《Robert The Player Deity》
Chapter 1 - The Trash Robert
/Earth,year 2018, Denmark in the city of Copenhagen
Robert daydreamed of might and stunning women like any other young man however today would mark the beginning of a new path to divinity, cut through millions of corpses. Today Robert will start his journey as the alpha ant. Robert is humming to himself walking through the citypark when rain started to fall. Robert feeling his good mood plummet like the cold rain shower covering him,*Thump**Splash**Thump* Robert started to sprint seeking shelter while swearing like a drowning sailor, *Bing* the light at the crosswalk turned red. Turning his head left and right checking for cars, *Sizzle* Robert failed to look at the sky resulting in a lighting snake hitting dead center on top of his head. Robert felt like his skin was sizzeling and his blood was boiling as a the current filled his soon to be corpse with unbearable heat. *Thump!* Roberts nose picked up the scent of burnt flesh before his vision turned to black followed by his corpse dropping heavily on the ground.
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¡°Ouch it burns!¡±gasped Robert in agoney. The feeling of fiery bites envoloped him from toe to hip. Robert jumped to his feet in a hurry to confirm the threat. All the group of ants saw in their last moments is Roberts soles blocking the sky before the ants lives came to an end.*Ding*Ding*Ding*..*Ding* ¡®Congrats you have unlocked the leveling system for dummies, please wait as I am cheeking your strength..Checking finished. Would you like to view your status?¡¯ Roberts eyes spaced out in surprise when a mechanical voice is heard in his eyes. A couple additonal bites woke him up from his stupor shortly after, *Ding*Ding*realising his bad situtation Robert chose to sprint away from the ants attacking him killing a few ants in the way. Not bothered by the ants anymore, Robert took a breather to calm his soon to be panic attack. ¡®What in the world happend?¡¯Robert thought. Questions is flying around Roberts head making him dizzy.¡¯Did I die? That can not be true since I am without wounds and my clothes are also spotless minus the bite marks. Hmm.. guessing randomly will not help my so I surpose checking out the status the mysterious voice mentioned¡¯ Robert rationalized. *Ding*Robert thought status and as expected a game rpg screen poped up:
(Name:Robert Skinner
Level 1 - 10 out of 250 exp to next lvl
Titels:None
Job:None
Energi Level:100 - Martial idiot
Skills: None
Bloodline:None
Ablity:None
Talent:Trash
Equipment:None
Estimation:Trash)
¡®Status end¡¯ thought Robert with a bitter smile on his face. Robert knew he had to get stronger or he would likey not live peacefully if his webnovels about cultivation had anything to do with this next life. Yes. Robert decided for himself even his predicament is likely a dream, if this new world is real being careful is the number one thing preventing death. Even though fantasy novels are full of exaggerated personalities and overpowered sects, if this world can make any student capable of fighting with the strength of 100 non cultivators, it is already heaven defying enough. For example facing a man with an mordern machine gun barehanded. If enough cover is proveded for, instance a commen wooden wall even 200 men is not enough to kill one person.History from earth also has many genocides of civilians written down justified as for the greater good. If the strong do not fear the many, anything the strong say is the law. ¡®Going up to strangers with a kind smile can be deleted from my to do list since I can expect a dagger in the back in return.¡¯My only option is to level up by killing ants, not the most heroic begning as a alpha ant but a doable one¡¯. Concluded Robert.Robert is feeling his body covered with the warmth of fighting spirit or pee because Robert is aware of his life expectancy is sharply dropping . Robert is walking in the sunset while thinking I am completly screwed.Unauthorized content usage: if you discover this narrative on Amazon, report the violation.
Half a year later. Robert could not count how many times he was close to dying from food poisoning or predators. The swamp and leveling up saved him time and time agian. Leveling cured Robert from abnormal conditions or wounds faultlessly and the swamp made big predators like lions stuck in the mud because of their heavy weights, dying to the snakes lurking in the mud, helped with the swing of Roberts axe. After cooking the meat of prey, Robert would get poisoned agian from the snakes venom resulting in it being neccersary to keep leveleling until Robert finaly unlocked the title Poision Taster after eating deadly poison more than a hundred times,giving him 100% resist to poisons rank 2 and under. Robert thought smugly to himself, ¡®I might actually have become strong enough to be a skilled teacher. Living like caveman for half a year is enough during a lifetime for a mordern person like me. I can not count the times I cried in a windy cave before exustion dropped my eyelids. Never agian! Women and glory here come!¡¯ Ready to set of Robert thought to look at his status one more time.¡¯Status¡¯.*Ding* the familiar rpg screen appeared agian:
(Name: Robert Skinner
Level 65 -2 out of 10000000 exp to next lvl
Titles: Poison taster, Alpha Ant,Monster Slayer,Demonic Beast Slayer, Demonic Beast Hunter,Skilled,Very Skilled,Super Skilled, Martial Sage
Job:None
Energi Level:6000 Max, Supressed 2000
Skills:Lightining Steps movement skill level 10 reward,Sun Fist attack skill level 20 reward, Fly movement skill level 30 reward, Iron Skin support skill level 40 reward, Suppress Energi level 50 level reward, Transfer knowlege special skill level 60 reward
Bloodline:Monkey Noble level 60 reward
Ability:Charm
Talent:Trash
Equipment:Steel Axe level 5 reward, Steel Sword level 10 reward, Heavy Steel Club level 15 reward, 5 Cubic Meter Storage Ring level 20 reward Fire Covered Axe level 25 reward, Fire Covered Sword level 30 reward, Fire Covered Heavy Club level 35 reward, 10 Cubic Meter Storage Ring level 40 reward, Fire Covered Two-Handed Axe level 45 reward, Fire Covered Two-Handed Sword level 50 Reward, Fire Covered Two-Handed Heavy Club level 55 reward, 15 Cubic Meter Storage Ring level 60 reward, Lava Covered Two-Handed Axe level 65 Reward, all items are in the 10 Cubic Meter Storage Ring
Estimation: Passable, a veteran of 1000 battles)
With confidence and pride warming his heart, Robert thought ¡®with this much I should be on the same level as a city lord,status end.¡¯Walking naked in the sunset except a single ruby ring on his right pinky, Robert was ready to make a name for himself..as a nut case. Recalling the bitter times of him frezzing duing vinter after battles tore his clothes to shreds, tears appeared in the corner of his eyes. Read the next chapter to follow Roberts quest on becoming a respectable teacher.
Chapter 2 - Mysterious Teacher
- Robert hummed while walking for about three days before seeing a brick wall in the distance. Shouts were head from the three guards on wall, Robert could not make out what they were saying, though the pointing at his elephant and their noses in sky made it quite obvious. Robert felt his cheeks turn red before calming himself, his aura should make it clear to the guards that he is no pushover. When Robert was within shooting distance, *Swoosh* an arrow greeted him aiming straight for his eyes. Angered Robert slaped the arrow out of the air followed by small hops into the air, jumping through the air with the sound of small *Thumps* as if Robert jumped on solid ground. The elphant dangled gloriously in the summer sun slowly approching the guards, making the first guard scream in fear of the size revealing her identity as female, the other guards raised their weapons defiantly giving Robert death glares. Robert lifted his nose toward the sky as he declared full of pride ¡°I will grant you a chance of giving this daddy a warm meal and clothes, I a mighty teacher will share a skill dreaded martial skill with your town full of bumkins in return¡±. The guards glanced at one another before erupting with laughter. ¡°Haha a complete nutcase¡± the female guard said. ¡°He is pretty strong but nothing before our acadamy and four great families! Seeking death!¡±A male voice said with a sneer, the voice coming from the second guard chaimed in.¡±Poor guy must have taken a heavy blow to the head¡± the third guard laughted with scorn in his voice. Robert felt cold sweat on his forehead thinking ¡®Man those protagonist really have skins as thick as a mountain but I can not show weakness now¡¯. ¡°Daddy wants to pass do you dare block me.¡± Robert said threatingly. ¡°Hey tough guy! Follow me. If you do not keep your word, I will kill you got it?¡± Interrupted a young girl on the other side of the wall with a playful smile even though her cold eyes told Robert she is not joking. ¡°Young first tiger miss¡± the three guards kneeled down in unison after barking a greeting like a dog. ¡°Pffft, who is good dog, you are!¡± Robert could not help commenting, seeing three invisable tails bouncing up and down. The young woman did not laugh like Robert hoped, instead veins became visable on her forehead. Taking it as a sign to shut up Robert hanged his head down like a wrong child.¡±Do I need to repeat myself?¡± the young woman said haughtily.Not wanting to miss the oppertunity to enter city, Robert swallowed his pride since he needed information about this world and he doubted taking over the town single handily a possibility. Robert therfore agreed tactily causing him to lose his air of expertise. Robert sighed in acceptence as the surrunding people in city laughed and pointed at him until the Tiger Family gates came into view at last. ¡°Did you bite your tongue? Where did your barbaric remarks go mister? I hope for your sake, you are not lying about your skills or death awaits you.¡± The young women teased. ¡°Hey my lovely soon to be corcubine..¡± said a male voice coming from the Tiger Family trainning courtyard¡±. Robert turning his head in direction of the courtyard saw a young man followed by two middleaged men. The young man wanted to continue his sentence but nearly lost his bearing seeing the naked man beside Britney Tiger. ¡®She actually dares to sleep with men so publicly and showing her stud off?¡¯ Full of rage Bobby Snakehill nearly spat out blood. ¡®Kill him. No I will cut his elphant of before killing him!Damm it is big!¡¯ Forcing orders to his bodyguards through his teeth Bobby yelled ¡°Kill,wait.. hold him down, so I can kill him!¡± The bodyguards are grinning evily when they noticed from Roberts suppresed aura that they were about 50% stronger with energi levels in the three thousands. Each of them send a fist strike mercilessly toward his head and heart. Robert was not planning to kill them at first but feeling their blood lust Robert eyes turned frosty. *Swoosh* Using Lightening Steps to dodge their fists by stepping to the side so the bodyguards ran past Robert showing him their backs, *Crunch**Splat*Robert then decisivle jammed his thumbs in their defenseless necks causing a gaping wound three centimer wide wound, the two bodyguards died with wide open eyes with their passing thought being¡¯Expert!¡¯¡±You are a deadman! Do you know who your dealing with huh?I¡¯m the Snakehill Familys second son Bobby!¡± yelled Bobby full of unwillingless and hate in his eyes, before he sprinted away in direction of the Snakehill Family with wet underpants. ¡°Amazing! This nutcase really knows a martial skill, and great one at that¡± Britney exclaimed in surprise. When Britney first met naked dude, she only wanted to torment him for being a braggert turning her attention away from her sad fate. Britney is not normaly a sadistic girl however the loss of her grandfather and father at the hands of the Snakehill Family was a devastating blow. In addiction the Snake Family forced her to marry Bobby on the day of the funeral making her unable to attend growing a ball of hate and hopelessness in her heart, not thinking about others in at the oppertunity at humiliating Bobby at the cost of Robert being a scapegoat. Now having offended her only hope, Britney nearly colapsesd in despair. Biting her lips she knew that without offering her self up, the Tiger Family will really disappear from the world. Britney knew she only had herself to blame, sucking in her breath to stop herself from crying, Brintey put on her best smile and said alluringly ¡°Follow me to my room we can talk there.¡± Robert furious wanted to refuse her but seeing those eyes empty of life, he could not bare to leave.¡±Okay.¡± Robert manged to force out. Ignoring the dirty looks the Tiger members gave the pair at distance, they arrived at Britney courtyard in akward silence. Robert gave Britney a unfreindly glare before saying ¡°I can see you regret your actions, so my promise still stands but if you have any fantasies of a just hero risking his life without fear of death, I will leave immediatly.¡± ¡°I know Britney said in agreement wiping away her tears with her palms. Britney went into her room and came back after getting some clothes her fater left behind. Putting on the clothes made Robert smile relived since he will not be deemed insane on sight. ¡°I will now place my right palm on your forehead while I transmit the tecnique.¡± Robert stepped forward before Britney responded, holding her in place with the left hand on her shoulder, Britney flinched but did not resist. ¡°No way!¡± Exclaimed Britney in exitement as a yellow book appeared in her mind. Focusing on opening the book,Britney is being hit with a slight headache after she opened the book to the first page. Illustrations and words were visable in step by step instructions. Robert had to shake the young woman multipile times to wake her up to reality agian. Smilling apolgetic Britney showed her perfect white teeth making Robert blush. Sezing the moment fearing Robert would leave, Britney formaly introduced herself.¡±My name is Britney mysterious teacher, what is your name?¡±
Chapter 3 - Robert The Mighty!?
¡°Robert.. my name is Robert¡± stuttered Robert. ¡®Oh no, a expert flusteret by a girl not even 18! My title will surely be strange uncle now¡¯ Robert made slow motion facepalm to hide his tears of despair. ¡°Rob for short huh..no wonder given your thug like stance¡±. Britney words gave Robert almost a ko hit, making him sway from side to side. ¡°It is Master Robert to you Britney¡± says Robert weakly. ¡°So you do aknowlege me as your student¡± says Britney while grinning triumphantly.¡¯Crap! I have been had!¡± thought Robert while feeling his face heat up from Britneys piercing glare. ¡°Yes..I am your master from today. Do not despair I wil... protect you!¡± Says Robert while clenching his fist. ¡®This bloody world! If the public finds out I disowned my student in a blink of a eye, aceepting students will be harder than reaching the heavens! Robert be careful! Living like a caveman for half a year must have damaged your social skills, no wonder those 300 year ancestors scheme like a ten year old!¡¯ Forcing a smile Robert says¡± What is it my deadl..dear student. ¡° ¡°Master student asks hopefully for magical equipment, your ring is a storage ring is it not? I found out because the bodyguards kept looking at it.¡± Robert was about to hand the Fire-Covered sword over with a pale face when*Clang**Cling* what sounded like a gate blow of its hinges and sliding along the ground. Robert and Britney looked alarmed at one another before by Robert using his Lightening Step at top speed to aviod preventable deaths. Shortly after two men in their sixties came into sight, with one aura reveling a energi aura being the five thousand range. The other with a cape was so strong he could not feel an aura, he is likely the city lord with a energi level in the 7000 range. The reason for the bigshots hunting Robert down is because Robert is ignorant of the fact movement skills are invaluble. Moving two or three times as fast is heaven defying. Imagine if a person top speed on earth is 40 an hour, with a three times increase, that number is 120 km! With the range of weapons him/her are even more dangerous than a person capable of lifting a small car as a fight is decided in a few seconds, after all humans are of flesh of blood. Despite Roberts strength being sixty times a normal person, if a small child pentrated Robert brain through his eyes with a sharp commen stick he would still die instantly. Cold sweat is begining to sting Roberts eyes as the two men from the Snakehill family could spell his death. ¡° So this the nutjob with a martial skill, hand your storage ring over and I will grant you a whole corpse!¡± commanded the man to the left, while the man to the right wearing a cape pointed a spear at Roberts heart. Robert knows his hidden energi is the only thing insuring no instant death by the pair attacking at once, therefore when the man with the spear ran at him,*Whoosh**Crunch**Splat* Robert could only endure the spear piercing his right lung. Coughing up blood, Robert saw the mans mouth curl up sure his victoryIf you stumble upon this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it.