《Hilarity of a Game-Breaking Player [Hiatus]》


 Arc Prologue - Chapter 1

    In the myriad of worlds and dimension that exists, in the medium world whose name is Faliene, lies the huge continent of Ufis. Somewhere in the continent, a bright light flashes and then disappear quickly, just as it came. Of course, such light was not noticeable by its inhabitant and thus was not known.


    Somewhere in the mountains inside a cave lies a sleeping young man. If used to describe him, you can say that his face is normal and his body is skinny with a height of 1.70 cm. This sleeping man was oblivious to his surroundings but will slowly wake up.


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    I woke up in a cave, not minding the darkness, as I knew that my eyes will get used to it. So, who am I? Well, my name is Jack Adams and I am just your typical American, although I am half chinese. If you''re asking about my hobbies then it is gaming and a lot of it. Oh, and I just noticed, I look like my game character of an MMO I played. I stood up at the cave and looked at myself. Yeah, my equipment is all here as well as my weapon. Hmm, I think all my skills are there too.


    ''Status''


    Nothing happened but thanks, god nobody was around. That would have been embarrassing. I looked at my equipment and sure it was my most powerful one, yeah I was a game-breaking solo player. I was so game-breaking that people complained about me. The only thing I remember before is me playing my favorite usual MMO. Oh yeah, I should try some of my skills since this is my game character. I aimed my hands at the cave.Unauthorized duplication: this tale has been taken without consent. Report sightings.


    ''FireBall''


    A hot flaming ball of fire was launched from my hands to the inside of the cave. At this moment, I realized this wasn''t a good idea and because of this, the temperature inside the cave risen to a whole new level.


    ''Ice mist''


    I used another spell. It makes an icy mist and so I direct it to the fire and surprisingly, it was pretty easy to do so. I just thought to go over there and it did. Well, now I got a new problem because now it is fucking cold! Damm should I do this outside the cave? So, after going outside the cave, I made a conclusion that everything, including items and inventory of my game character, is here. It means all the magic I learned and all the useful skills. I know all this stuff because I was messing around.


    Grabbing a sandwich from my inventory, I ate while the sun set."Wow is this delicious.", I said out loud. After finishing the meal, I went into the cave and with my crafter class, I made a futon because making a bed was time-consuming.Removing my coat, boots, and gloves, I slept, thinking about exploring the world tomorrow.

 Arc Prologue - Chapter 2

    I woke up the next day and ate breakfast. I was prepared to leave this cave and explored the world around since I knew nothing about it. I went out of the cave and


    looked at my surroundings and saw that I was in a valley in between a mountain range. I walked forward to whichever of the two sides since, well, it is just two directions.


    ''Hermes Blessing''


    I cast a speed buff on myself and went to one of the sides of it. I won''t be teleporting because I can just store an accurate map of the area in my mind thanks to my high intelligence. Let me tell you that I want to see the world around and also, teleportation is kind of inconvenient so I just walked with the speed buff.


    Walking with the buff is an equivalent of an Olympic track team. The skill ''Hermes Blessing'' give the user or whoever you want to give the buff an increase of 150%


    speed.


    ''This scenery is quite nice but seriously it gets boring!'', I thought and then said, "Whoever random god or whatnot, please make something interesting happened."


    I said that not really expecting something to happen but behold! Slave Trader! How do I know? I am seeing them in front of me. How do they not see me? Magic! Duh.


    What did you expect? My walk in front of them and do something. Come on! I haven''t killed a single soul and just thinking about makes me sick. What? You think I can handle something like that? Come on! I''m just a gamer with my MMO game character, not an actual swordsman with the rules and all you see on television.


    So, I am invisible and silent because I cast myself that spell. This spell barely costs anything and I am here watching the slave traders.


    ''God''s Eye''


    This is a useful spell, allowing me to see from a top-down view. Looking through ''God''s Eye'', I can see the slaves in seriously bad condition and many are extremely thin and malnourished. Looking at this scene disgust me for several reasons but mainly because of my morals and principles. So I waited until the sun set and prepared my spells for the situation.


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    ''Tracker''s Eye''


    Using this spell, I was able to find the slave traders and so I cast ''Silence'' and ''Invisibility''. I entered the camp and unsheathed my sword and carefully walk. I was lucky because the traders were asleep. The guards were nothing and were very easy to deal with. A slash was enough to kill them all. So, here I am in front of him and murmured, "You are a scum, and I do not like this. I am not doing this for justice but because I want to and it makes me happy in a way that I helped. I am going to kill you just like how I killed your guards and I will not regret taking the life of a scum", and slashed his head off.


    I sat down on the floor and said, "They were scum and deserved to die and that my actions are justified.". I pointed my fingers at the sky and a magic circle appeared. I chanted, "Bless the poor souls and help the weak. In the name of the goddess I serve, I bless you for a safe journey. ''Freyr Love''". The circle gave a light and healed every slave here. Later, I unlocked all the doors and left behind food and weapons. Of course, I know that some slaves are bad, so with the Divine Magic ''God''s Judgment'', I smote all the sinful slaves.


    ''Hermes Blessing''


    Casting the buff, I ran-walked out of the scene because my skill ''Awareness'' allows me to sense the area around me. Sensing people, I obviously did not want to stay there so before leaving, I took away all the stuff I left behind.

 Arc Prologue - Chapter 3

    I woke up and climbed out the tree I was sleeping in. I was tired after that endeavor so I just found a tree branch to sleep on. Not the most comfortable thing because it stills cause me pain in the back. Healing magic was enough to deal with it though. I sat on a rock at the border of the forest and ate breakfast, or was it lunch? I don''t know since I woke up late. While eating, I looked up at the sky and thought where I wanted to go. I make a magic dice and threw it up and high in the sky.


    ''Please don''t let it be something bad.'', I thought.


    The dice landed and it showed northwest and so I walked going northwest. This time I was going to walk with no buff and everything. Time to ponder about myself and the universe. I have all this magic but barely use it. I have the skills but I don''t do anything about it. The first inhabitants were slave dealers. Most of them were humans and some were beastmen. How do I know this? Light Novels and all.


    ''Hmm, let''s go to a village.'', I thought and cast, ''Hermes Blessing''.


    Who knows how long I been running and damn is there still nothing to look at. After about who knows how long, I see a village in the distance so I stopped a few meters away from it. I hope my passive skill ''AutoTranslate'' works here. I walked like a normal person to the village and pray that nothing bad happens. I walk in the village and I wasn''t really worried about danger since my passive skills and stats cover that.


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    First Opinion. It looks like shit. I mean seriously, this place is really poor. That means that the country I am in is probably the weakest one. Just look at the town folk here gave me the idea of their standard of living. One word and that is shit! So, I chose a random building that looks like an inn and entered. It really was an inn only that it didn''t look like one and the place also smell horrible.


    I went to the counter and the man behind the counter, with a soulless look, looked up and said, "5 copper for a room, no meals included.". Wow, this place is really bad. I didn''t respond to him and just gave him five copper coins and held up 1 finger. The man threw the key at me. Catching it, I went upstairs to my temporary residence. I sat on the bed and unsheathed the sword and looked at it. My sword Infamy is also known as Sword of the Abyss. It can cut through anything like mud and the status effect it gives are no joke.


    I put it in one of the dimensional storage I made with magic. I took some throwing knives and replace my sword with a common longsword. I have asked for a room for the sake of returning at night. I disappear from the room and teleported back to the cave I woke up and decided to walk on the other side to see what there was. And so, in the middle of the day, with ''Hermes Blessing'', I went to the other side of the mountain.

 Arc Prologue - Chapter 4

    With ''Hermes Blessing'', it is very easy to map the area of the mountain quickly. Honestly, I thought there was going to be something interesting but it was just a massive waste of time. Afternoon soon turns into evening and evening into night and soon I decided to quit it and o back to the inn until I sense a huge mana spike out of nowhere and decided to track it.


    From my senses, I can say that it is huge and that the mana is incredibly pure, equivalent to mine and a lot of it, too. So I arrived and what I saw was damn huge. I mean literally huge. It was the Big Bertha of magic metal. The whole thing is a combination of orichalcum, mithril, and meteorite steel. This is a blacksmith haven. I can''t wait to make great weapons with this amount of metal. I stored the whole thing in the dimensional storage and teleported back to the inn and took a good night sleep. Not really.


    After I woke for three hours because I was excited about what to make, I exited the inn an continued forward to my journey or just find an empty cave to make weapons on. And some leather and some other necessities for crafting. So I hunted lots of furs and then went to find a cave. It was a pain in the ass though so I just punched the wall with my gloves.


    I inhaled deeply and concentrated and gathered the mana around me and directed to my arm in a tornado form. This continued until I had the necessary amount.


    ''Origin Fire''


    A formless fire, hotter than all other forms of fire, appeared on my hand. The origin fire is the hottest fire of all, made out of the void and chaos of the universe. I maintain the fire to an acceptable size and then I broke a chunk of mithril and floated to the fire. Adjusting the temperature, I melted the mithril and controlled the liquid metal into the blade of the sword. I made it as a saber and draw three magic circles on the saber. Each of this magic circles is an enchantment.


    The first circle made the saber extremely sharp. The second circle made the saber unbreakable. The last circle made the saber extremely light. This is the perfect weapon for killing. Bad thing that the saber is not really up to my standards. At most, the rating can be said of rare ranking. Most of the equipment in the MMO goes on a classification of Common < Uncommon < Rare < Unique < Epic < Divine < Divine Legendary or just Legendary. I probably just sell the saber.


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    I slept in the cave after cooling it because of temperature reasons. I decided the next day to check my internal map and grab some herbs to make potions and then fin a good sizable city to sell the junk I will be making. So, I woke up the next day to find herbs. It wasn''t that hard to find thanks to my max leveled ''Herbalism'' skill. I went to the same cave again and summoned the origin fire.


    With the fire raging on, I filled a flask with water and boiled it. Then, I grabbed a basic healing herb. According to ''Herbalism'', this herb is a ''Red Vitality Herb'' and it is used to make basic healing potions. I purified the three herbs and then inserted into the boiling flask. Then, I added a helping herb. It is called ''Ruby catnip'' due to its bright red color rivaling one of a ruby. Cats also love this. Using this herb, it helps increase the potency and effect of the potion. I divided this into pieces and then inserted into the flask.


    After a few minutes of boiling, the potion was done. It was one of the highest purity, although it was a basic one as well. It increases the recovery rate of injuries as well as healing minor wounds. I made more batches of them until I had 1,000 of them. One batch of ingredients was enough to give me 100 of them so I only had to do this ten times. It was night time but I did not feel like sleeping and decided that it was best to travel until I can find a good adventure.


    Currently, everything is boring and hence, the boredom. So on that day, I walked until I found an adventure.

 Arc 1 - Adventure Start - Chapter 1

    Boring! I have been on the road for a week and that was with [Hermes Blessing]. Nothing interesting is happening. I keep running but really, how big is this country. It feels like I''m in Siberia. Boring, Boring and Boring! Important things must be said thrice. Running in the countryside is not interesting at all, but my senses picked something interesting ahead.


    "Men! Kill them all!", shouted a bandit. 20 bandits surround a carriage while the defenders are only left with 5. 3 swordsman and 2 knights are protecting the carriage but it can be seen that they won''t last. Where am I? Watching on a hill, 1 kilometers away from the fighting. Honestly, I am not into the saving people things since it is not my business but looking at the carriage, it belongs to a noble and saving a noble means a form of adventure.


    I held a piece of paper making it look like a map and then walked. If viewed from another perspective, I can be seen as a person looking at a map. The bandit leader sensed my presence and order, "Kill that man over there!". Wow! This is the first thing you do, huh. To cliche.


    The first bandit raised his ax and prepared an overhead strike but I ducked under it and send a fire punch into his gut. Two bandits start a pincer attack, one on top and the other on the bottom. I did a used the skill [Sword Draw] and beheaded the two bandits. The bandits kept piling in but I kept myself calm. While I know that not all bandits are bad, they are very rare in this peaceful land.


    [Pinnacle of Sword - Twelve Whirlwind Slash]


    I, Jack Adams, never felt cooler than now with this sword skill. The Twelve Whirlwind Slash sends twelves whirlwinds at the foe. If used masterfully and enough control, it can be sent at any direction, power, and speed. I sheathed back my sword and observed the remaining foe. The bandits cowered at my sight and trembled, ready to escape at moment notice. Of course, I didn''t want them to escape for future problems and hence cast a [Wind Blade].


    The remaining bandits were beheaded, with shock at their faces on how they died. I walked past the carriage but the knight shouted to get my attention, "Wait!". I kept walking forward and ignoring them. The knight chased and tried to grab my arm but I moved to the side. He tripped but before he could respond I asked in an impatient tone, "What?". The knight panicked, thinking that I was offended. I wasn''t but it is just a facade to put up the scene.


    "The lady a-a-and us, her guard, wants to thank you for saving us from the bandits.", thanked the knight while stuttering. He went back to the carriage and knocked on the door. The carriage opened and out came a beautiful lady who I can also say that she is a cleric. She has long, straight, silver hair and blue eyes, has soft white skin, and stands 162cm (5''4") tall and has a fairy-like build. I am saying this because she is really beautiful.


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    She bowed down and said in a beautiful voice, " Thank you for your help, mister. My name is Anna Campbell. May I know your name?".


    "Jack, Jack Adams.", I replied bluntly not caring about my tone.


    "Well, Mr. Adams, would you like to join us for the remainder of the journey. The city of Leka is not very far.", asked Anna.


    I pretended to think since my answer is yes. I need information of the world.


    "All right since it is not that far of a distance.", I replied. She gave a small smile and walked back to the carriage. The carriage started to move again and I walk beside it. Anna retracts the curtain out of the carriage window and signals me to get closer.


    "May I know what you are doing here?", Anna ask.


    "Traveling", I said, "Travel, travel and travel, and see new sights. I live in a very remote village though so I am just at the beginning and I almost know nothing about the world.".


    She suggested, "Why don''t I tell you about the world and you can tell me about things you can do. Like me, I am a cleric."


    I looked at her with doubt but thought nothing much of it. I said, "A traveler and swordsman.".


    "Are you some traveling swordsman to better your swordsmanship?", asked Anna, slightly excited.


    "Well, maybe. Honestly, I don''t know. Are you interested in those type of stories or is it because the excitement of adventure?", I replied with an answer and question.


    "I have mostly been stuck at the mansion. I wanted some adventure and didn''t want to be stuck in a mansion.", with a sigh, she replied.


    "I don''t know what to say to that. Don''t you mind telling me what kingdom I am located in?", I asked.


    "Well, you are in the territory in the country of Hoppus. A multi-ethnical nation and the only one, too. Currency is copper, silver, gold, platinum. It is actually quite easy to remember. 100 copper to 1 silver and you know the rest of how it works.", said Anna.


    "What about the country situation and politics of this kingdom? I just want to get the gist of it.", I asked.


    "Hoppus is the poorest country here and it is pressured from the Empire of Osmea in the north. The reason is that slavery is the norm in other countries but Hoppus was made from different races. Apparently, it was started by the first king Dogma because of how he hated the human supremacy doctrine. In my opinion, this human supremacy doctrine is just stupid.", Anna said.


    "Mhmm, so slavery is pretty common in other countries but here. Right?", I confirmed.


    Sighing, she asked, "Yes, that is how it is. You don''t have problems with other races, do you?".


    "No, not really. Never understood that.", I replied.


    The knight approached and said, "My lady, we are near the city of Leka.". Anna nodded and gave me a smiled. She said, "Well, we''re here."

 Arc 1 - Adventure Start - Chapter 2

    I, Jack Adams, looked at the city in front of the group and let us say, in simple terms, underwhelming. Well, I guess anyone who lives in here does not live in a big city, for example, New York, or Berlin will say. There is no line at the gate, well a small one, but we bypassed it because Anna is a noble. She comes from the three great noble families in the City of Leka. The three noble families of this city are the Campbell, the Johnson, and the Smiths. Anna belongs to the Campbell Family.


    ''Hmm, I should get her to join me. She might be an interesting addition. I shall teach her a few selections of healing spells. The healing one and I give a yes to new companions'', I thought.


    "Hey, Anna. You don''t mind me saying it, right? I acknowledge you were a noble, but I tried guessing if you were from a great one. Well, of this place. I was right.", I asked, wondering at her back-story.


    "Ah, I am very sorry but it was nice speaking with you.", Anna said.


    Here! A chance to get a peek in her personality. I asked, "Ain''t you nice to everyone? I can assure myself you are famous in this city."


    "The citizens are nice but not everyone here can be agreeable persons. I, myself, can get angry if pushed to the edge. There this specific person I do not meet.", she said as she looked around the city. Her eyes watching the citizens going in their daily life.


    From the short conversation, I concluded that Anna will make a great comrade of travel. First, her personality is decent. Second, she cares for the people of this city. Third, she is a charming girl and nobody can say no to a charming girl as a comrade. The other conclusion made me delve into my thoughts.


    ''The last sentence tells me she doesn''t want to meet a specific person. It is a noble, and a spoiled one'', I said in my thoughts, thinking of the countless opportunities and the new possibilities it might stem from it.


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    The group and I walked until we came in front of a large manor which belongs to the Campbell Family. Facing Anna and thanked her and said, "This place is huge! Oh, thank you for your company. I will stay in this city for a few weeks. Let''s hope we can meet later."


    "Yes, I hope we meet again, Mr. Adams.", Anna said and gave me a small smile.


    Separating from Anna and her group, I roamed the city and look at my surroundings. Enjoying a talk with Anna was fun, but I didn''t have time to explore the whole city because I was talking with her.


    ''Damn, I should have asked her for a map of this city.'', I thought as I looked around for something interesting. There wasn''t much to see and Anna was not kidding with the poor situation this country is in.


    If Anna manor looks like that as a great noble of this city, what will it be for the other ones? I wasn''t paying attention to the road so I wandered off the city and eventually got lost. I decided to ask for directions for I had a little problem. I was a very absent-minded person and I admit that I know about it but could not be done for quickly.


    I quickly ask for directions to an inn but it was not very easy thanks to my looks. I have always been a polite and patient person but even I get frustrated. Having a solution is not easy and thinking of one, I found a good solution. I cast both [Invisibility] and [Hermes Blessing], walked to the Campbell''s manor and walked past it.


    I used my mental map to scan the whole place; finding Anna I went to talk to her and consult her for some books. Walking all the way there, I was thinking of how to approach her but then thought otherwise. Now, I am standing in front of her door and enter in.

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