okay, elf! Joke time¡¯s over! Who is actually the lord?¡± (Lion beastman) The lion beastman asked in a threatening manner. ¡°I wish you would kneel¡± (Vincent) I said in a monotone voice. ¡°Huh?¡± (Lion beastman) The lion beastman began to kneel. ¡°I wish¡­ ALL OF YOU SHALL KNEEL!!!¡± (Vincent) I shouted at the top of my lungs, causing everyone in front of me. Including Grenov. To kneel before me. ¡®This is actually¡­ kind of fun¡¯ (Thoughts) I thought. ¡°Wha- what¡¯s happening!?¡± (Dark elf) ¡°I-I can¡¯t move!¡± (Dwarf) ¡°Why can¡¯t I bloody move!?¡± (Human) People started shouting¡­ it¡¯s giving me a headache. ¡°I wish you would be¡­ SILENT!!!¡± (Vincent) I shouted. ¡°...¡± (Everyone) Nobody could speak. ¡°There¡­ that¡¯s better. Now, I want to say something. I saved you all on a whim. Okay? You¡¯re not special, I just thought I should try to balance some things out¡­ since I¡¯m the one who torched the entire place. I thought ¡°Eh, why not save a few lives too, what harm could that do?¡± Okay. Once again. You¡¯re not special! If you want to leave, fine. I won¡¯t stop you, but if you want to fight with us. And fight for your freedom, go ahead¡­ now, who wants to leave?¡± (Vincent) I asked. ¡°...¡± (Everyone) Nobody spoke. ¡°Oh, right¡­ I wish you could speak and stop kneeling¡± (Vincent) I muttered. ¡°I¡¯m getting out of here!¡± (Lion beastman) ¡°Me too!¡± (Dwarf) ¡°Can I come with you guys?¡± (Fairy) ¡°Wait up!¡± (Dark elf) Several¡­ hundred left on the spot and several more left a while later. Leaving a grand total of¡­ two hundred and fifty new soldiers. ¡°Well, good enough¡­ it¡¯s better to have an army of soldiers than an army of slaves¡± (Vincent) I said. ¡°Now! Let¡¯s get you guys a meal and some new clothes! Then we¡¯ll do some training!¡± (Vincent) I shouted. ¡°Sir yes sir!¡± (Everyone) Everyone shouted in unison. ¡®Holy shit, they¡¯re already like an army¡¯ (Thoughts) I thought. ______________________ It¡¯s been a week since the training began. And I will say this, they¡¯re all pretty talented. They can hit the targets three out of five times and only after a weeks training¡­ that¡¯s pretty good if I say so myself. ¡°Sir, did we do good?¡± (Dwarf) One of the dwarven soldiers asked. ¡°Yeah, you¡¯re all extremely talented. Already hitting three out of five¡­ that¡¯s incredibly good, keep up the good work¡± (Vincent) I said with a smile. Well, there was one person who wasn¡¯t talented. Vaughn, the kid who tried to convince everyone he was their savior¡­ he can hit one out of five¡­ on a good day. And, that¡¯s about it. ¡°Look! Sir Vincent! Sir Alex! I hit two this time! I¡¯m improving!¡± (Vaughn) Vaughn said with pride¡­ even though everyone else is better than him. He won¡¯t stop trying to improve himself, so I let Alex train him. ¡°Good job Vaughn¡± (Alex) Alex said with a small smile. ¡°Yeah, good job¡± (Vincent) I said with a grin. ¡°I¡¯m going to be more powerful than you two will ever be!¡± (Vaughn) Vaughn said with a huge grin. ¡°I hope I can get to see that¡± (Vincent) I said with a smile. ¡°Me too. It¡¯ll be nice to see an apprentice of mine become stronger¡± (Alex) Alex said. ¡°Alright sirs, I have to get back to my training!¡± (Vaughn) Vaughn said as he ran away to the firing range. ¡°So, Alex what do you think about him?¡± (Vincent) I asked. ¡°He has absolutely no talent¡­ but, a lot of heart. And heart¡¯s usually what you need the most¡­ as long as he keeps training, he¡¯ll become a powerhouse!¡± (Alex) Alex said with pride, knowing that he might become one of our best, ranged troops. ...Now that I think about it. There are a few people who aren¡¯t using guns¡­ or ranged weapons... Four men. Rafael, Rick, Taleron and an orc named Strong-Axe. Rafael¡¯s a human who is a master hand-to-hand combatant. Rick¡¯s a dark elf who uses to cutlasses. Taleron¡¯s a dwarf that wields a Warhammer. And Strong-Axe wields¡­ a double-bladed axe, and still wears his slave rags. I don''t know why. These men are going to be our main melee fighters. And, there¡¯s one man who I haven¡¯t mentioned yet. Our tamer, Alucard. A vampire who has the ability to tame any monster¡­ that¡¯s a rank lower than he is. Sadly, he¡¯s a C-ranker. Meaning he can tame D, E and F rank monsters¡­ mostly, Slimes, Goblins, and Skeletons¡­ which I hardly tame, because they¡¯re basically useless in battle. But, when I leave for earth. He¡¯ll be a suitable replacement and commander of the tamed army. He¡¯s also the undead in our army¡­ the others left on the first day. You wonder why we¡¯re training an army? For the war against everyone else. Of course. ---the end--- Character Page Vincent Heflin: The main character of the story, has the power of "Unlimited Wishes" God: The mysterious being that gave Vincent his power. Alexander Virtulion: The first ally of Vincent''s, he''s a psychopathic soldier that wields the power of the "Healing Flame" Ren Gravestone: The second ally of Vincent''s. She has an ability called "Wind Slash" Ratel Gobstick: The third ally of Vincent''s. He has an ability called "Blind Rage" Mason Gobstick: The fourth ally of Vincent''s. He has an ability called "Fireball" he''s also a masochist.The story has been illicitly taken; should you find it on Amazon, report the infringement. Reinhardt: A mysterious woman and first "enemy" of Vincent''s... her whereabouts right now, are unknown. Lord Valkenshire: [DEAD] Drakeel: [DEAD] Grenov Greyskull: The leader of the high elves and fifth ally of Vincent''s. Grenov has an ability called "World Teleport" Warren Black: A phantom and the sixth ally of Vincent''s. He has three abilities called: "Red Lightning", "Shadow Slave" and "Phase". Vaughn Lionheart: An 8-year-old child, who''s an ex-noble. Has the ability "Slash". Rafael Stonefist: A 24-year-old ex-slave martial artist. He has the ability "Qi Fist". Rick Seasway: A 19-year-old ex-slave pirate. He has the ability "Water Magic". Taleron Stonesmith: A 43-year-old ex-slave dwarf. He has the ability "Smash". Strong-Axe: A 37-year-old ex-slave orc. He has the ability "Rage". Alucard: A 192-year-old ex-slave vampire. He has the ability "Tame". ______________________________________________________________ Side characters: Shira: The shadow-slave of Warren. Wyvern. Chapter 12: Taming, Mission and Going back to earth? Before I start this chapter, here¡¯s the new character¡¯s statuses ...Totally NOT because I wanted the chapter to be longer... nope.
Name: Vaughn Lionheart
Age: 9
Height: 3¡¯7
Hair color: Blonde
Trait 1: Honorable (Makes it harder to do bad things)
Trait 2: Natural Swordsman (A prodigy, when it comes to swordsmanship)
Trait 3: Naive (Makes it easier for people to manipulate you)
Class: Knight
Personality: Naive
IQ: 100
Guild: [None]
Master: Vincent Heflin
Awakened ability: Slash
Other ability: Accuracy, [None]
Rank: D
Name: Rafael Stonefist
Age: 24
Height: 6¡¯7
Hair color: Orange
Trait 1: Natural fighter (Picks up fighting techniques easily)
Trait 2: Natural martial artist (Better at hand-to-hand combat)
Trait 3: Unstable (Causes you to anger easily)
Class: Martial Artist
Personality: Unstable
IQ: 119
Guild: [None]
Master: Vincent Heflin
Awakened ability: Qi fist
Other ability: Martial arts, Hand-to-hand combat, [None]
Rank: C
Name: Rick Seasway
Age: 19
Height: 6¡¯3
Hair color: Silver
Trait 1: Prodigy (Learns easier)
Trait 2: Unstable (Causes you to anger easily)
Trait 3: Friendly (Easier to make friends)
Class: Pirate
Personality: Kind
IQ: 94
Guild: [None]
Master:
Awakened ability: Water magic
Other ability: Sea arts: Call of the ocean, [None]
Rank: C
Name: Taleron Stonesmith
Age: 43
Height: 4¡¯4
Hair color: Brown
Trait 1: Sturdy (Hard to push)
Trait 2: Natural blacksmith (Better at blacksmithing)
Trait 3: Natural warrior (Better at fighting)
Class: Blacksmith
Personality: Kind
IQ: 142
Guild: [None]
Master: Vincent Heflin
Awakened ability: Smash
Other ability: Blacksmithing, [None]
Rank: C
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Name: Strong-Axe
Age: 37
Height: 8¡¯1
Hair color: [none] (bald)
Trait 1: Bloodthirsty (No matter what. You always want to kill something, 40% chance of fights starting )
Trait 2: Natural warrior (Better at fighting)
Trait 3: Loyal (Wouldn¡¯t betray a friend)
Class: Warrior
Personality: Kind
IQ: 83
Guild: [None]
Master: Vincent Heflin
Awakened ability: Rage
Other ability: Slash, Smash, Crush, Command, Destroy, [None]
Rank: B
Name: Alucard Insidious
Age: 192
Height: 6¡¯6
Hair color: Black
Trait 1: Pure Evil (Causes evil people to be attracted to you)
Trait 2: Friend of monsters (Tame monsters easily)
Trait 3: Incredibly loyal (Wouldn¡¯t betray even a mild acquaintance)
Class: Tamer
Personality: Evil
IQ: 120
Guild: [None]
Master: Vincent Heflin
Awakened ability: Taming
Other ability: Bloodsucking, Blood magic, [None]
Rank: B
So, with that out of the way. Onto the chapter!! ___________________________________________________________________________ It¡¯s the month of the mission, and we¡¯re in the middle of the monster taming process¡­ and my mission is¡­
MISSION:
Survive: Your awakened ability is taken away from you for 24 hours. And your other abilities are weakened.
REWARDS: ???
¡°Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck!¡± (Vincent) I shouted, causing my allies to be alarmed. ¡°What¡¯s wrong master?¡± (Alucard) One of the former-slaves, a vampire, and tamer, named Alucard asked. ¡°I-I don¡¯t have my awakened ability for¡­ 24 hours¡­ fuck! Fuck! Fuck!¡± (Vincent) I panicked. ¡°It¡¯s alright sir, it¡¯s just your awakened ability, right?¡± (Alucard) Alucard asked. ¡°Y-yeah¡­ wait, that means my other abilities are still there!¡± (Vincent) I shouted. ¡°Exactly! So, we can still tame the monsters out there without too much trouble¡± (Alucard) Alucard said. [¡°Yeah, Vincent. Don¡¯t panic¡±] (Warren) Warren said as he appeared out of nowhere. ¡°Gah! Warren! Stop phasing through walls!¡± (Vincent) I shouted. Oh, that¡¯s right, Warren has a new ability called ¡°Phase¡± it allows him to go through anything. [¡°Sorry Vincent, but it¡¯s so fun! Ha ha!¡±] (Warren) Warren laughed while smiling. ¡°So, sir. Let¡¯s get back to taming¡± (Alucard) Alucard said with a grin. ¡°Right¡­ I forgot to mention, my abilities are going to be weakened too...¡± (Vincent) I said. ¡°O-oh, well¡­ it can¡¯t be too bad, right Warren?¡± (Alucard) Alucard asked. [¡°Y-yeah, it can¡¯t be too bad¡±] (Warren) Warren said hesitantly. ¡°You¡¯re right¡­ It can¡¯t be that bad¡± (Vincent) I said with a smile. We spent around¡­ five hours taming monsters and turning the stronger ones into shadow-slaves. These are the ones we tamed: 18291: Goblins 2983: Hobgoblins 182: Ogres 18: Oni 8214: Horned Rabbit¡¯s 7892: Slimes 2832: Horned wolves 7382: Werebears 2812: Squidmen 3829: Sharkmen 3821: Molemen 281: Fishmen 2: Cyclops¡¯ 38245: Kobolds 218213: Gigantic spiders 1: Spider Queen 483943: Scorpio¡¯s 3923: Horned Tigers 32: Humans (Left-over soldiers from the attack) 10434: Elemental slimes (Water, Fire, Air, Earth, Light, Dark, Lightning) 28: Beastmen (Left-over soldiers from the attack) 3: Dark Elves (Left-over soldiers from the attack) 1: Dwarf (Left-over soldier from the attack) And, that¡¯s about it¡­ So, in all¡­ 768922¡­ holy shit, that¡¯s a¡­ that¡¯s an army (AN: Yes, that¡¯s the actual calculation¡­ took me five minutes and a calculator to get that¡­) ¡°So, let¡¯s go back to camp¡± (Vincent) I said as we headed back to camp. ¡°Welcome back, m¡¯lord¡± (Dark elf) A dark elf greeted me, alongside several other slaves. ¡°Where are you guys going?¡± (Vincent) I asked. ¡°Oh, m¡¯lord. We¡¯re going to be hunting¡­ we¡¯re bringing a few of the younglings along, is that alright with you?¡± (Dark elf) The dark elf asked. ¡°Sure, but¡­ take Vaughn with you. He¡¯s talented¡­ if he¡¯d stop being so obsessed with guns¡­ please, teach him how to fight with a sword¡­ he¡¯s a prodigy¡± (Vincent) I said with a smile. The dark elf simply nodded and told the dwarf next to him to grab Vaughn and the other young ones. ¡°We¡¯ll be off in a moment, m¡¯lord¡± (Dark elf) The dark elf said with a grin. ¡°Okay¡­ just, make sure to protect the children¡­ if even one of them doesn¡¯t come back¡­ I. Will. Know¡­ and the consequences won¡¯t be¡­ pretty¡± (Vincent) I said in as much of an intimidating tone as I physically could¡­ which was actually pretty intimidating. ¡°Y-yes, m¡¯lord!¡± (Dark elf) The dark elf said as he and his allies, along with the children went off into the woods. I think I heard Vaughn say ¡°Bye lord Vincent!¡± But, that was probably my imagination. ¡­ I began to think about the earth, and how much I miss it. And I thought something¡­ ¡®Why don¡¯t I just go back to earth¡­ I could leave Grenov here to train the others¡­ but, I can¡¯t wish myself there¡­ I could teleport¡­ but, I feel like I could only take four people with me¡­ without limitations to the distance¡­ and I already know that I¡¯m taking Warren¡­ but, who else am I going to take?¡¯ (Thoughts) I thought, as I walked up to Grenov and told him all about my plan. At first, he was hesitant and asked me to stay. Until I came up with an on the spot excuse of wanting to conquer earth, then he complied. Saying: ¡°Well, if the Lord wants to conquer something¡­ why get in his way¡­ we could use the reinforcements here¡­ and, with the superior technology, we could easily take over Harus as well¡­ go on then, my lord. Choose who to take with you, and I¡¯ll make the announcement¡± (Grenov) He said cheerfully. ¡®Now¡­ who should I choose to take¡­ I already know that Warren¡¯s coming, his ability could be extremely useful¡­ now, who else do I choose?¡¯ (Thoughts) ---The end--- Hiatus Going on a hiatus to focus on my new book "The Gambling Demon king is full of misfortune" which currently only has 2 chapters... and, I''m going on hiatus because, well... it''s taking a while to think of the next chapter XDEnjoying the story? Show your support by reading it on the official site. ... Please don''t kill me for doing this a second time... ... Please... ... Why... why do you have a knife? ... AAAAH!!!!!