《God's wrath》 Prologue: I wish to be the Dragonborn... If only life could be as easy as a game... I hate this world, I hate poeple, I want to live a live of adventure... "Foolish humans! I gave you the sun, the sky, a planet to live on! I gave you life food and the ability to procreate and evolve! I gave you all of what you could dream of and yet you continue to kill yourself, to kill animals without reasons, to kill other humans without reasons, to kill your own home THE EARTH!"Reading on Amazon or a pirate site? This novel is from Royal Road. Support the author by reading it there. "I gave you warnings, Adam and Eve, Noa''s Arch and others. Now I''ve had enough. I ban the entiretty of humanity of this planet and forbid any one of you to come back but I''ll let any one of you choose your destination, choose wisely because you''ll only choose once..." WHAT THE FUCK?! What''s this? Who is it? I can choose where I go? Skyrim! I want to live the game in real life! "As you wish." ... The Devil is in the details... Well, God too... Ahhhhhhh! My head! It hurts! Well, it''s going away. So, where am I? One thing is sure, it''s black, up, down, left, right, face, behind, yep all black. So, where the fuck am I? "Is anybody here?" (???) "Yeees, one moment please, I''m finishing here and I come to you" (???) Eh? I know this voice. Who was it? It was in the game Skyrim... but who? Think. Think. Think... Shit I''m doomed, it''s Clavicus... "Here we go young man, I''m Vil Clavicus Daedra Prince of the Wishes. As I am busy for the moment, I''ll first explain the situation to you and then let you talk. As you certainly know by now, your race incurred the wrath of your Creator and unique god, a very powerful god. As some of your people wished to be transported in a certain game of the Elder Scroll series, God created an entire universe and each of the planet of this universe is a game platform for one of you human. As you personally have wished, you''ll live on Nirn and will be transported in Skyrim. This will be your new life, but like you wished, it will be like your home world. So, let¡¯s say, if in the game you could gain five level of proficiency by paying some gold to someone in one second, here you''ll pay for the people to teach you their skills, so the time you take to learn will entirely depend of you. It also applies to the items you can create. There isn''t any level, when you''ll kill something, you won''t gain experience, you''ll absorb a part of the life force, stamina and magic power of the being you killed, be it an animal, an undead, a monster or a humanoid. As for the dragon souls you''ll absorb a part of their knowledge of the dragon language. As for the NPC, there is no people who can''t die here so be careful of your followers, it''s also applicable to you, you won''t just respawn if you die. And there isn¡¯t programmed answers or behavior, if you fuck the wife of a farmer, he could just stab you in your sleep.The narrative has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. Now, for the interesting bit, in the game, you¡¯re limited by the programming of the system, here it¡¯s the real life, so you can wear enchanted clothes upon enchanted clothes. As you have ten fingers you can also wear ten rings, but it doesn¡¯t apply to the necklace. And as you aren¡¯t limited by the system, you can further enhance your gear, knowledge and other bits. The harshness of this world is comparable to the normal difficulty of the game. I''ll let you choose your body in this world as it is part of the beginning of the game but I can''t have you changing your features before other people. Also, you¡¯ll begin with the set knowledge of the beginning of the game, it¡¯ll be a little painful in the first minutes, don¡¯t be too surprised. I think that¡¯s all, do you have any questions or can we follow with the choosing of your body?¡± (Clavicus) FUCK that¡¯s a lot in one go, but ¡­ ¡°Well, yes. I can think of three questions right now. The first one is what is in it for you? I know that you never do something for free.¡± (???) ¡°You didn¡¯t listen well enough boy, I said that your god, created this whole universe just to ban your race from Earth. He created all of it, me with it. So, what¡¯s in it for me? My life. What about your second question?¡± (Clavicus) ¡°Will the level of the enemies also rose with mine?¡± (???) ¡°No, they progress themselves, before fighting giants and mammoths, you¡¯ll prefer to kill a lot of things other than them. As for the dragons, they¡¯ll be weaker at first as they were raised only a bit earlier, but as time passes, they¡¯ll be more powerful.¡± (Clavicus) ¡°Ah thanks, what about the skill books?¡± (???) ¡°Oh, good. So you did listen. As you found about it, I¡¯ll let you have a little bonus here. Each skill book will give you the equivalent of 10 level of proficiency but only on a theoretical level, you¡¯ll have to practice it to set the knowledge. Is it all?¡± (Clavicus) ¡°Yes.¡± (???) ¡°Okay. Now, please create your new body.¡± (Clavicus) Why does he move his hands like tha¡­ FUCK! That surprised me. Well, it sure will be simpler with a creation tool. So, what do I choose? If I remember well, he said that they are free to act as they see fit, so racism must be harsh if it was already programmed in the game so I¡¯ll choose a human race, As I¡¯ll be fighting against dragons I think the best is to take a Breton or a Redguard. If I want to be incognito, at least for a time I¡¯ll need to be a Breton¡­ I can even change my sex. I¡¯ll stay a man though. Wow, the rest is much more complete than the creation tool of the game. So, height, 1,97 meters. Weight 120kg, full muscles, square chin, high cheeks, big green eyes, brown hair, wrinkles of seriousness, no dirt, a little scar on the brow, a big one on the back and a bear claw scar on the pectorals. Oh I can even choose the size of my package, well, I¡¯ll just select above average¡­ And now my name¡­ As it is the new start of my life I should found something that goes with it¡­ anew, renouveau, spring? Spring? Spring, march, mars¡­ That¡¯s it! My name will be Mars. Well, that¡¯s it. Good to go. Now just press finish and¡­. Its good to know the future... Ahhhhhh shit, waking up with a massive headache begins to become a habit. Well, same question, where am I? "Hey, you. You''re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there." (???) Oh no, you¡¯re joking right? He really made me start the game here¡­ "Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn''t been looking for you, I could''ve stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell. You there... You and me, we shouldn''t be here. It''s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants." (stupid little thief) ¡°Oh shut up, complaining about it won¡¯t change the situation.¡± (Mars) ¡°Well, you sure are realist about all this brother, I¡¯m Ralof, nice to meet you. ¡° (Ralof) ¡°Mars.¡± (Mars) ¡°Shut up back there¡± (Imperial soldier) ¡°And what¡¯s wrong with him, huh?¡± (S.L.T.) "Watch your tongue. You''re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King." (Ralof) "Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You''re the leader of the rebellion. But if they''ve captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us?" (S.L.T.) ¡°They are taking us to Helgen to be executed, and if you don¡¯t stop shouting and saying nonsense, you won¡¯t have a chance to attain the city alive¡± (Mars) "No, this can''t be happening. This isn''t happening." (S.L.T.) "Hey, what village are you from, horse thief?" (Ralof) "Why do you care?" (S.L.T.) "A Nord''s last thoughts should be of home." (Ralof) "Rorikstead. I''m... I''m from Rorikstead." (S.L.T.) "General Tullius, sir! The headsman is waiting!" (Imperial soldier) "Good. Let''s get this over with." (Tullius) "Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me." (S.L.T.) "Look at him, General Tullius, the Military Governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this. This really is Helgen. I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Funny, when I was a boy, Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe." (Ralof)Stolen story; please report. "Who are they, daddy? Where are they going?" (Little girl) "You need to go inside, little cub." (Her dad) "Why? I want to watch the soldiers." (Little girl) "Inside the house. Now." (Her dad) "Yes, papa." (Little girl) "Whoa!" (Imperial soldier) "Get these prisoners out of the carts. Move it!" (Imperial captain) "Why are we stopping?" (S.L.T.) "Why do you think? End of the line. Let''s go. Shouldn''t keep the gods waiting for us." (Ralof) "No! Wait! We''re not rebels!" (S.L.T.) "Face your death with some courage, thief." (Ralof) "You''ve got to tell them! We weren''t with you! This is a mistake!" (S.L.T.) "Step towards the block when we call your name. One at a time." (Imperial captain) "Empire loves their damn lists." (Ralof) "Ulfric Stormcloak. Jarl of Windhelm." (Hadvar) "It has been an honor, Jarl Ulfric!" (Ralof) "Ralof of Riverwood. Lokir of Rorikstead." (Hadvar) "No, I''m not a rebel. You can''t do this!" (S.L.T.) And here we go, one arrow in the back for the stupid little thief. "Halt!" (Captain) "You''re not going to kill me!" (S.L.T.) "Archers!" (Captain) I¡¯m dreaming, right? He just dodged that one? But it should have killed him on the spot! Ah well, he took the second right in the neck. Shit, they really can alter the scenario¡­ ¡°Anyone else feel like running?" (Captain) "Wait. You there. Step forward. Who are you?" (Hadvar) ¡°I¡¯m Mars, a Breton. I was just passing the frontier when imperial soldiers jumped on me and knocked me out cold¡± (Mars) "Captain. What should we do? He''s not on the list." (Hadvar) "Forget the list. He goes to the block." (Captain) "By your orders, Captain. Follow the Captain, prisoner." (Hadvar) "Ulfric Stormcloak. Some here in Helgen call you a hero. But a hero doesn''t use a power like The Voice to murder his kingand usurp his throne." (Tulius) "*muffled grunts*" (Ulfric) "You started this war, plunged Skyrim into chaos, and now the Empire is going to put you down, and restore the peace." (Tulius) And here comes the first roar of Alduin, please make it so that I won¡¯t be killed before he comes. "What was that?" (Hadvar) "It''s nothing. Carry on." (Tulius) "Yes, General Tullius. Give them their last rites." (Captain) "As we commend your souls to Aetherius, blessings of the Eight Divines upon you, for you are the salt and earth of Nirn, our beloved..." (Priestess of Arkay) "For the love of Talos, shut up and let''s get this over with." (Stormcloak) "As you wish." (Priestess) "Come on, I haven''t got all morning. My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?" (Stormcloak) And one head, one. Next is mine¡­ "You Imperial bastards!" (Stormcloak gal) "Justice!" (???) "Death to the Stormcloaks!" (??? (2)) "As fearless in death as he was in life." (Ralof) "Next, the Breton!" (Captain) And here it goes, the second roar¡­ ¡°To the bloc, prisoner. Nice and easy.¡± (Hadvar) Eh? What the fuck? Where is the roar? What the fuck is Alduin doing? Let¡¯s loose a bit of time here or else I won¡¯t have any more time to lose. ¡°Prisoner?¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Yes, could I have the priestess recommend my soul before I die?¡± (Mars) ¡°Captain?¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Just choose another one, we¡¯ll do this one at the end so that the others don¡¯t make a ruckus.¡± (Captain) Phewwww, that was a close one. But where the fuck is Alduin? *ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR* Eh? Too close! This one is too close! ¡°Sentries? What in the world was that?¡± (Captain) ¡°It¡¯s in the clouds!¡± (Sentry) ¡°RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN¡± (Mars) ¡°*ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR*¡± (Alduin) Shit! Shit! Shit! Run! Run! Run! Ouf, I¡¯m in the donjon. Just wait for Alduin to break the wall. ¡°Someone to free my hands? It¡¯s not easy to run with my hands in the back¡± (Mars) ¡°We don¡¯t have weapons he¡­¡± (Ralof) *Alduin breaks the wall* Yes, here¡¯s my way to freedom! Why does he look here? Shit¡­ Killing machine? ¡°Yol¡­¡± (Alduin) Jump! Jump! Jump! ¡°Toor Shul¡± (Alduin) Shit! I never climbed down stairs this fast¡­ ¡°It¡¯s going away¡­ with me, up the tower¡± (Ralof) ¡°Yeah¡­ yeah. I know. Just let me put myself together. It¡¯s the second time today that I nearly lose my head.¡± (Mars) ¡°It¡¯s dangerous out there, better¡­¡± (Ralof) ¡°Jump through the roof of the inn. I knoooooooooooow¡± (Mars) ¡°Or stay inside and wait for the dragon to go away¡­¡± (Ralof) Shit, it¡¯s higher than I thought, I¡¯ll break my leg if I fall on it. Better fall on the side¡­ FFFFFFFFFFFu! I think I broke my shoulder! No, nothing''s broken. But it sure is painful. Really need to get up and go away. One last jump to the ground and now run to the other tower¡­ ¡°Hadvar! Take everyone and hide behind the house NOW!¡± (Mars) ¡°Gods! Everyone get back!¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Hadvar. Use that sword and cut those cords.¡± ¡°Yol¡­ Toor Shul¡± (Alduin) ¡°Yes¡­ stay still.¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Thanks. Alduin¡¯s going to go away for a moment, we need to run to the other tower, there¡¯s a cavern that go out of the city. Either you take the others with you or they hide somewhere else but here isn¡¯t really a safe place. There are some stormcloaks in the tower behind us but it should be safe considering the situation.¡± (Mars) ¡°How do you know all that? Never mind, it¡¯s not the best moment for questions. But I¡¯ll keep an eye on you prisoner. Everyone, go hide in the dungeon, I have to find general Tulius and join the defense¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Gods guide you Hadvar.¡± (???) Now just go between the house and the wall¡­ ¡°Stay close to the wall prisoner¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Stop right there and put your back against the wall Hadvar!¡± (Mars) ¡°What¡­¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Yol¡­ Toor Shul¡± (Alduin) ¡°Now! Run!¡± (Mars)This tale has been unlawfully lifted without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. ¡°Follow me prisoner.¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Hadvar, into the keep. Soldiers! We¡¯re leaving!¡± (Tulius) ¡°It¡¯s you and me prisoner. Stay close.¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Stop calling me prisoner and call me Mars for God¡¯s sake.¡± (Mars) ¡°Right, sorry Mars.¡± (Hadvar) And here come Ralof¡­ ¡°Ralof! You damned traitor. Out of my way!¡± (Hadvar) ¡°We¡¯re escaping, Hadvar. You¡¯re¡­¡± (Ralof) ¡°Nobody¡¯s stopping you! And I prefer to save my hide from that dragon than to try to stop people from fleeing. Now, Hadvar, get your asses moving or I kick them so hard that you will wish Alduin burned them.¡± (Mars) ¡°Ugh¡­ right. Let¡¯s go.¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Ralof! Come here, I¡¯ve got a word for you. Hadvar, you go in the keep and I¡¯ll join you in two minutes.¡± (Mars) ¡°What have you got to say Mars?¡± (Ralof) ¡°If you go in the keep by that door, you¡¯ll only find locked doors, so just wait a bit outside or you follow Hadvar and me at a safe distance but you¡¯ll face a dead end if you go by yourself and with the imperials everywhere surely your death too.¡± (Mars) ¡°Thanks for the advice, I¡¯ll keep it in mind.¡± (Ralof) ¡°It¡¯s nothing, we¡¯ll meet again. Good bye for now.¡± (Mars) ¡°Next time Mars¡± (Ralof) Now to see Hadvar¡­ Well, the room¡¯s still the same. ¡°That really was a dragon¡­¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Not any dragon, it was Alduin. You know, the world devourer and all that¡­ now, I¡¯ll equip myself.¡± (Mars) ¡°How do you know that it¡¯s Alduin out there? Isn¡¯t it just a legend?¡± (Hadvar) ¡°There was and it¡¯s still true even now, only one black dragon and it¡¯s Alduin. Next, you certainly don¡¯t know but the power of the voice is just the use of dragon language, so when you see a dragon making a magic attack, he¡¯s just speaking. You saw the fire breath of the dragon? He was just speaking about respiration and inferno. But not for the meteor shower, there he just roared, no normal dragon can just do that.¡± (Mars) Good, a few septims, the book, I put on the armor and all the swords, check. Better make a bag with the rags I worn, it¡¯ll be easier to carry all I¡¯ll find. ¡°How do you know all that? Who are you?¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Someone who value is privacy. It¡¯s not that I dislike you, but you were trying to kill me less than ten minutes ago. There is better circumstances to develop trust between two people. Don¡¯t you think so?¡± (Mars) ¡°True enough.¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Let¡¯s get going, we¡¯ve other things to do than to debate of trust issues. Conjure Familiar¡± (Mars) ¡°And you¡¯re a mage with that¡­¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Yes, now go. Try to stay silent, there are stormcloaks roaming around and wearing imperials armor in front of them isn¡¯t the best thing to do to stay alive.¡± (Mars) ¡°Yeah¡­¡± (Hadvar) Where is that chain? There¡­ pull the string and the latch will open. ¡°Here we go.¡± (Mars) ¡°*whispers* there are voices at the end of the corridor.¡± (Hadvar) ¡°*whispers* I know, wait a bit. I¡¯ll see if they are stormcloaks or imperials.¡± (Mars) ¡°Hurry! The dragon is destroying the dungeon.¡± (???) ¡°Just let me have a breath.¡± (???) ¡°We must hurry before imperials come and take us back.¡± (???) Well, here is the answer. I need to signal Hadvar. Silence, come. ¡°*whispers* I¡¯ll enter first with my summon and surprise them with a flame spell, you¡¯ll follow and strike quickly. Are you alright with that?¡± (Mars) ¡°*whispers* Alright.¡± (Hadvar) ¡°*whisper* At my signal, one, two, three, go!¡± (Mars) ¡°Attack! FLAMES!¡± (Mars) ¡°¡°What? Aaaaaargh!¡±¡± (Stormcloak soldiers) ¡°Aim for the neck Mars.¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Yeah.¡± (Mars) ¡°Aaaaaargh¡­¡± (Stormcloak soldier) *body fall on the ground* ¡°One less. What about yours?¡± (Hadvar) ¡°burned half to death and the rest was done by my familiar and a sord in the head to be sure. There is only one problem¡­¡± (Mars) ¡°And? The problem is?¡± (Hadvar) *Puke* ¡°I never killed before.¡± (Mars) ¡°Well¡­ better them than us.¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Yeah¡­ Let me put on one of their armor. If we meet other stormcloaks it¡¯ll be easier to handle them.¡± (Mars) ¡°Good idea.¡± (Hadvar) Shit, burned corpses stink! And this feeling when the sword¡­urgh And now I need to prepare myself because there will be five to six stormcloak down there¡­ Why do troubles love me so much? Shit. One thing I really didn¡¯t consider when creating my new body was that I wouldn¡¯t be playing a game¡­ Those fucking armor won¡¯t just change size between two wearers. I can¡¯t close the laces of this clothes armor but fuck it, that will do the job for the time being. Also, change of weapon, the sword goes in the bag with the rest, the shield goes on my back, the edge at the level of my neck to protect it, an axe in my right hand and the other at my right hip for a quick draw when I¡¯m out of magic. ¡°Okay, I¡¯m ready. We can go down the stairs and deal with what¡¯ll await us downstairs.¡± (Mars) ¡°Want me to go first?¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Bad idea, if we encounter stormcloaks, they¡¯ll attack before you could utter a single word. If I go first and we encounter imperials, you could always vouch for me before they could really hurt me. I still have the imperial armor on me.¡± (Mars) ¡°Ladies first then. *grin*¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Well, seems like I have to watch my back too if you¡¯re behind me. *grin*¡± (Mars) ¡°Okay, that one was easy.¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Okay, here we are. Let¡¯s advance very slowly and against the wall. With Alduin out there I wouldn¡¯t be surprised if the roof fall on our heads.¡± (Mars) ¡°Good idea¡­ do you feel that?¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Yep, get back to the end of the corridor¡­¡± (Mars) *Rumble* *RUMble* *BOOM* ¡°Kof, kof. Shit, that¡¯s a lot of dust¡­¡± (Mars) ¡°Where do we go now? The corridor is blocked.¡± (Hadvar) ¡°There¡¯s a room on the left that we can take. I¡¯ll go first to see if there are people in there, if there are and they are stormcloaks, I¡¯ll let the door open so that you can hide behind as I lure them outside. If they are imperials I¡¯ll let you know immediately.¡± (Mars) ¡°Good enough for me. How will I know if they are imperials?¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Well¡­ You¡¯ll see me running with people on my tail¡­¡± (Mars) ¡°Hahaha¡­ I want to see that one.¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Or I burn them to death, your choice¡­¡± (Mars) ¡°*Gulp* Please abstain from doing that.¡± (Hadvar)The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. ¡°Okay, hide behind the door and stay silent.¡± (Mars) Okay, there must be two stormcloaks in there. Let¡¯s see¡­ Shit! Turn tails and run for your life! ¡°Hadvar! Those two are for you!¡± (Mars) ¡°Get him! He¡¯s not escaping from here alive!¡± (Imperial soldier[1]) ¡°STOP! He¡¯s not an enemy!¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Who are you?¡± (Imperial soldier[2]) ¡°I¡¯m Hadvar, an imperial lieutenant. Now put down those swords and follow us, we¡¯re getting out of here.¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Is it okay? Can I come back now?¡± (Mars) ¡°Yeah¡­ all is good.¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Sorry, I took you for an enemy. But why do you wear a stormcloak armor if you¡¯re an imperial?¡± (Imperial soldier[2]) ¡°It¡¯s because I¡¯m nether a stormcloak or an imperial. Look I wear the imperial armor under the stormcloak¡¯s. The imperial¡¯s is for protection, the stormcloak¡¯s for deception. With an imperial like Hadvar following me, it¡¯s better to wear that one if we don¡¯t want to have to fight face to face with all the stormcloaks that roam here.¡± (Mars) ¡°You¡¯re a clever one, aren¡¯t you?¡± (imperial soldier[1]) ¡°Not enough to not be in this mess apparently. Well, let me look around for a bit, if there are useful things, I would prefer to have them with me.¡± (Mars) ¡°Feel free to do so.¡± Imperial soldier[1]) Okay there should be two on the shelves. Let¡¯s see here and there. One minor magicka and one minor healing potion. Don¡¯t forget the salt pile. Next is the barrel¡­ Three more minor healing, one minor magicka and one minor stamina. Oh! I nearly forgot this one. One more minor healing. This should do the trick. ¡°Okay, ready to go.¡± (Mars) ¡°Whoa, fast. You sure you don¡¯t wanna look in the rest?¡± (Imperial soldier[2]) ¡°Nope, I¡¯m okay. Now let¡¯s go through this door.¡± (Mars) ¡°*Whispers* Is he always like that?¡± (Imperial soldier[1]) ¡°*Whispers* You haven¡¯t see the end of it¡­¡± (Hadvar) ¡°I heard you.¡± (Mars) ¡°¡­¡± (Hadvar and imperial soldier [1]) Okay, after those stairs there must be a torture room. Here it is. But why is nobody here? Fuck it, there is still the loot. ¡°Well, I¡¯ll loot this room too. Check the cells, maybe there¡¯s still somebody in there.¡± (Mars) ¡°Let¡¯s check this out guys.¡± (Hadvar) Okay, let¡¯s change the hide shield with the iron one near the rack, the mace goes in the bag¡­ now the knapsack. I¡¯ll put all the potions in there, the dragonborn book and the other one will go there too with the iron dagger. Let¡¯s go to the cell. Fuck the lock, I¡¯ll use the mace. *BANG* There! Okay, now, the gold, potions the spell tome and the enchanted clothes. Shit, I¡¯ll need to change and put the robe under the stormcloak armor. ¡°What was that?! Are you allright?¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Yeah, I just unlocked the cell door.¡± (Mars) ¡°Fuck! You nearly gave me a heart attack there¡­.¡± (Hadvar) ¡°No problem, I could heal you if that was the case *grin*¡± (Mars) ¡°You¡¯re a healer?!¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Heee¡­ I know the heal spell, but I¡¯ve got several potions.¡± (Mars) ¡°Figures. Haaaaaa¡­ Are you finished here?¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Nope, I found these enchanted robes, it¡¯ll boost my magicka regen so I¡¯ll put then under the stormcloak armor. After that we can go.¡± (Mars) ¡°Okay, I¡¯ll let the others know.¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Okay guys, I¡¯m ready. Same as before, I go first, If I found people and they are stormcloaks, I lure them to you, put them on flames and we kill them quickly. If they are imperials, I run here and you explain the situation. Okay with that?¡± (Mars) *Nod* (Hadvar and imperial soldiers) ¡°Let¡¯s go then.¡± (Mars) Okay nobody¡¯s in the cave. They should all be in the little cavern a little further. ¡°*Whispers*Okay boys, I want you all to wait at this corner and I¡¯ll look in the room.¡± (Mars) *Nod* (Hadvar and imperial soldiers) Okay a quick loo¡­ *Rustle* *Gulp* Shit, I¡¯m fucked¡­ I should have asked for an inventory... ¡°He¡­ hey buddy, wanna put that sword down? It¡¯s a little cold against my troat¡­¡± (Mars) ¡°No, she¡¯s good where she¡¯s now. Why do you wear the stormcloak¡¯s armor? I don¡¯t remember ever seeing you in Windhelm.¡± (Stormcloak soldier) ¡°I was brought in the same cart as Ralof and Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak. The imperials were executing us one by one when the dragon attacked. I ran and got to here. In my way down, I put on all of what could help me escape. I found a body with this armor on in the torture room a little higher of here and put it on.¡± (Mars) ¡°Saw any imperials?¡± (S. soldier) ¡°I didn¡¯t saw any but I heard voices, at least two, that were getting near me when I was putting on the armor, so I hurried down here and you know the rest.¡± (Mars) ¡°You got all the way down here and didn¡¯t see any imperials? I don¡¯t believe you.¡± (S; soldier) ¡°They were all trying to lead the villagers to safety when I escaped. They were all following general Tulius¡¯ orders. I didn¡¯t stay to see what they will make out of me.¡± (Mars) ¡°Good, your story matches the others. You can come out, he¡¯s safe.¡± (S. soldier) One, two, three, five, six and seven. Shit, that¡¯s a lot. ¡°You scared the shit out of me there.¡± (Mars) ¡°Better safe than sorry man. So, who are you?¡± (S. soldier) ¡°Mars, same to you.¡± (Mars) ¡°Olaf, you were saying that there were voices behind you?¡± (Olaf) ¡°Yes, at least two but we can set up a trap behind a corner a little higher or the best is in the torture room. There are cells in each side of the corridor and a large one with shelves that blocks the view from the exterior. Best place to set up a trap if they are imperials.¡± (Mars) ¡°Okay, you four, you follow me and we¡¯ll see to that. You two, you look after him, he doesn¡¯t leave this room! Am I clear?¡± (Olaf) ¡°Cristal clear Boss¡± (S. soldiers) ¡°Man, it¡¯s rude. You don¡¯t believe me?¡± (Mars) ¡°Oh but I believe you. Better safe than sorry though. Let¡¯s go¡± (Olaf) ¡°Okay, it¡¯s your choice. Conjure familiar! FLAMES!¡± (Mars)Help support creative writers by finding and reading their stories on the original site. ¡°Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh¡± (The seven stormcloak soldiers) Shit their clothes armor is a lot more flammable than I thought, they are being roasted. They are blinded, better take action now. ¡°Attack! Hadvar NOW!¡± (Mars) Shit! Will it always be so disgusting! ¡°It¡¯s done! Everybody stop!¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Hahaha, those stormcloaks are just meat for our swords hahaha¡­¡± (I. soldier[1]) *Puke* ¡°Sorry¡­ didn¡¯t mean to break the mood. But the second isn¡¯t better than ¡­ *Puke* the first time.¡± (Mars) ¡°Let¡¯s rest on the other side and go when Mars will be better.¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Thanks man but let¡¯s go now, I can¡¯t rest here even if I want to and we¡¯re near the exit now.¡± (Mars) ¡°Your choice, lead the way then¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Take their weapons before we go, I don¡¯t know for you but your colleagues took away all of my possessions when they captured me near the border. I don¡¯t really want to start my life in Skyrim as a beggar. So, if you could lend me a hand in transporting all of those so that I can sell them to a blacksmith or a merchant in the first village we cross, It would be appreciable. If you find a weapon that¡¯s best than your current swords take them as thanks for helping me.¡± (Mars) ¡°Well, if you continue to nearly kill all the enemy we come across on the first move, I¡¯ll be happy to lend you a hand for free.¡± (I. soldier[1]) ¡°Me too.¡± (I. soldier[2]) ¡°Same for me man, if you weren¡¯t here, I think I would be dead by now.¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Thanks, first drink is on me at the next town.¡± (Mars) ¡°That¡¯s something I like to hear haha.¡± (I. soldier[1]) Well, with all that, I¡¯m richer by a few golds and some weapons. ¡°Okay, let¡¯s go. Wait my signal when we reach a corner.¡± (Mars) Okay, let¡¯s see, here is a pouch. I¡¯m getting richer by the minute now¡­ and I should reach the room with the spiders by now¡­ here it is. ¡°Guys, there are five spiders in this cave, three the height of the knee and two the height of the hip. We go in there we get them together, I burn them and we finish them. If you can kill one before that, feel free to do. Any question?¡± (Mars) ¡°Yeah, how do we make them regroup?¡± (I. soldier[2]) ¡°We go in there while shouting, they see us, they chase us and we come back here in the corridor, when they reach the entrance, they¡¯ll be all in the group. Anyone else? ... Let¡¯s go then.¡± (Mars) They sure are loud when they want to. Okay they are following. ¡°FLAMES!¡± (Mars) ¡°Okay guys, our turn now.¡± (Hadvar) ¡°OOOOOOOOOOH¡± (I. soldiers) *Pfffff pffffffff pfffffffffff* Magic sure is tiring, I should drink a potion while they do that. ¡°Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!¡± (I.soldier[2]) ¡°Shit! He got caught by the spi¡­ aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!¡± (I. soldier[1]) ¡°Hadvar get back! FLAMES!¡± (Mars) ¡°You can stop Mars! They are dead now!¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Shit! Shit! Shit! Look around and check if there is anything else I need to drink a magicka potions or I¡¯ll faint.¡± (Mars) ¡°Take your time man, I¡¯ll take a look.¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Give me five minutes and I¡¯m good to go. But we¡¯ll need to make another bag for all that¡¯s left here. I¡¯ll make one with that stormcloak armor, I don¡¯t think we¡¯ll find some anymore.¡± (Mars) ¡°Yeah if the spiders were still here, it means that nobody passed in a while.¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Here you go.¡± (Mars) ¡°I¡¯ve got all the weapons.¡± (Hadvar) ¡°Okay, we should go then.¡± (Mars) The big pouch there and I forgot the bear¡­ ¡°Shhhhhh. *Whispers* There¡¯s a bear there, let¡¯s stay close to the wall and go past him.¡± (Mars) ¡°*Whispers* Yeah, great idea.¡± (Hadvar) *Crac* *GROAAAAAAAAR* ¡°Why does it always have to be me?¡± (Mars) Annonce: Sorry guys, nothing today... Hi guys, I broke my PC''s charger while writing the chapter for today. As my PC is old, the battery is dead too. So, I will write on my phone while I look for a new charger. The release rate may drop during this period, but I don''t forget you and will do as fast as I can. Good evening.This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there. PS: don''t read the rest, I need at least 500 characters for posting a chapter, so... --------------------------------- Hi guys, I broke my PC''s charger while writing the chapter for today. As my PC is old, the battery is dead too. So, I will write on my phone while I look for a new charger. The release rate may drop during this period, but I don''t forget you and will do as fast as I can. Good evening. PS: don''t read the rest, I need at least 500 characters for posting a chapter, so... Knowledge is a cheat "Hadvar you take the right, I take the left! Conjure Familiar! Attack the bear!" (Mars) *GROOOAAR* "Any brilliant ideas for this one?" (Hadvar) "Strike him from the back when I have his attentiont and aim for the neck or at least the hind legs." (Mars) Here Teddy, come to dady... Shit, what can I use for this one? And I don''t have the shouts to help me... WAIT, I already know those shouts so I should be able to use them! Let''s try, it wont hurt me at the very least. "Hadvar, you should step back a little, I''m going to try something and if you''re caught in it, you won''t like it." (Mars) "Okay!" (Hadvar) *GROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR* "FUS RO DAHHHHHHHH (My Voice Is Power That Push Anything Standing On My Path)" (Mars)Unauthorized use: this story is on Amazon without permission from the author. Report any sightings. Yessssssssssss! It worksssssssssssss, now we are speaking! *Whimpers* *Whimpers* *Silence* "Shit Mars, what was that?!" (Hadvar) "That, dude, is the power of the voice." (Mars) "And you couldn''t use it before? It would have let us escape way more easily!" (Hadvar) "Whoa! Calm down man, for starter I didn''t know if it would work and you heard yourself how loud I was, no? Think about it! How many people would have heard it should I shout in the fortress?" (Mars) "Well, that''s true too. Any other tricks up your sleeves?" (Hadvar) "Dunno, I may think avout something on the road." (Mars) "Well, let''s continue, there should be an exit to those caves if there was a bear in there." (Hadvar) "Yeah, let''s do that." (Mars) "When we are out of here, how about you come with me? My Uncle live nearby in DragonBridge, there you should be able to sell those weapons and if you want, you can even join me in the imperial army." (Hadvar) "I''ll gladly accept coming with you, but I''ll have you give up on me joining the imperial army man. I barelly set a foot in this country that they captured me like a criminal and they were going to kill me if not for the dragon''s attack. I don''t rescent you in any case, but you should understand that I won''t be at ease in the middle of the very people who tried to put me to death..." (Mars) "Well... I can understand that. At least know that someone with your abilities will be welcomed in the army." (Hadvar) "I''ll keep that on mind if I need a job." (Mars) Here''s the exit, at least this part is finished, now I can start to really level up my skills.