《The Diplomat Class》 A Pitiful Man In this world everyone was born with magical powers, some get one kind of magic, some get two and some special people get three or more but one thing is for sure everyone has one kind of magic¡­except for Wiston Wiston was born in a great noble family, his genetics were beyond great but he was born without magic, not only without magic but without legs and arms too, he had a disease called "Magic''s Peak" It was a disease only showed up in great families because of their high standing great families tended to marry beautiful, handsome, powerful people and because of that their bloodline''s magic reached its peak and Wiston was the unlucky one because he was only going down from the peak. After many years, he was finally able to use his legs and arms but they were very weak, he was very weak, he had to do everything with my maids, eating, drinking, washing and even pissing. His big brothers were the lucky ones, some of them became heroes, some of them became generals, some of them became dukes and here he was lying on my bed like an old man. Fuck! He was pissed off, He had every right to be pissed off but no one was there to listen to his outrages, though he could have called a maid and lash out at her but he was not a person like that, even though he had a very weak body his reputation was outstanding, a handsome man, a man with high grades, a gentleman, a man with good mouth but this didn''t change the fact that everyone saw him as a victim. "A Pitiful Guy." That''s what everyone called him, his family, his maids, his friends though his only friends were the old nobles in his father''s faction. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! He was having a mental breakdown, he closed his face with his hands but they were covered by bandages because of their sensitivity, even a hot cup of tea could cause his hands become numb, not only his hands but every part of his body was covered by those special bandages even his own penis was covered by that bandage, he started to cry, quietly. After having a mental breakdown he wiped his tears with his hands, the bandages acted like a tissue, at the same time someone was watching him, It was a god, a simple god who felt pity for him and that God decided to give Wiston a reward for his suffering, a simple reward, a blank check.A case of literary theft: this tale is not rightfully on Amazon; if you see it, report the violation. [I Would Like To Be _______] [Pick Your Job] Wiston was surprised to see a screen in front of him, he was unable to cast magic and because of that he never saw a screen in his whole life, he wanted to write what he always wanted to be, he looked around for a pen, there was a pen that was lying on the table, he reached out to the pen but he fell off his bed. "Fuck!" Now, he outbursted, after hearing that, the maids went into the room and they saw Wiston lying on the ground, he was in so much pain that it looked like he was dancing, the only thing he wanted was to get a pen, and he wasn''t even able to do that. "Give me a pencil!" He yelled to the maids, one of them handed a pen to him but when he picked up the pen, he realized that the screen was gone, he was shocked. I see¡­I am that worthless¡­Trying to mock me¡­ "Fuckers!" He yelled with all of his might and started to cry like a little baby but the real reason was that the god that was watching Wiston was caught by the high gods, and he was now in a trial. -------------------------------- "Why did you do it?" The judge spoke, the god was chained and he was being held down by the angels, he laughed at everyone. "Why? Because I felt pity for that human!" He yelled at everyone that he just laughed, they were all smiling, they knew something he didn''t. The judge smiled. "Well we were going to give a reward to him but instead because of you, we decided to not give him a reward, look at what you did." The clouds gathered over the god and he saw Wiston crying like a little baby, the god was surprised and shocked. "You messed up everything, The God of Class." The judge said, the judge turned to the jury, all of them were high gods. "Jury''s decision?" The Judge said, one angel, picked up a piece of paper from one of the members of the jury. "We hereby find The God of Class guilty." Said the angel "Case closed, I think death will suit you. Mr. Ex God of Class." The judge hit his hammer and the Angels picked him up and carried him to the chair, he looked like a doll without a soul, he was about to get executed but then his eyes lit up. "Good thing I gave him a class." He smiled. A blue flame destroyed the god and the chair. --------------- Wiston was still crying like a baby, maids were surprised and didn''t know what do to but then the screen showed up again, he stopped crying and he picked the pen up but there wasn''t a blank space on the screen. [You Have Gained The Class] [Diplomat] Diplomat? A class? Me? I can''t believe it. "Yes!" He tried to stand up and dance but his bones were broken, he fell on the bed in pain, he started to cry again but this time It was with happiness. A Peace Treaty When a super rare class appeared, the normal protocol was to give them an army and bring them to the capital and they would meet the king and the rest of the government in the throne room, they would be welcomed like a hero but for Wiston that protocol was different, he was moved to the king''s chambers in a wheelchair, he was left alone with an old butler and the king himself. "You are Harriston''s youngest son¡­" The king paused for a moment and the old butler whispered in his ears. "Correct?" The king was an old man just like the butler that was standing behind him, he always looked tired because of his wrinkled face and his speaking was slow and it made people sleep. "Y-Yes I am." The king raised an eyebrow at Winston''s answer and he called the butler with his hand and they started to whisper. "I see, I see." Again the king paused and the old butler whispered him. "Diplomat class is sure a super rare one and the only person with the diplomat class was the undead king before you gained your class." Wiston was getting sleepy, he was already tired and his body required lots of sleep, so he fell asleep but nobody noticed it because of the bandages covering his face. "As you can see, my kingdom is in a tough spot, literally we are in the middle of the continent and we border those four kingdoms." He said. "Not exactly four kingdoms, one empire in the east, one union of race dictatorship in the north, one theocracy in the east and one wild pack of lizardmen in the south, we are the only kingdom in the central continent." The old butler interrupted him, the king gave him a stern look. "Well, during my youth we only had four kingdoms and all of them were human kingdoms, now we have a prince who killed everyone at his wedding to become an emperor, an undead great magician, a religious fanatic pope and some random lizards fighting for control in the west." The king was really tired from all of his work but he wasn''t done yet. "Now, I have three children, my oldest son, Falten is a nationalist patriot and a hot-headed but at least he has his charisma, my second oldest son, Folt is basically a fat noble but he has his intelligence and my beautiful little girl, Floriana, she is an innocent girl who doesn''t even heard of the term politics but she is a progressive person and my people love her to death, I do myself too." The old butler poured some water into a glass and he drunk it, and he put the glass back to the table so heavy that it woke up Wiston. "I don''t want my little innocent girl to marry that egoistic emperor, so I want you to go there as my head ambassador and fix our relationship but first you have to take make the peace treaty of the second marshes war." The king said. "Yes, of course, but aren''t the second mashes treaty happening right now?" Wiston replied in a panic.Unauthorized usage: this narrative is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings. He didn''t notice me sleeping right? "Yes, we didn''t do much in the marshes war but I want to get a piece of the east, we are in a break at the moment and it will finish in an hour so you better write up a peace treaty for us, I will give you help, so now start." The king clapped his hands and diplomats came rushing in, they were a hundred of them, the king stood up with the help of his old butler. "Well, I will be going now, you can use my chambers for this because I don''t want a leak." He left the room and now Wiston was in charge of hundred diplomats in the king''s room, everything happened so fast and he slept through the half of the conversation he had with the king, he was in a bad shape, diplomats looked at him waiting for an order. [The Second Marshes Peace Treaty %0 Complete] Too much responsibility¡­.This is impossible¡­.I might have a chance but I need to know about the war. "Somebody explain me the second marshes war." He said a diplomat started to speak. "The second marshes war was a land grab attempt by three nations, The Empire of Vilnius, The Kingdom of Toria and The Holy Theocracy but The United Races of The North joined in the war as well even though they didn''t border any land they were aiming for the eastern ports, but every nation was aiming for them so to avoid war we established an alliance between the four nations and started to conquer but because of The United Races''s dragon force they easily took the important cities and they were the ones who got the surrender." The major power was The United Races, this will be a problem. "So what did the kingdom do?" Wiston said. "We only took a couple of small cities but we were the first ones to conquer their capital but we were pushed back by The United Races." "Wait, weren''t we allies?" "Yes, but we have no proof of them attacking our army because all of fifty thousand men were wiped out." There was a moment of silence in the room. The biggest casualties in the kingdom history, our military is quite weak so we can''t have a big piece but I can always bluff. "If I remember correctly half of our armies are adventurer''s and they don''t count as official soldiers right?" Wiston said. "Yes, and their salary is quite high because of that we didn''t use them." Diplomat said. This can really work! "Give me the most ridiculous treaty we have but not too ridiculous and tell the adventurers we are having a parade and they can advertise their guilds." The diplomats looked at each other stunned for a moment but all of them started to write up a treaty, and somebody started to arrange a parade, but a diplomat raised his concerns. "Sir, what is the parade for?" Said, diplomat. "Simple, we are going to show our military force to them." "But our army is weak." "That''s why we will be using adventurers and we won''t even need to pay them because every guild would want to advertise their guild in an official victory parade and because of that not only they won''t ask for money but they are going to bring out their best gears and soldiers, a simple bluff which they will never see through." He had a smile on his face but nobody was able to see it because of the bandages, and the bandages were getting quite annoying for Wiston and so he removed his head bandages, everyone stopped their work and looked at him, their mouths were open. "What?" Said Wiston, one of the female diplomats raised her voice. "Sir, you are really handsome." She said. "Haha! That''s one thing I am proud of my family genetics." Though because of that, I am in this pitiful condition but no one cares about that now. And after an hour a parade was arranged and the peace treaty was complete. [The Second Marshes Treaty %100 Complete] Great Day For Everyone After three days of peace treaty talks, a deal was arranged, the deal Wiston and his crew prepared had ridiculous requests and they were dismissed imminently but that deal wasn''t the real deal that was the highest bet and the diplomats from other nations had to lower that deal but they weren''t able to lower the deal too much because all of them bought the bluff and a peace treaty was signed, normally the peace treaty''s names were city names that they held the peace talks in but the king insisted on making the peace treaty''s name, something special. [The Wiston Peace Treaty Has Been Signed] This message was all over the continent, everyone with a magical power got this message, after one day, the king summoned Wiston in an official ceremony though this official ceremony was rushed because the king had to give his rewards before his sons arrived from their winter palace and because of that the throne room was half empty. Wiston came into the throne room in a wheelchair, everyone was looking at him, It was his first time in the throne room. The throne room! I can''t believe it. "Bow down to the king." The guard that was next to the king yelled because the king stood up, but there was something wrong with bowing down, after all, a man in a wheelchair can''t really bow down. Bow down? How do I bow down? Should I get off my wheelchair? "Now, now you don''t need to bow down to me after all this is your promotion ceremony." The king was smiling at Wiston''s panic. "I stood up, now what was I gonna do? Help me out, George." The king turned at the old butler, the old butler started to walk to him and whispered in his ears. "Right!" The king turned to his throne and opened a secret part, the king was always sitting on a secret part, now that wasn''t much of a secret now, he pulled out of a small wooden chest and opened the chest, he picked up a golden feather, and walked to Wiston, he gently put the golden feather on Wiston''s right ear. "I humbly grant you the title, The Great Diplomat." Said the king. T-The great diplomat!? Wiston was so excited he wanted to hug the king but he wasn''t able to, the king continued while he was over the clouds because of high dosage of happiness. "And now I will grant you a real title because of you, we were able to get a quarter of the land that had been conquered, If it weren''t for you, I would doubt my diplomats would get some kind of land and because of that I will be giving the half of the land that has been gained during the peace treaty to you."Support creative writers by reading their stories on Royal Road, not stolen versions. Half of the land!? My day can''t get any better- Wiston''s excitement was interrupted by an alert. [The Assassination of Wiston von Montegomery Plot Power %547.32] [You Are In Extreme Danger] After seeing this Wiston realized about his surroundings, all of the nobles were looking at him with hate and jealousy, even the guards had that look, he somehow needed to get off their radar. "I humbly decline, all I did was ordering, the ones who should be awarded land are the diplomats that worked on the peace treaty," Wiston replied in a diplomatic manner, he didn''t know how the king was going to respond, the king looked at Wiston with cold eyes, just like a hunter. "I understand, I will distribute the lands with the diplomats, you may go now." The king went back to his throne and sat, and a guard pushed Wiston out of the throne room. [The Assassination of Wiston von Montegomery Plot Power %32.1] But as the guard was pushing him out, the guard was stopped by two young men with yellow hair and a white military uniform with golden stripes and a red cape over their shoulder, both of them looked like each other, and Wiston recognized them. "Wiston is the head diplomat, can''t believe that right Calion?" Said one of the young men. "Same here Kalion, I can''t believe it."Said the other young man. My twin big brothers, wait who was Calion? The one with a left blue eye and a right green eye or The one with a left green eye and a right blue eye? "Major general Calion and captain general Kalion, what brings you here?" The king said. The king is that far and he can recognize them? But their rank is different so the one with more medals is the one with a left blue eye and a right green eye meaning that one is Calion and the other one is Kalion. "Our apologies but I don''t think we need to give an answer to you, your majesty because it is a family affair, we will be taking Wiston to our father." Said Calion with a smug smile on his face. That''s right, Calion was the cocky one and Kalion was¡­I can''t remember. "We? Why are you speaking like that?" Said Kalion. Yeah, he was the idiotic one¡­ "Oh fucking hell Kalion, you need to take more classes, we shall be taking our leave, your majesty." Said Calion and Kalion started to push the wheelchair, while they were walking in the hall, Wiston asked a question. "Why does my father need me? I haven''t seen him since my childhood." Said Wiston. "Ugh¡­He simply wants to have dinner with you, he wants to close the gap between you and him, I don''t like you but I can''t go against Father." Said Calion but at the same time, his thoughts were different. Father wants to close the gap? That''s a lie, I made up, now because you hold a high position he can use you as a political tool and a simple dinner should trick your simple brain, you gullible idiot. "I see¡­" Wiston replied with a happy expression on his face, just like Calion thought Wiston was a gullible person but only to his father, because he was a child that adored his father more than anything, even though he put him in a far mansion just because he was a sickly child, he still loved his father and Wiston thought. What a great day! And they got on a carriage to the Montegomery main mansion, It was a long way and Wiston didn''t have a good sleep in a while, so he fell asleep and because of that, he didn''t see the two things that could change his life. [A Danger Alert From The Winter Palace] [An Extreme Danger Alert From The Empire of Vilnius] Three Minus One Generals And Siblings Three generals were on top of a hill with their horses, in the left Kalion, in the right Calion, and in the middle there was a young man, a hero with blonde hair and blue eyes standing on top of the hill with his horse, his name was Harn, the heir to the Montegomery family, he was a kind, handsome, smart and a strong man, a perfect person and that was why he got the hero class. "Big brother, the lizard capital seems unprotected we should attack." Said Calion. "Yes but the marshes aren''t, take this and look at that weirdly looking marshes" Harn handed Calion a binocular. "Is that an ambush?" Said Calion "Yup, that''s why we will wait for our allies to attack." Said Harn but Kalion was angry, Harn noticed this. "Kalion, I know your armies suffered the most but you should wait." "Oh fuck you! Just because you are some bigshot in the capital. Doesn''t mean you are the commander here." Kalion turned his horse and went to his army. "He is right! I am not giving my glory!" Just like Kalion, Calion turned his horse and went to his army, Harn was staring at the lizard capital, deep in thought. Before they get hurt, I have to take the capital. To get to the lizard capital they were three ways, the central way that has been used as roads but the lizards were waiting for an ambush there, the left marsh that side was full of wild lizardmen and wild animals and the right marsh was the heaviest fortified place, a small but great castle were build by a lizard pretender to the throne. Harn took the central way because he didn''t want his little brothers to get ambushed, Calion thought he would launch a surprise attack from the left marsh and Kalion didn''t think of any plan, he just went into the direction his brothers didn''t. The fight started, Harn''s army suffered great casualties but he was the first one to make it to the capital, Calion was the second one, his armies didn''t suffer that much because his army was so big that wild things didn''t attack them though they were a couple bit of casualties and both of them met up. Harn was covered in blood and Calion was covered in wines, when the two saw each other they laughed at each other but the casualties were enough to stop their laughter. "I heard that you lost half of your army." Said Calion with a sad expression, he was feeling guilty about not going with his big brother. If I only went with big brother, none of this would have happened. "Yes, I heard you got lucky." "Yes, I did but where is Kalion?" A soldier arrived to report. "Lieutenant General Kalion has retreated from the battle!" The soldier yelled at the two generals on top of their horses, both of them were surprised. "What! That coward!" Calion yelled but Harn realized something faster than Calion did. "Is he wounded?" Said Harn. "An arrow hit his heart, he was treated on the battlefield, his condition is unknown." Calion was shocked, and his guilt was increasing. Fuck! If I only convinced him to stay. Harn noticed his little brother''s panic and hit him with his sword sheath. "Stop panicking and reinforce Kalion. I will stay here and defend the capital." Harn was angry at his little brother, just like Calion he was blaming himself, all of this was for nothing if one of his little brothers died, Calion saluted Harn and turned to his soldiers.Stolen novel; please report. "Get off your asses! The war isn''t over yet!" He yelled and the soldiers started to prepare their gears, and without waiting for anything he rushed out of the capital alone, the soldiers who prepared their gear went to follow him. Harn started to walk around the lizard capital, their city wasn''t that hurt because their defenses were so weak that they died without a struggle, there were a lizard woman and her child looking at him like he was the monster, It was his first time being seen as a monster. I must look like a monster to them, what should I do my dear Lelia? Even though Harn was a young man, he was a husband and a father, he married to the love of his life and had one son together with her but when the war was going to be over he was going to have more children, that was their promise and he was going to bring a medal for his little son, Lorent. Harn reached the lizardmen palace, he got off his horse and started to walk to the palace was being ransacked by the soldiers, they stopped after seeing Harn because Harn was a man of honor, he would never let this kind of thing, to distract him one of the commanders went up to him. "Major General, we found a secret room in the throne room." Said the commander. "Lead the way." Said Harn. They reached the throne room, they were soldiers around the throne when they saw Harn they made way for him, the throne was knocked down and there was a secret tunnel under the tunnel but the soldiers weren''t able to go in because they were hearing lizardmen voices there, after all, no one would want to go in a dark tunnel with lizardmen voices. "Give me a torch I am going in," Harn asked for a torch and one of the soldiers handed him a torch, and he started to walk down there was a staircase going down to the tunnel and when he reached the entrance of the tunnel, he got an alert. [You Have Entered An Area] After seeing this, he turned to his soldiers and yelled. "Close the trapdoor!" The soldiers closed the trapdoor, now he was alone in a dark tunnel with a torch, there was a maze but he figured it out easily because of the moved tunnel bricks, he reached the end of the dark tunnel, there was a wooden door with a circle iron doorknob, he slowly opened the door and saw the lizard king dead on his chair, he looked around the room to see anything was suspicious after clearing that out, he looked at the books that were lying on the ground. A research room for the king, this explains their poisons. He noticed that there was a small wooden chest on the table, he was still being cautious and opened the wooden chest slowly, but when he opened the chest he was surprised. I was expecting some kind of poison but a diamond feather? He picked up the diamond feather and started to examine it, It looked like it was used as a quill, there were a blank paper and ink on the table, he wanted to write something but then a voice behind stopped him from writing. "You shall not write with that holy feather!" He quickly turned around with his sword. There were people with red hoods and white masques but one of them wasn''t wearing a red hood and a white masque, that person was a short old man around the age of hundred, he had red eyes like a monster in the darkness but he was wearing a huge white hat, and a big white robe and he was holding a white staff with an angel on the tip and funny enough bigger than him, and Harn knew who this person was. "Pope Francist." Harn gulped he knew he was outnumbered and he was really in a bad position. "You know you are in a bad position, just hand the holy feather and I will only remove your memory." Francist always had a creepy smile, a smile you didn''t want to see and the only times he smiled was the times where he already won even though Harn knew this, he responded with an attack, he charged at the pope with his sword, his sword almost reached the pope but he was frozen, he wasn''t able to move. "Idiot, these magicians are blood magicians, you can never win against them, kill him Priscianna." A woman with long red hair and red eyes walked towards the frozen harn and whispered him. "My apologies." She said. I am sorry, I failed, I hope my brothers take care of my wife and my son. Every hole in Harn''s body started to bleed and gush out blood, he screamed but his screams didn''t last for long because he was dead in thirty seconds, the pope Francist picked up the diamond feather one of the red hooded magicians asked a question. "Sir, what should we do? His brothers are winning their fight and will come soon." This question scared everyone in the room except for Francist, he was still smiling because he knew he already won. "Burn the city using dragons, leave no one alive, not even lizards. Disguise as those unionist demons, we will hit two birds with one stone." Priscianna picked up the chest and the pope Francist put the diamond feather in it. "These feathers are our holy artifacts. We shall protect them with our lives." Said Francist and they teleported out of the city. The castle siege was won because of the reinforcements from the lizard capital, Kalion suffered a great wound but he was already recovered because healers, both of them decided that they were going to say they are sorry to their big brother and when they got out of the marshes, they saw the whole city burning. "Don''t waste your time on the water, they are all dead!" Calion yelled, both of them were feeling guilty over their big brother''s death, he looked up to the sky and he noticed a small dot in the sky, he picked up his binoculars and looked at the small dot. A Dragon with the union flag! Those fuckers will pay!