《The Gambling Demon King is full of Misfortune》 Prologue/Chapter 1 ¡®Where am I?¡¯ I thought as I wandered through a thick fog until a blue screen appeared before me.
You are in purgatory.
It stated. ¡®Then, how do I get out?¡¯ I thought, waiting for the blue screen to show up, again.
You reincarnate.
It stated, again. ¡®How do I reincarnate then!?¡¯ I thought.
Ask.
It stated, bluntly. ¡®O-oh¡­ I want to reincarnate¡¯ I thought.
Certainly. Would you like to have your class and skill now or later?
It asked. ¡®N-now¡¯ I thought.
Rolling Class.
The screen started rolling showing me classes such as: ¡°Tamer¡± ¡°Healer¡± ¡°Knight¡± ¡°Hero¡± ¡°Bard¡± ¡°Adventurer¡± ¡°Traveler¡± ¡°Mage¡± ¡°Summoner¡± ¡°Necromancer¡± What I ended up with was: ¡°Demon King¡± ¡®Oh¡­ lovely¡¯ I thought sarcastically.
Rolling Skill.Reading on this site? This novel is published elsewhere. Support the author by seeking out the original.
It started to roll again, showing skills such as: ¡°Swordsmanship¡± ¡°Tame¡± ¡°Death Aura¡± ¡°Enslave¡± ¡°Control¡± ¡°Appraisal¡± ¡°Plant Manipulation¡± ¡°Bone Manipulation¡± ¡°Blood Magic¡± But, it ended with a skill called ¡°Lottery¡± ¡®Lottery¡­ that sounds¡­ useful?¡¯ I thought.
Reincarnating Now.
Randomizing Stats.
Randomizing Name.
Randomizing Body.
That was the last thing I saw, before going unconscious. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 I awoke in the middle of a forest. ¡°Where¡­ am I?¡± I asked nobody in particular as I saw a lake near me, so I looked into it to see¡­ A beautiful man. Snowy white hair, red eyes with snake-like slits for pupils, a chiseled face. And, two large horns coming out of my head. ¡°Holy shit¡­ I¡¯m beautiful¡± I said, happily. I wasn¡¯t really handsome in my previous life. I wasn¡¯t ugly either, mind you. I was completely average. So, when I saw my new body. I was in for an even bigger surprise. I was around 7¡¯2, had the body of a professional body-builder. Several long red spiraling tattoos on my torso, arms, and neck. Oh, and I had a tail. ¡°What should I do?¡± I said aloud, as I looked at my surroundings to see even more¡­ trees.
I suggest using your [Status]
¡°Gah!¡± I shouted in shock, as I saw a floating blue screen suddenly appear before me. ¡°Y-you¡¯re the screen I saw in purgatory, correct?¡± I asked.
That is somewhat correct. I am more of a shard of the status. I¡¯m here to guide you through your adventures.
¡°O-okay¡­ what should I do?¡± I asked.
Say [Status] to learn how strong you are, that¡¯s what I suggest.
¡°Okay. [Status]¡± I said as a large blue screen appeared before me.
STATUS
NAME: Damien Kruel CLASS: Demon King
Skills: Lottery Spells [None]
LV: 1 (0/250) SP: 0
STR: 29 AGI: 15
END: 14 PER: 21
INT: 18 WIS: 15
CHA: 30 LUC: -100
¡°W-why is my luck so low?¡± I asked.
Your stats were randomized. I am sorry, but there is nothing I can do about that. You should be happy that everything else is so high.
¡°Say¡­ what¡¯s the average stat for everyone else?¡± I asked in a curious tone as I walked through the woods.
10 for each stat is the average. That means, you¡¯re above average in every aspect except for luck. You¡¯re considered cursed with a luck like that.
¡°So¡­ nothing will go my way?¡± I asked.
Yes. Nothing will go your way, but you can use that to your advantage, simply think ¡°I hope I die today¡± and you will instantly live through anything the world throws at you.
¡°By the way¡­ what¡¯s this world called?¡± I asked.
This world is called Valerion, it¡¯s a world of swords, magic, and qi.
¡°That¡¯s so cool!¡± I shouted as my inner-nerd was freaking out.
I¡¯m glad you like it sir, now. Let¡¯s find civilization.
The status said. ¡°Okay, let¡¯s go!¡± I shouted enthusiastically. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 It¡¯s night. I¡¯m lost. There¡¯s a pack of wolves around me. Help, please.
Use your lottery skill, you could get lucky.
The status said. ¡°Okay¡­ [Lottery]!¡± I shouted.
Rolling.
Words passed by quickly, but I caught a glance of some: ¡°Excalibur¡± ¡°Blood Magic¡± ¡°Stick¡± ¡°Baby Duckling¡± ¡°Werewolf¡± ¡°Iron Shield¡± ¡°Steel Knife¡± I ended up with¡­ a ¡°Pet Rock¡± I am so fucked! [---THE END---] Chapter 2 I am so fucked! ¡°I-I¡­ fuck!¡± I shouted as I tried running away from the wolves. Which, to my surprise, actually worked. ¡®Right, I have higher than average stats¡­ okay, so my agility is at 15¡­ the average is ten¡­ the wolves can¡¯t catch up with me, but they can easily catch up with an average person¡­ they probably have an agility rating of 12-13¡­ I can outrun them¡­ and, I can definitely kill them¡­ but, I don¡¯t have a weapon¡­ wait, what about the rock? It might not be a normal weapon¡­ but, it could do the job¡¯ I thought as I suddenly stopped, turned around and grinned at the pack of wolves. ¡°Let¡¯s do this!¡± I shouted as I pounced onto one of the wolves and bashed its head in with the pet rock multiple times, until I could see its brain. The wolves stopped momentarily, allowing me to target the next one. ¡°Die! Die! Die!¡± I began to lose myself to the rush! Then, everything went black. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 ¡®What happened?¡¯ I thought, as I looked around. To see the corpses of several wolves, all beaten to death. ¡°Wha- system, what happened!?¡± I asked the system.
You killed the wolves in a blind rage.
The system said, bluntly. ¡°I¡­ think I remember that, but¡­ what¡¯s this?¡± I asked, as I looked at another blue screen.
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That is a secret mission. You get a reward when it¡¯s done.
¡°What¡¯s the reward?¡± I asked.
I am not allowed to say.
It stated, bluntly. ¡°So, what¡¯s the ¡°secret mission¡±?¡± I asked.
I am not allowed to say.
It stated, again. ¡°SO! WHAT ARE YOU ALLOWED TO FUCKING SAY!!!¡± I shouted angrily.
Common Knowledge, Your affinities, your status and several other things.
It stated, bluntly. ¡°O-okay¡± I said, taken aback. ¡®Hm? What¡¯s this?¡¯ I thought, as I saw several more blue screens.
Level up! You are now level 2!
Level up! You are now level 3!
Level up! You are now level 4!
¡°Level up? [Status]!¡± I shouted.
STATUS
NAME: Damien Kruel CLASS: Demon King
Skills: Lottery Spells [None]
LV: 4 (750/2000) SP: 30
STR: 29 AGI: 15
END: 14 PER: 21
INT: 18 WIS: 15
CHA: 30 LUC: -100
¡°I have 30¡­ SP, what¡¯s an SP?¡± I asked.
SP stands for Status Points, you should use them now, they¡¯ll allow you to become stronger.
¡°Okay¡­ I¡¯ll put all thirty points into¡­ Luck!¡± I shouted.
Done, here¡¯s your new status.
STATUS
NAME: Damien Kruel CLASS: Demon King
Skills: Lottery Spells [None]
LV: 4 (750/2000) SP: 0
STR: 29 AGI: 15
END: 14 PER: 21
INT: 18 WIS: 15
CHA: 30 LUC: -100
¡°No! It didn¡¯t work!? What¡¯s wrong with this!? Why can¡¯t I get my luck up?! And why are my status m¡± I shouted, angrily.
You are unable to get out of a negative status count without the help of a priest or high ranked items. And you used your points when you tried to get out of negative status count and failed.
It stated. ¡°Shit! This is a fucking scam! How am I supposed to know if the others work? Huh, system!?!¡± I swore loudly. And the system ignored me. ¡°ROOAR!!!¡± I heard a loud roar in the distance, and I began to run back to where I originally woke up. I was so distracted by the roar, that I didn¡¯t notice the pet rock glowing an ominous purple. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 It took around half an hour, but I got back to my ¡°spawn point¡±. ¡°I should get some sleep¡­¡± I said, as I began to create a small bed out of leaves and grass... and a blanket out of¡­ leaves and grass¡­ ¡°Sigh, I¡¯m going to have a really sore back in the morning¡± I said as I laid on my ¡°bed¡± and fell asleep. [---THE END---] Chapter 3 I woke up, the sun blinding me. I was covered in leaves, grass and¡­ bugs¡­ ew. ¡°Gah! Get the hell off of me you bloody insects!¡± I shouted as I stood up as quickly as I could and patted myself down. I then noticed a glaring problem. I have no clothes. I¡­ have no clothes¡­ I¡¯ve been running around naked for an entire day¡­ How¡­ how am I not dying from hypothermia? How did the wolves not get me!? And.. How did I not notice!? ¡°System¡­ can I use the lottery, to get some clothes?¡± I asked.
You can, but I would not recommend it.
¡°Why not?¡±
The chance of actually getting what you want are extremely slim.
¡°That is a good point¡­ but I really need some clothes¡­ use the lottery, system¡± I said in a commanding tone.
Certainly.
Rolling
¡°Mithril Sword¡± ¡°Rubber Duck¡± ¡°Wooden Dagger¡± ¡°Knight¡±This story has been unlawfully obtained without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. ¡°Steel Halberd¡± ¡°Dwarven Warhammer¡± ¡°Pet Rock¡± ¡°Twin Dragon Daggers¡± ¡°Chainmail¡± ¡°Steel Chestplate¡± I ended up with¡­ ¡°Rags¡± It was literally a bunch of rags¡­ ¡°What the fuck do I do with this?¡± I asked.
I suggest fashioning some of the rags into clothing and using some more to make a blanket and keeping the rest of the rags as make-shift slings and bandages.
¡°I- you have a point¡­ okay, I¡¯ll do that¡­ but, how could I turn the rags into clothes?!¡±
I suggest using a sharp rock.
I stared blankly at the screen for a moment, then I got up and started looking for a sharp rock while mumbling about the annoying bluntness of the system. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 It took a while, but I finally found a rock sharp enough to cut something with. So, I cut some of the various rags into a shirt, two pairs of pants, underwear, and socks. ¡°Okay¡­ this feels kind of uncomfortable, but¡­ it¡¯s better than being completely naked¡± I said as I started to make a blanket out of one of the rags and a pillow using a bunch of grass and some more rags¡­ I failed at making the pillow because I didn¡¯t have any sewing tools¡­ but, at least I have a blanket and clothes. ¡°So¡­ what do I do now?¡± I asked myself.
I suggest hunting.
¡°Gah! Fuck, I almost forgot about you! And I¡¯m not even hungry!¡± I shouted. *Growl* ¡­ ¡°Hunting it is!¡± I said as I grabbed the ¡°Pet Rock¡±, some rags and a stick to make a makeshift club. ¡°Time to get some food!¡± I said as I walked away from my¡­ camp. It took an hour or two, but I finally found an animal. More specifically, a rabbit. ¡°Well, better than nothing¡± I said, as I pounced on the innocent little bunny and brutally bashed its head in. After a few seconds, the rabbit was dead and I took the rabbit''s corpse back to my ¡°camp¡±. I started a fire, put the rabbit on a few sticks above it and started to cook it. ¡°I don¡¯t know much about cooking rabbit¡­ goddamn, I hope I¡¯m doing this correctly¡­¡± I said to myself as I cooked the rabbit, whole. While it was cooking, I saw a screen pop up.
11/50
50 EXP
¡°Wait, what?... it¡¯s that¡­ challenge thing¡­ does it mean I have to kill 50 animals? Is it that easy?¡± I asked myself, but I obviously got no answer. ¡°Well, it¡¯s a possible theory¡­ but, It couldn¡¯t be that¡­ or could it¡­ I should test it out¡­ after I eat¡± I said as I started to eat the rabbit. ¡°This¡­ isn¡¯t as bad as I thought¡­ not as good as I hoped¡­¡± I muttered as I kept on eating. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 I stayed up all night thinking of possible theories on what the ¡°challenge¡± is... I came up with a somewhat logical conclusion¡­ two actually. 1: If I kill something I get a ¡°point¡± And 2: If I kill something using the ¡°pet rock¡± I get a ¡°point¡± I had killed everything with the ¡°pet rock¡±, so I¡¯m going to go hunting again, but I¡¯m not going to use the ¡°pet rock¡±. It took a few hours, but I found another rabbit, snuck up on it and snapped its neck. I went back to camp, waited a little while and a screen popped up.
50 EXP.
I didn¡¯t get a ¡°point¡±, now I know, it¡¯s the ¡°pet rock¡± that¡¯s doing this¡­ good to know. I went to sleep in comfort, that night. [---THE END---] Chapter 4 I woke up after a great sleep, and I suddenly had a thought. ¡®I should set up some defenses. I¡¯m all alone and when I¡¯m sleeping, completely defenseless¡­ I¡¯ll die soon if I don¡¯t do this¡¯ So, I got up, got dressed, grabbed my ¡°club¡± which was just the ¡°pet rock¡± tied onto a stick with some loose rags, and went looking for some pointy sticks, so I could at the very least set up a wall of sticks around my ¡°camp¡±. I encountered a few wolves during the search for pointy sticks, but I swiftly dealt with them, using my ¡°club¡± and I grabbed one of the wolves corpses and swiftly returned to my camp, to start making dinner. After an hour of making sure the bed wouldn¡¯t get burned down and setting up around half of the wall, I went out again, to get some more pointy sticks. I was bored, so I chose to check my status. ¡°[Status]¡± I said, and a screen appeared.
STATUS
NAME: Damien Kruel CLASS: Demon King
Skills: Lottery Spells [None]
LV: 4 (850/2000) SP: 0
STR: 29 AGI: 15
END: 14 PER: 21
INT: 18 WIS: 15
CHA: 30 LUC: -100
I looked at my status and only noticed a single difference, I have 100 more experience points than last time. ¡°Hey¡­ system, what does the class Demon King even do?¡± I asked, curiously.
The Demon King class is given to the second highest ranked in the demon empire, under the demon emperor himself, the class gives you more SP and a random skill every ten levels, but it¡¯s much harder to level up. And, every Demon King is always warring with another, to become the next Demon Emperor.
The system explained. ¡°...Wait, what do you mean by ¡°it¡¯s much harder to level up¡±? Are you telling me that I should¡¯ve been stronger!?¡± I asked in an annoyed tone.
Yes, by now you would be ¡­[Calculating]... level ten at the least.
¡°What do you mean by ¡°at the least¡±?¡±
It is not possible to calculate every single variable in five seconds, give me a few more days and I may be able to give you an exact answer.
¡°Great, just tell me when you¡¯re done¡­ you¡¯re doing a great job, system...¡±This novel is published on a different platform. Support the original author by finding the official source. I said sarcastically, as I kept on looking for pointy sticks. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 After around, an hour. I was able to set up a¡­ ¡°wall¡± around my camp, I can¡¯t exactly call it a wall¡­ since the only thing it would keep out are bunnies¡­ without legs¡­ or a head¡­ basically, this was just a goddamn waste of time! ¡°Fucking pointy sticks!¡± I shouted angrily as I punched a tree multiple times, until a screen randomly popped up.
STR +1
¡°...¡± I looked at it in pure confusion for a moment. ¡°Wait¡­ what!? I can train stats!? Fuck yeah!¡± I shouted excitedly. ¡°Wait¡­ system, why didn¡¯t you tell me about this?¡± I asked in a monotone voice.
You simply didn¡¯t ask for any common knowledge or do anything to suggest you didn¡¯t know about it. I simply thought you forgot, or you were just lazy.
¡°I- I fucking hate you, system¡­ fucking hell, it¡¯s been a day right?¡± I asked.
It has been exactly: 25 hours, 43 minutes and 7 seconds since you last used the lottery skill.
It stated completely ignoring my previous comment. ¡°Fucking hell, finally something good¡­ you make a good clock¡­ do you have an alarm system?¡± I asked, curiously.
I have two types of alarm. The first type wakes you up. And the second one warns you of any incoming danger. Would you like to use them?
¡°Yes, I would¡­¡± I said. Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring ¡°System¡­¡±
Yes?
¡°Why am I hearing ringing?¡±
You have -100 luck, your life is always in danger.
¡°...Right, system¡­ cancel the second alarm¡±
Done.
¡°And do the¡­ lottery thing¡±
Rolling.
¡°Mouse¡± ¡°Silver Spoon¡± ¡°Excalibur¡± ¡°Durandal¡± ¡°Poseidon¡¯s Trident¡± ¡°Pet Rock¡± ¡°Ball of sealing¡± ¡°Spear of BOOM BOOM¡± ¡°Lucky Charm¡± Various words flew across the screen, until it stopped on¡­ ¡°Pointy Stick x200¡± ¡°...¡± I went back to punching the tree. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 After punching the tree and getting two more points into strength, I ate the cooked wolf¡­ which didn¡¯t taste¡­ great, but it was better than the rabbit. I went to bed after a few minutes of staring at the fire going out slowly. But, before I fell asleep, a bunch of screens appeared in front of me.
250 EXP
250 EXP
250 EXP
250 EXP
250 EXP
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Level up! You are now level 5!
STATUS
NAME: Damien Kruel CLASS: Demon King
Skills: Lottery Spells [None]
LV: 5 (0/4000) SP: 10
STR: 32 AGI: 15
END: 14 PER: 21
INT: 18 WIS: 15
CHA: 30 LUC: -100
¡°I¡­ I leveled up? Great! What should I do? Should I try rounding out INT and END, leaving the last two points for PER¡­ that¡¯s good enough¡± I said, as I allocated my points.
STATUS
NAME: Damien Kruel CLASS: Demon King
Skills: Lottery Spells [None]
LV: 5 (0/4000) SP: 0
STR: 32 AGI: 15
END: 20 PER: 23
INT: 20 WIS: 15
CHA: 30 LUC: -100
¡°I feel¡­ tougher¡­ smarter¡­ and I can see¡­ more¡­ clearly¡± I said aloud as I tried out my ¡°new¡± body. Then, after an hour, I collapsed from exhaustion. [---THE END---] Discord. Hey guys, RedDragonyte13 here, I made a discord channel for "The Gambling Demon King is full of Misfortune" I''ve already got an idea for volume 1... but, I don''t have MANY ideas for any volumes after that. So, if you guys could help me with that... that''d be great XD The author''s content has been appropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. Also, I''ll begin work on chapter 5 now, but it probably won''t be done today... probably tomorrow Bye~ (Fucking 500 character limit!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK) Chapter 5 I woke up, not in my bed. But on the floor. ¡°Right¡­ I passed out from exhaustion last night¡± I said as I stood up and looked around. ¡°Well then, time to¡­ expand the ¡°wall¡±!¡± I said as I walked away from the camp to find some logs. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Instead of finding logs¡­ I found¡­ a green midget with a tomahawk, which was made like my club¡­ a sharp rock tied onto a stick using rags. Luckily, it didn¡¯t see me, since I was hidden in a bush¡­ ha¡­ luckily. ¡°Sigh¡± I sighed, which wasn¡¯t the smartest move, since the goblin noticed me! ¡°Huh? Hooman! No! Demon! Die Demon!¡± The goblin shouted as it threw the tomahawk at me, I somehow managed to dodge it. ¡°Well then, time for you to die!¡± I said as I hit it in the face with my club. ¡°Die! Demon!¡± It shouted after losing a few teeth from the previous hit, as it tried to scratch me with its claws. ¡°Nope!¡± I shouted as I dodged the scratch and kicked it in the face, knocking it over. ¡°Goblin! Friends! Help! Now!¡± The goblin shouted desperately. ¡®Seems like there¡¯s more goblins around here¡¯ I thought as I crushed the goblin''s head in using my club. And I proceeded to grab the tomahawk out of a nearby tree. ¡°Well then, time to goblin hunting¡± I said with a grin as I stood in place in a fighting stance. ¡°Come at me you green motherfuckers!!!¡± I shouted at the top of my lungs, hoping to lure some goblins to my general direction, and I climbed up a tree, hoping none of them notice me. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0 They didn¡¯t notice me. But, they did notice the goblin corpse. Which distracted them long enough for me to take two of them out. ¡®Three remaining¡¯ I thought as I jumped through the trees, clumsily.Unauthorized use of content: if you find this story on Amazon, report the violation. ¡°Fuck¡­ That hurt¡± I said as I jumped onto a tree branch and fell down. ¡°We found killer! Brethren! Attack!¡± A goblin shouted, as it saw me. ¡°Fuck!¡± I swore as I readied myself for combat, holding the club in my left hand and the tomahawk in my right. ¡°Bring it on fuckers!¡± I taunted as I kicked the first goblin in the chest and slashed the second one¡¯s arm. ¡°Kill the killer! Ha ha ha!¡± The first goblin laughed as it tried to stab me, but I managed to dodge. But, I didn¡¯t manage to dodge the goblin behind me. It stabbed me in the leg, with a rusted dagger. ¡°Fuck you too buddy!¡± I said as I almost decapitated it using the tomahawk. But, while I was busy trying to decapitate the goblin, the other two caught their breath and rushed me. ¡°Die!¡± ¡°Kill! Kill! Kill!¡± They shouted. ¡°Fuck off you green cunts!¡± I shouted as I kicked one in the face and hit the other in the face with my club. While they were both down, I quickly took them out using the club. ¡°Alright¡­ so, I got four points from killing five goblins¡­ I just HAD to use the tomahawk on that one! Fuck!¡± I said as I stared at the corpses in front of me. ¡°Well then, I better find those logs. I said as I walked around the woods. I managed to find several logs around and managed to drag them back to camp, individually. I tied them up with the rags, dug a hole to place each of them into and, with a single thought, dug a small trench around the camp and placed the 200 pointy sticks in them. ¡°Hopefully, something will be dumb enough to step there and impale their feet¡± I said with a smile. I then, finally got some pop-ups from the system.
500 EXP
500 EXP
500 EXP
500 EXP
500 EXP
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After looking at the usual screens, also getting annoyed the fact that the goblins were only worth double the wolves, even though they actually use WEAPONS!!! I looked at my status, to see how much longer it¡¯ll take to get to the next level.
STATUS
NAME: Damien Kruel CLASS: Demon King
Skills: Lottery Spells [None]
LV: 5 (2500/4000) SP: 0
STR: 32 AGI: 15
END: 20 PER: 23
INT: 20 WIS: 15
CHA: 30 LUC: -100
I was actually quite surprised. ¡°Holy shit! If I kill another¡­ three goblins, I¡¯ll get a level up!¡± I said excitedly as I began to cook the wolf from the previous day. ¡°Oh right, system¡­¡± I said.
Yes?
¡°Lottery¡± I said simply.
Rolling
It replied, also simply. ¡°Holy Knight¡± ¡°Holy Armour¡± ¡°Laptop¡± ¡°Straw Pillow¡± ¡°Ninja¡± ¡°Wolf x30¡± ¡°Earth Golem x1000¡± There were a lot of good things that came up, but it landed on¡­ ¡°Bread x5¡± I was quite angry. ¡°Fucking five pieces of bread? Are you fucking shitting me!?¡± I shouted as I repeatedly punched the tree.
STR +1
STR +1
STR +1
END +1
¡°Oh! I got stronger¡­ [Status]¡± I said, as I looked at my status, again.
STATUS
NAME: Damien Kruel CLASS: Demon King
Skills: Lottery Spells [None]
LV: 5 (2500/4000) SP: 0
STR: 35 AGI: 15
END: 21 PER: 23
INT: 20 WIS: 15
CHA: 30 LUC: -100
¡°I feel slightly tougher and a bit stronger! Cool!¡± I said as I punched the tree again, causing it to crack slightly. ¡°Holy shit! Is that what a difference of three stat points does? Oh my god!... Now I feel worse about the -100 luck¡­¡± I said depressingly, as I went to sleep in my bed made of leaves, grass, and rags. [---THE END---] Chapter 6 ¡°Gaaaaaah!!!!¡± I awoke to the sound of a pained scream. ¡®An attack?¡¯ I thought, as I grabbed the two weapons closest to me. A rusted dagger and a stone tomahawk. ¡°Who the fuck is there!?¡± I shouted, angrily. ¡°Kill demon!¡± ¡°Kill! Kill!¡± ¡°Die!¡± ¡°Help!!!! Leg! Hurts!¡± ¡°Help the goblin!¡± ¡°I helped him! Now! Give me coins!¡± They said, as they pulled a goblin out of my ¡°spike pit¡± Its leg was brutally torn to pieces, but other than that. It was¡­ fine. ¡°Well then, look at all of these greedy little buggers¡­I think it¡¯s time for them to die¡± I said, as I threw the stone tomahawk into one of the goblin¡¯s heads. And I rushed another goblin and stabbed it multiple times with the rusted dagger, with a crazed grin on my face. ¡°Kill the demon!¡± ¡°He kill friend! He be killed!¡± ¡°Ha ha ha ha ha ha¡± ¡°I¡¯ll get him first! The remaining four goblins rushed at me. ¡°Gah!¡± ¡°Guh!¡± I quickly dispatched of two of them using my rusted dagger. ¡°Die!¡± A goblin slashed at me with an¡­ actually decent short sword. ¡°Well¡­ thanks for the weapon¡± I said as I punched it in the face, took the short sword out of its hand and cut its head off. There¡¯s one left. It¡¯s the one that fell in the spike pit. ¡°I¡¯ll give you to the count of five, run as fast as you can¡± I said with a grin.This novel is published on a different platform. Support the original author by finding the official source. ¡°I- Aaaaah!¡± The goblin ran as fast as it could. ¡°1¡± It tripped for a second. ¡°2¡± It got up and started running. ¡°3¡± It tried climbing a tree. ¡°4¡± It fell. ¡°5!!!¡± It looked back with tears in its eyes. Only to see me right behind it. ¡°Time to die!¡± I shouted with a grin on my face as I decapitated the goblin. ¡°Well then, it¡¯s time to get some more logs¡± I said as I walked up to one of the dead goblins and, after a minute. I finally got the stone tomahawk out of its head. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 I found¡­ five logs on the ground, which I took to my camp and, I dug five small holes and placed the logs in them and tied them up, using rags. ¡°Alright then, I have¡­ a very crappy, small, log wall¡­ but, it is better than the original pointy stick wall¡­ fuck it, system¡±
Yes?
¡°Lottery¡± I said, bluntly.
Rolling.
It started rolling. ¡°Bread x100¡± ¡°Rapier¡± ¡°Dragon¡¯s Wrath¡± ¡°Ultimate Scheming System¡± ¡°Kryptonite¡± ¡°Ebony Sword¡± ¡°Screwdriver¡± ¡°Dragon¡± ¡°Straw Pillow¡± I ended up getting¡­ a butter knife. ...A fucking butter knife. ¡°Are you fucking shitting me!?¡± I shouted in rage. Then, out of nowhere, five screens popped up.
500 EXP
500 EXP
500 EXP
500 EXP
500 EXP
Level Up! You are now level 6!
¡°Alright then, [Status]¡± I said, as I looked at the screen pop up in front of me.
STATUS
NAME: Damien Kruel CLASS: Demon King
Skills: Lottery Spells [None]
LV: 6 (1000/8000) SP: 10
STR: 35 AGI: 15
END: 21 PER: 23
INT: 20 WIS: 15
CHA: 30 LUC: -100
¡°Okay, put 7 points into perception and the remaining three points into endurance¡± I said, as I began to feel tougher, and I could see a lot more clearly and further than before. I looked at my status again.
STATUS
NAME: Damien Kruel CLASS: Demon King
Skills: Lottery Spells [None]
LV: 6 (1000/8000) SP: 0
STR: 35 AGI: 15
END: 24 PER: 30
INT: 20 WIS: 15
CHA: 30 LUC: -100
¡°Right then, now¡­ let¡¯s get strength and endurance up a few points¡± I said, as I began to punch some trees. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 After five hours of punching trees I got:
STR +1
STR +1
END +1
STR +1
STR +1
END +1
STR +1
For training your strength and endurance for over five hours at one time, you have gained the skill: Smash
¡°Wait, what? I gained skills? System!¡± I shouted.
Yes?
¡°I can gain skills and you didn¡¯t tell me!?¡± I asked, angrily.
It¡¯s the common knowledge of this world that repeating a task is bound to give you stat points and eventually a skill.
¡°Gah! I don¡¯t have any common knowledge of this fucking world! I¡¯m originally from earth! Not¡­ whatever this place is!¡±
Valerion.
¡°Who gives a shit!?¡± I shouted angrily. ¡°You know what, fuck it, I¡¯m going to sleep!¡±
It is the middle of the day.
¡°I don¡¯t give a shit!¡± I shouted, as I went to sleep on my bed. [---THE END---] Chapter 7 I¡¯m in the streets of... some shithole of a city. I lost my wife, my kids, my job and eventually my house. My wife cheated on me with several men and when I caught her¡­ she filed for divorce. She got the kids. Then, my boss fired me¡­ it turns out that he was also fucking my wife. Then, since I didn¡¯t have any money to pay for rent, I lost my house too. So, I became homeless. Now, I¡¯m just sitting in the streets, with a bottle of vodka and a ten dollar bill in my hand. ¡°I have nothing to live for¡­ you know what¡­ fuck it, I have nothing to lose... nothing to gain... I may as well just end it here¡± I said, as I got up and walked onto the street. The truck driver didn¡¯t even see me. That was how insignificant to the world I was. He ran me over, killing me instantly. But, not painlessly. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 ¡°AAAAARGH!!!!¡± I shouted, as I woke up from my nightmare. ¡°It was just a dream¡­ it¡¯s not going to happen again¡­ not again¡­ alright then, back to training!¡± I said, with a smile on my face as I grabbed the short sword, walked up to a tree and started slashing at it. ¡°This is how I¡¯m going to get a new skill! Maybe it¡¯ll be a Slash skill or something similar!¡± I said with a grin on my face. I slashed the tree around a thousand times, until several screens popped up before me.
You have unlocked a new stat: Dexterity.
You have unlocked a new stat: Will
DEX +1
WILL +1
DEX +1
DEX +1
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DEX +1
DEX +1
DEX +1
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For striking a tree 1000 times with a sword, you have gained the skill Swordsmanship.
¡°Swordsmanship? Wasn¡¯t that one of the skills I could¡¯ve gotten from the first roll when I reincarnated?... Hold up, two new stats? [Status]!¡±
STATUS
NAME: Damien Kruel CLASS: Demon King
Skills: Lottery, Smash, Swordsmanship Spells [None]
LV: 6 (1000/8000) SP: 0
STR: 40 AGI: 15
END: 26 PER: 30
INT: 20 WIS: 15
CHA: 30Support the creativity of authors by visiting Royal Road for this novel and more. LUC: -100
DEX: 10 WILL: 5
¡°Holy shit, I¡¯m actually even more powerful¡­ let¡¯s see¡­ I have the dexterity of an average person and¡­ the will of¡­ a child? Are you shitting me!? Fuck that! Back to the tree!¡± I shouted in anger, as I continued to slash at the tree. After five hours I finally got a few screens to pop up.
WILL +1
DEX +1
WILL +1
DEX +1
DEX +1
WILL +1
DEX +1
WILL +1
DEX +1
DEX +1
WILL +1
DEX +1
¡°Alright! Let¡¯s see what it¡¯s at! [Status]¡±
STATUS
NAME: Damien Kruel CLASS: Demon King
Skills: Lottery, Smash, Swordsmanship Spells [None]
LV: 6 (1000/8000) SP: 0
STR: 40 AGI: 15
END: 26 PER: 30
INT: 20 WIS: 15
CHA: 30 LUC: -100
DEX: 17 WILL: 10
¡°Awesome! I¡¯m even better at wielding a sword! This is great¡­ now, to hunt!¡± I said with a smile on my face as I walked into the forest. After an hour of not finding anything, I saw a large beast. It¡¯s an ogre! ¡°Me and my fucking luck!!!¡± I shouted, causing the ogre to look my way. ¡°Oh shit!¡± I shouted, again as I swung my shortsword at it and prepared to use my club. ¡°Die, motherfucker!¡± I shouted as I hit it in the head with the club, which did nothing. Actually¡­ that was wrong, it did something¡­ it angered it. ¡°ROOOAR!!!¡± The ogre roared in rage as it swung its club at me. ¡°Fuck!¡± I shouted as I dodged the club and hit it in the leg with my club and stabbed it with the shortsword. ¡°GRAH!!!¡± It shouted in pain as it tried to crush me with its fat leg. ¡°Fuck off ya bastard!¡± I shouted, as I sliced one of its toes off. ¡°GRAH! GRAH!!!¡± It shouted, as it tried to crush me using its club. I responded by climbing on it, all the way to its face and headbutted it, using my horns to my advantage. ¡°Ha ha! How do you like that! Getting stabbed by my horns!¡± I shouted with a maniacal grin on my face as I stabbed it in the ear using my shortsword, killing it. ¡°Oh fuck!¡± I shouted as it began to fall, with me on it! ¡°Fuck¡­ that hurts¡­¡± I said, as I tried to push the dead ogre''s arm off of me before other predators come to eat its corpse. It didn''t work. I¡¯m stuck. ¡°Get¡­ off of¡­ me!¡± I shouted, as I pushed the arm, slightly. ¡°Alright! I can do this! I have the strength of four men! I can do this!¡± I hyped myself up, as I¡­ eventually pushed the ogre''s arm off of me and limped my way back to camp. ¡°Fuck¡­ oh god that hurts¡± I said as I took a look at my leg. ¡°Oh god¡­ that¡­ that doesn¡¯t look good¡± My leg was broken, the bone was sticking out of it. ¡°I¡¯m so fucked¡­¡± I said as I limped my way onto my bed. ¡°System¡­¡± I said.
Yes?
¡°Lottery¡­ please¡±
Rolling.
¡°First aid kit¡± ¡°Healing Magic¡± ¡°Doctor¡± ¡°Cast¡± ¡°Necromancy¡± ¡°Bone Magic¡± I ended up with¡­ Healing (one time use) ¡°I¡­ this¡­ I- I¡¯m actually lucky? Oh god! Thank you system! I really needed this!¡± I said, as I used it on my leg. ¡°Huh? AAAAAAARGH!!!¡± I shouted in agony ¡°Kill! Me!!!¡± I shouted as my leg was consumed by the incredible pain. ¡°AAAAARGH!!!¡± I screamed in pain, for what felt like hours. Until the pain suddenly went away. ¡°Wha- what was that!? System! How long did that take!?¡± I asked.
Exactly five minutes.
¡°F- five minutes!? It felt like five hours!¡± I shouted. ¡­The system simply ignored me. ¡°Right¡­ okay¡­ looks like I have to go back out to actually find food!¡± I said, as I went back into the forest and instantly found a wolf! ¡°Fuck you! Why weren¡¯t you here a few hours ago!?¡± I shouted as I hit it on the head using my club multiple times, killing it. I swiftly returned to camp to cook the wolf. ¡°Still tastes like shit¡± I said, as I kept on eating it, along with the last piece of bread which I got a couple of days ago. As I was eating, a few screen appeared before me.
2000 EXP
250 EXP
21/50
¡°2000 EXP? Holy shit¡­ alright then, let¡¯s see how much more EXP I have to get to level up¡­ [Status]¡± I said.
STATUS
NAME: Damien Kruel CLASS: Demon King
Skills: Lottery, Smash, Swordsmanship Spells [None]
LV: 6 (3250/8000) SP: 0
STR: 40 AGI: 15
END: 26 PER: 30
INT: 20 WIS: 15
CHA: 30 LUC: -100
DEX: 17 WILL: 10
¡°Wait¡­ fuck! Shit! I forgot about the hidden mission! I was so caught up in my new sword. Fuck, I should make the lost time up tomorrow by hunting! But¡­ before that¡­ I should go sleep¡± I said as I went to bed. [---THE END---] Chapter 8 I woke up, the sun blinding me. ¡°Time to hunt¡± I said with a small grin, as I hopped out of my bed, grabbed my shortsword and club and left for the forest. I was in a part of the forest that was mostly filled with rabbits and wolves. After a few minutes of walking around, looking for something to kill. I came across a rabbit¡­ with a weird horn on its head. ¡®It¡¯s a horned rabbit¡¯ I thought, as I readied my shortsword and club, and I pounced on it. ¡°Die!¡± I shouted as I hit it in the head multiple times with the club, using the shortsword to block its horn. I killed it¡­ but, it¡¯s inedible¡­ mostly because I hit it too much¡­ now, it¡¯s literally an amalgamation of blood, guts and¡­ fur. ¡°Eeergh!¡± I shouted in disgust, as I threw it away. ¡°Grrrr¡± I threw it right into the mouth of a wolf. ¡°Well then, let¡¯s fucking do this!¡± I shouted as I sprinted towards it, prepared to kill. It was taken aback by my sudden movement, which allowed me to give it a swift¡­ multiple club strikes to the head. ¡°Ha ha ha ha ha!¡± I laughed, as I grabbed the wolf and took it back to camp, to be cooked. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 ¡°Alright then¡­ let¡¯s get some more exp¡± I said, as I returned to the woods. Only to see¡­ another fucking ogre!!! ¡°Oh¡­ me and my fucking luck¡­ god damn it!¡± I whispered angrily, as I readied my shortsword and club. ¡°Come get some!!!¡± I shouted, as I stabbed it in the back of the leg. ¡°ROOOAR!!!¡± It roared in pain, as it swung its club at me. ¡°Oh fuck!¡± I shouted, as I dodged the club. I then counterattacked by stabbing the ogre in the leg, causing it to cry out in pain. ¡°GRAAAAAAH!!!!¡± It swung its club downwards, trying to crush me. ¡°Oh fuck!¡± I shouted, as I rolled out of the way of the club and stabbed it in the toe. ¡°GRAH!!!¡± It roared as it kicked me in the stomach, causing me to go flying back. ¡°Guh!¡± I shouted in shock as I tried to get up. ¡°Bring it on you son of a bitch!!!¡± I shouted with a grin on my face, as I rushed at it. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 I woke up, covered in blood with the ogre lying next to me. With its head lopped off, and a dead rabbit next to me.This story originates from Royal Road. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there. I slowly got up. ¡°Never¡­ doing that¡­ again¡± I said, as I limped back to camp, with the dead rabbit in my hand. ¡°This¡¯ll be a decent snack¡± 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 When I got back, I got several notifications.
120 EXP
250 EXP
2000 EXP
30 EXP
24/50
¡°Looks like I didn''t kill the ogre using the club¡­ damn¡± I said, as I began to eat my dinner, which was a cooked wolf and cooked rabbit. ¡°I know that this should¡¯ve been a snack¡­ but, it¡¯s better to go to sleep on a full stomach¡± I said to myself, as I continued eating. ¡°Oh, right¡­ [Status]!¡± I said, as I remembered about my status.
STATUS
NAME: Damien Kruel CLASS: Demon King
Skills: Lottery, Smash, Swordsmanship Spells [None]
LV: 6 (5650/8000) SP: 0
STR: 40 AGI: 15
END: 26 PER: 30
INT: 20 WIS: 15
CHA: 30 LUC: -100
DEX: 17 WILL: 10
¡°Not enough for a level up, but¡­ it¡¯s getting closer¡­ you know what¡­ I¡¯m gonna go back to punching that tree¡± I said, as I began punching a tree.
STR +1
END +1
STR +1
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END +1
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END +1
I stopped punching the tree, to take a break. ¡°Alright then¡­ let¡¯s see it now¡­ [Status]¡± I said, as the status appeared in front of me.
STATUS
NAME: Damien Kruel CLASS: Demon King
Skills: Lottery, Smash, Swordsmanship Spells [None]
LV: 6 (5650/8000) SP: 0
STR: 43 AGI: 15
END: 30 PER: 30
INT: 20 WIS: 15
CHA: 30 LUC: -100
DEX: 17 WILL: 10
¡°Sweet, I¡¯ve rounded out endurance! And I¡¯m close to 50 with strength!¡± I said with a smile. ¡°Now¡­ for dexterity and will training¡± I began slashing at the tree.
DEX +1
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After half an hour of slashing at the tree, I got tired. ¡°I should¡¯ve taken an actual break before, instead of just sitting down for a minute! Eh¡­ [Status]¡± I said, as the status appeared before me.
STATUS
NAME: Damien Kruel CLASS: Demon King
Skills: Lottery, Smash, Swordsmanship Spells [None]
LV: 6 (5650/8000) SP: 0
STR: 43 AGI: 15
END: 30 PER: 30
INT: 20 WIS: 15
CHA: 30 LUC: -100
DEX: 20 WILL: 12
¡°Well¡­ that¡¯s pretty good, I at the very least have a better will than the average person¡­ now¡­ time to take a break¡± I said as I laid on the grass and looked at the sky. ¡®Just looking at the sky like this¡­ reminds me of my past life¡­ I had so many regrets¡­ I want to live this one¡­ no regrets¡­ at all¡¯ I thought, as I began to fall asleep. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 I woke up, around half an hour later. ¡°Aaaah~ That was a good nap¡­ now, do I have anything left to do today¡­ oh right! The lottery!¡± I shouted in sudden realization. ¡°System!¡±
Yes?
¡°Lottery, please¡±
Rolling.
I saw several words scroll past. ¡°Paladin¡± ¡°Demonic Blade¡± ¡°Gauss Rifle¡± ¡°World Key¡± ¡°Red Dragon¡± ¡°Blunt Sword¡± ¡°Wooden Dagger¡± ¡°Child Slave¡± But, what I got was¡­ Curse of the snake (Minor) I looked at it for a second, confused. But then, rage overcame me. ¡°Are you fucking shitting me! Gah!¡± I shouted, as I felt an enormous amount of pain come from my mouth. ¡°Gyaaaaaaa!!!¡± I continued to shout throughout the night. ¡°What¡­ happened¡­ to me¡­ it¡­ hurtsssssss¡± I said, with a hiss. ¡°What¡­ was that a¡­ hisssss? Oh god! Cursssse of the ssssnake! Sssshit!¡± I shouted in anger. ¡°Thissss isss fucking bullssshit!!!¡± I shouted, as I kicked a tree. ¡°Sssssystem!¡± I shouted.
Yes?
¡°What happened to me!?¡± I asked angrily.
The curse of any living being, no matter how small. Will always result in a mutation. Your body has suffered from that mutation. So, you¡¯re part snake. But, there¡¯s a good side to this. You can secrete poison from your fangs.
¡°Fangsss!? Poissson!? Fucking hell! I can¡¯t talk with the letter ssss anymore! God damn it!¡± I shouted angrily.
You are also immune to certain types of poison, like the ones you have at your disposal
¡°Onesss¡­ like¡­ more? What typesss of poisssonsss do I have?¡± I asked.
Numbing, Venom, Petrifying and a poison that can work as medicine. In small doses.
¡°Ssso¡­ I¡¯m immune to medicine to?¡± I asked.
No, you¡¯re not.
¡°Okay¡­ good¡­ now, I¡¯m going to sssleep¡± I said, as I passed out.
Oh, and you¡¯ll be compelled to sleep when it¡¯s hot out. Sort of like hibernating¡­ and snakes will be more attracted to you.
[---THE END---] Chapter 9 ¡°Aaaaah~ That wassss a good ssssleep¡­ wait! Fuck! It wassssn¡¯t a dream! Ssshit! Thiss isss sssso fucking annoying! Can I pleassse for the love of god ssstop hissssing!!!¡± I shouted angrily.
It will take time, but you will eventually control the hissing.
¡°Sssseriously!? Time!? Ssssure¡­ I have all the fucking time in the world¡± I said, sarcastically. ¡°Well then, time to get back to killing¡± I said, as I walked back into the forest. ¡°Ssssystem¡­ what issss thisss foressst called anyway?¡± I asked.
It is known by many names, but it¡¯s most commonly referred to as: The Great Jaha Forest
¡°The Great Jaha Foressst¡­ it hasss a nice ring to it¡± I said with a small smile. ¡°Hisssssss¡± I then heard a low hiss from outside my camp. ¡°Who¡¯ssss there?¡± I asked, then I saw a small red and black snake, its eyes were red like mine. Which gave me a sense of safety, since I knew that it was at least, somewhat similar to me. . ¡°Oh¡­ hey there little guy, are you here all alone? Want ssssomething to eat?¡± I asked, as I held out some leftover cooked rabbit from last night. ¡°Hisssss¡± It gave a low hiss, as it hesitantly slithered to me, ate the rabbit and slithered back to its original spot. ¡°It¡¯ssss alright little guy¡­ want to ssstay with me?¡± I asked with a small smile. ¡°Hissss¡± It replied with a hiss as it slowly slithered to me, then it coiled itself around my leg and fell asleep.
You have successfully tamed a rare ¡° Small Fire-Venom Snake¡± for taming a rare monster, you have gained the skill: Tame
¡°Oh¡­ that¡¯sss actually really fucking cool!¡± I shouted excitedly, waking the ¡°Small Fire-Venom Snake¡± in the process. ¡°Ssssorry about that little guy¡­ what sssshould I call you?... How about Ouroborossss? Do you like that name? It¡¯ssss based off the ssssnake that eatssss itsss own tail¡­ I think it meanssss that the ssssnake has infinite¡­ potential? Or ssssomething like that¡± I said with a grin. ¡°Hisss¡± It hissed happily. ¡°Okay then, Ouroborosss¡­ let¡¯sss go hunting¡±If you spot this narrative on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. I grinned as it hissed happily. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Ouroboros and I began hunting some rabbits, and I just found out that Ouroboros¡¯ venom can do something really cool! He can literally burn the blood of his enemies! Lighting them on fire! From the inside! ¡°Holy shit Ouroborossss! That wassss awesome!¡± I complimented Ouroboros with a grin. ¡°Hisssss¡± It hissed at me with a proud look. ¡°You can keep whatever you hunt, so¡­ I guesssss you¡¯re having quite a few rabbitssss for dinner¡± I said, as I looked at the seven dead rabbits with agonised expressions on their faces. ¡°Want to go home?¡± I asked with a grin. ¡°Hissssss¡± It replied as it looked at the direction of the camp. ¡°Alright then, let¡¯ssss go back¡± I said, as I carried two wolves back to the camp. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 When I got back to the camp, I got several messages.
Your ¡°Small Fire-Venom Snake¡± has evolved. It is now a ¡°Fire-Venom Snake¡±
15 EXP
15 EXP
15 EXP
15 EXP
15 EXP
15 EXP
15 EXP
250 EXP
250 EXP
¡®Okay, that¡¯s actually pretty cool¡­ I get half of the experience of whatever Ouroboros kills¡­ so, if I tame more monsters¡­ would I get more experience?¡¯ I thought with a smile. ¡°Well then, time to check my [Sssstatus]¡± I said, as the screen appeared in front of my face.
STATUS
NAME: Damien Kruel CLASS: Demon King
Skills: Lottery, Smash, Swordsmanship, Tame Spells [None]
LV: 6 (6255/8000) SP: 0
STR: 43 AGI: 15
END: 30 PER: 30
INT: 20 WIS: 15
CHA: 30 LUC: -100
DEX: 20 WILL: 12
¡°Okay then, Ouroborosss would you mind if I started punching a tree?¡± I asked, and Ouroboros just hissed at me with confusion on his face¡­ wait, is Ouroboros even a male? ¡°Ouroborssss¡­ are you a male or a female?¡± I asked. ¡°Hissss?¡± Ouroboros once again, hissed with confusion on its face. ¡°Ssssystem¡­ what gender issss Ouroborosss?¡± I asked, out of pure curiosity.
¡°Ouroboros¡± Has not evolved enough to get its own gender, wait until it evolves into a humanoid and then you will know the answer.
¡°O-okay¡­ also, ssssystem¡­ can you do the lottery thing now?¡± I asked.
Rolling.
Several appealing things came across the screen. ¡°Goblin King¡± ¡°Armory¡± ¡°Adamantium Claws¡± ¡°Platinum-Diamond Armor¡± ¡°Spell Book: Necromancy¡± But, what I got was¡­ a ¡°Wooden Hand¡± ¡°Sssseriously? What am I going to do with thissss!?¡± I shouted angrily.
If you ever lose a hand, it would make a decent replacement.
¡°I-... fuck, it would be a decent replacement¡­ except, I wouldn¡¯t be able to move it!¡± I shouted angrily as I punched a tree. ¡°...Calm down¡­ think¡­ what wassss I going to do again? Oh fuck, right¡­ train¡± I said, as I kept on punching the tree. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
STR +1
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For gaining 50 Strength, you have gained the skill: Iron Fist
After around two hours, I stopped to take a small break and play with Ouroboros. ¡°Okay¡­ that¡¯s actually pretty cool, a new skill... now, what¡¯s my Ssstatus at now?... [Ssstatus]¡± The screen appeared before me again.
STATUS
NAME: Damien Kruel CLASS: Demon King
Skills: Lottery, Smash, Swordsmanship, Tame, Iron Fist Spells [None]
LV: 6 (6255/8000) SP: 0
STR: 50 AGI: 15
END: 32 PER: 30
INT: 20 WIS: 15
CHA: 30 LUC: -100
DEX: 20 WILL: 12
¡°It lookssss pretty good¡­ alright then¡­ Ssssystem, what time isss it?¡± I asked.
4:26 AM
¡°Oh¡­ sssshit, that¡¯sss pretty fucking late¡­ Ouroborosss¡­ let¡¯s go to sssleep¡± I said, as Ouroboros looked at me slithered to me and it slowly fell asleep on my lap. [---THE END---] Chapter 10 I woke up, Ouroboros sleeping on my lap quietly. ¡°Aaaa~ That wassss a pretty good nap¡± I said, as I got out of bed, shocking Ouroboros awake. ¡°Hisss!!!¡± ¡°Sssshit! Ouroborosss, it¡¯sss alright! Only me¡± I said, surprised. ¡°Hissss¡± Ouroboros hissed calmly. ¡°Okay good, now¡­ want to go hunting?¡± I asked. ¡°Hissss¡± Ouroboros hissed back, happily. ¡°Let ussss go! On a journey! Ha ha!¡± I laughed as I grabbed my shortsword and club, then left the camp to go hunting. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 ¡®Ooh, what¡¯s this?¡¯ I thought excitedly, as I saw a horned wolf walking around arrogantly, acting like it owned the forest. ¡°Ouroborossss, let¡¯ssss teach thisss arrogant horned wolf a lesssson¡± I whispered, as I prepared my club. ¡°Hisssss¡± Ouroboros hissed back. ¡°Attack!¡± I shouted, as I hit the horned wolf on its horn using my club. ¡°Hissss!¡± Ouroboros hissed as it bit the horned wolf, causing it to roll around in agony. ¡°That¡¯s so cool!¡± I shouted, as I watched it slowly burn from the inside. ¡°Hisssss¡± Ouroboros replied, proudly. ¡°Alright, let¡¯s hunt some more!¡± I shouted excitedly, as I readied my short sword and club. ¡°Hissss!¡± This content has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. Ouroboros replied, happily. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 We killed: Ten Rabbits, Four wolves, and a Goblin. Until we returned to the camp. ¡°I need to ssssit down for a bit. Aaaah~¡± I yawned, as I sat on a log to look at the forest around me. ¡®Damn, this place is fucking huge¡­ it feels like I¡¯m just stuck in the middle of this place¡­ And that there¡¯s no way out¡¯ I thought, depressingly, as I stood up and started to cook dinner for myself and Ouroboros. Then, the screens popped up.
750 EXP
15 EXP
15 EXP
15 EXP
15 EXP
15 EXP
15 EXP
15 EXP
15 EXP
15 EXP
15 EXP
500 EXP
250 EXP
(AN: Remember, half of the exp was taken by Ouroboros)
Your ¡°Fire-Venom Snake¡± has evolved into a ¡°Large Fire-Venom Snake¡±
39/50
¡°Holy ssshit, 11 more killssss, and I get the ssssecret¡­ misssssion, done¡­ cool¡­¡± I said, happily. ¡°Wait¡­ Ouroborosss you evolved! Good job!¡± I cheered. ¡°Hissss¡± Ouroboros hissed proudly as it slithered on my leg, tying itself to it. ¡°Alright then¡­ [Ssstatus]¡± I said, ignoring the large snake twisting itself around my leg.
STATUS
NAME: Damien Kruel CLASS: Demon King
Skills: Lottery, Smash, Swordsmanship, Tame, Iron Fist Spells [None]
LV: 6 (7905/8000) SP: 0
STR: 50 AGI: 15
END: 32 PER: 30
INT: 20 WIS: 15
CHA: 30 LUC: -100
DEX: 20 WILL: 12
¡°Holy ssshit, I¡¯m incredibly closssse to levelling up too!¡± I shouted excitedly. ¡°Alright then, Ssssysstem, lottery!¡± I said, excitedly. ¡®Nothing can go wrong, it¡¯s my lucky day!¡¯ I thought, happily.
Rolling.
¡°Excalibur¡± ¡°Durandal¡± ¡°Spell Book Pack (3)¡± ¡°Butter Knife¡± ¡°Iron Rapier¡± ¡°Spell Book: Fire¡± ¡°Spell Book: Darkness¡± ¡°Spell Book: Cloud¡± A lot of cool things appeared, but what I ended up with was¡­ a ¡°Goblin Hunter¡± ¡°What''sss thissss!?¡± I asked, holding a card with a picture of a goblin holding a spear on it.
That¡¯s a ¡°Summoning Card¡± which allows you to summon the being on it once, permanently. Until its or your death.
The system answered instantly. ¡°Alright then¡­ but, what do the ssstarsss on it mean?¡± I asked, since there was one star filled in black out of six blank ones on it.
The stars signify the rarity of the card, it goes from: Trash > Common > Uncommon > Rare > Epic and Legendary.
The system stated. ¡°Sssso, I have a trassssh card? What¡¯s it even useful for!?¡± I asked.
A distraction.
The System replied instantly. ¡°Fuck off!¡± I replied angrily. ¡°Hisss!¡± Ouroboros, sensing my anger, hissed at everything around us. ¡°It¡¯s alright Ouroborosss, it¡¯s just sssomething sscrewing with me¡­ you don¡¯t have to get angry¡± I said, petting Ouroboros as best as I could. ¡°You know what Ouroborosss? I¡¯m beat, let¡¯s go to ssssleep now¡± I said. ¡°Hisss?¡± Ouroboros hiss with confusion. ¡°Yes, I know that it¡¯s only¡­ like¡­ Ssssystem, what time isss it?¡± I asked.
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¡°Yessss, I know that it¡¯s only 3:49 PM, but remember¡­ we ssslept really late lassst night¡­ ssso, we need sssome sssleep now¡± I said. ¡°Hissss?¡± Ouroboros hissed back in a somber tone. ¡°Enough back-chat, let¡¯sss go!¡± I ordered, so Ouroboros followed me to bed. Where we slept for a few hours, until we were ambushed! [---THE END---] Chapter 11 [Volume 1 End] I woke up, hearing the footsteps of what sounded like a couple dozen humanoid beings. ¡°What? Oh fuck!¡± I shouted, out of fear. ¡°Ouroborossss! Get down, I¡¯ll hold them off¡± I said, as I looked at my enemy. Fifty goblins, each of them carrying weapons, ready to kill. ¡°Well, thisss issss going to be fun¡­¡± I said with a small smile, as I grabbed my shortsword and club, then I walked outside the camp. To at least try and negotiate with them. ¡°Hello there, little goblinsss. What do you want?¡± I asked. ¡°Everything¡± ¡°Blood!¡± ¡°Women!¡± ¡°Food¡± ¡°Gold!!!¡± Their five leaders replied. ¡°Well then, sssorry to sssay. But the only thingsss we have here are food and blood, everything elssse¡­ you could probably find sssomewhere elssse at a better price than we¡¯d even sssell it for¡± I said, with a smile. ¡°Huh?¡± ¡°Eh?¡± ¡°Wha?¡± ¡°Er...¡± ¡°What you mean!?¡± They replied, confused. ¡°I mean. Fuck off before I fucking gut you like the little cunts you are!!!¡± I shouted, as I pulled out my weapons, ready to fight. ¡°¡±¡±¡±¡±KILL THE DEMON!!!¡±¡±¡±¡±¡± The five goblin leaders shouted. ¡°Oh, I hoped you would sssay that¡± I grinned, as I ran forward and gutted one of the goblin leaders. And crushed another''s skull, with a single swing of my club. ¡°KILL!!!¡± ¡°EAT!!!¡± ¡°PLUNDER!!!¡± The remaining goblin leaders shouted, as they tried to kill me with their puny weapons. ¡°You think you can beat me!? With thossse weaponsss? You mussst ssssurely be missstaken!¡± I shouted, as I decapitated one of the normal goblins, and punched another into my spike pit. ¡°That¡¯sss four out of fifty¡­ thisss isss going to be a long day¡­¡± I said, with a smile, as I stabbed another goblin. ¡°Gah!¡± One of the goblins got lucky and stabbed me in the leg, so I retaliated by pulling out the goblins knife, stabbing it in the eye and kicking it toward another goblin, causing both of them to fall into the spike pits. ¡°Ssssix¡­¡± I said, in pain. As I readied myself once again. ¡°KILL DEMON!!!¡± ¡°IT KILL SIX OF US!!!¡± ¡°IT ALMOST DEAD!!! KILL!!!¡± The goblin leaders shouted, from the back. ¡°Come at me!¡± I shouted, as I punched a goblin in the face, causing it to stumble back. Into the dagger of another goblin, injuring itself in the process. ¡°DIE!¡± One of the goblins shouted, as it rushed at me, to try and kill me. I instantly blocked its dagger, with my sword. But I failed to notice the goblin behind me! ¡°Gah!¡± But, luckily. Ouroboros noticed it, and bit into the goblin, causing its insides to melt. ¡°You know what? I think it¡¯sss about time I usssed my abilitiesss¡­ [Iron Fist]!¡± I shouted, as I concentrated on my right hand, as it began to glow in a silver light. ¡°Oh yeah! Now, thisss feelsss good!¡± I shouted, as I looked at my right hand. It was completely made of iron now, but I could move it freely. Perhaps even more freely than I used to. ¡°Come at me!!!¡± I shouted again, as I punched one of the goblins in the face, using my right fist. Which caused the goblins skull to crack into various pieces. ¡°Oh yeah!!! Try and kill me now!!!¡± I shouted, as I ran up to another goblin and grabbed its head. ¡°[Smash]¡± I said, as the goblins head smashed into millions of little pieces. The battlefield was silent. It seems like the goblins morale had dropped considerably. But, when I thought it was all over, the goblin leaders had to just ruin it for me! ¡°DEMON HAVE SKILLS!!!¡± ¡°KILL DEMON!!! BEFORE IT KILL YOU!!!¡± ¡°KILL!!!¡± The goblin leaders shouted, causing the goblins morale to rise. ¡°KILL!!!¡± One of the goblins copied a leader, as it tried to kill me using¡­ a rock on a stick. ¡®You know what this calls for? Another rock on a stick!¡¯ I thought, as I swung my club at the goblin, using my left hand¡­ and I crushed its skull instantly. ¡®10¡¯ I thought. ¡°Alright then, that¡¯s ten¡­ forty more of you¡­ and I¡¯m not even tired, do you like thesse oddsss?! Huh? Do you!?¡± I asked, as I readied my sword and club, my right hand still in its iron state. ¡°KILL HIM!!!¡± ¡°KILL KILL KILL!!!¡± ¡°HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!¡± It sounds like they¡¯ve gone mad¡­ I could use this. ¡°Alright then, but don¡¯t sssay that I didn''t warn you!¡± I shouted, as I pulled out my Summon Card: Goblin Hunter, for all of the goblins to see. ¡®System how do I use this?¡¯ I thought.
Lay the card Face up and say ¡°Summon¡±
The system replied. ¡®Thanks System¡¯ I replied in my thoughts, as I laid the card face up. ¡°Ssssummon!¡± I shouted, causing some goblins to flinch. Mind you, they weren¡¯t just standing there, while I was doing this. I¡¯ve been dodging their attacks for a bit. And kicking them into each other. ¡®I hope this works!¡¯ I thought, as a Goblin, wearing several teeth from different animals for a necklace and wielding an actual spear. Appeared before me and kneeled. ¡°Master¡­ what happening?¡± The Goblin Hunter asked, confused. ¡°I¡¯m in a battle, and I want you to help me. So, kill some of these goblins for me¡± I said, as I punched a goblin wielding a stone tomahawk in the face, using the Iron Fist, crushing the goblins nose. Beyond repair. ¡°Understood!¡± The Goblin Hunter said, as it pierced one of the goblins in the chest and started to laugh. ¡°Kekekekekekekeke¡± The laughter caused the goblins to stop momentarily. I didn''t miss this opportunity. ¡°Die!¡± I shouted, as I decapitated two goblins and using my club, crushed another¡¯s skull. ¡®14¡­¡¯ I thought. Until another goblin fell to the ground. ¡°Huh?¡± I looked at it, only to see Ouroboros biting into it. ¡°Oh, good job Ouroborosss, that¡¯s fifteen! Only thirty five left!¡± I shouted happily, as I decapitated another goblin. Until they started to move again. ¡°KILL THE DEMON!!!¡± ¡°KILL THE HUNTER!!!¡± ¡°KILL THE SNAKE!!!¡± Did you know this text is from a different site? Read the official version to support the creator. They shouted completely different orders, as they hid in the back of their ¡°swarm¡± of goblins. Ouroboros took out another two goblins, using its large body and fire-venom. The Goblin Hunter took out yet another goblin, using its spear. ¡°Good job! That¡¯sss another three!¡± I shouted, as I punched another goblin in the face, causing its entire head to explode into little bits, the shrapnel of its skull hitting another goblin in the face. ¡°Let¡¯s do thisss! We¡¯ll eventually take them out!¡± I shouted, as I hit several goblins in their ugly little faces with my club, multiple times. Killing them. I then went to punch another goblin in the face, but I got a message saying¡­ [Iron Fist has worn off]. ¡®Shit!¡¯ I thought, as I punched the goblin in the face, not doing nearly enough damage to kill it. ¡°Kekeke¡± The goblin laughed, as it swung its dagger downward. ¡°Huh?¡± I was confused. Mostly at the sight of my own blood. And the stub, where my right hand was. I looked down, only to see my right hand. On the ground. ¡°GAH!!!¡± I fell to my knees in pain. ¡°You sssonss of bitchess!!! I¡¯m going to kill every ssssingle one of you! No mercy!!! Ouroboros!!!! Kill them all!!!¡± I shouted, as I got up and readied my club. ¡°Come at me!!! You fucking cunt holes!¡± I was enraged, as I ran at one of the goblin leaders and kicked it in the face, causing it to fall to the ground, giving me the chance to bash its head in. ¡°Kekekekekeke¡± The Goblin Hunter was busy hunting¡­ goblins, using its spear as a javelin and pinning the impaled goblins to the ground, most of them would lay motionless. Dead. The unlucky ones were still alive, feeling the pain of getting pinned to the ground by a spear, getting that spear taken out of you. Slowly, and then getting stabbed in the back of the head, with the exact same spear. ¡®Even I wouldn¡¯t want that to happen to me¡¯ I thought, as I kicked another of the leaders in the face. Crushing its nose in the process. ¡°Ouroborsss, kill it¡± I said, as I walked away from the crying goblin. As I heard it scream in a combination of pant-wetting fear and excruciating pain. ¡°GUAAAAH!!!!!¡± I walked to the last leader, who had already fallen on its ass. Pissing itself. ¡°I pity you¡­ truly, I do. I¡¯ll give you until the count of five to lea-¡± The goblin leader ran away as fast as it could. ¡°1¡± I dodged a goblins rusted dagger. ¡°2¡± I stabbed that goblin in the eye. ¡°3¡± I took my shortsword out. ¡°4¡± I decapitated another goblin. ¡°5!!!¡± I started sprinting after the last leader. But, after around thirty seconds of running, I stopped. He¡¯s going to bring me right to his village. ¡°Time to go back¡± I said quietly, as I sprinted back to the camp. To see all of the goblins, except for two dead. The two goblins were my hunter and a random goblin, who was also using a spear. The goblin saw me, and it did something I wouldn¡¯t expect. It threw the spear at me! It was so sudden, that I couldn¡¯t move. I was paralysed with fear. I couldn¡¯t dodge it, break it or deflect it. ¡®I¡¯m going to have to take it¡¯ I thought as I tensed my muscles, trying to give myself a slightly better chance. Then, the spear pierced my chest. ¡°Guh!¡± It went straight through. I fell to the ground. ¡°Kekeke¡± The Goblin Hunter stabbed the goblin in the face and turned towards me. Only to see me on the ground, covered in blood. I saw Ouroboros, it was happily eating the corpses of the goblins, until it saw me. Ouroboros slithered toward me. Worried. ¡°Hisss?¡± I could feel the sadness in its voice. ¡°I-I¡¯m alright¡­ Ouroborossss¡­ Ssssystem¡­¡± I said.
Yes?
¡°L-lottery¡± I stuttered, as I looked at the spear protruding from my chest.
Rolling.
¡°Death Knight¡± ¡°Spell Book: Healing¡± ¡°HP potion¡± ¡°Holy Priest¡± ¡°Lich¡± ¡°Spell Book: Necromancy¡± ¡°Spell Book: Golemancy¡± I ended up with one of the items I got previously. Healing (One time use) ¡°Oh thank god¡­ Hunter¡­ take this spear out of my chest¡± I ordered. ¡°Yes, my lord¡± The Hunter, who I have wisely named, Hunter. Pulled the spear out of my chest. ¡°Heal!¡± I shouted. But, I then got a message.
You have two life altering wounds on your body. You may only choose to heal one, but the other will never be able to be healed.
¡°Fuck it, I may like having both handsss¡­ but¡­ I want to live more than I want to have a pretty corpsse¡­ Heal!¡± I said, focusing on the wound in my chest. It then began to slowly return to normal. ¡°Grah!!!¡± I shouted, in pain. ¡°I forgot how much thisss fucking hurtsss!!!¡± I shouted, as my chest returned to normal, with the exception of a large scar. That was the exact size of a spear. ¡°Alright¡­ where¡¯sss the wooden hand?¡± I asked, as I looked around. I found the wooden hand and¡­ I had to drill it into my stub. ¡®Why couldn¡¯t this be more like a fucking glove!?¡¯ I thought.
It is less likely to fall off, if it¡¯s inside of you.
¡®Thanks system!¡¯ I thought, angrily, as I drilled the wooden hand into my stub. ¡°It¡­ it feelsss weird¡­¡± I said, as I moved the hand around. It felt like a hand, but¡­ I couldn¡¯t move my fingers an inch. ¡°I need to¡­ sit down¡± I said, as I got a lot of screens appear. ¡®Oh god, this will be a lot!¡¯ I thought, getting prepared for the, crap load of messages about to appear.
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You have completed your hidden mission and have been given a ¡°Baby Golem¡± do whatever you wish with it. And remember, we¡¯re always watching you.
The system said¡­ creepily¡­ what did it mean by ¡°we¡¯re always watching you¡±? Anyways¡­ My club, suddenly broke apart and the ¡°Pet Rock¡± grew arms and legs. Even two little eyes, where its torso is, it looks so cute¡­ I should name it something cute¡­ hmm¡­ I¡¯ve got it! ¡°I¡¯m gonna call you¡­ Pochi¡± I said, looking at its adorable figure. ¡°Alright then¡­ let¡¯s see¡­ [Status]¡± I said, as I saw my status change¡­ not that much.
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NAME: Damien Kruel CLASS: Demon King
Skills: Lottery, Smash, Swordsmanship, Tame, Iron Fist Spells [None]
LV: 8 (7800/32000) SP: 20
STR: 50 AGI: 15
END: 32 PER: 30
INT: 20 WIS: 15
CHA: 30 LUC: -100
DEX: 20 WILL: 12
¡°Okay, let¡¯s see¡­ I¡¯ll put 8 points into endurance, 8 points into will and split the remaining four into intelligence and wisdom, let¡¯s see it now. [Status]¡± I said, as I looked at my status again.
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NAME: Damien Kruel CLASS: Demon King
Skills: Lottery, Smash, Swordsmanship, Tame, Iron Fist Spells [None]
LV: 8 (7800/32000) SP: 0
STR: 50 AGI: 15
END: 40 PER: 30
INT: 22 WIS: 17
CHA: 30 LUC: -100
DEX: 20 WILL: 20
¡°That looksss better¡­ now, let¡¯sss go find that goblin village¡± I said, commanding the Hunter, who I¡¯ve named Gobuk, Ouroboros and Pochi. ¡°We¡¯re going to kill every ssssingle one of thossse basstardsss that tried to get usss killed!¡± I shouted, as I pulled out my sword and pointed it in the direction of the goblin leaders footsteps. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 [???¡¯s P.O.V] ¡®Where am I?¡¯ I thought, as I looked around¡­ there was absolutely nothing.
You are in purgatory
¡®Gah! Who was that!?¡¯
I am known by many names, Ragnarok, God, Satan. But you may call me the System.
¡®Okay¡­ why am I here?¡¯
You died.
¡®No, I mean¡­ how did I die!?¡¯
You were murdered.
¡®By who!?¡¯
Your second husband, when you cheated on him. Only a day after your ex-husband and your second husband''s former employee and friend killed himself.
¡®Oh yeah, I did that¡­ but, he had no right to kill me!¡¯
You were in bed with¡­ his brother, his best friend and his son from before your marriage.
¡®So? That isn¡¯t the worst I¡¯ve done, I remember that I married my first husband because he was going to inherit his incredibly rich parents money, so I married him and waited for those old fucks to die. And when they did, I left him and got all of his money. I even the kids that he thought were his. And I got him fired, and took the house. Ha! Serves him right, for being such a fool!¡¯
...
¡®Anyways, how do I leave?¡¯
You reincarnate.
¡®How do I do that?¡¯
Ask.
¡®Okay, I want to reincarnate¡¯
Certainly, would you like to have your skills and class now or later?
¡®Does it make any difference?¡¯
If you get it now, it will allow you to adjust to your new body. If you do it later, you will feel like you¡¯re in a different body to your old one.
¡®Okay, I¡¯ll do it now¡¯
Rolling Class.
The screen started rolling, and it showed me several classes such as: ¡°Slave¡± ¡°Gunslinger¡± ¡°Alchemist¡± ¡°Cultivator¡± ¡°Technomage¡± ¡°Golemancer¡± ¡°Demonic Knight¡± But, what I ended up with was: ¡°Hero¡± ¡®That¡­ is amazing¡¯ I thought of all of the possibilities that could happen when I get reincarnated¡­ I could be a pawn for some random empire¡­ or even a slave¡­ I should make sure, that it doesn¡¯t happen...
Rolling Skill
Several skills rolled past me, which caught my eye such as: ¡°Appraisal¡± ¡°Every language comprehension¡± ¡°Sword Mastery¡± ¡°Telekinesis¡± ¡°Book Absorption¡± But, I ended up with: ¡°Human Control¡± That sounds¡­ incredibly good for manipulation¡­ my specialty.
Reincarnating Now.
Randomizing Stats.
Randomizing Name.
Randomizing Body.
¡®Here I go¡­¡¯ 0-0-0-0-0 I awoke in the middle of a throne room, in front of a fat king, two exhausted-looking mages and a beautiful princess. ¡°Welcome hero! We request your aid against the-¡± I cut the fat king off by saying. ¡°[Human Control]¡± And I instantly gained the memories and control of the king. Looks like I¡¯m going to have to fight 666 demon kings, 7 sins and the demon emperor¡­ sounds interesting. ¡°What have you done to father!?¡± The princess asked. ¡°[Human Control]¡± I also gained her memories¡­ turns out, she¡¯s a total slut that loves the taste of a cock in her mouth¡­ that even disturbs me. ¡°My king!?¡± ¡°M¡¯lord!¡± The mages shouted, as they looked at the fat king that was just paralysed¡­ probably because I didn''t tell him to do anything. ¡°[Human Control], [Human Control]¡± I said, trying to control them. But it didn''t work!? ¡°Human! What have you done with our friend!?¡± ¡°What did¡¯ya do!?¡± They took their hoods off, revealing an elf and a dwarf. ¡®Huh, looks like I can only control humans¡­ that¡¯s an interesting limitation¡­¡¯ I thought, as I examined their bodies. ¡®The elf¡¯s incredibly frail¡­ but the dwarf¡­ the dwarf has muscles¡­ they¡¯re quite grotesque to look at¡­ but, it doesn¡¯t look like they¡¯re for show¡­ I should take them out now before they catch on¡¯ ¡°King, order their execution. Princess show me around¡­ maybe we could meet some influential nobles¡± I said, as I walked away with the princess beside me. ¡°Yes, my lady, let us go¡± The princess said, as we left. ¡°Yes¡­ my queen¡± The king said, with tears in his eyes. ¡°What do you mean Mikael!?¡± ¡°What!?¡± The dwarf and elf asked. ¡°Guards! Kill¡­ kill the traitorous elf and dwarf bastards!¡± King Mikael shouted at the top of his lungs, as fifteen guards rushed in and pointed their swords at the elf and dwarf pair, prepared to kill. ¡°C-can¡¯t you see! He¡¯s under the control of something!¡± ¡°Look at his eyes! He¡¯s crying! He doesn¡¯t want to kill us!¡± The duo said in their defense... ¡°That¡¯s because he wouldn¡¯t believe that his own childhood friends would betray him! Traitors!¡± The head guard Julfric said, as he cut their heads off. While this was happening, the new ¡°hero¡± Cecelia Thunderborn was finding more nobles to control. 0-0-0-0-0-0 [???¡¯s P.O.V] Four people were sitting around a table, talking to each other. Until one of them popped their head up to say the first thing they had said in hours... ¡°Look at this, my friends. It looks like there¡¯s a new demon king, in the Great Jaha Forest, should we get him on our side?~¡± A man, wearing a blank mask asked a man and woman wearing white and black suits of armor. And a woman wearing a hot pink dress. ¡°Oh! He looks cute¡­ I want him now¡­ what¡¯s his name? What¡¯s his rank? How strong is he? Is he worthy of my love? Is he? Laughter! Tell me! Is he!?¡± The woman in a hot pink dress, the DemonQueen of Love ranked 248th, spoke like a machine gun. ¡°His name is Damien Kruel, he¡¯s ranked 665th, mostly because he was only born less than a month ago, and his troops so far are¡­ a goblin hunter, a Large Fire-Venom Snake, and a Baby golem. He lost his hand today and replaced it with a wooden one. And, he will eventually be worthy of you¡­ ha ha¡± The man in the blank mask, The Demon King of Insanity, Ranked 122nd out of all Demon Kings and Queens said, happily. ¡°He looks interesting, does he not dear?¡± ¡°Yes, he does. I would like to fight him¡± ¡°But dear, if you touch him, he¡¯ll die instantly¡± ¡°But dear, if your there, you¡¯ll be able to purify him. Just like how you purified my heart¡± ¡°Awww¡­ honey! Give me a kiss¡± These two lovebirds were the Demon King of Corruption, ranked 434th and Demon Queen of Purification ranked 433rd. ¡°We should recruit him into the alliance¡­ who volunteers to go?¡± Insanityasked, as he waved his hands in the air, somewhat randomly. ¡°...¡± ¡°...¡± ¡°...¡± Nobody said anything¡­ mostly because Insanity gagged them. ¡°Nobody, okay. I¡¯ll go recruit him¡­ but it¡¯ll be such a drag~ Meeting a new interesting person is¡­ soooo~ Boring¡± He said, as he instantly vanished. And everyone was ungagged. ¡°Gah! I hate that bastard!¡± ¡°I do too dear!¡± The couple agreed. ¡°I don¡¯t know¡­ he has a certain charm to him¡­ just like you two~¡± Love said, with a grin. [---THE END---] Start of Volume 2: Chapter 12 I followed the footprints of the leader goblin, to a large village. And I saw¡­ a horrible scene¡­ women, tortured and then killed, covered in¡­ various¡­ fluids and men. Their bones broken and organs ripped out, left to die a painful death. ¡°Oh¡­ oh god, I-I¡¯m gonna be ssssick¡± I gagged, as I looked for any survivors. ¡°Hissss¡± Ouroboros hissed, as it pointed its head at several men moving slightly. ¡°Sssshit, thosse four are ssstill alive! Gobuk, Pochi. Help them up and get them back to camp, I and Ouroborosss will keep watch¡± I ordered, as I looked directly at the gate to the village. Which was made of mostly wood and dirt, which the wall was also made of. ¡°Yes, Master¡± Gobuk said, as he grabbed two of the men and Pochi grabbed another, with its small body. ¡®How is something so small¡­ so strong?¡¯ I thought, as I looked away from the gate. Which was a huge mistake. ¡°Hm?¡± A goblin saw us¡­ which wasn¡¯t the worst thing to happen¡­ what happened next, was. ¡°INTRUDERS!!!¡± The goblin shouted, as it rung a bell that was right next to the gate. ¡°Sssshit!¡± I shouted, as I picked up a rock and threw it as hard as I could, piercing the goblins skull, causing it to fall to the ground, dead. ¡®Holy shit, when did I get this strong!?¡¯ I thought, as I pulled out my sword. Prepared to fight off another horde of goblins. But, none came out. ¡°Weird¡­ but, not unwanted¡± I said, as I grabbed the last person and ran back to the camp. 0-0-0-0-0-0 Two of them died on the way, but we got back to the camp. Two men still alive¡­ well, they were at the very least, still breathing. I placed the two of them down as I realized something. ¡®Shit, I need more beds for these two, and Gobuk!¡¯ I thought, as I got busy making several ¡°beds¡± made of grass, leaves and spare rags ¡°Good enough¡± I said, as I placed the two men in separate beds. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0 I tried to take care of them for several hours¡­ but, one of them bled out. Luckily, the other one¡¯s still breathing, and I¡¯m not going to let him die! ¡°I didn''t risssk getting killed by another fucking horde of goblins, just to let everyone I tried to ssssave die!¡± I shouted, as I bit into his neck, using my ¡°Healing Venom¡±... it¡¯s not actually called that, but I just call it that, since the original name is¡­ pretty bad. I was so invested in trying to save this man, that I didn''t even notice something odd¡­ ¡°Who are you?¡± I asked, as I finally took notice of a man. Wearing a completely blank mask and striped suit and tie, with a suitcase in his hand. ¡°Oh, hello there kind sir. Would you like to buy some of my wares?~¡± The man said in a joking tone, as he bowed. ¡°Tell me¡­ who are you!?¡± I shouted, as I pulled out my shortsword. ¡°Ohohohohoho, you think that¡¯s going to even hurt me? You must be kidding yourself, Damien Kruel. ¡°The Gambling Demon King¡± ranked 665th out of 666. If you must know, I am Alfonso Swallowsword, ¡°The Demon King of Insanity¡± ranked 122nd out of 666, so that means¡­ I¡¯m your senior¡±If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation. He said, as he walked up to me. ¡°Okay, but that doesssn¡¯t explain ssssomething¡­ why are you here!?¡± I shouted at Alfonso as loud as I could. ¡°To recruit you~¡± Alfonso said, as his mask and suit started to shift, turning green, then blue, red then¡­ finally, after what seemed like several hundred colors, black. ¡°W-what¡¯sss happening!?¡± I shouted in confusion. As I began to fall unconscious. ¡°Don¡¯t worry, young Damien. All will be explained in due time, but first¡­ I should probably heal this friend of yours, shouldn¡¯t I? [Heal]... there, done¡­ now, let us go~¡± Alfonso said, as he vanished. Carrying Damien¡¯s unconscious body. 0-0-0-0-0-0 I woke up in a dimly lit room, chained to a metal chair that was built into the floor. ¡°W-where am I?¡± I asked nobody in particular. But I still got an answer. ¡°You. My friend are in our super secret base! Surprise!!!~¡± A man¡¯s chilling voice shouted in my ear. ¡°Huh!? Who!?¡± I questioned, as I looked around. To find nobody around me. ¡®What the fuck¡¯s happening!? Am I going insane!? Calm down¡­ calm¡­ calm¡­ good, now¡­ how do I get out of here?¡¯ I thought, as I tried to find a way out of my chains. ¡®Okay, maybe¡­ I could use one of my abilities¡­ but, which should I use? It hasn¡¯t been a day, so I can¡¯t rely on lottery¡­ even with my shit luck. Swordsmanship is useless in this scenario, so¡¯s Tame¡­ Iron Fist and Smash could work¡­ but, they¡¯d be better if they were¡­¡¯ ¡°Combined!¡± I shouted, as I grabbed onto the chain using my left hand. ¡°[Iron Fist] [Smash]¡± I shouted, combining my skills. And destroying the chains. ¡°Good, now¡­ how do I leave thissss room?¡± I asked myself, as I looked around for a door, to only find¡­ nothing. No door, window, hole or¡­ anything, it was as if I was just stuck in a cube¡­ forever. ¡°Let me the fuck out of here you crazy bassstard!¡± I shouted, as I punched the wall, with Iron Fist still on. Causing it to dent. ¡°Oh¡­ oh, I sssee¡­ recruitment, you want to sssee how sssstrong I am, do you? Well then, I¡¯ll fucking sssshow you! You goddamn insssane basssstard! [Smash]!¡± I shouted, as I started to punch through the cube-like room. 0-0-0-0-0-0 After what felt like¡­ days, of punching that wall¡­ I actually got several notifications.
STR +2
STR +2
END +2
STR +2
STR +2
END +2
STR +2
You have completed training in ¡°The Cube¡±
+10000 EXP
Preparing to return to the mortal plane in. 3. 2. 1.
¡°W-what!?¡± I shouted in confusion, as I fell unconscious again. 0-0-0-0-0-0 ¡°W-where am I?¡± I asked, as I looked around¡­ only to see my camp¡­ and that Alfonso bastard! ¡°What did you do to me!?¡± I shouted, as I picked him up, easily. Which seems to have shocked him, causing him to drop his suitcase¡­ which opened, revealing several hundred cards which resembled the card I got Gobuk from, a giant hammer¡­ so big that it was almost comical¡­ magical girl figurines¡­ let¡¯s gloss over that, business cards? Okay¡­ and, a¡­ weird crystal? ¡®Wait, I got more EXP, and¡­ some more stats, shit¡­ what¡¯s my Status at now?¡¯ I thought, as I threw Alfonso to the ground. ¡°Ow¡­ what was that for, friend?~¡± He said, obnoxiously. ¡®Oh god, he gets on the nerves¡­ so much!¡¯ I thought as I walked away, to look at my last ¡°patient¡± and¡­ he was completely healed, not even a fever. ¡°What did you do?¡± I asked, as I glared at Alfonso. ¡°I simply healed your friend, what? Was it a bad thing? Oh no~ I shouldn¡¯t have done it, should I?~ Hehehehehe!¡± Alfonso started laughing. ¡°No, that¡¯s not the casse¡­ thankssss for healing him¡­ but, don¡¯t get thissss wrong! You put me in ssssome weird fucking cube! For a week!... which ssshould mean¡­ ssshit! Is he ssstable!?¡± I asked, as I checked his body¡­ to see that it wasn¡¯t even slightly malnourished. ¡°Ssspill the fucking beans. How long wasss I in that place!?¡± I asked, as I pulled out my shortsword, again. ¡°Ohohohohoho, if you ask. You shall be answered¡­ it has been¡­ exactly, seven hours. And, just so you know, friend. You¡¯ve passed! Ha ha! Welcome to the alliance!¡± Alfonso said happily. ¡°W-what?¡± I asked, confused. ¡°You passed the test, which is impressive for someone of your mental qualifications¡­ we even had a small bet on whether or not you¡¯d survive the week of loneliness, boredom, and restraint¡± He said as he walked around, stretching. ¡°We? And what do you mean ressstraint? I got out of those chainssss practically instantly¡± I said, as I kept pointing the shortsword at him. ¡°Oh, those weren¡¯t the restraints¡­ didn''t you notice the gravity? More precisely, the gravity getting stronger every single day? And, to answer your question. Guys, come on out¡± Alfonso said, as three people appeared out of nowhere. One was a pink haired woman, with a large chest and a purple dress on. She looked, beautiful¡­ quite possibly, beautiful enough to start wars. But, that wasn¡¯t the most attracting part about her¡­ it was her aura. It felt¡­ warm. I felt like I could completely trust her¡­ The other two were standing side by side, in completely opposite clothes. The man was wearing complete purple¡­ not like the woman previously, this type of purple¡­ looked¡­ corrupted. And so did he, it felt like he corrupted everything around him... I could literally see the grass at his feet withering to nothing... But, the woman next to him, looked almost completely different, she was wearing a pure white dress. Covering everything completely, and she looked¡­ pure. And, it actually felt like she was purifying the area around the man. Recreating the withered grass... she looked so pure, that it almost cancelled out his corruption. ¡°Who¡­ are you?¡± I asked, as I kept my sword readied. ¡°I, am Valsathur, The Demon King of Corruption, and this is my wife. Belerina, The Demon Queen of Purification¡­ the other one¡¯s Valeria, The Demon Queen of Love. Would you like to introduce yourself?¡± Valsathur asked, in a completely emotionless tone, as he stared me directly in the eyes. ¡°Ah, right¡­ uh¡­ I¡¯m Damien Kruel¡­ I¡¯m¡­ The Demon King of Gambling, according to Alfonssso¡­ that prick¡± I said, full of disdain. ¡°Hey, that¡¯s quite rude! I¡¯m right here!¡± Alfonso said, feigning sadness. ¡°I know, that¡¯s why I sssaid it¡­ now, if you four could lea-¡± I said bluntly, as our conversation was interrupted by the patient. ¡°Lynn¡­ where are you¡­ Lynn?¡± The man mumbled, as he tossed and turned¡­ as if he was afraid of something. ¡°Ssshit, I¡¯ll be back¡­ man, are you okay? Can you wake up? Who are you?¡± I asked three important questions in succession. ¡°LYNN!!!¡± The man shouted, as he shot up out of bed and looked around, confused. ¡°W-where am I?¡± He asked. ¡°You¡¯re in my camp¡­ and let me guess, you¡¯re looking for someone named¡­ Lynn?¡± I asked. ¡°Y-yes, how did you know!?¡± He asked, surprised. ¡°Because, idiot. You were saying her name multiple times in your sleep!¡± Alfonso butted in on our conversation. ¡°Alfonssso, please¡­ take your friendsss and leave, we¡¯ll deal with thisss¡­ alliance, later!¡± I shouted. ¡°Alright¡­ come on guys! Let us go! To another adventure!¡± Alfonso shouted, as they all disappeared. ¡®Seriously? It was THAT easy!? Fucking hell, that was annoying¡­¡¯ I thought, as I got back on track and spoke to the man again. ¡°Sssso¡­ who are you?¡± I asked. ¡°I-I¡¯m Jofre Whitesnake, please save my sister!¡± ¡®Eh?¡¯ [---THE END---] Volume 2: Chapter 13 I looked at the man who I saved from the goblin village, Jofre. With a confused look on my face. ¡°Please¡­ save my sister, save Lynn!¡± He begged, while kneeling. ¡°What¡¯ssss in it for me?¡± I asked. ¡°I-I¡­ I¡¯ll be eternally grateful, my sister will too...!¡± He said. ¡°That¡¯sss¡­ not a good deal¡­¡± I said back, with a glare in my eyes. ¡°I-I¡¯ll grant you passage into our village¡­ travelers aren¡¯t allowed¡­ most of the time¡­ A-and I¡¯ll guarantee you a discount at my fathers blacksmith!¡± He said, in a pleading tone. ¡®A blacksmith? Well, I could probably get a better weapon than this sword¡­ which will probably break soon¡­¡¯ I thought, as I looked at him for a few more seconds. ¡°Deal¡­¡± I said, as I forcefully grabbed his hand and shook it. ¡°Th-thank you! Now! Let¡¯s go!¡± He said, trying to get up from his kneeling position, only to fall back down in pain. ¡°You ssshouldn¡¯t go¡­ too hurt, we¡¯ll go¡± I said, gesturing towards Gobuk, Ouroboros and Pochi. ¡°A¡­ a goblin! No¡­ a goblin hunter! Who are you!?¡± He questioned wearily, as he pulled out his sword, prepared to stab me. ¡°I am but a sssimple tamer, these are my creatures that I tamed, myself¡­ well, one of them issss¡­ one¡¯sss a ssssummoned being and the other one jusst followsss me¡­ but, it¡¯sss pretty cool, sssso I don¡¯t care...¡± I said completely truthfully. His eyes started to sparkle. ¡°What!? You¡¯re a dual classer!? Tamer and Summoner!!! Holy crap! That¡¯s awesome!!! If it¡¯s you! You could definitely save my sister!¡± Jofre said, excitedly, trying to get up again but falling down¡­ again. ¡°Alright then, I¡¯m going to go now¡­¡± I said awkwardly, as I left my camp and walked back to the goblin village. 0-0-0-0-0-0 We made it to the goblin village. Only to see¡­ more bodies, covered in¡­ fluids, with terrified expressions on their faces and two goblins guarding the gate. ¡°Help¡­ me¡± I heard a muffled voice. But, I chose to ignore it. ¡®It¡¯s alright¡­ if they¡¯re still alive when I get back¡­ I¡¯ll save them, but I can¡¯t do it now. Time¡¯s of the essence, that guys sister could die at any moment, and I wouldn¡¯t be able to get stuff from the blacksmith¡¯s¡¯ I thought, as I walked up to the gate and quickly dispatched of the two goblins guarding it by knocking them out. ¡°Guh!¡± ¡°Gyah!¡± They fell to the floor, I was thinking they might live, but their fate was sealed when they were gobbled up by Ouroboros. ¡®...Well, that happened¡¯ I thought, as I opened the gate. To see a village full of goblins¡­ raping, breaking and screaming. ¡®Well then, at least I won¡¯t feel guilty about this¡¯ I thought, as I pulled out my short-sword and charged at the goblins. ¡°Die!¡± I shouted, as I sliced a goblins head off. Gobuk went on a full on rampage, using his spear to kill all of the goblins in sight. ¡°Kekekekekekeke¡± Ouroboros and Pochi were fighting five goblins each, and the former were winning with ease. ¡°Die demon!¡± A goblin shouted, as it sliced my right hand off. ¡°Aaaaah¡­ oh, right, wooden hand¡­ ha ha ha¡± I laughed with a smile, as I kicked the goblin in the face, crushing its face in, causing it to die, and I put the wooden hand back on. ¡°[Iron Fist]!¡± I shouted, as I punched a goblin in the face, sending it flying. Into another goblin, knocking them both down¡­ even though, the first one was dead. ¡°Kill demon!¡± ¡°No! Kill snake!¡± ¡°Kill little monster!¡± ¡°Kill hunter!¡± Four large goblins shouted orders, toward the goblins below them. ¡°Huh, who are they?... Ssssystem. What are thessse goblinssss? It looks like they have classesss...¡± I said, with a tone full of curiosity.
The first goblin is a hunter, the second¡¯s a trapper, the third is a shaman and the fourth is a warrior. The hunter relies on its spear for attacks. The trapper relies on its surrounding traps, and its bow and arrow. The shaman relies on its low-level tier 1-3 magic. And the warrior relies on its pure physical abilities and its large club.
The system said, extremely informatively. ¡°Thankssss¡­ Sssssystem¡± I said, as I charged at the first goblin, the hunter. ¡°Die!¡± I shouted, as I slashed at the hunter. Who tried to block with its spear, but the spear was broken and I sliced its head in half. ¡°Gobuji! I¡¯ll avenge you! [Fireball]!¡± The shaman shouted, as a small fireball appeared beside it, but the shaman was sweating profusely. And it was shot directly at my head. ¡°Oh fuck!¡± I shouted, bracing for impact. The fireball hit me, directly in the face. ...But, it didn''t do much damage. ¡°Hehehe¡­ that didn''t even do that much! Now, it¡¯s my turn!¡± I shouted, as I charged at the exhausted shaman and cut it in half. ¡°Gyaaaaah!!!¡± The goblin shaman screamed in pain, as it tried to crawl away. Its legs completely cut off and its guts slowly falling out. ¡°...No mercy¡± I said, as I left the goblin shaman to bleed out, painfully. ¡°Gobusuke! No!¡± The goblin warrior shouted, as it charged at me from behind. ¡°Huh?¡± I was caught off-guard, when the goblin warrior punched me in the back of the head. It felt like I was hit in the head with a brick. ¡°Gah! Fuck you too buddy!¡± I shouted, as I punched the goblin warrior in the face, using my wooden hand. Since my other hand was holding the sword. ¡°Grah!¡± The goblin warrior shouted in pain, as it stared at me angrily. And tried to punch me again. ¡°Nope! You¡¯re not catching me off-guard thisss time!¡± I shouted, as I dodged the punch and cut the goblin warrior¡¯s head off, using my sword. ¡°Now¡­ where¡¯ssss the trapper?¡± I said, as I looked around. Finding the trapper standing in the middle of several obvious primitive bear-traps and pitfalls. ¡®Who would fall for those?¡¯ I thought, as I calmly walked to the trapper, walking past the traps. ¡°Huh? How you get past traps!?¡± It asked, confused and full of fear. ¡°Well, you¡¯re not very good at setting them¡± I said, as I sliced the goblin trapper¡¯s throat and watched, as it fell, face-first into one of its own primitive bear-traps. ¡°Alright then¡­ now, where¡¯sss the king?¡± I asked the petrified goblins, as I glared at them angrily. ¡°T-there!¡± One of the goblins said, pointing toward the largest hut. ¡°Thank you¡± I said with a large grin, as I killed the other five goblins, sparing the one that gave me directions. And walked to the large hut. I opened the door, only to be hit with the putrid stench of a combination of blood, fecal matter and cum at the same time. I looked around for a little while, only to find three interesting things. I saw the Goblin King, as I¡¯ll call it. Brutally raping a beastwoman who was chained to the bed. A goblin in a cage on the left, looking like it¡¯s been tortured and a small gated area with slimes inside. ¡°Ssssystem¡­ what is this large creature?¡± I asked, since I wasn¡¯t 100% certain that this was the Goblin King.
The creature is a Goblin King, a rare class for Goblin¡¯s with the CHA stat at 50+ and their STR also at 50+ Goblin King¡¯s are well-known for their insatiable lust and incredible power, but also their abysmal INT and WIS, so just watch out.
¡°Got it...¡± I whispered, as my eye twitched, and I silently crept up on the Goblin King who was raping someone, right in front of me... And slashed at its head. Hoping to cut it in half. ¡°Huh? What that?!¡± The Goblin King questioned, as it turned around. Only to see me. Holding my shattered sword. ¡°Wha- Fuck!¡± I shouted, as I dodged the Goblin King''s punch. ¡°You distract me from fun! You die!¡± The Goblin King shouted, as it leaped off of the bed and charged at me. ¡°Fuck!¡± I shouted, as I blocked the Goblin King¡¯s charge, using a large wooden table and my strength. The large wooden table was shattered into millions of tiny pieces, but I somehow managed to block the Goblin King¡¯s punch, and do a counter-attack, by grabbing a shard of the table that was shattered into millions of tiny, sharp pieces and stabbed the Goblin King in the eye, repeatedly. ¡°Grah!!!¡± The Goblin King shouted, enraged. As it punched me in the stomach, sending me flying. ¡°Gah!¡± I coughed up a bit of blood, as I slowly stood up. ¡®Wait, if it¡¯s got 50+ STR¡­ will I be able to take another blow?... It could have more strength than I could handle¡­ I better play a lot more carefully¡¯ I thought, as I picked up a chair and threw it at the Goblin King, catching its attention. ¡°Still alive!? Annoying!¡± The annoyed Goblin King shouted, as it tried to punch me again, but this time. I dodged to the left, causing the Goblin King to smash its hand through the wall of the hut. ¡°Gobuk! Ouroborosssss! Get in here!¡± I shouted, hoping they could hear me. ¡°Hisssss¡± ¡°Yes, master!¡± They both charged in, ready to fight. ¡°Hunter! Help me kill demon!¡± The Goblin King commanded, thinking Gobuk would listen to him. Gobuk replied, by stabbing the Goblin King in the knee with its spear. ¡°Grah! Traitor! I kill you too!¡± The Goblin King shouted, as it tried to grab Gobuk¡¯s head, but was bitten by Ouroboros. ¡®Oh, that venom¡¯s gotta hurt¡­ if I remember correctly¡­ he¡¯s going to feel like he¡¯s burning alive in...3¡¯If you encounter this tale on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. The Goblin King stared at Ouroboros, stunned. ¡®2¡¯ Ouroboros stared back. ¡®1¡¯ ¡°Gyaaaaaah!!!!¡± The Goblin King shouted in pain, as it rolled on the floor, tears coming out of its eyes. ¡°Sssssystem¡­ quick quessstion, how long doesss that venom lasst?¡± I asked.
The fire-venom will last from anywhere between 1-3 days. If the victim doesn¡¯t die in that time, they¡¯ll actually gain a small amount of strength and an affinity for fire magic.
The system stated. ¡°Really now?... That¡¯sss kind of interessssting¡± I said, thinking of how I could use this. ¡®If I take over this tribe and have Ouroboros bite all of them¡­ I could have some pretty strong goblins¡­ and then I could take over the forest and then¡­ calm down Damien, you have to think of this stuff on a small-scale for now¡­ remember Alfonso¡­ damn that guy¡¯s strong¡­ and creepy¡¯ I thought to myself, which caused goosebumps to run down my spine. ¡°I! Kill! Snake!¡± The Goblin King shouted, as it grabbed Ouroboros, and squeezed tightly. Only to be bitten, again. And again, and again. Until it succumbed to the pain and slowly died. ¡°Isss¡­ it dead?¡± I asked myself, as I poked the Goblin King, repeatedly. It didn''t even twitch. ¡®I-it¡¯s dead¡­ oh thank god¡¯ I thought, before I passed out, due to exhaustion. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0 ¡°Excuse me?... Excuse me!? WAKE THE HELL UP!!!¡± I heard a woman shout angrily. ¡°H-huh? Where am I?¡± I questioned, as I looked around. Only to see a half-naked woman with wolf ears and a tail, chained to a bed. Shouting at me. ¡°Hey you, yeah! You! Wake up!¡± She shouted angrily, as she stared at me. ¡°I-I¡¯m awake¡­ what do you want?¡± I asked. ¡°What do I want, huh? Maybe I want you to RELEASE ME FROM THESE CHAINS!!!¡± She shouted, as she banged the chains against the wall. Making a loud clanging sound. ¡°Alright, alright¡­ here¡± I said, as I gripped the chains as hard as I could, to hear them only crack ever so slightly. ¡°Crap¡­ [Iron Fissst]¡± I said, as I gripped even harder, causing my hand to bleed slightly, and the chains snapped in half. ¡°Good! Now, what about the rest?¡± She asked, in a condescending tone. ¡°Fine¡­¡± I said, as I snapped the three other chains, freeing her. ¡°Good¡­ now, give me a knife¡± She said, with a weird look in her eyes. ¡®A knife¡­ what does she want a knife for? What¡¯s she going to- oh no!... She¡¯s going to off herself, isn¡¯t she!¡¯ I thought quickly, as I stared at her. ¡°What are you waiting for? Give me the knife!¡± She shouted. ¡°Fine, but don¡¯t do anything drastic¡­¡± I said, in a warning tone. As I gave her a small knife. ¡°Thanks~¡± She smiled warmly, as she leaped from the bed and onto the Goblin King. ¡°Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!¡± She shouted repeatedly, as she stabbed the Goblin King in the¡­ junk, repeatedly. Blood splashed upon her face, as she looked back to me, with a satisfied grin. ¡°So¡­ where are you from, handsome?¡± She asked, with a lewd look in her eyes. ¡°I-Uh¡­ oh, what¡¯sss that goblin doing in that cage?¡± I asked, as I looked at the goblin in the cage. ¡°Help¡­ me, please¡± The goblin asked, weakly. ¡°What¡¯sss wrong?¡± I asked, kindly. ¡°Water¡­ food¡­ please¡± It begged. ¡°Fine¡­¡± I said, as I gave it a piece of bread I had stored in one of my pockets. And gave it some water I had in the water-skin I stole from one of the dead adventurers. ¡°Thank you¡­¡± The goblin said, as it quickly swallowed the bread and gulped down the water as quickly as it could, as if it would vanish if it didn''t get eaten. ¡°Ssso¡­ who are you?¡± I asked. ¡°Oh, I¡¯m Bryan¡­ a Magic Weapon Crafter, pleasure to meet you¡± The goblin said, with a posh british accent, that seemed like it appeared out of nowhere, and went to shake my hand. ¡°Pleasssure to meet you too Bryan, I¡¯m Damien. Damien Kruel¡± I said, as I shook Bryan¡¯s hand with a firm grip. ¡°So, you¡¯re not going to reveal your class to me Damien? Figures, at least you¡¯re not as dumb as I previously thought¡± Bryan said, slightly bitterly. ¡°Excussse me?¡± I asked, confused. ¡°Oh, right. I¡¯m a reincarnated person too¡­ don¡¯t you notice? We¡¯re speaking english, the beast-lady behind you doesn¡¯t understand a word we¡¯re saying. Just look at her, she¡¯s as confused as a KKK member in a black-lives matter movement¡± Bryan said with a grin on his face. ¡°Pfft hahahahahaha¡± I started laughing uncontrollably. ¡°Ahem¡­¡± I cleared my throat, hoping I could hide from the embarrassment. ¡°What¡¯s so funny? You two were just speaking gibberish¡± The woman asked, angrily. ¡°Just a joke between friends¡­ sort of¡± Bryan said, unconvincingly. ¡°Suuure¡­ anyways, let¡¯s leave¡± The woman said, as she went to leave through the front door. ¡°Wait, what about the ssslimes?¡± I asked. ¡°Kill them and let¡¯s go¡± She said, in an annoyed tone. ¡°Or, maybe I could just tame them¡± I said, as I tamed the slimes in the small gated area. There were four of them, exactly. ¡°Huh, that¡¯s weird¡± Bryan said. ¡°What?¡± I asked. ¡°There were two five minutes ago¡­¡± He said, confused. ¡°Maybe you didn''t count correctly?¡± I asked. ¡°That¡¯s¡­ okay, yeah. Probably. Anyways let¡¯s go¡± Bryan said. ¡°Alright¡± I said, as I put the four slimes on Ouroboros¡¯ body and walked off. Not noticing the slimes increase into eight. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0 ¡°So, what now?¡± The woman asked. ¡°Well, do you know where the other women are kept?¡± I asked. ¡°In the building next door, the Goblin bastard wanted them to be as close as possible, so he could do...stuff¡­¡± She said, with a hint of fear in her eyes. ¡°It¡¯sss alright, it¡¯s over now. You¡¯re sssafe¡± I said, as I grabbed her shoulder. ¡°Off of me! You damn goblin fucker!¡± She shouted, as she picked me up, and threw me across the room. ¡°Gah!¡± I shouted, surprised. ¡°Oh¡­ sorry¡­ I¡¯m a bit¡­ traumatised¡­ so, I¡¯d really appreciate it, if you didn''t touch me¡­ teehee?¡± She said, with a still-warm smile. ¡°Alright¡­ then, let¡¯sss get thosse girlssss out of there!¡± I said, enthusiastically. ¡°Well, that¡¯s going to be pretty hard¡­¡± The woman said. ¡°Why?¡± I asked. ¡°Almost all of them long for the sweet release of death, so did I¡­ until you saved me, handsome¡± She said, with a lewd smile. ¡°Anyways¡­ I didn''t get your name¡± I said, trying to change the topic. ¡°Charvina, so what¡¯s your name, sweetheart?¡± She said, her lewd smile turning into a lewd grin. ¡°Damien¡­ now, let¡¯sss go sssave thosse girlsss!¡± I shouted. ¡°I already told you they-¡± ¡°I¡¯m sssure you ssaid, almosst. Ssso there¡¯sss sstill at leasst one persson that we can sssave. Sssso that¡¯ssss what I¡¯m going to do, let¡¯ssss go!¡± I shouted. ¡°Alright, but you need a weapon¡± Charvina said. ¡°Why would I?¡± I asked. ¡°Well, to leave here. We¡¯d have to go through the Jaha Forest, while full of weak monsters, when they group up¡­ well, trust me. When I say you¡¯ll want a weapon¡± She said. ¡°Okay, then. Where do I get one?¡± I asked. ¡°What about that one?¡± She said, pointing at a scythe right behind me. The scythe was almost twice my size, had a pitch black handle and the blade looked like it was made of steel. ¡°Good enough¡± I said, as I grabbed the scythe and swung it around a bit, getting a feel for it. ¡°Well, basssed on my non-expert opinion, it¡¯sss a lot better than my previouss weapon wassss¡± I said, as I kept on swinging the scythe around. ¡°So, when are we going?¡± Charvina asked. ¡°Oh, right¡­ let¡¯ssss go get the women out of that place and back to their village¡± I said, as I walked outside, only to see dozens of goblins, kneeling. ¡°Huh?¡± I stared at the goblins, most of them were elderly, while the rest looked too young to fight. And there was the one I spared. They were all kneeling, for some reason. ¡°You kill king, you king now¡± One of the elderly goblins said, still kneeling. ¡°I- what?!¡± I was confused. ¡°Damien, why are they kneeling?¡± Charivna asked, confused. Still holding the knife, ready to stab them. ¡°Apparently, ssssince I killed their king, I¡¯m their new¡­ king?¡± I said, as I looked at Bryan. ¡°Oh! Right, there¡¯s a rule in the goblin villages around here, if you kill the king. No matter who you are, you shall rule the tribe¡­ And just a little warning¡­ the one you just beat was the weakest¡­¡± Bryan said, as he looked at all of the goblins kneeling. ¡°Alright¡­ wait¡­ that ssstrong assss guy wassss the weakesst?! Holy ssshit!¡± I shouted. ¡°Well, obviously. Why would rookie adventurers go here, if their king was the strongest?¡± Charvina asked. ¡°I don¡¯t know, I¡¯m not from anywhere near civilisssation, the only reasson I¡¯m here, isss becausse Jofre assked me to sssave his ssssisster¡­¡± I muttered, as I looked around. ¡°Wait, Jofre¡¯s alive? Lynn¡¯s here!? We have to save her!¡± Charvina shouted, as she ran towards the building. ¡°Wait for me, I¡¯m coming too! You three, stay here and watch the goblins and slimes!¡± I shouted, chasing after her. Not noticing, that my hiss stopped. ¡°You¡¯re not ordering me around!¡± Bryan shouted, as he chased too. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0 We walked into the building to see¡­ women covered in¡­ fluids, clothed only with rags and there was a goblin in there¡­ doing¡­ fuck it! The fucking goblin was raping one of the women. ¡°Hey!¡± I shouted, to gain the goblin¡¯s attention. ¡°Huh?¡± The goblin turned to me, only to get its head cut clean off, with my scythe. I looked at the woman that the goblin was¡­ raping, she had dead eyes. Pale skin and scars across her entire body. ¡°Are you alright?¡± I asked, to no response. ¡°What¡¯s wrong with them?¡± I asked Charvina. ¡°The goblins¡­ they violated them until their minds broke¡­¡± She said, somberly. ¡°My god¡­ what happened!?¡± Bryan asked, walking in. ¡°Let¡¯s see. Goblin¡­ one of your fellow tribe members, whose head is over in the corner. Was brutally raping this woman and¡­ well, you can see what happened¡± Charvina said, as she kicked the goblins head. ¡°Hey! I was one of the ones that didn''t want this!¡± Bryan said, defensively. ¡°Suuure¡­ now, let¡¯s¡­ find Lynn¡± Charvina said, as her eyes darted across the room. ¡°So, which one¡¯s Lynn?¡± I asked, as I looked at all of the women who were brutally raped and tortured. ¡°That one¡­¡± Charvina said, as she pointed at a girl who looked no older than ten, holding tightly onto a stuffed animal, with tears in her eyes. ¡°Lynn¡­ are you alright?¡± Charvina asked, as she walked to her. ¡°...Char?¡± Lynn asked, as she turned to Charvina. ¡°Yes, Lynn. It¡¯s me¡­ do you want to get out of here?¡± Charvina asked. ¡°Well, it¡¯s obvious that she¡¯d want to leave¡­ why would you even ask that Charvina, let¡¯s just get her to Jofre and back to that village of yours¡± I said, as I looked around, for anyone else who didn''t look like their mind was broken. ¡°Hey asshole! Have some sympathy, Lynn was here for days at least! Imagine what must have happened to her¡­ hey! Are you listening to me!?¡± Charvina shouted angrily. ¡°No. I think I see someone else, still¡­ alive¡± I said, as I nodded towards an elven woman, who was chained to a wall. Unlike the others who were only tied up. ¡°F-Florina?¡± Charvina looked at the elven woman and quickly ran to her. Seemingly already forgetting about Lynn. ¡°Charivna? Is that you?¡± The elven woman, Florina asked with a soft tone. ¡°Yes, yes it¡¯s me! Let¡¯s get you out of here¡­ Damien, do it¡± Charvina said, as she looked at my hands. ¡°Alright [Iron Fist]¡± I said, as I destroyed the shackles that held her, and she fell to the cold hard floor. ¡°W- who¡­ are you?¡± Florina asked, hesitantly. ¡°Yeah¡­ who are you?¡± Lynn butted in, as she asked too. Bryan and Charivna looked at me, with curious gazes. ¡°..Fine, I¡¯m Damien, Damien Kruel¡­ the 665th Demon King, The Demon King of Gambling¡± I said, as I stared at them. They just stared at me, with their mouths wide open, and fear in their eyes. Until someone interrupted. ¡°If you¡¯re a demon king, then why did it take you so long to defeat the weakest Goblin King in this forest?¡± Charvina asked. ¡°Well¡­ I¡¯ve only been alive for around¡­ two weeks? Give or take a couple days¡± I said, as rubbed my head awkwardly. ¡°Two weeks¡­ and you can defeat a Goblin King¡­ what king of growth rate is that!?¡± Lynn asked, as she examined my body. ¡°W-what are you doing!?¡± I asked, shocked. ¡°Examining you¡± She said bluntly. ¡®Well¡­ she got over the whole¡­ goblin incident¡­ really quickly¡¯ I thought, as the small child poked at random places on my body/ ¡°Could you please stop touching me, child¡± I said awkwardly, as I tried to get away from her. ¡°Nope¡­ actually¡­ [Animate]¡± Lynn said, as the stuffed bear that was behind her, started to walk towards her. ¡°Gah! What the fuck¡¯s that!?¡± I shouted, with a scared tone. ¡®God damn it, I fucking hate it when inanimate objects come to life!¡¯ I thought angrily, as she continued to poke and prod me, with the help of a teddy bear. ¡°Err¡­ Lynn¡­ can you stop?¡± Charvina asked, awkwardly. ¡°Eh? But why?¡± Lynn asked, with a tearful look on her face. ¡°Because, brat. I¡¯m taking you to your brother, Jofre¡± I said, angrily. ¡°Eh!? Jofre¡¯s alive? You know where he is!? Tell me! Now!¡± She shouted, excitedly. ¡®...Is¡­ is she a bro-con?¡¯ I thought, as I glanced at Charvina. Who gave me a knowing look. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0 It took a few hours of walking, mostly because Lynn kept on having to animate her teddy bear every two minutes!... It¡¯s name was Sir Tedsworth, and it¡¯s actually a very pleasant fellow. But, we finally got back to my camp¡­ even though the goblins from before were sad to see me go. I just told them that I¡¯d be back, and I took Bryan with me. ¡°So, this is the place?¡± Bryan asked. ¡°Yup, I built it myself¡± I said, proudly. ¡°Well, it looks like a piece of shit, like seriously. I, a D-grade adventurer could easily take this place down, given enough time¡­ and if you don¡¯t believe me, look¡± Charvina said, as she literally punched a hole through part of the gate. ¡°Seriously?! That¡¯s going to take at least an hour to repair it!¡± I shouted angrily. ¡°See, that¡¯s the problem¡­ nothing¡¯s good if it just takes an hour to repair¡± Charvina said with a small smile. ¡°I-I think it¡¯s good!¡± Lynn said, and Sir Tedsworth simply nodded. ¡°Thanks kid¡­ but, I don¡¯t need your sympathy¡± I said, as I looked at the camp again. In a whole new light. ¡®Yeah¡­ it is definitely shit¡­ the walls are literally sticks, branches and logs that were tied together poorly¡­ I¡¯m lucky that the goblins didn''t instantly destroy this place in the last invasion¡¯ I thought, as Florina looked at the place, then back at me. ¡°Seriously?... Eh, if it¡¯s got alcohol, then it¡¯s good enough¡± Florina said. It turns out, she¡¯s an alcoholic. ¡°Well... there isn¡¯t any¡± I said, awkwardly. ¡°Well¡­ this just got a lot worse. Let¡¯s just go in, get Jofre and leave¡± She said, as she walked in and we followed. ¡°Lynn. I-is that you?¡± Jofre asked, as he looked at his little sister, with a huge grin, and his arms stretched out for a hug. ¡°Bro!¡± Lynn shouted, as she ran into her brothers arms. And Sir Tedsworth followed suit. ¡°Aw¡­ that¡¯s¡­ cute¡± I said, as I walked to Jofre. ¡°Oh!... Sir!, hi¡­ I-I didn''t get your name¡­¡± He said with an awkward tone. ¡°It¡¯s Damien¡± I said, as I looked at him and his sister, still hugging. ¡°Well, Damien¡­ you have my thanks¡­ now, we¡¯re going back to the village¡± Jofre said, as he started to leave. ¡°Wait a fucking minute Jofre. What about our little deal?¡± I asked, as I pulled out my scythe and smiled menacingly. ¡°I- Our¡­ what deal? T-there wasn¡¯t a deal¡± Jofre said, as he tried lying. But, he did it horribly. ¡°Jofre. What¡¯s the deal?¡± Charvina asked, with menacing eyes. ¡°Well¡­ I¡­ I said that I¡¯d allow him entrance to the village¡­ and that my father would give him a¡­ discount¡± Jofre said, awkwardly. ¡°You¡­ WHAT!!!???¡± Charvina shouted angrily, as Jofre flinched with fright. ¡°Do you KNOW! What would happen if we allowed someone entrance to our village! They could take our techniques that were handed down to us for generations! You Alfius-damned fucking fool!¡± Charvina shouted angrily, as she grabbed Jofre by the throat. ¡®Who¡¯s this Alfius¡­ and why did she substitute God for it?... eh, it¡¯s not right to annoy someone over their religious beliefs¡¯ ¡°Wait? Techniques? What sort of techniques?¡± I asked. ¡°They¡¯re nothing you should be concerned about. Now, be a good boy and forget about it¡± Florina said, as she grabbed my shoulder. ¡°Eh?¡± I looked at her, confused. Then I looked around for help. Bryan was in the corner playing with Gobuk, Ouroboros and the slimes. And the only other one that could help me was¡­ being held by Lynn¡­ damn you Sir Tedsworth. ¡°I¡¯m not going to forget anything¡± I said, as I release myself from her grip. ¡°Oh, but you will. Because if you don¡¯t, there¡¯ll be consequences¡± She said, with what felt like bloodlust coming straight from her eyes. ¡°Hey! What¡¯s the harm anyways, a demon can¡¯t even learn the cultivation techniques of humans, or the beast magic of you beastmen¡­ and especially the spirit abilities of the elves!¡± Jofre shouted. ¡°Cultivation, Beast magic and Spirit Abilities¡­ sounds interesting¡± I said, with a grin. ¡°You fool! While, you¡¯re correct that a normal demon couldn¡¯t learn any of them. A Demon King can! Because, like a hero. Demon Kings can learn literally any skill or spell!... given enough time!¡± Charvina shouted. ¡°Oh, I can¡­ can I?¡± I grinned even more, as I stared at Florina. Who was getting increasingly angry. ¡°So? It¡¯s not like Damien¡¯s a Demon King, he¡¯s only a dual class Summoner and Tamer!¡± Jofre shouted. ¡°You actually fucking believed him!?¡± Charvina shouted angrily. While this was happening, Lynn was walking to Bryan and the others to play the interesting game they were playing, letting go of Sir Tedsworth, who instantly ran to Damien¡¯s defense. Only to de-animate after two steps. Falling to the ground. ¡®That was a good try, Tedsworth¡¯ I thought, as I noticed Sir Tedsworth¡¯s almost-heroic acts. ¡°You know, this is fun and all¡­ but, he¡¯s probably going to pass out soon¡± I said, as I looked at Jofre, who¡¯s face was beginning to turn blue. ¡°Shit! Char! Drop him!¡± Florina shouted, in a panic. ¡°Huh?¡± Charvina, who was to busy shouting at Jofre to notice. Noticed his face turning blue and dropped him instantly. ¡°Oh my Alfius! I¡¯m so sorry!¡± Charvina shouted, as she tried to lift Jofre up, only to see Jofre start crawling away out of fright. ¡°Y-you¡¯re worse than the chief! At-at least he knows how to¡­ hold¡­ back¡± Jofre said, as he passed out, due to a lack of oxygen ¡°Shit! You okay!?¡± I shouted, as I ran up to Jofre. ¡®Good, this should distract them. And hopefully, they¡¯ll forget about the fact that Jofre was just shouting their secrets¡¯ I thought, as I proceeded to put Jofre to bed. ¡°Hey¡­ uh¡­ since the sun¡¯s going down and Lynn probably won¡¯t come back without Jofre¡­ can we stay for the night?¡± Charvina asked, awkwardly. ¡°Sure¡­ uh¡­ there¡¯s four beds. Two are reserved for me and Gobuk¡­ Jofre¡¯s in the other one¡­ so, there¡¯s a bed free¡­ for¡­ you, Florina and Lynn¡­ I can make a new one for Bryan¡± I said. ¡°Wha-? Those goblins get beds to themselves!? Where¡¯s the justice!?¡± Charvina shouted, angrily. ¡°Fine, I¡¯ll make another bed. Happy?¡± I said, as I proceeded to make a small, crappy bed out of leaves, rags and grass. ¡°So, two of us will share a bed?¡± Charvina asked, slightly angry. ¡°Well, one of you two should probably bunk with Lynn¡­ you know, more room and all that nonsense¡± I said, as I walked away. To sit by the campfire that I made ages ago. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0 It¡¯s been six hours, and everyone¡¯s gone to sleep. So, now was the perfect time to start getting notifications!
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¡°What the!?¡± I whispered with a shocked expression. ¡°[Status]¡± I whispered excitedly.
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NAME: Damien Kruel CLASS: Demon King
Skills: Lottery, Smash, Swordsmanship, Tame, Iron Fist Spells [None]
LV: 9 (800/64000) SP: 10
STR: 60 AGI: 15
END: 44 PER: 30
INT: 22 WIS: 17
CHA: 30 LUC: -100
DEX: 20 WILL: 20
¡°Holy shit¡­ I¡¯m almost level ten¡­ okay, put 6 points into END and the remaining 4 points into¡­ well, I don¡¯t have any ranged skills¡­ so, put the remaining 4 into CHA!¡± I said, as I felt myself get a lot tougher and more charismatic.
For gaining 50 Endurance, you have gained the skill: Stone Body
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NAME: Damien Kruel CLASS: Demon King
Skills: Lottery, Smash, Swordsmanship, Tame, Iron Fist, Stone Body Spells [None]
LV: 9 (800/64000) SP: 0
STR: 60 AGI: 15
END: 50 PER: 30
INT: 22 WIS: 17
CHA: 34 LUC: -100
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¡°Sweet¡­¡± I whispered as I walked to my bed. And fell asleep, instantly. But before falling to sleep, I thought something. ''I forgot to check if that guy who was under the bodies was still alive... oh well, they''re probably dead by now'' [---THE END---] Volume 2: Chapter 14 I woke up to the feeling of something soft bouncing up and down on my chest. ¡°Huh?¡± I opened my eyes. Only to see Sir Tedsworth jumping on me. ¡°Oh¡­ good morning Ted¡± I said, as I got up. ¡°So¡­ what¡¯s going on?¡± I asked, confused. Sir Tedsworth replied by pointing at Charvina punching Jofre in the face. ¡°Oh¡­ thanks Ted¡­ here, let me help you down¡± I said, as I picked Sir Tedsworth up and carefully put him on the ground. ¡°I¡¯ll go see what this is about¡­ go back to Lynn¡± I said, as I pointed at Lynn who was watching in horror. Sir Tedsworth replied by saluting and ran back to Lynn. I saluted back and ran to Charvina and Jofre, to see what the commotion was about. ¡°Hey! Hey! What the hell¡¯s going on here!?¡± I asked, angrily. ¡°This idiot had the bright idea of leaving, without supplies, a sense of direction or proper fucking equipment!¡± Charvina shouted, as she punched Jofre again. ¡°H-hey! I just want to get home as quickly as I can!¡± Jofre said in his defense, as he tried to dodge another one of Charvina¡¯s punches. ¡°Hey! Florina, I need a little help here!¡± I shouted, trying to get Florina to help me. Florina replied, by laughing uncontrollably. ¡°Alright then, you¡¯re no help whatsoever¡­ guys! Just stop!¡± I shouted, trying to calm the bickering companions. ¡°Why should we?¡± Charvina asked, confused. ¡°Please! Stop her!¡± Jofre shouted, fearfully. ¡°Y-you¡¯re leaving a bad impression on Lynn¡­¡± I said, using the only excuse that I could to hopefully stop Charvina from beating the crap out of Jofre. ¡°I-I¡­ you¡¯re right¡­ Lynn, I¡¯m sorry¡± Charvina suddenly made a 180 and bowed towards Lynn and apologised. ¡°Hey! What about me?!¡± Jofre asked offended. ¡°What about you!?¡± Charvina asked, angrily. As she walked away. ¡°I¡¯m going to get something to eat. Lynn, come with me. Let¡¯s go hunting¡± Lynn quickly followed Charivna. Sir Tedsworth, was un-animated in Lynn¡¯s arms. ¡°Well¡­ so, it¡¯s just us four here¡± I said awkwardly to Jofre, Florina and Bryan who just woke up. ¡°Yeah¡­ so, what should we talk about?¡± Jofre asked. ¡°What? Wait, where¡¯d the beast one go?¡± Bryan asked confused. ¡°Hey¡­ Damien, got any stories? Maybe something exciting? Or, maybe the story of how you lost your hand¡± Florina asked, completely ignoring the groggy, confused goblin. ¡°Well¡­ I did fight off a small horde of fifty goblins with only Ouroboros and Gobuk here¡­ that¡¯s kind of how I lost the hand¡± I said, patting Ouroboros¡¯ and Gobuk¡¯s heads. Gobuk flinched at the roughness of my wooden hand. ¡°Well, that¡¯s kind of interesting¡± Florina said with a smirk. ¡°Alright then, it was a night like any other¡± I said, starting off the story. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Charvina, Lynn and Sir Tedsworth came back to camp to see Jofre fast asleep, Bryan carving some weird runes on random weapons and Florina listening intently to a story that Damien was telling. ¡°And, that¡¯s how I ended up losing my hand but gaining Pochi here¡± I said, with Pochi in my lap. ¡°It¡¯s so cute¡­¡± Florina said, with a bit of a crazed expression on her face, as she stared intently at the small golem. ¡°Uh¡­ Florina?... you there bud? Hello?¡± I asked, confused. ¡°Huh? Oh! Sorry¡­ I kind of really like cute things¡­ and Pochi makes me want to pinch it¡¯s cheeks... but, I can¡¯t. Damn stone!¡± Florina said angrily as she punched the ground a bit. Then, she saw Charvina and Lynn staring at her with wry smiles on their faces. ¡°I-uh¡­ gah, damn it¡­ what I would do for a drink at this moment¡­¡± Florina said, with a slightly red face. ¡°You know that we heard you right? He he he, now we know your weakness¡­ Lynn, animate Sir Tedsworth¡± Charvina said with a sadistic smile.If you discover this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation. ¡°O-okay¡­ [Animate]¡± Lynn said, as she pointed her staff at Sir Tedsworth¡¯s unconscious, tattered body. Awakening him instantly. ¡°Ted, hug Florina¡± Charvina said, with a warm smile as she commanded Sir Tedsworth. Sir Tedsworth naturally complied and hugged Florina with his body that had bits of stuffing hanging out. ¡°S-s-so-so¡­ so cute! Kyaaaa!¡± Florina screamed happily as she picked up Sir Tedsworth and hugged him. Sir Tedsworth stared at Damien, as if he was pleading for him to save him. ¡®Sorry buddy, but you¡¯ve gotta take one for the team. I¡¯ll make it up to you later¡¯ I swore in my heart. ¡°So¡­ we got some food¡± Lynn said awkwardly, as she pulled an entire pack of dead wolves out of nowhere. ¡°W-what the hell was that!?¡± I asked, confused. ¡°I-it was just the Space Magic: Inventory. E-every magician knows it¡± Lynn said, with a shy expression. ¡°Okay¡­ well, I don¡¯t know it¡­ and, I have a follow-up question¡­ how do you¡­ animate Ted?¡± I asked. ¡°Well, I-I simply used the Animation Magic: Animate. I have a h-high affinity for it¡­ it¡¯s kind of useless¡­ with only just that one spell. But, it does go up to 10 tiers¡­ but, I¡¯m only at the second one¡­¡± Lynn said, sadly. ¡°Wait, Lynn¡­ how old are you?¡± I asked. ¡°I-I¡¯m nine¡± Lynn said. ¡°Then, aren¡¯t you a genius? I mean, you¡¯re already at the second level of ten, and at such a young age at that! You should be proud! Your age and already at the second tier, when did you become a mage?¡± ¡°W-when, I was eight¡± Lynn said, slightly more proud and less self-conscious than before. ¡°Think about it Lynn, only a year and you¡¯ve gotten two tiers down. Think about what tier you¡¯ll be at when you¡¯re fifteen! Maybe you¡¯ll be tier five or six¡± I said, with a smile on my face, even though. I didn''t know if tier six was good. ¡°T-thank you Damien¡­ now, I¡¯m going to go wake my brother up for dinner¡± Lynn said with a small smile as she ran to her brother and literally jumped on top of him, waking him up. ¡°Eh?¡± Bryan, who was shocked at the sudden sound. Looked up, to see Damien looking at him. ¡°Hey, Byran what are you doing over there?¡± I asked, curious. ¡°Oh, Damien. I¡¯m actually enchanting these weapons with the rune of the Wolf, it gives it +1 Strength to the wielder¡­ it gets better every level I gain¡­ but, since I¡¯m a level 1¡­¡± Bryan said, awkwardly. ¡°Okay¡­ how about this Bryan. I can help power-level you a bit¡­ I need the experience myself¡± I said. ¡°You know what, sure¡­ what are we going to hunt first?¡± Bryan asked, curious. ¡°Probably rabbits and wolves. Now, enchant this and let¡¯s get going¡± I said, as I grabbed two things, my scythe and a dagger that wasn¡¯t covered in rust. I gave him the dagger that wasn¡¯t covered in rust. ¡°Okay¡­ [Enchant: Rune of the Wolf], done. Let¡¯s go¡± Bryan said, as he followed me out of the camp. 0-0-0-0-0-0 Bryan and I walked through the forest, slowly hunting the rabbits and wolves that plagued the area around us. It wasn¡¯t even an hour. And Bryan got his first level. Then, his second. Then his third. Fourth. Fifth. Finally fed up with his fast leveling speed, I asked him, why he was leveling so quickly. ¡°Well, weren¡¯t you told by the system? Certain classes and races level faster or slower¡­ depending on¡­ well, certain classes or races¡­ I¡¯m a goblin non-combatant, so I level up a lot faster than average and the amount of experience I need is cut in half. But, on the other hand¡­ you level slower than average and have double the amount of experience required¡± Bryan said informatively. ¡°Wait, I have to get double the experience!? That¡¯s bullshit!¡± I shouted angrily. ¡°Not really, if you think about it. Demon-kin already live for a long time, and with the class of Demon King, you can basically learn everything¡­ with enough time¡­ so, the cons don¡¯t necessarily outweigh the pros in this situation¡­¡± Bryan said awkwardly, as he stabbed a wolf in the eye with his dagger, as I cut the other two into bits. ¡°Oh yeah, Bryan¡­ I¡¯ve been getting half the experience I usually get, since I got Ouroboros, do you know anything about it?¡± I asked, curious. ¡°I believe the snake is getting half your experience, and in turn. You get half of its experience. It¡¯s kind of like the law of equivalent exchange¡­ I think¡­ I wasn¡¯t really a big anime fan¡± Bryan said awkwardly, as he killed a rabbit. Leveling up to level six. ¡°So¡­ had enough killing for a day?¡± I asked. ¡°Yeah, let¡¯s head back to camp. I¡¯m getting hungry, and since we found all this meat. Why don¡¯t we have a feast!¡± Bryan said happily. ¡°That¡­ that¡¯s the best idea you¡¯ve had all day! Let us return! To a feast!¡± I shouted happily. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0 We returned back to camp, Bryan was carrying a wolf and two rabbits, while I was carrying ten wolves and twelve rabbits. ¡°Alright then¡­ I¡¯m heading back out to get the rest, hey! Jofre, can you help me out?¡± I asked, as I dropped the dead animals to the ground. Florina looked at the rabbits, then back at me. The back at the rabbits. Then, she gave me a death glare. I simply shrugged, and waited for Jofre to answer. ¡°Huh, me? Uh¡­ yeah, sure¡± Jofre said, as he ran to me. ¡°Alright then, come on Bryan. We have a couple dozen more, then we¡¯re done¡± I said, to the panting Bryan, who looked at me like I was some sort of demon king. Oh, right. I am¡­ Moving on from that stupid forgetful thought I just had, we dragged the rest of the haul, most of which were rabbits, back to camp. Where I promptly got multiple messages. ¡°Hey¡­ System, can you just stack the EXP altogether, just this once¡­¡± I asked, politely. Surprisingly, the System did.
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¡°Huh, I thought it¡¯d be more¡­ say, system¡­ can you just use this one instead?¡± I asked.
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¡°Hey¡­ System¡­ can you do the lottery thing...¡± I said, awkwardly.
Rolling
¡®Hmm, let me try something¡¯ I thought. ¡°Oh man, I sure hope I don¡¯t get something amazing, like excalibur or something¡± I said, hoping I could trick the system, since I recently recalled it saying something on the lines of ¡°If you say you don¡¯t want something, there¡¯s a chance you¡¯ll get it¡±. ¡°Excalibur¡± ¡°Durandal¡± ¡°Lightsaber¡± ¡°Steel Cutlass¡± ¡°T-Virus x100¡± ¡°Railgun Materials¡± What I ended up with was¡­ ¡°18-pack of random alcohol¡± ¡®Seriously!? But, I-I thought I¡¯d get something great! And the system said that I could! What!? D-did it lie to me?¡¯ I thought, confused. Until I felt something pounce on my back. ¡°Eh!?¡± I exclaimed, confused, until I saw who my assailant was. It was Florina and she had a crazed look in her eyes.. ¡°I-is that alcohol I smell? Oh, Damien. You seem to have been holding out¡­ shame on you, as punishment, give it all to me¡± Florina almost shouted, as she tried to snatch the 18-pack out of my hands. ¡°Hey! Stop it! I¡¯ll give you some, just let me get up!¡± I said, as I tried to get up. Right as I said that, Florina became as submissive as a puppy with its favorite treat in front of it. ¡°Alright, here¡± I said, as I tossed two cans to Florina, who caught them and ran away. ¡°Hey¡­ uh, who wants some alcohol?¡± I asked awkwardly, as I walked up to Charvina, Jofre, Lynn, and Bryan all sitting around the campfire, heating themselves up. ¡°Sure, I¡¯ll have some¡­¡± Charvina said, as she looked at the sixteen remaining cans. ¡°Sure, here you go¡± I said, as I tossed one to her. And, when I did. The other three agreed, so I tossed another three. Leaving twelve left. ¡°Hey¡­ uh, Ted¡­ do you want one?¡± I asked the Teddy bear that Lynn just animated. Sir Tedsworth simply nodded. So, I gave the rest to him, since I didn''t really want to drink at this particular moment. 0-0-0-0-0-0 A couple hours later, I watched Lynn snuggling up next to Jofre in her sleep, Charvina was completely passed out and Florina was chugging almost all of the remaining alcohol. And I saw Sir Tedsworth walk up and handed the last can of alcohol to me. ''God bless that fucking lottery'' I thought, as I took a sip and instantly started coughing. "Oh... fuck... right, new body. New tolerance towards alcohol..." I said, as I threw the can of alcohol to Florina, who caught it and chugged it in a single motion. ¡°Thanks Damien!¡± Florina said with a huge grin. ¡°Well then¡­ I¡¯m gonna go do some strength training¡­ wanna join me?¡± I asked Sir Tedsworth and Florina. ¡°Sure why not¡± Florina replied. Ted simply nodded. But, he quickly de-animated. ¡®Maybe next time little guy¡¯ I thought, as I walked up to the tree that I usually punch. ¡°Uh¡­ why are we at a tree?¡± Florina asked, confused. ¡°To punch it, obviously¡­¡± I said, as I started to punch the tree. ¡°Uh¡­ why are you doing that? Don¡¯t you have any weights?¡± Florina asked. ¡°Weights¡­ I¡­ fuck, why didn''t I just use that!?¡± I asked myself, annoyed. ¡°Well¡­ just gonna say, what you¡¯re doing isn¡¯t bad¡­ just, not as efficient as the weight training, which mainly focuses on strength and¡­ well, you wouldn¡¯t get the endurance boost¡­¡± Florina explained. ¡°Okay¡­ now I have to make some weights¡­¡± I said, with a tone that signified that I was frustrated. ¡°Oh, we can just get Jofre to do that, he might be a¡­ is a complete idiot, but he knows a thing or two about crafting from his pa¡­¡± Florina said, with a smile. ¡°Alright, I¡¯ll ask him to do that tomorrow¡­ but, I just want to know¡­ why are you telling me this?¡± I asked, confused. ¡°Well¡­ you did save my life, and. More importantly, you gave me alcohol¡­ so, yeah¡­ you¡¯re in my good books¡± Florina smiled, again. ¡°Okay then, well. I¡¯m going to sleep, what are you going to do?¡± I asked. ¡°Eh, probably keep watch for a couple of hours, wake up Charvina when I want to sleep and¡­ well, sleep¡± Florina said awkwardly as she scratched her head. ¡°Alright then, you do that¡± I said with a smile, as I pat her shoulder. Not noticing her blushed face. ¡°He he, okay, goodnight¡± Florina said, as I walked up to my bed. And almost instantly fell asleep. ¡°Ah, right¡­ [Status]¡± I whispered.
STATUS
NAME: Damien Kruel CLASS: Demon King
Skills: Lottery, Smash, Swordsmanship, Tame, Iron Fist, Stone Body Spells [None]
LV: 9 (6175/64000) SP: 0
STR: 60 AGI: 15
END: 50 PER: 30
INT: 22 WIS: 17
CHA: 34 LUC: -100
DEX: 20 WILL: 20
¡°It¡¯s going to take ages to get to level ten¡­¡± I whispered annoyed, as I fell asleep. [---THE END---]