《The fantasy transfer》 1: causing troubles upon my arrival? 1: Causing troubles upon my arrival? I am Yoichiro Nazumaki, 27 years old virgin and living in Japan. I usually wake up between4pm-5pmand yes, this is usually the time I got upeveryday. The particular reason for this habitual late wake up routine had always been revolved around anime, games and erogames; yes you name it, all kinds of online entertainment, and so with all these, I stayed wake up all night indulging in these self-pleasures. Anyways, I woke up early in the morning since I saw on a webpage I was on the night before, which had said that Infinite Kick Man volume 17 is to be released out in the shopping mall the next day. The next day have come, and the time I woke up was around 3am in the morning, still fatigued due to the sudden change, I crawled out to the exit door, put my shoes on and left whilst still in my pajamas so that I could be the first to arrive at the shopping mall to buy the novel. Fortunately, I was the first to arrive at the mall, but unfortunately, it wasn''t open. How was I so stupid, of course, it wouldn''t open so early in the morning!!! It was 5 am, and I just want to get the hell out of here, but I couldn''t consideringthe distance I''ve traveled to get here. I became conscious of the time that passed by- 10 minutes became an hour, and that hour became 2 hours. Quite the predicament I was in, more people started waiting outside and some were even staring at me for wearing such a ridiculous outfit. More importantly, I still have to wait 30min before the door opens. I started to stare at the skies fantasizing about an imaginary world where I was the main character. A place where all knew me as the hero and a place where I had all the money in the world to buy all kind of luxuries I want. Suddenly, as though I was dreaming, I found my consciencein an unfamiliarenvironment. Normally in dreams, for physocological reasons, one wouldn''t know they were dreaming until they actually wake up from it. However, I knew I was dreaming, and knew what had happened before. I still even recalled what eroge games I played when I was 14 years of age just so that I could know I wasn''t dreaming. The place I had transported to was in a forest. Out of curiosity, I ventured deeper into the forest in hope that I would find some lumberjacks or other dwellers I could make contact with. I soon noticed that the 5 senses were returning back to me and that the place I was in started to feel a bit hot. Before that, for unknown reasons, I had not noticed that the sensations of moving my muscles were missing. Stolen story; please report.An hour later, after a gruelingwalk in the forest ( My unfit physique left me disadvantageous) I found a small cottage. I found myself mesmerized as to how the cottage blended with the vicinity of the forest so perfectly, yet here I am panting heavily for breath. The protruding chimney had vines growing on it; the windowswhich were left untouched and maintained; the walls which also had vines growing on it and the grassy garden which wasn''t overgrown with grass. "Haaa-aaa----....." I let out a long sigh From the large mound, I was on, I carefully slid down to where the surface was flat. So to say. the cottage is a hollow space between the huge mounds which surrounds it. As I was covering the distance between the cottage and myself, I became aware of the sensation of running away, so I stood there still, putting my guard up. " Hey, you over there with that weird clothing!!! Who are you and what are you doing trespassing my property!?" . . . I turned around and saw an old "hag"....Oh shit! I let that taboo word slip out of my mouth. I suddenly felt a chill run beside me. She stared at me with cold eyes. I do not want what horrors I have in mind currently to happen next. At worst I would die.And so, I said " Hag? Oh no, what I mean is a beautiful old lady. I mean look at those stained brown teeth that make you look like a coconut tree. I mean even your height is comparable to it; so tall. And also, you are flat, but it is beautiful like a polished wooden plank. And not to mention that appearance of yours. Surely you could scare even the toughest of foes. Noone would oppose you" - trembling " Brown teeth... Flat... Ugly?" Suddenly out of nowhere, I saw a small fly heading in the direction of my eyes. I shooed it off as it was pestering me " Stop approaching me you pest!!! All you do is annoy people" Incidentally, the woman who heard this was shock beyond belief. A few moments later I saw a faint red light surrounding her body as if it was a bloodlust aura that you see in anime. Wait... ... ... ... Oh shit! she really is going to kill me 2: The hag and the frog Yes, I am unfit. Yes, I am anti-social. Yes, I am pitiable among my family, relatives, and friends. But I do have some exercises that I do with my only friend who stayed by my side always. For example, he gave me more muscles around the arms and my grip was also stronger. But one day, my friend had a broken bone, and to this date, he couldn''t stand up. It had happened when our training on our daily exercises with our role-models on T.V. I projected the screen of my device to the T.V and started exercising with my friend vigorously. But sooner, he felt a sharp pain, and consequently couldn''t stand up on his own anymore. I hated myself for this intense training and hope that one day he will recover by himself. Editor''s note: In case you haven''t noticed, his friend is his ''son'', otherwise his reproductive organ. . . . I stared at the old hag who was trembling. She was clearly angered by my statement and wanted retribution to fall upon me. " Please don''t kill me, I''ll do anything", out of fear I spoke. Clearly, I wasn''t able to think straight. "Anything?" " Yes anything" " In that case go on a date with me. Don''t worry I won''t make any physical contact with worthless trash like you" " Ummm.. Ok" She approaches me at a quickened pace. Upon further inspection of her face, I saw a large mole on her chin. But this mole wasn''t an ordinary mole, it had a smiling face on it!!! I turned myself to the side and vomited "Kuheyyyyyyyy-----... BLUGHHHHH" Surprisingly she didn''t react angrily to the actions I did " Fufufufu. It seems like you also fell for my charm. Even the villagers who said that I was too beautiful to stay in my village vomited when they saw me" At this moment I knew that she was very naive. " Fine, first of all, accompany to the Elewook Village south of here. I will wear a mask so that you whois not worthy of seeing my beautiful face, won''t see it" And so, we departed to the village by a wagon that was pulled by a horse. On our journey, we encountered bandits. " Hey!!! Get out the vehicle and leave your belongings behind!" Bandit A I trembled... Not out of fear but out of excitement. In the novels I read, the woman would usually be the first victim to be picked on by bandits, and I really do want this old hag gone! So along with this hag, I also got out. " Oohh... Who is this beauty under the mask!!! Hey, you with the weird attire, LEAVE the woman and your belongings and she won''t get hurt" Bandit F who was threatening me with a knife pointing at her chest. And so, I ran the hell out of here. But... I decided to run back as to see how the bandits would react to what was under that mask, and so I hid behind the bushes, hiding my presence. Bandits started to circle around the hag, and as soon as one of the bandits took her mask off... " AHHHHHH!HH!" " EWWWW... THERE''S A FACE IN A FACE!!!" " I''M SORRY MOTHER!!! I SHOULDV''E LISTENED TO YOU... NOW I WILL DIE EARLIER THAN YOU WILL BY THE MYTHICAL RANK MEDUSA!!!!" If you encounter this story on Amazon, note that it''s taken without permission from the author. Report it.Screaming in fear, the bandits scrambled and dispersed in all kind of direction. Some had even lost hope and fell to the ground with emotionless eyes. Some had vomited like I have and were foaming. But nonetheless, it was horrifying. I started to sympathize the bandits. " Aren''t I too beautiful!!!" The old hag blatantly shouted Subsequently to that event, three bandits remained unconscious and the rest ran away. Suddenly she turned to me as though she knew I was there at the start, and puts her mask back on. " I can see you! Anyways, you are prohibited to see my beautiful face because of your unworthiness" Knowing that had already put her mask back on and not to mention with my presence exposed, I decided to reveal myself from the bushes. " You really did a great job scaring the bandits away because of your beauty" I walked slowly to her but decided to check what the bandits were holding possession of. I went to a random bandit that fell unconscious, opened his pouch and found a flask. I was curious, and because I wanted to know more about it, and so I sub-consciously activated appraisal. -Teleportation portion [Transports an individual to the nearest village when drank.] Whilst thinking of my escape, I started to sympathize with old hag''s loneliness. " Hey, watchurname, considering that this is a fantasy world, if you kiss a frog, you will meet a handsome prince" " Really!!! In that case, I will do so" " Since I obtained some valuable possessions, I will accompany you on your journey" And we decided to depart after taking the unconscious bandit''s possession. We ended up in the marshes which were located in the forest. *Croak*Croak*Croak*Croak From here, we searched and searched for the prettiest frog. There were many types of frogs, from dark black to snow white; from red to green; from horny ( with horns) to smooth. I particularly found a frog with rainbow colored skin and a crown attached to its head. I held it in both of my hands and presented it to the hag. " Surely this frog is the Handsome Prince. I mean look at its colors and look at that crown!" I said " Indeed you are correct" the hag replied excitedly I looked away as she removed her mask and offered the frog with both my hands. She took it and then kissed the frogs with her big lips. Subsequently parting lips, with an instantaneous reaction, her lips began to swell. Growing bigger and bigger, her lips were three times as large as her nose! - Ahhh... I once watched a documentary on wildlife, and that episode was mainly about frogs. Frogs that are bright and colorful are usually the ones that are poisonous. WAIT! Why did I remember this now!!!! " AHHHH WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!! YOU MADE ME LOSE MY BEAUTY!!! IM GOING TO RIP YOU LIMBS FROM LIMBS!!!!" She screamed at the top of her lungs I was frightened negotiation- impossible Running away - impossible I tried to think of all the escapes I could think of, but none had a non-zero chance of survival. No, I wanted a one hundred percent chance of survival. Then I remembered the transportation flask. I took it out of my pocket and drank it. Then I felt as though I drifting away. My body, like sand, started to drift in the wind. Elwook village here I come! [ Transportation flask: Transport to nearest village] " COME BACK HERE!!! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN YOU WORTHLESS TRASH!! HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME!!!" My plan as to teleporting- Escape the village as soon as possible as Elwook had been the hag''s destination from the start.