《My life as a male harpy》


 Prologue hoho! Wings.. Crap

    "Well.. I guess I''m dead, Tis a shame." Shaking my head at the catastrophe, I proceed to glare and ask at the old man in front of me, sipping his orange juice in a teacup. "So? What do you have to say?"


    The old man puts his teacup down, adjusts his monocle and stands up. He begins... "I, the great God of orange juice had accidentally killed you, so I...""offer me another life in a brand new world right?" I finish off his sentence for him.


    "...indeed." The old man sits down and adjusts his monocle again. "I will also give you one skill, although my divine powers and believers are quite minimal so it won''t be the best, keep that in mind." I nod, "sure, so just hurry up with it pls, my skill, how about flying? sound good? Like a bird."Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon.


    "hmm... That seems manageable, okay, sure, to save you some trouble you''ll already be born when you arrive." The old man nods as a blob of orange light flies out of his teacup and straight up my nostrils, "gee thanks" I say as I feel my soul start to depart and I lose consciousness.


    okay, new life... here I come! I open my eyes and embrace the world with my brand new tiny arm- wings! They''re wings! Hoho! Wings! Hoho! Crap... I knew that went way too well to be true.


    as a cry broke out through the harpy island, a certain divine being worshipped due to orange juice snickered as he so smugly bragged to himself, "having him take over a harpy was easy, well, at least I gave him a noodle.."

 chapter 1 being... special

    "wh-what is it??" hearing my cry of grief, a woman burst through the door with her wing-arms, ''seriously, why''s there a doorknob anyways?'' I try to distract myself from the devastating fact that I have no arms before the woman''s face brightened up and bursts back out the door.


    "CHIIiiiiEEeeeeFFFFFFF!!!" I hear her cry out the door, "You have a Baby!!!!!!!"... dafuq? This how they deliver babies nowadays??


    "WHaaaaT??!! AAa BABY?!!" a similarly obnoxious cry is heard before a dark-skinned woman with dark blue wing-arms bursts through the door.


    ...silence


    "ah! uhh, yes, I''m a baby!" I raise my hand up before the two look at me horrified, "or umm, uhh, maybe not...?"


    "AAAA GEEEeeeNniusss???!!" the two cry in unison as they pick me up and examine me all over as if I was some pot of absolute beauty.


    "uhh... what''s this dangling piece of meat here?" the dark-skinned bird woman mumbles, finally calming down before observing my noodle in all its glory.


    *2 weeks later*


    here I am, sitting in the library. learning all about my race, history, math, wing fighting(lol), magic and all that fun stuff.


    from what I''ve learnt so far, I, seem to be a harpy. A race of sexy winged female humanoids, hurrah! bad news, there''re no males. But this is where I usually form my harem as the only male right? Which is supposedly good news right? Wrong, there''s a severe problem that is...This content has been misappropriated from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere.


    "MAAaaaDdoooooo!!!"... this little girl running in the library crying and at the same time ruining my supposedly happy life.


    silky blonde twin tails, a delicate face that you would only be able to describe as innocent, and tall, really tall... well over 150cm even though she''s only 7 years old, meanwhilst...


    I stare at my barely 90cm self in the mirror that just happened to be in the library for no good reason, bright blue hair and wings, delicate face like my sister and a few green feathers. "sigh... Hilei, I''ve told you this before, but GIMME YOUR HEIGHT! also stay quiet in the library..."


    "b-but Mado, this is the wild-hook tradition, we need to scream whenever we can at each other''s faces for no reason!! Didn''t mum tell you to remember? when she was still alive y''know"


    "Nah, dunno, don''t care, bring that stuff elsewhere and leave me alone, I''m gonna study and then go travel!!..."


    now, you might be wondering why this little girl is a problem, here''s why. "Hnnnnnn, Haaa, hehehehe... did you say something?" the little girl lifted her head up from my wing-arms before asking.


    Harpies are creatures that don''t breed, obviously due to the fact that there are only females, its just that once in a while, the harpy-God would send down a baby to a mother so that the population can remain stable.


    As I was sent down by a different idiot who''s apparently close friends with the harpy-God, I have a few things special about me. one, I''m a male and two, I have feather''s that help females breed.


    no, I don''t get to have sex with any of them, they just take a feather and they get pregnant. simple as that, and although they would love to have much more harpies, I only have 5 of these feathers, and if I run out of them, I die.


    anyways, my sister is obsessed with my feathers and that''s a problem.

 the world and titles

    ¡°Mado, STOOOOOoooooooooop being so loud in the library!¡± the dark skinned harpy chief bursts through the doors as she yells at me. ¡°no, chief Urvedra, You don¡¯t understand. Hilei was shouting and I just wanted her height and--¡° I cut myself off after seeing the chief¡¯s expression darken.


    ¡°I don¡¯t need your EXcuuuuuuuusesss!!¡± she yells as she blows me away with a swipe of her wings before enveloping Hilei in them. ¡°Oh dear Hilei, it must be oh so terrible to have such a horrible older sibling, yes?¡±


    Hilei shakes her head as she responds, ¡°nah, he alright.¡± then breaks out of the chief¡¯s grasp before trotting over to me. She helps me up with her claws before I rub the back of my head with my feathers that didn¡¯t really help.


    The chief of the harpy island, hinge urvedra. One of the strongest beings in the world and¡­ she seems to think I¡¯m always doing something wrong, though being the only male on the island, it¡¯s no wonder she has suspicions towards the unknown.


    Sitting back down in my seat, I look to her eyes and tell her I¡¯m sorry for being loud before she trots off with hilei in her arms. Cocking my head to the side, I continue my studies about the world¡­


    A few days later, I walk out the library with Hilei¡¯s head in my feathers. We return to the shack the chief had built for us, her control over storm magic was quite magnificent as it built the place for us, hammering in the wooden planks and all.


    I sit on my stone boulder covered with leather and Hilei to her king sized feather filled bed. Which I made fun of in front of the chief for making a harpy sleep on feathers, but then immediately shut my trap after she threatened to throw mine in as well, Hilei nodding furiously to the idea in the background.


    Chief Urvedra wasn¡¯t just loud, obnoxious and stupid, she was hot-blooded, idiotic and strong as well. Six elements that did not go well together. She treats her tribe well, except for me. She¡¯s kind and protective, unless it¡¯s to me. To top it all off, she¡¯s also beautiful, unless she¡¯s screaming her head off at me.


    Overall, she is a great leader with a kind soul and unmatched beauty. Until she sees the one male harpy that is a complete, pain in the ass to her conquest of his little sister.


    I sigh as I roll over dejected on my boulder; my harpy harem is so far out of sight that I might have to go travelling by myself¡­ it¡¯s a sad life.


    The next morning I wake up to the chief riling up all the 1000 or so children in the city. being in one of the larger cities of harpy-island, still only 1000 harpy babies had been sent down by the gods in the last 18 years.


    I arrive with Hilei to a crowd as big as a high school assembly. We find a spot to sit down before attracting all the attention of the other harpies. ¡°why¡¯s she not wearing her bra and just exposing her nipples like that?¡± one whispered to the other.Stolen from its rightful author, this tale is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.


    Being a young harpy meant that your features were young, obviously. So I honestly didn¡¯t look much different from the harpy girls, in fact I might be one of the prettiest harpies of the bunch, Hilei being one of them.


    I shoved hilei away as she tries to tie fabric around my chest. ¡°don¡¯t need that garbage, they can creepily stare at my chest if they want!¡±, Hilei seemed shocked by my masculinity, ¡°th-then MEee tooo!!!¡± she yells as she tries to pull off her own bra, then stopped by chief urvedra who had appeared behind me.


    Hinge: ¡°you seem to be having fun¡­¡±


    Mado: ¡°crap¡±


    With a cape around my body, hiding my magnificent chest (and injuries from chief), the attention is finally directed to chief who had walked upon a stage she brought up using magic.


    ¡°Ahem- YOU SHALL NOW LEARN TO BECOME, POOOOWWWWWEEERRRFULLLLLL¡± She coughs before announcing. Once every eighteen years, the chief and her workers would go around the island cities and teach the young harpies about the world and help them start training magic and all that good stuff.


    The crowd cheers before immediately quietening down when the chief is about to speak. ¡°This world is broken down into 9 of the most powerful races, demon, angel, human, elf, dwarf, dragon, fairy, beast-men and harpies, harpy island taking up about 1/1000 of the world through our millions of years in existence, and 6 less powerful races, monsters, gnome, homunculus, pixies, golems and ogres.


    The world is ruled mostly by demons; angels are in the upper realms with god, so the only way that we could defeat demons would be unifying all races. Which is why the jangorie-cue contract exists, it means unity and war in the language of the gods. So if the demons try to take over, our tribes would unify and fight the demons.


    Though at other times the other tribes are stupid so feel free to kill them¡­¡± the chief gives a look of disgust before continuing on, ¡°now, power levels, every tribe has three evolutions. As you can see, I am not a normal harpy, I am the <dark harpy of the divine storms> a title that was awarded to me by the gods after reaching my third evolution. Every creature would have titles that grants him or her jobs like fire magician or spirit archer when they first awaken, you would only be able to gain more titles through other means.


    When you¡¯re evolution 1 you get bronze, silver, gold and platinum titles according to how well you develop, bronze being the worst and platinum being the best.


    Evolution 2, bronze can evolve into amethyst, sapphire and aquamarine titles, silver can evolve to emerald, amber and agate, gold can evolve to ruby, pearl and onyx titles and platinum to diamond, white diamond and black diamond titles. They evolve to better titles depending on how much you develop them, there are 10 levels you have to complete to evolve each title, the better you complete them, the better it evolves.


    In your 3<sup>rd</sup> and final evolution, this is when all your titles blend and create a supreme title that you¡¯ll never be able to change. My title contains 3 onyx and one diamond titles, you can have as many titles as you want, just remember the more you have the harder it is to reach evolution 3.


    there are also different ranks in evolution 3, 1-10, 1 being the worst, 10 being the best. I am rank 9, and we have 1 rank 8, 3 rank 7, 19 rank 6, 73 rank 5, 210 rank 4, 1540 rank 3, 30076 rank 2 and 239804 rank 1s in total out of a total of about 100000000 harpies on harpy island. So only about 1 in 800 of you would be able to reach evolution 3.¡±


    But, anyways, let¡¯s begin awakening you lil¡¯ ones for your first title shall we?¡±

 chapter 3 normal

    After the long but basic explanation on the world¡¯s system and history, it was obvious that most harpies were glad that we¡¯re finally moving on to the good stuff. Actually beginning our journey to training.


    Excited that I was finally gonna travel, I step in the long line with Hilei behind me, still sniffing my feathers. The harpies around us happily chatting around themselves.


    One by one, the harpies stepped up to the wooden stage, where the chief would then chant a few lines of words before a beam of different coloured lights would descend upon the harpies and the basic title of


    would appear over their heads.


    A pink haired harpy walked up and the chief chanted: ¡°(incomprehensible Divine language of the gods or some crap like that)¡± and a pink beam a bit larger than the previous ones shone upon her. Above her head the words <silver title: Fire harpy lvl1> appeared.


    The chief nodded in delight, ¡°silver eh, that¡¯s great, continue working hard, you might not even have to abandon any titles!¡± the little girl jumped in delight as she happily flew back to her friend group to show off her silver title.


    It is a rather obvious fact that titles have limited potential, so if you awaken to a bronze title, abandoning it before you reach evolution 3 would be wise, normally you¡¯re first title would always be abandoned as you want the strongest 3<sup>rd</sup> evolution possible as it is impossible to alter your titles in it.


    Though title abandoning is normally only done in the 2<sup>nd</sup> evolution if you find out you have the chance on evolving to your third form, which is normally quite rare for most races, especially those with larger populations like the demons and humans.


    However, due to the long lifespans of demons and their insanely large population, they still manage to have the same amount of 3<sup>rd</sup> evolutions as all the other races added together.


    As the harpies continued walking on and off the stage with the occasional surprise of a silver title and even one or two golden ones, it was finally my turn to awaken. I walk up the stage as the chief frowns and stares at me, ¡°Mado¡­¡± she groans¡­ Beginning to chant after a few seconds, a normal white beam descends upon my head, to both the chief¡¯s and my relief.Unauthorized usage: this narrative is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings.


    One of the main reasons chief urvedra so obviously dislikes me is because I¡¯m unknown, strange and potentially dangerous, although for some reason she hadn¡¯t just banished me from the island.


    This white beam meant that I was just a harpy, another one of them, a bit different but at the end of the day, one of them. I could almost sense the chief starting to feel guilty behind me for treating me so badly, she is normally a great leader after all.


    The title finally shows up.


    The young harpy crowd below the stage gasped.


    ¡­well I should¡¯ve known I guess, This time I could definitely sense the chief¡¯s anger, her stare would¡¯ve burnt holes on my back if malicious intent could kill harpies.


    I sigh, flying down the stage, Hilei walked up; she turned around at the top and stared at me, seeing that I was blankly staring back at her she hurriedly turned back.


    , her title showed up after a spectacular Blue light descended upon her, brighter than any other before. The chief jumped in surprise then started screaming in excitement, it had been the first time in almost a century a platinum title had appeared in an awakening.


    The last time it had happened, the harpy that had this chance is now an 8<sup>th</sup> grade 3<sup>rd</sup> evolution harpy who guards the divine core of harpy island that keeps the island in the sky. When you awaken to a platinum title, it is almost guaranteed that you¡¯ll reach 8<sup>th</sup> grade when you get to your 3<sup>rd</sup> evolution, as it has only ever happened twice, or three times now, Hilei, the one from a hundred years ago and Chief Urvedra. Happening because they have the energy of a platinum title within them either from their bloodline, training or both.


    A platinum title is extremely difficult to obtain as you¡¯ll have to pass at least 100 divine tests to obtain it, gold at least 50, silver 20 and bronze 5. The divine tests are sent down to you by the gods and only if you complete and collect enough energy equal to that of a platinum title would you be able obtain it. A platinum title is one hundred times harder to obtain than a gold one, a gold one hundred times harder than a silver one and so on.


    In other words Hilei was like a seed of hope and potential for the harpy-island, and Mado? Well, a ticking time bomb. Mado is 100% ready to be exiled from the island tomorrow¡­

 I screwed up, rip

    Dropped... for now


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